PRS_127
Creepy clowns in KC, a phantom rooster, and getting arrested at the library.
Oct 04, 2016•1 hr
The Patrick Ryan Show
Comedian Patrick Ryan and his funny friends convene every other week to poke fun at each other, riff on current events, and discuss the world of stand-up.
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PRS_126 - w/ Brandon Patrick
In the strange news this week, polyester pants on rats, a freshness explosion, you can't ride the manatees, creepy clowns, and measuring your manhood in the bathroom. Plus Brandon Patrick is on the show this week!
Sep 27, 2016•1 hr 4 min
PRS_125 - w/ Steve Moser
On the Internet this week in weirdness, stealing a cop car with your hands cuffed behind your back, a girlfriend that'll call in a bomb threat for you, a lifetime of stolen socks, mailing dead animals when you don't get that job, and a real life "psycho". Plus Steve Moser is on the show this week!
Sep 20, 2016•58 min
PRS_124
This week in weird news stories, the teen doctor is back, robbing a bank to escape your wife, New Zealand library hates kids, and creepy clowns in the south!
Sep 13, 2016•1 hr 4 min
PRS_123
This week on the Internet, finding meth in your GameStop game, the "Bad Apple Culprit", a toddler got a ticket, bees swarm I-435, and Japan's "secret weapon"!
Sep 06, 2016•58 min
PRS_122
In weirdness this week, a naked man crashes into Southwest flight, selling horse meat in Britain, the most unlucky man in Florida, and pizza drones!
Aug 30, 2016•53 min
PRS_121 - w/ Spencer Perkins
And this week in Internet news, drug delivering drones, disguises to avoid jail, stealing an ambulance when you miss the bus, throwing pizza at police, a Nazi gold train, and the man who ate knives. Plus, we've got Spencer Perkins back on the show this week!
Aug 23, 2016•1 hr 7 min
PRS_120
On the show this week, the Internet brought us Russians who love mosquitos, passing out at the scene of a crime, chili-powder condoms, the rubber duck that traveled the world, the ups and downs of being a lefty, and clothes that repair themselves!
Aug 16, 2016•52 min
PRS_119- w/ Marnie Slater and Kameron Johnson
Fresh in the news the Internet brought us stories of accidentally becoming a refugee in Germany, a tale of dueling obituaries, Ohio needs sober pot experts, a pizza ATM, dumpster pools in Philly, and an 11 year old bus driver. Plus, we've got Marnie Slater and Kameron Johnson on the show this week!
Aug 09, 2016•1 hr 4 min
PRS_118
Stories of the strange, crazy, and stupid this week, the Internet found plenty. Arguing with your sober self, the Japanese ghost of poo and pee, the quickest way to get back to jail, Florida cops confuse donuts for meth, a bridal shop owner putting himself on display, bragging will get you busted, and some of the craziest rulers throughout history.
Aug 02, 2016•1 hr
PRS_117 - w/ Spencer Perkins and Jeff Nelson
This week the Internet brought us a guy cooking his pee, using a tractor to get your soda, what not to do after making out with a random girl at the bar, a writer so proud of his novel he decided to live it out, some girls can't handle rejection, and we've more dumb Oklahoma laws and some stupid ones in Colorado. Plus Spencer Perkins and Jeff Nelson came by to weigh in on these important news stories.
Jul 26, 2016•1 hr 5 min
PRS_116
It's an international episode with weird stuff from around the globe... and Joplin. Plus some of the dumbest laws in the great state of Oklahoma!
Jul 19, 2016•1 hr 1 min
PRS_115
This week the Internet brought us stories of dog exorcisms, more robot sex, Microsoft shows how out of touch they are with their recruiting, Pokemon Go brings death, a man that wants to have multiple "cakes" are eat them too, plus more dumb laws in Kansas and Missouri!
Jul 12, 2016•1 hr
PRS_114
This week on the Internet, Germans writing their own angry obits, get beat over ramen noodles, a bitter man and his sex doll, the cheese mafia, and some of the dumbest laws Missouri has to offer.
Jul 06, 2016•1 hr 3 min
PRS_113
We've got robots escaping, humans trying to be robots, "low-income" governors, plus why you shouldn't go FaceBook "Live" after your successful robbery. The Internet didn't disappoint so check out the weirdness we found this week!
Jun 28, 2016•1 hr 4 min
PRS_112
Weirdness on the Internet! This week, suing your ex-girlfriend for the money you spent, smuggling iguanas in Colorado, Nude photos are great loan collateral, a millionaire shoplifting school teacher in Maine, getting arrested for “donating” money, and some of the most bizarre campaign promises ever made. All that and more on the podcast this week!
Jun 21, 2016•59 min
PRS_111
The Internet did not disappoint this week!. We've got stories of a legally dead guy walking around Ohio, No fatties allowed at a new Japanese restaurant, losing your virginity to a robot, some of the craziest family traditions, Dog-lions at a Chinese zoo, and in Massachusetts rappers are challenging fools on the streets.
Jun 14, 2016•59 min
PRS_110
Our stories this week include a professor in Utah can't give out fake pee anymore, a football fan bites balls of a security guard, Earth's unknown second Sun, Dennis brought some killer bird talk, plus Adam Maxwell! Listen in on the weirdest news the Internet had to offer Dennis and Patrick this week!
Jun 07, 2016•57 min
PRS_109
Stalin in your yearbook, an angry baby that'll hump your leg, breaking into a nuclear power plant to find your way home, plus the dumbest laws you can break in Kansas! Listen in on the weirdest news the Internet had to offer Dennis and Patrick this week!
May 31, 2016•50 min
PRS_108
This week on the podcast we've got stupid, but funny, but mainly stupid news stories! Including... "Reporter Poops on lawn while on the job" "Deputies strike back at Dark Side by arresting a storm trooper" "Man charged with impersonating senator to get out of home loan" "The baby sitter accused of robbing a bank to pay back stolen money" Mom lets son drive golf cart at resort and ends up getting jailed for child abuse" Plus, Dennis brought something different for this week. What is it? Listen to...
May 24, 2016•1 hr 8 min
PRS_107
This week on the show we've got some range in our news stories! “Young woman asks for weed on Twitter and gets a response - but it's not the one she wants.” “UCSB Student Accused in Half-Naked Assault on Pastor” “Businessman raising £1m to recreate 9/11 to prove conspiracy theories true or false 'once and for all” “Women CAN get pregnant by having anal sex, doctors confirm” “Gobsmacked student given £2.3m in bank blunder - this is how she spent it" AND Dennis brought a segment of his own! Will i...
May 17, 2016•1 hr 25 min
PRS_106
This week on the show, mobbing over a bad haircut, boy gets penis in yearbook, Boaty McBoatface, the Disneyland of Sex, Take your tiny house and get out of town, and our last Craigslist Killers segment for now and these guys are murdering on the move.
May 10, 2016•50 min
PRS_105
This week on the show, the North Korean “Pleasure Squad”, amayor that steals for his people, an employer that offers “methbonuses”, when the rapture happens ram a Wal-Mart, a robbery withone big hole in it, belly button beer, the biggest purple rainripoff since purple rain was released, and our Craigslist Killergets angry off of sex.
May 03, 2016•52 min
PRS_104
This week on the show, a time-traveling food bandit, fall asleep in Tennessee wake up in Texas – a terrible nightmare, Big Brother shuts down the ocean bubble boy, Ronald McDonald’s arrest in China, The Watcher House, 1980’s guilt that just won’t go away, and our Craigslist Killer HATES false advertisement.
Apr 26, 2016•1 hr 3 min
PRS_103
This week on the show, “This book is mine, I’ll not pay the fine” a lesser known Dr. Seuss book, a stinky crime, where not to hide when you escape from prison, A pasta wedding that America hates but New Zealand is onboard for, terrible parents of the US and UK, and finally a Craigslist Killer story with a happy ending!
Apr 19, 2016•1 hr 1 min
PRS_102
This week on the show, a prank so good you’ll destroy a burger, the Hamburglar just wanted some 5 guys, defense against the dark arts, a convict would have got away if it weren’t for his impaled leg, DIY DUI checkpoint, and everyone is pointing fingers in our Craigslist Killer this week!
Apr 12, 2016•56 min
PRS_101
This week on the show, A drug sniffing rabbit, the cops found him in a dryer, a virgin in Bangkok got a sexy billboard, downing a plane with yoga, murderous first graders, an update on the fake senator, and there’s a snitch in our Craigslist Killer this week.
Apr 05, 2016•54 min
PRS_100
It's the 100th Episode!!! This week on the show, Tom Green is still ruining lives in 2016, in Kansas we sell sex toys, Smelling your way to love, Buying the whole town, one of the worst teens, sitting in a tree will cost you 50k, law school IS optional, North Korea is pooping on people, and our Craigslist Killer may be our shortest pursuit yet.
Mar 29, 2016•1 hr 1 min
PRS_99
This week on the show, looking for extra tax deductions? Why not buy them? A nun that just wanted to feel something. When your pizza is late go wreck the shop. The chicken baron’s bribes. And you have to be a real asshole to get your house egged a hundred times a year. Oh and our Craigslist Killer swears “Stead” did it!
Mar 22, 2016•1 hr 3 min
PRS_98
This week on the show, stripper cops can’t really stop crime, being so good at your job that guano is the only way to be thanked, my defense attorney can’t take a punch, complaining on the phone all day, the truth on leprechauns, and sometimes a guy wants to shoot you instead of sell you a car on Craigslist.
Mar 15, 2016•52 min
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