#302 Have, Enjoy.

girl with the pearl earring on them. They're very cool. Where do you get those? It's on your Marina everyone, thank you so much. I got them from a very nice couple in Richmond, Virginia that housed me for a house concert hosted me. They're really cool. I've seen you wear something so bold. I feel like I am. They're on them into them a real pearl. Those are so cute. And the launching my tor T shirt. What'd you say is? Yeah, how's that not fallen off in the wash? It's insane.

I don't know. There might have been two pearls. At one point I was watching a video this weekend, No by the ways in Arizona joining us. Hey, No, how's it good? Good? Good? Hi? Um. So this weekend we had a girls trip and we just all sent each other. Noah wasn't able to go, but man, we missed her and she'll be on the next one. But it was seven of us, Um, Sara, Lena whose house we're at right now, Anya, Me, Kirsten, Carlyle, Taylor, Cat and that. Oh my god, so many Um, it was so much fun.

But there was this video of miss Tyler. Oh yeah, Halloween missed two U of us all what we were watching the Casey Anthony show that we all were like on our chat talking about, but we were like save it for the girl's trips. So we watched that and we're all unsure if she did it or not. Even though I was positive she did like it, I'm pretty sure she still did. But I do think it was an accident. We don't think she like actually like killed her. Like we think she there was a pool accident. It

doesn't matter. I mean it does matter, but like not for the story. Um and Kirsten noticed that we were all like kind of snacking and crunching around the room, like we had a bunch of snacks that we got delivered and we were just all just captivated watching the show, and Kirsten decided to record everyone um eating and crunching. And I was watching the footage. This morning, you eat so slow. You were eating a bag of skinny pop and this time, you know those tiny, little one serving ways.

I've never seen someone eat one piece at a time, very slow, And I'm like, I gotta slow the funk down when I eat, Like, are you sure? I thought that was Kirsten. No, it was she filmed it, so she wasn't in it. I was slowly and I was like, man, I gotta move slower. If we all ate slower, we'd probably eat less because you would have time to digest um.

And I sometimes watch you eat your bars and you're just like you just have like little bites and then you'll set it down and it's not like you're trying to restrict or be like I can't have it. I'm just gonna have a little bit. You literally just are very like a slow consumer. Yeah I am a slow consumer. But those chickpee pops that taste like fritos are like healthy. Yeah, I was eating those one at a time because I was sucking off the powder, like I wish there were

more powder and less used to pets. I used to eat the shell because I just wanted that. I didn't like the peanut inside. This was before I was even like a weird diet girl, you know, like this is just I was just a weird child that only liked the shells. And I would choke violently in the stands where people would be alarmed because I was supposed to eat them and they're so dirty. It was so salty, and I like the crunch, and then peanuts would be like,

get those out of here. This girl's weekend trip was amazing. Highlights include psychic vegan restaurant times. So oh yeah, okay, so we're supposed to have a psych kick come. Anya like found the psychic she was supposed to come. She got the date wrong. We were like, not a very good psychic. She didn't understand what day. She was like, I thought you met Wednesday and was very clearly Sunday. And we're like, okay this, Um, we don't trust her

to with our futures if she can't handle her own present. Um, So we didn't get a psychic but then we were at I really recommend doing this with a group of people. So I don't even know how this came about. We were at a dinner the idea for it, and Anya tore up the menu that was like little paper menus

that you know, disposable, tore up seven pieces. We each got a strip, and then we wrote down something we wanted clarity on in our lives, and we want a direction with It could be a word, it could be a sentence like what should I do about something, or like I just need more, you know, I just want guidance.

And then we crumpled them up and fold them up and put them in a plate, and then we each picked one and then we like held it in our hands and like switched it around and kind of just closed our eyes and whatever vision you got, you said, like, I don't know, I'm just sensing the word march, like I'm sensing a tunnel, I'm seeing a volcano, like whatever images popped into your head in that moment, and then you open it up and you see like how we

could interpret what that vision you get from the energy of the paper, and then we'd get like life direction. At first, we thought this is a ridiculous idea just to make us laugh, and then we started getting freaked out by how accurate it was. Like you wouldn't know if the question was where will I move? Or you know, who should I date? Or should I get a bird? And all of the answers that we were coming up

with were identical. Like I just also, you had to pick a piece of paper that spoke to you or that you felt a pull towards, and I was holding one and I had no direction at all. In my head. I'm like, I'm not going to come up with anything, and then out of nowhere, I was like, March and September are coming to me. And then I opened it up and I was like, where should I move and when? And it was like when should I move? That's right, so you're going to move to March and septems know you.

But I did realize though, that this is this is exactly what happens with psychics and terro and stuff. It's like it's I don't really believe this is actually guiding you, but it's like it tells you. It tells you what you want to, Like, we really want to be guided in the direction that you want to go. But sometimes it's hard to admit to yourself what you want, and so interpreting a mysterious clue really helps you in a way that doesn't feel so self serving tell you what

you really want. So like if someone was if I was to say, what am I supposed to do? I need to make a change? What should I do? Is that like my question? And then someone says March. I can go, oh, I'm going to move in March, or it could be I'm going to start a women's march, or it's going to be like I need to watch March of the Penguins or uh, you know, you can really make anything out of Because I was like, shouldn't

get a bird? And Sara Lena for mine had seen a tunnel and sam of vagina and eyes and a vagina, and so we were like, oh, you should get a sand bird. The sand is that is in the forest, in the rainforest. You need a parrot. I'm like, no, I was already planning on getting a parent. This wasn't about like do I get a quail or a parent. I'm going to get a parent. We were like tropical birds, Like, but you can put sand anywhere. You can just be

like a sandbox is at a school. You should have a child, you know, like it really is kind of telling you what you want. But it was so fun, just got the conversation like kind of going in a like you know, sometimes it's hard for people to like open up about things. I feel like girls trips for me are always ways for us all to kind of talk about what's on our mind and might what might be like really maybe shameful or embarrassing about our situation, or how clueless we all feel, or how like just

stuck we all feel. And then one of us reveals it and then the others are all like I am either there right now and it seems like I have it all together or I have been there. And it was just so helpful and um we also Sar Lena did the coolest surprise for us. We got into town. It was just a quick trip. We got a quick trip. We went to a gas station. Um, and that was

the highlight. We got big gulps. It's a different branding, but um, we got into town, went to lunch then we So the highlight for me was Sara Lena had a surprise for us and she was like, it's not a big deal. Don't seriously, don't don't get excited about it. First of all, she got us. She got us, so we were gonna stay at her new house that we're at right now, right but and she has multiple floors and we could have just taken over one of the

floors or whatever. But she was like, I just feel like, you know, my husband's gonna be there, He's gonna be on a different floor and we could totally avoid him. They have like elevators here. She was like, but I kind of want to be away. So she, out of the kindness of her wallet, got us Hotel Stay the Sweet these two suites that had like adjoining rooms, practically at the nicest hotel any of us have ever stayed at. My mom would have had a field day on this,

like look at this. You might have seen some of the footage on my Instagram story of us playing with the curtains that you know, you press a button and they open um shooting like Taylor Swift videos. But and everything was very French and like feminine, and you just felt like you were in Paris in nineteen yes five, so nice. It was like the way Graceland felt when we visited graceland and everything is preserved in time. It's almost like fifties stuff but new and so this place

is just gorgeous. Um. Shout out to the fol fouquet if you want to look at how pricing of the rooms are. Guys, we go look at folk at fo u q e t q E twos. I'll never fouquet it and so um. But we went to what we were like, went out for the day. We got foot massages from Anya as a Christmas gift. It was so nice. Spot. Yes, four seasons foot spot. Oh, I thought I thought it was the one by the comedy seller. That's what it's called, is four Seasons, I think, or like, yeah, something like that.

If you ever go visiting New York. It's on eighth Street and sixth Avenue. Um, it's called four Seasons. An hour long foot massage from one of the strongest men and women or women. There's three. Yeah. We had you just sit in a room and you lay back in a chair and you get your feet pummeled and you make orgasmic sounds and you cover your eyes just like when you calm. I realize I have the same reaction to coming that I do that I like get embarrassing and I have to cover my eyes. You're also just

as like focused and directorial. You're like that's good, that's actually less no more more like to the point where you think you're But I'm very giving with like, oh that's so good. Oh god, that's good. And they love it and they laugh so hard at my responses. Um So then afterwards Celan was like, I have a surprise. So then we go. It's just like a cozy I mean, it's still she's so good planning, it's amazing. So we

go back to the hotel. We walk in. First of all, one of the bell hops ruined the surprise because he's like, are you guys here for the movie? We're like oh, And then Sailer was like he ruined it, and I'm like, he ruined it twenty seconds before we would have seen it was a movie. So we took an elevator downstairs to like the basement level and there's a cinema there, like where they do screenings. I'm sure this place is

so nice. It open like four months ago. We are probably the first people in this and we watch and it has surround sound. Surround sound for this movie that like the kind of loungels that are like beds that are like fainting couches, and we pushed them all together and like Madeline like in an where all these little beds in a row and we get to watch Can't Hardly Wait, which was a movie that was a seminole classic for me and all my friends growing up and like informed so much of who we are, and we

all have such a nostalgia for it. And Anya, who like grew up slightly different generation, just missed out on it just enough, just the way that I missed out on like Heather's or Not another teen movie or Volume Wire a movie like yeah, reality bites. You know, it's just that key moment. So if you graduated between, if you graduated high school between nine and two thousand four, you're gonna love Can't Hardly Wait and Um, but then I loved watching it with you because you are like

a cinema phile, cinephilee, a pedophile too. You you you are pedophilic for cinnamon. Um, your cinephile, like you love cinema, you know, like you know Tarkovsky and like a little bit Tarantina. I mean, I don't know, you just know like Stephen Spielberg, Michael Bay uh, Michael Bay and you, um, but you would joyed it. Oh. I loved it because Embry is so cute with those big sad eyes. The soundtrack was amazing. Smash Mouth is used three or four

Jennifer love you. It's boobs or like define gravity. She's in her absolute peak. Everyone has yellow teeth, yes, everyone has normal colored teeth. Everyone had botox, everyone has like you know those she's wearing that classic Um remember the shirt that were so popular that like the little spaghetti strap but had like a built in bra with it too, you know what? Yeah, so everyone had flyaways And He's like, people would be dying right now if this was st

fly aways. It's almost as if your nipple is hanging out how much? But she was flyways. I'm like, so you mean some of my hairs might be like around my who like right now, feel my head? I just did a feld about a disgrace. They pasted my head down because of fly away. Um. And so it was just interesting to see. And then Jennifer left was every guy's crush, like god like and even impossible and possibly beautiful, like a doll come to life like the Tiniest waste,

the biggest tiniest boobs. That movie is just so well done because the background, like everything going on in the background. There's jokes happening in the background. You know, there's constantly people that you're seeing on screen that you're like, that's a person that's in the movies now, Like it was just everyone was in it. Seth Green was so much fun to watch with you because your you remember dialogue, you probably haven't seen this movie for a few years

at least, like at least ten. Pen mean, Nikki was like like calling out the phrases through the whole film. I'm like, how do you know that you have such an incredible memory? I have a incredible memory or something. I watched literally under time, you know, like it's clueless and can't hardly wait for me where my bad man was so cute. But at the end it was funny

because I've talked about it before. I didn't kiss a boy until like so late in high goal, you know, I was like junior senior year or something like that, and um and all my friends with kiss boys, and

I just didn't know how to do it. I thought it was gonna be bad and I studied that movie so much, the kiss at the very end where you know, spoiler alert, the ethan Embery and the girl kiss and she does this thing if you go back and watch it, and I still do it to this day when you kiss someone, you kiss and then a second and a half later, your eyebrows go up, like, oh, that was

surprised me. Like you kiss and then And it was so funny because I called it out, I go kiss eyebrows and then everyone laughed because they were like, how did you know that was gonna happen. I was like, I've studied this extensively, and that is how I kissed to this day, and and so then that was so fun. And then we went to dinner and she had a bat two bags of snacks ready for us in the theater as a surprise to like indicate two cases of lacroix. It was so fun. There were no drugs, there were

no drinking. It was just all girl good time. Pajama might have micro dost a little bit, but I don't even think it affected me much. Um it was it was awesome girl time. And then Anya and I were fresh from a crazy weekend of shows, which is so much, so many busties came out. It was so nice to see you all. We were in Waterloo, New York at a casino called Del Lago, and then we were in Her, Pennsylvania, which was amazing. Oh my god, her, she was incredible.

And then um, the final night was at the Borgata in Atlantic City, and we're going to tell you about who I got to hang out with their which you might are already seen on my Instagram. But it's quite a story that surrounds it. So we'll be back right after this. That story. Okay, we're back. So um was at the Borgada in Atlantic City on Sunday, wait, Saturday night, Saturday night, and there I was doing the music Box Theater, which is the smaller of the two venues there at

the Borgata. Um Jerry Seinfeld was in the other one. And I knew about that months before because I remember Chris had some friends in Atlantic City and he was like, they're deciding between Jerry Seinfeld and you, and they picked you, and I was like, oh my god, that's so nice. And then um, So I remembered hearing that, but I forgot about it because I just kind of put that out of my mind. Because I feel like I don't

want I don't want to know. I just don't want to know who's in the next room selling more tickets. And like also Jerry Seinfeld, i'd i'd be like, go see him instead of me, But people actually came out to see me, Like he had tickets available and they still chose to came to see me. It was so fun. It was such a good show. And throughout the show, I even referenced that, like, you guys chose me tonight.

Fuck Jerry Seinfeld. Like I was just like being joking, because obviously not I love Jerry Seinfeld, but I was like, fuck Jerry, And I was like, you know, you might want to step out in there and like cleanse your palette after these like pedophile jokes, just like step into his showroom and um just see what he's up to. And I'm like, what if you walk in and he's like, what's the deal with pedophiles? I mean they're kids? You want to have sex with that kid? Like I was

just doing kind of Jerry, are you doing? I guess someone I've heard someone actually do a bit of a Tomta Car used to do dirty Jerry, that's right, So I guess I was kind of doing that, but and then and so I kept us being like, who needs you know, making jokes about it, but also like so

reverential because I love Jerry Seinfeld so much. And then we get off stage, I do the meet and greet, which is really fun, aside from the guy who Okay, during the show, though there was I was doing a whole bit about um that I've been doing for years. It's just a bit I've been doing forever. If you come to see me when you're like I've already seen that bit, just know that it just hasn't been in a special. I might have done it on the road before, but all the stuff I'm doing right now has never

been in a special. So if you've heard a joke before, it's because it's been in my act. Wild There's this joke that I've never found to put in a special, But it's about how short guys are tend to have better personalities than tall guys, and tall guys kind of like have the world given to them generally because tall, you know, they look like they have more power, so everyone like kind of likes them and laughs at everything they say, so they think they're funny all this b

da da da that. So I'm doing I do that bit and then I move on to something else. And in the middle of a bit, a guy just walks to the front of the stage, which does not happen ever unless you're at a cop Maybe this happen at commic clubs. And he sets a shot glass on the stage and it's like offering it to me, you know, And I just go, what do he do? What? What is? What is what's happening over here? And he's just like and I go, what is that? And he goes I

think whiskey, and I go, oh, sorry. He doesn't know the drink, but he does know the chemical compound of the pill he put inside of it. He's very sure of that. And I was just making I go this what what what made you do that? And I'm like, I forget the jokes I was making. It was pretty funny about it. But um, I was like, thank you so much, like never do that again, like kind of under my breath, like being thank you. That's really nice actually, but you have no self awareness and um, this was

a bad choice. And um. And then and then I go and also it's just I go, I really see him when walked away because it's kind of far. The room was so fucking big and so full of people. I could pick it up. But um, I go, you're tall, aren't you. This is such a fucking tall thing to do, like a confident, a hot guy thing to do, because just to interrupt a show and be like I'm gonna give her a shot and she's gonna be so grateful.

I go, First of all, I don't drink, so thanks for your research and I've already said that on stage tonight. And secondly, you just interrupted my bit and it wasn't like I was you know, I'm not Bert Kreisher, Like this wasn't It was just not the vibe and kind of trashed him a little bit for it. But it makes me think of like when guys like ask women, um to like go out with them on like a jumbo tron. It's like puts them on the spot. It's

so uncomfortable for the woman. Wait, we asked them to go out like you mean, get engaged to go out with you. I like you, just like you know, like in like a very public setting. It just so it's it it's cringe. And this is the guy I think it is. It's so checks out. Do you know, because you didn't, did you witness? I think I met this person at the march table got groped his wife, trying to chastise him in front of me. I realized immediately she has the full time job of babysitting her husband.

He was so annoying. He kept saying he was going to carry me. He said, you're not going to carry me. He's like, I'm gonna lift you up. I'm gonna lift him, Like, you're not going to lift me up? And then he like groped up to and I said no. I was like, please get your hand. I already shamed him from the stage, and then at the meet and greet he asked to lift me up, which I never want because even though you think I'm light, I have heavy bones and you were going to make some kind of I don't want

to be that close to you. I think, stop howard trip. Guys. Yes, guys like that get off that women saying no, no, no, no no no, that's what they want to get Ray pissed. I mean, yeah, exactly. But he also was harassing this other couple. I thought they were together and they were trying to take a photo of me. He's like, all right, I'm gonna take the picture of you. Guys. Now lift her up, lift on you up, lift her up. I'm like,

do not lift me up? And the guy's like lifting up, caring fetish, you know, like he just his poor wife. I'm gonna change his name because I remember his ask. I will say, and sometimes they just like grab you. I mean, this hasn't happened in years. I mean, this was more like the wild West of comedy clubs, where no one knew who you were. I was an opening act that didn't respect me at all, and now there's

it just rarely happens. But um, it was nice to have besties like right behind him so that when he left, they were like, are you okay? That's fine because I know how to kind of handle it. Now. He just goes, can I lift you up? And I go no, and he goes really like, first of all, shut I said, no, don't give me no one, no, no, I'm six four, yes exactly, And I go, I knew you were tall as soon as you walked up. I go, I knew the guy that brought a shot was fucking tall. And

then he no offense to any tall people listening. You're all kind and I love you. Um. But then he goes. Then we take a picture and he kisses might side of my face, but I don't know if he's kissing me or licking it. I thought he's gonna lick, so he I think he's licking my face and I make a face like I'm just like, get it over with. And always the times when the cameras don't work right, so you have to hold it, and I know you're like, why don't you tell him get to funk off you?

I swear to God, you guys, it is more work than to just get through with it, like to just because then his wife, and I was embarrassed for his wife, who was very nice and who could you could tell it's like just putting up with her drunk husband who kind of kepting like Michael Michael Michael had changed his name,

but full name Michael Michael. I told him I was like, please post that because my face was so funny in it, because I was so disgusted, and he was like, how this sucks, and I go, no, that's hilarious, Like you focus on my face and know that this is how most people feel when encountering you. And you're gonna start getting older and you're gonna lose your fucking looks, and then what are you going to have? The sad part is he will never have any self awareness about it.

Even after he listens to this, I'll probably have a weird like, yeah, I was trying to censor myself a yeah, half chub for this whole story, I'll be like, yes, success, Yeah, that's the problem with sociopaths, like they do like it. And he did. Because if I were him and I brought a shot on stage thinking it would be a funny thing because I've been that person before where I just don't read the room right and then you get a little bit shamed. I didn't shame him mercilessly because

I'm grateful he just made it. You know, he made an error and thinking that's the right time he's maybe with just freshly from a Burt Chriser show, where that's okay and and actually like invited, So I wasn't. I trusted him a little bit, but I was also like, thank you for coming, no big deal, thank you for the shot. That was nice to think of, you know. But then if that happened to me. I would skip the meet and greet because I would be so embarrassed

that she knows I'm that guy. But I tell you apologize. Ten out of ten times, when someone is an embarrassing person, a guy in the crowd and does something that I the whole crowd feels crunch for them. They will come to the meet and greet and they'll be like, I was the guy that did that, and I go, I know you are because I studied your face to use it for a sketch artist when you eventually ranked me. Someday, I would like, I studied your face so I can

give it to a police sketch artist. Um, but it's yeah, it's just a certain type of person. But it's a rare person. Anyway, after the show, I get done without Meat and Great. I washed my hands, um, I cleansed my balance, and I'm getting ready to sit down and eat my dinner. That was delicious. And I was so excited because meat I had been done with three shows, three meet and Greats, which is really six shows, and just to be a night. I love the meet and greets. No,

this is over like in three days. So Thursday, Friday Saturday. It was just like and we drove in between each show, like it was a lot of work for me, Anya and Matt Um you know, my tour manager, Matt Pond, and so we were all just kind of like And Bobby jay Cox was also who you've heard on the podcast. He was also there. So we're all backstage. Oh and

before the show, Matt said something to me right about Jerry. Yeah, he was like, would you, like, Nikki, would you have any interested in meeting Jerry today because he's just down the way if you want, we can set that up. Yeah. He was like, do you want me to inquire about it? And I was like, god, no, no, like he he doesn't need to meet me, Like I don't want to bother him, Like, of course I would love to meet

Jerry Seinfeld, but like I have met Jerry before. I was on inside Amy Schumer and we did a sketch called Eighties Ladies and at the end of it Jerry comes in and we like I get to latch arms with him, watch on the street. I met him briefly that day. It was very cool outside. It was a quick shoot. It was cool to be on camera with him, but it wasn't. We didn't have an interaction. I knew

his wife from hanging out at Amy's house. His wife, Jess and Amy are friends, and I really loved Jess and we were Instagram friends for a while and we haven't talked to years, but I liked her. But I just I don't know. I got the sense about Jerry from watching Comedians and Cars, Like, first of all, I think I was like a little bit better, like I wanted to be on that. Not that I should have been on the show, but I wish it was still around so that when I was famous enough, I could

have been on it. So I was always kind of like, I'm almost like there were a couple of comics on it that I was like, Oh, I could be on the show, you know. And I think I was just like I want to be on the show. And and from watching Comedian the documentary and just being a huge Starry Centl fan, I thought I knew what he was like, and like, he's very serious about comedy. He's gonna want to talk bits I might not have any, and he's not going to be a fan of my comedy like

he does clean comedy. He's very meticulous about word um choice and just he hasn't he has the style that I wish I could have, and that I just I don't know, I don't have the discipline or whatever. And I just revere him. He's a you know, an advocate of transcendental meditation. He's just smart and cool and he's the kind of comic I wish I could be in terms of work ethic and stuff and and clean and

accessible and all those things. And then on backstage about to sit down, like about to take a bite of my cauliflower, and I'm like ah, and then Matt comes back and it's like, uh, Nikki, Jerry would like to see you. And I was just like okay. I didn't even freak out. I was like, yep, that's happening. And I was just I knew exactly what it meant. I was like, I have been summoned. Jerry wants to meet me.

I just I think I might have said, like he asked for me, and He's like yes, And so it was like go time, and Matt was like I think you should go, like you should have one person go with you if you want, and I was like absolutely, and he starts getting ready. I'm like Annie and I are going. She's the perfect wingman for a situation where you know, she's not gonna like fan girl out too hard,

she's not gonna embarrass herself. She like is cool around celebrities. Um. And so she comes with me and we get walked through like the bowels of the Atlantic City casino to the other side of the place where Jerry is just performed, and we don't know what to expect, like at all. I just think he's being cordial to the other comedians

performing there. We had no idea, but the way where the security guard did say he never does this, and he comes to Atlantic City a lot, and he's like, he's never done this with like the other comic performing and I'm like, he's like and all the times he's never done something like Jerry never does this. I don't know that Jerry never does this. I was like, all right, and so, oh my god, I'm getting bumps again. That night, we could not stop getting goosebumps. It was. And we're

both pretty non like we're not starstruck. People know, like, I'm pretty chill, like we've met a lot of people. Was nervous to meet Jerry though, because we were both like down the hall like click click click our high heels. They were just playing that called trivia game on your Instagram. So weird because the night before one of my fans, Innocence, brought me a fun trivia card game of Seinfeld Trivia and I was nailing it, and like I would realize,

I'm a fucking good Seinfeld fan. Like it is, I still retain a lot of that obsessive knowledge from you know, middle school, high school, um, and that show I put it on all the time. It still holds up. It's the best and as you all know. And so then we get we approach and I guess it's the last dressing room and I kind of know, it says, and I just here is she? Here? Is she here? And I walk in and he's our are you walking up

to the front of the door to greet us? And he is even before I get him, he embraces me and he's like, I think I blacked out, but he goes he says something like, I am a huge fan. I love you. You are so funny. I have watched everything you do. You are so eager, And I was like, I thought, I literally said this to him, I go are you doing an impression of what I should be saying to you. Like I said that to him, I go, this is all the sort of stuff I go on,

are you talking about? I go your Jerry Seinfeld. I was like, you don't know what you mean to me? Thank you so much for everything, like I love you. And I started kind of tearing up because he was just saying he was like a true fan of mine. Like I thought they were doing a bit. I thought it was a put on because all I heard I'm behind Nikki as we're entering this tiny little green room that they're all in. He's there with his two openers, and all I hear is I love you, I love you.

I can't believe you. I love that this is happening. I love that this is happening. And I'm like, oh, this is a joke, like they're just being big on purpose, And then I realized this is real. They've really truly never met like this before and they're both freaking out. He was like, what was your first impression? Because I had like a cup hot. Yeah, he was like, he

is not so hot, it's insane. And he's also like Chris to me, like he looked like the way my boyfriend is going to age, and like I wouldn't have thought Jerry Seinfeld would like give this aura of like hotness, like I've never like no offense, but he's always been cool and definitely like a catch on his show. He's always like the guy that was dating, like the cool girl, and he's like and he has like a hot wife.

I mean, he does well for himself. There's you. I should have assumed he would be this way in person, but he was like fit and had good posture but like not too bulky, not too thin, like perfect sixty something year old man bod like perfect like hot silver fox like hair, right jawline, like he really did. I afterwards, I texted Chris, and I think Chris was probably rolling his eyes, like you can just say Jerry's hard. You don't have to prepare him to me. But I was like,

you literally he did. He's so cute. And my first impression really was like I didn't know how how animated and enthusiastic and giving and like like how much he laughs and gives and is like so so upbeat, so energetic, like I thought he would just be like I mean, this guy's been around for fucking ever. He is the goat like he is, he has no reason to have any enthusiasm. He could be what ever he wants to be. He could be very jaded, um, but he was like a true fan of mine and my walk away from

the whole thing. He invited us to sit down. He goes, what do you want? Do you want to stop? Do you want to drink? Do? What? What do you want? What? Do we have? Everything? And he introduced us to his openers, Mario and what was the other guy's name. They're so cute, they were handsome men. And we just sat around and talked for like five minutes. Do you talk to Jerry Seinfeld about and who is the one who's like guiding in the conversation? Okay, so what we talked to me?

First of all, I was like, I just want you to know I've seen all your YouTube's. He goes, I've seen everything you've done every I know everything about I have watched all of your stuff on YouTube. I know everything. Because she was at one point just like so I moved back to St. Louis. He's like, oh, I already know that, he goes, because I was telling his openers because they go where are you from? And Mario asked, and I go, They go, where do you live? And I go, I live in St. Louis And I go.

And I looked at Jerry because usually people are shocked when they hear that I live. And I looked at Jerry, like it's true. And he goes, oh, I know you think I don't know that about I know, I'm like, did he But um, so I will say one thing that was really interesting and this will be good to Seinfeld fans. As he was like talking about I forget how we got on the subject of it, but I said, um oh, I told him listen. I know, you know, I know he hears about how great Seinfeld is all

day long, but I just had to tell him. I was like, I have to say, I was you know you Seinfeld made me who I am in eighth grade, which is one of the coolest things that ever happened to me. My my algebra teacher, Gay King was his name, was the best algebra teacher name for eighth graders. Gay

King was his name. Mr King. Mr King gave me um the weekend I was supposed to take a test on Friday, UM and Thursday night before the test was the finale of Seinfeld, and he knew how much it meant to me that I would not be able to study that night, so he let me take the test on Monday. And I've never heard of anything like that before since, and I just felt so seen. I thought, like, this is like he know, like it was almost like no one's ever given me that kind of like leeway

for even if my grandma died. But this was because the Seinfeld finale, Like he took it seriously. And I don't even know if he was a Seinfeld fan, but I told Jerry that, and he goes, well, I'm sorry we disappointed you with the finale because the finale is class like panned by Sinfeld fans except me, thank god,

because I've always loved the finale. I thought it had to be different than a regular Sinfeld episode and and I said, you know what, I actually like My favorite thing about the finale was the montage and the song, and he goes, I had the Time of your Life Green Day, and I was like, it's the best song to choose, and that has now used on so many montages. I hope you are the time of your life. But at the time, I think it was the first one that they used that and it made me cry. It's

the best montage. And he was like, thank you, I chose that song, like he was very proud of his choice of that. And then he was talking about the finale and how and I go, if you don't remember the sign of finale, they all kind of go on trial for like making fun of this fat guy as he's like they were like making fun of someone as he's robbed, and they get on trial for like he gets robbed. It's like they're really mean. And then they go on trial and they all go to jail pretty

much and they're nish at the end. And he said, I regret that because I did that because everyone I was listening to critics. I was listening to people say that these people are bad people, they're mean people. They and I was like, well, then if everyone thinks that way about them, they need to come up in And that's what he wanted to do with that episode, was show that like it's not okay to be a bad person a selfish person. And he goes, but they weren't bad people. I look back on it, and I let

critics convinced me that they were bad people. They weren't bad people. Everyone's selfish common they were people. They were people, and he regretted that. And then he also though said as much as he wished, he wouldn't have listened to the critics. He said, He's I forget who he quoted. It was someone if some artists he had quoted saying like,

there's no idiot whose advice I can't benefit from. Every idiot has some piece something that you can hear, Like every YouTube comment, there's something to be gleaned that you can take us feedback as an artist. And I liked that because I hate when people are like get mad at the audience. My biggest pet peeve, as you probably know, is like when comedians are on stage and they tell a joke and they're like, oh, you guys just don't get that this crowd fucking sucks, and they get mad

at the crowd. I'm like, no, you suck the crowd. There have been shitty crowds, for sure, that are just dumb or they're not listening. But you are an art you need to adjust. You need either go to their level or like acknowledge that this room is full of drunk people or acknowledge that this room is full of

people talk. You need to figure out a way, Like it might be hard, it might be impossible, but like blaming the crowd is so lame to me, And so I liked hearing that because even when people go, you don't need to listen to that person's opinion about you. Stop reading the comments, which I don't read anymore because

they just hurt me too much. But I do think that you know, we're trying to entertain the masses, like some feedback can be helpful, even if it's like you're a fat slut and all I should I okay, well I do dye my hair? Maybe I could take you

did spell die wrong? And unintentionally, But he was saying he was working on a new film and that he was asking for all kinds of feedback from all kinds of folks, and he didn't necessarily love the feedback the network was giving him, but he was like, I'm gonna listen to it to be open minded, And they're right, that's so cool because you just I always thought of

him as like such a lone wolf. Like he is, so he knows how to do his own set and he doesn't take advice from anyone else, which is still true because I said, you know, this is interesting, Jerry, because I've been thinking about my stand up set and how I approached My roasts have always been the thing that everyone applauds me for the most, like my roasts, and there's a part of me that doesn't feel like I can take credit for it because it was such

a process that I invited other writers into other comedians, and I had a lot of help on roast. Even though I wrote many, if not most, of the jokes, I got a lot of help. Um And for some reason, I go and I don't know why I don't do the same with my stand up, Like why am I not getting help from people? And he goes, no, No, your stand up is you know you're doing everything right.

You don't need He goes, for example, I'm working on this bit about playing poker and how I don't care about my It was some you know, very early bit that he's working on, and he goes, no, one's gonna be able to tag that up for me, or you know, tag being a joke on after a punch line, He's like, no one knows that's that's in my head. That's my own bird. No one can, no one can help me with that. And so it was he was He was very very full of juxtaposition of like listen to people,

but also do your own thing. Like but the one thing I will always try to remember is that he said, at one point I was talking and telling a story and he looked at his friends and he goes her voice, even her, the way she talks is funny. She has a voice. What do you say? She has the comedy voice. She's got the comedy voice. And I was just like, it was. Oh. The best was when he he christened to you a jew and no, I'm sorry, and was like,

you're sorry. He was like laughing and he was like you're not because you are you are and I go, yeah, you know, I wish I were. And he goes glazer and you go, I know people always think that, and he goes, you are what you are and I go, okay, then I am. I said, that's how you know if you're Jewish, you're Jewish, because if your mom is Jewish Jewish or Jerry Seinfeld says you're Jewish, those are the

two ways, and so I'm Jewish. It was such an amazing thing to just be in the room for that, because I was I'm pretty like unflappable, and my eyes teared up several times, and I was like, why am I crying right now? I was looking at the carpet like pull it together on you. No one could tell, but I was just going, Wow, this man has touched all of our lives so much like Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry David Seinfeld, Julia, Louis Dreyfus, Veep, like so many things I love in my life are due to the

Laugh Factory. I mean everything, you know, It's been so culturally impactive, maybe more so than any one we anyone you can think of, like in terms of how influential he has been. He was so abulliant, Like you do think he's going to be jaded, but he was just so full of joy and look like he had the most eyes and he was just like staring at Nick. He's smiling like a hundred percent joy the whole time.

But I really, like, I know my great people have said him funny before, Conan says him funny, like all my heroes saying funny, And you guys know, as my besties that I doubt that sometimes and I think I'm tricking people or I'm like, you know, I figured it out, but it's not real, like for some reason, like I really I gotta I'm gonna remember the way he said that, like if he like I can't question Jerry Simon, not that I can question Conan either, but sometimes I'm like

Conan is just being nice, like and yeah, I've I've done well in his show, but like I was, I don't know, I just sometimes can I gotta just remember this? For some reason, Jerry really got through to me of like no, he's a legitimate fan of mine and like wants to hear what I have to say. And it was like and he was like, you should have been in my movie. We should have put her in my movie. God it like he was so mad. And then Anya's like, then you guys need to work together on just being

my agent. She's like, you need to put her in something. You guys need something I didn't know Comedians and Cars is over? Is it? I feel like he would have said that I've seen every single one and I would love to see you guys do it. But then Anya, Anya's just like I'm like, this is my opener. They don't even know if she doesn't like they're not really It was so fast when we were all introwing that

it was unclear. And then we you know, we have a friend in common, Ryan Hamilton's, and we were talking about his news stand up and um and as like it's this great twenty minutes about his accident he had and all this stuff, and Jerry's like, we should produce it. You and I we're gonna produce it. So he like a deal that night, and he even said, I know this sounds like just this Hollywood, like we're not going

to do it, but we're doing this. And then so Anya and I went and saw Ryan Hamilton's said last night, and I feel like we're going to get the wheels in motion on this. We are. It's so good. It was so fun. It was like, I don't I'm still pinching myself. What did your parents say? They? UM, I haven't got you know what. I texted them, just the picture. I was like, you're never gonna believe it, and then

they just like hearted it. I haven't talked to them yet because I've been on this girl's trip, but there I did say, like he was he's a huge fan of mine. Take how much you think he would be excited to see me in your Wildest Dreams and multiply it by a hundred, because it literally was like, I'm not joking you. I've never would have thought that Jerry Seinfeld would be that excited to meet me. It I literally said to him, are you doing an impression of

how excited I should be? Like it felt like it felt like the way that I was trying to suppress, like the version of myself is totally unbridled happiness in excitement was the way he was. I was kind of like he could easy fan girl Like it was that much. I can't wait for your parents to hear. That was definitely the highlight of one of the highlights of the year. There surely was. And also the weirdest thing is we're playing a manifestation game with the girls chain, like play

the game of in your Wildest Dreams. Let's say a phone call happens, you pick up the phone, what is the great news on the other end? And we're all making lists, and one thing on my list this is a month ago I was like, I want to produce a comedy special or work with a comedian would love if it's Nikki, but any you know, like I would love to work more closely with comedians in terms of

like working on a special. You said produce a comedy special, and I was thinking, well, I've ever heard this dream? What's going on here? And then all of a sudden, Jerry's like, we're producing it. Yeah. I told Jerry, I go, I want I want ran to do this, but he just keeps saying he's going to shelve it, and I want to produce it, and he goes, you should produce it, and I go yeah, and then he goes, I'll do it with you. I'm like, this is a joke. So

there's a plug for speaking your dreams into existence. I'm telling you. I talked about it last week on the podcast about doing mantras, and I got a lot of feedback from besties about my new mantra of I Approve

of Myself, I Approve of myself. And I was doing it this morning because I was on my way to a shoot and I was feeling like just chalky skin and like kind of just bloated from too much like food last night late at night, and I was just feeling like m warning warning, White Lotus spoiler alert ahead. White Lotus spoiler alert ahead. If you have not watched the finale of White Lotus season two, please skip ahead at least two minutes. It maybe more than that. I

am sorry if it is warning warning. White Lotus spoiler alert commencing. Now, you know Jennifer Coolich when she fell off that yacht and just was floating in that ocean, I just felt really confused and puffy and you know, just betrayed, and I was like, I approve of myself. I approve of myself. I guys, spoiler alert. I do a great Jennifer Coolidge. I've realized this now. Oh yeah, by the way, I just gave away the ending of White Lotus. Fuck wait, let me do this? Can you

do it underwater? I approving myself? Oh wow, I was trying. I was so sad White Lotus. If you guys haven't seen the finale, I'm sorry, UM to spoil it. We'll do an insert of a spoiler alert for that because that one's really important. Um, but yeah, I can't do. We were working this weekend. My Jennifer Coolidge is like, have you been watching White Lotus? Noah, m hm no, no, you have not. Um, I think most of the nation

has watched it. I think it's like the like being hungry or not, Like I've watched my appetite, now I'm hungry. Now I've Oh that fish looks good? Oh man, why did I have to die? I wanted to be on the next season? Oh god? Um, but it's a little off. I need to watch it again. So good, And I know people who haven't seen it yet are probably like stopped talking about it, and people who have seen it

are like wanting to hear more about it. I even this morning with my makeup artist, I was like, I'm still like recovering from White Lotus, Like I'm still can I just say my final thoughts about White Lotus? Do it? She? No? What do you care if I spoil it for you? No? I don't care. You promise, yeah, because like for me, it's watching the whole thing. It's not just like the ending that counts, you know what I mean? So I don't care about this. Okay, well let me just talk

in code. Then what happens at the end of White Lotus. It's a great ending. Everything I agree with. I agree with the couples all getting together at the end through that fucked up web of betrayal. I loved that. I loved um. I loved the deception from UH the the like UH sex workers. I love that whole thing, Like they not only deceived the guys, but they deceived us as viewers with the Elicio character. I thought it was brilliant. But someone didn't need to die. That didn't need to happen.

We I love how I'm talking about. We what happened before that person died was enough of the cool thing. We didn't need to see that person die. It was

like it didn't give us anything. It was enough of an ending for her to have that, to get the bag and go in the room and then the guys come up and that whole thing that happened, that was enough, and for her to just they could have panned out for her on the boat, just being like oh God, and you could have just seen her like worried and like what's gonna happen and you know she's gonna be safe and it's gonna have a lot of explaining to do, but that, and they could have left something so that

you know, she's going to have a trail where she can get you know, she's not gonna be found guilty, but she's gonna be able to have proof that they were going to kill her. You know, I'll tell you why I think that happened. Why Because I think that we need to have no hope. That's what this show is saying. I think that it's a centrist view of love and life on purpose in a big way. I think it's exaggerated cynicism, and that's why we lose the person we love the most. I don't hate Cameron and

Daphne's relationship. I have to as someone who's like, I don't like the lying because they both do lie to each other, but if they both were honest with each other, that they both they're having ad time. But she did have tears in her eyes when she found out if she doesn't the best actress for that betrayal the nuance of her sadness, like I'm okay. So I read some synopsis of it, and it was like, we see her get over the betrayal of an affair in point five seconds.

I'm getting like the hurt and then shake it off, and you just see that this woman has had to do it so many times that the half life is now milliseconds for her to get over it. And it's just I mean, it's like Elizabeth Shovel acting because Elizabeth Moss used to say so much with just her eyes on mad men on handmade's tale she can do, Like, all right, we're gonna go to break and come back

with a new segment after this and we're back. Um, just a reminder that my tour, the Good Girl Tour, is ongoing, and um, we have a couple three days left for the rest of the year. This weekend, it's Oklahoma City on Friday, Tulsa, Oklahoma on Saturday, and then on December thirty one, New Year's Eve special St. Louis Show, So those tickets are available. Meeting grades are always available at the Merch boot as long, as well as tons of new merch that I wish I could wear myself.

But it has my face on it, so it's kind of weird, but it's so cute. I almost wish it wasn't so cute because I'm jealous and I want it on my body. You can get away with the Navy, for sure. It's not too obvious. It's kind of where a hall ask Okay, cool? Um, Yeah, the Navy one is so good. All of them are good. Um and Anya will be there and with special guests all the time.

Not sure who exactly now, but um yeah wait, Tim Confie actually is going to be on the New Year's TV show and Anya as well, and so I hope to see you guys there. And let's get to our new segment that we have. Noah came up with a great idea. Um. It is where we go back in time and review a headline from the past and kind of talk about the headline itself, but also like where we were when this thing happened. It's a chance for us just to go back to time a little bit.

So let's get too old news old that was recorded this weekend. That sounds so good, it's great, well done. Noah, Okay, Noah, what is the old news for us? Old news headline goes back to uh Nicki and Sarah of MTVS. Nicki and Sarah Alive choose two fans of the show to take over their hosting duties and they surprised them with

a one direction interview. And now I want to share this because it's important because what was going on in the news is Uh, it was just upon the Harry Styles and Taylor Swift breakup, and uh, I want everyone to see what happens next. No, well it was Taylor Swift. You want to ask my questions? Okay, so you're surprising. What did she say about Taylor Swift? What was so? Harry Styles asks, what were you guys listening to the headphones on the way over? Because the girls were blindfolded,

We had them listening to headphones. They had no idea that they were going to be interviewing one direction. There's so much of a story behind this. So so as I was going down this rabbit hole, I realized that the girl who said she was listening to Taylor Swift right as um like it was. It was right after the breakup I had. I just want to show you this Harry and Taylor. Yeah, and she's saying this to Harry Style. She's saying it to Harry Styles, And I just want you to look a freeze frame of the

reaction of the know that they broke up. Yeah, she was just telling the truth. Look at their faces when she said that she was listening to Taylor Swift. They all know, They're like, oh ship, they loved it. So this when I is that the People's Choice Award. Olivia Wilde was there and you know her and Harry just broke up, right. I did not know that Olivia. I

didn't know Olivia wild was going to be there. In backstage, they were doing like these photo shoots like with these really nice photographers, and during the photo shoot they had music on and they were playing like as it was, and she was like backstage and I'm like, tell someone to turn that off, like I mean because it's her exces. Yeah, like that kind of sucks for her or for like anyone, Like even Jason sadekis having to hear Harry styles like

everywhere he goes. It's like a thing. But okay, So that Nicki and Sarah thing, how it came about was like I think we found out we were going to have five minutes with one direction, and we're like, that's how this idea starts. We go, what are we gonna do with that five minutes? Like, of all the things

we can do, we can interview them. It's kind of like a press tour where they kind of sit in and then different you know, people come into the room and just interview them for five minutes and then you're ushered out. And we were like, oh, it would be a good idea if we found the biggest in direction fans and blindfolded them and somehow took off the blindfolds and there's one direction sitting there. So we convinced these girls that they were going to interview Kesha, which they

were excited about, but like not huge. One direction was their lives. They ran one direction fan pages and all these things. So we blindfolded these girls and we thought they were going to like fucking lose their eyes, but they were like quiet and like just like shock and like it wasn't great TV. Like we thought it was gonna be like fucking insane, like they were gonna cry, but they were kind of just like um high. And we were like, do you want to ask them some questions?

But they didn't have any questions prepared because they had like thought they were going to Kesha, so they're like, you know, asking her about her, you know how she does her hair. Whatever. It was like, but it was just how TV can kind of like betray you sometimes where you're like this is the best and then they were just so nervous and they were so sweet and everything. Um did you know the one thing I remember from that?

Sorry before you what? Did I know? What? So apparently two years ago the girl who said Taylor Swift went on TikTok and she kind of made this moment viral. I couldn't find it, so if anyone does have it, I'd love to see it. I think I remember this like she Catherine is her name, and I really liked her. We followed each other for a while after that, and I was, I like, I love those little girls. They were so sweet and they put up with so much that day because it was so they had to be

blindfolded for like so long, we drove them around. It was all just like it sucked for them. Said she didn't and then obviously it didn't suck. Yeah, she didn't do it on purpose. It was just like the truth had just come out apparently, you know, and and Taylor Swift yeah yeah, because they asked, what are you listening to on those headphones? And we had just gotten into Red had just come out, I think, and so they

were definitely listening to that. But um, that was like because we didn't last surprises on that show, like we thought another time. We always used Kesha as the thing like another time, because Kesha was our first guest on show. Another time, Sarah and I went to Vegas because we thought we were interviewing Kesha, and we were like, we don't need to, we already interviewed her. What is going

on here? So we flew to Vegas and we're like, what is this And we're sitting there waiting for Kesh as she's late, and then all of a sudden, Justin Timberly walks in and he was like the reason we got that TV show because we created a viral video in two thousand eleven or twelve about Justin Timberly begging him to come back to music, and that was the

reason we even got the MTV show. And so our show was like based on surprises, but it was just I was like, I remember everyone was just like oh man, Like they just didn't react the way we wanted them to. But I mean I would I don't know why we didn't see that coming. I would have freaking I would have been so like just if they did that to me with Taylor Swift and these GROLs. But I will say the thing I got I took away because these they were little boys. I was like twenty seven or eight.

I was twenty seven at the time, and they're just children to me. But I remember looking at Merry Styles and being like, oh my god, I hit it like just gorgeous. And I never felt that way where you see someone in person you go except Harry Sidefeld, where you just go, whoa this is This kid is special and so um. Didn't you also interview Ariana Grande? Yeah, she did a segment with us too. That was awesome.

She was so funny. Um. She was particular about having one side of her face showing and not the other. She definitely had a good side. That was the first time I've ever seen that. But she wasn't rude about it. She was so funny too. We had Ariana Grande fire

people on our show. It really funny segment, and so we have her like just like Brian, you make too much fish in the microwave, you have to go now, And Sarah and I are just sitting there like sorry, Ariana Grande, and it was like, this is the nicest way we can let you go, and it was just beautiful and she was so funny and down like. We did a lot of fun stuff on that show. I

know I love the nude onesies. Oh yeah. That was the first time I ever did something where I was like embarrassed, like where I like showed my body a lot. We like put on these nude One season, we went to a lingerie convention and just put on lingerie. It was the easiest gay to try. And we looked naked.

I mean it was like and Sarah was older than me, She was a lot more comfortable with her body and like just being more physically out there and I'm more of like I'm a comedian I say words, So it was like a very it was a test of my like comfort And we did that show live, which was it was so good. Your news segments were so funny. Yes,

oh yeah. Fun fun Reel was a segment that Emmy Blocknek, who was an amazing comedian, came up with where we would just ask two really fun questions like favorite color red or green? Um, what's your favorite animal? Whale or sharks? Or yeah, we go like red or green? Maybe green whale or sharks, sharks? Why do you think I'll die alone? And then just put the micro and then they just are like like it was just that was so fun.

It was called Fun Fun Real. Yeah, we had a that was a good show, and we got two seasons of it. Like most of my shows for accounting, I've I've never gone past two seasons, including f boy. We're gonna go somewhere else, including boyfriends. Honestly, that's so true or up to months, I'm out. This podcast is probably the long serious was like a long run for me.

Well that's like I was talking about buying a house, or like last night we were looking at property around here and I was like, maybe I could do it, And Jesus Christ, it's so much money, Like after you do property tax and h o A fees, after training a property, after you auto property tacks and you look at the h A fees and you just think of me, I gotta tip the doorman Christmas and you factor all in that and it's maybe not even worth it. Um in the it's like, were you and Anya friends? Were

you living together yet? Yeah? We lived together. I remember Nikki's So that's where I was when that story broke, probably sitting in the kitchen ordering Chinese from from the guy down the street who would knock on the door and then give me my plastic bag and he'd say, I have enjoyed, have enjoy, which is like such a sweet have enjoyed. Um. Yeah, So I got the pilot

for Nicki and Sarah Um in two thousand twelve. We were going to film it January twelve, and it was really yeah, we got picked up to film in two thousand eleven, so it was like wow. It was like August of two thousand eleven, we found out, Okay, we're going to film this pilot in January, and we're starting to put together staff. And then it was like two months later that I was like, I gotta quit drinking.

So I quit drinking in November or December of two thousand eleven because I was like, I can't funk up this, like I can't be hungover making this show. And so that's how I always kind of remember it. And then we take the pilot in January, and then we were told we had to take another, but then we taped another pilot in April because they weren't satisfied with that. Then we got picked up in September, and then we didn't air until January of two thousand and thirteen, and

then we got canceled. Um. I think you know November two thousand thirteen. So we did two seasons in one year, and then by two fourteen it was like, what am I gonna do? But um, I moved in with Anya two thousand and twelve, October October. Oh yeah, so I did the pilot when I was still living in that terrible place. And then yeah, the whole time I made

the show, I was in a story it was terrible. Yeah, um, but that really marked the you know, I always told my parents when I got into comedy, like, give me until I'm. I gave said give me till I'm. That was always no. Twenties seven, I said, to give me twenty seven is when I'm going to make it, like just until then, have my back and they you know, and I'm just lucky. They definitely bailed me out financially,

and I've paid them back since then. But like if I wouldn't have been able to do it if I wasn't like my parents didn't help me out financially here and there. Um, so I'm realized that I'm lucky and privileged in that way a lot of people don't have. But I remember I got the show, the pilot got

picked up. Oh I remember it was. It was like May thirty one, of my the eve I was about to turn twenty eight, and the last day that I was twenty seven was the day that our pilot got picked up or that we got our Yeah, that we got our pilot pick it was May thirty one, and then by January, so it was two thousand and eleven. Would that have been twenty seven years old? Um? And and that was when I was like, oh, it was just just under the wire where I was like, okay,

now I have like a paycheck coming in. It was awesome. Speak it into existence. Did I approve of myself? I approve of myself. I approved of myself. I approved of myself. I greg proops of myself. Like it just starts to sound like nothing, but yeah. A lot of besties wrote me and we're like, oh my god, I'm so glad you're getting into mantras. Do you ever do those? Yeah? I haven't done one a while, but I liked for a while I was doing I Am a Seductive and

feminine being or something like that. Because I was someone told me like, you're not in touch with your sexuality. This is like three years ago, and I was like, maybe I'm not. I'm always wearing like chunky boots and and it was so uncomfortable I'm describing her. I'm right back to my old fashioned sensibility. Um, but yeah, I worked on the STU that that's a good one. I'm a sensual and sexual being. I'm gonna start trying that one. It probably works. I don't thought money comes to me

easily and swiftly. Good things come to me easily and swiftly. I do that one to let things come to me easily and swiftly. I like the word swiftly. Yeah, that's I'm trying to think of what I want to manifest next, because even like if I were to be like I want to produce a special, I'm like, oh, that's a lot of work. Like I want to do something that I like doing it in the present tense, like I am producing a special that I love with people I love. Well,

that's just delusional because you're not. But you're I like to do things that actually are true too, Like, um, I approve of myself, like even if I don't, well, I guess that's true because I don't want I'm saying it. So, yeah, you're right. The only reason is to conjure up the feeling of what it would feel like to do it, and then they're like, oh, that's how people who are filling the blank feel like if you're a billionaire, how would a billionaire feel like? I have ample money for

the rest of my life for myself and my family. Ah, that's I approve of myself. Really, just for some reason, the Louise Hey recording like that really struck me because it's like, if you have that, you have everything. If you no matter because you can be anything, you can look anyway, you can have any amount of money. If you approve of yourself, it's okay. And so it just that one really like that helps me. I approve of myself.

I approve of myself. Um, and so that's a good one to just say to yourself in the back of an uber over and over and over and your score will also go down. Uber. But that's okay. But um, I have to go because I am actually going to go get a shot into my clitoris. I'm going to

that place called the V Spot. So at Atlantic City at the meet and greet, there was this doctor that was in line and she was like, have you been to the v spot and I was like, I think I have actually because another woman back in the serious days offered it to me. And they do a thing called um PRP where they like extract your blood, they spin it around a machine and then they put it back into you and it's supposed to like I don't

know what it does and hands here c literal experience. Yeah, it's gonna wake me up down there, even though thank you Seinfeld, like I feel alive. That was that hit me too? Um No, like and THEO James White lotus I They're just gonna put me in a room and make me watch close ups of his face. But I'm going to get that done. I'm kind of like not feeling like doing it, to be honest with you, because I'm like, I just kind of want to take a nap and I have to go get a a fucking

needle put into my clip it. Um. And I've been talking about on stage about how like guys don't like I hate to do jokes about like guys you don't know where, but I don't think I think a lot of them don't know that there's like a hood over it, like there's like a flap of skin that sometimes you have to lift up to access. But then I learned from Taylor and from Anya that they don't want that

flap lifted up. They need that protection because it's too sensitive. Yeah, I mean, I'm you know, I'm open to both things, but it doesn't always have to get lifted up. It's like a treasure chest. Yes, Taylor said, I like it allmuh smushed it all smushed together. What do you feel? No, do you like do you like the hood to be lifted to get into the part? It's too intense two cents. I love intense. Well, then you're going to enjoy your

afternoon at the vispa. She I'm getting. This is me like self care getting and I don't even need I don't even know what I need it for. I know I watched I have so much in my schedule, but then I watch you and you're like constantly scheduling new ships. I think it's going to be free. And I'm not doing this as like she didn't. I'm not advertising this place in any way for form, but this is the thing that happens when you kind of have a celebrity. As people go, you need to come by my spot.

I'll take care of you, and you don't know if that is I'm going to shoot your clip and then charge you eight hundred dollars, or it means and like make you talk to me and take a picture, or it means I'm gonna hook it up because shout out to everyone who's ever hooked me up in the world. Like, I am very grateful for all the times people just give you things. But I don't know. So I'm going into this being like I might be out of pocket for something I don't want to really do, just but

it was I can't turn down free stuff. I'm my mother's daughter. You're gonna turned down a clip hundred dollars? You kid me? Are you kid me? You on in there for me? Squid my squid salad? After that's literally what myvagina looks like lifetimes. It's just raw squit salad. Do discount in some salad. Um. So I'm gonna go do that and I will report to you next week for sure about how that all goes. Um. So thank you guys for listening to the podcast. Thank you for

understanding our recording equipment. If it sounds a little weird, I forgot the equipment. I am I missed an essential piece of the elements. So um, we'll be back to sounding normal next week. And I love you and don't be kid, and thank you Anya, and thank you know what and you yeah, Jacklobe, we've done that one before, but why not jack up that needle and slamming it into my Clidy