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The Patrick Ryan Show

Comedian Patrick Ryan and his funny friends convene every other week to poke fun at each other, riff on current events, and discuss the world of stand-up.
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Episodes

PRS_157

Call 911 when you lose your heroin, assaulting a robot will land you in jail, cryogenic brains are about to wake up, and cats are mysteriously getting shaved!

May 02, 20171 hr 3 min

PRS_156

Finding $14K, sex so good it'll stop professional tennis, North Korean volleyball, and Project Grudge!

Apr 25, 201751 min

PRS_155

Meet the meth addicted python from Australia, America's librarian unreal fall from grace, and suing Wal-Mart over cleaning toilets.

Apr 18, 201753 min

PRS_154

You've got to keep your snake on a leash in South Dakota, forming a PAC from prison, the real life Mowgli girl, and penis capitivus or juju?

Apr 11, 201759 min

PRS_153

Weirdness around the world this week, transplanting a human head, high heels for babies, The Watcher strikes again, and FaceBook is trying to get people murdered just like Craigslist!

Apr 04, 201745 min

PRS_152 - w/ Dustin Slentz

We are back to the normal weirdness this week! In the news this weeks, we've got a follow up on the pooper scooper secret service agent, a matador who took the whole horn, and sex bot Samantha has emotions plus "family" mode. AND Dustin Slentz is on the show!

Mar 28, 20171 hr 2 min

PRS_151

Space pooping and MK ULTRA aka, the government's attempt at mind control.

Mar 21, 20171 hr 3 min

PRS_150

This week in the weird, partying with a dead guy in Colorado, faking your girlfriend’s murder, inmates have identities to steal too, avoiding doing your taxes, plus that time the government tried to wire up cats.

Mar 14, 20171 hr 2 min

PRS_149

This week we follow up on what was accidentally one of our weirdest stories from the back half of last week's episode, a ufo the size of Jupiter flying into and out of the Sun.This week we do something a little out of the norm for the show and do an in-depth look at Planet X, or Nibiru, or Nemesis, or whatever other name people come up with for the belief that a giant planet is headed for the Earth. We enjoyed covering this and we'd love to hear your thoughts on this possible change in format. D...

Mar 07, 20171 hr 17 min

PRS_148

This week in weird news, Tinder wants to be the Pokemon Go of dating apps, skipping your hospital job to be a chef, AND ALIENS ARE REAL! OH MY GOD ALIENS ARE REAL!

Feb 28, 20171 hr

PRS_147

In weirdness this week the Internet brought stories of the Oakland shooter who enjoys graphic art, leaving a note after an outburst, a spy doll, pressing your luck in court, and Kim Jong Un takes a few pages from a James Bond novel.

Feb 21, 201753 min

PRS_146 - w/ Mick Rice Hall

In Internet weird this week we've got stories of Hitler's reappearing in Austria, finding millions in cocaine of English beaches, a drunken bus joyride, faking a kidnapping to get money from your nana, the $100,000 Harambe Cheeto, and finding even more cocaine in Nesquik. Plus, Mick Rice Hall is on the show this week!

Feb 14, 20171 hr 1 min

PRS_145 - w/ Jeff Baker

In weird news this week, faking a million dollar check for a house, French holograms, Kim Jong Un's bro loves Clapton, hiding gold in your butt, faking your death in Florida, a cartwheeling choir teacher, and the Where's Waldo police hunt. Plus, Jeff Baker is on the show this week!

Feb 07, 201759 min

PRS_144 - w/ Jeff Nelson

In weirdness this week, the man who took the blame for having his privates chopped off, a 10 year old's joyride, and some of the most ridiculous ways people have died throughout history. Plus, Jeff Nelson is on the show this week!

Jan 31, 20171 hr 7 min

PRS_143

In Internet weird this week, cows eating Skittles, advertising your heroin on FaceBook, you can’t swallow a goldfish in UK, Amish horse diapers, and asking a judge for a harsher sentence.

Jan 24, 201755 min

PRS_142

In Internet weirdness this week, sexual assault math assignment, following a trail to a bank robber, one woman's experience with a sex robot, What really happened to Hitler, the curse of the Cottingley Fairies, and finally we've got a note from the creepiest guy at Coachella.

Jan 17, 20171 hr 5 min

PRS_141

The Internet brought some great stories to the show this week! "The Watcher" house is back in the news and it's here to stay! Buy all the newspapers to hide your DUI. South Korea is mapping out where its' fertile women are and putting it on the Internet. A woman who blames the lottery office for her losses. The wheelchair DUI guy is back! AND finally, one town's only plow driver quits while buried in 2 feet of snow!

Jan 10, 20171 hr 2 min

PRS_140

It's a new year and we're kicking it off right with talks of resolutions and fights with families in the street. Then we get to the weird news with a Mummer's Parade now with less racism, tipping your waitress with valium, the man who didn't talk to his wife for 20 years while living together, and the hair stylist with a fee for whiny kids.

Jan 03, 201756 min

PRS_139

It's the last show of the year and we want to thank you for being with us! We've had a lot of fun this year and we're looking forward to another great one in 2017! This week with a Christmas hangover we wandered the weird online to find a Russian man ramming into an airport for love, the PB&J Burglar, the most annoying word in America this year, and we've got a Craigslist Serial Killer this week to close out the year on the show.

Dec 27, 201657 min

PRS_138

It's almost Christmas and the Internet showed up with presents early. This week our stories include taking Jesus to the hospital, police save a frozen mannequin, Chilean cabinet ministers and their blow up dolls, finding $5k in the trash, jewel thieves never quit, and we've got a Craigslist Killer under the tree!

Dec 20, 201658 min

PRS_137

This week we are talking about a domestic dispute with a backhoe, Austin's condom tree initiative, Bundespraesidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung (YEP THAT'S A WORD NOW), embryos filing a lawsuit, and this week we've got a Craigslist Killer out in NJ!

Dec 13, 201658 min

PRS_136

In the weird this week, the least fun secret santa, the Postal Grinch, how to sell your virginity for almost a $1M, and sex robots are back!

Dec 06, 201659 min

PRS_135

This week in Internet weird, skating on dead fish, CNN aired porn in Boston? Robbing a bank to end a streak of bad luck, Iceland vs. Iceland, pizza ID, and more drones smuggling stuff!

Nov 29, 201659 min

PRS_134

In weird news this week, Counterfeiting in Peru, How to pick up women with a badge, Using Cheetos to accelerate a fire, The Nacho Hooker, AND the Spelling Bee Bandit. Plus, Craigslist Killers is back with a guy that definitely would’ve been a story ark on Dexter!

Nov 22, 201656 min

PRS_133

In weird news this week, a dead man won an election, another got elected and arrested, while a third pretended to be a judge before being elected. Plus, if you're going to take a cab to a robbery, pay the driver! AND Craigslist Killers is back!

Nov 15, 201653 min

PRS_132 - Election Day!

It's Election Day! On the show this week, the Top 5 Most Badass Presidents of all time! Plus some of the weirdest facts about the Presidents this fine country has elected!

Nov 08, 20167 min

PRS_131

In weird Internet news this week, changing your name to iPhone, drunk driving topless selfies, using a secret service badge to get out of a ticket, returning the car you stole, and flipping pumpkins for fun and profit!

Nov 01, 20161 hr 3 min

PRS_130 - w/ Adam Maxwell

It's a Halloween episode! We're talking tales of haunts in Hollywood, Witches in Silicon Valley, and Ronald McDonald in hiding. Plus Adam Maxwell is on the show this week!

Oct 25, 20161 hr 9 min

PRS_129

In Internet weird this week, getting hit by a plane on the sidewalk, Kansas police looking for the owner of some meth they found, a man who lost his member, getting killed over conspiracy, and a missing couple's FaceBook is still pretty busy.

Oct 18, 201654 min

PRS_128 - w/ Ryan Trickey and Marnie Slater

In the weird this week, getting groped at your wedding for money, the FaceBook sperm donor, Mamma got caught, and Jared Cook almost ate a chicken head this week. Plus, Ryan Trickey and Marnie Slater were on the show this week!

Oct 11, 20161 hr 8 min
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