#252 Loose Lipped

And I have to be on camera for this. I'm doing girls gotta eat after this the podcast listen to me on that next week. Um, and I just don't want my eyes to be puffy for that. But they are not. Well, they're gonna deep puffed by that right now. They're puffed up puff Daddy. They're also going by p Diddy and Shun Combs on comes Yeah and on de MOI yesterday and he was being very respectful like someone you know that thing that people send celebrity sightings into

and gossip. They're like Seawan Diddy Combs on a date and he's being very respectful of her. It's like, what did you think he was going to be doing and pouring champagne down her ass and like licking it off her labia while he slaps it. Maybe yeah, well he definitely so rock if it's going to be anything, you can and that they really want to drink something else, but they have to drink their own stupid stuff. And Aaron the other guy from Breaking Bad, they have their

own tequila. Yes, stop it with the tequila. Do a taste tests with cut with Kendall's tequila. Um, George Clooney, Um, that screaming guy from Breaking Bad who probably is truly unlikable in person, just based on his demeanor and everything else about him, and um and just being actor in general. Yeah, kids are making billions of dollars and who's the other there's someone else that has a tequila too? Oh um

and uh Kevin Hart. Get all their tequilas and have them all tastes them, blindfold them and see if they can tell the difference, because I guarantee you they can't. Ye and replace be amazing. I would love to do that. Oh my god, that would be my dream if I could have a make a wish it would be for all of those Charlatan's to get together and have to try to guess which one is their stupid tequila acts like they go to the lab and they actually taste

dieparent ones. What Nick Jonas has a tequila, he's like I lived inside a cactus inside Mexico for nine months. He does have like if he's like putting his arms up, he does look like he's his own brewery. Really do act like they And then you know, if I ever make something too, I'm sure i'll have. But to me in the lab with a fucking coat on, talking to scientists like and your Instagram pastion will be like eighteen paragraphs about how it changed your life and how yes

you know making key weaving. My daughter will be in the picture with me. You don't even have, yes, just a made up one that a dead one that you dug up to put in the phone. One of the scientists lend me there, and you have a coat on, and you're like with a beaker and some thin beard, acting like I have. My feet are on the ground, touching the roots, tasting the grapes to make my tequila one. I'm gonna do tequila one, A man makes your clothes fall off? Wait? Isn't that the song? Tequila one? Wait?

Is that? No? Strawberry one? Straw Skill seven? Wait? Is this gonna be an inappropriate song? You know you dissect songs and they sounds so rapey and like a little pedophilick. No, that one's fine. Strawberry one and seventeen Doula Saw Everything. First Dates of Love. So you were four? Yeah, you know the first verse not so much. You get to the second verse, it really just starts falling off the deep end. You me lessons in your basement, took off my bra and you said, how many bras do you

have on? Now? God, I can't wait to taste that. It sounds delicious. Um. Yeah, so what were we talking about the morning? Yeah? I look all over. How do you deep puff? For all the women out there that want to get a puff out, how do you get the puff out? I've never tried, but you know, because it makes your the thing on your asshole kind of shrivel. Yeah,

it sucks the moisture outs. Yeah, I really it's all about I really believe it's all about light touches a your face to get your lymphatic like you're supposed to touch on right below your neck, like right below your ear, on your neck like lightly to stimulate your lymphatic system, and then you sweep the moisture out towards those spots and lymphatic drenage. I think it's what it's called, but I, um didn't have time to do that today, and so I look like I'm a horse doing dress Is that?

I love that word dressage. That's like horses like plut plant and they have to dance. Is that dressage? Yeah? I think it's like a beauty pageant for horses or something. I think that's my favorite word next to brandish. So we we. I don't know if you listen to the podcast with Me in the Ladies last week, but we coined a new term. It's called rape. When something is ear rape like a word or like something you know.

Um On, you gave my favorite example of when someone posts something on Instagram like they do like a tribute to their husband. And usually if someone's posting about their husband, it's not his birthday or an anniversary. The marriage is failing, and it's a less dish attempt to po do everyone that you love your person because that person just came to you and said I'm not showing up enough on your Instagram and then they make a caption that says

this one that's so bad. That was my favorite one today. UM on the Girl's chat that no way, you're not in because you don't do what's app and I don't want to overwhelm you with those things, but you're welcome in if you ever won back in um we were talking about rape and Anya was like, Nicky, do you have any raps? And I was like, I really don't. I can none come to mind for me. Um And she was like, you're just so accepting of others. And I was like, did you hear my new theory about marriage.

I'm not coming to your wedding unless you're over forty or have been together for four years. No, um Man just said that. No. She was like, you just don't judge other people. I'm like, I can, I don't know. Words don't really bumm me out as much. But today we were kind of getting into it and you said a new rape was I'm gonna tuck into this Nioki like Lord Yoki for me is disgusting, but tuck when someone says they're going to tuck into a meal. Yeah, that nook that is as it sounds like you're going

it sounds like you choke, yeah, choking. But yeah, I'll take that that what you yoki is being made though. That's a very soothing thing where they roll them up. They're little pillows, so I do want to get in there. They're just a little pillows of pasta. Waitst on me? And uh, what were the other ones that someone said, Oh, oh yes, have you seen House of Gucci? Oh no, but that you gotta watch it? Terrible, please watch it something Well, she was trying something that really a lot

of people enjoyed, and a lot of people didn't. Now make that Italian no, like this was it like this the last night? You watched it last night? It's two and a half hours. Why would you watch that of all the things to watch on TV. It's a nice in between of a girl and a guy. Yeah. Yeah, I like I like a story. I like those kinds of stories of like how the family felt, biopics. Yeah, just a true story that's made up. It's really good.

Like there's a lot of I mean I heard people say either it was great, or it was terror, or it was I think it's both. It's both. I mean Pacino because I'm wondering if Tom Hanks's Colonel Tom Parker is a lot like Lady Gaga's whatever, Yeah, where it seems overdone. Who is she? Who is she doing? Impression of the woman? I don't know how much you wantuc Gucci's wife, so like third generation Gucci's wife, Gucci? Who do you know the story? I answered that, like, do

you want to hear the story? In one word? That was strong? A good story? Then why wasn't it made before? It's not that long ago. There's a lot of great stories out there that never became three and a half hour Ridley Scot Does it get to the point of when you know, like Gucci becomes like this, just like late I guess maybe mid to midts becomes like this? It got it was mostly from everywhere. They had that

for a while, but seventy they were actually hurting a little. Yes, it's going to a movie has a part where things aren't good. Well surprisingly yes, yes, but anyhow and jay Leno not Jay Leno? What's no way? What's his name? I can't wait to hear who you're gonna say? Jason Letto. No, Jared, Actually I could see how that would be one that really was because you confused two men. Yeah, I'm dumb.

Jared Letto is in that's right, he plays. You know, any time a character that's so good looking plays ugly, it's amazing. You see Brendan Fraser looking fat for that new movie. I thought that was in real life. It's yeah, I know, it looked like it was just like a scene from his life. Now, but he plays a movie that he's the six hundred pound man or something. Yeah, and so, but it looks real. And I know people

are like, why don't they get a rail? It's just like, I don't know, they're probably too lazy to learn to don't say that that is fat phobic. It makes people think that that people are lazy, which they are not. Um either don't give a funk and just like the way they are they have a thyroid condition or they have a eating disorder. And that's just straight up that's not me being facetious. Um Wait, is it a spoiler?

If I tell you that a movie ends disappointingly? Is that a spoiler for you know, I didn't like the ending it ended kind of? Is that spoiler. I don't think it is because it's your opinion. Most comedy, I mean, what movie ends, Oh my god, I mean like most of them. I mean, that's kind of a trope of movies that they all end. It's usually even movie ends disappointingly. It's like, so I love an ambiguous ending. You don't even you know, draw your own conclusion, build your own story.

I like, I like the biopic pick and then you go to Wikipedia to goo what was the real story and you find out like two other things or like fourteen things that didn't happen, speaking of biopics and stuff like and well, I guess it doesn't really relate, but yes it does true events. I'm on my third Columbine book. I'm reading the um book, A Mother's Reckoning. I believe that the name of the book is by Sue Cleibold.

Dylan's Dylan Clebold's mother, and it is great, Oh my god, a mother you know, because when that stuff happens, the boys weren't around two punish, so the parents became the worst people in the world, like it was worldwide. Yeah, I mean even I thought that. I mean I was young, but even I remember being like these parents must have been either negligent, abusive or kind of but they did draw up the plans. She thought it was for a

play they were doing. No um, she wouldn't got the phone core board to applo how it like negligence on

the parents behalf that they didn't notice. She admits that it was negligence because she's not she is so good about not ever making any excuses not but she truly if these were your kids, she's could I have never heard and by all accounts, and I've read you know, there's my third book now and I've read a million different sub credits and things about it, those parents were the best parents, like pick your front with the best most involved parents, those were them, And they had no

idea their son was suicidal and also building bombs with his bus. Frind no idea. And really the only way that they could have been differently different is if she would have just been extremely annoying about his depression, which

she said that, you know. Subsequently, her sharing her story has led a couple of parents to like pry much harder with their kids who were acting just a little bit stranger and unravel some stuff that like she's been proud that like, she's inspired parents to just stay on their kids. So if you have kids and they're acting funky and they're like not telling you the what I've learned from this book is just keep asking because you know better then sometimes even they do and they're not

going to tell you. They just want to handle it on their own. You know, you were a kid once, even though we don't remember really what that was like. Um, but they were good parents, which is the weirdest thing. I just remember thinking they were the worst. But anyway, I started my Columne book yesterday because I finished another book that I really recommend. It's fiction. It's recommended me

to my friend Jack Post. It's by Colleen Hoover, which I guess a lot of people read, and it's um called uh and it was I never remember the names to books like ever A Mother's Reckoning. I do remember that it was called what the hell Where did It Go? I just finished it. It ends with us. I really recommend it. The ending is satisfying. It's really good. It's about it's about domestic violence. I'm not giving anything away. It's about love, it's about child like children, it's about friendship.

It's really really good and it made me cry and I'm going to read and the next book by Colin Hoover. So I recommend that to anyone who's looking for something to read. But I, um, I came back from Montreal

yesterday that it was really good. Crowdworking. Yeah, the CrowdWork thing I was dreading so much because I don't do it, and um, but there was something about it that was like, oh, I can't prepare for this in any way and really you know, and then I, um, yes, Moses Storm was hosting it, and so he went up and then I was running late to another thing they asked me to do Across Town, where I just had to do a two minute monologue where I made a joke that I

was filling in for Carrot Top because he had a show in Vegas, and I go and props to him and I go literally and then no one laughed, and then I had to go ready to start the show. I thought it was gonna be like Uproarious had no it's so funny, so like um so epically like him in a second, and it shouldn't have They were right, Canada was right. But anyway, I made a couple of funny jokes in it and I really don't care. It's it's fine for no. The meta thing was great, so

I but I get there and it's me. So the lineup is Moses Storm, Me, Natasha and Mosha going up together, um, Nicole Buyer and then Pete Holmes and we're supposed to build on each other's stuff and it's all gonna be watchable on Facebook on Facebook and then mostly for Oculus, so they're shooting it for VR. And so you go up and you are supposed to pile on what the next person with the person before you opened up, but you weren't really allowed to see what the next person

before you was doing. We had a we had a screw a little video village type thing where we were all in a green room together compete me. Natasha, Chris was with me, and Nicole. We're all watching Moses go up, and it's my worst nightmare because we're all watching someone

do come. I hate knowing comedians are sitting with each other talking shit quote unquote if they want to about me on stage, like watching and especially on a crowd work show where you know, at one point Moses did a bit because you can't help but sneak bits in because it's just you need something like a little bit

of flotation advice. Flotation advice. Yeah, I like when I was a child, It's like wait what I just yeah, he slipped into some bits and which made it good because I was like, Okay, I can slip into bits too. But I knew when I did, Pete Holmes was gonna go, it feels like a bit and just go we're doing bits now, like I knew they were going to judge

before it. But it's okay, um. And I did really well, except it was funny, you know, watching there was a feed, but you couldn't really tell where the because it was in the round. You couldn't tell where people were sitting because it's in the round. There if almost you get no sense of which camera it was in what direction it was pointing in. So I was looking for this guy with hair that had hair that was kind of like swooped in front of his face, like kind of goth,

but it was kind of seating. And I was gonna say, he looked like he was in the band Falling Fallout Boy, but but more like falling Out Boy. Um, and I couldn't find him. I was like, where is the guy with the hair? And I couldn't like say what kind of hair because I was gonna doing the joke. And then by the end I was like, Okay, if any other comedian wants to find it, the guy has hair that looks like he's a Fallout boy, but he's actually kind of older. So I was gonna say it looks

like falling Out boy. Good night. And so there was a lot of like just weird moments like that, and um. So it was. It ended up being really fun and um and then I went to my next show, and then I had more to say about Montreal. We'll get to that after we get back from the break and Live from Montreal coming up soon. Nikki Glitzay wants to

coming here. Alright, we're back. Yeah, I young. So I did that show, but no offense to JFL And I know Nick might be listening and his lovely uh girlfriend, uh Melissa Marissa, sorry Marissa might be listening because they're both besties. But logistically it was night mare. No just getting to the country. It was you know, no one intends to make these mistakes, and me even complaining about it felt so stupid after the fact, but then I

wasn't super complaining. I was just like, Okay, we got sent to n itinerary to go there, and we get to the airport and they're like, you were on the three thirty flight and we're there, or you were on the twelve o'clock flight and we're there at three thirty for the three thirty flight, and they're like, well, we'll get you on it. So we're supposed at first class, but now we're you know, whatever seats it's fine there back So we're stuck with the luggage in the bows

of the fucking plane. And uh then our flight are connecting flight in Chicago gets canceled, so we're not even left left St. Louis, and now we don't have a way to Montreal, and we're like, fun, but our bags already loaded. This gem of a woman named Jenny at Um, the United counter at in St. Louis. I love her

so much. She really took it upon herself, and she she did recognize me, but I don't think that helped because she was already like hunting, give me your ticket, let me see this, and like let me take care of it. And then she was like we were just talking about you in the break room. She did not specify what they were talking about in regards to me, but they find my name was spoken. They saw some

kind of suitcase back there. Reminds me of something Yea Hastily. Yeah, so you got Chicago or Louis flight are connecting flight cancels and she's like, let's get these bags off the plane. We're gonna get you on another flight through Toronto. And so Toronto, I mean, sorry, Toronto, I've said it wrong again. They take my bags off the plane. She's communicating with the guy in the walkee, but she's also boarding the plane that we're not even getting on, and she's like five, okay,

so it's gonna be a pink bag. And then okay, grow fun and we're growing group for and premium class. And remember if you need to check a bag, okay, John, I need you to grab at brown bag. What size is it? Carry on? Okay? Group six? That Like she was so amazing, Like no, I've never once I wanted to do like a. I tried to do one, but we didn't have time of a post on my story where it's a celebrity being like, I just want to say that when I'm flying. I will never ever go

to anywhere else but United because it was amazing. Like celebrities are always like, Delta, you owe me an explanation for your customer service, and they're always just like so like, and there's us. It's usually during like when they wore in Ukraine starts and you're like, really, you're complaining that they didn't let you bring your guitar on as a carry on. It's like the end of their impassioned speech of how we have to save Ukraine. But also, Delta,

you could go fund yourself. It has been the longest day. My baby is crying to taste all the wines for my new one. I have to sit and coach with my nanny um so she helped us out, got us on another flight. We get there, we land at you know where flights are delayed. This is a new thing with flights. They don't delay them and let you know they're delayed. Your boarding time just comes and goes with no update on the thing. That is the new way.

Expect it. If you are flying at all, expect that when you get a delay, it will not come through your app. It will not be a little text alert you get it will not even show up on the gate sign. It will not be announced at the gate. Your time to board will come and go. People will start getting up talking to each other like did it board while I was in the bathroom, And then it will just all of a sudden start boarding about twenty minutes to five hours later without any explanation or apology.

That's the new way. Just take it as it is, folks, Trust me, It's happened to me so many times. Is never before been like this, But that's the way it is out And so get because your pilot. No, I was gonna say, so, did you get to Montreal? Yeah, finally got to Montreal midnight? We land. They had me at the Double Tree midnight midnight, which is perfect. I was supposed to think get in that like ten and I was supposed to do at midnight show. So I was like, oh, I'll just walk on the show later.

But by the time we got there, I was kind of spiraling because I was starting to feel really nervous. I was starting to feel social anxiety about seeing all these comedians. I started seeing comedians there that I desperately did not want to run into. Um that we're stressing me out and I just felt like, oh God, I'm such a How was that every time I do? Um? It was fine because we go to the Double Tree, and I know that this festival puts up there must feel a little bit of a buffer. My god, traveling

with Chris was I mean, I just it was. It was the best. I was really nervous. I gotta be honest to invite my boyfriend to come with me on like a comedy, Like he can come on the road with you and me and Matt Nanya and and that's always fine, but like at a comedy festival bringing your boyfriend, it's kind of a look. It's kind of like a thing.

And I know most comed a lot of comedians do it, but it always creates like you bring this person in that just is kind of you can tell their partner doesn't even want them there, and they are resentful of being there, and they're they're socially anxious because they're around comedians, and comedians are social anxious because they're around normal person. It's just but he was the bell of the ball. He was so nice, he was so everyone loved him.

He made friends everywhere he went, and he was just so supportive of me, and I understand now why people have partners like and like have a teammate in life, because I was up and down with my like nervousness, which made him steady as a board, flat as a board, light as a feather that gave the girls play at summer parties. Except he's very bulky because he's been working out a lot. But um, he was just so nice

and calming. Like everything I would complain about, he'd be like, but you know what if they didn't accidentally put us at the double Tree instead of the W, because there's a W and the Double Tree W is clearly a better. Yes. That was Nick brass Ow, you know if you're listening, Nick, that was his joke. Was like, hey, you keep Jesus Christ. That fucking thing just fell behind me and I jumped.

We should do a slumo of my reaction just there, because I thought there was a mass shooter in my apartment. Um he thought. He was like, they both have the word double in them, and if you want to be fair, and I'm like, oh, that's a good point. So um, I will not tell you the name of the hotel I'm saying it, but I will tell you it has to use in it, so Mitch Hedward joke, but it's I adapted it because usually says two trees. So um.

It also reminds me the John Laney joke where he's like, I'm not gonna tell you what airline I flew with, but let's just say they're called Delta. So I'm flying Delta Airlines. And so we get to the Double Tree and I'm a little bit like I should be at the w I'm sorry, I'm a bit I'm filling in for how A Mandel in this gala, the other comedian who dropped out for this other thing, and do I don't even know what comedian that is. They tried to convince me that they wanted me all along, and I'm like,

I got us two days ago. There's no fucking way who got COVID, but they wouldn't tell me. Yes. So I'm at the Double Tree, which I've stayed every time I've gone to the festival, but I haven't been the festival in many years. And before then, I belonged to the Double Tree, not that there's any where anyone belongs and I'm not too good for a double tree. I love a double Tree. I stay at them all the time.

On the road, you get those warm cookies. But when there's a W two be had and all the headliners on the show, I know all the people staying at the W because I can say I I know, and I'm you know, you got to Mark Marrin's, you get your Amy Shumers, you got your I don't know Jimmy cars. They're all at the W and old glaze dogs at the Double Tree. That's fine meals at the Double Tree. And then while we're waiting for a room, which they do not have a room for us, so we arrive

at twelve o'clock, there's no rooms. My name is not on it, and the festival's apologizing profusely. I like the idea that they had to cancel his room because he definitely at W. Yeah. Well, they asked me if I have a a pseudonym or you know one of those names which this week last week Aliah, Yeah, yeah, Min's Jennifer Garner alias um. But they asked me if I had an alias alias, and I just made one last week because Jen asked me. My assistant was like, do

you want an alias? Because some people ask for one, and I'm like, yeah, actually have a good idea for one, So I do have one now. So I gave him that name and made everyone laugh and um wasn't there. And then we finally are like, you know what, We're just gonna give you one. You'll pay for it the club, the you know, the you'll get reimbursed for it. I was like, fine, just get us in, Like I just want to like lay down. So Chris and I go,

We get in our room. Um, wake up in the morning feeling like Pete Jettie and I have a text that's like, you're supposed to be at the w what are you doing there? I was like, I knew it. So we had to packing up after you've unpacked at a hotel is But they told us to go to the Double Tree. They told me it was on my itinerary, the Double Trade. So they missed book that and so we do the festival. It's fine. I mean it was great.

Actually had a really good time hung out with Nick a Ton Nick Brazao, who I love so much, and um, I have a really I have a fun thing to announce for Nick at some point when that happens. But I'm gonna tell Noah off it's I'm teasing that one that's going to be exciting for everyone involved. A bestie is doing something pretty cool, I think with a connection to the our show. I'll tell you guys all fair, but I can't announce to here because it's not my

story to tell. So anyway, we're leaving yesterday. We get a late flight because we wanted to stay in Montreal all day long and like just you know, hang out after my shows were over. And we get to the airport at four the party for our seven o'clock flight, check me in, and they go, you're not We don't have a flight for this guy. And he missed his flight at twelve. They had a different they had booked a different flight for him out, Like what is going on?

I mean, I'm not joking. There's nothing exaggerated about how this is over less than forty eight hours, you know, And so, uh, Chris had to stay in Montreal because there were no we had such a late flight. Flight was the latest, There was no room, there was no he was on twelve fifty out and we weren't even told exactly what happened on the way out. Yes, same times too, and so yeah, he gets stuck there, and he's so cool about it. I mean I would have been so and I was so annoyed, and I was like,

should I just stay for you? But I had, you know, this podcast, I have to do another podcast after this, and I had a COVID test and things this morning, and so he was like, he jokingly was like, well, this means you have to go into for radio for me. And I was like, baby, I don't know if I can have a really long day. And he was like I'm just kidding, No, you don't. And I was like no, but I would want to, and He's like no, oh my god. No. I was just kidding, like no, because

I was gonna go on Tuesday anyway. And and then I know, I go through baggage claim and I'm like, I know this guy would hesitate to do that for me. Like he goes out of his way for me in

innumerable ways, Like he doesn't question it. He is always if I'm in if he is like that's the thing I love about him most, Like if I'm in bed and I just get in bed and I'm like wide awake, and he's like so tired and had a hard day, and I'm like I can't find my sleep mask, he will get out of bed to look for my sleep mask. Or if I'm like, oh, I forgot my charger in the living room, if I'll just say it, being like I'm gonna go stay there, I'm gonna go get it,

Like he never. He always does things, even when he's tired. He will always put my needs first. And even when I don't need him to want him, you know, like ask him too, I guess, and it means a lot to me. And so I was like, I'm gonna go in. So we tricked them this morning. He didn't tell anyone else on his show that he was not going to be there. And then I waited. I got there. The show starts at six oh three. Usually I think Tim and Courtney Brando wasn't there because he's in Colorado. But

I thought Tim and Courtney already in studio. I have the arch app pulled up. I called another guy from another show in the building to let me in the door, because you need a key guard. I get in the door. I'm waiting in the stairwell with the arch app listening to the show about to start, and then all of a sudden, Tim burst in the door because I was gonna walk in after they are like, where's Chris. He's not showing up, and they start like frantically texting him

because sometimes people run late on the show. Very seldom this happens, but you kind of hear it go down live on air of like, well, Chris isn't here yet, anyone want to go try to figure out where he is. And so I was gonna like take that panic and just go like, guess who was here instead of him, and like burst in. But then as there's hiding in the stairwell, I see Tim walk in late and I go,

why are you late? It looked like I just mad at him being late, but I was just really mad when he walked into the stairwell, yeah, because he was running late, run up the stairs. He was he just was coming in today and he was like oh And I go, oh God, why are you late? And he looks like yeah, and so he goes and I go, don't tell Courtney. I'm just gonna surprise Courtney. So I was like, Okay, at least i'll get her and she'll

because she's up there alone. Tim isn't there, Chris isn't there, and Brando, who is not on his on vacation, so Tim and Chris both still haven't shown. Tim, I know, is on the way. So Tim goes up. I hear the show start and she's like, oh my god. I was panicking. It was just gonna be me in here. And then Hayley, this girl who's running the board that Brando usually doesn't um. So I started slinking down the hall to creep in to get ready for my big entrance.

And I'm standing like right outside that you know I should have had that because all of a sudden, I'm videotaping it, because I'm gonna videotape I like secretly a video even Courtney through the window that you can't really see through from her end. And then all of a sudden, she looks at me and this is what this is. This is me creeping started. It's me. So I see her all of a sudden TV and I go, Gosh, darn Itt. But I are obviously I would have said

God damn it. And then but I was already in radio mode even though it's in the hallway, and so I said, Gosh, Darnett, which I want to start saying Josh Hartnett I literally was just going to say that I swear in my life. I swear in my life. I was putting that together to say, I go, why does that sound Hartnet? Yeah? What happened to him? I don't know, but he was so freaking sexy. How great was that movie where he had did not come for days? Forty days and what was it called? That's like every

forty days and forty size? Yeah, there's one with Anna Haitian Harris Board, there's another one with um Yeah, I gotta get out of here. The whole movie was Can't Come. And I didn't even know what coming was when that came out. I was when that came. I did not know what caming was. Man, I really didn't know. No, what do you know? Do you remember when you found out about like come and what it was? I know

when I found out. I mean, boys, I feel like that isn't even It's almost like when you get your period. It's like you're like, what's coming out of me? Yeah? You get pre ejaculate before you get it full? So do we? I didn't like junior high schooling in our face junior okay, but I just didn't understand, Like I just didn't know like boners and like I didn't know

any It's just a weird what you don't know. It really does feel like you shouldn't have to figure these things out in the real world, and that you should there should be some kind of lesson being taught. But but it's like if you teach the lesson too early, then the kid is like what like like there's like a there's like a moment of like do you teach

after an e fact? Well, I remember when my cousin j D was like, Nikki, it go us in the vagina, like the penis goes in to make a baby, because I just thought they kind of like rubbed together, like you know, sticks making a fire. And I could not believe something docked inside your like inside you. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't even believe I had a whole. I don't think i'd ever like put my finger up there.

I mean, this is probably was in fourth grade or something, but I remember being totally taken aback by the it goes inside you, which is a wild thing that you know, men don't have something enter in them, which is very invasive unless gay man. But yeah, the yeah, but yeah, I mean, I'm trying to the first time the idea of putting yourself in some putting something inside someone. Just connect You're connecting like bodies. It's a weird thing, so weird, we we we just with sex were always just like

yeah and then we were sixty. Everyone just as soon as it's over because you could have to because it's too weird to focus on it. It's my obsession. Um, but how was your weekend? I mean, I had a great weekend. I did five shows at Helium, nice with Frances. Frances and this comedian goes by little sasquatch. Why and you would I don't know what you're visiting when you

hear a little picture a tiny Harryman. No, it's like a boy is guy from barstool and he got very big on Twitter through this name and so now he's just the name, doesn't look anything, and he's not little. He's tall as he's twenty one years old. He's like whatever, has a following already through Barstool. Extremely nice kid like trying to do the New York circuit but understands that he's nowhere near where his celebrity or like how well he could draw verse how good he is on stage.

But he was so nice and he actually is going to be very good, like I think he will be. Whatever. So we just had like a boy's weekend. We played golf. We all played out of the same bag, out in the middle of Illinois, in no middle of nowhere. Frances is a D one athlete, Harvard kind of athlete. He played lacrosse. He's like six four. He's just adonis of a man. I feel like, and uh, we always talk shit and I beat him, which made me feel so

good because all that practice. Yeah, Like, granted we were playing with my own clubs and he had to play with my class. And he doesn't golf every day, no, not nine times a day. But and he was an athlete fifteen years ago. Look, these are all asterix, NICKI, these are asterix. And he was an athlete a sport. He probably doesn't play it as an adult. Ere you know what, Nicky, When you're right, you're right. Okay. I famously went on a date, I guess notoriously went on

a date with Did we talk about that? No, I don't think so. I don't think he cares. I love Frances. No, I think I've talked about it on you up. He's so funny now by the way, he was fucking really making me laugh. Dude, he has some he talks and he almost talks in a gaff again kind of cadence, like kind of a happy man. That's like, I don't know, he just fucking does he talk that way on stage too? Yeah? He uh, But it was funny. We were at this place in the middle of Illinois and Illinois you say

Illinois like Ellis, but it's Illinois. No, I'm Illinois. But do you say to Illinois like I'm feeling because it's I ll l right, and you say l like it's I don't say play it back, but you said l Oh. No, I'm not saying that. I didn't say Illinois. I definitely say Illinois like Eleanoris. It's like saying Missouri, and it's like,

where's the day coming from? People do that. So this old guy is at the counter and there's one guy in front, and there's two other people, like it's not a busy clubhouse, but you get outside St. Louis, people move like turtles, like the slowest people I've ever seen in my life. And I know I need more patients, but then it's also like like like they're just like

it's just the simplest stuff they somehow make complict. We weren't even in a rush, but it was just like, so you are getting in a car, we don't have a clubs for you. So you're gonna get a cart, right? Are you sure you want? Because I think one? Are you gonna be walking from it? And it's just like this, And then it's like I was going to get a powerade, but I didn't want to add one task. Yes, I just yeah stolen. I sometimes you just want to I know you do. I almost tailored it, but I didn't

And I just tailored it. I fucking but it was so funny to not add one task, you know what I mean? Yeah, I do it all the time with things where I just like, don't. It's just gonna make it's gonna make it even hard head already it made me three. By the way, that's a lot on me. Because so you want the blue one, Okay, so the prize on that. Let see over here, Yes, the listeners to go down on the blue power Types one. I'm

wasting to put in a nun nun. No. I don't want to give you the charging for that extra cent. He look like a guy who likes to keep his scent. And then he has to subtract, like cry, I'm like what, we don't have time? Golf as slow as it is. That's why I love Chelsea Handler tells the story when she's at Hudson News. Sometimes at the airport she'll just hold up like the eminem's in the magazine and the water and just throw down a twenty and just putting

it here, just walking out, keep the change. I can't do this, and I could have worked. Yeah if I just go powerade, throw it down a five, yes, and but then you go, but don't you? And then he'd probably walk out and go excuse to find you? And then it was fifty cents because that's gonna get you too much quarter tank of gasoline? Gas prices are I aren't that Jesus Christ. So anyway, we had a lot of It was a very fun weekend. It was a

very um testosterone. It's funny when it's four guys in a small, little green room, you know, it's just well, there was the opener to oh, oh yeah, this guy Ronaldo. Funny young comedians. What are the times you guys are doing I did. It was like twelve fifteen UHT thirty or twelve fift just there coding. The crowds were great. It's a good club out in the Gallery of Mall, which used to be the coolest mall in St. Louis. Was there always a club there? No, No, that came

in five years ago. It's Gallery un known as cooler than Frotten I know what I'm saying it wrong. No, no, no, it's just like ridiculous at that us. This is like a funny Frotten Neck is like the nice mall, and Lery is like trash. It used to be the nice one that used to be like when I was in middle school, that was the one that everyone went to. But then, uh, it's still nice. But there I think there's been shootings there and things like that, and so all the people in West County now look at that.

It's like it's dangerous and we're going to stay away, and so they just go to Front Neck. Now Louis is segregated and racist. Yes, sorry St. Lewis, I love you, but you've got a problem. Yeah. I talked a little bit about that on stage. Yeah, And did they acknowledge. Did they laugh? They laugh at it, but then you're like, why are you laughing? Like like you're you're laughing. Yeah, you're not laughing at your yourself. That puts the racism in their heads about like like I don't say the line,

but it's already thought of. Oh I know that joke. Yes, No, it's a different I don't think it's different than I haven't told it before. But anyways, long story short, they get to the punch line. They get to the punch line, and then I was like, you thought I didn't that, Yeah, that's in your head. All right, we'll get back right after this, and we're gonna do a special Monday segment about at Boy Island. All right, let's do it. It's time for f A Island. Those are crying girls and

and and producers. Is that having a panic attack, which I am patheted for because I deal with them too. Yeah you do, all right, So yesterday um F Boy Island of Course is um now eight episodes available on HBO Max. The final two episode nine and ten will drop this Thursday. I am not caught up fully, What what episode are you? Yeah? I was watching it with Chris and we got a little am a Rose drawing it, and I definitely was did it help you work out

from hanging to myself doing a consent coyote? I swear to god, I was like gently kissing my boyfriend in a loving manner and having this really intense like love moment, and I hear like, well, there's okay to talk to our girl on treadmill as it was like me doing the worst puppetry and it was so bad. We were laughing so hard. It was really funny. I love like you find out the only way you can orgasm is watching you on HB. No, it is not. It was the opposite. I was like, please make it stop. I

can only orgasm if Louise started talking. I really loved these little well interstitial it's fun, yeah, just like a little scripted kind of thing that it's very silly. The show is so fucking silly, so silly. Yes, And we we have tons of questions that our listeners submitted yesterday via Instagram. Noah is shaking her head in disbelief of how many questions we got, so many, so many good ones. I would love to get through all, like all of them,

and my questions too, because yet burning question. Please ask yours. Let's start with yours. Okay, So I only have two of them, and the first one is for you, Nikki, and I guess for Andrew too. Um the date where they went on like with all the three guys, I was wondering if you would ever be able to go on a date with like three guys who are really

into you. Yes, you would love it, because I really I get off on um for myself when girls are into my boyfriend, and I think that with you with two other girls and your boyfriend, I'm talking about me and three other guys, So I would. So I'm saying I think that it would be good for I would instantly know who I was most attracted to by who

seemed to be handled at the best. I want to say that, like this weekend, Chris encountered people that he knows I've been with before, and he was such a pro and was so sweet about it and like it was kind of flirty about it and and like it was fun. It was like he was and it was sweet because at one point I think he said, um,

he was like you know what, I like? He was like, I like that guy looked really happy to see you, so I could tell that he probably really liked you, and I liked that you were you liked someone that really liked you, and that made me really happy. He

was like, I loved it. And then we saw Hannah Burner, who I've also said that I am very attracted to and she's attracted to me, and we're like the only two women that we each have extremely like she was my first girl that was just like I think I kind of want to go down on her, like I don't know, it was just a weird feeling I had the first time I saw her, and she felt the same for me, and she really spice things up for me and Chris because she came and met us and

it was just we were just all over each other and it was very It was fun. It was fun for like not all over each other like physically, but we were just saying inappropriate things joking, but it was like all really hot and fun. So I think I would be I would love it. Would you not love it? No, h I think he would be way too much and then I would probably lean into like the bad thing that I do, which is, well, I have two people, please, and I have to make sure that all of them

are getting adequate time, and I do that too. The girls all said that it was very awkward, even though they did like all like the worship and stuff. You know, yeah I would have prefer it, but I actually might. Did you see that part? Did you see that part on the show? I did see that Danny handled it so well, Like Danny was a pro with Peter stuff, and it really made him made me like them way more.

That one little scene when he has the kite on the beach and Peter comes up and they're like kind of flirting with each other through me and as this is like, why is me even there? Why? I thought they were about the fun, But it was like Danny was not handling jealousy before very well. It made him very unattractive to me of him being like this is the Garrett's act, acting like it's his house. It's like it's his house. It's like, Dan, we get it. You

think that he actually gets his house? Do you think that's a good line? So you're saying it three times? Just say once is another That's the thing that came. Yeah, you're goofy, You're goofy, you piece of ship, you goofy that's what they do. These guys need to realize if you repeat something twice, it makes it lose its power. If you have a good line, just say it once. Okay, say it once. Let's get to just say questions. You

have to go okay, keep going, Okay. We got a couple of these what's the deal with Aaron and the boring guy? Edit? He got that is something that came out of you know what. We knew that we knew this. We noticed he was quiet during the whole thing, and we we started, um making fun of it a little bit. I'd be like, wow, Aaron, that was that was really intense, Like he would just say. I think during the Pepper challenge I asked him what. I was like, Aaron, are

you ready for this? This is one of the hardest questions and we're really going to get to know you. I was like, what is your favorite color? Like we were just joking about how he's just so boring and um, so we were already like kind of teasing with it within the show, and then I think in the edit, um, they realized it would be fun to just like, instead of trying to make this guy interesting or trying to make more jokes about him. Let's just take him out

of the show completely. I saw it the first time that they even addressed him being boring was the very quickest little thing. He had his name played up, and it was probably on screen for a a second and a half but it said silent film Star under his name, and later on it was under his name longer. But the first time I saw it, I was like, I wrote to Bill Dixon, silent film Star l O L

O L and I loved it. But ellen Um, the creative of the show, called me like probably a couple of weeks before the show aired, and just told me, like, Nicky, this season is so good and we're doing some weird things. And he told me about him deciding to completely cut the date out that he went on with Tamaris and instead just be like, here's ten seconds of apps because this date was boring. We're not even trying to make it funny or make it interesting. And I just I go,

that is genius, and I really respect it. It It means you respect your audience. You're not trying to give them stuff that they don't want. It was interesting, though, Aaron I do remember wells next week, but on the man's plain. He does finally speak, and he's very like aware and when he's talking about Miami and people moving there and then being like you're not ready for this and like a lot of life. Yes, So he's like, just because someone is boring on the show does not mean they're

like a boring person. It just means that they just don't He was almost too mature for the show. You will not succeed on a reality show like this if you do not feel comfortable interrupting people and thinking you're the ship. And it's like, I'm I just realized. Someone said over the weekend they're watching someone special and said that they like lingered on stage a really long time afterwards,

like waving to everyone. And even at Montreal this weekend, they wanted me to come out because I opened this one show, this big gala, and this thing lifts up and it's me and they're like Nicky Glazer and everyone gets on their feet because they're instructed to do so it's a taping, and they wanted me to really vamp and like go to the side and wave and then go to the other side and wave and then hit my market start the show. And I was like that ain't me. If you ever see me live, I will

be running off stage as soon as possible. I know that you might like me, I just think that you want to get home and I've already taken up enough of your time. And I do not ever want to see someone rushing to get out. I just don't understand people who like love to just like thank you, thank you, Like that's a person with a personality, not that I don't have one, but I don't have that one up. So you have to be you have to be a vamper.

You have to be someone who has a huge ego to do well on these shows, and if you don't, you'll either get written around or um And I do believe we don't hear a single word from Aaron the entire feel like the silent ego just doesn't know it. But I've been told by producers that the joke becomes they completely give him. Know what's the rest of the show? Alright, But he's hot on Instagram, hit a tree, he does ship like nice? All right? How much insight do you

get about how the contestants are feeling? Um, I get a lot of insight into how the girls are feeling um, and yeah, I think I get a lot. I think I get a lot. Like I think the producers come in and tell me a lot about like who likes who and how the dates went. But in terms of like you know, you could only you really only know how someone's feeling based on what they tell you or what you observe. And sometimes I think that the producers don't observe correctly, or they do and they do, it's

not communicated to me or like. That's why I've realized I really want to be more so involved in like watching the footage, even though it's going to be hard to do because they shoot so much. I mean, you see five percent of what gets shot. There are thousands of hours of footage that are being shot, um literally, and so it would be impossible. But yeah, I really do care about how they're feeling, and so I ask a lot. I think I I probably know more than

most reality show hosts. Okay, I like this question. If Andrew was picked to be on the show, would he be an f boy or a nice guy, nice guyencies reformed f boy. But your f boys, your f boy tendencies would have been because not because you just want sex and you don't care about women. You want to be cool. It's because I would have been a nice guy. You have anxiety. Yeah, I would be a nice guy.

But you pretending that a woman that you slept with at Sephora was that you were invisible in front of her, Like, is what a thing you did once when you said someone you hold up with was not because you hated her because you were like, oh, she's a dumb bitch and I don't want to talk to her again. It's because you had anxiety. Yeah, it wasn't because I was like I sucked in and left it. It's it's like fucked in And I don't think it loves me. Yeah, I don't think you can love me. I don't think it.

I think it's embarrassed of me. I'm embarrassed of what I did. And it's so funny when behave can be interpreted that way. So often I think people hate me or something and that they just are are bad socially. Yeah, but yeah, I think a nice guy coming definitely a nice guy. Okay, let's do some behind the scenes. Why are the men wearing the same necklace? Does it give them access to the gym? It is? That's hilarious. It

is a microphone. So you'll oftentimes see people on these shows with like all one necklace and and the girls don't wear a necklace because they are miked individually, which is a huge process getting mike. When you're wearing these little outfits, it's like it's really hard to conceal the mic, so it adds so much time. And so for the guys, they just and the guys are shirtless most of the time, so it would be weird have Mike taped on them,

so they just do it via necklaces. I've always wanted to call it out because it looks so insane and you kind of don't notice it on some guys. They'll be wearing a shirt that kind of covers it, or it fits in with their other thing going on. Um So I next season, I've made a note to like, we need to make jokes about the mic necklaces because it is I don't want people at home going like, why is this guy His outfit is impeccable except for

this fucking ugly would beat necklace. I always feel bad for like when you have to get out the guy, So I'm just gonna go up through your vagina, I'm gonna come out your mouth. And they're very professional, but it's just like they're always so shaky and so nervous and like so um so I'm going to just tether the line through your lips and then I'm gonna spin it around your clip and just tight around. Is it cool if I clip it to your clip and then and they're just so gentle and nervous and I do

not understand. I love everyone and that works and sound, thank you so much, But Mike's are not that difficult to put on as Mike people. I think men are just so nervous. I think tech guys that usually worked in theater probably didn't get a lot of experience with bras and women's undergarments, so they're just like nervous nerds, like fumbling with your bra. And they're always so nice and so respectful because they know they're being invasive. Um

I always grab grabs first day. I think I'm going to next time except probably just yeah, alright, next question, great questions. Are the eliminated f boys really living in Limbro. No, they are at a hotel that is not as nice as the one that the nice guys are being put up at so it is a shittier situation and they are stuck on this island with a security guard making sure they don't leave for the remainder of the show so that they can come back for The Man Splain.

So the reason that the Man Splain, which is the kind of reunion show that happens on I believe the ninth episode. Um, the reason that even became a thing is because of COVID, Because we when we did this original show in Cayman Island, we had to we had to isolate everyone for fourteen days before they got to be on camera. And if we just eliminate the guy in the first episode, then we've paid for this guy to be on the island for two weeks for nothing.

And so they were like, you know what, we need to find a reason to make all of this worth it. Let's keep them around the whole time and and have this reunion show prior to the You know which is a different thing about our show, is that we bring everyone back for these girls to have all the information they can to make the right decisions before the end of the series, which most of those Radions shows happened after.

So these guys are all kept around. So Limbro and the nice guy Grotto were born of the fact that we have to keep these guys around for this this um mansplain and where what do we do with them? Oh, let's put them in either a purgatory, which is a place for you know, sketch work. I was really upset the first season because I was like, no one's gonna believe these guys are sleeping here. This is so stupid.

It's gonna make the show face. And then it turns out no one expects anyone to believe that they're sleeping there. It's okay that you know that they're not. The show is very wink wink, like you know the parts that are real, and you know the parts that aren't very clear. And that's what I be so amazing that we kept them in. Limbert didn't feed them, just made us. Yeah. Yeah, they're like like a coconut sand woman like. Look, that's what the show is like, just the darkest. That's so funny.

All right, Um, next question and these I'm loving this by the way, like all the behind the scenes stuff. Um do reality shows like Fboy Island have several takes per scene? Um? No, no, not in the reality aspect of the show, which by the way, is different than my stuff. So like the elimination rounds like I will do it'll I come out. Hey, this is how the elimination goes. So the reality stuff they were they're never going to do second takes of like Garrett approaching Peter

or you know, Ta Mari's confronting um casey there. That stuff all happens the way it does, right because they have more than enough content. It's not like they're trying to shoot on a budget where it's like we only got seven hours today. We've got to make sure they do not know what's gonna happen. I mean, they knew that bringing Garritt in would be weird, but they didn't know that he was going to go confront Peter. Had no clue like that. That was all just like what

the funk is this guy doing? This is what they do, Like you said, people to be in a situation where you and you give them enough like confidence before you go in, Like, dude, they're going to freak out when you get in there. You are a guy that they are all dreading to see. You're gonna stir things up. They're gonna be jealous. You're there, You're the guy that's been on the first season. Everyone revers you, so he

walks in with this inflated ego. And when you send someone into a ring like that, who knows what's gonna We don't know what's gonna happen, but something will happen. So um, but then the eliminations. How it works is that those nights, I go out and I stand by myself with um, no one there, and I just do cold reads is what they're called. And cold read means like it's just getting the lines, just to have it for safety in case God only knows what happens, and

it's just me going welcome gentlemen. So tonight there are twelve that, like, twelve of you left, and then I do a bunch of roast jokes where they use maybe one or point zero two per cent of all of the jokes I do. I mean literally, I think they should do a gag reel of all the jokes that I said that didn't make it. It would be amazing, all the roast jokes, just so you don't even have to have the guy that I'm roasting. You would just

know exactly what I'm talking about you guys write those jokes. Yes, Andrew and me and um and and Bill all like get together and we write all the jokes because usually the guys come out and they look so sad, So we just write jokes of like, did you guys just find out Joe Rogan was canceled again? Did you guys just find out that only fans isn't allowing nudes? Did you guys have just found out that snapchats can be saved? What's wrong with you guys? You look so sad? Did

you just and then Andrew wrote the joke? Did you just find out that, no matter what you do, you'll never be as fussable as Davidson? Like these things of like you guys look sad? Why did did you just find out that um, you know, I don't know we had I looked him up this weekend because I was looking for like the hair thing, the chest hair, the asshole that was that made it? Oh yeah you have you have less hair than my asshole? Yes, on your

on your chest was so funny. Yeah, those are those are some of the most fun moments obviously, but yeah, the fact that they don't use like they use like less than one per episode seriously, but you know what it is. I think it's like they just don't have room. They just don't have room. It's just ten episodes. I would maybe asked them next time instead of airing a date of errands, let's just are a bunch of jokes of Nikki's that we couldn't have time for instead of

abs as well, they here are jokes. Yeah, it's just like me, like you know, it's a juxtaposition of me over it with like waves crashing in the background, just saying jokes that would be amazing a montage. Um. So then I go out and do cold reads and I just go like, Okay, Mia, who are you limiting tonight? Mia? Who are in your bottom? Two? Miya? Who are you in your bottom? Two? Your bottom? To Mia? Who are they?

So I just do a bunch of different versions than to Marris, than Louise, then Casey what are you f boy? Or nice guy Casey. So some of those times where you see me go it's like from the cold read where no one was standing there. Then we go into then they bring the girls out and I talked to them without the guys there, just so that they feel a little bit freer to say things that maybe we want, we need, we would like them to say, but like they wouldn't feels comfortable with all the guys, then they

bring out the guys. But most, I will say, the most of the stuff you see that airs from eliminations, I would say nine percent of it, which I'm remembering for next season so I don't have to do cold reads anymore, is all live. It's all we do everything the same way. There's some stuff we get just in case so that I did get clean reads of it is what it's called. But most of it is all.

Everything you're seeing is happening in the moment, and um, the biggest things you're missing out on from the eliminations that get cut around are how fucking long it takes people when they walk off to recompose themselves and do an interview while they So if Mia walks off because she's having a panic attack or like just like really upset with Peter and she walks off, which is great TV,

Thank you, Mia, You're doing the right thing. Everyone has to wait about forty minutes because it means she has to have her meltdown, which is gonna take however long someone's gonna go comfort her, which will also take however long. Then she will have to be then individually interviewed. That you know when you see on reality shows where the person is just like standing off to the side. It's called a on O t F on the fly. So it's like an interview you get while the show is

happening on the fly. It's not scheduled. So they take you and put you by a palm tree and they interview with your and your hair is blowing in the wind and you're like, I just really don't understand why peters but that those are called O t F on the fly, So then they have to get her doing

that to explain why she went off camera. And then finally everyone's like me, it's coming back, and it's coming back, and then it's places and during that time, we're all kind of another lingo words stopped down, so we're all just like waiting around, and I sit down on the couch with the boys and I'm not I'm not talking to them because I'm not really allowed to, but like,

I don't have anywhere to sit. Next season, I'm definitely going to have a place to sit because everyone's sitting beside me even though in the host and I probably should stand, so I probably will still be standing. Okay, I'm shirt looking in the mirror. And if you guys want to catch um Robin, my makeup girl had a terrible fall during this one. If you look at where I'm standing on a wide shot, you know wide meaning like you see the level. Yes, dude, you were down

in the green room. Probably it probably was we had just gone up to So you know, when I'm standing there by the pool at elimination, right to the right of me, I'm facing the ocean. Right to the right of me is this tiny sliver of concrete that is carved out so that there can be water from the one pool to the next. And it is probably six inches long or six inches wide, and and she anyone could have fallen and her foot just goes into it. And I was so scared her leg was going to break.

Thank god it didn't. But just look for that sliver and know that that was very treacherous. Final thought. A couple more questions. All right, I don't know if you can answer this. Did the producers tell Dame, did tell Danny to check on Mia? No? No, you know what I think he probably got permission because Mia was in a place that the F boys were not to go. But I'm positive that at that point in the show, if they were trying to get anyone to do anything,

they would have asked Peter to do it. So the reason that you know they didn't ask Danny is because at that point Danny really didn't have much of a chance with Mia. That if you look back, was the turning point, because Danny took it upon himself to be actually concerned about Mia in a real way and go find her and comfort her. And so that's kind of weird. We're looking for a new beanie at that time, so

he couldn't. Yeah, he was looking for um, you know, the new winter collection from Zara that he like had up in his room, you know, like a new scarf or some ship. Man Like he's changed if you have changed? Yeah? No, like seriously, man like, it's just like who you are. You know what annoys me about these guys. Just have to yourself if you are an F boy who wants to go on the show next season or a nice guy, and you please look for other ways when these women

want compliments. I know that you think being an F boy you're trying to hide your f boy nous even if you're a nice guy. And when you compliment women, stop saying you're so strong, you're you know, you're driven, you're like you know, like independent women. Okay, that's nice, say it once, but stop stop dancing around the thing you want to say, the thing that is natural to you to say, is I want to fuck you. You're extremely hot, you've got a great face, you've got great legs,

you got a great ass. Give these women, including me, And I'm not saying to do this to me on the show, but no woman on this show does not want to hear that. Look at the way they're dressed, and these women good because he's smart. He's so smart, because these girls are starved for those compliments, because every guy is trying to tow the line and seem like a nice guy. By not focusing on the sexual elements of these girls, you can still be a nice guy

and want to funk us. Do you know that? Well, Benedict has that trouble in your show of being sexual because he looks very sexual. He's a very sexual man like looking wise, but then because he works on his body a lot, Yeah, he's just a strong cheek bones. He looks like a boy I think. Yeah. Oh. He called Jason Mraz on Steroids about Tom, which was so oh, yes, dude, Tom punching that table Tomas. Tom gets a lot of airplay. Yeah, and he just looks like the rock the man made

out of rocks, you know. From Yes, he seems like I love Tom. Tom wrote me a d M and he said, sorry, it took the show so seriously. I don't know what I was doing. I was like, no, Tom, you were and and he feels embarrassed now that he was taking it so seriously because after the fact, he's just being mocked constantly. There's like a trumpet like kind of playing behind him when he walks or does anything,

and he's set constantly trum bone. That's what I meant. Um. Thank you know, uh, you're you're always on me about my wind instruments and you always keep me humble. Um. But he it was really sweet of him to say, NICKI, I'm sorry I took the show so seriously, and I was like, no, Tom, I like that you did, because you know what, he brought sincerity to it. He really did. Journal He really did. He does love to Maris like, he, I'm so excited for you guys to see the finale

of this how it all shakes out. Um and thank god these guys took it seriously. I think it's just hard because you don't you you understand you here. I love Ta Maris, I do everything for We don't see enough of that to really understand the bond and how much time together, let me say a lot of time together. And he's a little I can tell he's a little

frustrated right now, like they didn't show that enough. And so if you are wondering that's why the connection between Tom and t Marris is so strong or why Tom is acting this way, I just know there's a lot of things you didn't see because it had to be

cut for time. But they really did have an intense connection that we all knew about and um and but I'm so excited for you guys to see the finale and follow all these um F boys and things on Instagram if you're a part of the show, because these guys are like constantly going live with each other and and divulging things about the show, and they're much more loose lipp than even I am. I think because they don't,

you know, have a third season writing on it. So anyway, thank you for watching the show today or listening to the show. We'll be here all week. Don't be cut, Anne, Jack White Island