#290 Pirate Cookie

But that's okay. Let's see right now. No, we can't. I can't see. You're on a little sliver. So this was this is a failed attempt. But it's funny. It's a maximum. Yeah. You just do what you can, you know. It's where did you go get the paint? Um? I went to Sherwin Williams because my sister use that. And what is there? Isn't it like s now S trust now trust Sherwan Williams. Never I feel like they have found about right? Yeah, well, I'm just going to the home depot, Like what do you how do you know

where to go? I would have gone down? Did they walk in. Do they make you like go like, do they go like, what are you painting? What do you what? Kind of like do they give you a bunch of do they make it a whole thing? Or you just like, I just want to yellow. Just make it easy, because I'm already stressed out about going to buy paint for a room that I don't I'm not painting. What I chose Sherwin Williams because my sister in law used them for her house. And I was like, okay, great, now

I know where to go less options. And I found uh like five colors that I was thinking about on Pinterest. So I just went there and I was I want yeah, took them home, hung them up on the wall for a couple of days, and then landed on this one. And I hated it when I when I started painting, and I hated it. It looks like, I mean, I don't know if your color is off, but it looks like beige. It looks like a or a yellowie beige. It's double lot, double latte. Oh my god, that's kind

of what I get. So I kind of like it because and syvia would enhances white people's skin tone. My yeah, my my bronze are kind of goes with my bronzer, so I'll keep it. Yeah, that's nice. I like it, like watching a paint get mixed. It's very relaxing to see it in the store when they're just spinning it off. So you've gotten to buy paint too, like twice. Yeah, it's you know, you're like you have like they give you a brown stick for some reason. I don't know

what you really do with that. Yeah. Oh yeah. We painted in my bedroom on my reality show. That was so fun to like open the paint and just like and it's I mean the whole time my mom was just like, Dicky, you're gotta get it everywhere, and she was right, but it was just I think I was just filled with anxiety any kind of paint. I'm just I think my mom has placed a ample amount of just complete anxiety and concern over me spilling paint. So

I don't like paint at all. I don't like nail, but I'm really good with nail polished people are like I think some people go, how did you do your own nail? They'll sometimes watch me do my nails and they're like, how are you doing that? And I'm like, how do you not do this? Like? What are people people paint their nails like they're a three year old? I guess some people, but it's very easy. I don't.

I definitely going to get your nails done is like a better option because they're definitely they get they cut your cuticles and everything, and they can get like a tighter gloss, like more close to your nail. But no, what do you ever paint your nails like some women I've I've heard her like I could never do that, and I'm like, it's just like just it's it's I'm not trying to act like I'm a genius or something.

I just don't understand what's so hard about it. What's hard about it is painting my right hand with my left hand. It's always shaky. Let me give you the tip. Hold your hold your left hand steady, like put your hand with the paint on like you know, wrist, rest your wrist on the table so that's steady, and then you move your right hand along the brush. Oh, if that makes sense. That's not what I do, because I guess I can paint with my left hand, but that is a thing that you can do if you're having

the shakes. Um. But also my problem with nail paint is that I cannot it will not I will not have the patience to let it dry. I it never ever, will I ever paint my nails and not nick one of them at least, because it takes really thirty five to forty minutes before they're solid. And even then, if you pull up your pants or you button your jeans and you nick it just enough, it's still soft enough that it can just like you know, cake frosting just

scoop up on your nail. And but I feel like at a nail salon they kind of like make you stay and they're like monitoring you. They're little dryers for your hands. Yeah, yeah, they do those, and you can get them for your home. But like that's why girls do gel nails or I do Sally Hanson like rapid, because I just want it to be fast because I will always bump them. But the girls have patients to

do their own nails and then they don't destroy that. Like, my nails look perfect when I get done with them, destroyed within minutes from me. Uh forgetting to take out my invisilne and I have to do it and then I go off in there and I scrape it on there or pants or digging in something for your purse. Um, but gel nails, those are the ones that cost more. But they dry right away and they are hard as rocks as soon as you leased. And that is that

was like the greatest thing to ever happen. Is you don't have to wait at the nail salon forever and just sound like idiot just looking out the window with your nails and that little dryer, like just a dumb girl, just like looking out the window. I just feel like such an orphan whenever I'm at the nail salon looking out the window with my name. You can't be on

your phone, right, yeah, you can't. You can't do anything with your hands, and so you're just like your net kind of cranes towards the window, like, oh, some day somewhere I'll be adopted out. Maybe you could pay someone else there to go through your phone for you, like you know another person that would it's not a bad idea, you know, pay them an extra thirty and they'll scroll through. But I mean, can you imagine looking through your phone

and it's going through Instagram with someone else. Have you even got Brenna like look over your shoulder when you're looking through Instagram or like nothing bad, but you feel like she just saw like I don't know, something like some nuclear codes that you've been holding onto to blow her up. I don't know, something something terrible, you know, like, oh, these are your deepest, darkest thoughts, but you're just looking

at n feet is like very personalized to you. I mean, I'm not ashamed of mine, and I kind of like when Chris looks at mine or I get to look at his because I'm like, oh my god, it's so

different than mine, Like the things we look at. Although I've said it before, our reddits are like the same, except he follows f one things, um, and so we're constantly sending each other the same Reddit thing at the same time because it's showing up on our feet at the same time, and we both are like laughing at the same time about something that is happening on both of our phones. But yeah, people's feeds are so different.

It is a weird thing when like, you probably don't follow a lot of hot girl accounts because you have a girlfriend and girls don't like that. But um, I think a lot, like there are guys that I've like noticed. I'll sometimes just like go down, uh a rabbit hole, I guess, of just looking at some like I'll see like a hot girl and someone else picial, I'll who

is that? And then I'll go to her thing and then I'll see her hot friend who's like they're acting like lesbians in every photo, but they're not really and that's like their brand, you know, it's just like rubbing on each other oily and wearing crystals. And then I'll look at pizza, yes, or like holding a cookie next to their eye. I mean that's how you eat it or something like I love cookies. Yeah, cookie pirate, and

so cookie pirate is like hashtag. But then you go when you look at cookie pirates, so you go down, you like through eight clicks, you find like the hottest, most vacuous, most like only there to show her shiny tits and like her shiny cheekbones, and like her big fish eyes and her big pouty lips and she doesn't

do anything else on there. We all knew these girls and they have a million seventeen million followers, and you see their posts and you start going, oh, look who follows start like you searching guys that like like their post and you're like, oh, what is this? And I just go like and some of these guys are guys that have like slid in before to be like you're beautiful to me and like make me feel special. And I'm just like, oh, that's nice, Like that's you know nice.

Try I have a boyfriend or whatever. But then I go, why would any girl ever trust any of you scoundrels that are like liking hot girl instagrams? And I used to think it was not like, um, a big deal for guys to do that. Like I'm like, they're allowed to, like, like I would, I wouldn't care if like Chris followed like hot girls on Instagram. He doesn't, I don't think because like, you know, aside from his sister, you know she's hot, but not like you know, she's not one

of those girls on there. But like he doesn't follow like those people. But I wouldn't mind. But if he were liking it or like writing like beautiful or like emojis, like if that is a if you were a guy that does that, that is a bad fucking look. It's weird, it's suspicious and every time you go on someone's is like um, you know whatever their name is, and six

million others. I'm just like, it's like what I said on the podcast yesterday when I was solo, Like if you are ever waiting outside at a brunch spot and it has like hundreds of people in line or you're you're just like one of the masses, it like makes me grossed out, Like have your own sing go like someone who like like whoa when people like um like Billie Eilish's post where she's just like powdering like I'm cold and it's just her tits and I just like,

I'm just like, you're a forty year old man. Stop thinking Billie Eilish's for the music. Yeah, like her, like her like new new single I'm a pouty little girl. Dude. I think though, like what would be creepier or what would like if the problem is they either have eighteen

million followers or they have like five followers. And then if you're like liking a random girl who's hot who only has like sios, that could be even worse, you know what I mean, Unless you know the girl and you are sucking her in a relationship, you don't write anything under their thing, like listen, I know that people still write things under mine. I'm not talking. Those people aren't listening to this podcast right now, and you can write like that, you know, like those people don't listen

to podcasts. Do you don't you think like we're not going to reach those guys. They follow you, but your legs not your comedy, right, I want to sun your feet. Also, I love what you said about like self care, like go you about veganism, and also I like want to eat like your toes and chip. Did you see on Instagram yesterday did you lose a ton of followers? And did you freak the funk out? Was kind of going wild?

Everyone's was did you look into it? I just, uh, it was funny because Brenna was also looking at it because she got for two thousand followers because I have photo and now all these creepy guys are following her.

She's getting that now which photo yeah, our Halloween photo that just yeah, so so yeah, we noticed and we googled it and apparently some people were like, I'm getting fucking Ellen is now taking like if they like connected it with like oh, because I'm a right winger that they're taking Yeah, people were getting banned for no reason. And then all of a sudden, followers were dropping, Like, but I don't ever notice my follower account whatever, like

moving that much. But I realized I don't. I don't specifically know the number, but I when it changes, I noticed it because I'm so used to seeing the number at the top of the page. I don't even It's almost like the shapes change, and I go, why is that shape changed up there? If you know what I'm saying, do you know what I mean? It's like if someone got a haircut, as opposed to like I know exactly

how many inches your hair is. You're just like, that looks different up there, and I think I'm just like a And so I was just like that number. Two of those numbers has changed. Usually it's like one or a point one or whatever, and I'm like, there's too much change up there. And I started looking at it and then and then I clocked in. I was like, Okay, that's the number. I guess maybe I was crazy. I

thought it was more before, but that's fine. And then two minutes later I go back and I posted a picture and it was getting like no likes and I really don't usually track that stuff, but I was yesterday stuck in the airport for so long, and all I had to do was just refresh Instagram and nothing was happening online because it was eight in the morning on the East coast, and so I noticed it and I was like, why am I getting like no likes on this?

This is a funny haunted picture. And then I was like, oh my god. And then I saw I was it was like dropping by thousands every two minutes, like it would drop down a whole thousand, and I was like, what is happening. So then I and it's so funny because I got a text from this guy that text me I probably once every three years, and he's kind of like this comedian that like a lot of people aren't friends with anymore, who's just like, I don't know,

he's burned some bridges. And I've always been like nice to him because I've you know, mental illness sucks, and uh, he and I have empathy, and I'm also terrified that he'll turn on me. Um. But he wrote me and was like, Nicky, my my follower account just dropped dramatically. Wait what did he say? I gotta read it. But it was like so funny. He was like, pay nicky. For some reason, Instagram toally did my account and I'm at a loss trying to get it back. Oh yeah,

so people's accounts are being deleted. That's what's happening. That's why we're losing followers. People were arbitrarily be having their accounselated. He's like, I'm reaching out to my famous friends if they have contacts over there or their agents. As you can imagine, it sucks for business. I'm just like, I just go everyone is losing followers and getting suspended today, not just you. It's a glitch. And then which is

a new tailor swift song? And so I said it's a glitch and then he was just like oh good, you know. Thanks. But it was like, all you have to do before you write your famous friends asking if their agents can get you back, just google it. And at the time there was nothing on Google, but go to right. Why are people so just don't jump to the thing that's going to be the most say you have the thing wrong. You're not right about what is happening.

Like everyone, I think sometimes jumps to it's happening to me. It's me. And my first thing is like, I hope this is happening to everyone. I went to Reddit and just went to losing followers. Oh no, I went to Actually first I googled losing thousands of followers, and then it was like why could this be? And there were all these articles it was like, your brand isn't strong enough,

You're posting too many promotional things. I'm like, all I posted was a picture of myself in a in a snow white mask from you know, Halloween in the eighties. And they're like other reasons, like you there, you follow too many bots, And I was like, or but I don't have bought it, or you bought followers. I'm like, I've never done that. I've just runted them. And I was like, what's so? Then I went on and I went on Reddit, which is if you don't know, Reddit

is you know the Today's Tuesday's Reddit dump day. Reddit is the number one place to go for information. I don't know if you guys know that, but it's like people know that now. There's like articles about it that Google sucks and if you want an answer to a specific thing, it's somewhere on Reddit. So if you type in Reddit and then your question you'll get a more specific one. I go to Reddit and boom in this Reddit Instagram it says I'm losing followers anyone else and

everyone's like, I'm losing thousands, thousands, hundreds, tens. You know, I'm getting banned. I just got banned. I didn't do anything. I haven't posted in weeks. I just got banned. And so like, Okay, it's a glitch. They'll figure it out, right. I love that. I love that guy though, who It sounds like if he's burned a bunch of bridges, he might post some things that might get you it's a glitch. And then he's like, no, it's a burning cross that I like. Yeah, so there are some people that got

kicked off that day. He was like, yeah, it was that picture of Kanye on a cross being that I posted in sympathy. It's like, it's not a glitch. Call your agent. I mean, it's yeah. It is like it is kind of crazy to think about how much because we are comedians we do depend on it away. I was like this at the end, take it away, everyone is. I saw a girl the other day post um a thing that was like guys, it's been a long time coming. But I'm stepping away, you know, this whole thing, Like

I'm stepping away from Instagram. I'm going to have my assistant post things. It's just not good for my mental health. I can't stop doom scrolling, and so this will be active, but I will not be on it. And it's just like I'll see you in a month, bitch, Like there's no way i'll see you month at most. At most, you're asking your assistant how's it going over there? I screenshot at it so I can laugh when she's back posting things. Then you just look at your assistants face,

looking at your sig. I don't yeah, yeah, and go what is it? What does it say? I can tell about your face? Help many like I can tell about your face that's less than three thousand likes? Oh my god. Um. The thing is, like, I get it people. This is what people do with alcohol. They're like, never again, and then they're drinking the next weekend and they want to announce it to everyone. I'm never smoking cigarettes again, and you want to announce it to everyone because you want

to be accountable. So it makes sense why they do it. I'm not shipping on that, but it we all have to realize that these things are much bigger addictions than just like I'm stepping away, I'm taking I'm you know, unconscious uncoupling from my social media. It's it's gonna take the world blowing. It's gonna take seriously. I think I predict there's a squirrel that I follow, there's gonna be negative. I feel I know it's not. I predict an explosion

of not a real explosion, a figurative explosion. Self help books, techniques and UH courses to help people get off social media within the next couple of years. It's like it's going to be there's going to be a mass exodus. There will be something else that we all go to. But it is getting it's getting to be too much. People are gonna I just mentally, we can't take it anymore. It's just too much. But that's my prediction. We'll talk a little bit more about Instagram when we get back

of this break. Hey guys, it's your girl, Nikki. I don't know why it said like that, but um, you know, I'm on tour. I talked about it a lot. I had my first shows this past weekend and they were so freaking good, and I'm really excited for you to see this material and just to meet you guys. Upcoming dates that I have are this weekend in um Reno, Nevada or Nevada, however you want to say it, and then um Anta Rosa, California. Next week is Thousand Oaks,

California and Valley Center, California. Then the weekend after that is Burlington, Vermont, Providence, Rhode Island, and then we've got Memphis, Tennessee, and then we've got Atlantic City and Tulsa and Oklahoma City, this all before the end of the year and then rounding out the end of the year with St. Louis at the Steeple Center. So, um, if you can make it to any of those dates, I would love, love,

love to see you there. You can get tickets to Nicky Glazer dot com, and UM, it just means so much to me when you guys come out and I get to see your faces and just know that I'm not famous enough that it's not lost on me. Each and every ticket sale matters to me, and UM, you matter to me. So thank you for your support. If you can afford it to it if you can't. Hopefully someday you can catch me in a way that um you can see me. Um, and I love you, thank you,

all right, we're back. Um. Speaking of Instagram, you and Brenna posted that you went to a Halloween party. You dressed it ben Affleck. She just just j Lo? Um on Friday? Was it? It was Saturday? Saturday, Saturday? How was that? Who came up with the idea? What was the execution? Where to get the markers for your ben affleck back back tattoo? I mean it was my idea. Um,

she does look a little like j Lo. I think her grandfather would tell her, which I felt like was a weird thing that I learned that her grandpa was like, you know, you should dress like j Lo more like when kind of creepy. Yeah, He's like, you know, well, because jo has never been modestly dressed, it's not like he's like a version of j Lo. That yeah yeah, yeah. That one movie where she wore like a you know,

her neckline was like all the way up. So I was like, I was like, I think it'd be so funny if because I thought the idea to put just the ben Affleck tattoo is obviously the funniest thing ever with that because she's like with p Diddy with that in that outfit, which is the yes, yes and the most by the way, Yeah, it'd be tough for me. Yeah. Um. So I woke up that morning and I've talked about

and she wasn't like so into it. And then I was like, come on, it would just be fun and she's like no. And then once we started rolling and she got into it. We went to Target, went to Michael's. We went she was really into it and it was a really fun, like like that look it was cheaper, gives it cheaper. Find the green dress somewhere that. Did you order the stuff online? No, we just went to uh what with the white stuff. It was the day of so we just we got at North from Rack.

We got the pants and the belt and uh we got the thing from Mike. I don't even know what's in Michael's. I don't even know what Michael's does. Michael smells so good. It's kind of fun in there. You

feel like arts and crafts, like a little kid. The lighting is terrible, the ceilings are too low, but I love I love the smell and I love just like the old woman shuffling around in different aisles picking out dull eyes and like those little like pipe cleaners and like rubber stamps and just this one's two stories in yeah in like chest not Chesterfield, fuckingwhere no one cares. Yeah, you know when you get off Highway sixty four post. So it was a fun little like I don't know,

I love doing those things. And I just picture like the like a TikTok couple that does that like every two days. And I'm like we were done, like after we did it once, getting things together, getting things from the photo, posting it, We're like, all right, we're good for a year now. Like it was a really good collab. I know, doing um, doing couples outfits is fun. Chris and I have never been to This is oh my god, Chris, Chris is leaving right now. This is what we made

it through. Halloween. We never have been together at a Halloween. We had a really good Halloween too. Yesterday was I mean, we we went to a show on Sunday night. But then yesterday Chris was an amazing boyfriend to me all day long, and I appreciated him so much. Now he's taking out the recycling. Can you just say hi, I love you? He costume, he's still costume. Um I did. But yes, if you don't break boxes down, you're a monster. Correct, it's fun. It kind of feels like the worst you've

got to break the Chris agrees. If you to the people leaving boxes full in our I mean I take us before in our building, it says please. I mean, our building is so clean. The service people, the people who clean it and service the building works so freaking hard. It is immaculate. It's one of the reasons I moved there. You just walked in, You're like, this place is nice. The people who work here care for it even though they don't live here, and that's what you pay for.

And these fucking slobs in our if you you know, if you're listening to the podcast and you live in my building, you know who you are. I know some people listen to the podcast, you're a fucking slab because I learned it working in retail when I had to take out garbage. Well, I learned from the sign in the storage room that says, please break down your boxes and put them next to the bin. So's they do everything for us. I mean, you don't have to even go down to another level. It's on your floor. Is

a is a trash room. It says trash room on it because and you know what, that's an ample word for the people who go in there sometimes because they are trash. White trash. You know, white tress is not a nice term, but you are trash if you go in there and you just and by the way, on your box is your name and your apartment. And I have been so fucking tempted when they just throw their box and they're not broken down and sting someone else

to do. You know what I want to do is take their box back and throw it in front of their door and knock on their door and run away and just go and leave a note that break it down. I'll break it down. You're a piece of ship down because all you do is think about yourself. You don't think about other people. You don't think that they're actually

people who clean up after you. If you're one of the like I realized probably ten years ago, maybe it was probably twenty at this point, because you know when you realize that you've been saying ten years ago for something, and you're like, oh, man, I gotta update that I'm so much older. Ten years ago I played yeah, yeah, my twenty year reunion is coming up in in a couple of weeks. I'm like, yeah, yea, so it's probably

fifteen years and fifteen years ago. I just was like, I just had a realization, Like, especially going to bars where people are drunk, girls, trash bathrooms. I mean, there's toilet paper everywhere, there's paper towels everywhere. I have not once in fifteen years, and now I make it a thing of like, I've never left a piece of paper, whether it's a paper towel, whether it's a you know, you're pulling out the toilet paper and it's like, you know,

you get little little pieces and they just fall. I pick up every single one because I remember one time, and I know this is this is what I'm talking about. People don't you're an adult who doesn't realize that other people have to do that. If you don't do it, someone is going to have to bend over and do that. And the someone is the person that didn't even make the mess in the first place. And yes, that's their job. No, their job is to empty the bin in which you

throw it in. You little trash raccoon, like it's not their job to pick up your because you were in a rush to get to your gate and just throw the paper towel and you know, oh they're already spilling all over. There's no room. Push it down with another april. I don't want to touch. I don't know what's in there. Take a wat of paper towels and push it all down, keep it all in there. I'm a messy, trashy, gross person. If you look around my apartment, it looks like a bathroom.

And you know, the Lower East Side in two thousand eight at like a punk show, like it's there is crack everywhere. Yeah, no one was there, but it's just people are gross. Anyway, back to Halloween, So you guys, what party did you guys go to? And just in our building, in our building wait, this was on the third floor we went to. Did this all for your for our building? No, we did it for I did it for the Instagram photo. Oh my god, that's so

funny that things you do costumes now for Instagram. I honestly, that didn't would never occur to me. I was, well, we went we did do things. We went to I mean, my costume was just a tattoo on my back, so you didn't know until I lifted my shirt up. But um, we went downstairs and we didn't know there was gonna be a party to put out this whole tracurity whatever a goddamn shit because when I retire, all right, you know it's been a good run. Um, I just want

to thank you everybody. You're not gonna take some time away if you if you have eaten from the board. You need to know how to say it, all right, teach it to me. Just let's say there's a gun, dear head, and you have to get it right. And you're not trying to be cute about it, just really trying. I'm really not trying to be cutie. Um, come on, oh boy, game shot. I am dead city called the security.

One thing is like you've you've probably this word, especially with Bretta, a million times, and you still won't learn it, Like do every single time? Do you just go? Do you just what happen wrong? I've said esthetician? Esthetician. I can't say that word either. There's like a few words that's just it's because you're lazy. It's not because you're like you have. Don't make this about like but I have a condition. It's called dumb. I'm dumb. I can't

do it's not I can't try. If you could remember Eminem's like, you know whatever, seven different levels of devil WASHIPI and horses, human sacrifies. You can memorize Charcuteri. Okay, do what you want. Q char q r q truck q turi truck q turi Yeah, char q turi as aesthetician, a stetician. Yeah, the aesthetician ate from the charquter reboard. Yeah, very nice, it's great. Okay, So they had a shark.

I mean, it's funny to me that you know you don't know that word, and yet you why can't you just not mention I'm going to say the meat plate, Well I would just skip if I didn't know was cheese and meat plate. I didn't know until I went for it. That's what they mean to you. They mean like you have an esthetuation in your life who means so much. You have a Charcuterie board that means so much of you, Yet you won't learn what those I mean. They're both very similar kind of words. They're both the

same amount of syllables. They just I think not easy words. I think we can all agree, we get where it comes from. Okay. So they had a board, a cheese and meat board. Yeah, and then it was literally just us and this like two seventy five year old couples were at the party. And then there was a there was a ton of people came, like all of everyone wondered about those parties that they advertised in the building.

They're always like doing these parties and it's so cute shout, but I'm like, who the funk would go to this? Me and Brenna to win the contest? We won, we I don't. No one else was dressed up. So we took down first place. So that was pretty cool. Anything. Was there a prize? Yeah, we won. Someone let us put some cargo pants. No, they gave us a trophy.

We want a trophy. No, some people did show up in costume and uh later on, but for a little while, I want to know besides the seventy year old couples, like who was who's going to the part? What do they look like? What they look because I get why you guys went like you just you needed an excuse to dress up for Instagram, but you also needed to put a party on it just so you just don't look like you're only doing it for Instagram. I get that, But why these people actually went to like have I'm

not judging it. I wish more people would go because but isn't there a party like on the street down and where we did that too? We actually went to that and we went for about ten minutes and I'm not too cool for it, but it's just a lot, you know. And then there was a guy like we tried to steal from a car and he was passed out and his pants were down around his ankles and some guys started kicking him like in the ass because he said he stole from his car, and Brenna is like, hey,

don't do that. I'm like, what are we doing here? You're yelling at this guy. I'm I know she really led there, and part of me I respect the funk out of it, but I'm gonna get stabbed, you know, like it's gonna be It's gonna what do you mean, Yeah, I've been stabbed. I don't want to be. Yeah, just get scared any because like I've seen it. I don't know mark Er did you use on your back, Um, just a washable sharpie, but wasn't was it coming off on your clothes? Though? It did? All right? Sure she

shaved my back, Yeah, Brenda shave. It took longer than I thought, which was kind of sad. Was that a fun like, um, yeah, we did in the shower and she's like, I was like it was it was pretty Yeah, it was the whole or deal. Was hilarious of her shaving my back and then literally drawing to Phoenix and I thought she killed it. Actually she didn't like good

his tattoo. Yeah, it looked. Have you ever been in a situation where you, like, I feel like we've talked about this before, where girls will start things that their boyfriends have to finish. Yeah, And I was I don't know. I was just like, come on, let's go. I look like Ben probably getting drunk and yelling at j Lo like we were really nailing it. You know that name of him where he's like outside the door smoking a cigarette, looking very frustrated, and I wish you would have done that,

Ben Affleck. I thought that was I was like, oh, that's a and with you get a Starbucks cup. We've all seen that like where he's holding But the tattoo was hilarious, but that was yeah, you probably what did you do for Halloween? Nikki? Did you get drunk at all? Um? Yeah? But then I was like what does that even go with? So I just did show was I did you know? Friday?

Saturday chosen to iowan and then UM Sunday I went to UM Chris's Brothers show I talked about yesterday UM, and then yesterday was actually Halloween and I was just I went to Boston for doctor's appointment. That took me all, you know. I flew out at five thirty, landed at nine, slept in the airport, um until eleven, went to my appointment at twelve, went back to the airport and then flew to JFK and then flew to um l A

and landed at eight. So yeah, um, it was just a lot of travel for like a long but I did get bumped up to business class on my JFK to l A flight, which is just all the difference. I got to speech deplately horizontal all the way down, Like there's a button that has like a straight line that makes sure it doesn't you know you there's a button that usually makes it like go back a little bit, and then there's a button that is a straight line.

You're like, it's just I'm turning this into a line and it's like, damn straight and you go all the way back and it was so nice and I read I read a whole book yesterday, or I guess n of a book. I'm almost done jet Janette mccurty's Um, I'm glad my mom is dead. Have you guys heard of that? It's like been the number one bestseller for like months and months now, but fiction was ha ha, No, she don't know. It's too jealous. Um, it's uh, it's nonfiction.

It's about the girl that was in the show Sam and cat On Um and also car I Carley on Disney Channel and Janet mcurty and she she has anorexia. She has an overbearing mother who like made her choose

an acting career career she didn't really want one. Um. It's a lot about if you are someone who relates to people pleasing and like, if you have an alcoholic parent or a dysfunctional parent, you will totally relate and you'll see how that manifests in your life to just like go with the flow and like just give people what they want constantly, because you're trying to always make mommy or daddy happy if you have like a depressed mom or an anxious mom or angry mom or angry dad.

Like she just did a really good job of Um. Yeah, I've read two books now about girls childhoods that are very similar but also very different. So Jenette, I really recommend I haven't finished ten percent away from finishing it. This is the opposite of what I usually do. Um, And I couldn't put it down, you know, as one of those books. And then I also read Educated last week, and that is another book about growing up with insane parents,

and it's so good. I think that's like a genre, like it is like people that trace their lives from childhood. I guess it's a memoir. Um, but it was really good. And yeah, I've just been like, but I have to say that, like sometimes when you say that you're reading a lot, you go you like it feels like you're bragging. But I want to be clear, like it doesn't feel like I'm doing something better than watching a TV show at all, Like it feels just as much indulgent and

like I'm avoiding things that I should be doing. Like I think sometime where along the way, reading got put into like you're an intellectual or like you're doing something good for yourself. Reading can be really like I would say, even sometimes more um or like like sometimes I get done watching a TV show and I'm like, I learned something. Oh, I want to create something now, I like inspiring, Like it's just reading. It's just as bad as TV, and I think and TV can be just as good as reading.

I think it depends what you're reading. If you were like, hey, I was reading James Joyce. Yeah, if you're reading like the Science of a tree frog or something that people would be like, okay, we get it. You're learning about like evolution. But even that I've read this about the science of things, and I still struggle with feeling like you're putting off your work. You would rather learn about psychopaths or you know, the science of addiction or depression,

then you would be getting work, actual work done. So sometimes when I say I'm reading a book, like my friends go, I should read a book. You're reading it's so good, I'm like, no, it's not. I am I am avoiding my work like I am avoiding working out, I am avoiding going on a walk, I'm avoiding socializing. I'm avoiding all the things that you know. I'm depressed right now. Reading is like I get to lay in bed and curl in a ball and look at my phone.

That's what you're write better when you read. I feel like I write better jokes. Well not better jokes. I just feel like I might because I read this girl's book all in one day. I was my brain is now narrating my life like that author, like I can. You and I are both chameleons, like we absorb kind of how the way people talk. I think, so I am I have because I can talk like her. I

like same day, same coat, every day. Like that, because if I want to be funnier, I just watched something super funny and then all of a sudden, I get funnier. That's a good point, like we have we have we like like you can take it in very easily, very quickly, But it is hard to get in that mode. There were sometimes where I'm going to do a someone's podcast, I'm like, get in a funny mode because I'm just not.

I'm gonna, you know, on this podcast. I don't feel that pressure because it's like my podcast and people don't expect it to be like uproariously funny. But some of these podcasts I go and people are like, stop talking about mental health, just make jokes. And I'm like, I'm not a mother to make jokes. So sometimes I listen to something really funny on the way there to like get in that rhythm because it's hard to just like

break into that for me. I feel like I have different modes, um, And we'll get into those modes later on. Do we have time for news, um after this break? Yeah, let's go to break and then come back with some news. All right, let's get to the newsst Oh, it's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It is Tuesday only you're having a good time out there. We're having a great

time in here. Nikki reads books and to you know, uh, well, um, scientists are looking into damaging memories of being cheated on by using the same drug prescribed for high blood pressure, migraines, and anxiety disorders. Yeah. I sent Noah this because it was like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind kind of thing. Yeah, you can take drugs it doesn't like go in and find that memory and go like delete. It just makes it. So it's yeah, but isn't that probably for any like memory,

whether it's like a car crash or a breakup. So weird if they can make it specifically for like A it's like VIAGRAA it's just for your penis blood. You know? Wait, is that by viagrass only for your penis blood? I think I mean that's where it seems to all go. Yeah, it doesn't give you like stiff arm or something, you know what. That would be weird if you made you like they gave you like zombie arms while you're fucking dude.

Yeah um yeah, yeah. No, it's just weird that it gets like an exact memory, or at least a memory that similar think that like Thailand all is like just for headaches. No, Thailand will find whatever pain is in your body. Oh that's a good point. So I guess this drug is four things that it's probably at least though a little bit more generic. And I don't think they've made the drug yet. I think in tests that it's it's like, well, no, what did you read anywhere

about it? So the drug already existed. It's a beta blocker called prop I'm not even gonna beta blockers. Yeah, beta blockers are so huge, shutery beta blockers. Do you guys know about those they? I took one one time when I was on Dancing with the Stars. Pete Lee's girlfriend, who was a nurse, gave me one. She was like, they're really good for anxiety. People take them all. People take them all the time for nerves all the time

in Hollywood. I didn't know anything about them. It was terrible for me because I have a low heart rate already and it lowered it even more and I was like about to pass out. Like and I don't understand why aren't people addicted to beta blockers. If that's the thing people take all the time to calm their nerves, Why is the next the problem? Why but not beta blockers? Can someone who knows explain this to me? Why beta blockers aren't a thing that you see people going away

to rehab for. If everyone I know takes them, like everyone for for nerves, if they're doing what you were saying about um Instagram and like all these self help books and stuff popping up in the next ten years, maybe it'll be the same could be like the next thing, all right, another prediction. Um, have you guys been cheated on before? I don't know? Oh did you take the medicine? No, that is a good point, like you just you just don't know. I mean, you could have been never chart.

Last night, I was like, have you ever been cheated on? He's like, I don't think so. And I'm like interesting, because you never really know. You can only assume if the person could just not feel like my college girlfriend did. I feel like my college girlfriend was cheating on me. But I never found out for sure, but I definitely acted like she was right she I would guess that she did was. I mean, she did get a poem

from the starting quarterback on the college football team. It was like a rap And I was like, that's something someone that sucked you would have done. You know, um know that someone who hasn't sucked her yet would have done. I don't think you understand how men work. They don't really care after the fact. They're trying to Um, I

sucked you good in the poem? So oh yeah? So uh no, I I no, I mean I think maybe you know the same thing, Like maybe, but I don't think so, I mean Chris for sure would It's not even like there there And I know people are like, you don't know, there is just no way that man would ever. I just know how he operates. It would never be something he would do even if it was like it just there's just no way, there's no way.

It's just he's curse. Is it worse if you're in a relationship with someone who cheats or if you're like dating, like in the courting process and the guy starts cheating, Well, like yeah, right, what's worse when it's like solid when you're dating, It's like yeah, when it's solid, it hurts more. No, in the beginning, you think, what do you think? I

think you're official? Yeah, if it's like at the starting stages, because then it's like, oh he chose her over me, you know, because it's kind of like are competing for the status, right right? Right? Right? Um? I yeah, I can see that like in the beginning where you're like, yeah, I could see feeling like working it out in a relationship. You could work it out because it's probably due to some kind of uh deficiency you have in your relationship.

But I would say that a lot of guys straight in the beginning stages because they're getting scared that they're never going to funk again because they're falling in love, so you might as well get it done before you get to yes. And I think that it's also normal too, Like I think that way more people cheat, like whenever someone cheats or it comes out like people cheat. I've talked about this on the show, like why are we

surprised that Adam Levine cheated on his wife? Give me a fucking break, Like, I mean, it's just it happens so much more. I'm always like, where are people finding the time to meet people and like develop relationships outside of their own relationships? Relationships are exhausting and take all of your time? Like I don't know, it's just judging from his d M, it's not like it's that much. He's just like, whoa wow, rad body solid take that

doesn't take how much time? Yeah, that's a good point, my daughter, After you sum there, I know we all isn't that it's all water under the bridge now. He's like when Kelly Clarkson now just like talking about how much what a good how hard it is to be a dad? How did you get over How did you

get over it? At him? Oh you mean you paid publicists thousands of dollars to cover the story uprom the internet create other stories about so weird, distracted from it, Like you don't even know what other stories came up that week because they wanted like that. We're probably generated by the Adam Levine camp to distract, Like our media is not to be trusted. Everything is just so eno that I again, I don't want him to lose everything. I think cheating is so pedestrian at this point that

it's almost like who gives a funk? But I also don't want to act like it's I don't know it's um, but yeah, I've I've one time a guy that I was dating made out with another girl, but he was so drunk he thought it was me, and I definitely it's I know that sounds like nicky, you're gullible. No, you guys don't understand how drunk this guy used to get. He literally thought it was me, Like he used to like hallucinate when he would drink. And the next day I was like, I heard you made out with a girl.

At this part, He's like, I thought it was you, and I was like, yeah, I thought it was you. I was like, I really I believed him because and I still believe him, and I know you're like gullible, No, you don't know what a alcoholic this guy was and he had no reason to cheat up. It was like, I'll see him being in a relationship with you. I thought you were someone else. Yes, totally, that's how drunk he was. He was such a mess, but he um. Also, when people are drunk, you're like, you gotta kind of

excuse it. I'm sorry, Like you don't excuse the drunkenness. That's a problem. Like you're dating someone who is escaping their feelings to the point where they're doing things that they don't even know what they're doing. But when you are black out drunk, you are not to be accountable for your actions. I do not think I honestly think it should be like an excuse in a court of law that someone's blackout drunk, because I have said and done things that I cannot stand by and would never

have done if I was sober. Um So when someone that's what they say, does it bring out your real intentions? But what it does is like if you know you're drunk who does bad things like that, you should then then you are accountable. You're like, but if you if you don't, if you get so drunk and it's like the first time you drank or something and you cheat on your boyfriend, let it go, boyfriend, she didn't know he's going to do that. Cheating, Yes, it makes but

you know we talked about this before too. If you get cheated on and you're like, were you drunk and the guys like no, You're like, can you just say you were so that it doesn't feel so Tuesday, I was reading a book and then I fucked her. It's like, what, no, dude, just say you bombs. I haven't drinking ten years. Yeah. Yeah, in between chapter seven and eight, I fucked her and I was like, I really like love her too. But

I think there are different levels of cheating. A cheating of like fucking someone or like meeting something Like fucking is a lot, but like making out or like hooking up with someone you meet at a bar or like in Vegas, or like somewhere at a party where it's like you could just walk into another room and if there's like plan cheating, that also is another level of

like what's going on in your relationship? Like people cheat all the time to just get out of relationships, you know, Like that is another thing where it's like people are lonely in their relationships. Someone comes along. Do you know how many people you know in relationships who got together because that relationship started from them cheating? So many and

they're not going to tell you. They always have a story of like we've we used to work together and then we got together after I broke up with my boyfriend. No they didn't, No, they didn't, And you're probably overlap. It doesn't overlap, but it does. Like my old um, you know Dr ABUSEV used to tell me, like sometimes people need a lily pad sometimes they That's just the way it is. Like if you're not a bad person,

sometimes you get a relationship. You need to know that there's someone else who will like you, and it happens so often. Speaking of Dr Busef, I got a text from my old therapist who of nowhere Wednesday, not Thursday night out of nowhere. It just said watch uh work in my back shave you're back watch working Moms, and she wrote work in wo r k I N. But the show is called Working Moms. It's a show about mothers who like work. I don't know, it's like a

funny show. And I was like, what does this mean. She's not I have not touched her in seven years. Our last interaction was I'm done, I can't do this, and like it wasn't like a good splitting she got me. Um, she sucked over my insurance because she called them because

she was like apparently hurt by me canceling her. So she told the insurance that all these things that they all of a sudden had a list of pre existing conditions for me that I never gave them, and they were refused to cover my therapy after her because of what she called to tell them, Like she really like fucked me over. And then I get a text. Remember this is watching and she's eighty four or five six seven eight by now by the way, she's in her eighties,

and she just wrote watch Working Moms. And I got this text at you know, twelve o'clock at night on the East coast and she's on the West coast. So no, she doesn't drink and and everyone's like, oh she it's about you having a bay b And I'm like, no, I went to see her seven years ago. I wasn't

even talking about kids back then, I was talking. She thinks she would always tell me I'm not funny, and she would always tell me what funny things to watch so that I would be more funny because I was not funny in sessions, and so I think she was really like the show's funny Nikki should watch it and made me her think of me. It was so weird, though I didn't right back. It gave me. I started having heart palpitations as soon as she texted me. It

was so it was so upsetting. Um more like the working aspect now, Like here's people that work a ton but also still have a relationship and kids, and yet they still are so productive. I would feel like that would be something that you guys talked about. Never. No, I never talked about kids, like not kids, but just being just overworked and still having a life. I guess h No, she used to think that I didn't like.

She was not impressed by anything I did. Ever, I got to see I got my first TV show when we were together, and I was so proud to be like, I have a TV show. And their posters in the New York subway that she would ride with my face on them, and she never acknowledged it. She never would say. She's like, so I don't like I don't like you anymore or less because of that doesn't matter to me. And I'm like, and then she asked me to write a blurb for her husband's book, and I go, does

it not matter? Now? Like, why do you want me to write a blurb if you don't think my fame or anything matters. Um. Also, Taylor Swift just announced a tour. I'm freaking out. Oh you just saw that. I mean, I just saw that. I saw a text this morning for my friend. I thought I was dreaming it was in my dream that she was going on tour. Yeah, it's Um, it's happening as early as March. Um, I'm

so excited. I'm taking some months off next year and I see that those are times where she's going to be places She's not going to St. Louis though, Um, when did these go on tour? Do we or go on sale? Do we know? I don't know that, Okay, I think, but I did see that. Yeah, she was going to Chicago. I guess that's the closest place if you were in. Yeah, I feel like you're gonna sell

within seconds. I mean, I don't know, how do you buy? Um, you talked to your agent or manager or you going to stop up and pay you know, tens of thousands. I mean it's going to be so expensive. Um. But Taylor Sis also is a woman of the people, so I see her making it so that we can all go.

I see some way. It's called the aristour. Um. Phoebe Bridgers is opening for her, who is one of my favorites him, Girl in Red, another favorite, Muna, I don't know them, Gail Gracie, Abrams and Owen and Paramore and Boba Dooby. That's a lot of openers. Yeah. No, it's like switching off. They're switching off, Muna. I sent you, um a couple of songs from them. Okay, yeah, that's where we're wearing in a bell. Yeah. Oh my god,

I'm so excited. I don't think I could go to any of the Phoebe Bridgers opening ones though, fuck uh. Girl in Red is a amazing though, and those are the ones that I can go to. Oh my god, She's it's kind of around my birthday. I think I'm gonna I'm probably gonna go to I'm hoping to go to ten of them. Final thought, I really want to go to as many as I can forever and ever. Amen, all right, let's go to reddit dub. This is your

reddit dom alrighty um. This is from ask Women and it says what is a gross yet harmless habit you have? And I just want to share some of these because they made me feel less gross and also, um not like way more gross than these people think they are. A girl said, picking my nose. I can't stand it when things get crusty in there. Um, how else are you going to get things out? I know, with a tissue, but sometimes you've got to grab it and you need to have like a grip on it, you know. Yeah,

I picked my nose too much. Only causes Alzheimer's. I saw something, but picking your nose. Yeah, I don't just say that. I swear it was an article. When my lips are dry, I pick off the dry skin. I usually do this if I'm anxious, which is like a lot. I've done that before. You just bite little pieces of skin off. I mean I do that with my nails, like my cuticles. I love biting cuticles. It's the best. Sometimes I grab my boobs or my ass for no

actual reason. Um, that's not a gross habit. I played my own kids sometimes when I jerk off, is that weird? That really grosses me out. That's gross the imagery that I just got the jerking off aspect. And then like you're it's like you you don't even like your tits. I know, it's just like I hate thing. I think. I just imagine with your shirt on, also going with your hand under Oh god, um oh yeah yeah, like

going up the shirt. Keep your like I left, I left the brawn you like go yeah you feel Yeah, these days, I stay home most of the time. So lately I've gone three to four days without showering. I will change my underwear and clean my area. Oh that's not gross. How you cleaning? It's like gross. I mean like three or four days is pretty long time. But like I just like, don't wash my hair for maybe that long. Sometimes I think I'm going on day three to day three or four right now with my hair,

But I get in there and I scrub everything else. Yeah, you've got to change your underwear every day. I mean, that is is foul to wear the same pear. If you can wear the same pair of underwear two days in a row, I'm telling you, if I take off my underwear for anything, whether it's sex, whether it's like to change into a different outfit, and then I change back, if I've worn those underwear for more than three minutes, I'm not putting them back on. I do not reput

on underwear is so gross to me. But you know that's just my women's underwear is just so in there. You know, if you wore boxers, different story. What do you mean? I mean, I think you're used to Brenna wearing like thongs. What do you wear like like a whitey tidies. No, I just wear like bikini. Yeah, but that's not a song in the I'm just saying compared to Oh yeah, it's kind of like more loose. Yeah, like you're underware. If it didn't have anything on, it

would be weird. It would be there was no smell at all. And that's not it sounds bad. It just yeah, that is weird. You're right before showering, I scratched my scalp to pick off the dandruff. Sometimes they come off in big pieces, and I like to look at them. Um, I would probably like to eat them if I did have dandrup, but I don't because we learned that from a twenty three and me test. Do you ever pick off your dandruff and eat it or look at it? I don't eat it. I eat my skin off my fingers.

But um, yeah, I do have dan druff and I like to sometimes rub my head until it goes all over my black shirt and then you go, jingle bells, little bell stinking I'm you see Heidi Klum's outfit no a lot of skim Now this this Halloween she dressed is like a disgusting worm and it looks like a colon like she it's so funny that can I show you this picture of her own red carpet. It's so funny I posted on my Instagram story. You guys, um,

but look at Hardy Clum on the red carpet. She's being interviewed and and she has to lay down on the carpet because I guess she can't stand in this and it is so disturbing looking. Oh my god, oh my, is that her head in there? Oh my god, That's how I feel on the inside. That does look like the inside of a colon. Holy sh it's for Halloween. She's like, I want to be ugly. I want to take it to the caarture. I want to really scare everyone by being nor looking. I mean, but she really

goes out like she really loves to look just disgusting. Um. Someone said, sometimes if I forget to brush my teeth, I'll scrape at them with my fingernail and wipe the plaque on stuff. Do you do that. I used to do that with like my back teeth. I'd have some build up and I get on my finger now and from not brushing them. No, uh, we know Andrew didn't brush the teeth, but no, do not brush your teeth sometimes like the brush wouldn't get it. But now I

have a pick right right. I love taking us. And then like your plaque builds up inside, like down in the bottom teeth on the inside. Sometimes it will. And I love to take a tweezers and I pull open the tweezers so that I can get a good angle and give it more. And then I get in there. And if that's what they use at the dentist, I guess so yeah, yeah, and um oh man, that is so satisfying your teeth and get a taste in your mouth somehow, I don't know what that's for. Um, how

often are you brushing your teeth now? I'm good now one or two a day, definitely before before I go to sleep, but not sometimes not in the morning. Actually, no, I've been doing it to a day to a day. I've been I've been pretty consistent. Yeah, I mean I'm pretty like normal now, which is weird dishes and all that. Ship. But that's great. Okay, this is from Damn. That's interesting. I'm glad that you were finally having habits that four year olds have. Ye. Look I caught up. Look we

all grow up. So it's hard when you don't learn those things. And I am proud of you. Damn. That's interesting. Is the sub breddit and this is good just so you know for people who eat pizza, like who get pizza regularly. Um, you get more pizza in an eighteen inch than you do in to twelve inch pizzas. What don't you think to twelve inch pizzas would give you

more pizza? Yeah, but you they've done that. You know, there's the math you can do, and you get two hundred and fifty four square inches in a eighteen inch peach and you get two D twenty six. So two hundred fifty four versus two six. So always get the bigger pizza as opposed to two smaller ones most of the time that's going to be give you more. That's wild, I mean circumference. I mean you would think, you know, to six inch penises would be smaller in a thirteen

inch penis. You would think, I mean, no, wight, no, to six inch penises will be bigger than a ten inch penis, which it is. Uh, but you're talking about like radiant, like the diameter. Yeah, I know, it's just that's yeah, I lost you penis pizza. Okay. This is from Ask Women Again and it says which couple would be would be the best representation of your desired relationship? Like if you had did is a couple real or fictional as an ideal for your own desired relationship? Who

would you pick? And why? I bet a lot of people would pick Brenna and Andrew because of just what they think. Like, you know, we all pick couples based on what they show us on Instagram, don't you think? Yeah? I think I think we have a lot of things in common, a lot of sensibilities similar. We look alike, we look like we could be cousins. People like that for some reason. Oh you look alike, you guys should fucking fuck It's like what that's wait, people say that

to you, maybe me, that you look like. I mean that we have similar features. I think that's been told me, told to me before. Interesting. Okay, yeah, but do you think you could like dat? Al you never dated a blond, blue eyed man, right, Yeah, But I don't feel like that's my main look like Chris and I do. I always tell Chris we look like because you are attracted to people that you look like, because I don't know why.

You and Chris big big white smiles, and we have kind of like round her eyes, and yeah, we have a good jaws. I think, decent hairlines. I mean mine's a little by have a bigger forehead than he has. Um. Okay, so people had listed um more Tisha and Gomez Adams my gothic and morbid taste. Aside, they're so supportive and passionate for each other. I thought that was sweet. Um. Someone said, my wife and I are are two D two and C three p O and it works for us.

I want to do stupid ship. She tells me all the things that will go wrong if I do stupid Ship. I drive off whistling, and she follows off, and she follows going, oh dear, and it all works out in the end. Um. Someone said, Leslie Nope and Ben Wyatt from Parks and rec Um, Linda Belcher from Bob's Burger's what would know? Who is Rob Rob Zombie and Sherry Moon Zombie? Oh so, because they're so like supportive of each other, and they kind of have like a similar style.

And he puts her in like his movies, so you see how much he loves her. And I just remember one time I was on The Monsters. No, not yet, but I want to hear it's fucking terrible. Chris on his radio show was doing a thing called the Monster's Challenge to see how long you could get through it before you gave up on it. You have to do the Mounster's Challenge sixteen minutes. Okay, but anyway, Yes, you were on a flight. One time I was on a flight, um, and they were in first class or whatever, and he

was putting her bag away for her. He just like I could just tell he loves her so much. So they're my sweet favorite celebrities Cheron and his wife Cherry I think her name is Yes, there's there's something we put on when celebrities are like, when did you meet her? Did she know you before you became famous? And you find out they went to high school together, and you're like, Charlie Pith is now dating someone hometown he said, like, but that's what makes sense because the person everyone thinks

like I did the same thing. I'm like with someone who kind of felt like I knew me before stuff, Because anyone you meet afterwards kind of put you on a pedestal that you've never really put yourself on, and it feels unnatural and it feels like you can't live up to that. Um. Ryan Reynolds Lively, Oh sorry, Yes, I like when Howard was like to Charlie Pooth when he goes, uh so did she treat like ship like

she but then you want her over when you became favorite. Yeah, I would say Howard and Beth I would take their relationship. They love each other so much, it's so respectful and sweet and they just like don't need anyone else but them it's probably codependent, but I like it. Um. I would take um, oh, the couple that Noah I sent you, the girl that I've sent One other bestie asked me for the girl that is so triggering on Instagram. I had to like, I couldn't do it. I asked me,

I know, I'm not going to send it. I got really weak and I send it to one bestie. I'm sorry, don't don't ask. Don't ask Noah either. She's not gonna give it to you. Um, but I said it to you know what? Did you give that a gander and look at their relationship? I did. I thought it was a little performative, to be honest. Interesting. I think that they tricked to me then, because I thought it was

like actually fun. Like there was this one video where they set up the camera and they you could tell that they were just shooting it for themselves and like

just having a romantic moment. And I watched that with like so much like longing and like they're so sweet And I will say yesterday Matt posted a thing of about Anya on his Instagram that made me I actually think Matt Noyes relationship I really love um because I'm around that always get on tour and he is just loves her so much, is so just enamored with her and like says yes dear, and like honey and calls her babe and like I just love that stuff. And um,

he wrote on Instagram. He put a picture up of her on Instagram and he wrote, it's cool to be blown away by your partner, girlfriend, lover co pet parents, best friend. So sweet. I showed Chris and I was like, isn't this sweet? Do you want to to post something like that someday? I didn't say that, but I was like, would you make sure you tag me? Just know that this is sweet? But we watched Love is Blind yesterday and I got watching that. Have you watched? What episode

are you up to? Third? Okay, it's we'll talk about it tomorrow maybe blind. Everyone, you learned so much, You learned so much watching with av watch a little bit the new new season. Okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow. We can talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. Okay, Love is Blind? Um, thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast. Uh, don't be good there, agiack but scared