#306 On Clock Watch

convince yourself you didn't do it. If you didn't know, we're on YouTube, you can watch the show and check out what we're wearing, what we're not wearing, how much my face looks tired, Like you can predict how long ago it was since I got up, um, things like that. Today I'm doing pretty good. I got up super early because I was like so sad yesterday. What's going on with your day today? Because we have to record a little bit earlier than usual. Yeah, so we had to

get record early today. So like, just to be completely honest, not that it's like we would ever hide this. I don't know why I'm acting like it would be some secret that we're girls. Transferent, it is the day of still on your Marina is here? Is here? Hi? Hi? Um? It's eight in the morning or eight fifty four in the morning, to be exact. I just never want to lie to you guys. Um Central time zone? Noah, is it six fifty four where you are? Okay? I never

know what Arizona does. I know they don't budge. That's all I know. Okay, cool? Well does that mean then that it's getting like since you guys don't do daylight saving not savings saving? Like this morning? Did you know that you can find out when the sun rises and sets? Do you know how? The quickest way to find that out your finger in your butt? Yes it is. It

is a sun dial It's an indoor sun dial. Um. The quickest way, which I didn't know, is to pull up your weather app on your iPhone and it just says it. It will always say it on there, like you know how you like roll through the day, and it'll always say And it's really interesting to pay attention to do it, which I always do because I go running. I always wait to run till the last second, and I don't like to run too much after nightfall. Um

knocked full and so um. But this morning I got up because I wanted to go for a run in the park early, but the sun didn't rise until seven eighteen. I got up at seven. It was pitch dark outside. Still is it? Is it dark at seven there? No? Yes, So now it gets the I think the sun comes out like it's seven twenty. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's two. And then the sun sets. If the sun is gonna set sooner, it should come up sooner too. I thought that was the whole idea, not never up early enough

to know that it's not coming up too soon. Yeah, it's crazy. So I should file a complaint I know it with his god mother mother n mother mother Nate. Um. So, yeah, we're recording early because I have to, baby said, I don't have to get to babysit my niece and nephew, not Forest, he's the youngest one. Did you guys see

the video I posted a Forest on my real on Instagram. Yeah, because if I was just filming Poppy and Arlowe fighting over some toy and my dad going give her a chance, you got to see that family dynamic that we talked about yesterday. Off my dad just like kind of muttering something that's already clear what's happening, And then and then you see me like kind of notice I'm filming them, and then you see me notice, uh, Forest crawls into the kitchen and I go Hi Crawley, which I was

thinking of Claire Crawley from the Bachelorette. He looks like that, No, it was just he was crawling, So I go Hi Crawley, and then I zoom over the camera and I just think it's gonna be him crawling, and then which it is, but he just looks up and he already has a smile on his face, and it's so freaking cute. I can't stop watching it. I feel like I'm turning into one of those people that is like thinks they're nephews and nieces or their own kids are like cuter than

the rest. And then you post and you're like this is kind of a not great. Like there's this some I won't name who, but there's this comedian right now that Chris and I are obsessed with. An You was over at my house the other night with all the girls and we made her and Kursten everyone watched this show and like like forced this like weird sketch show upon them and I love it so much. And then you watched this. I also I wanted to watch everything

this person had done. And then I was watching some late night appearances that they had done and they were just like, my daughter is really funny too, And then they played a video of their daughter and it was just like crickets, Like it was just not funny and not that cute or anything, and it was just there was one video, like he did it on two different shows, and there was one where I was like, Okay, I see something. The other one I was like, this is awkward,

Like everyone has to pretend this kid's cute. So I kind of felt like that with the forest thing. But it's just I keep watching it. It It makes me feel so good. So I guess he's in daycare. And then I love his old man's sweater in that video. Yeah it is. It's from old Navy too. Um it looks like it's made of wood. Yeah, so cute. Doesn't look that cozy for a little baby to wear like thick sweater.

You maybe were on the show alone. Um, so are the kids, Yes, Matt, My brother in law's going to drop them off at ten and so, and they're very excited. And I'm like, temper that kids, because I don't need a sitter or is this like an experiment or what? No, they need one because my parents aren't available to do it. And there is this new thing where like, I don't know, Chris and I both are experiencing this with our nieces

and nephews. They don't have babysitters. Everyone just relies on moms and dads and there's no what happened to babysitters? And the parents village, Well, the parents go, well, my kids are just gonna freak out if there's a babysitter. Yeah, it's scary the first time your parents leave you with a stranger, it's scary. But I was getting left with babysitters when I was three two three, like from the

get go, And I just think that. I'm sure people listening relate like, either you're being called upon to watch kids and you don't get paid by the way, family doesn't get paid, and we wouldn't want to be like, I don't want to be compensated. But what happened to babysitters? There's this new thing of like, and my mom goes, we don't know, Lauren doesn't know how to find one, And I go, how did you find one? In there's apps?

Now there's there was just the white pages, the yeah, there was nothing then there was just word of mouth from your neighbor down the street who like knew some pedophile that like offered their services. Now it's Linda. Now everything has been you know, there's references, there's apps, there's services, there's so many babysitters and you know, I know cost is one thing of it, but um, I always just say, like what if what if they didn't have it? Like

what would they do? What if they didn't have my parents? So I'm happy to do it, but um so I'm babysitting, which is what I did for most of my life before comedy took over. That's all I did for a job. I did a little temping here and there. But I was mainly a babysitter when I was living in l A and all through high school and like, um not during college but after college. And I hated it so much. I hated it. Did you guys babysit? Yes? My next

door neighbor showed me his little wiener. I just remember being like eleven and watching him and he was like, this is my penis. And I was traumatized because he was only like two years younger than me. I think, like, why am I baby? Like why is a ten year old babysitting in eight year old that check out that gets into some murky territory. He actually went to jail for robbery and maybe rape. I'm not even joking. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, well not my him and his family a lot of luck,

unfortunate circumstances. Yeah, whatever happened that day with Anya definitely traumatized in the rest of his life. My babysat my sister's best friend, who is still a very good friend, and I think I did a good job with her. Her parents were very strict. She was an only child. She had to play cello all the time, and I just let her do anything because she was a crazy

only child that like the second her parents. Her parents were like, don't dune, dune, dune, I don't know no like, and she just went completely one eight the other way. She's so cool and arrested for burglary and pressbal rape. All her kids have like long hair, they're all beach kids. She consciously decided to be the opposite. But I remember just yeah, I let her eat anything she wanted. We just had so much fun. It was great. Yeah, when

it comes to like my niece and nephew. I want them to be the best people that they can grow into, and I know that I'm gonna like be around there them a long time, so I don't want to either be a boring aunt or an aunt that just lets the watch TV, because I just want to have their minds be as pliable and uh, you know, stimulated as possible. But at the same time, TV is not that bad and it is such a nice thing to be able to have when your baby saying I used to always

let kids watch TV so much. There's only so much you can do with them. I'm looking for things to do. I was thinking of going to Target and saying, you can have any toy in the entire building. You get to pick out one toy. Because kids have, at their their age five and three, no concept of money, right, so they're not if I was, if you're seven, you go, okay, I'm gonna get the most expensive thing. I know where

to go the electronics where things are locked up. But Arlo and Poppy, they're gonna just to have any to get to choose anything. They're gonna pick just something. Yeah, They're they're gonna pick something either big that is probably cheap, or like a ball or something, or like a little like Barbie doll, and barbies are cheap, so I think that's gonna be a fun thing. I know that that's like spoiling them she because you can be able to decide what they want and they know. But I want

to do up time, man, like I want. I'd love to stay in target for like two hours. That would be nice for me because you've got a four hour countdown four hour And speaking of countdowns, that's all you do when you're babysitting is look at the fucking clock. I was just reminisced of that. I was like, oh my god, I know today is going to be clockwatch.

I'm gonna be like NASA or you know, New Year's Eve Dick Clark, just constantly watching that clock because like in high school, teachers are probably like, what the funk am I going to do today? I mean they but they have our chunks that they got to fill and they have lesson plans. I think for kids, I'm just gonna watch put on Pokemon and watch Alow likes to watch autistic men draw Pokemon. I just I just guess that they're autistic, because then just you just see their

hand and they just draw Pokemon. It's kind of sped up. It's very it is like very soothing and fascinating. So I'll probably put on that. Um. Also, there's this new show called Bluey. It's not new, but it's been around a while. It's called Bluey, and it's about a dog and his family, and people that don't have kids are obsessed with it. Like adults are like really loving Bluey.

I've read something about it recently and some you know, with Vulture or something like that, and I am someone that was like in eighth grade, I was really into Blues Clues. I don't know why. I just loved it. I thought it was adorable. It was soothing to me. So I think I'm really gonna get into the show Bluey because if adults already are on board with it and it it's not like they have adult jokes in

it that they're like nodding at adults. There are certain shows like that, like The Fairly Odd Parents I remember that used to have a lot of jokes, SpongeBob obviously, Peewee's Playhouse. But Bluey. If you're into Bluey, let me know, because I really I'm going to check it out today. So maybe what about Rachel, that woman that Sara Lena has been watching a lot of She's all over the place now she's like, blew up, Okay the Rachel on

YouTube ms Rachel something like that. Yeah, she certainly in the sentis clips And I was not even about to watch that. I was like, I can't. I assume it's a woman with a high pitched voice that's counting things. Now we're going to count to ten. Nikki, what do you think a little could be? There's like, if all else fails, you could just make videos for kids. That's what I think. Sometimes it's like, if all else fails, I can just be like in front of a camera

going like one, two, three popsicles. I mean, isn't that just Instagram? Hi, guys, I'm just gonna play a couple of songs for you now. I feel that where wait, who are you following? I'm just doing my own story, my live me on live. I'm doing a Patreon show tonight. And then I thought maybe I'll do an Instagram live while I'm doing it and try to some new people. Yes, absolutely, you have to be that like your music. If they're bored, they'll tune into the Instagram live. If they don't want

to watch it, they'll leave. It's not it's so low presh and I'll just like live stream BLUEI in the background just in case. Here's here's the ticket. Cover up the number at the top. Put a little piece of tape on the top of your phone, because you will if you can see the number, you'll be obsessed with it and you'll be like, only people, only thirty two people. Oh my god, I just lost after that song. I

lost fifteen people. It's like if you remove the number, it does not matter, and you can go and then you cancel a lot of it and you don't even know and it's beautiful. And don't read the comments because then I'll be like, oh, I gotta answer that person in Kansas that's asking about X. Yeah. I just let the comments go. They start talking to themselves, like and you can't sing your own le ricks. It's hard to look at lyrics. It's hard to read comments and also

sing um. I'm too busy looking at the guitar neck anyway, so that won't be my problem, right because you're all over the neck. I just play I just you don't capo as much. You'll go down the neck and like figure out how to do that? Really, you stay in one area. That's maybe the smarter way just makes it so it's simple chord shapes in one area and you're going and it's just like, well I would have to

look at the neck too. It's so confusing. Um. So I'm gonna hang out with the kids today and then I have a lasic appointment to see if I'm too old to do that. Um, and that'll be exciting. I'm trying to just get my all my ducks in a row, freeze my eggs, um, laser my eyes. Maybe they could reverse that. Freeze your eyes. And do you ever think about I just i'm far sited or whatever it's called. Where you need readers? Oh yeah, and that just started. But before that, you never had bad vision? No, God,

how do people have good vision? Do your parents have good vision? Did you grow up with parents who needed glasses? Yeah? And the everyone had good vision. That's the one genetic, genetically great thing I have. Everything else is like strap throat and smoke grows long. Well, I think one of them is caused by something. But my parents, Wait, what do you have bad vision in your family. Yeah, well my dad surprisingly still has good vision, but everyone else

and my sister has good vision, that bitch. But yeah, I would love to do lasic. But like I stuff really just creeps me out. So you don't wear contact lenses. I do, I can do contact. How can you do that if I stuff creeps you out? I mean that's that For people with I stuff, they're like, I can't put my finger in my eye. Well, for me, it's just more about like that that clamp I think from like a Luckwork Orange. I was traumatized from that scene

where he gets his eye clamped open. Yeah, I just I don't know, Okay, I never didn't even know what happens in that scene. I do know that that is a reference from it, and I've referenced it often for some reason. Oh, because my mom can never keep her eyes open in pictures. So we do this thing now.

If you are someone that has a family member or you are someone that you keep your always eyes are closed in pictures, which is a common thing for people, You do a countdown, you close your eyes and then you do three to one open instead of trying to just keep them open during not gonna work, And it really works for my mom. She looked amazing in these pictures this weekend. And then one time my sister and I clockwork orange her and just held her eyes open.

Each of us took one eye. It's a hilarious picture. Remember the other day in the hotel or wherever you are, where you couldn't get the contact out of your eye. I'm dying to know. Did you ever find it or was it an illusion of a contact? Yeah, there was

no contact. It fell out. I found it later, so it I thought I put it in and it didn't put in, And then all day I was like, you know, because sometimes if you're a contact warword, you just know that sometimes it will kind of drift to the side and you'll have one eye that just is kind of not and then you're like, oh, or I put it in backwards, or it has like some fucking dust on it or something, and so I just but instead it was just my eye and I kept just pulling at

my eye skin. It was terrible. Sorry, Noah, but laceic I've always been worried about. But I'm so excited to like wake up in the morning and just see because if there are days where I don't put in context because I'm just not in the mood or like I just my eyes need to rest because they're feeling like I wore context too much to day before. If I just wear glasses all day, I feel like sick. There's just something I feel like the world is a little

bit blurrier. I feel like glasses make me feel like I'm just I have a day off and I'm just kind of like it feels like I'm in a dream state. And so contacts always makes me feel like, Okay, we're up and running. This is the day. It's like coffee for my eye. And so I think if I was to wake up every morning and have perfect vision, it would give me a boost out of bed because there's this just being blurry when I wake up in the

morning starts me off on a weird foot. Um. I also Trend said it was the best thing he ever did for himself. There's also, you know, there's fears though, because there's always like those fringe stories of like I know I lost my vision, but there's always gonna be that for everything and buying large and Taylor Swift has done it, so if she's done it, I'm gonna do it. So I'm gonna get the lasic test today and I

have a lot more plan today. I'll tell you about it when we get back from bright We're back from the break that you guys have a good relaxing one. I feel rejuvenated, right um. I took a cold shower this morning too, because I was like, just I'm just doing everything to feel better because I'm a day away from starting my period, and I am so sensitive to everything.

I'm crying about everything. I'm just well not crying. But I cried last night because I was able to talk to someone about my feelings and like the only way to cry is to talk to someone who's like kind of pitying you, and and so I was able to cry. But I've just been like an open wound, and so I and I also on Instagram, I'm just constantly inundated with people telling you how to live a better life. And it's too much. I don't think it's helping anymore.

All of these like all of these posts about how to you need to get more sunlight. I'm talking to you, Andrew Huberman. I can't stand it anymore. You and that room. What is he that really good looking guy? Yes? Yes, like the one that like is very serious about physicist. Yes, he's very smart, and he does a podcast, the Huberman Lab, and he's always on there. I mean I listened to stuff, so it's always showing up. The algorithm knows that I listened to him, but I only listen. I don't do

what he's says. But it's like, hell, he put up a whole system for like living the best life, and it's getting like thirty minutes of sun's sun on your face, Like look the sun sunlight, yeah, um, and open your eyes really wide with clamps, hold your eyes open with coming staring at the clipse and maybe you're the sun will give you lasi. Who knows. Um, So you gotta do that. And my whole house is tinted windows because when we did the reality show for the cameras, they

needed to sit the windows. So all of my plants were dying and I didn't know why. And then at one point I was like, oh wait, these windows are getting no UV lights and so I'm like I have not been getting any UV light. My whole apartment has these beautiful windows, like it's very well lit, but it's all filtered, and so I gotta rip those off, and I gotta go stand out in the sun and just like look up at it more often. But he also

says cold plunges are huge. And you know, I watched a video of Joe Rogan doing that the other day. I would love to have like an ice bath like Joe Rogan's where he takes the top off and he goes off and he just sits in it for like three minutes, And I would love that. I really want to get one because I feel like it does it's I like when I've accomplished something that is very hard. Yeah, you will be candidate for those because you'd be like I got down to it even cold or last night.

You'd be like, we're just like longer, or like there's a countdown too, and it's over and it's quick. It's not like it's a forty five minute workout kill me. I don't want to the what the death is quick to know. I think it's probably get the probably be a slow death. Know, when you like die of hypothermia, you'd strip off all your clothes because you get super overheated right before you die. I think that's one of

the most fascinating things really ever. Yeah, most people they find that have died in cold weather, that have gotten stuck or walking something. You know, they're always nay kid because the last minutes, your body thinks it's burning alive and you strip off all your clothes. So it's this like paradox of being high of hypoxia. It makes you just get naked, and they always find to make it. And I'm sure they were very confused by it until you know, science came out. Um, and so I did

the cold shower today. So I went and I worked out this morning. And working out, I just want to say it was walking on a fucking treadmill. Don't get excited, don't be like, don't compare yourself to me and be like, I didn't do anything. I literally walked leisurely on a treadmill for thirty minutes. It was nothing, and it was very hard to do because thirty minutes is even way too long to ask me to do anything. It's too long. That's why, like an ice bast three minutes in and out,

you can't. If anything's three minutes, it's a it's fast. I want fast workouts, not that it's a workout, but it does feel like it because all your muscles tense. So anyway, I got done with that and then I went and I just turned on the shower and left it on cold and got in there and I couldn't put my I mean, I didn't wash my hair because I washed it yesterday and I didn't want to redo it,

so I didn't like immerse myself. But oh, I was going like oh, and I like, I was like, oh, I can't do this every because I was like, I'm gonna do this every morning, and I go, I can't because I'll wake up my boyfriend if he's sleeping. Because it makes you go whoa, whoa. It sounds like I'm doing voice exercises, but it was. It does, and it makes you you talk about fast shower. I already shower

so fast. I was in and out in forty five seconds because it was just I would like, you know, step out of it and scrub myself and then step into it to like wash it off. And it did. It did like wake me up. It did make me feel alive. It made me feel like I did something that was hard and I felt accomplished. So that felt

really good. So I do recommend it. Job don't think everything Now that's like trendy and you know for self care is just stuff that my Russian ancestors did in Lennon Grad or whatever that was cheap because they were poor. It's just like put your baby in the snow, can do a nice bath. My grandmother was always talking about ice baths when I was growing up. I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, And now it's like about ice baths. Yeah. Now they're like eight thousand dollar workshops to learn how to do

an ice bath with a famous guy on. Did they know that they were good for your health or did they just do it because they didn't have rush everything? Have you ever been to it was good for your health? No? Have you been to a Russian baths? Yeah? They beat you and they do bom with Oakley's with a pair of something. Yeah. The oakley so have like little Thornton's on them, but it was something Birch leaves. Maybe I

forget one of those Russians. I've never been to a bathom because I just feel like everyone who works in it is like a slave. I just feel like when people are like we gotta go to the Korean spas, I'm like, I like, there's places where people have sex and like there's there's shady things going, like they're having to give hand jobs in other rooms they have to. I just think it's I think there's yeah, I want to being focused on, and it's not like all hands on deck for a bunch of women in a room.

It just feels it feels gross to me. It feels like and I'm not a germ person, but everyone's always like, we got to go to the Korean spot. And I've always been like, um, did you guys hear about like the world's ending soon? Like I always changed the subject so quickly because I don't want to go to a Korean spot? What is it fun? Subject change? I used to go obsessively all the time in l A to this one place and they sadly closed. It was very clean,

amazingly cheap. Ninety dollars for you could go all day. But that's what I'm saying, ninety dollars to go all day if you are for an hour, that's too cheap. Slavery is happening in there. Maybe what do you do in there all day? It's boring? Well, I have like religious experiences when I get massages and they like really work you, so they would do a body scrub first. I would go you shower. Everything is pristinely clean, so it feels really nice to give you slippers you never

like touch. Was watching you shower in the room with a bunch of women. Yeah, it's like a huge locker room, so you have to get completely naked in front of a bunch of women you don't have, OK, it's great. How do you know I would give a ship? I'd be looking at everyone's body, So if I'm there, I give a ship. Might they might give you a cursory glance, but they're over it's all they see, so there's maybe

an equinox. I would have my own stall. I don't like this, like showering with everyone, and I'm not someone who's that insecure about my body naked. But I just so everyone's just get you get in and then you get naked with everyone. I honestly, I'm not I'm sorry to say this. It gives me Holocaust vibes, the whole idea, Like what I picture these places at different naked women kind of like shivering, being brought from room to room, not really knowing what next room has it and like

it just gives me, It gives me sad vibes. We're paying for this experience, though you're not. Okay. So then you take a shower, and then what do you do? Then you get into a hot tub hang out and they're going to call your name in like twenty minutes or whatever. They're going to call your number in twenty minutes. Everything is in Korean. So you're the only Caucasian girl.

They're probably or like one of two. Well that again, I don't want to do that because I feel like I'm now I'm appropriating their culture and I'm like this white girl that's like annoying everyone and I don't know customs. But it's great. It's another thing that I fear going abroad. I just don't want to bother other places like I have to go on this European tour. That's why now, because you didn't go, and that's why they closed, right

they need business. Okay, keep going, so they call your number. I'm in the green tea hot uh sauna or the hot tub. Then you can go into the red tea hot tub. How do you know back? How do you know that this is? These are what they are, That's what it says on them. It's like this is the Green Tea hot tub and they say, shower between hot how do you know which one you like or which one are the It just feels kind of different on your skin. Then you take the cold plunge and how

did you know about this place? My friend told me about it years ago in l A. And I was like, oh my god, incredible sounds underground. Okay, keep going. Then I want to look into why I got shut down. I want to look into why it got shut down. I feel like nefarious things were it was during COVID. I think it was. Okay, okay, keep going. Um. Then

then you're in the sauna. Inevitably there's one anorexic woman in there who will bum out your whole day because she's like eighty pounds rubbing herself like with sweat, and you're like, oh, honey, go home, get out of here and get some help, get into a twelve step program something. Then they're like seventy eight and you're like that's me, and then that's yeah, I dropped two pounds. Then you go into the massage area. All the women are like

mid forties over it, but like, what's up? Get on the bed, and then they just treat you like a piece of meat, but gently, no, no, no, you need to back up. You go into so you get called. You go into a room and there's multiple women in that room just looking at you. Wait on massaging people. How many seven seven beds or eight beds, let's say, and then they tell you which bed to go on,

and it's all in like a locker area. So there's they are throwing water on you like it's like a huge shower with eight beds in a shower and and they're like, go shower, So you shower again. You've had like seven showers at this point, so you're totally clean. When do you get deloused? They're just kidding. I'm just comparing it again to the camps. Okay, they draw you off the oil you up and then you're just and then they cover your friend. They mad at you. Is

there a vibe of like no, they don't. They're kind of up. There's like slapping and no, no, it's more like lie down. It's okay, okay, I'm gonna put cold cucumber shavings on your face and you're like ohh and it's like freezing cold that cucumber that's been an ice. They shave it on your face and pack it on and then they just like oil you up and then you're like, this is kind of hot and great, there's nothing sexual about it. They give you like you're completely naked, turnover.

That's the only English they know, completely naked. You're a weirdo and you're not, but like everyone is naked, and they put a little towel on your privates. Oh for some do put like a washcloth or something. And how many hours has it been now it's only it's been like twenty minutes. You can arrive half an hour before your appointment, and that's what I used to do to just get in some of the hot and then the

appointment is the massage. And then after the massage you can just hang out back in the tea tubs and the sauna. There's also a really nice room where you watch Korean soap operas, and there's like a restaurant and they can like this. You gotta go with friends though, because this is just like the foot rug place we go to, but way higher end with like other options or in and out in an hour and we're constantly

being touched. We don't just sit there and like breathe in steam and like have to Like I don't like having when we go. When I go to get a massage and they go, yeah, you can come in and check in an hour early and just get some tea and wait in this room, I'm always just like, no, I just want to go and get massage then leave. I don't want to sit around in a room that smells good. I get, but I guess that's women that are just trying to escape their kids or something. I agree.

That seems boring to me. That's why I like this where it's like get into a scalding hot hot tub of green tea and then jump into one that's red, and then jump into the cold plunge and take a shower, wash your hair, and then have a great scrub and then I'm full on massage for an hour. Wait, they scrub you and massage you. First. They scrub you every part of you. Sometimes I'd be like, can you do it lighter? Like they would scrub off little like skin tags I had, Like sometimes I would come out of

there with little injuries. Yeah. Wow. And then but then the massage is amazing. They're great, and it's all tons of oil and you're just like, uh, like you're in another zone and then you leave and you're like, I had seven great epiphanies in there about my career, love life, changes I need to make in my life, and now I feel great. Okay, So why don't we have these in every city? Why is there not St? Louis. I've

convinced you, yeah, Now I want to aren't ones? Why are they only in l a h. They hate Jews there and it is part of the Holocaust. I don't know why, and why are they so secret? Everyone's always like, you gotta go to this Korean spa. There are large Korean manipulation. But why are they so secret? Why are we all? Why can't Why aren't they just advertise more? I feel like it's always like this elite women that because white people ruin everything. So one white person goes

in and it's like, this is cool. You told me they went because I didn't go. So I don't what to do about any of this. I don't know why that one didn't went under. I suspect it was COVID, but I started. The longer it was around, the more white people showed up in the glamor at God, I have to say it was just so you look Asian, so they were like maybe I thought you were. You could pass because many people have thought you were Asian before.

It's so nice. Um, I just by the way the stuff Nikki that talk about, like blow jobs and all of that. I have a friend who goes to those kinds of spas and you just kind of like know which ones they are, and I'm always like fascinated and that, Like I get to ask him all these questions like how do you know which guy is into it? Like how do they know? Because basically, I mean the stories that he tells me, I think he would really really love.

Oh yeah, so he's a guy that goes and gets hand jobs and stuff and gets oh my god like him. Him and his boyfriend go there and they just have a lot of fun with strangers and it's a gay bathhouses. Yes, yes, yes, and that was those Those were huge in the eighties and nineties too. I think a lot they're not as much anymore, but yeah, I mean I mean even talking

about ones that. I mean, I have a friend who went to one in China and she got like her asshole fingered, And then I have another friend that got her asshole fingered at himself, like, um, because some of these places like that is where women do go for that kind of sir of us, I guess I don't know. I'm just suspicious of I just don't want to go up to a place where sexual favors are being dealt out, even if they're not to me and they're like, oh good,

a world's here. I don't have to finger anything. They can sniff that out, though, like they won't like if if someone comes in, they and this is what I asked my friend, like, how do you know that someone walking in is going to be into touching your dick? And he's like they have a vibe like we can all tell who's there for that and who's there and we can't do it. An there's like this sexual undercurrent that I am not on the wavelength of that where people are just like I know we wanted to fund me.

I'm just like, I have never once never thought a guy wanted to fund me, unless it was like he told me he wanted to fund me. I've never been like we just both knew, like ever and I think there's some women that just I was watching this really sad show the other day on YouTube called the Soft White Underbelly, and it's this guy that just interviews people on skid row and just like fascinating people that have

really said stories. And he was interviewing this woman that was sex trafficked and it's one of the worst stories I've ever heard. It was so fucking sad, and and she was like, Yeah, I just always every single every single person, every single man I've ever known, I've just always been sexualized since I was like as early as I can remember everyone around me. And she wasn't. She was raised in Detroit, like and you know, not a bad part of it, and she was like just my neighbors,

everyone like I just was always sexualized. And I just I can't even imagine what that would feel like at eleven, to feel like people want to fuck you, Like I just and I know that some people relate to that. I just don't understand. I've never been on that wavelength of picking that up or you know, I'm sure it's happened where like gross old men are sexually sexualizing me at a young age, but I just didn't I didn't

pick up on it. The saddest thing that I learned from this though that she was you know, she met a guy. Her parents kind of abandoned her. She was hanging with the wrong crowd. Eventually she got introduced to this guy that was like, listen, I'll take care of you. He's really nice. And she was like, I dealt with a lot of like bad people, and he was just had a different swagger about him. He was just calm. He he didn't have the he didn't have the look

of someone who was gonna abuse me. Because I've been around it so much, I just knew. And so she trusted this guy. He's like, I'll buy you new clothes, all the stuff. She's thirteen, and she goes to this house where she's going to live because this guy is going to give her a new life and is really like, you know, I've got your back, buys her all these new clothes and then one day is like I gotta test you out and she's like what. He's like, come on, I have to test you out. And she's like, has

no idea what's even happening. And he's like, you think I just bought all this stuff for free for you know, you're gonna have to work. And so that was the day she was tested out, and then soon what they did was and this is happening in every city. It's happening in St. Louis. You know there's any kind of

like motels by airports. This is what's happen opening. And it's and she said that she just was taking this motel with and these she lived with, all these other girls that were all traffic They were all, you know, thirteen to sixteen. And they would go to these hotels and they would rent a room and they would all stay in this room for like days on end, just sleeping there, and then they would rent another room where

they would do their tricks. Not magic trunk. So I'll tell you that it wasn't like, oh where the penny go, um, It's like, oh, where did my innocence go into this fucking man's asshole? Um? And these she said, the most oppressing thing was. And this bums me out so much. She said, of the men who obviously knew I was a thirteen year old or at least somewhere around there, looked like normal men that wore dockers and boat shoes, that drove in from the suburbs to go to this motel.

And they would often go with their friends and of the time they had a wedding ring and they had like she was like, they all looked like my uncle who has a family. They always did, and they were fucking thirteen year olds. So it just made me realize that's happening all the time. I would if I could have any wish fulfilled. This is true. I mean, this is above um, you know, solving climate change, solving you know,

world hunger. If I could have one wish fulfilled, it's that if you have fucked an underage girl, you have a bubble over your head that says I fucked an underage girl, and you have to every time you walk around and just floating over your head and everyone knows it. That is my dream. It would be my dream for one day to see and that person wouldn't know that they had it, because I guarantee you, your neighbors, your uncle's, your brother like you. This underground sex industry is so

much worse than anyone thinks. It is these men and men who are going in to get You're sorry, your husband or probably your husband's best friend. There's a ninety present chance that your your husband or someone that your husband knows with that's someone that you know goes regularly to get happy ending massages. And I know you go No, no one I know would do that. Yes they do. They don't talk about it except on the golf course,

but so many people do. I would find out people that did it and go you because guys tell me things they don't tell other women. And I'm telling you most of my male friends, I would say fifty percent of my male friends have had a happy ending massage before. And these are normal men. I know you're like they're comics, they're weirdos. No, not just that. They and and so I'm not saying your husband did it, but I'm saying your husband's friend or your brother or your brother in

law who you think. He's a family man, he would never they do this stuff, man, And they know these girls are teens. It's so sick. This girl was like, it's just changed the way I looked at the world. She's thirty five now, and she's like, it's just the things I saw. The men I saw partaking and having sex with underage girls in groups for like bachelor parties, these were like normal men. These weren't like some of

the earth like dirty guys. Some of them were, but by and large it was like men who pulled up in lexus is and it just like bombed me out. So much is there is? Have there been any epiphanies for you guys when you hear about do you ever hear about guys? Do guys ever confess the stuff to you? And you go, what? Yeah? I mean years ago when I got into music, I was shocked when I would hear stories from like other musicians about how prevalent it was.

I was like, Wow, really, okay, I didn't know that it's going on, but I guess it just happens on the road. And cheating. I think cheating is another thing that everyone goes No, that just doesn't happen that much. It is the most I mean, we've talked about this on the show before. When Adam Levine the whole thing came out, it's like, is anyone surprised by this? You gotta see Tar. We got to talk about Tar at

some point. It's there's also a massage parlor scene in Tar that uh I want It was kind of interesting and sort of like along the lines of what you're talking about, but it's all about power. But it flips it on its head because the protagonist is a famous female lesbian composer. So it's really interesting. Okay Kate Blanchett, Right, Yeah, she's amazing. She can do no un. She was in that movie Don't Look Up. And I didn't even know it was her. Don't you remember that? She was like,

don't look up. It was done by um Adam mackay and it was during COVID the asteroid that was going to come. Yeah, she was amazing in that, and I go, who is this woman? She played like the hot Fox News girl and she was so good. It was like hitting on Leo's character. Did you see Leo was like spotted with a bunch of young girls on a yacht. Yeah, speaking of young women, I know. I mean, I'm sure he's dealt in some of that as well, allegedly, not even allegedly. I would just straight up say that it

probably has happened. I mean, everyone gets prostitutes in Hollywood. It's like, and I think White Lotus Season two opened our eyes up to that a little bit more, both the cheating aspect of things and prostitution and how you know, there is nothing shameful about being a prostitute. It's a really lucrative industry, and I'm just saying it happens more than you think. And it's not just like greasy old

men who can't get laid. It's family men. And I just wish there was more like we could just I wish people could understand because I know that there are people that just go I don't know anyone who's ever got to prostitute. I would bet my life on it. And it's like I would bet it would be most of the men they know have done it. It's so funny your fantasy about the bubble. Yeah, I just want a number above their head of how many and dur

age girls they bucked. I used to have a fantasy all growing up, like it started in junior high and then continued through high school. And I would just be like, I wish, I wish this dream would come true. I wish that anyone who had had sex would just float up into the sky and we could see the ones that have had sex. Because I was a virgin and I just like who had done it? Yes, I don't know, It's like that is always something I've wanted, is like I just want people to you know, I'm interested in

people being honest about stuff. And when my friends tell me that they've been to a prostitute, I don't judge them. I don't care. I'm not like you put partook in this street. I mean yeah, I go oh at least, I mean I never I don't. I feel like I'm partaking in some of this, by the way, because look

at this Andrew Tate stuff. For example, Andrew Tate has trafficked women who he probably promised them a good life or that they were going to be his girlfriend, and now he is forcing them to make only fans accounts where they have to make explicit material and porn. So he he is, he is, and they're not being paid, and he's taking all the profits. That's what Andrew D Tate has. Do you think other people aren't doing that?

Are you thinking, like all the porn you see, that woman is like a person that is making her own decisions and is getting all the money that she deserves. No, porn industry is just so abusive, and I feel I feel a lot of times when I am sitting on my couch twiddling my thumbs, I've already done my foot massage or a million times there's nothing to watch on TV. I like, I don't feel like working out, and I start thinking about, like I want to watch porn. I

want to just go jerk off to some porn. I feel the same guilt I'm assuming that men feel when they want to go get a happy ending of like, I know I'm supporting something bad. This feels kind of gross. I have this newfound guilt because I know. I know the porn I watch is not locally source grass fed like I know it isn't. And now I know even only fans because you think, oh, I'll go to only fancies are women that are empowered. They're doing their own thing.

Even that is be infiltrated by this pimp culture of like the men taking all the money and forcing these women to do it. So it's it's hard to find you know, local like you know, uh, what's it called ethical porn? And I gotta say the women that are making ethical porn. If you're missing the mark, you need to become a madam and or like a producer and start getting your own I thought it before, but I

don't want women to look I don't. So much of porn is based on young women because that's I like to see younger women too, like I see like to see women in the prime of their sexuality, which is in the twenties. And I don't think at twenty or in your twenties. I think very few women should get into porn in their twenties. I think some women it is like the right path, that you already know who you are, you know what you want to do. I

think most women it is. It is a mistake, not because it's anything shameful, but because society shames it so much that your life will never be the same because of how people are going to view you. You're gonna be Monica lewinskied, even though you did nothing wrong. Um. And I think that even if I were to produce porn, I would have to get like women in their thirties and forties. And who wants to fucking see that? You know? So I that was a joke, but it's it would

be it would be hard to make the porn. The porn I want to see is innocent girls that are kind of like being coerced. I like porn where the girls like you know, I've talked about it before, reluctant, where she's like no, okay, like kind of talked into it, and you can you know, obviously you could act to that. And I convinced myself the porn I'm watching is acted.

But um I do I do now have that guilt that I assume men have when they, you know, sheepishly walk into a massage parlor for a happy ending and they convinced themselves that like, no, these girls want to be doing this, and that this they're making good money and all those things. I'm starting to feel that way, you know, it's a positive thing. Is I've seen more of those signs in the airports everywhere, actually everywhere. I

don't think that's a good sign. I think it means it's everywhere because I don't see any trafficks call this number, we will help you right now. Like I know for a fact those girls do not call that number. They're terrified, they don't even have phones. It helps at all? No, I don't. If anything, I think it is indicative indicative of it being a huge issue that is not just in like where do they get their phones from? And like the guys who are trafficking them aren't watching them.

I used to work, Yeah, I used to work on a radio show like in the trucking industry, and truckers are actually like they see a lot of the trafficking in through truck stops and stuff like that. And um, there's an organization called Women in Trucking and they um the female truckers if they would spot someone in the restroom that seemed like they were a victim of trafficking,

they would give them like a a chapstick. And in the chapstick, Captor was a number where it's kind of like this like innocent way of or like you know, like there's like a message in there like do you need help without verbalizing in case anyone's like listening. God, Yeah, there's um signals and they can give there's like hand signals that I haven't learned, but I mean every time

I see I will say that. Every time I go in the bathroom and I see one of those signs, I walk out of the bathroom and I go just look for men with younger women that appear to be their daughters. And then you look around and you see it fucking everywhere everywhere, and then you think I'm going to say something, and then you go, that's probably his daughter. I'm gonna look like a fool and I don't. I

remember being in an airport, was I with you? I was freaking out because this woman was she looked about nineteen and she had a baby on her hip, and then she was with a man who looked about sixty and I was just like, that's got to be his daughter. That's got to be And then they kissed and it was their fan Emily, and I was just like why, And then he came up with like another baby that

they had together. It was just like, this would be so funny to just like call the authorities about disgusting men who are dating women that are far too young for them and just call authorities about it and report them. And I that is my dream to walk up to like a really pretty young girl with some old rich man who she has to like reluctantly fuck, and walk up and hand her a note that says if you need help, and have them both read it, because you

know that he'll be like, what does it say. You'll put on his fucking readers and it will say if you need help. I'm uh like call nine one whatever it is, and she's going to be like, no, this is my husband. I go really, we all know you don't. Sure. Yeah, that's my idea. That would be so fun to do, because you could you could come off like you're being a good person, but really you're being a piece of ship and like judging this person's life. Yeah, wait, go

and fund me set up. I'm like, you can use this. There's a numbering side. The chapstick is also for his balls that I'm assuming are old and chapped, so you can, you know, wiggle those in your hand. Um. Yeah, that's my new thing. But I think yeah, the thing in airports is just to look for young women with men. I mean, how often do you see that every fucking where? How are you supposed to know what is if someone's being I mean, I'm sure there are signed sport that

you can look for. Speaking of creepy men, we got a message about someone sent bestie sent me an article about why men become gynecologists, and I sent it to Noah and on you last night. And we'll talk about that right when we get back, because I get it now kind of and let's hear some reasons when we come back. Okay, So we got this article sent to us from a bestie and it's from the cut. I believe that, right, yeah, and it's why men want to be umlogists. Yes, um, what did you guys get out

of this? Because I thought the most interesting one was the reasons are women, um are less disgusting than men, and so you're not dealing with like smelly, gross patients, even though one doctor was like, yeah, the vagina is kind of smelly, but most of the time women keep better hygiene. You're also not dealing with as many deaths because it's not like a constant, like you're just diagnosing cancer and death constantly, So it's just usually like helping

women upkeep. A lot of people. A lot of men love um just the process of like bringing life into the world when so much of medicine is based around death. These are all good reasons some love just um you know, getting up in that snatch, um I made me laugh so hard. What my female friends in medical school said examining women was quote too smelly, which of course can be a factor, but in general, women take excellent care of themselves. This guy's patting himself on the back for

not being able to really smell a smelly pussy. It's such a weird backhanded compliment to himself. It's so rude and also so unprofessional to call them too smelly. You're a fucking doctor. Well, he wasn't saying that, He's saying his colleagues say that. I just never want a doctor to use that phrase too smelly. So one doctor admitted that he does. He's he's was thankfully honest and said, I love women and I love pussy, and sometimes it's hard to like not get a little bit like not

see a hot woman and like think about it. It's not like it always happens, but sometimes that those wires get crossed, and I appreciate that honesty. Yeah, that was my favorite one because it was like really really honest. All the other ones that just felt like a little bit like fluff, Like they were just kind of like, oh, this is going to be published, so I'm going to

Women are better patients than men. They have no qualms about telling us what's wrong with them, and therefore we can do what they what we need to do to get them better. Um which was I was of what I said is that I thought men dismissed our pain more. But um men, There's one that said men tend to actually want to give more help to women because they don't experience periods or any of the stuff. So when they hear a woman being like I have a heavy period,

they're like, oh, your poor thing. That sounds terrible, and they like treat them even better because we've all met men that go, oh, my god, it sounds awful you bleed all the time? Cramps, Like they almost exaggerate your pain because they just can't imagine bleeding out of their dick. Well, there are some men that are just like, well, cramps that time of the month, and they dismiss it. I thought that was interesting. Um, that one made me roll

my eyes so hard. What I just think men that we're better doctors for women because like we're just so gentle, because we're just like really respectful of you guys, and we know are in a lot of pain. It's like you just admit you want to get up in there, right, And there's kind of like slagging other women doctors like we're just you know, I can't help it, we're better at it, Like we're just no more sense. Yeah, I know,

I don't know. They are saying that they're in the minority and that a lot of them get into this and they think no one will go to them, which is so different from what we were saying yesterday where all of us just I didn't even think to go to a woman doctor from my women parts, because there was a part of me that goes, I don't want to be It's the same way that I don't when I see a cop pull over a black person, a white cop pull over a black person, I go go,

why are you doing the most cliche thing? So I wanted to be different. I wanted to be like, you know what, I'm not going to just go to a woman doctor because I'm not scared of men. I think it's normal for men to be all up in my guts um and so. But but that I liked this one where the one doctor said that O, B. G U N s are tend to be like better people to hang out with. Like you know, there's different types

of comedians too. There's improv comedians, they're stand up comedians, there's right you know, late night writers, there's um you know, mimes, like the comedy has all these different types of podcasters, like radio personalities like I get along with people in radio and stand up those are like my two groups where like, I always gravitate towards those people because they

just have my same sensibilities. Even though comedy is a wide when you get into comedy, you can choose any kind of like specialty, and I think that when doctors start out, they can choose any kind of you know, they kind of gravitate towards which doctors are the coolest. And I have to say that, like O b g nds tend to be kind of like cool, cooler and like have a better sense of humor because there's more women in it, and women don't have as big as

egos as men just naturally, I mean they can. Women can be egomaniacs, for sure, we all know some, including more many days. But um, I would find that they're probably the one doctor was like, yeah, ob g wins are just more fun. They're funny, They're cooler, And I think that probably has something to do with it being mostly women dominated. Um, specialty is cool. I missed that. I like, Um, was it Noah that said this person

sounds like a serial killer? This guy the female body is a metaphor for her womanhood, and I'm granted access to her whole identity. If someone was reading my pussy like tea leaves or something, and like I thought it was like feeling them back like leaves. I thought it was any indication of my womanhood. Dude, I don't even look at my vagina anymore to me. I don't know

if you guys have sensed this. Being thirty eight years old, thirty eight and seven months years old, I not who's counting thirty thirty eight, seven months and three days old. I just want to say that my vagina is not I'm going through the change of like I am. I have a whole bit about it right now about not being able to relate to the song wet s Pussy anymore. And it's like a travesty and I'm gonna save you all that come see me live toward It's available nikck

glazer dot com um. But it's definitely like it's more it's like functional now. I look, I was kind of comparing it to like it used to like have a heyday right where it was like all I thought about and now it kind of it's like my CD player in my car, like it one time was of use and with so much and now it definitely has a use.

It holds my like my you know, parking tickets. When you like go into a parking garage and you need the little thing, you can shove it in there and it's like, oh, I found a new use for it. And that's also where I put them in my pussy too. Um. But it's not like it's it's not it's barely a pussy anymore. I feel like it's like a I think it just it's more like a crotch. Like it's like, um, it's a vagina, I mean, not even a vagina. It's a volva, doesn't It's not. I never wanted to be.

It's so interesting because I always thought there would be a part in my life where I wouldn't talk about sex as much on stage because people always were like, you're a sex comedian, why do you talk about sex so much. It's cool that you do, you know, whatever perspective they had, it's cool that you do. It's weird that you do. And I always said, I'll stop talking

about sex when I'm not interested in it. And I swear to god, sex is like five percent of my act right now, and it was a hundred percent of it in the past twenty years. And now it's like you know of it now it's like five percent. I don't even talk about it at all. I talk about like maybe a little bit. But it's I'm going through the change, and it's it's sad because I miss I miss like loving sex so much and being obsessed with it, and now I just I mean, I still love having orgasms.

I still love watching porn. Do you you don't watch porn? Do you? On? You? Once in a great while? Like? Do you are you allowed to watch porn when you live with a man? Yes? I can do whatever I want to. I know you don't have to call Chris d'eliah first and ask him if I have Can I watch um? Dude on your knees? Um, but I'm at my grandma's funeral. Good on your knees and send me a picture while I'm already on my knees praying, praying. Um wait is again? So did you though? Do you

mean you watch broadcast? And I'm not like, hey, I'm watching porn in here, or I watched porn today. I kind of keep it, would you ever? I have been horny when my boyfriend is passed out next to me, and I got really horny and I wanted to watch it in bed next to him. I think that should

have been an advertisement for temper pedick mattresses. Remember when the woman used to jump with the glass wine and it wouldn't feel like you can jerk off next to your boyfriend and he won't wake up, or vice versa, you know, like I mean, that was what they were trying to get across. Ris wanted to or I would have no problem if my boyfriend in any world wanted to jerk off next to me, I'd be like, thank you for reading my body language tonight, like you know,

like that's good. But I don't think that i'd want I don't. I don't think either of us would want to see each other do that. But I am ashamed sometimes that I pourn to me is just faster and easier, and just holding a little thing over my clip and laying like a minute toboggan is easier than being spread legged, and like you know, it's quicker, faster, it's a quick it's like a cold shower compared to workout. It's just quick and done. And yeah, final thought, the kids are

almost here. I am freshed for them, and that will last two seconds of me giving those presents. I'm getting their coming in the car. They're giving me the car. Should I go to the aquarium, I feel like I can't go support. The zoo is free, but it's freezing outside today. So I don't feel bad going to the zoo because I'm not giving them any money, and so I don't feel bad about it as much as I would the aquarium because I just don't want to support.

I can't imagine a trip with Aunt to the zoo. Now, those flamingoes, those are endangered and they're suffering right now because they're here there at this because I meant their board. Um, I wish someone would have been more honest with me as a kid about that stuff. Of like, because I knew kids are very perceptive. You go to the monkey exhibit and they're board, they're sad, they have moss growing on them. They it smells. They're all picking each other's

butts and noses. There's like a rock that one of them is like throwing around. There's like an old like baby doll that one of them is like ripping to shreds. It's like it's so depressing, and I got that vibe from it, or the the sea lion is just going the same pattern over and over past the windows. This isn't happy times and so but I think that you're just like tricked into thinking Zoos or like these magical places.

And I know the people that work at Zoos are obsessed with animals and conservation and they are, you know, trying to do the right thing. I mean, I used to want to work at Sea World and get my ponytail tugged on by tilculum and then drowned in front of a crowd. I guess it wasn't in front of a crowd, but I just, I mean, as much as I do want to go to that aquarium, because I

do love aquariums. I used to want to be a marine biologist when I was little, until I figured out that you know, to be a marine biologist you have to like measure them and like track there, like mating patterns and stuff. I just thought you just would like play with them and like teach them how to do tricks my hand in the middle of an an enemy, oh yeah, or just pet a stingray. Did you guys, did you guys ever have dreams of being like working

with animals? Did you have what was your like in third grade, I want to be this when I grow up. I definitely thought about marine biologists, but I used to always say paleontologists or archaeologists. That seemed fun to me, like digging, digging up fossils, and nothing about your life now that leads me to believe that would have been up interest to you. I know, I used to dig in the dirt a lot. I mean I grew up

in the sticks all by myself. Talking sometimes when I say I look ugly, you dig for a compliment for me, and you go, no, you're you're a little complimented. Fact. No, So is there anything in your life that you can look at now where you go? Oh, like, do you are you did you watch Jurassic Park? Do you like? Were you into that? Are you into dinosaurs? Like? Why paleontologists?

Did you think it just sounded smart when people would maybe I thought it sounded smart and I was trying to be like my friend, but it did seem really cool to like be digging and find anxious civilizations. But I also was obsessed with like songwriting and radio, and I had radio shows when I was like eight. Okay, so that it all came to be and no, what did you want to be when you were in third grade? What was your like lofty dream? Well, it's so funny

because also a marine biologist. And I think it's just because it sounded smart and you get to work with animals, and then I wanted to be a veterinarian. What is this? Why do we and why did we all know the word marine biologists? Like I didn't even know what a biologist was. There was I think I found out a biologist was a separate thing after marine biologists. Why do

kids all know marine biology? And why? When I fantasized, she looked like Christie Brinkley, Like I always said, if I was a marine biologist, I'll be tall, tan, blond with opponent tail, Like you get to wear a wetsuit in front of a crowd. I mean the crowd part was a part of it for me for sure. And then the seal would come out and I go, look

at you, look at Rufus. Everyone clapped the rufus and then Rufus would give me a high five, and then the dolphin would come up and like on its body and then you go and I would kiss it and I go, oh, I'm blushing and then he goes and everyone and I go, oh, now, oh, look you, Rodney's getting jealous. And then a killer whale would come out and then I'd kiss him on his little nose and bloop boop him and then he would go down. And then have you ever seen a blooga whale? Oh that's

if anything could get kids to be runing biologists. Bluga whales heads are so squishy and gishy. That is what I want to do. I never even saw that before, but it makes me want to go back to school for it. Oh those bluega whale heads, they're like those those balls that you get a target that I'm about to get my nephew to buy my thinking it's the most expensive thing there. That's the most valuable thing. All right, the kids are here. I have to go. Thank you

guys for listening. Thank you to Anya, thank you to Noah. Don't be empty, but