#177 Learn To Toggle (the Big Announcement!)

slurry spackle. Yeah, it's getting close. Okay, so you can't you got over here and you First of all, I hate when people are like, I gotta check out at my hotel. I'm like, no, you don't. Never once And how many cities have we been in? How many cities have we gone, Like, yeah, hundred, at least a hundred hotels at least in the time that we've been friends. Um, never once have I ever checked out. So I'm walking out.

So I'm just telling you people, if you think you got to check out, you don't got to check out ever unless you're at this hotel. Well yeah, unless there's a good I almost got shot. Just say, oh, so you were saying I'm leaving for good because yesterday I did that and they were like bye. They just checked my license plate and they were like, okay, bye. I was there was a long line. There's a long line. So I was like, fun this, I'm just walking out. I walk out all the time. Just charge my card.

You have my card. I'm not running away, like you don't need to look guilty. You must have looked like you were done. Did you have your bag with you? I had my bag and I was running, saying I was going to the border. And they were like, okay, come on, man, don't rub it in that you have a passport, you know. I felt like in a green card or whatever you have. I ran and I go, okay, see you later, and I tried to walk out like

I owned them. You ever like walk out with too much confidence where you look you see you later, like you're like leaving cheers where everybody like later. They're like, my name's not Tony. I was like, yeah, right, Tony. Yeah. So I was doing that and I get past the gate and I was halfway to your hotel and the guy goes Mr Cullen, Mr Clin, and I'm like what man, I gotta get to it. They don't know what about.

So I'm trying to explain radio radio, radio podcast. Oh and they're like, man, look, we know where you are in the charts. You could come back there. They don't, they don't need you. They've been literally they've been following the charts. Yeah, it's sucked up. So anyways, I get back and there's a long they're talking about puddles. Yeah. Well it's been a while since I relave, so sadly

least one on dude. Anyways, we are charting while um so I get back and there's a long line and the guy actually skip the line and let me check and sign it, which was nice. Nice. So you like sign ship to get out, yeah, which is whatever. But it's just like when you got to look at that bill, that's what I don't want to see. I don't want to see. I don't want to see the money that I've spent. Just send it to the bank man and then take it away. I don't care what it looks.

God Andrew the other day was like, NICKI, you should just get a print out of your bank statement in Pasos. You're gonna feel like Jeff Bezos. Jeff bezos because it's twenty times. It's twenty bezos per dollar. So everything is like you go out to eat and you're like, oh my god, these vegetables are like it's just everything. But also I don't know how to do the math, so I think everything is so cheap because I'm doing poor maths, and so I think, oh, it's like, I mean, I'm

so dumb. I see a high number, I go that's cash. That's I'm broken. Oh yeah, that apple really set me back. You just gotta divide by twenty and god, is it harder than you think? Ten times ten percent times too. Like when you do a tip, you times it. Oh you times it and then it gives you. I don't do that, but I'm saying that might be easier for you. See you times. So if something's three d pos, you times ten, So three thousand and then three pesos you

at times point one zero? Okay, so three, No, you just move one the point over. Just divide. Dividing is easy, or than dividing is easier than doing times. Agreed. I thought that it might be a lot of people do you can also do it. Let's just say you do a times tent. So let's do okay, so three thousand, and then you say, then do half of that. That would be right, But then you just like move the decimal later on. Do you ever do that? Don't look at me like I'm stupid. I'm not. I'm not friends

of all. My eyes are closed. Well before you go there, it's boring through your lidskin. What I know is that I always associate twenty with the number five because twenty goes into a hundred five times, and I will always know that there's like certain things that are just like in like, that's just a rule in my head. I'm not great at math, but I've created little rules where I'm like, okay, I know twenty goes into a hundred

five times. So yeah, so you divide everything by twenty with a thousand bucks or a thousand pacos two bucks. See if a bill was a thousand paces, I'd go okay, what um no, wait, that's not right, it'd bet yes. Do you want to see my fucking people are are? I'm looking at you through my lids now, Oh man, I can feel it even though my lids are closed, I can feel your lids. Yeah, that's how strong that glare is um to have a announcement to any closed

contest ye whoever opens first. We're not doing this on a podcast. I'm not doing this. We just do it for an hour. That's interesting because you don't you could always lie, because you could just say when you open your eyes, I just opened mind too, Yes, So you could always just say it's the first one, you're the first. Or you could see someone start to open their eyes when you're already looking at them in closures. Again. Oh,

it's like the underwater trick. Is that one? Some people go underwater, they close their eyes and then you could you know, who could hold their breath longer? Come up? You get a real quick blowhole air like a whale. Come back down and be like, yeah, if I could go back in time, you would have won a lot, and that you cheat and Marco Polo, be honest, not Marco Polo the one. Oh jail break, jail break, I don't know, jail break when you go back and forth

and your eyes would be closed, you know. I always kind of cheated on those heads up seven up. You would look at the floor to see their shoes. Who touched your finger? Do you remember the game had up seven up? Was like classic. You put your head down and you put your thumb up, and if your thumb gets touched, then you look up and everyone who gets the thumbs you put your thumb down if it got touched, and then you look and if you guess who touched your thumb, then they have to replace with you and

you get to be the thumb toucher. It's fun. I used to feel like so cool if like a cool boy touched my thumb, I'd feel like finally I'm seen someone acknowledged to exists and they touched me. And then you're like, was it you, Chris, And it's like, no, it was the weird kid in the corner, and he's like, oh my god. I'm getting like my heart is beating fast even thinking about looking at Matt Johnson and whether or not he may have touched my thumb. And I'm like,

he's not looking at me because he touched it. And then he never did um big announcement today. Yeah, the thing the cameras, the cameras that or we didn't know what it was. It was a reality show for the e networking May first and it's called Welcome Home. Nicki Glazer with a question Mark, is it really really question Mark, I didn't know that, Yeah, And I refused on the announcement.

I refused to say it any other way. They took the They took the one Burgundy exactly because, to be honest with you, I always I didn't understand the name of the show for what or like it was a big thing for you. Yeah, it was. You know. I always end up kind of getting into a lot of uh like back and forth about the name of different shows that I've had, and um, this one it came. They came up with it, Welcome Home Nicky Glazer and

either right, yeah, and analyzed. They got a little pushback from some of their sponsors, but they and eyes was gonna be liked for the network. It has so many meanings. Yeah, welcome home Nicki Glazer, and I told them, if we go with this name, I will never say it like the way you might want me to say. I kind of like that though, of saying it like that, because we don't know if you're home yet. We never know

if you're home. No, it's a good it. Actually I embraced the name now, and I think it's they made the right decision because it is, like I don't know, and do they even want me there? And do I even want to be there? And is it home? And so welcome home, Nicki glazer. Uh debut is very first. I'm Ron Burgundy Sunday May first. This is the old Kardashian spot. So that's wild, big deal. Yeah, and we've already seen the first episode Andrew and I, and it's good.

It really does flow. It's wild flows. That's what you want to hear about a show. Yeah, if you want to show that good. Honestly, the pacing is great. Yeah, No, I think it's it's so fun. It's a really fun. Mom is a star. I think that none take it my mom. God, I wish the reality show was here now because she did you guys. I apologized to any bestis who might have been up between the hours of twelve am Central time and four am Central time. I saw a post from my mom that so I logged.

I remember doing it and being like she'll never tggle between the two, you know, like it's it's impossible. I had to log onto our account for some reason on her phone. I forgot why, and oh, because I was using my phone for something and I wanted to go live and so I used her phone because it's a better version than my dad's. So I went live on her phone and then I put it back to her account, and I thought, she'll never and I thought it would

be hilarious if it excellently, because you too press it twice. No, I know, no, I know how to do it. I just can't imagine. I mean I can't. Maybe she saw it twice. She must have been so disappointed with her feed. It's only following like I heart and Jessica Kearson, which is a great follow and like who else are we falling? Were falling? Yeah? Like seeing who we were? She was probably like where is everything? Um? But she uh, she posted a picture. She posted a screenshot of her Can

we pull it up? Can we pull it up? Yeah, it's right there. It's a screenshot of her. That thing because the caption is incredible, by the way, where the picture didn't First of all, it's the picture is of Arlow and it is the it is I believe it's. I can see almost the numbers of the time on her phone. You know. It's a screenshot of her face, the face of her phone. Okay, yeah, because it shows top which is wild it's an accidental No, I think that's my phone. It's an accidental Oh maybe it's no,

it's heurts it hurt. That was part of this. It was an accidental screenshot. So my mom went to post something so she couldn't but she went through her feet and was just like, oh, this is cute, and she didn't realize she was posting a screenshot of the face plate or of her phone screen. And it's of Rlow, my nephew, her grandson, from years ago, many years ago, because he has probably two in this photo four and a half or he's almost five now, just under several

and the caption says, I love this picture. That's because I took it. In the picture he looks it looks like a missing child photo. I I. So I saw this in the middle of the night. Yeah, so did I, And all the morning I got worried for you because I go, what is going on with with you? With you like I really think could possibly be. I was just like, I was so embarrassed when I saw this, because I'm like, everyone's going to think I did this, the bragging that you took it, I go, who is this?

I thought I was living with a stranger in my whole life. My god, it's so you. And then I saw the likes. I was like, thirty five likes, and I was like, that's not even good either, Like this whole thing is that, this is just embarrassing. To one comment that I don't even read, I'm like, what I know, there's one comment that we couldn't read. No one commented as good for you guys. By the way, not commenting on that, because you should have just immediately report called

I'd get hacked. I'd rather your account get hacked and you say insanely racist stuff like terrible things. Then whatever that was, it was the scary. It's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. Well, now it's so funny. Now it's funny. My mom was clearly had a couple of drinks. That's when my mom posts to Instagram, she gets like a little bit gets She's like one of those people that gets cocky when she drinks. That's the only time she has self esteemed no offense. The car

post is still my favorite. Oh yeah, the one where she posted of these four teenagers in a car and she's in the back of a uber I think, and she posted four teenagers in the back of their car. Let me go to it's for looking cool. They're looking over at her, and she says, four girls out and about in an uber, I'll tagging each other. I'm sure I gotta call her to get some answers on this one second here, I mean, Jess kidding, it's been a while since we've even had Okay, let's a Nikki hell?

Oh hello, how are you? I'm good? Why is it my phone such a bad sound? Mom? You're on the podcast? Oh oh no, oh my god? Um, what do you want to I want to know? Did you know that you posted on my Instagram on our podcast instagram last night a picture of Arlow thinking it was your Instagram because somehow you toggled between the two. I had once logged into my my podcast Instagram. Um, back in the day,

I didn't know. Okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna teach you later on how to go to your Instagram and go back to because you you must be seeing only Yeah, it's you're on the wrong Instagram and you posted a picture of Arlo. Do you remember what you posted? Now? It was a picture of Arlo a screenshot of your your phone face like the um, you know the picture you had the home scream Yeah okay, and you said I love this picture, and do and do you know

why you love that picture? You said because I took it. Oh, I like, oh, they're ah, that's because I took it baby. Well, um, um, it is a cute picture. No, it's all right. We'll teach you how to get back to it. I don't know I should make I think maybe if my mom just posts, she won't. She won't. She doesn't know how to talkle back and forth though she won't know she want. Yeah,

we gotta teach you how to tagle. So if you if you want to know, just go to the bottom right of the Instagram account and just tap it a bunch until it switches over to your account. That's pretty much how you do it. Oh my god, Yeah, I can't know. It's very confusing. It is confusing. I don't under I would never expect you to understand that. It's it's a thing that sometimes I get tripped up on and post on our podcast when I mean to do

our own So it's it's it's a normal thing. But I woke up at four in the morning and I just saw this like ominous picture of Arlow looking like a missing child and said, I love this picture because I took it. And I was horrified that Andrew saw it in the middle of the night to mom, and he thought that I needed He thought he was going to do a wellness check. I was gonna baker act you. Yeah, he was gonna. He was worried about me. He was like, who, why is she bragging that she took this one woman's

normal picture. It's another woman's call for help. Well, I'll teach out to toggle. Mom, I gotta learn to dog. All right, Well, I'll call you later to catch up on everything. Go, um, go check out my Instagram though, because then the reality show was just announced today. Oh okay, I will all right, hello everybody, and okay, thank you. I will go. I'll tell everyone hello for you. They just heard that. But um, yeah, go check out. There's the trailers out. I'm sure day I will see it

and he'll show you. All right, love you mom. In the middle of a meeting, okay, alright, By oh my god, I wanted to bring up the whole um that I remember that story wrong. Should we do that later? About the Dave Matthews. Just say it now, all right? So as you know, we said we both cried. I don't know you cried at Dave Matthews too, right, So I said, I cried at Dave Matthews. Rusty, Yeah, so I'll so Rusty watched the podcast and he said, I just get a text one morning. He goes, you cried at cold

Play the Scientists. We were in box seats and Chris Martin stood on the speaker next to us and was singing to scientists, and me and Kelly stood up and look over and you're sitting down still bawling, crying, bawling. Was just guessing, oh wait, why this is the video? My tears are going back in my eyes because the video, the video of the scientists, the music video. All right, we gotta go to break and we'll come back with more on this and everything else. All Right, we're back, Andrew, Uh, So,

our memory deceives us. I could have swear as at Dave Matthew, but apparently I was crying at cold Play. I go, I don't think Kelly was there. He goes, yes, that was the night we lost him and he went with that girl. We had a room at colony. We each drank a fifth of Johnny Walker. Oh yeah, yeah, see you've stayed there before, I guess. So then he goes, we drank a fifth of Johnny Walker Black before this show. I remember vividly. Well, this is probably why I don't.

We found Kelly walking around Coconut Palm Drive like a lost puppy dog. The next morning, he remembers the street a memory. Yeah. Really, let's just rely on Rusty for all your stories, because he was He's involved in all of them anyway. Check. Uh yeah, that was pretty much it. But yeah, I mean, yeah, so I cried at cold Play, but maybe I cried at Dave too, you know who knows. Um, it's uh yeah, that's the sad song. I can see

that getting you. You want to look up. Yeah, this for the last two minutes, it's pretty confident, considering I don't love my hair. Yeah, I'm like, don't watch this one. You want to keep your confidence. So then I'm feeling cool. Um, so wait, what was I going to say? Oh? Noah was telling me that we got a message from someone that it was too much text for me to read, so I kind of skipped it. But it was about

someone's memory. Someone one of our listeners, Bessie's has a Mary Lou Henna um memory, which Mary Lou Henna is one of like very few people in the world that has photographic remembers every little thing. And she was was she on Facts of Life or something? She was she was on sixty minutes talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. She started on the Star of Yeah, which is pay says if you did seven yeah, oh yeah. So she remembers what she wore, she remembers the time, she remembers, she

remembers what movies were out. She remembers every detail about every single thing in her whole life. It's insane, But we have a bestie that has the same condition. No, what did the guy say? He said that? Um, he used to listen to you up and he listens to the pod also, and he could probably remember more details than we can. Oh he can. I don't remember yesterday. Yeah, I don't. I'm so bad at it, I really am.

There are certain times that I think that I've said something on the show because I remember when I said that thing, I was having a good time, and so I just remember, like I remember the feeling of telling a story and if it was told to people I'm comfortable with, Like if the feeling feels like, oh, I wasn't anxious when I told the story, or I wasn't there's taking a path remember that cute? Oh my god? Um if I remember the comfort, then I'm like, oh,

it must have been the podcast. Well just the wild part about like when you when you testify on on a stand when you're like, where were you Monday at three pm? Or when people pick out someone in a lineup and they're like it's a hundred percent him and it's like, no, that guy made like cut you in line once, or he just may have the same skin color as the guy you think may have done it to you. But yeah, you think because you would have been you would have bet a lot of money on

Dave Matthews. Yeah, a lot of money. And I still don't think Kelly was there, Like I still have trouble beliefs, Like even though Resty remembered all these That's another way to tell someone a lie is to remember details. And then they'll be like, wow, you remembering I drive you just yeah, you're like, fuck, that must I did kill that guy. I guess like I saw you kill that guy on fern and an eagle and you're like, yeah,

that was me that man. I don't remember that, but if you remember for the cross streets, I must have done it. Man, I'm telling you, yeah, if you remember specifics, it's very believable. Who's calling me right now? No, Sally, um my aunt, Sally just called me. She should get on that phone was working, the lube wasn't. No, she's not connected, she's not tag one anything. She but um my, my phone speaker is still busted from that lube explosion. Oh yeah, I really got in there. These faults are

supposed to be waterproof. What happened with well lube is not. It's just above water. It's almost us Yeah, you know what I mean. I got a massage the other night and they definitely watered down. They the oil, yeah, to save money. It was like splitch splash and they were just like, you know, like oil doesn't splash. I like splash. I know the other day I said it on the

set of Perfect Perfect. I was like, split splash, who's here for the cash or something like that, and you and the guy in my ear was like, Andrew liked that one. And then you had me come up with another. I don't know if you used My answer was trash, which is weird to sound perfect straight. Yeah, that seems like a weird one. Choked one, Yeah, yeah, yeah I did. I didn't do the answer it was trash one. That would have been good this opportunity. Let's get to the

news that knows here we come apparently. First, Oh man, it's Tuesday, folks, you know what that means. It is Tuesday. I hope you're having all the swells. The biggest news today is the welcome home Nicky Glazer is gonna be on the E Network's already May one on Sunday. In the Kardashian spot, Move over, Kim, move over Kylie. There's a new que in town and it's two of them inside Nikki who That actually wasn't that bad. That's really good. Maybe I could do voice or whatever those things. We'll

get someone else to read it. But that was a great idea. Yeah, we'll do a little couple of rewrites on it. But the gist was right where if I had to read that it when it came out terrible, that was that was actually real good. Okay. A woman accidentally apparently records herself mocking the job interview questions during

a one take prerecorded video interview. In the clip, which has over six point nine million views, the troubled TikToker has seen complaining about SkyWest interview questions to an unnamed maile f company she was interviewing with. However, she accidentally begins recording herself on the company's video application platform while she's bad mouthing to Brahim. The question is the stupidest,

cheesiest question I've ever read in my life. What is your impression of sky was company culture and how does that resonate with you? She mockingly reads aloud in part, and she gives her answer, and she goes, you have to record yourself answering it. This is so awkward. Once she realized she was recording, she said, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize it was recording. I was practicing promise, she apologized. I think, I think and gives you when

I know what's been there got you sky West. Oh that moment when you realize that you've been trash talking and they heard you. But truthfully, it is dumb. Corporate culture is dumb. No one is proud of a corporation or being like, no one, your corporation isn't a human? Stop them doing? What's your impression of like just stop, I can't see you an interview? What once the last interview? Well other than you know you interview all the time kind of, but like for corporate kind of like sit

down interview. I don't think. I mean, I've definitely had job interviews before. Yeah, you don't remember any, but it's just like I I mean, it honestly is like pitching a TV show to a network or I've been in a lot of the like dozens of those where you just sit down and you act like a walk people through that because I think they'd be interested in like knowing, Like do they ask for the log line? Because everyone's like,

what's the log line? Is it? Yeah? A logline is like you know, the elevator pitch kind of thing where you are supposed to be able to tell the log line is essentially a sentence or two of what the show is and no longer than that, and then the elevator pitches about what you would say to someone in an elevator if you had to pitch your show before they got off on the ninth floor whatever. So like

a thirty seconds pitch. So can you remember when that you did where you feel like you actually crushed it or or actually the opposite where you're like, holy sh it, that went bad? Oh my god. Well one it depends, you know, going into these places. It depends on whether or not you are Like we saw in this season of CARB, Larry David did his pitch for young Larry and they bought it right away because they know Larry, he creates Seinfeld. He's going in there like they want

happy to work with him. Yeah, so there's different vibes of Like when I was pitching uh, welcome Home Nigiglaze, it was all it was last it was summer, and it was all over Zoom and it was on in my dad's like office because I was living with my parents and that was me just going into Zoom meetings and um I had So I came up with the idea of wanting to do a reality show while I was living with my parents because I was like, what else am I going to do here? And this? And

I've always wanted to do a reality show. And so then and I was single, I was like, okay, go on dates and who knows what's gonna happen with the pandemic. Even if it doesn't lift up, there's gonna be some way we're gonna be able to make TV. We'll figure it out. And so um I called my manager and I said, UM, I want to do a reality show.

Here's my idea, and he was like okay, And then he took it to my agent, who I have um an agency, and they there's like a separate agent from my public appearances, which is like my book tour booking. So I have an agent working on my tour. Then I have an agent working on theatrical appearances, which is like acting roles. And that guy is not busy because I don't do those things. But I'm starting to get into it a little bit more so. Um. And then

there's a like an unscripted like host a TV. Uh, like another agent that we're I forget like his title. He'd be annoyed that I forget it, but he's he's the one that books me on like game shows and me beat Nikki Laser being herself on TV. So we went to him and said, hey, what do you think of this idea? And he said, I think the best way to sell it is to attach a production company first, which a network is more likely to buy a package.

So if you're like working with like, okay, if someone has a script idea, yeah, the script might be really good. But if you have Jennifer Lawrence saying she wants to be in it, there's more likely to get a studio to buy it because this person is already interested in we can package it. So of a package can come with a production company and talent, or with a director or with this you know, producers. So they were like,

let's get a production company. So then I enter viewed with production companies and I met with one called Evolution, who I really liked. And they've done a ton of reality including like the vander Pump stuff and um, I believe Jersey Short like they've done. They've just been around forever, and I just really liked them and and they just seem to want to do what I wanted to do,

and we're interested in what I like. I just knew that they were people that were gonna like feel less formal because it's like, yeah, I mean all of this is not formal because I'm supposed to always just be the talent. And then and so they know that if we get paired together. There they want me, the production company wants me. Otherwise they wouldn't be working with me. So this is an interview that if they wanting to pair with me, and so then I picked Evolution and

then they UM shot, they shoot. They wanted footage and different stuff from me to build out a deck which would be a like a pretty much a power point presentation of what the show would look like that we then take out to UM Networks. And then we got we booked a bunch of networks to pitch it too, and met with them all and presented the whole idea.

And that is more like formal of us trying to sell them and but still me being like funny, irreverence and like just and I have a little bit of like cloud because people they might be a you know, the network, people might know who I am, or might be a fan, and so it's an opportunity for me to not do much of the heavy lifting and for them to all do all the logistical stuff. And that was the way it went when I pitched UM Not Safe with Nikki Glazer with my UM boyfriend at the time, Chris.

We we just came up with the show like oh Sex Talk Show, and Chris and I like developed the whole thing, but when we went into pitch it, I was more like I said the punch lines and he did all like, so this is how we see it breaking down. Act one will be this actor and then um, and then we waited and then e uh NBC was interested in did which is the umbrella network of E Bravo, NBC,

Peacock all those things, and then they thought. Then then we shot a sizzle UM pilot last year and then they decided to pick it up, and they didn't pick it. We thought it was maybe dead in the water at one point, right, Yeah, I mean it took like sometimes it takes like six months before you deliver a pilot and then you hear back. So I just didn't even

think it was gonna go. And then they picked it up the sum and then it was picked up in the summer, and then we shot it in the fall of one and in a little bit in the winter and uh into this year actually and then um, it's gonna Aaron May. So it takes about a year, but it takes about two years to get a show from inception to happening on TV. It still doesn't even feel

like real. I mean, I know it's not like I'm on it somewhat, but like you're on a lot, a lot, but like it just doesn't even feel like when I think of like Kardashians or just like TV, Like, yeah, it's like reality TV families. There's been a lot of them. I have to say, I'm one of many. And who knows that this will just be one season thing, but I think that it will be. It's so fun and there's not anything like it. And I think that I really was myself the whole time. I you know, I

didn't try to. I didn't get a new wardrobe, I didn't clean my room, I didn't get new makeup. I didn't even wear makeup for most of it. I'm watching this first episode and I'm like, I look like I didn't try. I didn't try at all. It felt it felt very real. It didn't it felt very real, like even like with your mom, and like, I don't know, it just nothing felt death forced, yes exactly, and I

thought it was. And I had a really good time doing it and I got obviously have all the stuff that you see happened on the show was like real stuff and real like drama and real like maybe those things wouldn't have happened had I not done a reality show, because it forces you to have conversations and kind of think about what you want in life and have steaks. But those things are still the results of going through

this show are still happening. To my My life is so different now because of the things that happened on the show. So they were all real and had ramifications and I can't wait for you all to see it. It is interesting. It's like reality is like if we just lived through that life, there wouldn't have been as many discussions about the life or like it's just what your brain is already thinking, but it's acted out kind of,

you know what I mean? Like what you're normal being a woman, You talk about your feelings, and this show, reality TV makes you talk about your feelings. That's why people fall in love on reality shows so fast, because

if you people go on their fake or whatever. And you've heard me say this before, but if you are falling in love with someone or dating someone, and you're every single second of your life is spent outside of seeing that person, spent talking about that person, and what how much you like them and what it means you're

gonna all in love. That's why girls fall faster. I think it is because we're constantly talking to each other about like I like him so much, whereas guys are like, so I got this new putter, Like, guys don't talk. You know, I have. I have men in my life who I you know, when I started going, I don't want to like, I've had men say that something that

they've been thinking about for years. They finally I finally get them to like explain it to me or their feelings about it, and they go, Wow, that really helped. That was the first time I've ever said what I was thinking out loud, and I'm just like, what are you talk? Are you kidding? You've never said You've never

worked that verbally. And that's why I said the other day yesterday, it's so important to journal in your thoughts and to say them because you think that you can just think things through, but your mind is a fucking alphabet soup of thoughts and you really need to articulate

them to see how you actually feel. And it feels so good and you don't think it will you can think you can just keep it in there, but you can't vie the other day, or it says, uh him in are in the people and guys are into things like we care more about things whatever that is like hobby Mark Norman's clip. Does he say that? Yeah, he said women men like to talk about things like driving,

like a golf club. Yeah, describing some like watch and he's like, look at Like if you ask him, like, what's your girlfriend's birthday, he's like, I don't know, just looking in the summer at some point, I think weather's nice. And if you ask him to describe his watch, he's like, oh, it's a and he's going through all the details and he's like that's why women when they complain about being objectified, it's like, but you want to be we love objects. Were Yeah, that's good, And I went to where I

heard it. You heard that like study or something? Yeah, yeah, I just heard it, not in joke for him. I can't remember who said it, but it was about essentially that does that make you feel like you're that's a problem Like that to me doesn't make me feel If I were a man, I'd be like, oh, that's a shitty thing to care about things more than people. For sure, and I think I'm somewhere in the middle there. I think you could call them beta's or whatever you want.

But I do think I have feminist, feminine characteristics whatever where I do care more about people than things like I really do feel that way, Uh not completely. Last name putter set it up, knocks it down down? Um should we go to reddit tomp more news? We do one? More news news? All right? I kind of want to go to this one now that Wardle is on the New York Did you do it yet today? But no I haven't. Yesterday's really pissed me off. Its off a

lot of people, piste off, a lot of people. Bands are complaining that the puzzle is too difficult now under the new owners, and more than one answer is being published as a glitch. I don't know what that means, but fans have noticed several problems, including the puzzle becoming too difficult. Oh when when I like a difficult puzzle, but it really did? Um did you get cynic? I honestly skipped yesterday, which still happy because I got it today.

It's cynic was hard because you got I got N I C and then I eliminated every other valve besides why and I'm like, what the funk I've typed an ionic? Maybe there's a double eye. It was so confusing, And then cynic was the last one. I was like, oh my god, that's hard because you have two c's, so if you get one C, you think that's the end of c's. A double letter that isn't used a lot in words like two it's it's tough. Yeah, that was a really I thought it was good. I'm happy that

the New York Times took over. People can Why are people complaining about wordle isn't there better things to complain about? It takes two minutes of your day? Is it really that important to you know? If you're complaining about word try a crossbord puzzle, you know what I mean? In comparison,

they do complain about those that they're too hard. Well, I'm in the cross words um for Reddit, and there's constantly complaints about certain is a cynic someone that complains like someone yeah, no cynic as someone that is always like you're kind of a cynic? Your cynical when it comes to sincere post on Instagram. Yeah, but I'm getting better, Yeah I am, I really am. Yeah, like, what was

he just doing that to get up? Was it like you thinking Kanye is being you said that the other day Kanye is being coming out with Donda two in between his fucking rants, he gives promotion. I don't think I'm wrong. I'm not being no, but I do believe that there could be some motivation of just wanting to be in the spotlight. But I don't think it was like his PR team was like I think in order to get team, he's a PR team if he's going Fox, Skeet and fucking all he loves Hillary, and then the

next post is Donda too coming out. Kid Cuddy, you weren't on it because your friends with SKEI fuck you, motherfucker. It trends man, and he doesn't all Capital letter also wants Kim back. Sure, okay, so both can be true. Both can be true. Okay, I thought you were saying it's just for that. Oh no, no, no, But I think one, I think it's just a mental illness. And also I think, yeah, that's the way people are so quick to go. Let's you know, we can't judge him.

He's going he has a mental illness. Everyone who does anything has a mental illness. Someone who murders someone has a mental illness. Someone who fucking beats their wife has

a mentalness. I'm not I'm not saying that we can't excuse it and feel sorry for him, but I would just let's just extend it to everyone then, because just because you can say it's bipolar, someone who literally murders someone is has a brain abnormality or has gone through terrible things in their life where we can find sympathy for them. But you're a fucking demon if you have any sympathy for someone who murder Pete Davidson, and people are going to go, hey, man, dude, back off man.

That's Kanye being Kanye, right, Okay, well we gotta go to break. Um. I love Kane, you do. Yeah. I mean, I think he's very entertaining. He's obviously somewhat off his rocker, but I think he's a genius and it's all mixed in one pot that's really fun. And I think some of his songs are my favorite songs ever. So all right, well, um, that's for you, Kanye. I'm sorry I wasn't really listening because I'm reading the barrage of congrats text. I'm getting

from people about the show. So barage, barage, let's get uh what was it? What was the word I to use? Uh? Carbon nacle, carbon car. I'll your right back with reddit dump. All right, let's get to reddit dump. This is your karaoke mode. This is your reddit dump. You can hear the last until last week. Oh wow, all right, well, welcome to reddit dump. Okay, let's get right to it. And no, why don't you play that? Start us off with the video this one you may have seen. It

was going making the rounds last week. This is from the subret. It made me smile. Is a dad Mike's up a four year old while he's snowboarding. So this dad dad puts a microphone in his little four year olds um, you know, helmet while he's snowboarding down the mountain. And it's adorable to hear what this kid says to himself by snowboarding. Let's get up, go in that secret path. Oh yes, y dad, No one's in our secret path. This way, your slip. I won't fall, Maybe I will.

That's okay. That we all for dad. Have fun. Da. Let's dound as big old hill. He falls? Who powers? He said? What kind of dinosaur A you and he's a powder sore. It says indiscernible Verbibal struggles, and then he said, that's the cutest thing I might have ever seen my life. It's so freaking cute, and it's such a great message. And everyone falls, everyone falls, It's okay. It'd be so scared to put my kid on a if I had a kid on a snowboarder skis, I

just I'd be so afraid. And then I put a a I saw this and I was like, I gotta put a microphone in our And I found a four year a little four year old girls um helmet when she went to a farm chicken. There's a white chicken. There's a brown chicken. There's a black chicken. There's an orange chicken. There's a red chicken. How many chickens are there? Wait? There's one, two, three, seven, eight. We don't have baby. Where are they going? There's just chillen. Don't they belong

in a bar? Don't they belong in a barn? No? This is so. That was a four year old that I found. I put that's pretty cool. Yeah, why did they need to wear chicken? I don't know why A grown man baby why were they wearing a helm? I'm sorry for those of you who didn't know that was Britney Spears. Didn't you think that was a four year old at first talking? Yeah, that's Britney Spears. Though it's still adorable, still really cute. I've never I cannot get

over that clip I played for everyone. One chicken to chicken, brown, chicken baby? Why are the chickens? Don't they belong in a barn? Baby? Can you imagine hanging out with that all day? It would be like why? But why? Like it's I just we have to get an uber black one. Here's one with wheels, with wheels and an engine and they go round? And am I making fun of Britney Spears? Yes? Am I making fun of her mental illness? No? I'm

just saying she sounds like a four year old. That's okay, But it's it's it's it's ok You got a controversial post the other day with the cat here and I put it on my Instagram and people were like, you're disgusting, You're disgusting to mock her mental illness, and I'm like, I'm mocking the fact that she sang a weird note. I will never be able to hit any of the notes she hits, including that one, nor would I want to with that one. But it's people, just stop it.

Why do we live in like the We don't live in the real world, like a lot of people don't as a mental illness, you can't make fun of them. I'm not making fun of the mental illness. People who have mental illness is, including myself, do funny stupid things that you can still go Her baby voice has nothing to do with her having a conservator ship. Maybe it does, I don't know. We'll explain that to me if I am very insensitive for making fun of that. Okay, let's

go to more things on Reddit. Um, but I just cannot get over it. Um. Okay, this one was, Oh, we're sorry one second, let me just go up to the top. Um. This one wasn't on explain like I'm five? Yeah? Is this one? I love this because you get to ask questions that are complex and someone just to explains it to you like you're an idiot. Um, Why is gold so valuable? Is it really as simple as oh, pretty rock makes shiny things? What do you guys think? Why do you have a limited amount of gold so

then the values what it is. But they're more rare things in the world than gold. Sure, but they might be more expensive. What's more rare than gold? Did it? And also it like takes a place of like like you have gold bars which will keep its value, so people have that. But well, it gets into all this, but this is why it's not This is why it's more. It's better than the other ones. I found it interesting.

Gold is rare, but not too rare. Nothing too common can be built, can build up a lot of monetary value, but something too rare wouldn't build up enough cultural significance to become valued as a store of wealth and medium of exchange. So it's perfectly rare but not too rare. That you see it a lot, so you want it, but it's not easy, not easy to get. Gold has esthetic value people as you note, like shiny things. This is probably a universal as universal as human nature. Blah

blah blah blah blah. Number three, gold is unreactive. That is very important because when you want to store value, you don't want to lose value. Most metals rust away, organic things rock rot, most colorful things discolor. But you can toss gold in a pit in the dirt and come back a hundred years later and it will be in good condition. Yeah, but diet. But then they said, gold is um it's not like a gem that might

crack and lose its value. And if it if it is in some form you don't like, you can melt it down and reform it, whereas you can't do that with diamonds. Gold is hard to fake. Gold is easy to work with. I just found that very interesting because sometimes thinking you go, why is it just because it's pretty? And um, okay, this is a from ask credit. What did you learn at an embarrassingly late age. Um, someone said, my dad once told me that gullible isn't in the dictionary. Ah,

he said. Eighteen years later I got the joke. Someone said the meaning of birthday suit. I was twenty six at the time. That's one that you just hear a lot and then at some point you go, oh, I guess it's naked. But I have words that I didn't like off pudding. Yeah, Prima donna? How do you think you spell primadonna? Um? P R E M A D D. I know this is wrong, but it's it's too words Prima and Donna it's not free. It's not like before Madonna.

Um uh oh. I liked this one. I don't know why, but whenever someone mentioned that a piece of furniture was walnut, think about what you think about when someone says, this is walnut. Okay, I kind of thought they meant that nuts and shells are all crushed up and smules. I thought the color of Then in my thirties, I realized that it was probably made it from the tree that makes walnuts too, and that is from It's from the wood of the walnut tree, and the walnut is the

walnut that the tree produces. And as I to um, someone said they didn't know that milk curdles or bread molds because they lived in a house with eighteen kids and nothing ever sat around long enough for that to happen. Um Oh. This one I learned last night, and I wanted to share it with everyone because I think we

all don't know this. I was into my d I was into my deep, I was deep into my teens when I realized it's make ends meet m e e T instead of make ends ends with an apostrophe m e a T. I always visualized visualized it as procuring the last bit of food you could in tough times. Now it's making two ends meet ship. I would never have thought, Yeah, is it make men's meat or make ends meet? Make ends like two ends come together and meet. Okay, so I knew that. Oh you didn't know that. I

did not speaking of ends make men's meat. To me? Oh, speaking of ends, someone said, I didn't know that the ends of loaves of bread are there to seal in the freshness so that when you when you eat the ends or you chopped them off, the bread gets dryer. Which I didn't know either. But this one was the funniest one to me. This guy goes um. I was sixteen years old when I learned the word florret ng was not a word. Okay, I'm confused too. He grew up watching a lot of SpongeBob and it was always

his favorite show. On the show, SpongeBob always failed his driving test because he would always floor it okay instead of driving slowly. So when he was little, he thought that floor it was a single word that meant to go fast, so you could go slowly or you could floor it okay. So he thought floor it was a verb that you could do so. Fast forward to driving school. I'm in the car with the instructor and another student. I'm driving slowly on the highway and someone aggressively passes me.

I made some nervous comment like man, he's really floor itt ing, and the car just gets really quiet for a second. Then the other student of the car goes Florida. What And that's when I realized it. It all came crashing down at once. Floor it. It was two different words, um, and I just thought that was really cute and funny. Yeah, if you're listening sending words you've gotten wrong in conversation where it's not just uh, I guess we do that

already with what call? Yeah, yeah, like misheards or like misunderstood, or when they someone said dacari. Oh, yeah, you told me that one and I didn't. What was it? Did you hear that one? Noah? The fan tracks where the person miss miss miss mountains dachary. Yeah, was a dacorus because it had an acid then diecary like something like that, like diacary or like diaria, Like yeah, it sounded like kind of like dire. Yeah. Anyhow, let's go into final thought.

It's this is from the subpreddit science uh it says of Americans ages eighteen and up didn't have sex once over the past twelve months. That is, of adults eighteen and up did not have sex for the past twelve months for the past year. That is a that is more than night. What is it normally before COVID though, I wonder, Um, it's been this number for a while, actually, I think, yeah, that's one of the articles I sent yesterday, and it's for a while before pandemic. Yeah, it reached

an all time high in two thousand eighteen. Adults reporting no sex reached all time hime in two underscoring a three decade trend line marked by an aging population in higher numbers of unattached people. Um. Yeah, I wonder how much the most of these men, most of the people are twenties, are are um twenty something men. For most of the past three decades, twenty something men and women reported similar rates of sexlessness, but the change that changed

has changed in recent years. Since two eight the air of men younger than thirty, but the share of men younger than thirty reporting no sex has tripled. Um. There are several potential explanations for this labor force, so these because there's less people working. Labor force participation is one of the reasons when men don't have jobs, they don't

feel sexy. I thought the people at their job I thought that too, But it's apparently men do not feel like viable sex partners when they don't have jobs, and then they don't also have money to probably at your parents house too, when you're living back with that. That's another reason is more of us are living at home

with our parents, and you can't funk as much. I mean, this is this explains why the idea of a metaverse is only getting like more real because people are just living on the internet and they're getting every other happiness from their computer, their phone. I mean that's so these numbers are going to keep getting higher. I think, yeah, I think so too. It's I mean, in Japan, aren't people just like fucking celibate. I mean, like men are just they they like have their like they have romances

with their pillows and stuff. There's a huge, like a huge problem in Japan of no yeah, and like not having more kids. It's interesting, I I but for me, I always is like sex is so hard to get to the point where you're naked with someone and comfortable you meet someone else, which everyone is so isolated. You meet someone and then you get comfortable enough with them to take off your clothes and like, so I never understood tinder, like you could just meet a stranger, open

the door, and then have them be inside them. It's insane to me. So I think that these numbers, to me makes sense. Also bars being closed. A lot of people fun when they're drunk, and not as many people are drinking maybe at least socially. Yeah, but this has

been going down since two thousand eight. Dude, Yeah, I think a lot of these people are just like I wonder, like I think about like that are fucking already fucking even more than back in the day, you know what I mean, Like you know and out of how did how many of these really just can't get late? You know what I mean? Right, Like, like it's not a choice, It's not a choice. It's like, yeah, I think this is not a choice for a sexual This is um

like more like heteronormative relationships. Because I know that my friends who are on Grinder have no issue and have not had no issue fucking over the last couple of years, but I just half of men on grinder. I've always thought of men though, as just like they are the ones that have less of an issue having sex because they just aren't ready. They could just do it whenever women. You have to get to know someone a little bit more and feel a little bit more safe to let

it happen. So it's surprising that women aren't the ones that whose numbers are smaller, because for me, I'm just like every man I know is just sex with anyone you women's met. The numbers have increased exponential, they said by They've tripled for men, and the women have only gone up by eight percent. I think, well, I think women are more liberated now and they're having sex more freely than back in the day. Under Seeing how people are so comfortable getting naked with people drunk, it's why

is no one talking about that? That that's the fucking number one thing we have been getting drunk. That that's why sex happens. It's because alcohol alcohol, but no one talks about it. Everyone just acts like no the fun thing. It's like I I had four tequila's, he had five, and next thing, you know, we fucked and now we're married with four kids. It's like it's not a big deal to people. It's like to ask people in the audience, how many of you have had sex for the first

time with someone totally sober. It used to be like no one, and now people say, yeah, it's me because I'm performing for older audiences. But ask yourself that listeners to be at sex with someone for the first time and you weren't a little bit inebriated. Yeah, if you're in college, no, even the person you're dating, you don't fox because it's a smart thing to not suck a stranger and the only way to do it. It's smart

to not suck someone too soon. Yes, in every way disease pregnancy, you don't want to just do what was. We're not in tribes anymore, where you're you're destined to see this person at the fireside later that night. These people can escape without accountability after they fuck you and give you whatever they give you, And it's emotionally fraught, like you should be having sex too soon, and that the only reason it's happening is because of alcohol. People

do not. Men are the only ones that get horny enough to have sex right away without alcohol, So there's a billion times women need to like like someone or trust someone's there. Of course, there's some women that have more masculine energy in that way and like I just want to get fucked, But I do not think that

that as that comment. I wonder if drinking is like a good scapegoat for people like where they're like, you know, it's like it's a good excuse to be like, oh, I'm not a sled I was just drunk, or I'm not I'm not a womanizer, I was just drunk. Like it's a great excuse. I'm not really ask this thing in it, but you know what I mean, Like I think it's a way for people to kind of get out of bad behavior they just have and maybe it's

something that they want to have sex. We all want to have sex, but it's so scary to like be vulnerable, vulnerable enough to first of all, like put your mouth on someone else's mouth. What if they reject you when you just you know that analogy I gave of like you just feel like it's liquid courage to do the things you're scared to do, when really it's just your stupider. Because if it were like good courage, firefighters would get loaded before they went into houses. Yeah, fun that fire. Yeah,

we gotta go. We gotta go. But thank you for listening to the podcast today. We'll be back tomorrow with more uh Dopeyka and Gie. That's where Son goes. Both the Sun's actually big head moms from China. Let's beginning.