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how some of them are later on. Andrew, Wait, wait, how are you? No what you sound good? Oh? I sound yeah? I sound good because I went friends. I went to jiu jitsu this morning. I don't know why. I like fronds. Oh yeah, you choke anyone out or fucking ripped their arms off and beat them to death. No, I didn't do that. It was a white class. How long? Actually I got an arm trying submission, So I'm guessing that you go like this, Basically, I'm in a triangle,

choke someone with their own arm. Oh wow, you go stop choking yourself. Stop choking yourself. Do you see that while you do it? He's slapping your face. He's slap in your own face. That's cool. Is it? Was it a man or a woman? Um or or a non binary? If I don't remember, I did it too. I think it was a woman. But the fact that you can't remember equals like you could do it to anyone. Yeah, I just about jiu jitsu like you. You can funk up men. Yep. I can't wait for Noah to fight

my nephew in three years. I gave him three years, and I think it will be a close match. Andrew, how are you? I mean, I'm ready, I'm I mean, things are good. I didn't go to jiu jitsu, I worked out, had a good morning. We all this you They don't know Stu, but it works on perfect strangers. Okay, sat at the gym, Yeah, there was so at our gym. There's one bench, just one. It's like the movie the show After Life. Oh is there only one bench? And well there's one bench at the grave site where he

meets that woman. They just sit on the bench together and talk about death in life. Shout out to everyone who knows that show. That was a pretty fucking sick joke For those of you know and got it right away. Others people are just like, no, I got it, and I didn't care for it. There's one bench, right, there's three guys inside there. The guy was already working out on the bench. It's his bench. I get it. There's one. Do you, if it's a stranger, say look, you want

to share the bench? Why do you need a bench? I'm just curious. There's a lot. I mean, if you're doing upper no, no, I know. But if it's upper body, you're doing chests back, you just you need it. Now he was doing workout back and do this thing like this, or you're using it. He was honestly using it for exercise that you don't even need a bench for. So he's utilizing this bench. It's the only bench. He's someone

that works on our perfect I don't think. So. Now do you offer a stranger and say hey, you want to share it? Because for me, I feel awkward and I go, do you want to do? He was on it for forty five minutes doing workouts that really didn't even need the bench. What do you minutes walking a

quarter mile like a little high Yeah that's fast. No, he was doing just like a little tricept things like he didn't need it, he was sitting on it to do bib I. If there was someone that was hogging a piece of equipment, one equipment needed that was only one of I would absolutely say, hey man, do you mind if I get in on this bench? At some point, I wouldn't say share, he's had his time. I mean every sign where you go to a gym and it's like limit your time even at my gym at the hotel,

limit your time on the machines to thirty minutes. That's just that's that's the that everyone knows that it's about that number where you just you have to do that, and um, yeah, I would have just said, hey man, do you mind me if I could get it on that bench? Action it just sucks that I have to ask. I really feel like you should offer, of course, But he's a he's not a person that thinks about other people. Yeah. I mean it was such a weird vibe. It was such a vibe of like is he really just like

he knows that you're waiting. It's like when people when you're waiting for someone's parking space and you're following them at the grocery store and then they take longer into the car. My dad always said people when you they know your waitings take longer, and that never made sense to me. I am so much faster when people are waiting. I would go ford, I'll try to. I'd run over five people just so I can get i will ruin all my groceries by jettison them into the backseat and

like breaking all the bottles just so I can. Like even like, you know, when you're crossing a road and you do this thing to just make it look like you're go going a little bit faster even if you're not. You know, like you you've got to show the person that you're aware of them. It's just that's fucking Trump's America. I'm sorry. That's That's basically what it's about. Is like,

I am a free person. It's all about me. I get to do what I want to do, and I'm not going to be inconvenient at all by someone else's needs. I'm pretty sure this guy was from Mexico, but still your point, that's it's the same. It's the same mindset that makes people not want to like, I don't need to support poor people. I'm not gonna fucking welfare and like, just not it's people that can't have any empathy, Like, well, I would just find a different parking space. I wouldn't.

They don't. They can't see themselves on the other side of things, it's insane. The earthquake. The comedian Yeah, he just Neil Brannan is posted a bit of his of saying, like a Trump supporter, they're they're just so die hard, they're not gonna believe anything. You can say anything. And he's like, so when people go, what kind of woman do you want to end up with? Earth quake, He's like, I want a woman that's into me just as much as a woman is into Trump. So they're like, are

you fucking someone else? Here's that one? Fake news? Like it's such a funny analogy to just think about it, like if you were acting like an asshole and just blindly you're loving him no matter what, no matter what, he can't do any wrong. I understand not liking the left. I totally get that, and being like, Okay, well this

is my only option to like this other thing. But if you think Trump is a good leader, and or you think any of these people on Fox News are people you should trust, or who would ever give a funk about you outside of you giving them a rating. You're so misguided. These people have no care for probably even their family members. Honestly, they are and there's such people are even mad at them. They can't help it. They were raised by alcoholics. I have no empathy either,

like the people. They can't. I watch Tucker Carlson and my blood starts boiling. But I have to remember that these people are, you know, they can't help who they are. They just can't help it. That's just the way they are because they just were born with brains that are different and not. Honestly, it's it's worse for our planet

to have people. It's worse for humanity to have people like that, because it's gonna result in, you know, reaping the fucking environment because we think, because they think, humans are on top and so we can do whatever we want to animals and to plants and other societies like because we're better. But um, I'm not saying that morally they're not. They're not wrong for having their brains, I

feel because they didn't choose them. If I was born with Tucker Carlson's brain and his life, I would be Tucker Carlson, you'd wear a lot more and cost and man Burberry. Dude. I think though. What it's also very annoying is when we go funck Fox News. If you go, oh what CNN, and I'm saying, yeah, well, if that's

not good, what about CNN? I don't know politics, and I stay away from anything Trump related because it's so You even sent me something yesterday where the fucking some secretary of the U N guy was talking to he was defense under Trump, Oh he was, and he said that Trump because you know, they're saying that Trump would have handled Ukraine and this wouldn't be going on if Russia didn't attack any Honestly, Trump didn't even know where Ukraine.

Finland was in Russia. And then people will hear that and go no, I mean, dude, do you really have to know where Finland is? I don't know where Finland is can And it's like, well, I'm not president saying that. That's why I don't watch this stuff anymore because it doesn't matter. It hasn't mattered for years. And it's again, I'm not saying that I'm better than someone who doesn't.

When when someone is taking their time putting their groceries in their car because they know I'm there waiting, and they take longer to do it, just out of spite. That person is suffering so much. It just is true their life. They someone honking at you in traffic, someone who flicks you off, someone who wants to make your life a little bit worse because they want to just for no reason other than to make your life first.

They are suffering so much more than you are, and they're just trying to get you to the same place they are. And I gotta remember that. I saw a tweet yesterday of like I knew I was in Florida when I was walking across the street and the person sped up coming at me, and I know that, Burt, Like that's happened to me in Florida. Where you hear the engine get where you step on the pedal riding your bike on the side of the road, and someone gets closer to the bike lane just because you're there.

It's a third It's just you know, And I'm serious, man, like i I'm not coming at this like I'm I'm smarter than these people are. I'm a better persone. The things I believe in probably lead to a better planet, just because that's the way it is when you think about others more than yourself. And I can be fucking selfish as funk. I can be trumpy sometimes, but the fact that I can acknowledge that and go, whoa fuck, that's all I want from these people is just to go,

I can't believe I believe that. At one point, I'm so embarrassed and I'm so sorry, and then I would forgive It's fine. Just know that you kind of are selfish and admit it. It's the blind faith that the blind, just that belief that nothing else is right. Whatever it is, it's about, you know what. It's how much they hate liberals, you know. And and I have to say, for the other side, it's sometimes about how much we hate them,

you know. It's like it's not about how much you like your side, it's about how much you hate the other side. And yeah, I just have to remember that they're having a bad day, because when do you ever notice, like I just ran into this in my own life, like I was just yesterday, even with someone on Perfect Strangers three, we had like, oh two, well now we're working on three. This guy and I listen I'm dumping the gun a little bit, but I think we're gonna

based on Perfectly Just too. It's going so well, I definitely think there will be a three. Um, you witnessed it, like I got into kind of like I was in a state of just I was just in a bad mood because it was based I realized after the fact. So without talking about specifics, someone on Perfect Rangers. Three, a good friend or two a good friend of mine

who I've been working with on Perfect Strangers. One who I met like him, and I just like he was just trying to help me with what we about the scene we're about to shoot, and there was something about it that I was like, why can't I talk? Why can't I do this one line? And he's like because of this and this, and I'm like, but I want to and and then I realized, like and then I got on my high horse about like, well, that's that's why society is crumbling because I'm not allowed to say

things like this. It was just like this whole thing, and all I really wanted from him was to go, I know it sucks. I wish you could too, but you know we can't. That's all I wanted. I wasn't asking him to like fight for it and like take it to the top or whatever like that, and instead he was just like not in the mood for my two and just kind of was like all right, see on set, and I was just like cool, and it was just like we both kind of we're doing like

silent treatment, like standing our own. It was like the first time me and this guy have ever had like a bad moment, like he's We've only had like great, great, uh collaborative discussion. Getting DP on an NBC network is just a lot. I thought it would like add to the scene, and honestly, I still maintained that it it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't annal. It was double vagina, So yes, it does count as de Yeah, I should have been

more specific. I just think that any DP could be any Like I think that's where the communication broke down. But I was just getting ready after that, and I was like sad because me and this person that is like always so supportive and like we just get along someone and our interactions like make my time on set so much more fun. We're like had this tense moment and I'm like, oh, God, he's mad at me. Funk,

I gotta like it just like felt sad. And then I was like, you know, I was kind of in my own thing of like I'm right and like he just needed to do this and it would have been fine, and like why was he like that? And then I was like, wait a second, why am I really so

like why am I in the state of mind? And I realized it was because I had just gotten in trouble about something from another kind of sit a situation that was similar to the one that I was dealing with that I was defending with him, had sprung up right before he walked in, and it was completely not involved in him, and I felt embarrassed and like angry because I was embarrassed because I got kind of like called out for some kind of thing that I did

that was honestly like I shouldn't have done. But I was like defensive of that right away because I didn't want to admit I was wrong, because I was just it was embarrassing to be wrong. And so I was already in the state of mind of like, well, fuck, like my fuck everything, Like I'm just trying to do the best and I'm a victim and everyone's mad at me. And then he comes in and I just put that

on him. That conversation would not have gone the way it had had I not had the previous conversation right before he walked in that he had no idea what was going on. And afterwards he, you know, after we shot the scene, he texted me like that was great, Oh my god, it was so funny or whatever, and I was like, listen, man, I want to apologize for my two before you walked into something that had nothing

to do with you. And I took out my anger about that and my my anger up towards myself on you because it's just too much to like go inward with it. And he was like, I have not slept in three days. I am stressed out. I like I brought a whole thing, and are both our things just like turned into its own things, like a storm of perfect strangers to storm. I'm just so grateful that it didn't, because I think two years ago I would have still been mad at him. Today I probably wouldn't have been

able to reach out and apologize. I probably wouldn't have been I would have just said, yeah, it was great. I would have just acted like everything was fine, you know, or been like yeah, that scene was fine, thanks great seeing you today and not acknowledged what happened. But it just feels so good to be able to go listen, I was out of line, as in a bad mood,

and that's okay. I'm not like a bad person, and you're not a bad person for being sleepless and feeling the way you did and just being like, I don't want to deal with Nikki's fucking two right now, you know, Like it was we were both right and wrong to be wrong, you know, and it was just like it felt so good texting each other afterwards, and there was so much more love on the other side of this really awkward interaction that I would have, oh, you know,

in hindsight, been like, can we just skip that in our lives? But I'm actually grateful for it because now we have we can now know the next time that bubbles up, I'm gonna go, Okay, remember the last time this happened, what what it resolved to? Let's just avoid it now. And what sucks to about a lot of stuff is like if I think back on certain friendships that might have ended for me, or like just all

it would have taken with conversation. But what happens is, I think is like if you don't settle it or talk about it within the first couple of days, then it just keeps its festering, festering, and then you just you run away, and then it gets too far down the line where it's like, this is ridiculous to bring up ten years later and then get a friendship going again, you know what I mean? And yeah, so I don't know. There's like, God, it's such growth when you can just

be like, what are they going through? And why? You know why am I mad? Okay? I might be mad at them, but what are they also? And what what am I going through? And like not excusing your actions, but just taking accountability. And when you do apologize, saying no butts, but you were doing this, keep it to yourself even if you know they're wrong about something. Let them have the space so that they can come to their own conclusions about themselves. Keep it an eye. And

that's the best apology to me for myself. And when I received one where there's no butts, and I I struggle sometimes writing apologies on text. Unless you're getting yeah, then well Honestly, if it's a DV, there's no butts at all either. So um will be back after this and we're back. Let's just get to the news because we missed it yesterday. It's there to say, folks, you know what that means. It is thurs Day. Just in case you're wondering, Bob still that, I hope you're having

all this god too much? Oh wait, that was an old running joke. Ye do you know what happened to him? Do you know there's like, yeah, I'm so glad it's settled, and it's not like it wasn't like murder or something. Oh, because for a wild people were saying, well, he has the injuries that only you only sustain if you get your attacked by a baseball bat. And then I had spoken to a close friend of his that was like, it was probably his headboard. I'm a tall guy. I

always slammed my head into headboards. It was probably that. And then they noticed that his occipital lobe was like his first front part was cracked two, as was the back part, and so they're like, was their foul play? Like how could this have happened? What the funk happened? And they determined that he fell in his bathroom, hit

his head two different ways on the way down. And he's a tall man and we were talking about it and you fall from six five your head from you know, even six foot, you're not going to get as much pull That extra five inches is might be the difference between life and death. And so he hit it on one and then two, and then I was able to get himself to bed, crawling probably, and that's where he

passed away. So it was a break. Just no be alive the next day, and you'll be like, damn it, I thought I lost him and I could marry a tall guy. Um. I slammed my knee yesterday so fucking hard on this, so fucking you had left. I was glad you had left. You just left because you know when you like hurt yourself and someone goes are you okay? Early, you're choking and they're like are you okay? Are you okay?

And you're just like add, like I need to just deal with this, Like I don't want to have to deal with your feelings you about this, because I I knew that if you had witnessed it, and like the sounds I was making you would have been like, oh my god, nicky like, and I was like, oh, I'm so grateful, Andrew, is it here to be concerned, because I wouldn't be able to handle how scary this looks because I thought I had cracked. I was, you know,

this is all like precarious thing. I was just jumping over this and I just slammed it on this edge on the corner and I am a fucking not on my knee. It hurts so much. That's my just my knee that well, that's bright tan, but there's a big old there's a big bump there. To be honest, I thought it was the bump below your knee. I'm not I'm not trying to be but I didn't. Ye know, my knees look like elephants sometimes. Um, but yeah, it was.

It was fucking brutal. And I was thinking, Man, if that was my head concussion, like my knee got a concussion yesterday, I would have every time I hit my head. Now I think of Bob Sagett, And that's a good thing because I'm just more aware. Dude, I almost slip get in on the shower the other day. I thought about I got dizzy in the shower last night. I was so sick I threw up in the shower. I was having a migraine. So I got in the shower. I know I was having a migraine because I think

my periods coming. And I got in the shower just to like feel other things besides my head, and and I was just like I felt there's something about and I just throw up just a little bit because it was just something. It was just my head hurts so fucking bad. And then um, I went to bed and I did this cool thing. I gotta show you the contraption I made. We'll get to news one second. She's going to get it right now. She's going to the bedroom. I don't know what she's going to bring out right now.

The odds are either a sex toy or a UM love or a sleep mask that has UM something on it, like a vibrator on no sleep mask, great guests, I thought about doing that. So if you have migraines out there, headaches,

I get up. My migraine starts inside my eye about here, like in the in the corner of my eye where you would do like a smoke, like the darkest line of your eyeshadow starts in the corner and I pressed that, and a lot of times I just like to have hard things hitting me there just to pull it because I want to like force. It's almost like the pain has a there's a certain amount of pain, and I want to get it all out quickly to like kill it.

Like I want to like push on the pain so that it just all gets out instead of this dull release. So I invented something last night. I got this sleep mask in Cayman that has a pocket in it so that you can put one of these like cooling eye things. Right, like you put that in the freezer. That's not gonna be enough for me. So last night I was trying. I have another sleep mask that's just a basic one, right, And so I was trying different things, like I would

take a pill bottle and then I would put sleep mask. Sorry, I'll talk louder because I can't do this. Put the sleet mask. She's putting a bottle of aspern or something underneath the sleep mast. And then I would go like this and I would just have it in my eye like this because it would feel so good. And this is what you're doing while you're watching the Kanye Dock. No Kanye Dock, I was suffering. Oh, I got sorry, Okay.

So that was for a while and then I was like, it kept slipping out like that because it didn't have anything to hold it, and this is a silk mask, so it would just slip and then it would shoot across my room. So then I found my sleep mask that,

oh my god, that's hurt my vision worth it? I found this one has a pocket in it, and I found this charger on my nightstand right It's a it's like a big block charger, and I put it inside the mask so that I would hold in place and I would put it so that it was like this.

By this time, the pain had traveled to my temple over here, and that's when I came up with this honestly mask on the side of the head, I believe, with a charger inside it, folks, And then I had it like that at so then the charger was on the temple at the very right spot. I put the other sleep mask on top to even put the pressure on even more, and then I laid against a pillow as hard as I could to press it in and

it worked. It was great. It was. I was so excited that I had a pocketed sleep mask, and I really recommend this anyone with migraines something real quick. Yeah, I'm your doctor, doctor in a cool glazer. Yes, I'm suffering with migraines, and I've been taking medicine that you prescribe me. But I just I feel like tried taking the bottle and shoving it into your eyes hocket of medicine, not taking the medicine, but just using it. Um. Well, I'm going to prescribe you a sleep mask from Amazon.

Um it's made in China. It is about and if

you have a prime it's gonna ship for free. And then I'm going to have you take whatever charger you have lying around, especially one I think would be great that has the um the sockets that you can put, you know, swipe in and out so that sometimes you can get a very direct pain, uh poking with the socket out, put inside, and then wrap that around your head and then um and then how long until you until the end of the Kanye Duck And then generally you will start to feel like you have summoned the

same kind of psychosis that the person you're watching on the screen is going through and that possibly his car accident triggered this then this mania and that you yourself are and the mania that you will feel because your brain is too big for your skull. Much like Kanye described his own brain. UM is now what you're suffering with.

I wonder before you've had some mania things I forget what was the other things like pulses it, yeah, something else about like looking in the mirror trying to like I forget, like you've had some issues are not issues, but some things when you're just completely alone where you just like you probably like lose track of time a little bit when you're doing that now doing migraines. Yeah, like mania stuff. I never had mania manias when you go like but you think you're God and stuff. Swear

you told me before. Now, I mean I've had like I've had like what we're talking about, like realizing like other people are you, You're everyone? That's more like, um, that's kind of an ego death kind of thing. But I haven't had mania, really. I've had depressed like bipolar is fits of mania where you're like everything's great, We're

doing this, I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna call this for some I'm gonna do it, Like, oh my god, then I'm gonna do this, and we're like Kanye, you step into his world at the beginning of the documentary, the third documentary, where he's in the Dependic Republic, He's got a man like, uh, engineering a gyroscope or something in the corner. He's got another guy producing beats in

this corner. He's jump rope over here. He's that's mania, being like this, this, this, this, Like you might say that's highly productive, but that I would say most doctors would see that in a bipolar patient, go Okay, this guy's suffering with a manic episode. And then the other side of that is the depression, where it's like the opposite of that. But I've I've suffered with the depression depress, like if I've had bipolar, the downs, but not the

other things. Um, what do you constitute as mania? No? I don't know. Just like kind of you lose track of time, Like if you were like, let's say you had a migraine headache that was so bad that you just started experimenting things. The next thing you know, you've it's been forty five minutes and you don't even realize time went by and you had that except when I've blacked out. No, I know what I'm doing. I'm just I kind of. I just love when you can get

those pressure points and just torture them. But let's get to the news. Okay, first story, all right, have you seen this, Nikki? The latest Wheel of Fortune disaster has been striving at the TV? Yes? Do you have it? To play it? Well? I want to see if Andrew knows this. I want to see if he knows the answer to it, because I was actually looked up other like idioms to see if because sometimes Andrew just misses

out on things that have like this. Is this is an example of somebody just not hearing this phrase their entire life, which is possible. It's possible. Let's see. I might it might. I haven't seen this though, Okay, I think you'll know this. Another feather your Can I see the board or no? I can't? You know? Just Chris on what she's saying. I mean I would say, cap, yes,

that's correct. Okay, So there's this an a left uh there was I think it was like it was it was yeah blank a blank another like yeah, I and Inn is missing that you and yours missing. Everything else is filled in. It's another feather fall, and then in his blank N then it's yours y O, and then blank are and then it's blank a blank for cap. Can I be honest though I knew it was cap because hat was incorrect, I don't know if I would have had. I don't think it's the worst mistake. But

then let's continue. It goes round to her again. Okay, so that guy doesn't know it either. He doesn't want to buy a bow, which of the I guess bankrupts better in your lap? Oh, now Christopher is gonna roll again. Ah, so so frustrating. This is like wordle Thomas. Oh he got lose a turn now Thomas, who clearly knows it, he loses the term. I'm gonna okay. She's spinning it because she doesn't no. Still, well, what letter would you like? Yes?

Oh my god. If she doesn't get it now after getting Pete, I will solve another feather in your Now, Christopher, he's spinning it again. He gets bankrupts Thomas, you have no money, I'll okay. Thomas, who definitely has known it the whole time, is spinning again. She and there we go another feather in your cap, I mean and patch Piatt Piatt s g uh said something about like, I never like to make fun of anyone. This is really

a high pressure game. I don't I like to like be very empathetic to the fact that these people, you know, sometimes things just like miss. But yeah, I mean he was actually say something very It was sweet. I thought, um, even yeah, so um, even though I think that um Alex Trebeck was the one that could be like kind of an asshole sometimes when people weren't as smart. But this is Wheal of Fortune. This isn't Jeopardy. You don't

need to be like a I do like that. There's two different kind of fan It's like a chess and checkers. This was kind of an off putting thing, you know what I'm saying, Like, but sometimes you just miss things. Were you Were you a Jeopardy family or a Wheel of Fortune family? Uh? Wheel of Fortune? While my mom was making dinner, it would just be on and then we were a Jeopardy family. My dad's my dad's a jet pretty, my mom's a wheel of Fortune. What about you? Yeah,

we were a Jeopardy family. We didn't play Wheel of Fortune, but Rusty's Family Wheel of Fortune. We liked, um trivial Pursuit. My dad really likes that. Um, remember you were really

good at it. I do pretty well on that, like I, um, you know, there's some things that I'm just real dumb that And then I like playing it with my parents because we play this old version from the eighties where there's no there's no trivial questions from after six or something, so it's all stuff before I was even able to talk, and I do all write on it, and my parents sometimes I just like them. My favorite thing is when I know a song or something, even if it's not

trivial pursuit. Like there's a song and I like know the words. My dad goes, how the hell do you know this? And I'm just like, I just go, Dad, I'm intelligent. I pay attention. I just I love those moments. And he's so proud that I know something that was only around like he thought he had to teach it to me for me to know what I'm like because

I I'm curious and I pay attention. But you know, um, yeah, there's some I would whip them though, in a game that was you know, current current if it was nine movies from six to I'm fucking any pop culture then in that time. Yeah, if you ask me tomorrow, like who invaded Ukraine, I'd get it right right, they lived them. That's such a good point. What about like, but I lived some things that I don't know for sure. Go back two weeks, what's the next news story? Okay? Hotel

Hotel workers reveal the weirdest things rich guests have done. Okay, okay. Housekeeper said he saw a big company boss step into the hotel lobby with over two dozen security guards surrounding him and start crawling and growling on the floor like an animal. Why two money for security guards? That does not This does not seem like a real thing. I thought so too. Okay, So maybe Bezos was just walking upright, and it looked like he was crawling next to normal size. Okay.

A top five richest person after a bad stock day for his company, uh told employees that night he wanted to sleep on the table of the restaurant and asked for around twenty cooked lobsters to be laid out across his body. No, you know what, it's so outrageous, but I think it might be true. Yeah, I think that's

the same guy every time. I wouldn't be surprised if, um, one time we had a rich a rich comedian come and stay at our hotel and in the morning we found him dead in his But if that was the craziest thing a rich person left beyond, I mean that I don't know you putting your charger on your eyes close. I mean, my maid must think I'm insane. She's laid out all I have like nineteen sleep masks because I

lose them all the time. And she must think I'm having like, you know, blindfolded orgies, because why would one girl need this many fucking sleep masks? And why is it orange in her shower? And why is there throw up in there? Now? To you, there's like seaweed in the drain I had. I guess I had some seaweed in my meal before. Oh so bad? Okay, Um, what other things? No? I mean this, You're so right, this is the same guy. Okay. Other strange requests include having

food served inside a special guitar. Okay, rock and roll guy, I guess, like what kind of food? No, it's well, it's it just described as a millionaire in China. I mean these guys love people shifting in their mouths, so eating out of a fucking guitar is not. I'm just wondering. Does he have the guitar and he gives it to them. No, he probably requested them to get it. Some people like to be so specific so that it puts other people out.

I mean, this is again just it's more about, like, how can I exert my power that someone will do this degrading thing because of me um or he might really like Lasagnan. I want to hear some disgusting things, you know, Like I mean, the lobster guy is pretty disgusting. And why would you want to sleep on a fucking table in a restaurant? You gotta like here, like the

prep staff coming in in the morning, so weird. I fell asleep one time on a blackjack table, really and had to be carried home by a guy that worked for the guy named Lobster. Yeah, oh my god, you know that story. I'm not even kidding. There was. We had a guy. No, his name was Lettuce. It was It wasn't really, I mean, there's a whole other story. We were we were in Bahamas. Me rusty, uh my used car Buddy Jack was he shredded, like the way I like my lets. So his name was Romaine, so

we nicknamed him Lettuce. He he like got us drugs. We got him. We went to Polo one time, like the closed store. This was the funniest moment ever. So we go to his clothes store, Me, Rusty and Lettuce, and Lettuce, Me and Rusty are like looking for outfits for that night. We both have like mustaches. Were like, let's build an outfit around the mustache when you were rich Yeah, this is like the creepiest or the funniest

or like the strangest thing of Richard. And we go to the counter and let us already has an outfit, like there's a photo of me Rusty, Yeah, of course. And we got him jet ski rides. We He was like our best friend on the island because he got his cocaine and um god, these fake friendships based around drugs.

And then one night I got hammered and I passed out on the on the blackjack table and I had to be carried by one of the employees and someone I think it was the Rusty or Rusty's little brother Ryan. They just had a feeling that I was maybe in the hallway, like didn't even hear me, and they opened up and I'm just like a Behamon guy is just holding me up and like going, do you know this guy, I've been trying to find his room for three hours? Oh my god, Andrew, you were such a piece. Do

you remember any of that? Yeah, like a little, very little easy that you would remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's uh that was. And then we got left in the Bahamas. We got left, they left, They took the boat back with our passports, so we were stuck there. So why didn't you have your passports with you? They were in the boat. So you guys charted a boat to the Bahamas. Yeah, I think we were going to fly back instead of taking the boat. But you

just didn't leave. You left your passports they took Yeah, they took the passport. So then uh, we got stuck. Inn have passport, we couldn't get back to a America. So then we just, I mean, we had money, so everything changes when you have money. Then we're like, oh, we'll just fucking get a room here. And next thing you know is spring break and we're parting with a bunch of college girls. How do you get your passports back. They had the mail him back. Oh my god, but

you partied with college girls? Yeah? Is it fun? We still talk to them. No, No, I was a sexual. Then that's that photo I'll show you. We could post a photo of Oh my god, the best photo I'll send it to you know, of me hammered with my a sexual hand down, all funked up. And then Rusty has two bottles of champagne with five girls circling one where he was like money, isn't like I'm put my face on your money. Yes. He ended up buying every bottle of champagne on the island because he won eighty

grant at Black Chack. Oh my god, what a dumb use of his money. Do you guys were kings for a day for like an hour and a half. He was the guy to put to one lobsters on him. But it was a champagne he would did. He would do the dumbest ship. I told you when we were in debt. He took out a thousand dollars on his credit card just to throw it in the club. Not a strip club, just a regular club. A thousand dollars just to throw it. We're like forty grand and dead.

He takes out a grand on his credit card to throw the cash from the our table into the crowd, just letting the rain a family now and like, uh he's a money manager yea, and his name was cash him credit. All right, let's get to the last news story, all right. Larry David's two part HBO documentary was shockingly canceled the day before premiere by Larry David. Instead, he has decided he wants to do it in front of

an audience. Resources close to him say that means, um, he wants to do a live stage version of the documentary. I think that something in the documentary he said, might have gotten him canceled, or something that was my initial thought of like that. I don't know why I mean to cancel, like he procrastinated, like looking, but I couldn't

picture him doing that. I can't either. I feel like he's like very good about he Maybe he just didn't like it, you know, maybe, But why would it have gone so far to almost air it was supposed to air Sunday? What else did they put on in its place? Pitch Perfect too? You know, like what did they what do they do? That's what teaches you about. This is the thing about Hollywood is that everyone's so like, we need the deadline is approaching, we need to do this,

and it's like it can always change. There's always something else to do. This isn't do or die, This isn't nuclear war like Larry David, you can pull a thing that was. I mean, there's no he's done enough too. He has more money than God, but you would think that that's impossible. Deadlines are always like, but we need it on this day, or we're not gonna it's like then they'll just air it later, or they'll just figure

out there's something else they can do. Of course they'll lose money and stuff from I mean, I know there's lots of money involved in this thing, but it's there. It's never like people are going to lose their lives. I don't think. I don't know. I just feel like he's made so much money for HBO with Curb and

he's made so much like he has the ability. The day before something dropped what it was, and I wonder what the drama was around it, the calls that were being made, because he he may kind of like that the story of him like not being out like maybe

the idea of his story. I definitely think he was panicking before it about something and worried and just decided to go no. Like it was like, you know, that's the story of him walking on stage to do a set before he was famous, looking at the crowd and just going Noah, and and just walking off stage like that's that's exactly what happened here. He's just like, no, we're not doing this, and they're like, wait, wait what

we have? We've promoted it, Like I was excited to see it, so I'm I'm actually excited to see whatever he puts out. So I kind of like I liked the story, just doing what he wants. Old l D. Let's take a break and come back with Sports Gears Andrew's weekly sports moment. It's time for the sports moment of the week, always am, let's hear it? What is it? Noah? Okay,

this is a very sad story. Kane Velasquez, who's an m m A fighter, is charged with attempted murder after police say he targeted a man accusing of accused of molesting Kane's four year old relative. So the man charged with molesting Kane's relative was in a car with his mother, who was employed by Kane as a daycare worker, and his stepfather when Kane opened fire on them for what could be over a hundred times. The stepfather was wounded, and Kane also rammed his truck into them. Did you

know Kane's name before this incident? Noah, because I didn't know it, But I oh, I knew UFC. He won the championship at one point. Like he's a pretty big name, yeah in that world. Um, he's a bad shot though, was the guy already? The guy was accused, He hasn't been charged. He was charged, He was charged, He was charged, he wasn't found guilty yet by the court. So he was he was going to be appearing in court for abusing one of Kane's relatives, four year old relatives living

at the daycare. Daycare. Yeah, um, I mean it goes back. That's a fucking that's they'll they'll get in there, they'll find a way and a lot of times women who are in their lives as well will facilitate these needs that these fucking sickos have. So I'm sure the woman in a situation knew something was up here. So you think that's why he didn't have a problem shooting with her in the car or do you think I went through idea, Kim, he cared. Yeah, and I think that,

you know, wounded the stepdad. I gotta be honest, stepdad probably fucking kid. Yeah, he probably funked around with the kid who I'm not saying that, Like, I'm just saying a lot of times stepdad's are the ones molesting, and molesting leads to molesting leads to molesting. Not that I don't I'm sad that the stepdad was wounded. He seems I don't know if he had anything to do with it, but I'm sure this guy was so mad he didn't care. Um a hundred hundred. I mean, that's like, I don't

even know what kind of gun almost he was. In quotation marks, would you for forty or something? Would you okay if you found out that No, No, if you found out that someone in your like a loved child, and would you want that person to stand trial and suffer in prison for six years of their life, which is what they kind of get sometimes and then they get to go back to reoffending and all they have to do is like really introduce themselves to their neighbors.

But they can you know, there's a lot of times guys or would you rather them? No, not you kill them? Because I don't think that you would want to. You would kill someone, I mean you'd want to. But if I caught it in the act, I'd kill him. Yeah. That's the weird thing about this is like because if if he caught him and at the moment, he still wouldn't get off, that's not self defense. He wasn't being you're defending. I don't know. I don't know what. I

don't know either. I mean that has to happen so often though of the caught in the moment, and um wait, what are you asking? I'm sorry? Would you like sometimes I think you know, I definitely believe that molesters brains they can't help it, and so punishing someone for a brain that they can't help is not the way to do it. But we do need to put them away to protect other children, um or killing them just to

protect other children. I would want to. I would want to kill them, but I want to kill them with like a more painful way, because because even though I know they can't help the way they are, I still want to hurt them the way that they like, I want to set an example for other people who might do that. That's why we put people away is as a society, we need to set an example. Like, Okay, if you want them less kids, that's what's gonna happen to you, So better fucking your desires. Push them down,

because that's what's going to happen to you. Your desires. I know you can't help them, but that doesn't mean that you need to give into them, because this is what's gonna happen if you do. We need to set examples. Um, it's less about punishing the person who did it and more about protecting other kids by setting example. But man, it would be hard not to want to do that.

I mean I run through my head of Poppy Harlow Forest, even my you know, my boyfriend, uh nephews and like anyone close to or just any fucking kid man like you just see, it's just heartbreak. It's just it's so heartbreaking. And what is like what talks about the law sometimes I think too, is like if if he doesn't get charged right because he did this after the fact, or

I'm sorry if he gets charged and goes right. If they don't find him not guilty because he's revenging, right, that would be crazy because then everyone could revenge and it just opens up a whole can of worms that they can't even He has to be punished. He took someone's life. He didn't take anyone's life. Oh he did not that That's what I said. Sorry, sorry, that's crazy. I mean, he would have been better off probably killing

with those that. But he's being charged for attempted murder, which is money to life in prison, and I think you should get like, I think maybe like two years. I mean, the charge is a charge, no matter what I feel like, I feel like sometimes the system is

flawed into center. I've I have a story of my own where I I once witnessed someone um get a harsher penalty for something that had nothing to do with the molestation charge because it came out on the stand that they had once been given a molestation charge and it had nothing to do with that one. But once the jury found out that that guy had molested in his past, they I could see, I could, I know

that the tone shifted. And so that's why people go like, please scratch that from the record, it's like, bitch, we just like I can't men in black blanky thing myself right now. I know what he did. It's hard and you know that. And and also sending um pedophile to prison we all know is not going to be a

great life for them. No, I'm I'm just saying, like, if you want to go out and kill a pedophile for what they did to your beloved family member, maybe just wait un till they get sentenced or don't get sentenced, and then you can do what you want. But if they get sentenced, just know that they're going to suffer way longer in there. But a lot of times they just get out so soon. Reminds me of the movie

A Time to Kill Have you seen that? No? But oh yes with um yeah and Samuel Jackson, and Samuel Jackson kills the guys while they're in court, like in the courtroom, like going to the court, and I'm like, that's probably not the best time to do it. Like lots of witnesses. There's like the stenographer who's just like typing bam bam bam. I just don't know, yeah, yeah, he draws it. I I don't know, Like I like, I'm even thinking about it, I would just know you

want to you just how could you not? That's what's so boggling to me. Mind buggling to me when someone doesn't believe their child and like and stand up for their child, which happens all the fucking time. And if it's happened to you out there, I'm so sorry someone didn't believe you. But that's the most curvile thing. It's like, you either get your mom wanting to murder someone who did that to you, or you get your mom going you it was just a bumpy car ride his that's

not you. You didn't feel him touch you that way. We were just going through a sharp turn, and that's why his fingers went inside of you. Which I have empathy for the parents because they don't want to know that horror, Like they can't even wrap their brain around that horror. Yeah, they can't handle it. They can. They're doing all they can right then, and they're being bad parents because they can't be anything else and they should

have never had kids to begin with. And if that's your parents, you've got a shitty hand dealt and it's not your fault. Let's get to fan tracks, Okay, no, what's the first Uh. I mean we've gotten to all the subject matter that we always do. Okay, but it's coming up all right, and I'm gonna do a little palette cleanse with perfect um a video that a bestie sent us on Instagram. Hold on, let me just get no, oh no, no, it's not that okay. This is from

your bff Jess. She thought that you would like this video. And then because oh my god, I've already seen this video. My sister sent it to me this morning. It's a bluga whale finding someone's phone that they dropped in the ocean and bringing it back up to the girls. I think it's fake, sorry, y'all. Fake, fake, fake, fake fake. It was a bluega whale that was trained to get cell phones. They decided to like shoot it very closely. This is in an aquarium, it's not in the ocean.

I just don't it's like you think they was sorry. I don't mean to be like a pizza gating here and like you know, nine eleven an inside job, but this is this is absolutely an inside job. I think I see worlds involved. Wait time out. They were on a boat though, right, Okay, so I think, um, they get. There's just no way. There's just no way. I just don't believe it. There's just no way. Sure, but it's

just there's just no way. So you think a whale can't figure out to bring something to someone unless they're trained, Yes, I think there is a way, but I just don't I've never seen Why have we never seen a whale do this with any other thing that was like in the ocean, like bringing a fish to someone or bringing like they bring up Well, I don't know. And why is the phone like an old version of a phone? Like? Why are we it's it looked like it was like

an iPhone seven. I'm just saying, have you done any research on this? No? I just saw this morning and I wrote to my sister, I think it's fake. I'm sorry to be that person, but I want to let's maybe look at it on Snopes and see if anyone else thinks it's fake. Because it's making the rounds today. I wanted, Okay, maybe it's another whale that did. I'm going to look it up right now, whale fines. Let's

get to the next fan trax. Noah, but I appreciate someone sending that in and I'm sorry, I'm being a skeptic about it. Okay, well i've and I fell for it, so I know, maybe I'm someone break this open for me. I just can't believe that a whale would do that. And if you know that whales can do this, that's great, but I just can't. I believe so many animals care about humans and deserve our love and trust and all those things. But I and that they care about us

and that there's possibilities for them to have empathy. But I don't think they're like, hey, I notice that you're drop your phone and here it would be had a go pro on for this. It didn't. It didn't. I'm watching the video again. Did not go pro I'm just I want to snope. Set. Um, let's get to the next fan throps. Okay, this one UM is from Sarah. Hey, besties, UM, this is Sarah and I am just calling in because I have a great butt dial story. Um. So, in high school I got my first like love tap on

the back of my car. Um. It ended up being we were very close to the school. I was out of red light and a girl hit me from behind. It wasn't bad. It was my mom's car, and when we pulled over, it was a girl who was in my first period class. We're not that good of friends, but we were both so upset and crying, and so we're just like, okay, we'll handle in math class. So we get to math class and we exchange our mom's phone numbers. Of course, um, and the mom's talk on

the phone, and my mom is cool. You guys have actually met her in a in a Philipeth sailor mom drip. She is super nice and she didn't want to go through and like insurance, if they didn't have to, they would just figure it out. And this woman agreed to it and then ended up butt dialing her and talking ship saying how it's way too expensive or she's trying to scam me or this or that, like just the whole time. And it left a voicemail for my mom so she didn't answer, so long story long, Um, she

we ended up hearing it. Uh. She sent her a text message, I do not want to skip insurance anymore. And I went in the school parking lot at the end of the day and found the girl's license plate before she could be unhelpful. Before oh man, actually it cut out so before she could be so I'm guessing, so let me understand this. The woman complained that they weren't going to like pay, or that it was going to be so much that out of insurance. They wanted

to be like, look, let's not get insurance involved. You hit my car. This is the price. I'm sure they were like, it's just a fucking scratch on a bumper. It couldn't be thirty grand whatever. Okay, So the number that the girl who called us, her mom gave a number to the woman and the woman's like, that's a fucking terrible number, and then and then she was like, actually, let's do involved in. Yeah, I wonder if that end.

I mean, it's so funny that it's like the worst person you could possibly call when you're when you're ship talking about someone like them, Like, what are the odds that you call the person? Well, I guess they're pretty big because a lot of times you start talking right after you get off the phone with someone, so calling them back it might be the first thing that your butt hits. Oh I wonder if that woman ever knew and like, you know, and they have evidence. I mean, okay,

let's get to the next one that was good. I want to know the ending. But how weird was it in the first period when you saw that girl? Was it ever the same with that girl again? I don't know. I heard a blue a whale brought them money for blue. It's a great name. By the way, have you ever seen the video where they like shake the blue the bluega whales head, Like the top part they pressed it.

It's like, um, one of those It's like, yes, it's like spongy and like like one of those balls, like um, not a bouncy ball that's like taught, but one of those like really like kind of more smooth balls. It's really like this amazing spongy material and this marine billogists like shaking their head and they're just like a little it's gelatinous. It's like a really like a thick jello

mold and it's filled with like water. And I guess whalers used to like drink it or something or like think that it was like had special nutrients in or something like that. But its brain is not, it's not most of it. It's not like you're giving it head trauma by doing that. It's just a bunch of jelly and it just is Yeah. Yeah, really it's looks like the most satisfying thing I've ever seen, you know what I mean. It's like a goat has horns to protect

its head. Why would it have like a big jelly thing because it can still ram the funk out of you. But I just wrote bluga whale jelly head. Yeah yeah, oh look at this. I'm gonna show you how much you can dent it. Look at that. Whoa, that looks bad, but I guess it's you can dent it so much so jelly um. All right, next next fan trax. Okay, here's a question from Nikki. Oh hi, best see this, Nikki. Um, this is like my I don't even know how many times I've recorded this, so this is my last one.

All right, I'm listening to three right now. Um. Captain crunch lungs into the park. You know why I've called that? Yeah, unless I missed it, but I'm looking forward to it. So anyway, you guys are talking about how you hate when you're telling someone a story or an experience and then they have to tell you about bears or like someone they know. Yes, and I am so guilty of this, but I have a question because when I do this, I'm not trying to like one up you or like

brag about me. It's more so than I'm just trying to relate to the conversation and like have something to add to the conversation. So is that's still annoying? You know? Okay, because I'm working on it. And yeah, that's it. And I love you guys so much. I listen to you every day on their Wayner my boyfriend knows the Drill he walks in and Niki La their podcast is on TV. Oh my god. Yeah that's it. I love you guys so much. And Jack the Ripper girl. Um, yeah, that's

that's an interesting one. I really I like that you brought this up because that is a that's a that's a great sign of empathy, of wanting to explain your experience in a similar thing making them feel less alone. I think it's very different. I think what you're doing, it would would not feel like a one up, and um, it's just different what you can just tell when someone's trying to one up you as opposed to when they're

sharing a similar experience. I think, just keep doing you and that you're someone who comes at it with like a good heart, like your intention behind whatever you're doing is going to it's gonna show through in your tone. Right, what do you feel? I mean? I also feel like you could go, look, I'm not trying to want It's

one sentence, like I'm not trying to one up. But sometimes when you say I'm not trying to one up, it's almost like you're saying what you actually are trying to do, not I'm not trying to be racist, but like this racist thing. You know. Yeah, I've been around people where you'll tell like a crazy story and then instantly they won't even listen to your story. You gotta ask ask two questions before you get into your That's a good practice. Just ask a question, yeah, follow up

with two question questions. Then you could do your story be like, oh, that's interesting because I actually have a story like that which is way better. And you're really good. Yeah,

that's really good. I like the two question rule. Are you just saying about when people, oh yeah, when people don't even ask and oh man, there's something my brain is not working today in terms of memory over there, I know, right, squishy jelly head blooga, all right, that was thank you so much for listening to the show so much, and um for like making you know. I just feel like it's how cool is it that she's like, I'm working on it like I want to. I don't

want to come across. But don't overthink it, because I think your intention is is good. And just know that you're a good person and you're not trying to hurt anyone by doing it, and that's that's all you can really ask for. So don't overthink it. Don't don't be worried if people are mad at you or think that you're one way like and if they do, they're wrong, and you know you're working on it. Love it, Okay, next fan trax, Okay, this one, I'll just play it Okay,

now must stay Nikki, Andrew and Noah. My name is front Of and I'm from New Delhi, India and I just love your podcast. I've been listening to you since the U up days, so I've always wanted to tell you, Nikki, is that you are the main reason that I got into watching and listening stand up comedians after watching the first appearance on Rogan and then I got into this rabbit hole of the YouTube algorithm with other suggestions like THEO, tom Bert, Bobby Lee and just so many more. Not

just that. I love love Sam Harris too and his meditation I was life changing. You guys honestly feel like my good friends from the other side of the earth. So much positive vibes and I hope that I get to meet you all someday. Sending you all the love from India. Don't be check through check from oh my God? What is his name? Pran Of, pran of, pran of, Oh my God? Thank you so much. Um. I loved hearing your list of comedians that you're into. I God, I'm I love that it got you in the stand

up comedy. I'm so glad that my American women uh sensibilities resonate with a man across the country, across the world, living in a totally different country than me, and like we probably have such different lives, but like it's all same vibes. I love it. It's so this is it's so special to me that you listen and are you related to a deepa. Oh my gosh, that's so fucking funny.

That's so fucking funny. Oh my god. Honestly, that guy I want to know what his where where, what his life is like, what he does for a little what this guy. I could listen to this voicemail and just I almost teared up. It was he's just like he's such a kind person, Dude, Why can't everyone be kind? I'm not as kind, but I'd like to be. You are you really are? I don't know. Today I almost lost it on this dude driving He was like, where you can ever have someone on your ass? Oh my god?

You you and guys either going slow in front of you or tailing you like driving with you is it's you get mad at people more than most people do. I have to say. I would argue that you get a little angry too. I don't get angry. I just steer around them. I really do. Andrew, I would have to say, I don't you get It's not like you like scream and are like funck you, but like you get perturbed by people around you in the car more

than I would drive with. I would argue than this that you do things that get people upset in their car, and you say, why are you even reacting? Um No, I I don't feel like I have people reacting. I don't get honked at. No. I don't, dude, No, I don't. I really I get honked at. Yes. And I've seen you like go in the other lane to like get out of places and people are like and you're just

oblivious to it. Oh No, I know they're just overacting, Like you over react to people that are doing their own thing because you always go and it's just like just go around them, Andrew. But my point is is that person shouldn't be doing that if they were paying attention. And the guy that's on my ass that that is fucking like literally like inches from my ass, like fucking angry, going like this behind me, I'm not even angry yet. Yeah, yeah, So what did you do? What happens in that situation?

Do you slow down? Do you speed up? Like? What does that guy want you to even do? So I knew he wanted to get around me, and he was mad at me for not going as fast as he wants me to go, right, so just go around to gas And I didn't let him go around me, but then I had to make a U turn anything. That's not the right reaction, I know, let him go around you, or why don't you just like move out of the way and then when the zoom pastor you just go back.

And sometimes when people do past me, when they're like super and rush, I just know whoa But I don't go and like get mad. Just let them go. They're just fucking angry people. Just when people driving crazy just or driving slow. Either go around them because they're driving slow, but you go, fucking what do you do? Like if someone's doing too slow in front of you, you get so angry. And if someone's don't you make me sound like a monster. Now it's not, You're not a monster.

You just go like if they cut me off and they're not being aware, yes I get a little perturbed, but I don't think. But the opposite if you're in front of you, if you're behind someone that's going a little too slow for your liking, or they're like trying to find an address that they're kind of like breaking. You can't even fathom that someone would ever do that,

even though you've been that person before. But if you're on the highway and you're going thirty per hour and you don't have your hands around them, could cause an accent. So then I get upset because an them, or call the cops. But you're going to the number for the cops here. Can you imagine I was calling the cops to explain and to explain to them that a cars just going slow pretty good at it. Try to try to say the car is going slowt no, no, no carros a car. No, it's not atto. I'm guessing it's

something automobile, automobile. I feel like cars carro Okay, I could be wrong, Am I wrong? Okay? So I mean it does sound ridiculous. So the car O is it does is going slow? El caro as no rapid though um in laka is not fast in the industry, car is not. A car is not fast. You're not fast in your brain. That's what does I mean. I don't mean to make fun of people that. It's just so cute when you're trying to translate things and make it like like the words were slow, so you say not fast.

Murder If someone got murdered, are you going you'd be like no liv oh yeah no no viva in like the st no live in the street. All right, let's get to the last fan tracks or one of the last thoughts. Are we on final thoughts? Sorry? I'm on bluega whale searches. Okay, final thought, I'm envisioning your brain like that with the thing with your cape, with your oh yeah, the bluega whale. If they put on my device,

it would just it would just print so deeply. I mean, you gotta see this, like the way the rubbery heads. You guys got a Google Bluega squishy head. That's all you gotta do and you'll see what I'm talking about. So satisfying. All right, Okay, here's um a quick mispronunciation story from Kaylee. Hi. This is Kaylee from Atlanta. I wanted to show a story about a mispronounced word that I had. UM. So you know how you can learn to spell certain words, You may say it more phonetically,

like Wednesday would be when Ned's day. Um. Well, I did that for lingerie. UM when I was in college. My boyfriend at the we're talking about lingerie and in that conversation I literally said lingering and the embarrassment from that moment um still haunts me years later. So I just wanted to share that story. She reading it, and thank you for the pod, and I can't wait for Nikki's new show Annie. Thanks Kaylee. Was she reading it

or was it just in her brain. The word looks like lingery, So she just said lingery to her boyfriend. I love that. I love um because I understand reading the word lingerie and just not having it in your mind and it's just going like lingery and being like what. But just to say that, to have word that you think of, where you see the word and you are reading the word in your head is a different kind of thing. And then do it one time someone calls you out and then every word is what the oh

my god, what the fun is cheese? But I'm trying to think. Yeah. Whitney Cummings posted one with the Honest the other day of posthumously where people say posthumously, which I said forever. And I still sometimes when I read the word, I say colonel. I mean that's a that's one that we got before. Um, I think you go with postum. Can we just say no posthumously? It sounds so funny, It sounds just right when you say it, though for me the other way posthumously pously But you

know those um what about opossums? That's post humans? Why is there an oh, I mean, I've got there's gotta be a reason. I actually started reading this book. That's a good question too. I started reading this book called The Evolution of Useful Things. It's how everyday artifacts from forks and pins to paper clips and zippers came to be as they are. And um, someone had recommended it in the subreddit. Books about like just simple things like that, like why does zylophone have at X? Why do zippers

look like that? Why do paper clips look like that? And it's I'm gonna find out. I like, I like about those kind of simple things, so I'm excited to read that. Yeah, it's called, um, The Evolution of Useful Things by Henry Petrovsky. I'm also going to read Murder on the Orient Express and I'm also still making my way through um the book. UM just honestly books on on Reddit, the subreddit, because people are like and there's called there's a subreate called recommend recommend me a book

or something. Recommend a book and you just say the kind of book you want, and people who know books will be like this, so check that out too. UM. All right, everyone, thank you so much for listening to the show today, uh and all this week. UM. Shout out to New Delhi, shout out to what was the girl's name right before the New Delhi call. I didn't say her name, and I feel like Sarah. Thank you so much for your message asking about interrupting, you know, sharing.

We will get to column by next week. Um, love you guys so much. Do not be there. And Jack Cross, well, actually it was Nikki. Oh yeah, it was Nicky. How could I forget it? Jack Frost? Nicky Jack Frost Jack