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like really feeling my emotions right now and perspective. We just got very quiet and like I didn't know how to use this computer today and it was very uh and no one remarked, I've never Andrew seems very vulnerable today anytime I show like we were working on this show Perfect Strangers, and uh, I forgot something like a computer or whatever, and someone's like, hey, can you bring this in? I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry about that.

I just really I apologize for not, you know, bringing it, and I know it's important to have it here, like really sincere and I could see him going what the fuck like, and I'm like, no, I'm just like I do care. Like he said to me last night, he was like, Andrew's a sweet boy. He was very upset about not remembering his laptop. He's doing a really good job. He was really really sad that he forgot his laptop. And I was just like, dude, what's going on right now?

Like people just think of you as such a a funny guy, yeah, and likes just so silly that. Yeah, they forget that you take things seriously, which obviously I know you do. You're never late, that is something about you. You're never late. Ever. Yeah, I think I've only been late one time in our whole friendship. Why, like why, what how do you develop that? Yeah, Like it seems like that would lateness seems no offense. It seems like it would be something that would be a part of

you because you just kind of move slow. You're like, but it just seems like it would fit your character if someone knew everything else about you, And just like the way you were being late seems like something that would fit into who you are. I think, Um, I think I think it's not me. I don't really care

about the other person's feelings are being early. I just think I'm like, I hate confrontation, so anytime you're late, it makes like a weird vibe in a room that I just don't want to deal with, So I'd rather just show up early. Yeah. Also I get a little bright, like, like I just like getting if I'm awake and I have to be somewhere. I just want to go there,

like I just want to get it over with. That's the thing I read about on these a D H D like, um, subpred it's a lot is that a lot of times people are like, uh, there's like a meme that's like I have an appointment at four o'clock. Ten a, Um, I can't do anything else today because that appointment at four o'clock. That is not something that I relate to at all. If I have something at four, I'm like, oh great, I have six hours for me.

Six hours is what you can How you can drive from St. Louis to Cincinnati because that was a common trip that my parents look kind I'm like, that's like such a long time. I can put like five things in there. I don't feel like, oh my god, I have to be paralyzed until then. But that's it's so much. That's that's such an a d D thing, I think, right, I know, I know, so I think that's like you have that that kind of thing that a lot of people with a d D S. It's like the same

thing with like the airport in the in them. I don't think a fucking cow in the morning in the ming. Uh yeah, I can't fucking sleep because I think I'll be late and then I don't know who will be angry, Like whatever, No, you don't like confrontation. I think it's coming down to that, like if you don't want to be in trouble, you don't want to be um, you don't want to be criticized. Or the weird thing is that people are late with me all the time and

I never give a fun right. It's that whole thing of like we treat others and we don't expect others will treat us the same way, or we don't give ourselves the same leniency. Yeah, I don't. I think I am able to do that with other people. Of like oh yeah, when people are running ten minutes late for me, like that's that means on time in our world? Oh sorry, I forgot to put the do not to serve. No, thank you today, get Spanish? Nick, Okay, thank you so much.

Wow you learned a lot ye whoa there we go, um upside down an exclamation point before I said all that. Um um, yeah, I just think that we are you a labor No, you're always on time. It depends on the weekend. I usually run late, but there are some people that are just chronically late. I've become almost a chronically ten minutes late, seven minutes late person. But through your mind that makes look a lot of times you

just have to pack more ship. I get that you usually have to, like, but what do you think it is that? Like, So, if you're seven minutes late all the time, that is also like a repetitive thing that you're doing. It's like you're showing up early every time. You're doing for seven minutes because I'm so used to other people being late, and I know that seven minutes is I can get so much done in seven minutes. It's literally I can get a nap in in seven minutes.

So for me to push everything seven minutes late, what is I know is a forgivable time. No one would ever call me a late person for being seven minutes late in the l A and New York, which is where I'm mostly running, and pretty much anywhere that is, no one would go she was seven minutes late. When you're going fifteen and beyond, that's when it gets annoying. I mean you were telling a story. Yeah, like there was someone that was like something recently, like five minutes late,

and they didn't say anything once they arrived. I mean, I mean, what is going on in that person's mind while they're in the fucking uber? I mean, it would be, it would be, it would drive me, man. But I almost liked it because I was like, Oh, there's this new thing though, where people are saying they won't say I'm sorry. But we have a guy, a p A on the show who is so sweet, who is like our our first connection to like what's going on. So he'll come to my dressing room and be like, hey,

they're gonna mike you in ten minutes. Hey, we're just checking in, Like how much time do you guys need? Like he's our go to. He's so sweet. His name is Stephen, and lately he's been coming to the room and saying, hey, I just want to thank you so much for your patients. Were like delayed a little bit today, thank you so much for your patients. And the other day I go, did you watch some Ted talk about not saying sorry and saying thank you for your patients instead?

And he was like, yeah, how did you know that? I'm like, because you never say sorry? And he's like, I just don't sorry, and it's this new thing people are doing this, thank you for your patients. I don't mind as sorry. I as we all know, I love an apology. I'm not going to think less of you are like be like, oh wow, he's such a little bit he says sorry. But I also I don't mind to thank you for your patients. I think that's also a sweet thing to say. I think that both can

be said. And I don't think by saying you're sorry, you're admitting to fault. I hate when you say, oh my god, I'm so sorry you lost your father or like whatever they go you do kill him, and it's just like, okay, Well, me saying sorry does not mean I'm taking accountability. I'm sorry that happened to you. I'm so sorry you're sick. It's not you didn't give you this, and it's just like, okay, so sorry for saying sorry.

And people say that something. I also feel like, you know, sorry just is uh connected with weakness, you know, especially in work like related like you never apologize and your a beta bitch. Well it's because you're taking accountability. Accountability is such a beta thing to do. It's just like, why why is being wrong so bad? It's because people like you know, well they used as leverage. Yeah yeah,

yeah yeah. I mean what kind of fucking person, Like, why do we respect that or like reward someone that uses someone's I guess weak ok, weakness as a way for them to Can you imagine Donald Trump ever saying I'm sorry, I read the greatest thing Sam Harry. Like, there's always sometimes on these Sam Harris uh the Sam Harris subreddit, they'll go like, what was that one quote

he said about Trump? Once? Because he says beautiful, like poetic diet tribes about what an awful person Trump is, and he does it in a way that's not like how every other person talks about Trump that we've all heard. It's just like, there's one that I really liked. He says, to my eye, he lacks nearly every virtue for which we have a word, wisdom, curiosity, compassion, general city, discipline, courage, whatever your list. He's got none of these things. But

his supporters know that. And he's a paragon of greed and narcissism and pettiness and malice, real malice. This is a man who wears his hatreds on his sleeve, and he will suddenly revile people who he claimed to admire only yesterday. So while he demands loyalty from everyone around him, really above all else, he's an amazingly disloyal person. All of this is right on the surface. I just love

that so much. It's he said this about him, He goes, Uh, it's like if you took professional wrestling McDonald's, French fries, the n r A, and infomercials of bogus products that don't work, and you stuck them in a back of a track. You suck them in the back of attackie white limousine and drove it around Central Park five times outward step Donald Trump. Uh, he said that once if

he if he is brain, he like inherited. If if you after fingers and he got Trump's brain, he would, without question hurl himself through a window like the priest in The Exorcist. I realized he was just, you know, like he doesn't work like it was just such a

funny image. I loved it. I feel like like in today's world though, and I think this is why people aren't also saying sorry, is like if you apologize before you get accused, then it's the same way of admitting guilt, and people will jump all over you for that too. So it's like, you know, you know, recently Rogan has apologized first off, and everyone's like, well, why didn't you apologize before. I loved his apologies by the way, I didn't see the one about the N word thing, because

I'm just like, I'm a little more age. Oh yeah, I'm a little too apologized out right now, like like especially like watching his ten minute one, which I felt sorry, I felt it was sincere. I felt here of course corrected. I felt he acknowledged that the power he has, he's uncomfortable with, its new to him. He has to be better about it what he's going to do in the future. It was a perfect apology that to me did not

seem like a publicist helped him out with it. It didn't seem it seemed like he just grabbed his camera and spoke from the heart, And that to me is what I took from it. Um. I mean also, it's like, you don't like, if you did something in your past and no one's yelling at you about it and you've grown from that point, there's no point to apologize. If you can ask someone who has done so many podcasts, I have said things. I don't remember what I've said.

I don't like you don't people who don't podcast every day, you don't know what you've said. You just it goes out. I'm not sitting here thinking, oh my god, that one thing I said that one podcast. If anyone comes finds it, I'm done. I'm not waiting in the wings for like. I'm sure he didn't even think about the like. If he did, I'm sure he would have done something to have those removed. I don't. I think he knows the um you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't. I

don't think he was. If he thought about it, he would have gotten ahead of it. He does. He just seems he's someone to me that has made mistakes. He realized he made him and why can't people That's what I put on my you know, Instagram this weekend. It's like and I talked about it on my Instagram live that I went on with Bessie's this weekend about apologies like everyone, whenever a celebrity apologizes to avoid getting canceled

or because they're on the precipice, of getting canceled. Everyone goes, oh, of course, they're just trying to save themselves. Why can't it be both? Wouldn't you if everything you had was threatened when people were saying cancel. For someone to argue that cancel culture exists, when literally people are saying cancel him, there's no argument it does exist. It does exist, and

it's so bad. It's so awful that we want to ruin people's lives because they may have been on some may have made mistakes that they can atone for and actually do a lot to get to change and talk to people that talked that way regularly and show them the error of their ways, instead of just canceling them and saying like, that's not going to do anything to support your cause of making people talk the way you want them too is to not forgive them if they've

ever slipped up in the past ever, and to go, oh, now you're apologizing because the like and in the same breath, I feel like you can, you can, but I'm also critiquing. No, I'm also I could critique them and take criticism towards them where it's warranted without the person thinking that they want them to be canceled. But that but that's that's not that's not if you people want his head, Like people are saying, cancel him, cancel, Yeah, you know what

I'm saying. There are that I'm saying that, But there's also people that are like, he can't do any wrong, so therefore, like no, I think that the best way to approach is like, we're all fucking flawed, We're all gonna make mistakes. When you make them, hopefully you admit that you've done wrong, or if you haven't done wrong, explained to us why you still feel that way, and then fucking watched this video. Just apologize should be accepted.

You should. You should be able to both want your career back and making a move in that regard to save your fucking career because everyone's we're living a capitalist society. Of course you want to save your career. Everyone would do that. These people being like, you just want to save your career. Yeah, someone's trying to cancel you. Wouldn't you do the same? But also, isn't it also possible to be sorry for what you did to this was amazing?

Can't both be true? Uh? Dave Portnoy, who, however, you want to think of him. He had a conversation with this, these three brothers, and they're like medias, media's touch whatever they're they're like a democratic kind of left sided thing that like really goes after and critiques and and they

claim to not want to cancel or whatever. And so they're talking about Joe Rogan and and how you know he said the N word this many times and Dave Warner he's like, well, I have pretty good evidence I want to use used the N word in a in a private conversation. And then you see them all go like they just felt that feeling just for a second, and he goes, is one of you engaged to Lexi?

And the guy's like, and he had like he had him and the the guy could feel for one second of like if you dig up every single skeleton, is there something in there? Well, you know what if someone said that to me, I have evidence of you saying that word, I would go, no, you don't because I don't say it. And now if I said it and someone said that, I'd go, well no, like you could tell if I've said you know, if you haven't said it, you haven't said it. You know that about yourself? You know,

like that's the difference. Like, that's so funny. It was, and but you know what, like I did like watching this. I can show you, I can send you the link to it. But it was an interesting conversation because you know, uh, the N word video apparently was created by Alex Jones, which just a compilation. Yeah, which is wild to me because everyone's like, oh, it was made by these guys or by the Patriot or takes. But apparently it was

made by Alex that's what they were claiming. So then I heard Carlos Mancia was the first person to do it and video and added a Spanish accent to it. I don't know, it's just like, but that changes everything. I didn't watch that and word, I didn't watch any of it, and so I can't really comment on any of that stuff, but it was I thought it was interesting that his first episode back from all of this was a guy on, a scientist on to talk about, um,

you know, cataclystic climate events that would reset humanity. I guess it puts things in perspective of what we're arguing about. Well up to me, I was like, yeah, we all need we need a reset on I feel like we read need a reset on humanity. If I could, I would restart my computer of humanity and go, can we take this again? Because this is out of control? But say that every twenty years, whenever after World War One

when million people died. You but that's probably maybe that is the reset, Like maybe that is what it comes down to, is like we end up destroying our maybe we are what ends up destroy don't look up was a very interesting commentary on all of that. You know of pretty much it was, And humanity will reset itself. Humanity will not be around forever. It's just impossible for forever.

The idea of like the dumb beetle or whatever that survives her everything is like just waiting for my dad when it's just me again and my boys and Gray's anatomy? Are those the two things that will survive? I do think it's so funny to not funny, but really fascinating to remember that dinosaurs were around for like millions and millions of you. I don't even know how long, some insane amount of time, and humans have only as we know them, have only been around for what I'm guessing

thirty thousand years, maybe even ten thousand US. I think you know, Homo sapiens as we are have been like the volved species we are now it's ten thou years and humanity like you know, modern civilization, that's only been since even the first three I don't even come close to how long the dinosaurs around they all went extinct. That was a much bigger event to have them go away than us. We haven't even been around that long,

you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it's just to think that we like, nothing's ever going to happen to us, like well the dinosaurs lessed. We're around way longer than we werenosaurs. We're all being like and meanwhile, what it means is, dude, I can eat all the plants I want, I can fucking ship wherever I want. Nothing's ever going to change. We're all

getting I always. I'm gonna open up the meteor shot of when the dinosaurs are just like eating and they always have to like a rein like what is it called when they re enactment, and the dinosaurs always like they're just like chumping on some like rubbit, and there's like a t rex just like walking, and then they just go like I just love them all turning. That's what I pictured. The end of Dinosaurs was like, it's so funny. Okay, we gotta got a break and come

back with the news. Andrew, We're back, Andrew. Uh, did you have fun this weekend? We had the day off yesterday. We have it today too. Yeah. I had a good time this weekend. You know. I um, I met some old guys playing golf. One guy actually a huge comedy fan from Kansas City. Give him a shout out. His

name's Andrew as well. Uh. Yeah, you just meet these guys that like just I don't know, there's something about golf and just meeting new people where it's like, hey, man, you do this, I do this where obviously the same person. Let's fucking drive around, drink beers and talk about how much we hate our wives. You know, like that's like a woman with you guys. Yeah, we threw off the car number nine the golf course here, Like I didn't know. This is how dumb my brain is in a d

D Like this is like the Mecca. That's what I knew that, Like, like I keep coming up to these golf courses and be like this is how am I did I die? Like I honestly, like if you see this video, I mean I'm hitting a ball down like a three cliff, like into the ocean. How much does it cost to play these places? Like one was like one thirty one was the last. Yesterday was expensive, but like you know, I I don't usually play around. I it was two d bucks but that was all inclusive.

So every six holes is tacos and as much eat as you can drink. So all these people I'm blame with are getting hammered. Yeah, and I'm just drinking diabets. So do people do bad on the back nine because they usually poorly because they are so drunk. It's a good question because I think there's a line between it actually loosens you up. So maybe around like the sixth hole,

they're peeking. Yeah, there was a lady. We played with a lady yesterday and she had a great swing, but she played like ship, but she her back was sucked up. And then she stopped complaining about her back after like nine drinks, and I was like, Oh, that'll take care of that. That's why people drink. Emotional pain, physical pain, I mean, it really does numb it out. It's but it's just tough, like any anyone that plays golf. They

know if you get paired up. You can get paired up with strangers, and if they're worse than you, it can make you play because you're waiting on them, even though they could be fun and whatever. If they suck, then you're like yeah, because then you're hitting a ball

like it ruins your comedy. If you're following people that are ship, you get lazier too, and you're just like you just kind of pick up some of the habits and you just like, yeah, I like playing with way better players than me because it makes me play better, like it just and some people want to be the best, like in any group, but that's not pushing you, Like what's gonna push you? Like best? I want to be the second best and everything I do, I really like that.

I like being because I want a little competition. I want to be like, maybe I could be the best. I haven't achieved it yet, because once you're the best, that's where people go fucking crazy because there's nothing else to do. Video this morning and he talks about chasing what he chases as himself in ten years, So it's like that instead of competing against other people you can it's against his future self, like is he gonna but he'll be older, so like wouldn't he be able to

surpass that guy? I guess he'd be wiser and better at whatever he does. I don't think that's kind of work. That doesn't seem like when I was saying it, I was like, wait, this makes this doesn't really make you should run for president. That dude can talk and make you think can cure like fire on your face, cure fire on your face, speaking of your face. You didn't

um tutorial video last night, skincare tutorial it was really funny. Well, I like kind of pitched the idea to you a little bit and you thought it was funny, and uh yeah, it's just so funny to do, like because like skincare, Like guys I don't realize like guys do not do skin Guys who think it's weak or whatever it is, or they don't have time for it. It literally takes like thirty five seconds to put on like four different things, and we we amplify it in our head. We don't

need it. We have sucking rough scars on our whatever it is, like we want our face to look like a weathered catchers mint, you know, fucking alligator. You know that's like, that's kind of like what we want to like we don't give a fuck, but yeah, it's is funny. My little brother just sent me he just bought everything

I should like. It actually influenced it. Yes, there's something funny about doing something manly, Like we've talked about that before, like the girliest thing if you make it like palatable to fucking yeah, the thing you were making fun of actually worked to do what you wanted to do, which was like, yeah, you can take care of yourself and it's not gay. Yeah. Is that weird? Though? What is that? What I mean? Why didn't you take care of your skin before I'll tell you? Because uh uh, well it

would have made you late two things maybe. I mean, there's been plenty of times where I don't, Like, I won't put a charger in to a wall if it's on the other side of the bed. Your phone just died, go hit a golf ball for four hours, like my brain, you know. So with cleaning my face, it's also like brushing my teeth at night, like it just I build it up in my head. I'm like, I'm so tired. I don't even want to. You gotta do this whole fucking thing, these five steps. Yes, oh yeah, it's a lot.

But I always just think about an SPF is for bitches, Like I never put SPF on, Like that's insane because that's just like you just don't want to get cancer. But I mean, for me, it's less about cancer. It's more about like a looking old. But um, which is sad to admit. I got this thing on Instagram that's uh telling I think you guys about It's a pillow that was so brilliantly marketed towards me. But it's a pillow that wraps around your jaw and then comes up

around your head. It's like it almost looks like you know when people get into a car accident and they have to have like a hell like they're trapped in like headgear or like when like for some reason like a two then they have to wrap their head to just or like an X ray of like you just put your head in this thing that the pillow, the white pillow is only on your head and then around your chin and then it's full on the back side, so it's like a helmet you put on but it

leaves like your cheek and everything in your front of your face totally and you you can have it in bed because so you don't smush your head, so you don't smush your face against the pillow. I don't know whether aith yes, an, I don't know whether the algorithm knows that I care about my face being squished when I sleep and I'm a stomach sleeper, or it noticed that part of my face is sagging, like we've detected your right side is one millimeter lower than your left side.

You have four of those weird lines. I didn't even lay down that long. I don't know. With my front tooth, Uh, the viziline thing I've been wanting to fix. And one time we went to the dentist and they put up um like they made me smile, and they put this big picture of me smiling on the screen so the doctor could show me that what I thought was a crooked tooth, it was not crooked. It was my face was crooked. And he goes, do you sleep on one

side of your face? Because he was like, no, there's just one side of your face is lower than the other, so it makes your It's like if he goes, it's not your teeth or crooked, it's your face, like and he had all the nurses looking at it. It It was so brutal. It was like it was like, we're all asymmetrical. Yes we are, we are. There's a I don't want to do that. I don't need anything to show me what's wrong with my face anymore than it. I haven't gotten it yet. It cost a hundred and eighty dollars.

I was and I got it sent to me in St. Louis, so I'm gonna have I wonder if bring it. I wonder if that would be hard to sleep though, and we'll see. I bet you anything. I'm not gonna use it. I'll use it once and then I'll be like, funk this. Because I'm very particular about my pillow and like wanting like no pillow, and sometimes I just like nothing. I'd rather like I like, literally I ratherestly about a flat

mattress than like a big pillow. But the pillow I have is that raggedy one that literally is squishes down to probably a half an inch. So you put that on every hotel pillow or you just have no pillow

except for that pillow only that pillow. I don't use any pillow, and I would rather have no. No, it's just like I don't like having a big I used to sleep with pillows regularly, but I got this pillow from Chris when we first started dating, and it just was the it's the best to have a pillow that has no fluff in it that you can mount like. I can like fold it to exactly the dimensions I want. I love it so much, like a firm pillow. That's probably why my neck kurts. What do you like? Noah,

do you like I? Oh my god, I don't use a pillow. I just smushed the top of my head into it and it goes into the headboard. And that's how I say yes. Yes, you see in your stomach. Yeah, I'm a stomach sleeper, and you sleep with on one side of your face stomach right on the mattress on the match. Okay, look, okay, so if this is the mattress, right you just like watch me, Andrew hold on, I'm going to see if I can do. No, I hear what,

I get what she's saying. It's wild to me, though, I feel like that would make your neck lay on the couch right now, and do it without on your stomach. I've slept. You do this all the time, dude, I guess I'm here. Hold on, no, no, no, no, no. Put your head to the side. Put your head all the way to hand underneath your thing. Oh sorry, I'm gonna bring you. Sorry, I was doing the light. There you go. I would honestly think I died. Your hand is your head is still being propped up by the pillow.

So put it all the way from no. No, no pillow, due, no pillow, no pillow, no pillow. Take it away. No, she does that, she said, she does. Try it my way. No pillow, no hand. Yeah, there we go. I mean that's not terrible. Yeah, it's pretty nice. I mean I know some people that do two pillows. Yeah, I'm I'm a no pillow goal. Let's get to the news first. What's your nay? Monday? It's Monday, folks. You know what that means. It's Monday. All the swells, all that stuff. Boy,

we're having them down here. I think we're getting to tan if you ask me. Uh mind sluffing off big time today, I've got like it looks like I have vittle lego my arm my spray tan is calming off. Yeah, it's but i've it's. Someone said to me the day one of our best seas retched me and said, Niki, I love you, no offense, but you look like a carrot. And I was like, mission accomplished. I love looking I'd rather be bright orange in that photo with the llama.

But there's a difference between oh yeah, sorry, excuse me, yeah the tall a llama. Um, the camel was with a llama, so umma, the the uh? They said you look orange, but that's like for video, not for picture. Could you look more orange on a on a photo than you would have turned up the saturation on that photo, I was like editing it, so I amped up the saturation so it definitely looked more orange than I am. But I definitely look orange. I don't care. I really

don't care it to be I don't. I don't that that that um insult doesn't bother me, and I it makes me feel better than being pale. I hate being pale, it really, I just I really hate my natural skin tone. I just don't look good and um so, at least orange is better than pale, so I'll take it. Why do I feel like Trump said this on one day.

I'm not going to apologize for alright. So Build a Bear releases a line of adult bears for a collection called After Dark, which includes bears drinking wine and wearing a little more than boxers. What a little more shouldn't be less? Oh yeah, probably less? I don't know. The After Dark collection requires visitors to its website to ensure their eight This is so creepy. Eighteen years older older before they access to site. You could go to war

and you can suck a bear. When the cursor hovers over a bear on the website, uh, the outfit disappears, revealing a regular teddy bear with no clothing. Bears have like holes that you can fuck or something. The bears don't appear to cross the line into a vertly raw sheet. They're just holding wine and they're dressed in nothing but boxers. But aren't they Bears usually naked, so you're adding clothes, so god, they must be really struggling. Oh yeah, you

know what I mean. Like there must be something like because I remember when Build a Bear was such a fun novelty where you could just get this carcass and you get to stuff it with stuff, and then you get to record a little message and put it inside it, and you get to kiss this little heart that you put inside the bear. Do you ever make a build a bear? It's really fun like that, you know, like you're touching everything. You're in it with a lot of people,

isn't it. There was always a line yet. I think they probably lost some of the magic before COVID, but it was probably in like nine where build a Bear really became like this huge thing that was I loved it. I thought it was really cool and I was way it was in ninth grade when I think they were coming out, but I still was like, I want to make one, like it's just cool. No. I mean I was never someone that had bears. I always girls that yeah, kettle bell bear. I always wanted to it was, yeah,

I would put sand in them. Um, I never was. Did you ever have like a banky or like a bait, like a stuffed animal that was like yours? I always wanted like a velveteen rabbit that was like my widow thing that I carried around and sucked on its ear like you know, it soothed me. No, that's the little first thing I've ever had that means that much to me, and I like start hyperventilating if I think I lost it. Did you have a teddy know anything? She didn't had

a little nightgown. You have a little like a K forty seven. In Israel, I had this like orange dog, like a little skinny orange dog. And I don't know what happened to it. Wow, she grew up and became a comedian. I got called an orange dog the other day a lot Ye you only looked orange next to the camble. Yeah, you had a jet ski a stuff jet skis No. I'm just saying like things I had in my out of that I don't know how they like.

I've always still with my girlfriends that had like their blank ease from childhood that like Cherson had a burnt all that she called it Burnal. It's such a cute name. And like I just like Poppy carries around these little baby dolls and I just never cared about anything that much and I wish I would have. Yeah, I don't know. It's like I just like a date a girl and she's like twenty two and she still has her stuffed animal and has like one eye. You're just like kind

of like that. I mean if she's like still like sucking on it and stuff and like do it. You know, that's what girls used to do. Like people used to like take the little ear and like rub it on their nose for like comfort, you know, like little kids do that to feel like soothed. I sucked on a lot of things that, you know, like my thumb and then my shirt. You are a thumb sucker, I think so. I think that's what happened to my teeth. I hope, yeah,

I mean that's It's just just a soothing mechanism. Oh my god, I have such a funny story for you that I never told you. What Aggie, Uh, your nephew. My yeah, my Aggie, God, that really gross me out. Might build Oh my god. Uh, you guys see this photo by the way, I just goes But anyways, my brother, here's a door slam and then a scream from the other room. He goes over there in Aggie, this is Sunday, and I would do like yesterday, he tied the string on the wrong Oh, how do you have a tire

string to a tube? That's really hard to do. Yeah, I don't know how he used to do that. I'm like, that's just something little rascals. I don't know if the tooth moler yeah, yeah, he tied into his new permanent like big. Oh my god, it's so funny. Would have tied it to your penis to like stretch it out? You know, I could see that you're doing that. That's so cute. The fairy gonna come, Danny, Oh, did you have the tooth fairy come? Yeah? But he he was

pretty cheap. Yeah. Yeah, and we forget a lot of times. Well I thought they would come when I was seven. Yeah, you still isn't teeth. Apparently the tooth fairy just asked for money back when Oh my god, did you have a tooth fairy? Wet dollars three buck tooth? Yeah, something like that. That was always allowance, you know, as kids, and we just go up to seven eleven and buy candy to get another tooth outlay Adams Family pinball game that was at the seven eleven. God, that was so fun. No,

did you have a tooth fairy? Uh? I don't think my parents knew that. In American culture, it is such a dumb thing. I mean, to put your tooth under your well, you guys didn't have and the parents have to creep in your bedroom. It just sounds like something a molester would make up so that they have a

reason to like sneak into a child's bed. So they were just It was probably started by a pedophile that was got caught and he was like uh and someone was like, what are you doing, Jim, And he's like, um, money, Yeah, I'm just uh. You know how he lost his tooth last night? There's this thing I heard about where you leave money and that's why my hand is in his mouth. Yeah. Yeah, but that kid didn't lose his tooth. Oh no, now

he did, and he just punched him in the face. Um. A Las Vegas based airline offers private forty five minute flights for its passengers to join the Mile High Club. So for n you can join the Mile High Club. Flight comes complete with a wireless sound and light system, red SAT and sheets, sex position pillows and cushions, and a whole custom made foam matchers. Wait, so you can pay just under a thousand dollars and you can go up.

And is it like a private jet or just a private So is it like a nice jet or is it like one of those little like ones where they you know, skywrite and ship like that, like you know, like a single engine like, Oh, I would assume it's somewhat decent. I mean, that's not that much money, though, I feel like, just go up and foursomes and a few swingers members of swingers. I would do that. That sounds like just a funny thing to say that, you did, how many couples go up there at a time, like

and then it's probably just one sex act. However many people up to a certain number that you want, you know what I mean? It could just be you. You could just go there, masturbait up there that cowl your adult build a bear god. Putting wine with anything is so I just can't even take it. Idiot in marketing, we are going to make bears that hold wine, and then it's going to be adult in there. And and

the thing is it probably worked. There's probably like wine culture is so has a shirt that says rose over roses handle it. I got the Kush shirt yesterday in Cabo Wabbo down at like the where all the cruise ships let up in Cabo went shopping yesterday, and I want to show you guys the shirt I got so I'll talk to Noah while we're doing this. Um, I don't know, I feel like the mile High Club, though it's not the You're not the myle High Club unless you do it on a regular flight in the bathroom,

Like I think that's bullshit. I think Painted Grand or Denver huh yeah yeah, I just go on top of a mountain, yeah yeah. Or Denver is just a mile high city, so anywhere in Denver. Um I would do this. I mean it's something that rich people can. I'm just like, it's like a novelty thing to say, yeah, I sucked in the sky. I mean, it's just have you ever done a funny thing sexual on a plane? No? I

mean I was. I think like I was getting up to go to the bathroom and Christmas in the middle seat, and I just like I did like a fake lap dance of like oh, and then I pretended I go sorry sorry, like you know, and then I just did a bit where it was just like okay, uh, anyone who saw that would be like, what was that girl doing? And then I pretended like he was just the guy sitting next to me randomly. But no, I would never

do I would never do. I don't like, as someone who obviously is very open talking about sex in my sex life, I don't want anyone to have to see it that doesn't want to, and so I would never I would never do that on a plane. But I you know, I've I've put it out there of like, hey, if you want to try to meet me in the bathroom, but you can't, Like when you go to the bathroom other people, there's people always back there, they're always watching.

There's no way to come out of there. Yeah, there's it's more like you're horny and you're like, I just can't wait to do this. It's just because you want the story of it, you know. But I've heard of a lot of people like giving hand jobs on planes and like under a blanket or just doing kind of Oh yeah, that one guy that was on your radio show, Daniel Sloss m him like didn't she blow him? Oh no, she jerked him off, yeah, Daniel Slaus, Yeah, the random stranger.

It sounds like a Sloss would be a hand job on a plane. It's called a slow hand job. Yeah. Oh god, um no, have you ever done anyth naughty on a plane? Yeah? J on on Lane, what did you do I've hand job under a blanket in the blanket and then the blanket on the floor. I feel so bad about it now. But the when we were young and wild or was this tell me this was last week? It was tell me with Spirit Airlines to jerk him on? Where where are we going? I don't

even remember. I mean I obviously remember who it was with, But it was like in my twenties over I got a snake on a plane? Alright, oh my god? Wait so wait, so how did it start to be so scared I get would get caught any kind of public thing? Were you scared to get caught? Or was it so like? Yes, I was, but um, because it was under a blanket. There was no one like in the third seat next to us, and it was just like after they gave drinks and stuff, there was no one coming down the aisle.

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. What time was this? Uh? Yeah? I mean I think that the cabin was kind of dark. It was not all it up. It was a it was a red eye. Damn it. I thought you were asking me, not Andrew. I wish I didn't. I love that you answered, yes, I have, Andrew, have you though I flew with Noah once. Did you ever? Did you ever jerk off on a plane? No, I'm just kidding. I think I've jerked off on a plane in the bathroom. Wow. Yeah, I don't know. You just needed to so badly, Huh.

I can't remember a time that I did it, but I think it did happen. Yeah. I had your golf on the school bust at one time. Oh, in the back, which is a you know, the plane on land I guess. Yeah, when I was alone in the last stop, when I was like in like fifth grade or maybe was just obsessed with jerking off at that point in your life and not a bus driver. Had really nice eyes and I could stare in the mirror. You had baby blues. You had brown eyes that I loved. Okay, let me

show you the shirt I got. I kind of love it. It says it's a Budweiser shirt and it says Budweiser and it has three girls with their butts. You know what. I love that. It's cool, right, and yeah, I love it. I don't know why it's not, but it's not because it's so. He says King of rears instead of King of beers, and says one fluid pint. Want wants your bush and said wants your bush, and it's want is w A and t apostrophe s wants your bush, which makes no sense, but wiser genuine it says this butts

for you Cabo, San Lucas, Mexico. I wonder if they did bush like that, so you could do a bush beer joke there. But I guess, yeah, like this Bud's for you. I think it's what they usually say, what wants your bush? Bush wants your bush because it makes no sense. The bush, I think, is like the name of the company that owns Budweiser. Yeah something but wants with W, A, N, T apostrophees. It's obviously like a this is a Spanish speaking person made this wants like

the person wants your bush. It's wants your bush, not your your bush. It's wants your bush. Like smut mackenzie could be a good because like a like a dog that people don't know spud Mackenzie at all, even barely. I know that reference. Carla has a joke about beer stuff and she couldn't even reference smud mackenzie because insins were like what she had to do, like the frogs because it's just like things change. What I love about a shirt like that too. It's like someone thought of like,

but why is there? And they're like, but wise there. I just feel like, wait, I gotta go make two. By the way, there were not two hundred of these. There was only one that was hanging up and they had to take it down from the display. So it has this faded quality to it because it's been up in the sun for like months. Has this really cool? I love? I'm so glad that there wasn't one that was like fresh in the back. So either they're on high demand or that sat there for nine years. Yeah, Okay,

let's go. Let's go to break and come back with why do I care? Why do I care? Andrew? Why do I care? Okay, Haley Baldwin, Oh I care? Like the glaze donut look will be the biggest beauty trend in find yourself a moisturizer that helps you look like a glaze donut. This is dewey. It's us to look wet. Let's see. Oh yeah, to look that even took her Instagram recently to give her fans the heads up glazed doughnuts skin all, Oh my god, Okay, yeah, she says,

tell a friend glaze donut. It's like, yeah, it's just that dewey look again that we all know about. That's how she included that's funny. I like that her bottom teeth are a little crooked in that one photo. She's so pretty, really thin line between glossy and greasy, like yeah, or oily like it used to in the eighties, being oily with like the number one worst thing, and now there is no difference. If you look wet, you look oily.

But I like that look. When people go, Nikki, you you gotta like you look like shiny, I go, yes, I like shiny. You know what I want the peeling croissane and it's just like real dry skin. Yeah, it's She's like this crackly flaky cronut is cronutsk is so it dry flaky crown nut. It's so cool right now. It looks good. It makes me want a doughnut like it makes it makes me hungry. My mouth is watering too. Yeah. God, I haven't had a donut probably for twenty years. They

make me feel like such ship. But goddamn do I love like a glow nut, which is like a vegan doughnut that I found. They were like six dollars in these little like protein vegan donuts, And that was the closest thing I've had to a donut. And it was called a glow nut weird weirdly enough, like an l a boutique. Yeah, it's pretty good, but not worth it. Donuts. What's your favorite donut growing up? This would be chocolate

long John What is that from Dunkin Donuts? It's like, you know, it's in the shape of a long cream in the middle, Like no, no, no, no, I wouldn't even have cream, but I do, like I wouldn't now I would like a cream donut, But back then I just liked the chocolate I sing on top and it's long and it does it. It's very it's very warm and like not I hate don't. I don't understand people who like donuts that are like hard, Like why you

would like sometimes when people get a mixed box of donuts. Yeah, I sometimes I don't eat donuts, but I like to go. Why would you ever choose this one? You know, the ones that are like almost yes, why would you choose a chocky one over this one that is so that has like strawberry cream in it, or is like has is soft. Same with cookies when people my dad likes famous amos that are just like why would you like that?

Over chips white? Like we were going over those chips the other day, and I like the soft sweet potato chip inside to tear a blues or whatever, and you like the crunch I like, but you know what, I would like a crunch with a creamy dip. I'm all in that consistency. But no, are you someone that would choose one of those weird crowlers that are like chocky? Do you remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with the scone and Larry was so upset that the scone was

so dry and she should be soft? Stones are dry, muffins are soft? Yeah? All for dry uh baked goods. What about cookies are you going for? You want like a crispy like crunchy or do you like a cookies is a little complicated? I like a really just like edges crunchy middle soft? Yeah? What about a brownie? Are you going for like the middle piece or like an edge? Really? What about you're definitely an inside? I want everything gooey and almost like still battery. I do like that too, though,

I like both. I like I'm on you like I like a battered soft woman, you know, yes, but I know I like a I like a crunch and I like a softness to back joke, battered women sounds delicious. Um. Yeah, If I go to a donut place, I get one glaze, just old school glazed Boston cream because that's like kind of that's like almost the dessert of the Yeah. Yeah, And those are the two. Those are the two staple that I'll get. And then I'll get a glaze with

the with the chocolate cream. Can I talk to you about like guilt after eating those, Like if I ate a donut like I only ate donuts disorders because a donut hole is would not be It would still make me feel guilty. It would make me feel like I just ate this thing that like the rest of my day is ruined and I should just I have to

like not eat the rest of the day. Like I still have that mentality of like I can't enjoy my life after I've eaten something so like bad or I have to like now I have to go work out or something. And so I think that as much as I I just know now like those things will trigger me to do weird things with food, so I just avoid them, and which maybe that's eating disorder, e just

to avoid those. I don't think you're alone there. There's something about starting your day with a thousand calories where you're like, wow, okay, what then am I I'm done? I would rather say if I'm going to eat a donut, I would I would like to have it at the end of my day, I really, because then it's like, Okay, I would have done already today. I've had enough activity. My body is about and I know you're not supposed to eat highly CLOrk things before you nap, but like,

I don't mind. I really can't sleep if I'm hungry. I need to feel like really satiated. But joke or non where he takes a bath in the morning, he's like, I start my day with the most indulgent, relaxing thing, And that's how I kind of feel about like calorie Like, but you know what, you should have more calories in the morning. I mean, I eat six calories breakfast at least it. And I never used to do that, you know, Like I always just thought like you just starve all

day and then you get to roared yourself later. But doing it, I do it with like oatmeal and hearty things that like fill you up. A doughnut is just candy to me. But that doesn't mean that my mouth isn't watering right now. And I am missing out on a lot by not indulging in donuts. And I say, people eat donuts and they aren't, like they're like they're still happy people. I just can't because you're a very

aware person. You're extremely like intelligent and stuff, and you know why these feelings happen, and it happens to me too. But it's like you eat the doughnut and you know it's not that big of a deal, Like it really isn't like really when you break it down, like it's not like you could you could get rid of these calories easy, like you could be easy on yourself. And you know this. But you can just know that it makes me uncomfortable in my body. It makes me it

makes me start having obsessive thoughts. That's the thing. Is like I know that I get crazy when I eat those things, and so I just rather not eat them because it's not worth It's almost like drinking, Like I could probably have one drink, but it's gonna change the way my brain works to have that kind of substance

in me. So you're working on a set where like I look at your outfit sometimes like hanging just hanging up, and I get like a little like I feel like, God, if I had to fit into pounds heavier than I was last f Boy Island, I'm wearing all the same

size clothing. Yeah, for the last Perfect Strangers we shot, and I'm having to wear all the same size clothing, Like my size did not go up with my but so I just have more like things that show up under like I'm not wearing shapewear, so like you know, if the if the silky thing that I'm wearing like touches my stomach, you can see like there's like I can have like a roll or something, and I have to stand so much straighter and all these things, Oh my god, my body and silk would look hilarious. It

would look ridiculous. It would look like a pair like being strangled. It just like that, Like I'm not trying. The best thing is though, knowing that I have been thinner before these same outfits I've done literally nothing to change that except just like if I'm happy, then I don't give a funk what my body looks like can be honest, like with something, you look healthier at this whatever it is, weight is And it's not even about

like if I look healthy. I don't look at the scale like I think, like your skin looks like you look great? Yes, yeah, so it's like it's not like fucking it's just a way. Then it's just like that's not even a part of it, you know what. I know that done, but it's like, but there, it's just

sometimes healthy doesn't look the way that it doesn't. Sometimes healthy on camera looks yeah, I mean you you Everyone does not understand when you see celebrities that you see on camera and you see them in real life, they're always smaller because the camera does add and it's just it's but I don't I really don't give a funk. I'm not on this show to be hot, even though

I do feel that way sometimes. So it's good And and speaking of you saying that I'm healthy, let's go into Top one Bottom one because it takes us perfectly into the topic of today's Top one Bottom one. You literally were reading my mind. Uh. The category for top one bottom one today is compliments. Yeah, what's the best kind of compliment you can get? And the worst compliment I'm not even joking you. My bottom complement is going to be you look healthy, because I don't say that.

That's such a bad way of thinking. Well, it's hard to come up with a compliment that is not good. But to me, healthy just means we're so glad you gained weight. That's what it means to me, because every time I've heard Nikki need to get you back to a healthy weight, Like in my life, it's always been about gaining weight, and it means you've gained weight and we're all more comfortable around you because before you were so thin and we were all kind of like But

that's such a negative way to look at it. I mean, we're it's more like, oh, we love you and this is great. Well, but I hear the way girls talk about girls that are skinny, and they go, oh my god, how does she even stand up? Like they always make it about them being unhealthy so that they can change the It's the same thing that people do about fat people. They go, they're unhealthy and were more worried about her health. No, you're not. You're fucking shut up. You don't give a

funk about anyone's health. You're worried about them. And and this isn't for everyone, but it's for those caddie bitches that pretend that they don't want to be fat because they go, you know, fat is fine for other people, but for me, I don't want to be fat because I care about my health. No, just like I said about skin cancer versus aging, I care about the aging

part of the sun more than the skin cancer. And when people say that about shut up about And then when people are elis of you being too thin, they have to make it about your health that they're concerned about it. And in some cases that is the truth. I'm not saying it's not always that truth. But I think a lot of times this whole thing of like, I know, but then I guess if they don't say anything,

then you're like, how could you not say anything? I was right there on the writing was on the wall, like yeah, but I'm saying but yeah, But that's different when it's someone who's actually dealing with a health issue versus someone who's just a little bit more thin than you are and you're jealous and so you're like how

does she even stand up? And like I just have I get I get comments sometimes from women who are obsessed with their bodies, and they'll say things like oh, you know, like um, well you're well you're so tiny that they'll just make comments about like being thin and I'm not trying to be like woe is me, I'm so thin people making the comments, but they I've done

it before. Two of like, well, you need help with that bad because you're you have like no no fat on you, or you're probably cold because you have no fat on you, or just saying ship like that just to make myself feel better that I have fat on you, because I don't even want to look like you even though I'm dying too deep down and I need to

make it negative. It's funny you say that because like we posted that photo of us here on Perfect Stranger set and uh, I'm I'm standing on the step, so I look really like tall for once, like you know, and you look really tiny because I'm on the step.

So so many of the comments like I've never seen you look tinier, or like Andrew, You're not that fucking tall like people just I didn't read any of the comments, but yeah, I haven't looked tinier, but it was all dimensions and I'm holding tiny little coke, so I just like I looked a little futian. But that is I honestly, that is not. Someone asked me the other day what my weight was because they're like, my boyfriend and I

are are disagreeing. He thinks you're this. I think you're this, and I was like, I'll tell you I'm a buck forty and she goes, WHOA, Okay, I was right. My boyfriend that you were withainn we like, and I go. Boys don't know weights. They truly don't know. They always think like they would probably guess that I'm one ten or something because men don't. And I don't understand men's weights. I could never understand, like, I don't know when people are guys are like I'm this, I'm like Jesus Christ,

that's a lot. But that doesn't because it's like guys you think like you know a lot of times, you know, girls will be like God, she's she doesn't look like dad, or she's not she's't you know, her her body is not you know whatever. But guys are like, if you look taller as a guy and you're not tall, they lose their fund. They don't like it. They don't like it. Okay, so let's get into top one bottom one compliments. What's your least favorite complimenting. My least favorite compliment is adding

actually to any compliment. So you start the sentence with, actually, I thought you're actually really funny. You're actually really funny, You're actually better than I thought you're actually, So it's kind of like just so self like congratulatory words yourself of being like I expected you to be worse because my standards are so fucking high that you actually like almost like god. And it's just saying like I didn't think you were before. That's not saying yeah, I was

expecting you to suck. It's like, thanks, dude, appreciate it. I get it. I get I usually don't like female comics. But blah blah blah that have any kind of caveat with a compliment is not a compliment. No, it's a it's a you're patting yourself on the back that you're yeah, you're more intelligent, but you won me over. But I usually don't like this kind of humor. I'm telling you, listen, we all have made this mistake out there and you've said something to like to that in our d M.

You're not a bad person. We all kind of do it, and you're actually a good person. Yeah, you're better than most people. You're actually, despite being a total idiot the way you compliment people, you're actually like better than we thought you were. Um um, what's your least favorite compliment? Okay, so this happens to me recently, and it's so annoying when someone compliments and they say, like, for example, book, the one that I got was, oh, I really like

your hair better than this way. Yes, it's just any inference that before was I didn't like it. It's just say you like my hair, right, and especially when my hair was different, I got a compliment from this person too, It's like, did you lie to me? Yep? What did that? That really hurts, But it's just the nice thing. Again, It's just that people don't even realize. Here's the thing.

It's almost like apologies do not count if they have the word butt in them, and compliments don't count if you have to compare it to something, you know, like I don't like my at least favorite is you're funnier than this person. And because most of the time they're wrong, or they'll they'll insult one of my friends, but they're trying. They're thinking that I will really enjoy. And it's always another female comic. It's never a male comic ever, ever, ever,

it's always a female comic. And um, yeah, it's it's just any kind of compliment that compares you. And then also you look healthy, Like I actually don't mind that compliment now, but yeah, healthy just makes me think that I can like survive the like people think that I'm gonna like I have a lot of fat storts to like support babies and survived like hibernation, and it just makes me think of like, we're so glad you're fat. That makes me think but it's I know, it's not

that and now I actually want to look healthy. That was kind of like an old man that didn't like that. But that's a common thing that girls don't like to hear. Um, which is so stupid that we don't like to hear that we're healthy. What's your favorite kind of compliment? Um?

Trying to think that's tough because I just like a compliment that's whatever, the opposite of someone saying actually, like where it doesn't feel patronizing, where it's just like you know, oh man, great job, like something simple, you know, but like specifically, I'm trying to get a compliment on anything you go to because I'm what would be your best

compliment anything relating to Uh, I don't know. I guess like being thoughtful or something that has to do with like working and not my looks or appearance interesting, So like being like you're such you're so um, you're so good at your job, something that I would love that. Yes, well I could say that to you like you are. I mean, that's there's no question. That's like telling you look really hot when you do I don't like that your new hair looks so good when you put up

that video. Do you know yours? I have mine? Yeah? I think I have mine. Now. I think it's when um, people people understand that I'm actually intelligent and like I feel you just said actual in your own Oh my god it maybe you like it when it's fine, okay, uh, you know, when people see that I'm intelligent and not

that I'm just about your intelligence. Yeah, my intelligence is nice because I do rather that than a compliment about being attractive interesting, so you have less I think maybe I'm wrong, but I think we want compliments on things that we're it's more insecure about, right, So you're more insecure about being good at your job than you are about being attractive, or it's just not something you value

as much. I think for me, it's just like the validation, yes, and like it just doesn't as important to you to be perceived Maybe it's not as important to be perceived as hot or I just full right, Like I just know, like I I'm not Cindy Crawford or her daughter, you know, like I just know that that's the truth of it. But like the quality of my work, Like that's where I find a lot of my validation. Yeah. I think it's a mixture of what we're insecure about but also

what we we value. Yes, yeah, that's the good way of putting it. Yeah, And I think it's you know, it just comes with age where you kind of just like you understand your looks. Like I'm a short, chubby leave shriver and it's okay, but I have some leave in me, you know what I mean. I didn't leave at all. Yeah, he's leaving a little bit for you. He's leaving and I ate it. Um, Yeah, No, I just yeah, I think there's something to that. I think.

I think I when I just feel seen where I like where I know I'm like either doing like some dry humor or I'm like and someone knows that you were like when you've seen me. It feels really good when I feel seen by you where you're like, oh, I get like you just may have done a like you might be playing a dumb character, but the dumb character you're choosing to play is there's a lot of genius behind it my dream. Yes, well I I know that a lot for you, like I. And there are

times where I go, did you mean to do? Because sometimes you don't. Sometimes we all stumble into something. That's like when you named your dad's boat when you're a kid and you he's a blood doctor and so he was like, what about blood vessel and everyone was like that's brilliant, But he didn't know that vessel blood vessel boat. He was just naming blood things, so he didn't realize that he was a genius. But then there are other times where you play like you're just saying something dumb,

but it's honestly, like really funny. Yeah, that's and and when you know, there's time where I'm just dumb. You know, I get that. But it's like there are times where it's like intentional, so intentional that I get so furious when people are like, dude, you didn't even get it, And it's like I made the joke, dude, Like the joke is the character needs to be someone who's dumb to even get that, to deliver that joke. Yeah, people are stupid. That's when other people just don't get it

and they're stupid. But no, I I definitely think you're You're so intelligent it's insane. It's just like there are like, um, the I think the gaps And what was I doing? Oh no, no, no, I was. I was doing a crossword last night, and I was like, because Rob and I were talking about how smart you are, but like when it comes to like certain things you have, it's so funny that you don't know certain things. Crosswords for you would be a big issue because what was the

crossword clue yesterday? Final thought that I go, I wonder if Andrew would know this? Yes, um, okay, I was wondering if you would know this uh word for letters words sung twice after qu e in quotes, words sung twice after uh than in quotes qu e words sung word sung twice after the word qu e. So it's probably a song and it starts with qu e as the first word, and then there's another word that comes twice like said twice after that word. It feels like

a British thing. No, you know, don't even know what if I pronounce it k k blank blank is a word? Does it? Does anything ring a bell? If I go kay Sara Sarah, Yeah, okay, that's tough. And as also did this is funny? This was a crossroad clue that you literally I think that's what maybe is not the same thing I'm talking about, Like just there's a I

don't know a lot of words. Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's okay, and that's okay, that's like that's your and I don't know, I literally couldn't explain how football works to you, Like I just don't know certain things, like but I'm good at memorizing words if needed. Now, this word came up in UM WORDLD the other days like this was one that people often start with ada and you had never heard of that? All right, I wouldn't know how to

spend it. I think to bid idea, to bid idea, right, Like you're not even saying it right, you're saying, I do ide Can you try to spell it a D A D e au. I liked it. It's a d I eu e um. But yeah, that like those certain I think it's a difference between intelligence and um whatever you've started your brain. You're definitely very very intelligent, there's no question, but there's just like there's some things that you just missed out on it. Why what that is?

I wonder if I'm just like it just doesn't I guess it's like football for you, Like it just doesn't intrigue you. But it will not go in my brain. It will not. It will not that there in fit yards and like converting that and like zones and like how are we so dune when we talk about something.

I cannot begin to tell you what it means? And it it really irritates me that people are so good at it, like and and also um like world history and about like different um conflicts and uh, just it's there's too much and I just stopped paying attention, and I don't information, and like, I think we're really good with people, like understanding people and making observations like that's why we're obviously comedians and stuff. But yeah, just facts that we that really don't interest in us at all.

Just yeah, and words interested me because I'm like, I what interests me is being well informed about certain things that I care about. Words. That's just something I care about. You don't care about it, and so it doesn't Yeah, and um, okay, So my favorite compliment is, uh, you're adorable cut. That's like the opposite of like it's like you're adorable to me. It makes me think little. It

means like you're someone that you want to protect. That is like is your you're just you're like you're innocent, Yeah, you're innocent. You're sweet. No, just like oh you're so cute, like cute. Oh my god, It's like I would hate that. Oh it's my favorite And what do you think in your head? Because it means to me like someone who um, you think it's someone you cherish, like the way you cherish like like oh like whenever Chris is like you're you're adorable like or it's just like, Oh, you're just

so cute the way you got excited about that. It's like it's seeing someone as like because I I get what you're saying, because for someone that you know hangs out with you a loud obviously, like I think most of the time you have to be tough off, you know, which is kind of the opposite of adorable in your job and your work getting ship done, so adorable harsh person I always come off as like but then when I see you do like you did that uh that um that thing with the guy where he breaks down

Taylor Swift videos or whatever, and I saw like this like little girly like adorable side in you that is not often seen. Yes, yes, and I think you probably want to let that out more, but then it would be seen as it's like saying I'm sorry, you know. It just is that that when I feel and I

feel like it just is irritating to people. And so when people like give acknowledge that as like, oh, we like that, it makes me feel like safe that I can be myself and like be excited about dumb stuff or just and that I'm not like I just feel like a lot of times being adorable and like being like, oh my god, it's so like just being like it makes you look like you're trying to get people's attention

or trying to look adorable. So when I get the adorable, it makes me feel so good because I'm never trying to be adorable, and then it makes me feel like, oh, maybe I'm just really lovable. Like adorable equals lovable. It means like a baby that you want to protect and like cherish, and I think that's what I like. So that was an interesting to even think about that because I was like, oh, I probably would like to be called hot, and I'm like, no, I know, I am,

I don't know. I'm adorable though, and adorable healthy. You can go throughout your whole life being adorable. You can be an adorable grandmother. You can be adorable gets you protection. It means people are going to protect you, because adorable means naive, innocent, weak in certain ways, kind of stupid, but like, ah, like not in a way that you're like, God, you would never be disgusted with something that's adorable. It's only cute and it's only something that makes you want

to get closer to it. And I think I want people to feel that way about me, even though I'm like my girls like, you're so cute, and as a guy, you'd be like, I want to be a rot wild I remember, I don't want to be a puppy. I want to be a fucking rot. No. I love when boys are adorable. When a guy is cute, Oh that is the horny as I get. When they're just like like, it makes yeah. When they're just like we don't they

don't babies like, it makes me so happy. They're so cute and they're That means they're not going to be mean. They're not going to be moody like babies don't get like mood you know, like they don't have egos. It means ego listeness a little bit. Okay, we gotta go. Thank you for listening to the podcast today. We will be back tomorrow with a new one. You know we'll be here. Kabo Wabo Buttweiser, don't be cut there and no, no, that didn't got but it does.