God Help Us, It's Mongolian Throat Singers!
The Artist marvels at wee little footses. Your Huckleberry then must endure weird brother stuff, the oddities of the elderly and the monkey roll.
Sep 26, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 39
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
Last refreshed: ⓘ
Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more
Episodes
Floppy Dangler or Texas Butt Crack
The Artist returns from the gooch of America. Your Huckleberry then deals with a Jeffrey, a wake photographer and a goose in the fairway.
Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 3Ep. 38
I'm The Duke of Pudding
The Artist claims his royal title is Prince of Stomach Linings. Mex then deals with a death in the family(again), a creepy savior and the celebratory post-show doobie.
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 37
The Last Remnants of Caucasian Survival
The Artist turns over the heavily guarded Hernandi cookbook. Your Huckleberry then encounters some Karens, pulls at the heartstrings of a bouncer and confesses his involvement with large portions of lard.
Sep 05, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 36
I Identify As a Unicorn
Your Huckleberry yet again does battle with The Grim Reaper. The Artist then remembers a bully, golfs with his cousin Gort and realizes how much the elderly suck.
Aug 29, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 3Ep. 35
Dudes Get Cumbersome
The Artist gets back from dropping his boy off at fancy book college. Your Huckleberry then gets a dose of fake news, meets a chick named Sweet Rolls and eats at the Chuck Bucket.
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 34
You Like Stretchy Pants, You Know You Do
The Huckleberry mourns the loss of one of his earliest pants breakers. The Artist then loses his links cherry, wonders about horse formal wear and overcomes a plethora of moany.
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 33
Free Source of Blood, Dude!
The Artist recounts his role as older brother. The Huckleberry then regales us with his vast knowledge of Chicano acrobatics, The ways of the stuntman and how to deal with a spoiled, chubby little Ewok.
Aug 08, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 32
I Don't Drink. I Don't Like Bears
The Artist gets to the bottom of speech impediments. Your Huckleberry admits his sleep medicine taste like an outfield. He then remembers the day he created a sport that will take over the nation.
Aug 01, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 31
This Sticky-Icky Was the Dang, Diggity, Schnizzle Schnit
The Artist discovers a never-ending oil. Your Huckleberry then meets Señor Flex, hangs with a little chubby kid and fabricates a weapon of mass destruction using a Nerf soccer ball.
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 3Ep. 30
The Jonestown of Golf Tees
The Artist attempts to learn to do new stuff. Your Huckleberry tells the tale of this new hobby and gets all apexy, knocks over some peppers and whips out his Sasquatch.
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 29
I'm With You Fellers
The Artist went outside. Mex ventured to many lands and returns with adventurous tales of hot dogs, funky cities and Bill Haley's swim trunks.
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 28
There's No Optometrists in the Ocean
The Artist jumps back into his favorite pastime only to be hassled by a bamboozler. Mex then shows you how tough he is and shows you how dumb he is... All with the same story.
Jul 04, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 27
Just An Ocean-Bound Floating Orb
Mex is forced to deal with current events. Your Huckleberry then spins yarns about being dizzy, floating to Fiji and dominating yet another sport.
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 26
Crazy Clowns and Space Turtles
Mex learns that Covid changes a man. The Artist then discusses the need for special pants, the magnum opus and the contents of your dumper.
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 25
Captain Wheezy Boy
Your Huckleberry finally succumbs to The Plague. Mex then spins yarns about corporate celebrations, a giant game of Jenga and the realization that The Missus leads a dual life.
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 24
Some Sort of Monkey Ape Chicken
Your Huckleberry ain't the funniest Hernandi anymore. The Artist then spoils his daughter, breaks a monkey, then starts dealing weed to the elderly.
Jun 06, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 3Ep. 23
An Evil Glen Campbell For Dessert
Mex's tales of childhood cruelty to toys is continued as he speaks of befouling the great Evel Knievel. The Huckleberry then breaks down his plan for the comeback of the lawn jart.
May 30, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 22
LPH
A very special Phlegm Cat finds The Artist in a melancholy mood...and yet... Mex reveals the origin of Sweet Lou, that time he coached a football team consisting of 8" tall superheroes and the time The Missus caught him in a very embarrassing outfit...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 3Ep. 21
Big-Ass Spread of Dynamic Chow
The Artist should have been born in Canada. Your Huckleberry then wraps up Mother's Day, tries to feed Sluggo and stabs Riff.
May 16, 2022•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 20
"I Think I Mooned a Conquistador"
Your Huckleberry weaves his way through the intricacies of the Chicago accent. We then learn that Mex has a new nickname, his package is thick and he can't scare anyone with his head.
May 09, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Thank You, Mr. Broccoli.
Some folks may actually enjoy Mex. Your Huckleberry then must entertain a sports legend and gather the weirdos to become triumphant...all while Fake Prince does the splits on the infield dirt of a baseball field.
May 02, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 18
F-28 Phantom Boogie Monster Boogaloo Plane
Mex answers listeners' questions. Your Huckleberry then gets all weird about: The trial of the century, his scrap with Maverick, and atheists in foxholes.
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Humanoid Bunny Guy
Mex hears from a evil doer who hates his artwork. Your Huckleberry then asks the eternal question: What the hell is the Easter Bunny?
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 16
The Billy Jack of Weight Loss
Joe, who own da Chiefs? OWNS. OWNS! Your Huckleberry curbs his intake of the weed, gets smaller and vows to keep being silly.
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 3Ep. 15
You Can't Make Fun of a Guy's Head
Your Huckleberry observes the aftermath of Slapgate. Mex tries to understand the "why", while disagreeing with the "what". That's deep, bros.
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Colors Are Easy
Mex is back from AZ with tales to tell. Mex learns a heckin app, finds out how bad-ass Mike's mom really was and The Boy gets made.
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 13
"Monkey" is Trending. Awesome.
Mex feels for his Bluto. Your Huckleberry then plans for an Arizona Summit, the violent debate over spray cheese, Badfinger songs and an edible arriving a little too soon.
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Quit Talking About Gibbons In Church
Mex gets over his performance anxiety only to find he has not come close to exposing the absurdity of a lacrosse fight.
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 11
You Can't Get Babies To Vote
Mex's son makes friends with a group of folks cut from a different cloth. Your Huckleberry then finds himself in a panic due to an upcoming performance.
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Hosted on Buzzsprout
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android