The nick A Gliser Podcast Kleiser Posy. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am, It's Nicky Cleasuer podcast. Welcome to our only episode this week, actually special edition episode. We are live from I can't even hear you, but we're live from La Brian Frangie is here in person, although his microphone is not working. I don't think he's phone is on. Did you turn it off accidentally and turning it down? Well, our other guests while we figure that in, figure that out.
Our other guest today is a good friend of mine. She's been on the show before. You hear us referencer all the time. She's a member of the Girls Chat. It's Carlile Forster. Everyone, Hello, it's me. Are we really live? I mean, I mean live to hear, live, to save alive. We're we've talked. We haven't talked about it on the show yet, but you have demanded that everyone in the Girls Chats stops that we're old and say that we're more alive instead of saying old because everyone's always like
I'm so old. Yeah, his mic is still not working. I'm just a better way.
Whenever you're like looking at somebody in comparison, to them instead of being like.
Oh I'm older than her, I'm more alive than her. Think of it because you are. It just means that I often feel like deader than people though, Like in my soul.
That's a half glass, you know, glass half full, half empty type of thing, and just how you look at it.
Because there are some people like Kirsten is a person that's like more alive than all of us. She's just like baking cookies, boot making smoothies, chopping almonds, like she's just like, oh, I'm gonna do something squats really quick, just like feel like she's like alive and like she's if you're thinking about people who are just more alive, generally most people are more I feel like alive than me. Brian, are you able to chime in here?
So many funny things?
I know, why don't we just wait? Okay, we're back, Brian, we're back. And Brian's mike wasn't working, but now it is. And we said that maybe his frequency was off because it.
Was like I zapped it. Like there's a thing.
I don't know if you guys have ever experienced this where if you're walking down the street, then lights, light posts, what are they called lamp street lamps? Street lights will go out while you're walking by it.
Does it ever happen to you? Guys?
So for certain people, when you're walking by street lamps, sometimes a street lamp will go out. That happens all the time with me, and when I was doing my own it happens all the time. It happens like i'd say, one out of every twenty street lamps, it'll go out. If you're in a suburban neighborhood, I won't notice it in a big city where all the lights are distracted, like you're walking down all of a sudden it's dark. And I read that that has something to do with
your sunk some frequency that you have. That this is not real science, but it's like something, so.
I believe him.
I don't know what it is.
Whatever that happened, that was like your grandfather like winking at you or something from above.
A I mean, yeah, it was. I didn't like what my grandpa winked at me.
Yeah, that's racky, grandpak.
Just like saying, yeah, have you ever heard the thing that dimes?
Whenever you randomly find a dime, it's like someone trying to say hello to you.
From heaven.
I didn't know that dimes from heaven.
Yeah, I've heard of that before. That someone was like, oh someone someone in my life, their husband passed and she was like, keep seeing dimes everywhere. And I'm like, I think you're just broke, Like I think you're just looking for money, and it's just like I, you know, like, I think that's probably it. But yeah, I think that's nice to read into things too much. But I think you are someone that notices things like street lamps flickering,
like you're you're on that frequency. But I don't think that it has anything to do with your body or ghosts.
Yeah, yeah, maybe it is ghosts, but I bet you there's besties who are who experienced the same phenomena.
But I think it's because they notice it more. I think we it probably happens to all of us at the same frequency.
But okay, but other people notice it when I'm with them and then they go that street lamp.
Just went out.
I want to be proven wrong.
I want this to be we need to be walking down the suburban streets somewhere.
I don't like that I'm such a skeptic. I want to believe more. I want to just go yes and to mean frequency, like whenever you slide out of the car to get gas and it like shocks you because it felt that, or when people say it's like it's low vibrations and that's like Kirsten started saying that in the girls chat, that's and I don't know. It was just like a low vibration day and a high vibe. Like when did this become a part of our vernacular
to start calling things low vibe high vibe? Grounding. I used to scoff it grounding, used to laugh about it, but I really was thinking about how I spend most of my time. I can't remember the last time my feet touch grass, And the only time it did was one day when I was feeling kind of low vibe. I can't describe it. I was just feeling bad, and I was like, I just I read and I saw TikTok or a real earlier that day about grounding, and
I was like, let me just go see it. So I took off my shoes, probably like five weeks ago, and that was the last time my feet I've touched grass because otherwise I live in an apartment building. I don't have a yard. Yeah, And when am I ever outside barefoot?
Didn't work? Did it fix you?
No?
Every time I go home to Mississippi, I have to take my shoes off and walk around to the grass barefoot.
It just calmed me. Why don't you do it here in LA because you might touch the suburbs of human feces.
There's no patch and Los Angeles that does not have either human or animal piss on it, right, I mean the amount of piss that dogs excrete every my dog alone. If you just walk down my block, there is not a single patch that's not worth a sniff because everything's got piss on it.
You know that when dogs sniff, it's like they're reading a book, and when you like tug at them, you're like just they're they're like reading an article and they're almost the best part, and you're like, no, put it away, and like you're demanding them. It's like when you're in the waiting room and you're reading an article and they're like the doctor will see you, and it's like you're
not letting your dog learn. And I always think about when my dog's sniffing, I'm always like, I gotta let him finish this because I would want to hear I would want to read that whole Taylor swift Bush, you know, like I would hate to be cut off from it. So you gotta you gotta empathize with these things by making good. We gotta. It's not reading a book, but we always have to.
Like it's like a message board.
When I was when I was volunteering at the animal shelter, there was a there was a dumpster right by the path that goes into the forest where you can walk the four chan of for dogs exactly. They called it the coffee shop, like everyone goes there to leave. Oh cute, doesn't quite make sense the coffee shop analogy, because you don't go to a coffee shop and leave messages for other people.
No, you don't know. So yeah, it's read.
It that that place shut down. But there's a better place that called it a you have read it, man.
I went to have animal shelter and people. If you have any time in your life, and I wish I did more because the first thing I would do if I had some time off or at any amount of my life to give, I would go walk dogs and clean cages out of human And it's easy for me to say that I would do that because like, watch
me get time, and I won't do that. But if you're a good person, you're looking for something to do that would really fill your soul, like going to a humane society and seeing just these dogs and all these in these places are well like uh kept and like they're they're trying their best, and they're relying on violent volunteers, and these dogs are living in feces and not because of cruelty, but because they don't have enough volunteers, and
these dogs need walks. Some of these dogs haven't been out for hours and just days.
In some in some places now are letting you like even if you go there and you don't live there, like if you're on vacation, because some people don't even have time until they're on vacation.
You can look in the area that you're in if you just because like I go on my vacation, I miss my dog.
So like, if you're feeling yourself in that situation, just go walk somebody, and.
I'm meeting a dog this week. You might do a local dumpster. Yeah it has one eye, which you guys all know that I'm like so into that. I like dogs that are like disfigured and like no one else wants them. It had its eye removed for just aesthetic purposes, because I said I wanted a one eye dog, so we had it removed. This week they're meeting. My name is she can name him cyclas his name. Get ready
for his name. It's the best dog name because I like dog names that are like human names that are ridiculous, and I always thought that was the funniest thing to do. His name. I couldn't have come up with a better name. Darryl. And I told Chris about him, and he was like, I think, like Chris is so on the fence about getting a dog, and I said Darryl, and he's like sold just from the name. He's like, that is such a funny name for a dog to be called Darryl.
I'm loving that for you. Is this a senior dog? It's four years old? I think, okay, but it's always winking at you. I like that you small, yeah, potty trained. And I'm meeting at planes. We'll see. I'm traveling with it this weekend to say Cisco and San Diego, and then I might come back to La on Sunday to return it. If it doesn't, if it's not gonna be, it's not gonna work out. So otherwise, Jolie maybe getting a dog. They're not ever gonna have to take care
of this dog. Taylor Will Taylor McGraw and my sister and I have some people that look after well. Listen, if you bring it to LA and you're on the road, I'm your girl, but not really. You have a job, you work, and Chloe won't be alone. But where's Chloe right now? She's at home alone? Okay, Yeah, that's true.
But I don't think dogs like play with each other when they're left alone.
They just kind of like, I think they're better in two's any animals, they're better into guinea pigs definitely if you have a guinea pig. There's certain states where they won't let you have at one guinea pig because guinea pigs get suicidal. They'll kill themselves because there are social creatures and they're not so many animals we keep as one and they're supposed to be in Yeah, so guinea pigs,
I think there's a couple of states. I think New Zealand has outlawed them from being sold well, and I wish we could pass that in the States. That's what I should go pick it about.
I got my little dog when he was four or five, and I have to say, I think that's like the perfect age to get a dog because you skip all of the stuff where you have to.
Train it anything at all.
Yeah.
Yeah, as long as it wasn't like abused, it's you know, it's gonna be a pretty well behaved animal because it's been like trained and it's like working towards this moment where it can prove its training to some owner.
Mine hasn't been trained though. That's what it's so sad about these dogs is that you meet them and you don't they don't know that this is their audition for like a better life. I mean, this dog's gonna be fine because it's out of the it's being fostered until it finds a home. It will not, you know, end
up back in the shelters. But every time these dogs, you just Chris and I when we saw a couple of dogs like meeting their potential owners when we went to the shelter and were like be good, like stop jumping up, like this is.
Your only chance to get out of here, and you don't know that you're blowing it. Those videos make me cry too, whenever they show the dog their card that they got adopted.
Have you seen those tiktoks where they're like, you're going home today, buddy, and they start wagging their tail, but they don't know what they do because.
They've seen it happen enough times. It was like this one day, I don't.
Know, okay, mean that that dog's being taken to get killed.
Well, they they see the family.
They they give you the car, the dog disappears. You never see him again.
They get the cars. They killed the dogs. It's a red card, but the dogs are color blinds, so they think you're right. They're they It's another good video too on TikTok.
There's so many of where they show the kid that they just got a dog and they start bawling crying so cute, and I remember that feeling and it's like I do too. It's just like because you just feel so tender and like they're really.
Balling the only time I've ever cried from happiness that I the first time, I will say it was getting a bird. I found I was getting a pet bird and I was just like I was so embarrassed. Yeah, I couldn't stop crying.
I'm so happy, Like you feel like just sensitivity overlooked this cute little thing, and for me it was like we were going to well this sounds bad.
It was like a place where they had like a bunch of puppies. So I just remember this is Mississippi, definitely set in this like pin of puppies with them just like crawling all over me. Now it like picked mine, and then whenever I found which one was mine, I was just like could not stop crying. Gracie.
No, this is a long time ago. This was whenever I had our setters. Okay, Retten rit Rittt.
That's a good name for a dog too, So yeah, I might get a dog.
Daryl's the best character in The Walking Dead. Oh okay, and now he's guys on spin off show.
What's it called Darryl?
I think I think it's called the Darryl Show.
No it's not.
I'm not even it's called Darryl Dixon.
You know I read last night about The Walking Dead. There was a really great Reddit thread last night that was like, what is the most like cringy line from a TV or movie, T show? Or movie like, it's so funny red It's one of the best reddit threads ever. I think it was in pop culture Chat subreddit if you want to go find it. But it was so funny to read, like because there's so many shows I
don't watch and they've just found these. You know, there's Samantha moments from Sex and the City of like call me Lawrence of a Labia or like you know, but there was one that Carrie said, which is like you go, you don't go to you when you're exhausted, you don't you take a nap. No, No, you don't go to nap.
No, she goes, when you're exhausted, you take a napa. You don't move to napa.
I remember that horrible.
Horrible pun, and they're filled with those they love a pun on that show.
And someone in the comments was like, it really took me out of the character of Carrie because she's like a writer and writers don't make puns. But the truth. Then someone wrote wrote, I'm friends with writers. They love puns, and I was like, I actually do think they love puns that one, and that's why that show is written by writers who love stupid puns or like and there
was yeah, there was Abu Dhabi. Well, I say Abu he Chris went to Abujabi for a Nabujabi and that always makes me laugh at our time, and that would probably get a crunch. But on The Walking Dead, they said they waited until season nine for someone to be like, we're not the Walking dig Like they finally said the name of the show in season nine and they like built to this real moment for it God, which, like I was surprised. If they had not said that at any point in the.
Show, I would have loved it. If you watched The Walking Dead while I was watching The walk.
I tried to get into it in the first season, but I was too scared of those Walkers. I don't like it.
They come out of nowhere, they bust through things.
They just like, there's too many jump scares. People like jump scares.
I mean, yeah, say that.
I always just farted my body, just like I scared my own intestines. Oh.
I hate going to the Universal Studios like Horror Nights because you're over it in like ten minutes. But people won't stop just running up to me, like and you're like, okay, I.
Get if you're a good scare.
If you react, well, they'll they'll target you because they want people to be like ah the whole time to prove that it's a good haunted house area.
Right.
I don't like being scared. It's I just don't understand. White people do like it, but.
I don't need either.
Ally freaks out like they love they well, she goes to She takes like clients to the Universal Studios thing pretty much every year, and like she screams, she gets every time they get her every time. She she I don't know if she loves being scared, but the fact cool things she likes, cool things. She is into things that I wish I were like. She likes hiking and football, Like yes, enroller.
I can't get on a roller coaster.
Love roller coasters, but that's different to me than that those aren't jump scares. I love a good fair. Think he knows that about me. Oh yeah, you have funny this summer or I guess as it was like a month ago when you were like, I'm going to the Malibu Fair. Girl, You're like, I'm going to the fair. No one's going with me because I'm so stupid, Because I love fairs. It's such a dumb thing that I love. We're like, hold on, why who else talk to you
like this? Like I know I'm fucking retarded because I love fairs?
Who bos do you like this? Who is who's made you feel whate's secure about your fairs?
Like pre emptively bullying yourself?
She really was. Every year I can't get anybody to go. Do people go, you're fucking stupid because you like this dumb fucking fair, you idiot?
Well, like everybody will say the same thing, like I'll go, but I don't want to ride any of the rides. It's like, well, then don't come, because that's the whole point.
Which ones do you like the most? Which I do?
Are you the fairest will the tilted World? Nothing crazy?
Okay? No, nothing that I've seen a YouTube video fairest woll lying off. You say, the fairest Wool, the fairest wool, the first wall, tilted wheel til you know, the tilted world spinning? Okay, would you do that? The one that goes like this, that's not hard when it goes around. I don't like this and Tropical Force where there's I've gone on it, though, I will go on that because that's not that scary. I like the ones where you stand up and they go round and round, and I
like the ones. There used to be one that I would go on and it's like it's a like, uh, you're in a thing and that the cage flips and then the whole thing it's on flips too. That one's insane. I can't believe more people don't die at carnivals. Do you think there's more deaths and they're just covering them up because there's not that many deaths.
You can go down on a YouTube rabbit hole, and I've done this before of rides breaking and you know what, they have the most videos of the swings, you know, the swings and then the rope just breaks, just airborne, and that happens often, like that's a ride.
I will not go okay, I like that. You have a limit. Okay, Well, we have to go to break. So speaking of breaks, we have to break off and we're going to talk about f Boy Island. We're gonna talk about a fashion hall that Carlisle did for me because I'm doing a press week in LA. That's why we're all together. We're in La at the iHeart Studios Big Money Player Studios. Thanks so much for putting us up.
But Carlisle did a bunch of shopping for me because I'm going to do a TV show tomorrow and I am tired of my clothing and I don't know what. I was lamenting on the girls chet that I don't know what to wear. I don't know what looks good. And we're going to see how well she did with her haul. And and by the way, there's my fourth podcast of the day and I am headed to a fifth one right after this. Well, thank you so much. I feel primed for it. I think I should do
more podcasting. I should do pre podcasting podcast this podcast, Yeah, more often. I like this. All right, so we'll be back right after that with all this. All right, we're back. So for Boy Island aired last night. Why were you? I invited you to the premiere party, Brian? Why did you not? I was looking for you to walk in at any moment I me I met.
I meant to talk to you about this before the podcast, but yeah, I had a disaster.
Can you go into it or talk to you about it later?
I wanted to save it.
So it's actually quite sad.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Okay, well we'll talk about that another time. But I'm sorry that you weren't there. You didn't miss you did actually miss a lot. Every single person from the show flew in, like every f boy a nice guy, I would say. I think it was almost every single one of them flew in and was there sitting around watching the show and this is the biggest night of their lives. I mean, this is the first night that you're on TV. I remember the first night I was on TV on a reality show much
like this. It's like it's just and they were so cute about it. They're like, I can't believe. I'm like, I'm gonna be on TV tonight. It was just like a big cool moment. And there were some past Tamris from last season was there, Sarah from the season before, uh from first season was there. It was like it was just a good crew, all the you know, all the people that made the show were there. It was
and everyone was just so excited. And then it, you know, comes on and I got hit on by a couple of the F boys.
I will say, can you say which ones?
Yeah, I will say the guy from what's his name? Connor from Kansas City. Sure, he was like, I ran into what did? I gave him one of my drink tickets because they gave me drink tickets and I don't drink, So I gave him one because he just looked like heirs exactly. He looked like he needed something to put a roof in, and so I was like, here's I really did? And uh he was like are you Is this like a sign for us? Like he was. It
felt good to be hit on. I have to say, like, you go the whole season and no one tosses anything your way. He was the one with long hair from Kansas City. Yes, he was a red hair. It looks like kind of like a vit kid.
He's in the promo.
He looks like the biggest f boy of them all. We don't know yet what hands the city, so like he's Travis Kelsey work out.
Yeah, and then your end.
Yeah so and then uh and no one. And I just had some really good conversations with them because I'm so often during the show not able to talk to any of them because they don't want me like you're them or the whole time, the whole time, I don't talk to any of them. And they were all so nice and like excited to talk to me and like, yeah, I just it was. It was a really good hang. And I was so exhausted because yesterday I did so much press. I did kt LA, then I went over
to E then I went over to Access Hollywood. Then I went and did a podcast and then I and then I did one more thing I forget and then uh, and then I had to go to the party. So I was kind of like dead. But it was so fun to watch the show. The show is great, as you all know.
Yes, I watched it last night. I watched the two episode premiere and what do you think?
Amazing? I mean, uh, I was surprised by everything that happened.
Were you, like, so, were you?
I think it's I think at this stage we can say that oh yeah, yeah. I mean we don't know when we made this show.
I don't know either.
We forgot when it was made. But I did working Ryan.
Yeah, Brian was working on the show.
That's where I got this hat. Yes, so yeah, I made the hat myself.
Brian was an introgl introg. Yeah that's the word part of the show and was Yeah, it was. It was awesome to have you along for the whole ride, and like help make the show with me?
Yeah, yeah, had a great time.
Produce me for many of the things that I did. Yes, it was awesome. Yes, And yeah, so Brian, you had a front seat the whole thing.
So it's interesting.
It's really interesting watching it on tv. A. The number one thing I'm watching for is what do.
You think things that you had a hand in.
Like lines, Like how many lines are we getting in there?
Yeah? How many?
Yes, that's the number one thing and the number two thing. I was like, I was surprised that I I already know what's going to happen. I know who's going to be eliminated, I know who is going to win. And I was like, you know, I wonder if I'm still going to be as entertained watching it now that I know.
Everything I was not.
It's not that is an element of it, is not knowing what's going to happen.
Yeah, the eliminations are a real dud when you know who's getting everything.
Yeah, that's that's true. The eliminations aren't as fun. But I will say that I even knowing what happens, I'm interested because we did not as you know, just producers of the things I was doing. We were not involved in any of the days stuff, and so to see what the connections and conversations that they have is interesting, and it was just it's just funny how they edited all together and how the editors are funny. The producers making it are funny.
They're always like the best part of the show I think is the sometimes they edit together some things that are like purposely funny. Yes, there's a there's a moment in episode one or two, I don't remember which one where they focus on this coughing.
Thing that I got to episode two that was so.
Fun Yeah, that stuff like that is soad.
We kept coughing and was it like starting to signal that she was disinterested in what he was saying. Like I was at this party, so there's a lot of chatting. It was talking to the girls.
The girls.
Katie was about to drop a bomb about something bad that happened with one of one of.
The three girls, Katie Daniel Daniel, Katie, Daniella.
And Hallie and Daniella came back from a date, Yes.
And Katie was about to say that something bad was going on.
It might not be there for the right reason, the right reason, we find out reason true.
And it's so funny that was revealed.
That was revealed.
Yeah, and it's so funny that because there Katie really had nothing like when she went and sat down with the boys and she was like to tell me he was about to say, like he murdered your grandma.
Yeah, and she's gonna be winking along street lights, yes, highlight. Oh yeah, that's I didn't know about the cat until like nine episodes, and then all of a sudden there was this cat. At one of the chats that I went to. I was like, oh my god, he's been here the whole time. But yeah, that was that was a funny. Yeah. And then Halle just couldn't stop coughing during that.
Every time she was about to drop the bomb, Halle would start coughing and then like, are you okay?
You need water? And she's like no, no, I'm fine. Okay. Well, the boys said about Jared, are you are you okay?
And she's like no, no, I'm fine to fine And it happened like three times, and it happened in real life more than three times.
Yeah, but you know rule threes, Yeah exactly. There was the people making the show are very, very funny. There were so many moments where it was just funny to watch the f boys watch themselves. Like I literally saw Jared and Marco sitting next to each other enjoying the show.
You were putting on an instant. Yeah, I kept I kept posting, you know, Jared watching Jared, and I'd show him on the screen, and then I'd go to Jared and see him just like watching himself, like, and Marco got me at the very end, he because he's I was doing it the whole time in posting. So Marco at then filmed me and then filmed me watching me, and I did the same thing they were doing of like, she's so cool, just like admiring yourself. It's so cheesy looking.
But but at one point I am watching Jared's and and Marco's sitting next to each other and they're, you know, broing out and enjoying the show. And then it cuts to Jared being like Marco's not attractive at all. I'm more handsome than he is.
He's kind of weird to look at, and you just and then I look back at them and they like they have to deal with them, and they're.
Just just chimming around. They're like, hey, man, but you can tell like it's it's it's weird, and there's there's people like all the women were there, and I know that there are many men there who they have had relationships with and they are no longer with. But like three women, the three women, the three the three leads
were there. Yeah, and so the three you know, Katie, Daniella and Hallie were all there, and so were the guys that they some of the guys they don't end up with, but that like they almost ended up with. So there's like that you know, weird tension of like seeing your ex. So there were some guys that I was like, hey, are you okay? And he's like, it's weird. I still have feelings for her. Like it's like there was that even show. I know, I think we'll see
if it's just successful enough. But what I hear is that it's everyone at c W is like thrilled about it, and I hope people tuned in. But I hear that, you know, F girl is looking real good. I mean they're editing it right now and they're like.
Jesus Clovest news, Yeah, that's breaking news.
Well, F Girl. It was announced at one point. Ye, yes, but so it is coming.
I don't want to be smirch F boy, but watching it and stuff. F Girl is the superior show.
But I feel like the girls are going to be better, so much better at hiding it interesting.
I'm playing the guys because the guys are Yeah, that is what I when people ask me about the show. And the thing that I always walk away with is that I can't believe how good these guys are at line and seeming really sincere that they like these people yeah, and being able to like cry, and I just like, I just can't. I feel like I'm a pretty good liar whom test it? All? Right? Okay, right now, Okay, here we go. This morning, I, I know I don't usually do this, but I did kill a spider in
my bathroom and I feel really bad about it. This morning, I.
Was walking to get the coffee and I saw a homeless man stabbing the air and I was very scared.
And and then this morning, I, oh, no, I'm trying to think of something that happened this morning. I'm not trying to think of a lie this morning. I it could be either this morning. I fuck this morning, I watched an episode of I got sucked into an episode of Special Forces, this new reality show. I love Special Forces. You know what it is? Yes, I love it. I haven't seen it the one just kidding, am I?
It's it take celebrities. Okay, I think we'll get back to Special Forces a minute. Yeah, okay, this one is no.
I think I discuss. Can we discuss? Okaya discuss?
I think discuss.
I think the trick to this is that she could be telling the truth about things that happened but not necessarily this morning, and then they would make it a lie.
So like, should I did not do that? Okay, that's two technical Okay, I think I know which one.
Do you think the little smile was a fake out that she or she couldn't think of something that happened this morning.
No, I think that she started to say something that really happened and then she realized she already said it on the Girl's chat.
Oh something else, okay, And so the lie.
Is the homeless man stabbing the air.
I know was in her head that she was about to say that would be unbelievable, but that was actually true, and then she remembered she couldn't say that because I already knew it.
Yeah, Okay, So the story you're referring to was yesterday, I was walking to get coffee at five in the morning. It was dark on Sunset Boulevard, and there was a homeless man that I walked behind into the Starbucks. We were both like walking kind of on the same path. We kind of like met up, and he was a little bit in front of me, but I acknowledged him. He kind of saw me and I walk in and then he's taking a really long time at the counter like he was talking to them about God or whatever
homeless people talk to you know, cash years about. He also ordered. He finally got around to ordering his latte and he ordered He ordered oat milk, which I was like, interesting choice for a homeless man, but like that's la homeless and listen, if he get the drink made your way.
If you got lactose tolerance.
This is why there shouldn't be an up charge for oat these these milks. So maybe he's making a stand that the same as Pita is making that it shouldn't be a crime to not want to drink from a cow. He ordered his latte and then he realized he was taking really long time, and I had like five waters in my hand, and I was kind of like waiting for him to get done with, you know, proselytizing about whatever.
And then I go the cashier opens up on the other side and was like, I'll get you, ma'am, And so I go over and I'm paying, and then I have my headphones and I hear him like pointing at me, and I go huh, and I go, what was that? And he was like, I'm gonna get your druk. Can I get one of your waters? Because I made you wait? And I was like, I realized he he thought it was homeless because I looked homeless. I had no makeup on. My hair was half wet, like not even like it
was like a little wet. It was mostly dry, but a little wet, so grungey looking. I was wearing just a jean jacket with like and I just buttoned it. I didn't have anything on underneath because I had straight tand and didn't want to like wear something confining. And then I had some shorts on that were like grubby, and I had flats on that were like almost dress flats, like they weren't appropriate for the outfit. So it looks like I had just put together an outfit with things
that people had thrown out in their garbage. So this home wasn't offered to buy my drink. And so that is a true story. But the truth, the fake story was I did not kill a spider. What do you think of me? It actually did happen. This morning, I went down again to get a Starbucks drink. A man was stabbing the air violently right in front of him
and the front of the Commede store. I'm staying at a hotel kind of next to it, and I stopped to wait for the fight to break up because he was in a fight with the air, and I thought, I just want him to work this out, and so I waited, and I was just waiting there, just kind of like, you know, I'm just want to wait for this guy to stop stabbing the air. And this other like man who looked homeless but he turned to be the valet, but he did look homeless. Is a black man?
Has nothing to do with me. The fact that I thought he was homeless but he's a black man. Saw me looking at this black man that was like literally like what the fuck man, and like fuck like punching the air and was like do you want me to walk? And by you? Do you want me to walk with you? By him? And I was like, oh my god, that's so nice. But I think this guy isn't like not gonna punch me, because I'm like with someone like this
guy's not discerning, he's gonna just punch us both. He's not gonna be like, oh, she's has someone with her. And this guy wasn't like a huge guy either, so I was kind of like okay. And then he's walking me and he was like, you know, I did this for another white lady recently who was scared of a black man on the bus. And I go, oh my god, just like this has nothing to do with him being black. This is he's stabbing the air violently like this was. And he was like, no, it's cool, it's cool, It's
like it is, yeah, it's scared. I was like, okay, thank you for acknowledging that.
And then if it was a white person stabbing the air violently, you probably also scared.
I would have been like he's just like having a bad day, like he's probably scorpio. No, I was this white lady. Yeah, I mean the guy was actually really cool about it, but and I thought he was a homeless man, like protecting me from another homeless man. But he was not homeless. He was our valet and he smelled and he was smoking weed when I went out there.
So that's all of a moment like that one time with a homeless person too, where like you just you just don't know who you're dealing with. Because our card broken down, this homeless man saw that. We were trying to like push it because you know in La there's street cleaning and you have to move your car to
one side you won't get a ticket. So we were doing the thing where you have to put it neutral and then like my boyfriend was pushing it and I was steering, and he came over and he helped us, and you know, we were just kind of like, oh, yeah, you know, can't afford to fix it yet and can't definitely can't afford the ticket. And he took a CRISP one hundred dollars bill out of his pocket and he goes here, give it back to me whenever you got it what and handed it?
No, we didn't take it. You did no, no, no no. My boyfriend's like, no, no, no, you keep that. God knows what you w is the last thing that I would have expected this homeless man to thinkle out of his pocket. It shows their irresponsible with money. That's how you got there. That's what people always say about like rich people, is like, why don't they give more? Why don't they more generous? That's how they got rich exactly. And I don't think every homeless person is just bad
with money. I think that could be a part of it. With no I'm saying that with absolutely no judgment. I'm bad with money too. It just I've been luckier in my life than than homeless people. That's all it comes down to. But that does show Come on, man, keep your hundred dollars.
But he always would see us around the neighborhood and he said give it back to me whenever he got it.
That's sweet. So I feel like he hanging it forward does not work.
This guy.
This isn't the first time he did that. When's it going to come back to him?
I would have thought it was counterfeit. Like a counterfeit hundred.
He wants you to spend it, and then you spend it, you get away with it, and then you give him back a real hundred and that's his grift.
Oh that's what That takes a while to build.
But oh it's pretty good.
I mean that's get Let's say you got fifty hundreds in your pocket. You look, you walk around the streets looking for someone in distress, and a.
Homeless man gave me one hundred dollars. I have to pay him back. You're probably going to give him back five hundred.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a really good point. All right, it's not a bad idea. Okay, so yeah, I'm good at lying, but I'm not as good as these f boys.
Is My points are great, it's but the show is great.
I'm really proud of the actress. You always say you're not that. I believe that you felled the spider. I think I am a good actress when I you know, my best acting is the kind of acting it's like fourth wall acting. I've just realized this because I was shooting this thing the other day where I had to be an actress, like in front of the camera, and then at one point I have to go like, wait did we say that?
Lot?
Like I have to talk to someone off camera, that's not there. Yeah, And every I did this, I'm not kidding you. I did this take like ten or twelve times. Almost every time they would start talking to me and be like, well, can we get hurt? Like they wouldn't remember that I was doing a bit, and they kept being like, you were so convincing. So I think my best acting is pretending like I'm talking to someone off camera, and I will right now, I will. Oh, you're that's
a good point. I will at some point. Okay, so I say yes.
Please, since we're since we're talking about stuff you're good at. I think this season like you have fallen into your role as the hostess of the show, and it's like you're so good like it. Like now the show is kind of like has taken shape around you hosting it.
Oh thank you. I I'm gonna let that in and I'm gonna just absorb it into my take it. I'm just gonna take it because I will say a struggling last night, there were some shots where I really didn't like my face. You looked alive. I looked really I looked really alive. It was there were some shots where the lighting, the makeup, the hair, it was all not put together in a way that I like the way
I look. There were other shots that I was like, I've never looked better, Like this is me peeking I've looked. I looked the hottest I've ever looked. So I'm giving myself that credit. But there are some shots where it was I look scary, like it looks like a horror film, like the way my face looks, it looks like I look like death, and I was spooked out. I did like it.
And it's weird because when you're watching, if I was at home watching, I would start like crying, or I would just like you know, like start going on the girl's shed, being like I'm so ugly in screenshotting and sending you guys close ups in my face and really focusing on it.
But because I'm like, at this big thing, I can't make this about me. It's first of all, it's not about me. The show's not about me. No one else is looking at me and this kind of with this kind of scrutiny, and so I had to put it away. And in putting it away in that moment and not letting my feelings like people always talk about, like feel your feelings. Sometimes it works to just put them away because they're not really worth it. For this, yeah, it
wasn't worth it. I went home and I forgot about it. I don't care good. Like if I would have leaned into that, I could have made a real big meal of it. But instead I went home and I ate a big meal about it. And now I feel better. No,
it's it really was like. But I saw someone on the show was also having a moment of like, oh my god, I look really different than I thought I was going to look, And it felt good for me to talk to her and say, please know that no one is seeing what you're saying to me right now.
Did not see it, And I'm so sorry. I'm going through that right now too, and like it's not true, and but I've been I really feel for I was just on Whitney Commings podcast and we were talking about hating her, like you know, I was talking about hating my face, and she was talking about making peace with everything because she's just like she's always like a step ahead of me in terms of she has the answers. She's a little more woke that she's pregnant. Her to
you like she's she's she's finding these things. She yeah, and I end up going there and kind of like getting into the worst version of myself and like kind of drumming up all the things that are I'm insecure about. But she was saying, my frid oh I was. I was saying to her, like, I think I hate to play like the I'm in show business and it's harder.
But like having to look at yourself as much as we do, having to post things and look at footage and look at stand up clips and look at it's it's you know what, it's way more pictures of us on stage costantly, where like it is not at all. We are not thinking at all about being hot when we're on stage, we're talking, we're making these ugly faces. I can't get a good win. Oh my god, I just posted a bridge is not even that bad. No, I will show you some of mine where I'm a
bridge troll. Like I'm like, at what point would I ever you're doing an act out of a bridge troll bridge troll bit that kills Yeah, But like I.
Just sometimes I see those pictures, I'm just like, this is so but I don't let it get to me. Like it's just fleeting. You taught me this a long time ago.
No one cares.
No one's going to see that picture and think more than two seconds about it.
I know they will think two seconds. I mean there's been times where I've like looked at a picture of a girl and been like weeks, you know, like I've spent the only reason that I know there's countless. But but the thing is, it's only the reason I'm judging them is because I do that to myself. Okay, you know the only reason I do it to myself, It's because I do it to them. So some somewhere I have to stop.
You know, whose faces look really bad? The people on Special Forces that are on camera with no make up.
Dude, I'm think of Special Forces. Okay, So it's you reality show. I was watching it today because I did Nick Viles podcast and he's on it, yes, and he's on and Tom Senovl is on it, and I'm doing I did both their podcast today. I'm doing Tom's all in.
I'm obsessed with the show. Dude. It's all these celebrities that go in and they have to like train to be in Special Forces, and they they are so mean to them and they literally Nick told me it was like way worse than they're showing, Like they don't show how many miles they run. When they were lifting that
boat yesterday. I don't know if you saw the show last night or whatever it was, but they had to like lift these like two hundred and twenty pound boats with like just four of them carrying it with all their gear. Also they had to do it.
For like three miles. They had to carry these boats and they didn't even say that on the show. You go, maybe it was two hundred yards and you go, oohoo. I'm like, say, it's three miles.
That's a lot. They sleep when they eat twenty five percent of the amount of calories that they're probably eat on a regular which may and they can't sleep. They're not like all in one room sleep from midnight to seven. And I'm like that's not enough. No, He's like, I'm like that's not enough.
They were doing this like type rope thing where if you fall off, there's like a metal track under it that probably like the cameras were on or something, but they kept slamming into it and like, that's not fake. That is a metal thing that Tara Reid is just like just hit like between jo Jo Sia still on Oh my God, Tom Sandoval, Nick Vile. It's a good Jack Osborne, Kelly Rizzo just eliminated last night.
But like I would be off that. I would be like, thank God, I was watching the show being like I hope I don't get asked to do the show. And by that I mean.
Please, I would love I mean, but if they if they ask me, I will do it because it's like the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.
It's so and just people screaming at you all the time. I don't know if it would be good for me though, Like I don't think that you don't need it. It's like abusive. It's I mean, it's not like abusive. They literally when they go for meetings with their I forget what they call like their pms or whatever, Like they're the guys that scream at them. They are let out of the barracks with a hood on their head like
they're going to be executed by uh, the Taliban. They have to walk with a hood on their head before they it's so and when they pull the hitt off, because this is not athletic. It's not like can she jump far? This is like how far can how uncomfortable can she be? It's really about that, like anyone could do it. It's not about being the fittest. Because I asked Nick, when did you get asked to do this? How long did you have to train? Two weeks? Like there's no time to train, so you just go into it.
So that makes me feel better that I wouldn't be up against people who've trained a really other time. Ninja Warrior was just like I had passed the day before and it felt like this sucks, but but I would have to do it out of fear of doing it. But I think they'll come calling at some point. I hope so. But they are all people who have Dancing
at the Stars. No, I can't. It can't get used to be every time Carlile and I drive past the CBS lot which is where we did Dancing with the Stars, and Karl it was like my right hand man during all of that. She was my assistant. She was like my best friend, like my partner in crime. For that she always sings. This used to be my playground, This used to be my childhood jeans. It's so funny because we would go there all the time.
I can see it from my apartment building. From the parking garage, I can see the ballroom. I can see when like they all go to eat their dinner and stuff. You can see like the buffet line the crews get stuff and they opened this big garage door and you can see like the ball room whatever.
The set is. Oh my god, it wow. And Gleb Sepchenko year old partner. You know, he's my neighbor and my new building. He lives in the building. Yeah, it's right. I see his car every day and it says the license. You know it's him. You sent me a picture of being like do you think this is him? And I'm like it has to be. Isn't it a hommer? There's been sidings we haven't seen each It's a g wagon. Oh, he's doing well. He's doing really well. And he's he's
got to be Penthouse wagons are so nice. Keep on. Yeah, Coleena has one? Oh my god, have you that's the one I was in. When you turn a corner, the side has like patting on it, like the side next to your arm. And we turn a corner, it doesn't want you to even slide to the it Well, it just touches you and goes like and like hugs you. This car gives you like affection. It's so nice. It was like it's heated and it goes like it's like doesn't ever want you to move at all. It's so nice.
I just want that in a car. All Right, We're gonna take a break, right, and then we're gonna come back and we'll get to this fashion hall because I'm excited to see what clothes you got for me and to make fun of your your your southern taste. No, I really appreciate you going out. And if I don't like anything you we won't be mad. R I will not be mad. I brought a lot of up. I'll pay you for like the effort that you made. Like,
don't think that I'm just gonna make you do. I live right next door to the groves, Like I go there every day. I can't wait to see what you got right after that. All right, we're back. Okay, let's get to the fashion hall with Carli Forrester. Okay, so I'm gonna start with one thing of mine and then one thing I bought you. Because this Okay, so you brought something from your closet and from so this is for me. I'm doing the Let me just tell you
what I'm doing tomorrow. I'm doing the talk and I do have an outfit planned I was going to wear like just in case, right, I have long black pants that like kind of are like highwaysted that I wore on Bill Maher, So they already like and I had them styled, so they're like fashion approved, but I wore them two June's ago, so maybe they're out of style.
But maybe there's a top that can go with that, because so many things a BUSSI that literally looks like what Taylor so it has been wearing recently, and so I'm kind of into it, so it has to be that. Not that it can't, but I think that. So that's in and daytime talk show, and I only have so many shoes that I'm dealing with. So let's see what Let's see what you got. This is good because it's daytime and it's conservative. Okay, Okay, all right, so okay,
it's this this Okay, it's good American. Okakay, that's Kardashian's line. Okay, she knows that's too big for me. But that's okay.
And I tried these like I tried stuff on because sometimes we need mediums and sometimes we need.
Actually, this looks about the right size. Okay. The only problem with this shirt and that right size this will This shirt is leopard print, and a bigger leopard print would be fine. But this is so tightly printed that it will do a camera effect on camera. So when you do camera things like, they can't be that. But this is really cute. And this is I would say a B plus. How cute is this skirt? It's too big and I already tell this is your.
Size that you said that you are right now? No six, Yeah, it looks a little too big. I'm I'm but it goes to here. I'm tiny, I'm a little baby girl.
Actually, I'm sure it fits. This is cute. What okay? This is by free People and so it's probably vegan. Actually, this is really cute. I might just keep this because it's so. Is this yours? That's mine? Oh? This is really Oh if it fits you, then it fits me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This is really cute Zara stuff, because in Zara, I'm like all different sizes.
I could be small, I could be a medium. I do have a leather skirt that I just purchased that is a tiny less So I don't think I need this, but I do like it, and you nailed it.
Okay, all right, now look at this hang on, speaking of leather, speaking of leather.
Ope, it's vegan.
Okay, this is look at this bad boy. First of all, everything in Zara is brown, black, or army green. Right now, there's yea you call it dooty brown, which is doodoo brown.
This is if you want to have doodoo brown. This is what I wear on Special Forces. This is coloring. Cute with your color. I tried it on. It's a little big, really, I tried it on. Okay, it's very like having like body dysmorphia today where I'm like, it looks big from there. That's a large. I couldn't even meeting No, I couldn't even zip up the medium. I'm gonna try it on right now. Keep showing something because we have big boobs. I don't. No, you have sneaky,
sneaky big ones. I do have sneaky big tits.
I don't understand how women look at clothes and.
Tell what it is.
I couldn't tell what that was until I put it on.
It was like without being on someone I know.
But once you put it on, it's not gonna look good over jeans, Nickis. This isn't about proving it it looks good.
It's about.
I think it's too big, and I'm right zip it.
This does look like something.
Okay, well now I feel fat them because I could barely get this zipped up.
This looks like something that you would put on to stay warm if you're lost in the woods.
This doesn't sleep. This looks like what they wrap you in after you run a marathon. It's a there's no difference between this and a body bag. Some day you were saying you wanted to be dead. The other day I just took the hint it was a nice color on your Okay, okay, zip zip.
I want to show you that it's cuter when you zip what you try zip it. Look at this form fitting beautiful glade.
But if it fits you over your jeans and your shirt, doesn't.
That mean it's it's over it and it goes up too high. I'm just I'm just roused. It's it's rouged okay, okay, okay, take it off that that goes back. No, I'm leaving it on for the podcast, and.
It really does. In the screen in the podcast, looks like you are you have duct tape a garbage.
Bag, yes, not a body bag. Okay, I'm a really good stylist, really good stylist. I just say it enough. This I almost book. Look, okay, I almost bought this the other day. I love this is small.
Please, it's a medium everything.
I tried it on Glaze. Your tists were not going to fit in that. I swear to god, you have bigger boobs than me. This, but this is so cute. I wanted to get this, but they didn't have a small. I know all they have is medium and large. I know these fucking small bitches doing everything. This is cute as hell, and I'll keep this if this fits because I wanted to get this. I don't think i'd wear this on the talk though. It's too gold. Yeah, you
know what you're dressing me for metallicy. I know this is really cute, though.
Good now this look okay, you whenever you just look at it, it's not great. But whenever you try this, bad boy, it's really cute.
But that's a little dress. Would you say that daytime TV? This if I wore it with like a sandal and I wore like you could daytime?
This up.
It's not perfect for daytime, but it's not impossible. Black laser, black blaser, black blaser for glazer. Now, but this is a large medium Okay. Why did you get a large because you tried it on it? It's just that tried on the medium, I couldn't sit it. I just don't you have huge ribs. Keep talking about how you put on all this way. I haven't basically seen you. You're tiny, so I just want sympathy. This one I can't wear strobe. That's gonna strobe. What about this? But I appreciate this so much.
How do you respond to the accusation that you have huge ribs?
It's true, she does have a giant ribs Sneaky big ribs. You wouldn't think it. But yeah, I don't know why they heart big ribs. Okay, So whenever, whenever you think of daytime, big ribs can't lose. You think of floral, you think of flattery. I like that. It's a cold studio, So you got some sleep lral little short pink dress with long sleeves. I love that I don't have to tan my arms because it's very very short too.
And you have the best legs and with white boots and the white boots, which I know you already have, right, that's pretty.
Plus it looks too big. That's what I think.
All right. I feel good about this. I feel like we can move on. I think this is this is Is there anything else? These are the other things? These are like new things. Okay, okay, So I got this adorable. This is from top Shop and it's a wrap dress.
Okay, okay, I was thinking, like podcast, I was thinking, that's really cute.
You know something we have to be on zoom and blue and the flowers.
I like it.
It's like casual but your nice job. How much money do you think this dress was, Brian? I just want to see what this will be fun? This is fun.
That dress was sixty five dollars, okay, not bad.
Fifty one dollars. I would have guessed more. I forget the top Shop's amazing, okay, but that was from Nordstrom. I was blown away. I found anything for phish dollars, so.
Good for I wish how inexpensive dresses can.
Be on employ children are making them.
Oh, yes, we thought.
When I thought dresses, I was like, oh, every dress is like the same as a suit, where it's like it's got to be at least five hundred dollars or three hundred dollars or something.
A lot of those dresses and Nords Frums were that. But the diet coke on this dress, this body bag, this is gonna be something that you pair with that leather skirt or the one you already have.
A lot of ribbings.
Brian, Okay, what did you say? I said, Carlisle's a rib girl. Yeah, this will be great on your reibs. Look, it's a little wintry, but we are it's supposed to be. I don't I don't hate it. I felt like with your hair, don't you guys hate the things that latch on the bottom, Like when they make you into it makes it a diaper at the bottom. I know that's a good but I want to cut it. I'm like, I don't mean that. It just feels so weird. Why do they do that art on your favorite shirt?
That's why I hate a body zuit. It just feels sack religious. This is this dress is sack religious. Look at look at this room in here.
All right, you're gonna start sweating in a minute, like Ross on Friends when I like it's one of those like things that you put you in to like get you to sweat a lot. What are those the oh god, what do they called? It didn't once with seraile now where it's like a bag that makes you sweat.
It's like, so did you get this dress at avenue? I want to say it.
I like to look at this for the second city. Okay, this is mine and I wear to a wedding one time. Amount of compliments you got? Yes, and it looks like it was tailor made for you.
I love it.
Say the word tailor. I'm in Okay, that's look was really good. You'll see it on This has been the worst podcast for audio listeners. That was visual. I was holding it up the whole time. But a lot I'm just saying for the our audio listeners, I apologize. But that you heard the word rushing a lot and they learning what that word means. Probably Yeah, you did good. How much did you spend a question? What did you hold on rushing? And Ribbing is kind of the same thing, isn't it. No, you're wrong.
Rushing is a gathered material and ribbing is like piping, like texture.
That's what I would say.
I could be wrong.
It's like different pastas.
Do you want to hear the Grand Hotel. Yeah, it's and Nordstrom, which is pretty good for Nordstrom two thirty eight seventy one.
Not bad, okay for three items. Wait a second, why is everything? It's just like everything just adds up, you know. I just was I went to a hotel. I stayed at a hotel in New York. I went there last week. I was there from Monday. I checked in Monday night until and I checked out Thursday morning. What do you think? And I was in a suite in Manhattan. Oh my god, ad a nice hotel three nights, three nights.
Yeah, And.
The public publicity for f Boy was supposed to cover a big portion of it. They were like, this hotel is too expensive for our budget. And I was like, I don't want to. They literally said, do you want to stay at residence in I didn't even know Manhattan had residences And I was like, I can't do that. And so this hotel what do you think the total was for three nights that I got charged on my credit card When I checked in, I could not believe it.
Twenty six hundred dollars.
Seventy six hundred Oh my god, Oh no.
You must be happy that I went so low. I thought that was high. Yeah, yeah, nuts, it never works out that way. It was nice, but like not like for three nights.
For three nights, wow?
And yeah didn't have a heated toilet.
No, it didn't like have any like great amenities.
Oh it was.
It was a floor in the bathroom.
No, what is this heated?
Did it have a heated bed?
That would be nice? How's your bed going?
Oh?
Pretty good?
Actually, good news is coming out of the bedroom.
I mean, okay, that's the only thing that's going well right now is the bed. So temper pedick. I made an incredible number of mistakes and outrageous I don't even need to go through it. If you want to subscribe to the Diamond Players Club, I'll go through all the mistakes if you want to.
That's a one.
Yeah, if you want to quit the Diamon Players Club, I had an enorse mistakes and the last text I sent my credit score went down twenty points because I had to take out a loan to get the other mattress that they didn't refund me for, and so I had to send out a text to this guy and I was like, now my credit score is down twenty points, and long story short, I was like, I want my reading.
It's like a lot had a lot of points to drop, and it.
Was supposed to be because you put all this on.
You charged me for two mattresses on my credit card and then I had the loan out for the other mattress.
Did you have this tone on the phone?
This was a text? I sent them a text the phone.
Okay, was it all caps?
The text was all caps? No way, it was all emojis.
It was like that game eggplant emojis for some reason.
Anyway, long, I don't want to bore people with the mattress thing anymore. But long story short, the current mattress that I have not bad, not bad. It's it's softening up. It's much less fern than this than the.
I thought I was going to kind of getting in your head where it was like you weren't going to be happy with anything like I thought. It was maybe not the mattress.
But now I'm like, I like that, but you laid in the mattress you did.
It was kind of bullshit.
It was bull It was a crazy matt and you're not the only one who laid it very firm.
Yeah, I did as well.
And that was after seventy days.
Not only I just got that thing, the new one was instantaneously less firm and a lot better and a lot cheaper. And I said to the guy, I was like, I want my refund for the mattress that I didn't buy, some king size mattress they charged me for, and I want you to refund me for the old mattress that was on this Wells Fargo loan I took out.
And then I want, I want.
You to give me basically the equivalent of eight s one hundred dollars bill and I'll.
Pay him back and when when the time's right.
And I said, basically eight hundred and seventy dollars equivalent because to pay pay out the rest of my Wells Fargo loan that I hadn't paid off yet, because I also got a base. And then they agreed. They they refunded everything, they fixed everything, and they gave me. An addition, eight seventy to cover the bed frame that I bought. And so now I'm pretty satisfied.
Okay, yeah try temp repedick.
Pretty satisfied.
Final thought, I am headed to Tom Sandible's podcast after this. Whoa and I don't even know everyone's like you're doing that podcast? Do you know who Tom Sandaval is?
No, I know a true sand of aal the trumpet player.
Oh definitely not this guy. This guy was on vander Pump Rules. You haven't heard of scandal?
Oh scannedival?
No, you didn't know.
I don't know any I mean, I'm not a vander Pump guy.
You didn't have to be. You can't escape it. Yeah, you gotta know you're not. I'm not a Bravo Already chick at all, but I know what happened. Yeah, I'm reality. Yeah I never got into vander Pump Rules, but.
Not even Top Chef.
I love Top Chefs.
Isn't that Bravo?
Yeah? No, I think it's actually moved. But yes, I did love Top Shop. I love Millionaire Matchmaker, but I never I'm not into housewives. I'm not into the ones that are the big ones now and oh summerhouse I love house.
But not anymore because one with the people making clothes.
Oh, Project Runway, I like that used to be Bravo anymore. Okay, so Tom Sandoval cheated on his girlfriend of like, I think they're.
With her best friend, best friend or friend. No, I think they were best friends, right, Noah, you watched the show.
No, I don't watch it. Noah doesn't watch the show. I think they were best friends. And so now people the whole scan of all things is people want to go back and watch all the scenes with them doing stuff together and be like it happening during this Yeah, I mean there's there's one scene that I kind of got turned on by because I just like sneakiness. I think it's wrong what they did. I think it's like so gross and like I'm so sad that she got hurt.
But there's something about when like if it was just them at work or something and no one knew they were fucking around, Like it's that's kind of what I put in my mind in this one scene, because it's like it's like it's bad, Like they're in a hot tub. I'm getting like horny thinking about it. So they're in a hot tub and She's like, it's so and people are gonna hate me for this because they're so on.
Can I just remind people though, I heard today for the first time ever, because I've been really grappling with this decision to go on Tom Sandoval's podcast because everyone's like, how could you do that? And I'm like, did he murder someone? Or did he like rape someone? Like, what's what did he do? He cheated? Oh with her best friend? Okay, that's horrible, but like should he should we kill him? He died?
Like what is he?
What's what are we supposed to do? Were not supposed to support him?
Well, this is the thing, if that, guess happened, they have to stay together forever for people to support right.
So are they still together?
No?
I don't think so. No.
No, she would have had to have been like love of your life cheating. The reason why is we couldn't help it was the love of my life.
Then people didn't forget about it. They're like, oh, well they got me, did you guys? Ever hear this part of it that him and Ariana got together when he was with another girl that was Ariana's friend.
Oh my god, do you ever hear that part?
Of it because I didn't hear that part of it, and I think that's an interesting part to leave out. Yeah, just interesting. I just want to I don't think that
that means Ariana deserve to get cheated on. And I'm I'm not saying that like Ariana Grande or just a Ariana vander Pump, that's another cheating scandal, but I just want to say I did not know that detail until today because I was because someone just when I was at Nick Vile's podcast was like, oh yeah, and they got together because he was with Kristin and it's kind of blurry of those lines and I go, wait, does she know Kristin And they're like, yeah, they were friends.
I'm like, huh yeah, interesting that that just kind of gets glossed over.
And not saying this is not me being like she deserved it, because I'm not one of those girls that like, you should expect to get cheated on if you a data guy that cheated, Like, shut up. All I'm just saying is it's interesting and I don't know, and I really want to ask the question, like should he kill himself? Is this what we want from is do we want to cancel people to the point that they have nowhere to go except.
Africa, maybe, like I like the Special Forces. I mean he is like, yeah, he's on all these other shows now, which he would not be on if he were just Tom Sandival from you know, Band of Pump, So they know what they're doing. Yeah. I don't think he planned this to get out. I think he was trying to get away with it forever. But there is a hot top scene. They're like, he's with his girlfriend in the hot tub, which, again, I'm sorry this turns me on. I can't help that it does. I'm not saying that
this is a good thing to do. But they just shoot a look at each other. That's like she like Arianna's kind of like talking, they're both not listening and they shoot a look at each other. That's like, if you were just watching without this knowledge, you'd be like, oh, they just like looked at each other. But with the knowledge, everything, like this whole story develops and there's just something so hot about a clandestine thing. Like let me just say,
why is it on every TV show? Remember Ross and Emily Remember when they were dating and everyone was like, don't get married, go with Rachel? Yeah, why were we rooting on Raquel. Then why was it like, leave Emily, this nice British woman at the altar? Fuck? Remember when he brought home Julie from China? Yeah, and we all go Julie. Fuck Julie.
Even though they were together, we wanted him to be with Rachel. Why is it when we like the girl, we root for any relationship.
To be destroyed? The office Jim and Pam. Fuck fuck that guy? What was his name? Rick? Rich boy? But who knows? Who knows what? Who's a dick in what situation you don't like? We don't know, but we just shoes who we want to What was.
That happening last well? The coach guy and the supermodel girl she was dating? Uh, Jamie.
Kaylee was dating Jamie Tart the beginning, she was and we didn't want them to stay together. We thought Kaylee would be dating the other guy, the creator of the show.
It's I just want to say, when you start to get mad at Tom Sandoval or whatever, which you have every right too, because he did hurt the girl who was dating with her best friend, think back on how you felt about Ross and Rachel and who you were rooting for, and how many examples of movies start out where the person made in Manhattan.
Every that's a formula early every.
Ever watched they were they were in a relationship Greg Kinnear, what did he do wrong in sleep with Seattle?
Nice guy? I forgot the name of the guy.
There's a name for the trope of the guy who the person is dating that they're not perfect?
Bill Pullman is what I meant? Not a Greg Knier And then when uh not when Harry met Sally. But you've got mail with Greg Kinnear's character, we're rooting for it. Please leave this guy be with Tom Hanks? Right? Why is that root? Why are you rooting for it then? And not in any other situation? So am I allowed to get turned on by the hot tip scene? Yeah, damn right, I am, because I've been coached by friends through the nineties rooting for a relationship to happen. That's sneaky,
and I wasn't rooting for it. I'm still not rooting for it. But I am going on his podcast, and I'm grappling with this decision. And Chris has coached me. He's been like, just think about the fact that Ariana might hear your podcast with him and maybe think about a girl feeling like, hey, will you stick up for me a little bit? And I like, I think that's a good thing to remember, is like you gotta you Like.
So I'm going in and I'm gonna roast him a little bit and give him some shit, okay, because he is kind of like he's a selfish guy who's you know, likes being in the spotlight and is like kind of a famous guy. But I I'm going to find also some humanity in him and try to get something out of it where I'm like, oh, okay, I kind of like him. But like you would think that I'm going on Hitler's podcast, You really would. My publicists were like, this came in. Are you you said yes to this?
Are you sure you want to do this? I'm like, is this Am I doing a Alex Jones show? Like, I don't understand what this guy is? He bullying the Sandy Hook victim families. No, he cheated on a girl on a reality show where everyone cheats on each other. He did the assignment and then sound off in my DMS about how I have the wrong take on this. Please please please thank you Carlyle, thank you, Brian, thank you Noah, thank you Big Money players for hosting us today. Yeah.
So that's the episode for this week. We will be back next week with double episodes. You know it and we will see you then, Dobika and what was that? Did you just go? See me?
On tour this weekend San Francisco, two shows on Friday, San Diego, one show on Saturday.
I think maybe two shows on Saturday. I don't know. Check it out. Tickets are going fast. If not, they're already gone.
I also have a show in Boston that we just added Thursday, November second, that I really want to sell out at the wilbur I would love to see you guys there.
I'll see you then, Bye bye