This week on The On-Call Room Rachel drops over to chat about the episode, and with her she brings a lot of cheese. Spoiler Alert: Abbey is very effected by it. Between Abbey ghosting for a half hour and Bri talking about her period, there is plenty of TMI. If that makes you uncomfortable, perhaps skip this episode. Or don't because Rachel has some pretty great insight to balance them out. We open the episode with a dreamy sequence of Meredith in bed with Derek and Finn. Is a threesome your fant...
Mar 28, 2018•2 hr 59 min
You're now listening to a Disney Channel Original Movie Podcast....not really, but practically seeing as Abbey and Bri talk at length about their favorite ones. Even Jake stops by for a moment to discuss his opinions. Spoiler Alert: He hates Luck of the Irish -- which is bullshit. Joining the girls to discuss the episode is Patron Lisa! She does an excellent job, even after panicking that she watched the wrong episode. Don't worry she didn't, Abbey and Bri just don't know how to use their wiki p...
Mar 20, 2018•2 hr 51 min
It’s here! Season 3 premiere and it’s an emotionally loaded episode. The ladies are lucky enough to have Patron Alyssa scrubbing in with them, offering her insight as well. It’s the day before Abbey's 29th birthday and your leading ladies are coping with time. Have they peaked? When will they peak? 30? 60? Stick around for the next fourteen seasons of the podcast and maybe you’ll find out. Meanwhile, the intern gang is coping with Izzie laying on the bathroom floor in her prom dress after Denny ...
Mar 14, 2018•2 hr 46 min
The episode is finally here. Season 2 finale. Who thought they would make it? No one. Neither did they. But here it is, and it's a goody. This episode has something for everyone! We have dirty mistress sex in an exam room. We have dead fiances. We have Prom! We have walking out and quitting your job (who doesn't want to do that -- envious of Izzie). Did we mention dirty mistress sex?? This whole episode takes place at Prom, everyone's literal Hell. Abbey and Bri exchange their Prom stories. What...
Mar 08, 2018•2 hr 35 min
It’s part two of the three part finale and this storyline continues to be just as terrifying. If this plot isn’t spooky enough for you, don’t worry Bri has an awesomely terrifying tale of her new neighbor. Spoiler Alert: there are conch shells, ginger roots and witchy spells. Bri is not amused. The ladies have their third patron Sonja on to discuss Izzies mental instability and Cristina’s failed emotional responses. She has great insight and will probably end up taking over the podcast. Burke ne...
Feb 27, 2018•2 hr 50 min
Who pees their pants? Answer: Everyone. Abbey and Bri spend way too much time sharing their most embarrassing stories of when they peed their pants last. Spoiler Alert: for Abbey it was last weekend. But that is not all they talk about this episode, although peeing while being airplaned, and loosing bladder control on a P Diddy yacht are epic stories, there are more important things to discuss.. This week on the podcast they have their first co-host call in from across the country! Lisa joins Ab...
Feb 21, 2018•1 hr 22 min
Welcome to another episode of The On-Call Room where jokes are taken too far, and everyone ends up uncomfortable. Bri names Abbey's vagina Judge Judy and Abbey calls out to fellow listeners to name Bri's. Why are they naming their vaginas? Because they can. This is the first episode where all the patients revolve around one story line. That along with the soundtrack this episode lends for an emotional ride and provides Abbey and Bri with plenty of content. They delve deep into what forgiveness l...
Feb 13, 2018•1 hr 19 min
Scrubbing in this episode is avid Greys Anatomy and The On Call Room fan Lindsey Hansen! She's our first Resident of Patreon to have on the podast! (Remember - if you are a $10 or more supporter on patreon you can co-host!) She brings great insight and great fashion advice (spoiler alert: turtlenecks with vests). Heads up, this is a long intro. It is about an hour but there’s plenty to discuss including but not limited to; what to do during a fire or tornado, anxiety with going to the movies and...
Feb 07, 2018•2 hr 56 min
All the GGB's this episode! Both Abbey and Bri cried during this episode, and it makes perfect sense because the Mom who played Beatrice this episode, is the mom in Ladybird. Shout out Laurie Metcalf for giving all the GGB's in every one of your performances. Abbey went to Hamilton again this weekend, and felt like this time she could truly appreciate it. That is because she has spent most of her time listening to the soundtrack, and could probably recite all the lines. She also ate a lot of sea...
Jan 30, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Do you have any superstitions? Step on a crack break your mothers back, find a penny pick it up all day long you’ll have good luck, or astrology, or healing crystals? Listeners it’s time to lean in because that’s what this whole episode is about. And Abbey and Bri want to know your deepest, darkest superstition. They start this episode with talk of movies, because it’s award season! The Golden Globes are over and they have a lot to say, and don’t worry the Oscars are coming in hot! What will you...
Jan 24, 2018•1 hr 1 min
It’s a New Year and a New On Call Room Podcast! Abbey and Bri have started a Patreon account and are so excited for this opportunity of developing the show and providing quality content to the best listeners. If you’re interested in donating please follow the link in the bio. This is the second attempt at this episode because, whoops Mercury is in Retrograde and they lost their original version of this episode. No worries though this redo may be better than the first. There is plenty of holiday ...
Jan 17, 2018•55 min
This episode gets its lowest scalpel rating yet, but the dialogue may be the best ever. On the episode this week we have special guest Dr. Annie Bishop scrubbing in, a chiropractor and forever friend of Abbey and Bri. This is the episode we have all been dreading, where Meredith and George have sex. So, don’t worry these three ladies refuse to talk about much of the actual episode. There’s talk of their boyfriends fashion, there are spells cast, and notes attempted to be sung. And even though th...
Dec 19, 2017•1 hr 20 min
Holidays! Thankfulness! Christmas Trees! We’re headed into the holiday swing, recording around Christmas Trees and reflecting on the past weekend. Bri talks about meeting all of her boyfriends friends at Friendsgiving with an IBS spell, and Abbey and Bri talk about the best Thanksgiving celebration with Jake’s family. This episode is just as epic as the past two, in different ways. We are introduced to two new characters. Ladies and gentleman, Mark Sloan is in the house and he joins Meredith in ...
Dec 07, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Abbey is broken this episode. She recently did a walkabout in New York City to fulfill her dream of seeing the original cast of Dear Evan Hanson on Broadway, and now all she can think about is the musical. Don’t be shocked when most of this episode is consumed by the theater, including Abbey and Bri writing a biographical play based on memes. You heard it here first, just wait for it to hit Broadway. Bri’s sister welcomes twins, and she couldn’t be more happy for the family. She also hears her n...
Nov 29, 2017•1 hr 3 min
You’re leading ladies are back in action, after a short leave of absence. We apologize for the delay but Bri was having a birthday and Abbey’s mind has been consumed by Broadway. In this episode we find out what happened to Rodman, who Bri’s boyfriend is or isn’t, and what actress would play each of them in a performance about their lives. Bri gives her highest rating of scalpels to date on this episode, as Abbey follows suit. Let’s face it, this is the most epic episode we’ve seen in Grey’s, be...
Nov 22, 2017•56 min
HAPPY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY BRI! From family members to podcast listeners this is The On-Call Room's way of letting you know just how loved you are. Happy Birthday you goddamn queen. We love you so much. THANK YOU to all of the listeners who I reached out to for sending in a birthday message for our favorite gal. I messaged each and every one of you - but since we aren't all FB friends it probably went into your spam folder. If you feel like leaving Bri a birthday message feel free to do so in the l...
Nov 07, 2017•15 min
This week on the podcast we talk more about musicals than anything having to do with Grey's Anatomy. Bri has a cold so don't mind how often they stop and go, it's just part of the creative process! Wyn joins the gals this week and knows nothing about Greys, but quickly picks up on how important and godly Derek Shepherd's hair is. We finally have the iconic Meredith in a closet scene - and Abbey tries to keep everyone on track because she had some serious GGB's and needed to let everyone know. Li...
Oct 31, 2017•58 min
Welcome back to your favorite Grey’s Anatomy podcast with your two favorite hosts who struggle with technology. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Abbey deleted the first recording of this episode. So, take a listen to an epic cold open of uncontrollable laughter at their failures. Abbey compares Bri to the patient Ms. Larson because she’s all done up, her shoulders are out, she can’t stop singing, and scarves over lamps. Spoiler alert: all of Bri’s lamps are covered with scarves (it looks really good gu...
Oct 25, 2017•48 min
Welcome back to this week's episode of Hamilton. I mean, The On-Call Room. It gets confusing as the women are completely immersed in the epic musical and can't stop singing it. Bri hasn't received any texts all day so she resorts to looking up Shrek memes. What she finds is terrifying. Shrek. Is. Everywhere. Literally. Somebody once told me... Bri and Abbey are both inspired by the words of patient, Mauer Paskowitz ... "Lying here in this flesh prison I reach a grim conclusion that I'm a failure...
Oct 17, 2017•1 hr 3 min
IT'S CHRISTMAS! Well, at least in the On Call Room world. This is our first Christmas episode and it delivers. First and foremost Bri burned down her house because she woke up to a spider in her bed. She's looking for a new home, message her on Instagram. Cristina is Jewish, Burke is surprised and spiritual, Karev is dirty Uncle Sal, and Bailey has a teaching moment with her unborn child. Derek rocks an iPod and clip on cell phone AND loves Meredith. Yes folks, you heard it first, Derek tells Ad...
Oct 10, 2017•52 min
It's finally here. What we've been waiting for...for months, and your hosts are less than impressed, but damn do they have some opinions. Bri hates on Owen Hunt again, because he's the worst. Abbey wants tears and emotions, she wants GGB's and is sadly disappointed. The two of them reminisce about old characters, who current characters used to be, and wonder maybe, JUST MAYBE they're too immersed in previous Grey's to appreciate where we've come. They both agree Bailey crushed it and her and Mer...
Oct 04, 2017•29 min
Happy Tuesday listeners! Bri and Abbey are back this week and they are literally so full that they can't shut up about how much food they consumed prior to recording and how hot they are. Sorry not sorry. Despite it being sort of boring episode (spoiler alert: Bri rates it 2 scalpels) they still find things to talk about for over an hour per usual. Bri tells an extremely exciting story about how she is teaming up with her neighborhood cat-team to rescue a runaway cat named Rodman. The ending of ...
Sep 26, 2017•1 hr 4 min
It's just another day in Grey's Anatomy paradise where Abbey and Bri talk all your favorite scenes, characters, and problematic penises from the episode. Abbey and Bri both had epic weekends, filled with booze, essential oils in wrong parts of the body, swollen feet that turned to numb feet, and sweating profusely. As always they catch up and invite, you the listener, into their lives. This episode involved Steve who can't lose his boner, Alex cheating (big surprise), Cristina being keyed, Burke...
Sep 19, 2017•1 hr 5 min
We're back after a long holiday weekend and have hit 6800 listens! Make sure to leave a review and subscribe so we can hit a K because if we do Abbey has agreed to provide cake. This episode is full of Thanksgiving cheer, which is appropriate as we head into fall. Abbey claims Izzie as her Grey's holiday spirit animal because she likes to keep everyone happy, and Bri claims Cristina as her's because she likes to get drunk. George is actually pretty funny and tolerable this episode and Burke is a...
Sep 12, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Scrubbing in with us this week is the infamous username "Iheartjoshhutcherson" Natalie Marcus! She's a joy to have on the podcast, and quite frankly, a joy to be around in general. Bri has finally moved, and tells her story of smudging her new apartment, coping with the move, and finally settling in. Natalie is visiting Abbey from Wisconsin, and Abbey is shooting yoga classes and ladies in their skivvies. The three of them waste no time pouring wine and chatting their favorite characters. They d...
Aug 29, 2017•2 hr 34 min
It's just another morning where Abbey and Bri drink coffee, and talk about your favorite show Grey's Anatomy. This week on the podcast Abbey and Bri spend a lot of time mentally preparing for the end of summer, and the transition into the next seasons (winter is coming). It's important to process aloud the inevitable weight gain and hibernation that's about to take place. Bri's favorite line in this episode is "great board chief" and makes sure she says it too many times. There's also pregnant m...
Aug 22, 2017•1 hr 2 min
This week on The On Call Room there is finally a huge emergency, a train wreck. Not only is there a physical train wreck (pole people), but Meredith is a metaphorical train wreck, as she is wasted. This storyline pairs well with the amount of wine Abbey and Bri were drinking. Bri starts a new segment about fashion, so you'll want to tune in for that, because...fashion. The two of them go live for the first time while recording to answer the classic childhood game "kill, fuck, marry". There's som...
Aug 14, 2017•1 hr 20 min
Disclaimer: We understand that our sound situation is less than ideal. Please forgive us and if it really bothers you - please donate more microphones. Is that too forward? We don't care. This week on The On-Call Room we are #blessed to be graced with our dear friend Reva Oleszczuk - who knows nothing of Grey's Anatomy. Nevertheless her insight is *pause* decent and appreciated. The beginning of this episode gets really in-depth with vaginas, boobs and everything buttholes. We are rated explicit...
Aug 08, 2017•1 hr 9 min
It's a million degrees so Abbey and Bri are recording in the basement this episode. They're both struggling, but they power through somehow managing to form opinions on their favorite characters. This is one of Bri's favorite episodes, although after dissecting it realizes she only likes one scene. Abbey is super impressed with Ellis Grey's acting abilities, as is Bri, especially when she looks like the alien from Signs. Other fun facts: Bri forgot to put on underwear, Abbey has a tattoo that's ...
Aug 01, 2017•58 min
After a massive storm hitting their city Abbey is left without power and the two are recording at Bri's house in the sweltering heat. Because when you podcast - you must shut all the windows and turn off all the fans. The two girls laugh over Dr. Burke's strange non-face-facial-expression and get major GGB's over his relationship with Christina and the way Bailey steps up to the plate in this episode. The girls discuss why it's so frustrating to not have control over your life and Abbey wishes t...
Jul 25, 2017•1 hr 4 min