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The Phlegm Cat Podcast

David M. Hernandezwww.buzzsprout.com

Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.

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Episodes

Dogs. Crayons...It's Cool.

Mex was applauded by greenskeepers. The Artist visits a fancy place and offends everyone with his head covering. Your Huckleberry then tries to understand Sam's dog and at the same time, create two potential golf euphemisms.

Aug 11, 20251 hr 23 minSeason 6Ep. 32

A Quesadilla Can Be Scary From a Distance

The Artist continues to celebrate The Prince of Darkness. Mex then feeds cottage cheese to a war pig and sings the praises of Brenda Vaccaro. We meet Snaggy Snagbourne© and his lawyer. Mex then reminisces about the time he was a slave.

Aug 04, 20251 hr 26 minSeason 6Ep. 31

I Didn't Get To Meet LBJ

The Artist pays his respects to Ozzy by using Ai imagery of him with other dead musicians. Your Huckleberry takes erbody to Rock School to learn about The Devil's Interval. Charles Bronson makes an appearance and Mex breaks out of his Gump braces on the golf course.

Jul 28, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 6Ep. 30

Some of My Best Friends Are Leeches

Your Huckleberry says "NO" to The Great White North. The Artist is in praise of older women. Mex then contemplates whether a sloth can dunk and if he should frag Pvt. Boyd.

Jul 21, 20251 hr 33 minSeason 6Ep. 29

Crazy Homie Bunny Freaky Deck Love

Your Huckleberry never brings a golf club to a hockey fight. Empty Nestor™ pays Mexy Park a visit. The Artist channels his best Ted "Theodore" Wick and wished to play all video games as a guy named "Roach".

Jul 14, 20251 hr 25 minSeason 6Ep. 28

Cardinals LOVE Cannonball Adderley

The Artist mourns the passing of Toothpick Vic. Your Huckleberry thinks he could have managed the 1947 Brooklyn Dodgers. Mex's mom goes missing, but he still finds time to resume an old, smelly hobby...

Jul 07, 20251 hr 35 minSeason 6Ep. 27

Jumpy, Pony Dances and Kicky Stuff

The Huckleberry talks Chicago cuisine and pork chop sammiches. Mex only watches the WNBA for the fights. The Artist then almost blows his back out trying to be all Johnny Castle.

Jun 30, 20251 hr 26 minSeason 6Ep. 26

All The Warblers Get Habeas Corpus

Your Huckleberry wonders why the tanks are squeaky. Mex praises the sausage king of Chicago and learns a new strategy game featuring the MAGA rook. We also hear about this dude Monroe and how fabulous he is.

Jun 23, 20251 hr 31 minSeason 6Ep. 25

All I Could Think of Was Horsefoot

The Artist pays tribute to Brian & Sly. Mex revisits a scary film from his youth, only to find that he can't say "baboon". Your Huckleberry then covers a mormon, heavy metal jam and provides a sanctuary for Brokeback Finches.

Jun 16, 20251 hr 36 minSeason 6Ep. 24

American Goldfinch, Mama Let Me Be

The Artist shares great family news! Your Huckleberry then befouls the great album Rumours. Ground Chucky, the Boy Made of Meat finds his voice but can it stop Mex from buying a snake?

Jun 09, 20251 hr 30 minSeason 6Ep. 23

I Want Your Sex Cords

The Huckleberry enjoys when a sports team loses a game 7 at home. The Artist revisits The Exclusion Zone to play video games and throw a baseball like an 8-year old.

Jun 02, 20251 hr 30 minSeason 6Ep. 22

YOU'RE MY BOY, SKABBA-DOO!!!

The Boy graduates from fancy book college. The Huckleberry wonders about the farm system of ASL interpreters. The Hernandi boo a poet, learn what "The Shocker" is and marvel at bidet technology. FORKS UP!!!!!

May 26, 20251 hr 28 minSeason 6Ep. 21

HERE COMES THE GAVEL!!!!

The Artist makes a plea for Japanese grandmas everywhere. Mex sees Miss Piggy and her gavel get real weird. Your Huckleberry enjoys cool rhymes by a royal lizard and has to tell a fellow golfer he cannot spin the earth.

May 19, 20251 hrSeason 6Ep. 20

Eight Different Tones of Bong

Your Huckleberry has to put out two shows in two days. The Boy graduates. Mex takes issue with the grandfather clock. The Artist then watches pope stuff and accidentally insults the lovely Rita Moreno whilst sleeping.

May 12, 202558 minSeason 6Ep. 19

Exercise Your Beak Rights

Mex knows how to fool politicians with his fake tattoos. The Artist welcomes back his pal Ground Chucky The Boy Made of Meat™. Your Huckleberry reminisces about his childhood and the charm of Ronald McDonald and stunt rooms.

May 05, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 6Ep. 18

Creepy Skull Bone and Old People Skin

The Huckleberry learns how to be a wingman for a suave centenarian. Mex remembers his late, bad ass grandpa, and also remembers when Henry Hill was his dad. We also learn why The Artist likes weather, yet hates meteorology.

Apr 28, 20251 hr 29 minSeason 6Ep. 17

Big Chucky Beef Arms

Mex tells the tale of Big Toga Pete. The Artist learns that even drummers get vitiligo. Your Huckleberry then confesses to being a food pimp and remaining undecided in the question of who's better, Led Zeppelin or The Fat Boys.

Apr 21, 20251 hr 27 minSeason 6Ep. 16

I Landed On My Soul

The Huckleberry will do anything for Selenas. Mex applauds the wisdom of the MAGA people and needs reading glasses to be a Beatle. We also hear about Mex's new film, White Hawk Down.

Apr 14, 20251 hr 23 minSeason 6Ep. 15

Thank You, Gherkin Fairy

Your Huckleberry pays tribute to the REAL Huckleberry. Mex comes back from MAGA land with tales of moonshine, a leg holocaust and a house made of waffles.

Apr 07, 20251 hr 58 minSeason 6Ep. 14

Hermaphrodite Salmon

The Artist is planning a trip into the heart of MAGA country. The Huckleberry then discovers his slapstick heroes were sketchy. Mex gets into dubbing Japanese, topless cartwheels and ruining KISS... again.

Mar 31, 20251 hr 38 minSeason 6Ep. 13

Chello Chooze

Mex finds out that the demon has a change of plans. The Artist discusses: inappropriate stooges, Dragon Town and Tommy Chong. Empty Nestor pays a visit and meets his hero. Your Huckleberry then decides that Musk dude may just be a little Sheldonesque.

Mar 24, 20251 hr 33 minSeason 6Ep. 12

I'm Not Signing Your Puppy

Mex Discusses the genius of Jerome Horowitz. The Artist wants to spend $13K to help a demon. We then learn what Gimli and Captain Willard have in common. Empty Nestor™ has milk and laundry issues.

Mar 17, 20251 hr 31 minSeason 6Ep. 11

Sphincter Army

Mex's KISS tribute band has a little accident. The Artist also shares his fan theory about Dirk & Reed. We finally get to meet Empty Nestor™. Your Huckleberry then gets scared by this one dude's skull.

Mar 10, 20251 hr 24 minSeason 6Ep. 10

I Take My Cues From Amphibians

The Artist looks forward to his defiant return to The Lone Star State. Your Huckleberry can judge your golfing ability by whether or not you can rock a Slinky. Mex then has Linda Ronstadt help him push TV moms in to mud puddles.

Mar 03, 20251 hr 21 minSeason 6Ep. 9

Burly Pipes Are Fun

Your Huckleberry wonders if his brain is copying other brains. The Artist has a solution to the Super Bowl Halftime Show. This may include Carol Channing teaming up with a marching band. Mex believes he can channel Lady Galadriel and knows the truth about Aaron Neville.

Feb 24, 20251 hr 26 minSeason 6Ep. 8

Angry Poems

The Artist imagines a Sex Pistol Super Bowl. Mex recalls that time Bono was all magical. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about AM radio utopia and jazz diss tracks.

Feb 17, 20251 hr 25 minSeason 6Ep. 7

The Ice Cream Man Stole Our Demon

Mex believes he can become an autistic surgeon. Mex's KISS tribute band gets an "icy" reception and we find out that The Huckleberry believes the NTSB may be changing its attitude. We also hear why U should never order Mexican food using talk-to-text.

Feb 10, 20251 hr 30 minSeason 6Ep. 6

Extra Crazy Doesn't Solve Crazy

Your Huckleberry just wants a good debate. The Artist's new KISS tribute band is in rehearsals and there is already friction. Mouth of Sauron appears, as well as Nosferatu-each trying to figure out why all the planes are falling out of the sky.

Feb 03, 20251 hr 23 minSeason 6Ep. 5

I'm a Fan of Weird Lands

The Huckleberry wonders whether you are giving out your heart or being a jag off. Meet the new boss, NOT the same as the old boss. Mex channels two Shotz Brewery workers before deciding that overseas sucks.

Jan 27, 20251 hr 33 minSeason 6Ep. 4

Geckos Don't Judge Cowboys

The Artist is afraid his lizard has gone all Apocalypse Now. The Mexican then breaks down the presidential inauguration and makes sure Jelly Roll gets a good seat. Your Huckleberry thinks his management team of Mouth of Sauron and Gothmog should take their babies by the hand, make 'em do a high head stand.

Jan 20, 20251 hr 32 minSeason 6Ep. 3
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