#182 The Same Esophagus

and listen? I go, hey, hore, I go here I am. And it's like it was just like there was a little bit of like a filter on it of a not a frog, you know, a little gargle. Yeah, there's a bubble in my throat. It's got to be a bubble. I really do think that's the scientific makes me think of pig vomit from What's that? From That's it? BC? Yes, wasn't even like famous that role. He do you know any other fun facts about there's some like there's a lot of interesting things about that movie in that role.

I remember him going on stern and talking about it, but now I can't remember any of them. I think Howard really got a bone er in the bathtub with the redhead. He's like, was he just like on the precipice of cheating that would happened where she was? Yeah, that must have been so hard for him. And then in the bathtub, right, that's right. And I just remember getting so titilated by that scene where he the girls like on the speaker. Yeah, yeah, that was so hot.

I didn't even know what it meant or what it Yeah, I want I want to hear the actual real episode of that, you know what I mean? The actual one is is her being like, yeah, I don't even really feel it. It's not feeling right there wait no or um, yeah you know this guy. That's that's good. It's over there. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah it was so hot. It was

a good one. You've been sending me TikTok's recently because I've asked you kind of like the way that I go through Reddit and save the post that I like that I want to follow up and like share with people later, because it's really hard to send people reddits because it has to like the app has to pop up. But I don't go on on TikTok at all, and so sometimes you'll tell me about it. TikTok. You'll be like, did you see the oldest man dude people know at home?

If you haven't typed in man ashtrays, man made of gray wood, he's like, you know, logs after they've already ash like logs. Yeah, that would um. That man who's sitting straight up, who has better posture than I'll ever dream of having. It looks like a turtle without a shell that died forty less. Like what happens when you open a sarcopha? Guess and what's inside? Do you know?

You can pay the Egyptian government like billions of dollars to open um sarcoph a guy that have never been opened, but you have to give whatever is inside to the Egyptian government. But you get to you can be the first one to open this thing that hasn't been opened. And I don't know many years. That was about to

say many years and I don't really know money. Okay, if you had to guess how many years ago Egyptians were, like the pyramids were built, what it just let's let's just let's just show how dumb we are, all of us. I'm gonna say a million I'm just kidding. I was going I was doing that, but I like, how you go no, like it's possible. Um, I don't even know if it's it's gonna be. I think it's BC for sure. I'd say like three hundred four hundred BC. I'm gonna say, yeah,

I'll go with BC, just to mix it up. So that's going to put us at three and a half thousand years ago. Alright, whatever, we're at three and a half thousand years ago plus some No, what are you saying? I was gonna say like five d BC. Okay, all right, I don't know for you that far off. But if it ends up being like, let's see, okay, hold on, when were the pyramids built? Oh? Whoa, yes, BC until around sevent I was off five years. Yeah, and Bob Barker land you won for sure. Yeah, okay. Think here's

the thing. I love that where they're like you can open the casket, like they're probably just throwing the ship back in there. It's probably the same asophagus every time or whatever. Whatever. He I wasn't even trying that word. I don't know why I remember that word. Also, I remember the word for they were so when they took out the mummies organs, they would put them in these other jars called what are they called? I learned, like you know, in fourth grade, you learn all about mummification

and all these words. And I think maybe those were the sarcophaguses and maybe the canopic Oh yeah, canopic jars. Thank you, Noah, it's interesting, Noah said. Noah said it like pickle cannopi. She said it like it was a feature of a villa. I'd stay at Bali and we have the canopics. Pickles yesterday. Pickles is an interesting really they really just sit in the water there. You know, man, I've been craving pickles and people you really sometimes you just want some pickles. I ate a jar and a

half of pickles yesterday, just in one setting. No problem. They got electrolytes in them. They're healthy like they they're probably like diet cokes. They like make you think you're hydrating, but you're probably they're They're salty as hell. They're there. I'm thinking they're draining you out. I don't I've from what I've not read, pickled juice is like gatorade of the sea. No, I mean maybe, yeah, maybe it does

give you electrolytes. But I feel like gatorade even doesn't hydrate as much as it says it does because it has salt in it. Sometimes you need salt though. Maybe that so a friend of mine who we know a lot, who's a nurse, she once told me, She's like, if you're craving something, it means that your body is low on something. To just eat what you're craving, because your body what you do, Maybe you just need a cock

in your mouth. Whenever I think about I like those baby deals though, So I don't know what that says about me. Whatever, I am crazy. They're disgusting, by the way. I hate those things, the little bumps. It's like the opposite of thermophobia or whatever you hate what little bumps on little pickles. Not a fan of them touching your lips, just looking at them, looking at them because they don't skin. Yeah, the skin, they're all little bumps. Yeah, I like it.

I want to. I want one that's very, very like, has a lot of that skin, because it means it's not like you're not gonna bite it. It's not going to be like those big wet pickles they sell in Delhi's and those jars, those giant ones, those gross me out so much. They're mostly water, They're all gushy inside. I want to crisp baby dill. Baby deals are the best. Oh my gosh my, yeah, it's that they're so good. Yeah. The old man showed up for me on Reddit yesterday.

Really he's everywhere and on TikTok. His age is said at at what his age is? A hundred nine. That's a big difference. A hundred and thirty five is not an age that humans are living too. We're nine. I mean, yes, I think the older you get a year seems like a very long time. Like to get to a hundred and ten from a d nine is like us getting to like seventy. It's like the difference between a nine year old and a thirty five year old. Yes, it's like if a nine year old died, you'd be like,

that's the most tragic thing ever. If a thirty five year old died, very tragic, not as tragic as a nine year old, and a hundred and nine not tragic at all, because he should have been dead thirty years ago. But at the man you get, you get up to nine ago, can you just go one more man like. I was looking at that man standing on like sitting on his bed, all upright, looking like a old gray turtle, and I was thinking, man, just lay down, let's keep

this going. You can make it like the final mile in a marathon, like get to one ten, you know, get that second digit up to one. I mean, it's got to be ridiculous that will wake up every morning and go, I guess I'll just lay here and think about not dime. I read a quote in the Yeah in the Reddit threat of that was talking about aging and stuff like that, and it said something to the effect of it hurts more and more every day until it doesn't anymore. That's what ages. Do you remember? From

the Chelsea Handler book. Um. Someone once explained to her why as you get older, time feels like way shorter than it does than when you're a kid, because it's you have lived more so it's a smaller fraction of your life, right, And when your kid, one year when you're nine is one ninth of your life. When you're thirty five, one year of your life is one thus

less constant, less less important. That that is such simple math would make sense, but until you say it like that you're like, okay, that that checks out like the idea. I remember going to like summer camp for two months and be like eight weeks. We've been here Summer CA. We're here for as long as camp would have been. I mean you're talking about one specific camp, not all camps for seven weeks, man, Okay, but take any camp, two week camp, four week camp. It seemed very long

because you haven't been away from your family. Being here for seven weeks is so long. And I like it though, because you start living here like I live. I've lived here. Yeah, you're just like one with the people. Now. Oh my god, I'm so My dad yesterday I was talking to him. He's like, oh, we're also you've got nice weather nineteen degrees here, and I was like, would it make you feel better or worse than I haven't been outside today since two pm, and I'm not planning on I will

not go out. And I live in a basement of a hotel and I barely see the sunlight. And when I do, I and mad about it because it makes me. It reminds me that I honestly I think anything this room is great for you. I think I'm actually causing my depression. It's it's a bad room. I would love there's just no sunlight. I'm saying that now you have like an excuse, you have a scapegoat. Yeah, yeah, I say you. Another TikTok of Tyson Fury. He's a boxer.

He's six monster gypsy. Yeah, he comes from a gypsy family. Like they lived in like caravans, like straight up and uh, he's a heavyweight champion in the world. And he won the world championship and then literally the next day felt like he won nothing, like he reached the peak. And then he gained about two hundred pounds and was about to commit suicide driving like his Ferrari off a bridge and stopped himself. The next day he gained a two

hundred pounds. No no, no, Like the next year he gained like two hundred pounds then because he was like there's nothing more to yeah, there's nothing more to accomplish. And then he you know, he fucking almost died. That was his rock bottom lost a hundred pounds, won the championship again, like or like you know, one another belt, and you sent me this TikTok where he's like, so this whole thing is meant to health, like it's all

he cares about. Yeah, but he does in the most manly way possible, which I think that's how we need to do ship with guys. I think you got to go to a therapist who's fucking just being listen to Mega Death doing power me just this. It's all everyone just can't. But if it gets in, it gets in. I think I think it's true. But it just sucks that we have to like sneak it in, like you guys are dumb babies or something like, we have to make everything so palatable for you so that it's comfortable.

But I get it because you're raised to like I just saw this other thing on Reddit of this commercial in some country that isn't ours. I'm not gonna even say which one it was. I think it was in like you know, India or Pakistan. It was about um men abusing their wives and it says the whole thing is like a little It was really well done. It's like a baby, a little boy crying, and they go, boys don't cry. And then it's like a little a little older of a boy crying but don't cry a

whole time, boys don't cry. And then you get to the end and there's this guy that's like not crying and he just looks like it almost looks like they they didn't even want a fake male aggressions, so they chose like a c g I footage of this guy looks insane, but he's just like like looks like he wants to cry but he's not. And then it zooms out and he's standing over his wife who's all bloodied and beaten and just like and it's like, if we

don't let them cry, this is what happens. And it was like kind of sweet because I was I said about it. I was kind of talking about yesterday after I got done reading about them tossing squirrels in the air on in the New Yorker, I read about this. This was so weird because I remember reading the headline ages ago being like, I don't even want to read that. It makes me so sad. But there was a in the um eighties there was a what what? A German state funded study that put foster boys into the homes

of pedophiles. What the hell sought out pedophiles? Yes, to test them? Why do you? Because when I read that, I go, how on earth? Could that ever be a good idea? And it's wild why they thought it was. I'm thinking it's has to do with exactly what I was just talking about about that commercial. Try to take a stab at why I said rehabilitation. What do you mean, like, I'm a pedophile, I get out of jail. What's the

best way to It's like exposure therapy. It's like, oh, I'm afraid of coffee, or um, I love coffee too much. I'm gonna put coffee around you to like get used to it so then you don't. Oh. So it's for the pedophiles to be rehabilitated and to be like, don't do this, that's not it, because thankfully they understood that pedophiles be pedophile and no matter what you do, and you can't really that's not like a thing that you

can really control. Unfortunately, they did it because after Germany lost the war and we're humiliated by what they had done during the Holocaust, and there was this backlash of what made so many of us turn into Nazis. We need to do the opposite of Auschwitz. We can't have another Auschwitch. We can't have people in our society brainwash into thinking that was a good idea. What caused that?

And so they got into this whole idea of now these children that we have to raise there are German children have to be very soft and like emotional, and we think that a big they they looked at like the way children were raised. When these guards essentially were children, what was going on in the culture, and what was going on was, uh, don't don't be kind to children and and repress sexuality. Anything to do with sexuality is

the worst. So they thought that the repression of sexuality for children was what led them to be Nazis and to commit horrific war crimes and you know, human and so they decided that there was this whole subgenre of child rearing that came up and said children need to be children need to be sexualized, and they need to grow up in sexual environments and that the best way for them to do that is to have men developed relationships with it. And they used to think that they

used to like think that it was consensual. And these were all doctor pedophile like doctors that convinced other doctors that this is the right thing to do. And so there are men, there are people just a little bit older than us that were that were raised in the eighties as children just like a decade older than us,

that were put into foster homes. They were children that lost their parents from tragic situations and then they were put in these homes with pedophiles and raised and abused their entire lives and are now like coping with the fact that that Germany financed it and uh and that they were studied every week to see how this was like affecting them and it's the worst thing I've It

was one of the worst things I've ever read. And what they did find was that in the end, these pedophile doctors, because their doctors and they were analyzing what was happening, realized they actually thought that these relationships were consensual and that they weren't doing any because children are not necessarily sometimes it might not look like you're forcing a child to do the things that you're trying to get the child to do, because it's more mental manipulation

and you're not holding them down per se in some scenarios and that you're just crawling into bed and but whatever. I'm sorry to talk about this, but they convinced themselves that it was that that these doctors convinced themselves it was mutual. And then it's wild because at the end when these pedophile doctors go, our findings suggest that there's a power and balance and that even though forces not applied,

it's not consensual. And it's like, and it's just so sad to see the like the effects of uh, the child sexual abuse. It's so fucking bad. It's just it's just worse than you can It's just it's you know, if you avoided it in your life, you're such a fucking lucky kid if you avoided it. And if you didn't avoid it, I'm so sorry, and you're so much stronger than I'll ever be. The idea of like doing

the opposite, Like whoever thought that wild? It's like if you like, I mean, it's not like because they just for me eating culture back then when we made a bunch of Nazis. Oh, we really repressed sex. What's women aren't really going to be sexual with children? You know who will creepy men, probably ex fucking Nazis. Honestly, it's so fucked up. Okay, let's get to the Let's take a break after that and go take some showers alone. I don't know if that was a good word. I

want to just cleanse ourselves up. I was, actually I was trying to dance around them all right again, dance all over me and Noah's soul are Jewish souls, met my Grandmazeah, and I'm not coming. I don't know what's going on anyway. I want to address the Tyson Fury thing that you sent me though, because what did he say, Well, I sent it to you, he said, I'm a motherfucking spartan pretty much. I mean, I could play it. Let's see,

I can just I can just say it. You know it by heart, Yeah, he said, on the drive over let me see if I can get it right. On the drive over here, I'll play. I'm going to read the the subtitles and let me see if I get it right. Bry Away, we don't go to the news when I come in yet, do we know this isn't the news? Not yet? Usually we're going to the news and then you call me in and then we do a segment, and then we do the news. It's sloppy over here, but generally we do asation. We have a

little more conversation than we do the news. That's generally how it goes. I'm not stepping on your grave like you didn't know me, and no, it's yeah, yeah, you almost like that one. Okay, Tyson Fury is sitting there at a prescott for ince and he's like, I was driving over here. On the way here, I got a call. They offered me millions of dollars to promote a gambling company, and I said no, I turned down millions of dollars because I don't do I don't promote drugs, or I'll

promote alcohol, and I'll promote gambling. Those all three promote mental health unwellness that leads to suicide, and I will not ever promote anything that leads to mental health. On wellness, spartan fever life forever I take a shower, you have fucking nailed it. I forgot about the car ride over, so I was like, I don't think she's getting it, and am boy, did you fucking you have a fucking

memory on you girls? It's really wild, like when we're on uh Perfect Strangers too, it's fucking crazy, like because we'll go over line you're like, I got it, and then it'll be like a line that's like seven from where we started, and you just sucking seven lines. Yeah, I mean yeah, not seven lines. Yeah, I know, but it comes to jokes. I just that's always been my

way of doing it on stage. Is like I just I've never write anything down, so like when I say it a funny way, it just stamps in my head and I can just read it like I can just I say it one time the way I want to say it, and I go got it, and I can just say it that way again. Um, okay, wait, what is it, Tyson Fury? I mean no, you you fucking whole thing. That's what he's saying. The beauty of this to me is and you were touching on it the millions of like it's braggings. It's essential to his point,

So I don't. It's not bragging. When something is essential to a point, it's not bringing I got into this. I was thinking about this the other day. Someone was saying, did you read the whole Rosiodonald thing with Brianka Chopra. Oh no, she has a new thing now. She always comes in the news and it's good, so I know she brought this on herself. No, you read this right? Yeah, I've been Following it, Rosie o'donald offered this, I love Rosie o'donald. By the way, she was very nice to

me when I did the view. I've heard stories that she's maybe not the greatest, but like, she was the only person that was nice to me on the view that you know, was not someone producers were nice to me. But I'll never forget you from Kelly Rowland. But um, did you just think of that? That kind of sucking dud um? But Rosie Donald appa nothing hold everyone in some kind of video. I think she was on Instagram live or something. She was like, oh my god, you'll

never believe it. I ran into uh Nick Jonas and his wife at Nobu. I was there. She was there with um. She was there with someone really funny. It was her son and someone who was a doesn't matter, but it was a funny person who she was there with that You're like, really and they were They were sitting next to Nick Jonas and Prianka Chopra. I think it's pronounced. She pronounces it's Chopra, but I could be wrong.

And Rosie goes, oh my god, Nick Jonas and Briana and she goes, oh, and I know your dad to Brianka Chopra and she goes, you know my dad? Who do you think my dad is? And she goes Deepak and she's like, Chopra is a very you know, common last name. Uh, I think she's Indian. I'm not trying to be racist. I just don't I don't want to sue him. And she was this very common last name, what was the father her died ten years ago? And so Rosie being like, which is Rosie didn't know that?

But she really did think that's dad was Deepak because of the last name, and she was like and she shared that. Rosie shared this awkward encounter, and then she also went on to say that she just called her the Jonas wife, she said, or no, she goes the Chopra wife. She called Pria because she was wanted to skip over her name, which she probably was struggling with. And everyone I was on the subret they're all arguing

about like is that racist or not? And like, I think there's tones of it being insensitive and and being like thinking, it's funny to just think that all people with Dobrah the last name, you know whatever, are the same. And then someone else was saying like, oh yeah, like when you just assume that you know, uh Lucy Lou and some other uh uh you know, Asian filmmaker someone

with las nime lu are are related. And then someone was like, actually, his last name is Lee, it's not Lou, and she goes, exactly, it's racist of me to think his last name is Lou, And I go, yes, it because doesn't I know we talked about this before. It doesn't racism entail that you think one race is better than another, or one racist inferior to another. Does thinking to people who have a similar ethnic last name that's like like a smith in another language, are related? Is

that making you racist? Like they're less than you? By thinking that two people that a name is common there and not really knowing because you're not, like you're not surrounded by people, maybe the fact that you're that around. But ignorance can stem from racism. If you choose to not have friends that are black because you think you're better than black people both, then okay, that would that would that that ignorance is from you thinking you're better,

thus you're not around them. But if you're just not around them because of socio because of fucking jerrymandering laws and like you just didn't were raised around them for what because your parents were racist? It doesn't mean you are racist because you don't know, right, doesn't racism have a connotation of you think you're better than other races? I think it's bothers me that we say that words so much. Well, I think the analogy and as a white person, I feel like I should be heard right now,

just at me. Um. I think it's like if you let's say, like Mara, right, the girl, the last name Mara, the the actress, Kate Mara, Kate Mara, she was like in Australia or something, and someone's like just assumes that her dad's the owner to giants, which he is. But I'm just saying, like, just makes that connection, Like, oh, I know one other Mara name even with Colin. Yeah yeah, are you Dr Collinson from portein Lucy? Yeah no no, But yet not all Jews who changed their last name

are named Colin. Like would you say that? Would you be like stop it shots fired? Whoa? It sounds like for From Prianka's response, though, I don't know if you saw the latest thing that she wrote about Rosie's apology it sounds like she was upset that Rosie was so dismissive about it, more than you know, racist or anything like that. I think, though, yeah, I don't think Prianka was calling racism. I think it's just everyone around it

is calling racism. People love to just I think people make fun of nepotism at the time of like, oh, this fucking Hudson actress only got it because her dad's which is what I'm saying. Both can be true if you can, you can have ignorance. Ignorance about a race does not mean racism, but it can be under the umbrella of someone who's racist. Yes, but I also doesn't

I don't know if Rosie has any idea. I mean, she was a huge star on her own without it, so she takes offense to that, like everyone's egos are involved here. And yeah, it did feel dismissive of like she's the she knew her husband, but she didn't know her It's like it's all that. But I just I know, as a white chick, I shouldn't be saying like what

I think is racist and what isn't. But I think there should be some sort of we should all look it up in the dictionary at some point what racism actually means, and like you saying someone, oh you wrong, not pronouncing a name right, or like like that, and then it's like my dog always you know, there's some dogs a bark at at people with darker skin color because they're not used to it, or I'm sure that there are dogs that are around people that are raised

in black communities that when they see a white person or like, what the funk is? That is your dog racist? Because does your dog think that that person coming to the door is less than white people? So that's what I'm saying, is that's what people who make those same mistakes of like, oh those sometimes I get them conf like I don't see a lot of them. So when I see someone with that skin tone, I just from far away, I thought it was someone else. It can can? Can?

I feel like we I feel like we live in a world though, where the Internet is here, all the information is out there, so people have very I'm not

saying it's right or wrong. I'm just saying people have very less tolerance too, intolerance and ignorance because everything a dog can't get on the internet and be like, oh, I understand that, but like when you make a mistake of thinking someone with the last name Lee who had looks a a similar descent than other someone else that looks like Lee and they are from the same town, and you might think they're You stupidly think they're related because you just don't know how common the last name

Lou or Lee is. That doesn't mean you think white people are better than them. It just means you are making an assumption about something you don't know a lot about, and your ignorance can stem from the fact that you think you're better than them, But it doesn't always. I don't think I'm very specific to to someone that doesn't know like if we were an another country, I don't know anything about the Inuit. I literally don't know anything

about Innuits. I don't think I'm better than them. Does my ignorance is because I haven't looked up every fact about Innuit people's Does that mean I hate them and think I'm better than them? Know what means? I have a lot of ship to do and it's not part of my life to have to educate myself on that. You know what I mean? But maybe? But but but then should then should we? Then everyone should know every single race and know every little thing about every race

before they even encounter one. If anything, that's gonna inspire me to say the funk away from other races more than fear of being called a racist. Is going to make me stay away from people who might call me a racist because I don't understand their culture, rather than putting myself into it and learning by making mistakes like fucking everyone does. That's how you learn. We live in a culture now where you cannot make mistakes or you're you're a bad person and you have bad morals and

you think you're better than ROSEO. Don't not to put it out that's so stupid that sounds like that was a bad mistake. I mean that she was. She thought probably thought it was funny. And that is where someone could say this feels a little racist to me because you think it's so funny to think that everyone with the last name Chopra is this is connected that to me, I get it. I get how you would connect those dots, and that was not any kind of racist thing intended.

What I just said. Well, back to typer Fury the millions thing, Yeah, I feel like you got it in on me a little early there. I think that him saying bragging about the millions, I think it actually and and not doing it obviously is positive, like him not taking the millions and still like fucking not taking the advertising money. But you know, when I see that and I and oh Noa asked me, hey, do you want to do it gambling ad, there's a part of me that was like, I don't fucking gamble. I don't give

a ship. It's not something I've struggled with. I don't just take the money and fucking do a gambling ad. But when I saw that he's turned on millions, when he said that number, it made it made me. It made me go, well, then I can turn down thousands. So the number to me made the difference, which is going to make the difference in other people's lives that I'm not going to promote gambling, And there's a difference.

He's the toughest man on earth and he's saying, I'm a fucking spartan, but I also have mental health issues. Like he's the word bragging, it doesn't always have a negative kind of I guess it has a negative connotation, but I'm saying he's like, I'm this I'm fucking this big and yet I still have these same problems. Yes, but I think it's essential to his point. Yeah, I agree, but it can still be bragging. Like I said, ignorance

can be ignorance is the same as bragging. When we're talking about racism and proving a larger point, it could be within the umbrella of it, and it can actually support what you're what you're all overall motive is. I wish Rosie don was like Jonas, are you Joe Jonas's brother? That is hilarious. He's like, no, I'm not. I'm not, I'm Nick Jonas. I'm completely different Jonas. She's just like, you know, that could be her defense. Listen, all the

Jonases are connected. I assumed. I just assumed that this families attracted the other families. That are all the famous people have the same last name. There are certain names that we just don't know. That's my point. We don't know how common they are because you didn't grow up. But it sounds specific because we've never heard the name before.

That's the point. Yes, it sounds. But people who call racism like that, I think are stupid and defensive because they don't feel like they're enough, so they have to take people down to lift themselves up. I think that's it. And it's like it's Hersberg, the comedians who we really like, Yeah, so funny. He has this joke about like, oh, it's my but he's racist. But he's from a different time and he's like, no, he's here now, he's from this time.

And it kind of reminds me of that of like, no, he is still aware and a lot granted he probably doesn't have access to the Internet is easy, and when you age, there are actually scientific reasons why your brain is not as adaptable to change and new ideas when you age. There is an excuse there. Unfortunately, yes there is, and I'm I I get his point of like my dad is still someone who like learns how to do tech and like keeps up with like what the kids

are talking about. But there are some people people that are stuck in their ways. But what what you said about, like dogs don't have access to Google. So before I make an assumption, before I ever engage with someone of a different race, I'm supposed to google everything I can possibly talk about that, yes, but the world what you know, what, I don't want to travel I don't want to travel if I go into a different country and me making some white person dumb, ignorant, just honest mistake gets me

branded as a white nationalist. And I'm not sneaking up for any right nationalists who make the same kind of argument. I know that. Again, the arguments I'm making fit and dune to the umbrella of people that defend their racism. That is not what I'm doing here. I'm just saying, there are there are nuances hit you, but there is a part of me that is actually scared of travel because of what I don't know and coming off like a white dumb honky like since they've been in Mexico,

I don't like to talk. I'm scared to talk to people, to even try Spanish. I won't do it because I just don't want them to make fun of me. That's really it. I don't want them to go, oh my god. The way she said Ola was like so she tried to sound like us, she's she thinks she's better than us, or like so I just won't even I literally, it's made me not engage. It makes me so insecure. Um and that I I honestly, I don't go out, and I don't do things unless I'm with someone who will

be the dumb dumb to go olah. When I started like, and I don't think you're a dumb dumble to me, I think, yeah, like's not but yes, a little humiliated by how bad my Spanish might sound to them, that I won't talk to them. And and I'm realizing how that's making me seem like I think I'm better. It's actually because I think I'm worse. You know what I'm saying.

But my fear of being ridiculed by a race or by a what does it say about the other people because you're saying that they won't be open to teaching you or showing you the benefit of it. But but I live in a world where everyone I live in the Internet because I'm looking up things to educate myself, where people are so judgmental that actually googling things before I talk to people makes me feel worse about them and makes me think I'm gonna get torn down. So

should I google things or should I not? Because what I do, I feel worse. We also laugh at like, you know, there was one guy on Perfect Strangers this year who doesn't speak English at well, so anything he says, Everyone's like, oh, so, we do it to people all the time in America. That's why. That's But I have never once seen someone trying to speak English and gone like, just speak your language and let's be honest about what

we can and can't do. I've never felt that way, so I don't know why I think they're going to think that way about me. I think it's awesome when people try to speak even the tiniest bit of English, even if it's just Hi, how are you, and then they that's all they know, which is all I know

in Spanish, literally all I know. But I won't do it because I just feel like I'm so dumb and that i'm and I'm scared they're going to think that I that I know more than I know, and then they're gonna just start talking to me, and I'm gonna go, let me just be honest with you. The conversation ends at hello, I don't know anymore, and can you slow it down? And I have Google Translate. I oftentimes type in things and then hold it to them. Where can

I buy zvias? Don't they can phere? Where Pueta? Where can I buy? Now? I see why you don't do it? Well? What can I can is you can just say to buy where to buy? Ashta? That's all I know for French is to buy? Is it anything close to ast? Okay? Don't they compro? But I don't know how to conjucate. Okay, compro. I would never say that. I don't trust you to.

I think that you're when you talk about I think you're saying this where by things like like you don't and you sound because I've seen a lot of planks are dying about like one news story. Can you will have to do like rapid fire news? Yeah, you heard it. It's Thursday. You know what that means. It is Thursday. I hope you're having all the swells as you can tell. I can't talk that well. So I'm gonna throw it over to Noah because she knows how to do it.

Here we go, You go to girl. Thanks Andrew. The Crown has props worth more than two hundred thousand dollars stolen from set Whoa and the show The Crown. Netflix says indeed the antiques were stolen, replacements are being sourced, and the stolen items include a replica of a Russian faberge, egg um Candelabra's jewelry, a grandfather clock and a dome birdcage feedback. Damn. I always wonder when that people steal

are and stuff. Where they putting this ship Lisa? And you go over to someone's house and there's the Mona Lisa. You just go on star, don't you go? I feel like that doesn't belong here. In a one bedroom I have this Mona Lisa. Um, I don't really know what it is. It's small, it's smaller than it's like a drawing of a woman. And the guys like this is gonna be a replican because the Mona Lisa is pretty famous. No, no, it's the real one. Well, I feel like you shouldn't

be in Vegas with this. That shouldn't be pulled out of the back of your Yeah. Um, but yeah, I don't know. I don't know a whole but it don't bird cage from the crowd. No one's going to see that in your place to be like that's from this you know too of episode four. But I'm just saying when people still really noticeable art pieces of art. My cousin bobber works at he Restores are his last names or his name is Bob, but we call him Bobber.

You know you was Catholic, poor Catholic. So Bober works at a museum and he, uh no, that's uh, that's Tom ers Son, Comer, Fancy, Jim and Michael, Julie, Toomer, Pecky, Chucky, Bobby, Sally, TV Mom and Dad. Um so, uh yeah, he says, there's there's art that goes missing, not all the time, but he was like, I'm being investigated right now because everyone that works at the museum is like being questioned

by the fucking FEDS about this. And then they found the art like in storage where they were like, oh sorry, I was tucked behind this sucking, old, fucking stack of eggs. Yeah. Um So, if it's a prop on a set, isn't it like not a real one? So why would I think that sometimes people do props? Does not mean not real. I just think means it's used on a set, but

it doesn't have to mean like a replica. My my quasi boyfriend, whatever you want to call him, he always tells this story that he thinks is so funny, which I do not understand why it's funny. Can I just tell it and see what you think. Everyone he tells the two thinks it's hilarious. You've heard this actually and you thought it was funny. And I don't think it's

funny because I was raised in this insanity. My dad, for the was meeting Chris for the first time and he's showing him all these Indian artifacts that my dad has collected over the years from just you know, looking for artifacts, and he showed him this one, like, he was showing him a spear that he found that was like some kind of knife and it was like, you know, had the It was like a knife made with a handle and stuff. And Chris is like, wow, this is

like really awesome. And my dad goes, you don't want to know what this is. Do you know who this was made by? And he's like the you know, Chris is like the Hopie tribe. Like what, he goes, the same guy who made all of the props for the last of the Mohicans made this. Why is that funny? I think that's actually cool that someone who did the same style of that in that Native American people did and replicated all of these things in the same fashion by drying out the hides and wrapping doing the same

exact thing made these, made these. No, that's not that's cool. Well he didn't say it's as cool, it's what's cooler? What's cooler? Okay? You ready the pyramid billion dollars or a billion dollars? Okay, yeah, I got it. I get no saying, but pyramid Egypt or pyramid in ecot that's I think that's where the disconnect is. My dad wasn't saying,

isn't this cooler than an actual one? He was just saying, the same guy that made all of these props for this movie that is one of the most accurate portrayals of how Native Americans probably were actually made this one too. You know what, it sounds like, the catholic, poor version of the real thing. I always am like, I don't get why it's funny, and he can barely tell it without laughing, like through the whole thing. Look, I get it,

I get it. I can see why it's funny. I can also see why you think it's cool, like I do see bothies. I don't see why it's funny at all. I literally don't know what's your question to me? The funny part is just having met your dad and also him just like explaining things and telling me things about historical Um items, is it? Because he showed Chris like a bunch of real artifacts and then turned to that one and then said it's from it's from a set.

Pop out any part to me? I think that's it. Yeah, both set up a thing like a fossil or something and say, dude, I got this at a gift shop. Okay, exactly. Now it's making more sense thinking it was cool. I don't know, Okay, Um, I just want to say those props that we're missing, there's gonna be some props to go missing from Allen because I sorry, perfect strangers to everyone knows what I'm doing. Peace strangers, These strangers too. The cat's out of the back, it's been out. That's

our tagline this year. Um. What did I want to take from set the other day? Oh? There, there's there's just some there's some pieces. Well, yeah, there's some things that are you know, I'm going to ask for permission to take them. But I've I've taken some clothes over the here. No not well not just those aren't props.

That's wardrobe. I don't know. Way you wear them. It seems like props because you never you won't wear those outside of this perfect strangers, so well dress like like like you know when you would dress up as a cowgirl and take a picture or a cowboy and you take a family photo. It's literally you have the Silver Dollar City that I always look like, I'm going to Dollywood for the afternoon and just writing that little saloon closet,

those black and fake black white photos. Wait, that one outfit you were though, I'm telling you that should be your next fucking special outfit. That was pretty cool alright. Gets in the last new story before we get okay um, the FDA authorizes the first condom specifically specifically marketed for

anal sex. Brown people would be surprised to know that there are no anal approved condoms out there, but this opens up the opportunity for other condoms manufacturers anything else as a claw at the end of it okay for similar approval and encourages more marketing for wearing condoms during anal What is it? What is it? Why is it different? Honestly, uh, I try to find that out, but I don't know.

It's just like they have three different versions of it and uh, have like a little to match your asshole, like a little motor and then it comes back. No, I mean it is a it is. I mean I forgot to put that into my whole description of what you do. If you try to have anle sex, can't Why can't you wear a regular condom in your butt? That's why I think that they're just doing a thing that's like this is for anal, it's special, when it's really not that different at all. And also look at

their logo. It's just like a butt with a check mark on it. And also clinically tested but stuff approved. That means that scientists were but fucking to test these well, actually, real this seems like you're throwing squirrels in the airs. This just does feel like um onion. Are you sure there was a clinical trial that was comprised of two hundred and fifty two men who have sex with men and then two fifty two men who have sex with women.

There I can actually leave that there hasn't been specific anal condoms given the how ubiquitous anal sexes in the first of all homosexual male community, you know what I mean, Like, how has this not happening? There's sometimes where you go, how has that not there was something last night that we were talking about, and you go, that would be a great at Oh. I was talking to my parents last night and I told my my mom was like, had had a couple of drinks and I was telling

her about Chris's brother Tim had a baby. And it's so freaking cute, I know to me as my boyfriend's brother had a baby, and to add to all of us, he's not even officially my boyfriend, so it's really exciting for me unofficially six degrees. But my mom was like,

I'm gonna write him right now. It's like eleven o'clock and I'm face timing with them and my mom's they've they've had a couple of drinks and my mom goes, I'm letting him know I'm so proud of him, and I'm go, how about you do this in the morning when when you don't have wine in you can you can.

And it wasn't like she was like drunk or anything, and I just go, I just want you to like have a clear head when you send a really congratulatory sweet message, and she goes, I'll do it right, I'll just write it now, and I go, I don't even want to hear it. Just do it in the morning. And I go, Mom, your phone needs a goddamn breathalyzer. And then my dad goes, this are actually greater to you, Nikki. You should pitch such a shark tank. That would be amazing.

And my mom goes, I need it. I got I need it, and she goes, I do it, Nikki, you need to do that, and I go, there are actually apps you can put on your phone that will disable it, so you can't get into it unless you do a puzzle that a drunk person wouldn't be able to solve, you know, like some kind of word puzzle or something. Yeah, like I care about my kids or something. They gotta like figure it out, you know, Like this behavior is bad. Let's go to break and come back with fan tracks.

All right, let's get to fan tracks. We're back. Fuck hell, yes, let's hear what the fans have to say this week, the busties. Alright, so the first couple of fan trockxes are going to be from around the world. Oh culture, I'm getting nervous that I might listen the wrong way. Just kidding, desk kidding. Had my button a breath, Eliza for that last sentence. So here's our first poyson All from Julia, Hi, Nick, Andrew Noah. I'm Nulia from Romania

and Transylvania. I just want to say that I started to listen to your podcast in January and my challenge was to listen to all of them, uh and finally find out what cool means. Of course, I started with your latest podcast and listened back to the first ones, not the best idea. Last night I was listening to episode one or six. Finally you mentioned and they explain it that it a bit, and I was so proud of myself that after such a long time, I finally

am on the right page. But only to wake up and listen to the newest episode where you gave the full explanation of COUP. I was laughing because I think this is destiny. You waited long enough so I could go through all the podcast. Oh my god, thank you for everything. And my new challenge is to find out what your ending of the podc of the podcast means one hundred more episodes, your love and don't be well for so much? How does someone in Romania a k.

Transylvania find our podcast. I need to know. You have to say, what is it? Chet? Julia? How do you know that that means? What's because my family's Romanian? Oh yeah, sorry, it's okay, Chef, you know how to speak Romanian? Um a little bit. I just know Cheffutch and Keylotzi klotz hi kilts. That's so funny. Why do you know underwear and Romanian? I don't know. It's just a funny word. Klotzi is so funny. Um, Okay, I have so much

to say. First of all, I don't want her to wait another hundred episodes to figure out what the hell we're doing at the end. No, no, no, don't give her she likes this, No, no, no, I no, she can go back and listen to. There's other mysteries along the way that we definitely have ham drips that I'm sure now we say ham drip when there is a inside joke that that we have just reference that you might not get unless you listened to all the episodes.

There's tons of those that you can still be confounded by. But it's by the way. But I want to say about Jack when we say Jack, don't you get that now? Okay? And and I'm sorry you had to listen all those episodes, and then we just explained it on the next one after you heard that is so funny. Um, but we say usually at the so at the end of the episode we say jack Pott. Usually that came from there.

I used to do a show called Blind Date where I was the voiceover for the show where people would go on blind dates, and I'd go, well, next up, You're never gonna believe what happens to Andre when he gets a little spicy in the hot tub with ce Celia. Next up on a blind date jackpot. Okay, So one day Andrew and a Meal my friend of Meal, were in the recording studio with me, uh we and we were writing jokes for this blind date show, and one of the uh you know tosses to commercial was next

up on a blind it's a blind date jackpot. It's just a blind date jackpot. And for some reason I did the delivery of a jet and they really thought it was funny, and so we just started saying jack pot, which led to Andrew getting a tattoo. Well, no, don't skip Vegas is when it really I think started, because remember,

we're going that's a jackpot. Yeah, and you see the word jackpots, so we would just go yeah, and it just so then we think so Andrew got a tattoo of the word jackpot on his arm that he totally stands by, and then that I made him get just kidding, I didn't know he was getting it. It kind of disturbed me, and uh it forever. So then uh, and then when we started this podcast, I think we wanted to change up not saying jack pott, and we just started like saying jack and then something else and which

turned into why we say different jacks every time? So there you go. Thank you so much for listening. Though, let's get to the next time. You don't have to you don't have to keep going to go back current And I'm so sorry for today's episode where I uh wax um philosophical and intellectual about other cultures, and as a white woman, I just want to get ahead of myself and apologize for how annoying all of that must have seen. But I'm just trying to if you're listening

to the episode back, not trying to be defensive. I'm just trying to listen to the reverse stop next, and by stop, you're gonna have to keep listening to know what we're saying. Stop. I'm so sorry. I know today we probably lost some listeners, but I'm just I'm honestly not trying to be I never want to hurt anyone's feelings. So if I did reach out to me and I want to know why, I cut it down to the All right, let's keep going. Okay. Next one is from

Cadeen Haina Drews. This is Cadean from Kingston, Jamaica. What freaky. I just wanted to thank you for that recommendation to listen to that eyes By conorrectly. Yeah, I work from home, so I spent most of my day listening to podcasts while I work, and that one has been a good listen. I haven't heard your episode as yet because I started at the beginning, but it's been pretty fun so far. And don't worry, you're still my number one podcast. It's not going to change anytime. So my god, I love

you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. All of the swells By. I just can't handle this. I can't handle one. I'm in another country. I can't when people are listening in another country. No, it really does. It blows my mind. Too, of like how did you get there? You feel like singing for Sugarman that that documentary where the guy ends up being really famous. Um, it blows my mind too. And these people, our listeners are so sweet and it makes me feel so good and man, like a moment

just like emotional. It's a moment like this where you know we're in this part of the world or whatever, but just to feel connected to someone from a completely different place, it's like very I don't know, enriching and fulfilling it is. It's doing things for my soul to hear these today, Like, yeah, there's something about it that. Yeah, it just it means so much that people listen to

us every day. It's just, um, it's so nice and I have so much fun doing the show and it's yeah, it's just so nice that people appreciate it because um, yeah, I just I know that that's true because we wouldn't have one unless there were fans. But it still blows me away. Like I've been to Jamaica on a cruise you a couple of times, so I just get the culture. Yeah, you get it because I got off the boat barely for like thirty five minutes. Yeah, and you got like a T shirt. I got a T shirt that says

jamaking me crazy. And so you get the culture and you get I get this woman, and I just I'm very everything. What was her name? Cadean? Yeah? Yeah, I like that. And what was the first girl's name? Listening to the first girl? And I know this maybe like with the ship going on in Russia and Ukraine and ship, and I obviously I am going to sound very angry because I think Romania is somewhere around there, like a long Moldova, which is right by Oh it is Oh.

I thought you're saying it's a long journey like another word, it's a long Moldova over to just felt like to me, uh, the counting Crows, it's been a long Moldova anyhow. With the ship going on over there, it's just like I just think about like how connected we are as a world of people that listen to us and ship, and that their next day can be fucking completely fucked because

of some fucking egotistical piece of ship. And I'm sorry that if you have to deal with any of that, and you're a listener in Ukraine, we support you and love you. I'm so sorry, but Russian people to who are not wanting this. There's so many people are like mostly it's like it's tend to. It's like tend dudes with little I wouldn't say that you're gonna disappear. I'm just kidding. Fired. Okay, next one, you ready? What's scary going after put Taylor Swift's Honestly, I don't want to

go off the Putin Eese like Swifties. Okay, just him and three guys would terrify him him as well, Yes, definitely ready. Okay, here's Hillary from Canada. Hi, Nicki, Andrew Noah, my name is Hillary. I am from Canada. Um. I just needed to let you guys know. First off, Nikki, you are just so adorable and and you are very smart, not like actually smart, like just straight smart, if you

know what I mean. Anyways, I just want to leave you guys a message to let you guys know that I'm a total bestie and also two major ways that the podcast has changed my life. First, um, it has almost put me into a crippling amount of debt, not actually, but it has got me obsessed with posh mark. I had never used it before. Now I'm at too many purchases, and I would never probably methout to anyone in my

real life. Positive note it has the podcast has solved a problem that I've been having for a long time. For the last like five to ten years, I have always slept with ear plugs because I like the very silent um sleeping as well as being able to hear my own heartbeat. So it wasn't until Nikki actually mentioned her white Noise app and listening to the airplane noise that I was able to get past this your blooping. So thanks a lot, guys and digitid jack Butt love you.

That's so sweets. The one thing I heard though sleeping did a sound on my own heartbeat that is amazing terrifying to me. Really really it sounded like it's terrified, how like you're listening to the beginning of a trailer of a horror film. All I'd be going is, was that one normal? Was that one normal? That one was a time differently than the last one? Or did it

even is it going to come? I listened constant I constantly check my pulse because I have Brady cardi and it's really fun to see how low my pulse can go. Hello can you go and when I'm sleeping, and sometimes it's like there are times where I'm like, hold on, I don't want the other one. I don't want the next one to come because I want to see how low it can get. Brady Cardiady, it sounds like a

hot guy, Tom Brady. Yeah. Final thought, I really appreciate hearing what you guys have learned from the podcast because I it's always a nice reminder to myself of things that I need to be doing in my life. Because when I share things that have worked for me, it's usually like on a good day, and then I have bad days and I like forget everything I used to do.

But the other day a fan bestie wrote to me and said that she was in an argument with her mom about something and she her mom was just like, why don't you do this, like this thing that she her daughter needs to do, and is it clearly would

make her daughter's life better. And she goes, mom, if I could do it, I would, it's not and she was like, I learned that from you, like just because it's something I could do, like go to the gym or clean my house, Like, yes, you can do it, but if I but of course I want to clean out. Of course, I want to be someone who goes to the gym. If I could, it would be it would be happening. Clearly, there's something in me that makes it so I can't do it, and so I'm not a

bad person because it's not appen. Yeah, monthly, I have to buy up. Mom, I'm busy going into debt on your credit card? What wrong with you? I kind of forgot about posh Mark until it came up the other day and everything does guy stuff on it? Everything on it? Dude. Yes, it's just anytime I see someone with a shirt and they're like, I'm like, where'd you get that? And they're

like Zara eighteen, I go, don't you worry. Find it on posh Mark, like you can find The other day, Robin was wearing a she said, a Bowie shirt, and I was like, you mean David Bowie and she was, well, she's British, so she probably knows better than me and her and her dad was a stings agent, so she knows fucking how to pronounce thing. She calls him stying, and so I typed in Bowie fore I did not find it. Bowie is so cool. Yeah, did you type and did you spell it right? Yeah? I said, uh,

well wait, why were you able to do? You think maybe she because Forever twenty one has so much garbage clothing that they're constantly going through and making that it's a little bit harder to find stuff from them, as opposed to like, if there's a bair of jeans that only you know whatever a g Goal, a Goldie or whatever put out in two thousand nineteen, you can probably find them. You just need to. You can find which anything on posh mark and it's all, you know, lightly worn.

It's you can and then you place bits. It's like eBay, but for some reason it's not as like it doesn't feel as dirty as eBay. Where you're going to find probably yeah. Yes. All you have to do is type in here's for you who has one cool band teacher that is literally has a hole in it, that is you could wrap it around your knee that which makes

it look cooler I think dere leaked. Um. You can just type in this is what I would do, Google cool retro band shirts and so then you get a list of ones that, like in the past, have been cool, not ones that you're gonna buy, but just like see like what the style is fine when you like And then also I would just type in bands or things that you like that might have a nine, like a band that might have been around in the eighties, and type in Like when I was finding a gift for Chris,

I asked his brother, what are all the obscure soft rock band that Chris loves? It would be so cool to find like a you know, air Supply V seven tour summer tour like or or there are some companies that make really cool obviously, like Weathered looking like that Bowie's shirt from Forever twenty one was really cool literally to your dad. Yeah, just dancing with the Wolves replicadfe. I mean it's literally just a replica of something that should like the idea of getting it at the concert

is cooler. Yeah, but guess what Sometimes Dave Matthews band did not have cool March for three decades ever, and so someone else has to make some that's cooler. Taylor Swift shots fired bad March. Sorry girl, your March is? I still love it. I'll buy fucking everything no matter what. And that's what tells me, like it doesn't matter if you love someone enough, you'll wear anything. But her march isn't as cool as I want it to be. So that's why I like see because fans make merch that

is cool. Can I say something terrible merch? Just I'm with you if if you go down, I go down. Oh my god, they're reddit. There are always pictures of Putin as a baby showing up and he looked the same. And I always look at those pictures and God, if I could just walk and yes, if I could just walk into that frame where he's a little baby and just give him a hug, would we would what's happening

be happening right now? If someone could have just nurtured pedophiles, he would have been I mean, that's kind of the same argument taken to the extreme of like they it's just funny to to that. Actually is an interesting story.

I have to say, I'm glad I shared it, even though it took us to a dark area that that logic can be, which was just like we all can agree that um child raising children being like don't cry, uh, don't There was like this whole I forget what it was called, but it was like, there's a certain type of raising your child where you're just not kind to them ever because it makes them soft. And it's past the three years old. Oh, this is what I read

in this thing. We have to go. But the problem someone wrote in the comments, the problem within that commercial thing that I saw someone with the comments on Reddit. The problem with our world is that children aren't coddled enough later later into life, and that they should be nurtured and hugged and treated as like babies who need

more care and more comfort. And we just go after three we only give you know, two months of maternity leave and then and then it's like then you're alone most of the day with someone who might not love you as much. When primates spend seven chimp spent seven years with their kids NonStop before they go out alone, before they allow their chim little baby chimps to start

an independent life. Whereas we are sending children into situation because we all have to work and we live in a capitalist society, and that and that leads to people growing up with not enough love and teaching empathy, which leads to wars, like it's all because of how we're treated as children, it's really the But some chims eat each other's faces even if they're taking care of That's why you gotta stay close, because that someone's gonna eat

your kid's face. That is true, and they didn't mean, you know, no, it's a good point. Some chims take machine guns and shoot up villages. You know, you know, Andrew is not wrong. Chimps are the only other mammals besides humans that that plan warfare, actually plan warfare. Now we know one knew what Noah's google late at night. The book is called Demonic Males. Read it? WHOA? That's also your favorite band band Dumb When Dying Fetus Grew up Man. Next week on the podcast, I want to

touch on some things. First of all, the tailors with heavy metal band that we that Noah sent us that a best decent page, best descent page. Thank you so much. I got into them. But where but at the end I have to So we'll get into that. And then I also want to get into what was the other thing I just said, Oh, you got a message from a bestie about Columbine and I want to hear about that. So thank you all for the fan taks, keep them coming.

We'll see you next week. That the teaser Columbine and listen. If you're a fan of today's podcast and you if you got through we got through today's podcast and you're still on board, you're pump for some Columnbie freaked out. I'm so sorry about today's episode. Listen, I'm not only state of mine. Are you ready for next week because we're gonna talk about Bernie say, I'm dumb, I am ignorant, and that's why I leave the door open for you to come into my d M s and educate me.

And but I do. That's the difference between me and people who are going like I know what I'm talking about, and I'm not. I'm close minded. I will admit I'm stupid. So anytime I get on my high horse, my horse might be stupid too. Okay, I don't know how to ride a horse, so I just know that anytime I think I know what I'm doing, deep down inside, I know I'm dumb. And you can definitely have every right to come in getting on a high horse backwards and

going good. My horse is just like high on fucking pH PCP. That's my high horse. Can't be I think it's PhD. I think it's hard was talking about but it just started all right, we gotta get out. Okay, guy, love you, don't jackaf dick, I don't know.