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Did you today? Did you love that text? Yeah? It was nice. I mean, my day isn't as hard as your day, but still got a way to wrap. Dude, we're crushing these little diet cokes a little baby die cokes on sit so tiny they got to be half the size right of a regular can. What are we talking here? Okay, a regular can? I got one next to me is twelve ounces, obviously, and this is fucking

two million leads. No, don't do this to me. It's interesting because I wonder why they go with for a can, a big can, a regular can, and tot Why I like Coke Light. I like the name of it. It has a nice ring to it, you don't really have to think about the whole diet. I know, calling it diet really was a attempt on their part back when it probably came out where that was like a cool word,

and now it's just such a not co word. I can imagine them kind of maybe shifting, although diet cocus such a brand name, and that Kanye has a new song called it coke. Is that right? It's either a song or an Instagram post. I don't know anymore one of the same, but we are. I I got off the sauce for so long and I'm back on so hard. And there's such a nice little treat. These little ones there. They'd make you feel like you're not doing any They're

the vaping of diet soda. Yeah. Yeah, it's like finger sandwiches. Oh, I'll just have fifteen fingers sandwiches. It's just one sandwich, but really ate nine sandwiches. Like it doesn't add up, you know what. I yeah, you'll get it in um. They're so itty bitty though, and they make you feel like you're not I also like they make me feel like I'm not contributing as much trash, like it's all just a lie because I drink how many do you think you had yesterday? Honestly, like, really, I'm going deep.

I'm going in case a day easy or a twelve pack, and they don't. They don't do anything for you that. Well, we're idiots. We think they have caffeine in them because we're on set all day. I think I need to stay awake, but really I stay awake without Like, yeah, you'd be golfing in a way and alert on the field. I know. Work for some reason makes you think we need to just keep eating sugar, not sugar, but like something to put put things in our body constantly to

like keep us going. Because because but but I will say that if I wasn't working, I would be sleeping. I on my days off, I don't. I'm not someone who's like, let's go on an adventure. Yeah you do. You play golf every time? Well, you do stuff. Yeah. The other day I picked up Robin to go do laundry at my place, and I thought, we're just gonna come back here to like go get it was the

day off. You're just gonna come back here and she's gonna do her laundry, And then Jed and her both get in the car and they're like, do you want to go? So you want to go to the mall? And I'm like what, Oh, okay, I didn't know. I'm glad I wore like a semi decent outfit to come get you. Um, and we went to the mall all day and UM it ended up being really fun. But I was kind of hot. I just I didn't know we were going, and I was kind of just like, oh did I I felt like I missed a text

or something, but I got no text. I looked back later and I was like, oh no, I didn't know about this at all. I think we're similar. We're not mall people in the sense of like, let's go to the mall and see what we figure out, like see if we stumble. At least for me, I don't stumble upon stuff. I know exactly what I canna get. I go right to the foot locker. I get the same shoes that I have in a different color, and I

get the funk out of there. Some people like to you know, I'm making additional purchases for my wardrobe, and so it was also going to be me trying things on which I wore. I thank god, I wore um biker shorts and like a tank top because I don't like going and I don't like going in dressing rooms. Just that lighting makes me hate myself. I just can't do one thing they got to get right. So I

just changed in the middle of the store. I just put things on top of my biker shorts and and if things were a little tight, I was like they should be. It's like tying on something with big socks, you know where you're like, I'd rather show my vagina to an eight year old boy than go in that lighting. I will not take off my clothes in a dressing round. Why is the lighting so bad in there? That's the one thing they have to get a good mirror, Like they need a good mirror. I guess there's not bad,

you know what. I think they do it because people like me go, you know what, I don't need to try it on. I'm gonna just buy a bunch of ship, take it, return it, and then I don't return it, and then they make all the money. Because I hate Why wouldn't they have there's always a line even though there's like, you know, no one in the store. Don't even buys a retail anymore. Who's shopping in person? I think they just hire people in there sit in the

dressing room. But it's it's not a system where you feel like But every single one of my friends loves trying on stuff. They're always like I'm going to the dressing room and like, what's wrong with you? I'll flex in any dressing room that I go in. If there's good lighting, I'll try to see how rip. No, No, I don't know. It's a bad lighting. No, I mean it's weird. My body can look someone semi decent or look like a fucking you know, a bull of pudding

with you. I don't, It's just it looks really bad depending on the lighting. It's like who it I don't even know who I am? Shirt or the just a shirt. I'm like, depending on if you're wearing a shirt, the lighting on your stomach a shirt, it's not my body, couldn't be my body, but light is it blows my mind. Like Lulu. Lemon has great lighting in there. They know never been in one. I go to Lu and all the time, will not step foot in one of those

dressing rooms. Won't do it. Trying things on the floor if I can't try it on the floor, I take it home. If it doesn't fit, I give it to my sister or my mom or noah, you don't bring it back. I never returned. That's the thing. I don't return things. I always think it might Whenever I return some thing, I get almost nervous that I'm breaking the law and like they think I wore it, or there's always that kind of the same guilt that follows me

through customs. You don't like maybe going with a boyfriend because I like putting hairin up a balloon in my asshole when I go return a jacket to the gap anyway, Well, yeah, I mean that's the big gap you're talking about in your asshole for the hair with um baby gap. It's just a little baby gap. Oh my god, my ass was just called the baby gapp Okay, come back up.

Do you like if let's say you go with a boyfriend, you try on, maybe you don't look in the mirror, but you come out for him to be like, is this cute? Do you like that whole process? M I'm gonna say a hard note because I don't want him. Because if I like something and I see him go, it's going to affect whether or not I get it, and I don't give a funk whether or not he likes it. If I like it, I like, like I want him to be attracted to me in it. But

it's about what I don't want to say. I don't give a funk because I do care about being adorable to the guy that I like. If you listen to the podcast, you know that I like, I don't want to look healthy. I want to look up our no I. But I think that a lot of times I have fashion choices that let's just say, Chris, the guy I'm seeing, is just probably like It's not like he would say something like it's not my favorite, but if you like it? You know that kind of thing where it's like i'd

rather just do you not partake in this? And I love that answer me, but yeah, I wouldn't wear it. I'm like, well, you're a guy and this is a sun dress. Um I H. And I don't also think that he's really he's such a cutie when he has like he really is like a I don't want to say he's not like a clothes horse. Is that what they call it. I think they call it like a clothes horse when people are like obsessed with clothes or like love garments, right, No, I've I've heard that. Yeah,

he's a clothes hen. He likes clothes, Yeah, he does. He really he cares like I can't buy him close because they will be wrong, you know, like it'll be I bought him a lot of stuff and it's just like not the right size by like a small margin. He used to put his T shirts on the roof of his apartment in Brooklyn to age them, just like just leave them over a season so it's snow and rain and fucking out there. Then washed it and then

afterwards washed it. And they would be like that's just a way to get things looking like a little bit more worn. He's so patients. He's one of the most I don't understand patients look weathered. Yeah, I'd rather some woman in Bangladesh stomp on it for a while, um wait son. But he he's very particular about his clothes. And so if I especially if I'm like if I

like something on him, he's like very like happy. I can tell he's like, like I said, it's like really and I'm like, yeah, I always like something that's unbuttoned and has a little bit of a chest hair coming out. Interesting. I like to see a little man peeking out, you know, the other day for because look stupid. V next, I look insanely bad. You needed extra shirts because you have not done laundry since you got here, and you brought a tiny bindle stick of clothing. You probably I haven't

done laundry because there's no laundry on your promises. You just bring the bag downstairs. They do the line really okay, but I haven't done it. Okay, so I know because I know you. Yeah, and if you did laundry, you would have told me about it. No, I don't bragged you about my laundry doing. You would feel very accomplished if you got your laundry done. You this is what you would say. You know, it's so nice. That's when it comes back all folded. You would say something like that.

I would love comes back. How do they get it so crisp? How how did they get it into square? Yeah? How do they do that? I don't know. It isn't really Oh. When I used to send out for my laundry, it was so nice. A fluff and fold. Dude, if you've worked in retail, you could fold. Like my brother worked at Bloomingdale's. He came back fold and like, I've

never seen anything like it. It's pretty impressive. Um, I got a question, so I tried to I talked to Brenna about, you know, maybe wearing like a nighty to sleep instead of like a T shirt and shorts. What's the best way for a guy to get a woman to wear She's done it before. No, like sexy lingrette, she's what do you do? Yes, she has I know for a fact she has. I don't know, she's just sexy.

If you just say you know something, I'd like to see you in something like this, and then when you see it by it, Sure, that's the best way to do it. But make sure you just get extra extra extra small. Yeah, what do you buy whatever you would like to see her in? Dumnum? Yeah, because it's about what This is about what you want, because clearly if she wanted to wear it, she would be doing it. Yeah.

But also maybe you haven't made it clear because you're so nervous you're gonna insult her that Hey, but you can just say, you know, would be so hot? You know what I really like it would like to see you in. But then will she go, oh, who has warned this for you that you like it? Because I can see that some girls would take it that way. But you could just say, you know, um, I'm a

big fan of lingerie. Yeah, Or it's Valentine's Day coming up, dude, that's like the number one holiday to buy women lingerie. She did get a nighty and then I said, well, that's like a hot little sailor boy outfit, and then that wasn't it was a night It was like white with blue. So it was like when I said, she was like away all on accident. Uh huh, I'm not really gonna. I don't know how do you wear lingerie

for your man? I just bought a bunch of stuff that not a bunch, but two things, which is a button for me forever, because it was like, you know, pass, I don't understand paces. So I'm just like in forever

twents already cheap as fuck. But I bought like two things that I just saw because I was like, oh, you know, I'm gonna see Chris at some point soon and I would like to just just nice when you go in the bathroom and you both know it's about to happen and you come out and you're wearing I like, I don't like when he comes over and I don't have time to put on something before. Like sometimes I'll shower before he comes over because I know we're gonna hang out in that way, and um, he'll come in

and I'm art. I don't like to be already naked before the four place starts. I like, I like I would prepare. I would prefer to wear like a snowsuit where you have like eighteen layers on so you have time to get super turned on and things for them to just kind of play with and slowly take off. I kind of I like that. So you go in the bathroom, you have the night he waiting for you in the waiting in the bathroom. Just take it. It's not like he's watching my every move of like, what

did you just breaking there? What's silk keeping things? Okay, what's the hottest thing I'm a guy could wear? Because then Brenni goes, oh, yeah, I love your tidy black eves that you wear really turns me on, which just made me laugh because I wear like little like underwear, like maybe like a when him like a role play thing like yeah, yeah, like the whole big yellow one,

like just like a dumah, I bring the dog. Um. I will say one time thing like he was coming from a thing where he was uh, he was coming from a sport where he was dressed up for the sport and um, and I almost brought him like a Formula one like racing fucking onesie thing because I just because I know that that he would he could be a really good form Like if we lived in a town where that was happening, he would be great at it. He would. And he has Formula one face, Formula one

face and body. They're not big people, And I know that's like like I want to be a pop star. That's his pop star, you know. So for me to get to dress like Taylor's what we're not on on tour is kind of like my the way that if so I wanted to buy him like an actual Formula one onesie and I think that he would feel really sexy.

And I don't think you should. I don't think any guy his romper, his Formula one restive romper you something, well, yeah, coveralls or yeah that's for gracing, yes, but a man in any kind of like um, but drossed up in a profession that they don't do. Just I think both women and men like novelty. And that doesn't mean they want to have sex with someone who isn't you, but it means that they do truly, because that's why we are alive and a human species is because people have

sucked more than one person. If monogamy was like what cave men did, we would be there if there was if there was only monogamy from the dawn of human kind, we wouldn't be there. Wouldn't be people here as many you need. That's you need to proliferate as a species. You need to funk a lot. So now we can kind of get away with it because we're overpopulated, but yeah, we we needed. Um, people live longer to have more kids. You don't die on childbirth and all that ship. Yeah,

yeah that's true. Um, so we want new and so you want anything that will be new. Like I love when Chris shaves his beard. I'm like, oh, a new do guy. Who's this guy? Yes, with a job at Goldman Sachs. But here's the thing, like a guy has to put on like what's our equivalent to a nightti though you know, these are all things that we have, Like I'm telling you, like a hot guy hero dressed like a hot hero or a rich an athlete suits. I was just gonna say, a T shirt with your

junk hanging out. No, no, no, uh that's a bad that's the Winnie the Pooh. And we don't like every night. I don't like the little penis just dang. I want something to take off to. Oh god, no, no, I see what Nikki is talking about, because I have you ever worn anything that you just are very like surprisingly

turned on by something. I think it just like any time he just looks oh yeah, just like grgo pants or something, and uh, I don't know, just like bladdered in paint or blood or something like you just got done with these costumes you're talking about or whatever. Always rocks. Yeah, it's always a poor version, so it looks shitty like you. I wanted to dress like Batman for for Brenna, I would need a Batman would be weird, but I would look like fat Man. Funny. Yeah, that would be funny.

That wouldn't be hot. Okay, you said superhero. I was just using an example. I'm thinking. No, I mean like a hero, like someone who likes, you know, a fireman, police officer. Maybe not that, although that would be hot to sometimes a doctor, a construction worker like that. Rugged. What about when you're dressed up for golf, it's kind of like that cost of good Look, it's kind of hoe you're wearing that big hat a dat. Yeah, if you're into like Zaddi, like, uh, you know, sugar baby hot.

I guess my point was that like a fireman, you would want a real fucking fireman. You don't want like a fucking lifeguard. Yeah, so just go buy like a fucking bar shorts with red cross on him and and get a little floaty and then a whistle and David has off mask, yeah, eating and cheeseba hammered something. Yeah, I just what happened to him? Where is he in Germany? Singing? Oh dude, he's fine. But the people always go, what happened to him? And people go, he's rich, He's doing fine, guys. Fine?

Oh yeah, there is an update. He like was doing a I think like a Patreon or something, and he was starting a power metal band. He was getting into like the rock metal scene. Do you know that he? I mean, he has such a. He had such a following in that respect overseas. Why not? And he's David house Off. I think he probably does have a lot of Why do I think he's so rich? But he only really did Baywatch. He made plenty of money off that.

I mean just starring on a show that ran in syndication for like nine years and it's probably still running in different He also was very big in Germany as a singer other countries. Yeah, but I just want to say when people go, oh, that person, we haven't heard from them, but they're rich, they don't they can just disappear into obscurity. No there, That doesn't mean they're happy there. People always want if you it's really rare that someone who became famous is just like fine, just just with

painting by the beach. It's their choice to not be on television. Sometimes it is. I guess I think actors are a little bit more like I'm just a homebody. I don't want I don't never wanted the spotlight. I just enjoy the acting. But I think comedians when they go off and you go what happened to them? They used to and you just go, oh, they're probably maybe they're just maybe they're fulfilled elsewhere, but I just proud that. All right, let's go to break and come back with

some more of this. Let's get to the news. Boy, it's Wednesday, folks, you know what that means. It is Wend's Day. I hope you're having all the swell out there. We are here in Cabo. Do you not know where we are? I don't know where we are. Sometimes it's Cabo San Jose, sometimes it's Cabo San Lucas. Sometimes it's Cabbo Wabbo. I don't know where we are. Who knows? You know? All I know is we're not in just found out we were on the little strip Mexico. I

thought we were on the main land. Bro. I never look at the geography of a location. We've been in Cabo twice this year, and I was in uh Cabo last year, and I didn't know where I was for any of it. I thought I was on the other side. I thought I was on the east coast of Mexico. Do you look at a Google map when you're somewhere to go? What part of the state am I going to? Yes? I have sorry about that. I think I could just diagnose you with something strap from here. It's stripp here.

I don't know what that was. That was, Like, I make sounds like that all the time. I think my souldiers loved my body. Did you see anything fly out of me? Did you see? Oh my god, dude. In part of my special I say horny and I go horny like there's a I go, can you take out that? Like I honk and like that. It's this guttural back of the throat. It's really gross. I do it a lot. I gotta stop. Did you have more than one saying horny? No?

I just they could just take out the first horny like the that part sounds like I'm trying to horny is a great word. Throat. A new spinal cord implant helps paralyzed patients walk again. Who Yeah, it's pretty amazing. A man who was paralyzed from a motorcycle accident in two thousand seventeen received an implant and walked again three years later. The implant sends electrical pulses to his muscles, mimicking the action of the brain, and could one day

help with severe spinal cord injuries walk and exercise. H what's his name? From Friday Night lats what was it was like, yeah, I watch the first to seasons, two seasons. I was obsessed. So three people have gotten it and uh right, the next day they're able to stand up. Oh my god. But not like incredibly well, but like, well, yeah, it's wild. I mean but they said, den, there's one doctor that goes it's It's not that it's a miracle

right away, not by far. It takes a couple of months for them to do like the rehab and all that, to learn how to even do that again. Yeah, one guy did a back flip like those robotics, those dynamics whatever it's called. Oh my god, so scary. Well, you know what, people losing arm and they get an attachment and then they can like think in the arm will like this like it reads the brain impulses of what you would want to do. Those are so that's so cool.

It's wild that with all the technology we have, whoever made us or whatever made us is still way ahead of like whatever we think we know. Isn't that crazy? Wait? What do you think made us? So you think that humans were just like snap of the finger and we appeared. No, I'm just saying whatever we evolved into our whatever our d n A is inside us, our fucking brains or everything. It's more complex. It's more complex than even you know, we can't even imagine. But it will get there. We'll

get there where we're gonna be. I don't think we'll get I mean I don't think we'll get there to the like before. I think, hman, we wiped out before we honestly understand every like everything that the brain, and like, there's still some things like they still don't know, like what really hiccups are or what that weird twitch on your arm is. Sometimes they're like divite ear tired. People still don't know. Um, I've got why we have a

fucking pancreas or some ship you know those things. Wait, people, no, uh people, there's still like some anomalies where they go appendix. I think appendix. That's what I meant, Yeah, the pancreas. I think people there are some things we just don't need in our bodies. The appendix. I think people get their spleen take bowlers, tonsils, what about your Yeah, those are consoles And I was not. Tonsils were the thing in the back of the langy things in the back

of my throat. That's uh, I forget what you're not your molars? What are you? Yeah, that's what you're thinking of. Oh that's what I was thinking of too. Tonsils are the things wisdom, teeth, Yeah, you don't need those. You don't need um, I don't really mean my ear lobe, Well you do. You don't need your pinky toe that's going away, apparently, at least that's what I was told. Mine is pretty much curled up like a little snail. Yeah, like a hundred years, we won't have we'll have four

toes on no way, where did you hear that? TikTok? I just made it up. But I we need all those to kind of grip the ground, g the g but we actually don't because we wear shoes now. So that is a good point. What No. I just love the idea that these chips going on these paralyzed guys. I mean, I think that's a badass. I think that's like, I don't know, imagine like you're fucking your brother got a car wreck and next day he's like, oh no, dude, I'm get off the show. We're talking about the cochlear

implant yesterday. Ocular yeah, you were calling it the ocular implant. Yeah, you're really proud of that word. Yeah, it's close. Yeah, if you had bad hearing, you wouldn't know I said it wrong. If you're in need of one, the co clear. But well, there's a whole you know. Uh. A lot of the deaf community is like funck those things because we're a whole. We're a whole culture that we don't need. We are the sound of metal. That was great with riz Ahmed. He is a hot guy. You like him,

man man man man um Yeah so uh no he um. Yeah. In in the movie, he goes deaf from drumming, and then he wants to get a cochlear implant because he's like fuck this, I hate this. I don't want to

be deaf. And then he goes to live on a death farm where all these people are just deaf to learn how to like accept the culture and be like I'm deaf now and it's actually cool and it's like there's no, it's not a handicap and all these things and um, and they're pretty much say like you can't come back if you get that cochlear implant, you're not one of us anymore. And it's the it's the biggest no,

no possible. It's like you're excommunicated from the deaf community if you get the coolar implant, because it's just saying like that deafness is something you should fix and they don't think it is. And there it's really the deaf deaf. I don't want to I don't know exactly what they're called, but the deaf culture is very fascinating to me. And I like that they have their own like club and

are very being protective of it. Depending on what your profession is too, Like he was a drummer, so like there's pressure there, you know what I mean, Like if you were just you know, I mean, his whole livelihood was based off of that. His whole you know what I mean. Also, he wanted to get back with his girl, and he thought the only way was to be able to play drums. Again. Those videos where the babies starts here in the ship, I could do a pretty good impression.

All right, let's see, ready, we just put the calcular implant inside the baby's ear. Hey, hey, Stephanie, Stephanie, Hey, that's it nice. Just the first sound they go, it's so cute, or they smile, They just go Oh, it's so fucking cute. Have you seen the videos where people are color blind. The guys are color blind and they get thin glasses. Those are so fucking touching every single time. They cry every single time, and every color blind person

have those though, Like they're not that expensive. They're not a great looking frame either. Yeah, they're we need to make some like Gray Bands needs to get on that. I I'm dying to give someone in my life those. I'm like, I took the color blind test to see if I was. I was, because it's to be that moved by seeing color is so cool. I wonder how long that lasts, you know what I mean, how excited

you get? Yeah, it's my sky. I just love those videos, really seeing men like cry when they don't expect it because at first they just go, wow, that's what you guys see all the time. Cool, it's really beautiful like they had first. They're very cool, like fucking mountain. I can just like see it's like kind of purple mountains whatever those trees are. That's hute. And I've never been moved. Look like, I've never been moved in that. That's the

color of tids. Like it's just like I also love the idea of a nipples are cogglear and bland, being like, what about a cocket black? That's what moms sounds. He just takes it out like Okay, I'm good, I'm good. Mom sounds like like what she told me to clean my room, and it sounded like, yeah, a bomb going off, you know where everyone's I mean, it is wild to think that you see like a dog, like, dogs don't see color. They're color blind. Maybe if we put the

glasses on Luigi, he would feel something. But my dog was racist growing up, so well they can see it was interesting. I mean, yeah, it's well, dogs are angry at what they're unfamiliar with. So I'm guessing your dog didn't wasn't raised like I think that dogs if they're raised by a family with darker skin and that's all they see, then they see a sucking whitey come delivering mail, they're going to freak out. But yeah, it's and it

was wild. Marge would always attack anyone that came to do work on our house or just like Andie Letterman would have a great joke about that. Did you ever hear that joke? She's like, my dogs, you know, just my dog's racist, just like treats black people differently. I'll be walking into the street and she'll see a black guy, she'll just she just it's maybe it's me that she's reading off of, like my kind of instincts, so that

she just starts sucking their dick. Something like that was really good, all right, next news story, Um, open phone, open it up. Okay, So here we go, as slab groom a quote slab unquote slab. I don't know how to do that. Okay, yes, yes, Groom is ripped apart online for wearing a T shirt and faded jeans to his wedding. Now his wife dressed hot like whatever, like wedding dressed. Okay, wait, so I didn't know this until I read a little bit more closely. They're both sixteen,

Oh my god, what the fuck? But anyway, back to the outfit. Okay, she is dressed. She looks like a Instagram filter. I mean, she definitely got a filter on that. But she's got she's I mean, she's fully dressed like a bride, veil everything. And then the guy is wearing a shirt that says Angelus Angels expensive T shirt. It is like they're no it's like two eighty two four bucks. No, wait, how do you know that? Well, one, I know because

I read the article too. I saw our friend Giohnny wearing palm angels the other day and I was like, why does any Everyone's like, god, your outfit to cost more to my house. I was like, those jeans this guy is wearing are terrible. I mean, I don't see a problem with this. I mean people are reacting horribly. She's fine with it, That's okay. Van looked thrilled. She I mean she well, she looks like she's posing, like she's doing sixteen and getting Yeah, she's posing for sure.

And you can you can't look happy in a picture to look really sexy. If you got married in your husband was like, hey, can we just do a casual like we could have people there? But can we not do the whole like wedding dress thing. How would you feel about that? Um? No, I don't want to wear all that beated ship and like a corset, but I would want to. I want to look like like a bride. I would want to look like and I would know

I would want it to be a formal thing. But it depends on the person because you, I'm just gonna do me And and he shows up wearing no or a Nascar outfit. No, oh yeah, he's wearing the F one f Onzie. Um, why didn't we make that connection before? I know? I'm I'm a big stickler for myself about men dressing up for occasions, like when it's a dinner, a nice dinner, or I've I've put a lot of effort in and it doesn't match their effort. I feel

so stupid. I go all and I know it doesn't mean all of this, but I go to a place of you don't care about you. You're not trying as much as I am in this relationship. You you're trying to get through this dinner. You'd rather just do take out. I want to go, like, have a nice evening. I want pictures of this. You don't even care like. I just go to like you don't love me? And that. Yeah. The first time I ever went over to Chris's house and he was like and he didn't know that I

like liked him. It was I was the host of that show at the time and he was a producer on it, and I was like, oh, I'm I want to make chili with you because they were making he was making chili for the cast when Sunday and I went over and I was like, um, what do you wear? You're like, I'm ready. I showed up in a Teddy Bear costume and and I showed up, and I remember he said, Oh, well, it's pretty chill over here at Sunday. We're just hanging out. I might be in sweatpants, not

a big deal. Like that's just the way he like,

he was probably being flirty. And I had been triggered before by a guy showing up in sweatpants when I like looked so cute and just he just like goes to the door and opens it and then walks away from it, you know what I mean, like unlocks it and I just have to let myself in, and then he's already be lining it back to the couch before I even stepped in, and he just falls back on the couch and he has no socks on, and that he is, you know, just his sweatpants are fucking dirty

and hanging off his fucking body, and uh, and you just go, this guy doesn't even like me, when meanwhile he probably does. He just doesn't like But to me, that stuff matters, and I remember being like, if you are wearing sweatpants when I opened that door, I will be very upset. Like I got weird about it, and he was just like, okay, Like I'm sure now if a girl was like, don't hear I think I just said you better not please put on some goddamn jeans or so, you know. I probably made a joke about it.

But he answered the door. I think I've told this before, but he answered the door, and I thought they were sweatpants, and I seriously, my hope, my heart sunk because I was like, I asked for this and he's wearing fucking sweatpants. But they were like colored jeans, and I was like, yes, he loves me. Always do a little test or whatever. Oh my god, Okay, we gotta go to break and we'll come back with why do I care? And then a collection of kids, all right, why do I care?

Why do I care? Oh boy, this is pretty wild, And that's what I was watching the video while we were starting. Um Nellie apologizes after a video of him receiving oral sex somehow ended up on his Instagram story. I sincerely apologize to a young lady and her family. This is unwanted publicity for her them. While Nellie's face was not visible in the x Rady clip, his voice could be heard saying it filmed an unidentified woman before me oral sex, So why is it embarrassing for her

and her family? If she could you see her? I felt like you could see her pretty well. Really did you see You couldn't really see him, but you could hear him. I didn't watch the video though. Did you see his dick? Or didn't you just hear her head? But I only saw one video and I didn't cock, which is probably a good thing for him, because like it didn't show I think maybe it did. Maybe I just saw a video that's cut off. If you had a huge dick, though, would you mind people seeing that?

That's the thing? Did he release it because his cock looked good? Who knows? It's been a while, and I'm sure he didn't mean to be times where I almost posted something on my story that was so not made

for the story. But it's just like it's so weird my hand with like, like I've never accidentally posted stories, but there's been times where it's almost slipped and I've gone like and then sometimes it doesn't load, you know, and then you have to wait for it to load before you delete it, and so then you get distracted by someone and then it's just load. Oh, it's just

sometimes it goes your Facebook story. Well that's what his people are saying, speculated that he got hacked, which to me sounds like they don't know penalized by Instagram for putting up world sex and what do would you just see the woman's head? Like, do you see your slobbing on a knob? For fifteen seconds? It's a It was a minute long video different stories. The boy. I wonder

how long was it up for? Um? I love the one person who's watching Nellie's stories and caught it and was just like I knew my ticket would come in someday. There's not there's can't be that. Maybe stories. He's got three point three million follows, but the screen recording of it one of them, depending on how long he's left it up. I mean, who the hell is getting ready? Like? What? Oh there's a stick? Get get get get it? You

know what I mean? Like if I saw Dick, I'd go back and screen record immediately, you know what I mean? Screen recording is just a nice little feature. It really is, and it's not on until you put it on, which is interesting. I mean, I don't know how much money would it cost? Huh? How much? What did what costs? Yeah,

we're talking about Louis. It might look so cool, Um, you should buy it and then it's um no, But I'm how much do you think, like if you were putting out an album and you were like, your record sales are gonna go? Here we go. Old conspiracy theorist Andrew saying that every post about a song with Neil Young, Nelly Young, did you think about it? Put it together? Didn't really know? Oh that was a Neil Young thing that you said. Yeah, you think everything's publiciting listen can

it be both? And also no, it can't because it would be U. Yeah. Um, I'm just asking what how much money would it take for you to put up a quick instant story. I'm telling you, dude, if I wanted publicity, I could put up a fucking sex tape. That's what I'm saying. What's the what's the number? I wouldn't do it because I don't lie, and I would have to pretend like I accidentally did it, and I

can't do it. I mean, no, it's not. But I think that if I got to a point my career where I mean, that's how so many women have become extremely famous is releasing sex tapes and then claiming that they were hacked. Well, the problem is now is like there's been so many it's not a big thing anymore. I swear to God if I released, if something got leaked from me, it would any time I get any bad press, anytime anything happens that's bad. It's always been good for me, and I've always gone, oh no, but

it's always I get Google or Google. The only thing you want is people seeing your name. It doesn't really matter the context at some point, especially when it's not something that's like that bad, and especially if it's I was violated and I also look amazing. That's the thing. His penis, I assume, looked pretty big. Well, it's hard to make it. Probably. Well, let's just say, just because you have a big penis or a hot box doesn't

mean you did purposely do it. No. I think it actually could be the red herring that makes you go, oh, this guy would never release this. His dick looks small. But also we're talking about him you know, like it could be the thing like if a guy's video came out and his dick was small, you go, there's no way he did this. Maybe he did it because he goes No one would ever think that I small dick man would at least one. I'm just saying, Andrew, it's a good point. But what you would you ever do?

Sometimes how much money I get, Well, it means it could mean the difference between you having a number one. Yeah, that wouldn't happen. If a girl was blowing me, I would get me. I'd probably lose nine followers. No, we've talked about this. We talked about this. Men on Instagram when they post pictures with their girlfriends, but they get so many likes more than any other post, and women when they post pictures with their boyfriends they lose followers. Is my argument is that not if the guy is

more famous just than the woman. Um okay, but take that out of it. I will say that men when they post with a woman who's not famous that's their girlfriend, they get more like steven women women just like I mean, I don't like it. Whenever a guy I'm crushing on on Instagram and I followed just because they're like hot, they have like, oh, we're expecting. I'm like, I'm follow like, I just don't. I've got I go. I don't want

to see this. It makes me jealous. I want to, like my fantasy is that will end up together or whatever, you know, Like I just don't. Sometimes I'm just jealous or I want to mute, but it would make me

not like it as much. But for some reason, I've noticed when guys are like this is my girl, people fucking twenty thousand likes in a minute, and women, I mean, I've heard I've never done it, but when you post like my boo drop off severe I mean follower male followership on Instagram, even though men seem to very much hate me on Reddit and YouTube and Facebook and in my family and personal life and in the room. M No.

I'm just trying to think, like if if U yeah, I think it's probably because like guys, I guess cultures. I want to do some actual like I wouldn't some research on this because I want to. I want to prove my point. Because if you go to J. J. Watt's wife's Instagram, right, she'll put up a picture of her playing soccer she's a professional soccer player, maybe like, you know, ten thousand likes. Then if she puts up

a picture of her and him, that's different. When they're a family that you know that is like Tom Brady and Giselle together, Oh my god, of course they're going to be it's gonna get more likes. But I'm talking about girls that are have been single before that. Then when the guy like are announcing their boyfriends, I think I would say that first announcement is going to get more likes than than you've ever got. Okay, maybe let's

not do first announcement, let's do like. But a girl that is like with a guy for under a year and posts about him, then it's going to get less. Let's get a collection. Also depends on who your followers are, So your followers are different. You have a lot of male followers that probably don't want to see you with another guy. But if you're just a regular girl who's like announced, like just putting a phote, they get more likes when they're in a couple. That's why they do

it all the time. I'm just saying that girls who follow men are usually supportive when they get girlfriends and men who follow women are not supportive. Depends if they're famous, I think okay, but also someone who is not famous. As someone who's not famous, I can agree with what

Nikki says. When you put up a picture with you an IV, you get less likes, just like in general through my whole life, when there's a guy involved, there's less interest from other people you know, likes whatever, or even like in real life when it's just me, there's more interest. Yep, yep, because men. I mean this goes back to men just wanting to funk everything and when there's a man in the picture, you can't suck it. But women know that men will still fuck you even

if you have a woman in your poture. So the code I want, I want our listeners send in if you have a boyfriend a girlfriend or no, if you have a boyfriend and you're a girl, sending your latest pick of you alone and your latest pick of you with your your significant other, and love starts seeing, and do not try to suade us either way. You pick the latest picture of your boyfriend where it's like out back or whatever, right or and then and it can't and then one it can't be one that he might

be it might be your brother here, my boyfriend. But there's there's a lot of variables here. If the girls in a bikini alone, it can't compare clothed both have and then we compare and they have to be like kind of recent you know, and don't pick your don't try to just pick your latest alone picture. Don't pick the one. Don't try to impress us with your numbers. You're not going to and know like alone selfie, like

my dog just died, Like no bullshit like that either. Okay, let's try this and maybe give us a sampling, because maybe just ticking one we won't get a good gist of it. Yeah, give us the a nice slampling. Okay, let us know we appreciate it. Okay, let's get to collection of kids getting ready. So so, if you are new to the show, welcome to the show. Um. A big word we use around here is could. It originated

in high school with me and my friends. It is a way to describe someone who's doing something so that other people perceived them to be cool, but they act like they're not doing it on purpose. They act like it's just a part of them. However, if they were alone in a vacuum. They would not do it, So it is only to act like they're cool. Um, the you know, prime example of this is revving your engine, just peeling out culture or having any kind of shirt that's like my shirt that I just got called that

say butt wiser. It's just like like anything that's just makes you look like you drink a lot or like is trying to persu make people perceive you in a way that you really aren't. Truly, it's just you trying

to be cool but acting like you're not. Like a license plate that says like, you know, hey, big nuts or whatever, something something like that, something where you're bragging and you're not really being helf aware of such a satisfying word once you start using it and you just hop and you say it with disdain, and people that don't even know what it means just get a sense that they somehow are awful and need to change. Alright, So what do we got? What are some good ones?

All right? Here's a voicemail from Clayton. Hey, what's up, Nikki, Andrew and Noah big fan of the pod. You guys keep work. Um, I'm in the process of trying to catch up through all the episodes the seventies now, so we're hoping to be up the current date soon. Oh my god. Um, but yeah, I keep bringing me all the swells. It's been an awesome ride so far, journey of self discovery and laughs, and I just love the openness. Um. But what I want to talk to you guys today

about is perhaps a potential kill moment. I just want to know. I skateboard as a hobby, um, and I've been making a lot of progress with it lately, and I've been very proud of myself. I sort of relate to Nikki and her guitar adventures. Um. But I posted a video on Instagram showing off my progress on some tricks. Of course, it's for my own gain so people can

congratulate me and see how far I've come. I just sort of had this moment after I posted it, like, oh, I think I'm being anyways, all the best you guys, take care, um and keep on rocking. Clayton, thank you so much for your Quand I want to be friends with that guy. That guy, now, this is an interesting one. I get a lot of best He's asking I'm probably being could when I do this and I gotta say if this is this one is tough though, because would he posted in a vacuum? No, because what would be

the point of that. There's no one else that exists. You can't get feedback. But the involves acting like you're not doing what you're doing. And when you're posting picture of the clip of you doing tricks, it's very clear that you're you're not going, uh, look at how I fucking follow my ass at the end here. But it's a bunch of you cool tricks. First, that would be there's no hidden exactly. You are blatantly putting it out there like this is a cool thing that I'm trying

to do. I'm showing myself like, you know, stumbling into this new territory when I'm kind of proud of myself. Not could at all. Doesn't even think the caption matter. I think if the captions like, hey, I'm learning, I mean, I can't believe, you know, he probably sounds like he's like in his mid twenties to learn skateboarding later in life. Yes, that's it. Just it's just cool. And so if he's like, hey, I you know, I'm starting to his later in life.

Check out my progress great, But if it's more like you suck I rule, like like something like like over the top of like or if it's like an emoji that's looking to the side like room, you know, like cat, but he sounds from wanting a compliment and actually putting something out there that people will like, not kick um. But if you are the hidden agenda part is going to make it kiss. So Clayton, you pass the cat test. You are not kid. And if you have a question

about being kid, you're not kid. Okay. So here's a quick story from Katie and this is for sure aka Okay. My friends and I are are all at a local dive bar, sitting at the high top table that faces out the front window where you can people watch all of the drunks stumble down the snow covered sidewalks. I hear my friends say, oh, man, look at this one. And here comes a tall, lanky dude riding a road bike through the snow with a fucking naked blow up

doll tied to the back of his bike. Kick. This dude ends up stopping right in front of the bar, chains up his bike, and walks up to the bar entrance. Turns out the dude is my fucking thirty eight year old ex boyfriend who's just in town for the weekend. I was embarrassed for him, but mostly for myself. Oh man, God, that sucks to be calling out some guy from Afar and then be like, wait, I blew that guy. Oh that's so embarrassed. Um, good for you not being with

him anymore. But also, what was the blow up doll for? Like? Is was he doing it? Because he's like, I lost, I'm in practical joker's pranking, you know, like he lost. He knows he's going to get to the bar. Everyone's gonna see the blow up doll. E's gonna get my high five, like, and he's just gonna go what that's Veronica? What do you mean? What's the big deal? She's cooler than my girlfriend. She doesn't talk back like my fucking x lex Hey, Lexi. This guy is God, that's so funny.

This guy is cud Ship. Like most guys tactics to get people to pay attention to them is cat um and in a way, in a small, very small way, sometimes cauld I still respect it a little bit, just because it's going to get social norms, and I do kind of like that something they're taking. Yeah, and I'm afraid of that, yes myself, yes, but there is just something where it's like it would be refreshing if he

was like, I'm just trying to get laid. So this gets the lady's attention, like knowing what you're doing, using it, just being honest is the is the antidote to cut. Do you have any other cause we have so many are right here and I thought, here is a voicemail from Gabby, Hey, Nikki, Andrew, Noah, this is Gabby. Um wanted to share a totally song with you guys. Remember this ship drugs withen wine wheats. So anyways, I love you guys so much. D Hi Gabby, I don't know

that song. I don't either, but I do like that she kept it. Oh my god, she definitely followed the rules. I mean anything with wine weed, the something what was the first part the blank? The women? Women? I don't know that wine weed and women. I mean, it's kind of I kind of like that it's alliteration, and that guy definitely was if we just wrote a song about wine weed. I mean, I don't blame him for putting up a song, but it's kiss fuck and people who

would blare it, we're definitely cool. I bet this girl is a lot younger than us and it was just a thing in college. Yeah, there's a ton of kiss song. I'm trying to think to kill a song any kind of I mean, the only music I know is Taylor Swift and I'm not going to even get into some lyrics, but there's been a few. And by the way, I've been killed before too, so no hate, but a lot of country music is care Yeah. I come back not stronger than the nineties trend. Shots fired, No, not shots

fired back. I actually like that lyric. It doesn't fit in the song Willow. The song is like you just I just love the idea of someone knowing that the thing they came up with is cool, like a lyric like you can tell that. She was probably like said that once because she's a fucking clothes horse word smith. Um, she's amazing with you know, just turns of phrase. So

I come back not stronger than the nineties trend. She probably was like, oh fuck, yes, wrote it down and then I just think at one point she was like at the end of the album, she was putting it together and she goes, fuck shit, I forgot to put in stronger than the nineties trend. That's a really good lyric. Where can we put at you guys? And they're like, well,

Willow has this lyric, isn't the strongest. We kind of had a placeholder, And she's like, Okay, let's throw it in here because it doesn't fit and it's a little bit and she does it like she says in a way that you're like, oh, she knows this is a good line. Hey, look shots firing man, shut off. They're not fired. We're not fired. I have nothing bad to say ever about Taylor Swift. Oh stop it in my mouth? Fors and a tour of his abandoned house. It's pretty cool.

It's pretty cool. Who am I? What are you reading the news? Andrew always looks downway's reading the news? But he was just doing an impression of a girl. Go on YouTube you can see Nellie's dick getting talked by me. Okay, well, thank you guys so much for listening to the show. We will be back to morrow. Um, maybe she do a little bit more or because for fan trax, because I feel like we didn't get through enough today, because we talked too much as always, UM, thank you so

much for listening. We will see you tomorrow. Love you guys. Uh, don't be cut and no you can't just it has to be. It's bad out there.