#165 Kid, Man, Boy

in Mexico at all. I know I'm a two hour flight from Los Angeles because I flew in yesterday. But that's all I know, baby, and um it's pretty um fitting actually, because I was saying to Andrew, was getting a little nostalgic because as we were setting up the shots and the podcast in um my hotel room here in Cabo, I was reminiscent of when we began the podcast last March, also in my hotel room while on the set of Boy Island, Um, which I am here

doing season two. I'm sure that's you know, we're not supposed to say that. But honestly, are they going to take it from me? No one else is going to host that show, right not like not yet, They're not gonna take it from me. I was thinking, like, what if I get hit by a car? They we're starting filming pretty soon. What happens if I die or something? Who's going to replace me? What would they do? Would

they just go we can't continue? Maybe they would just like Weekend at Bernie it put you in some products and throw you up. Depends on how mangled I got from the accidental. Yeah, I guess it's UM. I could see you, though, Like, I don't know who would do your voice. Maybe we could find like a Ray eleven year old man kid Boy, Kid, Man Boy, you went over every possible age for that that not my gendered. Well,

thank you for that. I'm excited to be here. I have a couple of things to just say right off the top that I didn't go over last week that are really pertinent to this podcast. Okay, they have to do with cars, are you ready? No? But okay, not not um Catholic converters, as we all know. I know, with those things backward and forward every which way, man boy kid and uh. I know there's too early for a hamdrop. A call back has to be a hamdrip,

a real hamdrip. For those of you listening, hamdrip means we're doing a call back to a previous uh joke from another episode or even from this episode. It has to be a minute later at least, otherwise it's just forty No. I mean, let's go roll the tape back. I think it was turkey drop. Uh tier a turkey tier. I like that. That's when it's really close turkey deer. Um. So, okay, remember when I told you did I tell you about

the fender bender? I got into where I let the go because I'm just like, I mean, I'm pretty much who needs Bob Sagget anymore. I mean I'm around um uh no, I so I let so if if you didn't know really quickly, I was in a fender bender going to um my Lover's radio show a couple of weeks ago, and the guy bumped my mom's I'm driving my mom's car right now because I bought her a car last year and I just took her car. It's

a two thousand ten Lexus. It's really nice, but it's just you know, it's it has it's beat up and this guy bumped the thing and I pulled over it. I was just like, dude, who cares, Like just I don't care. There was a little bit of bump, but I was like, just let it go. He looked so nervous, and I just wanted to get to radio. I just was like, not bothered by it. Also add to the aesthetic that that car is going for anyways, It's really you know, like, oh that makes sense. I don't understood

why people are obsessed with dents. I mean, I guess it looks shitty, but it doesn't affect how the car moves. I mean, I see some cars in St. Louis that are driving around without a hood, without a complete back bumper, and I like, if they if they go, then they go. Yeah. I've seen cars without doors or different doors that I don't even think it's the same car, or I think it's like a Cadillac door on a Hugo. My dad did that. My dad got his door hit on a

on his car that he bought off of Craigslist. He got it hit and he wanted to get it replaced, so he found another door on Craigslist somehow of the same car, but because it was in the it was in Texas, same color, same fear, everything. It was more faded than his car because it was in Texas. And so it's a different color maroon. Very interesting. I mean, I don't want to rather go with a blue on a maroon then just slightly hot. Yes, Oh, I know.

I tried to paint my bedroom walls two different color pinks and they're just so sim They're supposed to be very different, but they're not different at all. Going back to the car, and so I let the guy go um cut to a week later, Okay, and this was a week and a half ago at this point, maybe longer. So it was three weeks ago that it has happened, and then a week later. And I meant to tell this on the podcast, but it just, you know, my

mind wonders. I was driving to the recording studio where I did that Bob Saget song, among others, and I was late, and I was at an intersection, pulling up to a red light, and I'm on my phone to be honest with you, because I'm trying to wasis my way to this recording studio, which I think is a normal thing to do on your phone, even though you

should be on it. I was on ways, so um, I was crawling to a stop and then I just went too far and bumped the woman in front of me pretty hard, I would I would say it was probably going miles an hour, which is a pretty it's a bump, you know, maybe even more. And um, the woman stops. We're at a stoplight, but she puts it in park. All the other cars go when it turns green. Not not a not a banger, not like a banged up, you know car, like a decent car. I back up

slightly so I can pull out and go away. Now. Um, and I see that they've created damage. I see it. I see a dent, and I'm like, all right, well I can afford it. That's this is a blessing I learned my lesson. This is way less than something I could do, ways less than other damage I could do. Maybe this is a wake up call to not be on my phone. Ever it's not. But okay, So then people are gonna use this footage when I die in a texting accident. So then I am uh, I park,

I get out. I see the girl get out, look at her bumper and just kind of go like like a sigh and not really look at me, but get back in her car. And I'm like, if she just gonna leave, like leave, because she hasn't looked at me at all. And then she turns on her blinker and she pulls to the side of the road and I pulled me behind her and I get out and I go, girl, I am so sorry. I was. I was on my phone. I'm such an idiot. I go, you know um, and

she goes, I don't care. She goes it's and I go, but there's damage and she goes, oh, it's fine, just go And I was like, are you serious right now? And I go, but there's there's a dent there and she was like, I think it was already there. It's not and I was like it wasn't and she was like, I just I don't care. And I go, girl, you have no idea. I did this exact same thing a week ago, but I was you and I had the same reaction. I go, this is you're such an angel,

and I go, can I give you something? I was like, do you have a Venmo? And she was like, no, I have cash app, and I was like, give me your cash app. So she gave me her name and m and I sent her, you know, some cash, but she totally didn't take my number, take my and I said, do you want anything? I go. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm kind of a famous comedian. You can look me up, like, here's my email address. I'm gonna text you right now. So I'm accountable because I don't know what is gonna

be further down the road. But I honestly think the only reason that happened and wasn't thousands of dollars of bullshit with karma because I've never heard a story where someone just lets a person go. And this girl was not in a good mood. She was um, probably my age um, but sheund like she was going through something Like she was like I don't want to do the paper. She was just like me of like I don't care, it's fine, and you know what, what a great it made me so funing the day. Well, if if she

lets you go, right, can she still have insurance cover it? Like? What is that's what she want to deal with? Because then it raises her insurance rate and it's not but not it would raise mine, not hers, right, because I was the one that hit her, and my insurance would be the one that you know. Yeah, but my thing is, if you hit her and you drove away, could she go to her insurance company be like, look, someone hit

me and then I didn't get their information? Why are you asked me a question that adults wouldn't know the answer to. I'm just wondering because I have no idea. I just want to give a shout out to Lakisha

Mick James point, because she's awesome. My point is is that she just doesn't want to get like there's a difference between Like I would have been able to I would have paid her a lot she would have gotten I mean, she would have gotten it paid for completely, and it would have been points on my record, not her. But it's some people like they'll overreact and they'll say, oh, but my neck hurts, and then they try to get

all this other stuff so they can get litigious. And I just wanted to use that word and really, um all the other things they can get. I mean, if I had Donald Trump like that, it not only would he shame me for it, you know, uh, Like this is just me making up a thing. But I just feel like someone like that if I would have hit a Karen, he said of Lakisha, Let's all be Lakisha's and just like, let it go. If it's not that big of a deal. And if it is a big deal and you want to get it fixed, don't be

an asshole about it. Because we've all been on our phones. I wouldn't want the other person to get in trouble per se, but I would also want it to be covered, so I don't in the hole. It's okay they should get in trouble. Like the laws in place, so that yeah, your in your your interns should go up if you're

negligent and you hit someone. So that's all fine, and I would have been fine with that, but the fact that it wasn't something she cared about enough to get fixed obviously, if you're that kind of person, let the person go. And what what you can do is, oh, you can get the person to pay for it. Just don't make the person feel bad about it. Just let's be forgive. You can get compensated. But just not being an asshole made my day. It is possible though she

didn't have insurance. Yeah, whatever, it is No, I'm just saying that I agree. I'm saying no, like it's not just necessarily karma. I don't think just because you let that person go that she let you go. There could be a reason, like might have Well, karma happens. Not

because I believe karma happens. It doesn't mean that it has to be another person doing a good deed out of there the kind of of the heart, because let's be honest, mind, wasn't a good deed out of the kindness of my heart more than I just I don't care about my mom's car. I wanted to get to the radio show. You know. It's always a circumstantial Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But yeah, but it just like whoa, this never happens, but maybe it does a lot. I

don't know. Um and find now she like just murdered somebody, like like, God, you was so not like she just let me go. James, the one that's still people the nursing home, nur Um No, she was an angel to me that day and um and then last night, after I dropped you off at home at your hotel, I came back to mine and I pulled into a one way thing that was there was no harm because there

was no cars coming, and but it was bad. And a cop car turns on its lights and starts pulling me over, and then I pulled it's right before my hotel. I pulled into my hotel and they just go on past because I kind of went out the window like I'm a dumb American like kind of like, and they just went on pass. And then I pulled into the valley and all the valley and I go to the valley. Guys, I was like, I did the truck driver like Hong Kong, like yes, yes, because they all saw it happening, and

they were laughing so hard. They kept doing my honking thing. They were like, how did you see her doing this honky? That is probably They were like, cracker, Cracker, I am yeah. I think like you went down one way today and the I mean the roads here are a little weird.

There's no U turns. You're going down on one way in the oh in the grocery store, and I wasn't It's funny sometimes, like I'll react to your driving, whether it's poor or not, and then you get up you're like you always tell me like, oh, I thought you were talking to me. No, no, no, because I was talking to the person in the car. Because I go easy call. I always do a little whiny in response

to like someone who's like when they're going. It is one of my favorite things seeing you drive and other people getting mad at you and you go, I go, come on, oh, I ran over your dog. Honestly, it's not it's these aren't traffic. And you know things that I'm doing that are like damaging. These are just like me backing into a space the wrong way or something. You know, who cares? Um, we are in Mexico, Andrew,

anything to report on your end? Um? Yeah, I when you left, I h they give you a box here when you shop you they don't give you bags, and oh well yeah, and so then I thank you all for your comments on the grocery shopping video of Andrew dancing last night. That was so fun. I barely had enough groceries to carry with just a little over two hands, and I used a one of those push cards because they give you a box. They don't use bags here, which I like, but they put it in a little box.

And they also wash your car at a grocery store, and they work for the grocery store, which is wild and we're not looking for money. They just detail your car. Well they're looking for money obviously. Yeah, but the people aren't there too, what do you mean? I know, but when they come back out and the guys standing there being like, hey, look it's pretty shiny, hand over the money. I brought golf clubs here. There's a lot of golf

courses in Cabo. And before you even leave the airport, like five different guys tried to upsell me on like, uh like to go to the golf like they have, you know, a relationship with one of these very fancy. Not only was I interested, I'm do you get some cards? I got some phone numbers to call Edwardo to hook up the diamante for But he wanted money then, and

I didn't give it up. I actually, like I stopped myself finally, like but I am that person, Like I'm the guy that's like, hey, because come over here and talk. Oh we're friend, Like I just want a friend. I think I know you said that today about staying so Andrew staying at the hotel with all the crew and all the producers and everyone, because Andrew was a producer on the show. By the way, Um applause break yeah, sit down, guys, Yeah, everyone sit down. But Andrew has

a producer credit. That's so exciting. But um, you are staying at this hotel where they are all at, and I'm in a resort type place away from everyone because um, you're on top of the hill just looking down. I'm actually in a basement of this resort. Is kind of weird. But um, but Andrew said this morning that it was nice to go to like there's like a continental breakfast and there's that he goes to the gym and there's

just it's like a social environment. Yeah, because we're seeing all these people that we saw last time, and there is something really nice about that. Because I was thinking, you know, I had Carlisle stay with me last week, and then I went to l A this week and I was like alone in my hotel. I really and then you've moved out and I had like a week alone. But I really do need roommates, even though sometimes I just it's it's interesting the difference between being a living

alone and wanting to like have alone times. Yeah, I mean I want to live alone next to my best friends, Like I don't want the responsibility because I feel like a lot of our arguments, or like even minor arguments with Brandon, like they're all it always comes down. It comes down to duties and like who's doing what. I'd

rather have my my rooms a pigstye. It's my pigsty But that's when I feel like like my house every time there's there's been so many times where I'm sitting and I have so much ship everywhere, and I know that, like you think, I probably never cleaned it up ship because of you, but I'm now realizing, like my awareness that you would always come home was always there was something in me that was like clean up a little bit, don't be a total slab, put on some pants, stuff

like that. But every time a churst to me, there's a sadness where I go, oh, I guess I don't have to pump pants. I guess I can just keep eating like a slob, and like there's no accountability and you could slide into sadness pretty quick, which is great. While I'm so glad I'm doing this podcast with you every day from my hotel room because I'm I've guaranteed company coming over every day. And coming. I like, how great is our relationship not living together? It's very good.

I mean. The only thing I'm wanting more of, which we didn't get a chance to do, is you and Brenda coming over and like hanging socially. We will And you came over, you know, like wept so cute. Yeah, then we'll do that once we fall into a groove, which I'll never fall into because my life never ends. Um, but let's get let's take a short break and let's get Andrew. We're back. Hey, Noah, Um, you hung out

with my parents last week. You're so adorable. Can I just say that I was talking to my dad, my mom and dad were My mom was nervous about hanging out with you, I have to say, because she just gets nervous about any like, anyone new, and especially someone young and whose friends with me who might judge her, like she has to, like, you know, anyone hanging out with anyone new is like stressful. Right, we can all agree. It's just my mom has those stresses. And I was like,

Noah loves you. It's gonna be so easy. I swear to God, You're gonna be nervous right until you get that like hang out and then it's gonna be easy peasy. And then I was talking and they both fucking loved you. My mom flooded me with texts that drinky poose and she was like, going on, I gotta read some of them. They're gonna come over where that point. So I went, um, hiking with them, and your dad is such a good hiker. You look enough like Nikki, but you like hiking like

you're the daughter they never had. Wish they're They're wonderful parents. And we we both got to the parking lot of Sabino Canyon at the same time, and I got up to the visitor center because I was like our meet up spot, and all of a sudden they here, No, No, I go, Julie, and we just kind of like run up to each other and I hugged them and stuff. There's They're so funny and I'm really lucky they have

a great relationship. I like, I wish I had parents like that to model after everyone has witness Yeah, because I just want to say to you. My mom said, I know you are, I said, um, she wrote me up. She was a little bit I think I had a couple of drinks and so she was texting me like crazy, and she's like, um uh, you know, I was going uh. She said, I hope Jonah is okay in Tonga, which, by the way, that is a reference to Summer Heights High. Jonah is a character on that show that lives in

New Zealand. And she was reading about the volcano and Tonga, and so she said, I hope a character is okay in Tonga and I said okay. I said, ha, and she goes, I know you are in l a met up with Noah. She loves you and us. She's so cute. We better see her before we leave watching Brittany Murphy Dock. What a sad world she lived in her fucking husband Simon. I'm just glad you never fell for a Simon, I said,

Simon is so disgusting. I love Noah. She goes, ha, ha ha, you are so hip to what's going on, stylist, try on tomorrow. And then she goes, by the way, Noah loves you too. Have you met av I said, yes, he's so nice. She said, we're going to meet him. No one wants us to come over to her house. That's so cute. And then she talked a lot of ship. But um, no, no, no, what did you notice about the relationship that maybe I'm missing out on because I'm jaded.

And you know, one, your dad is a leader because although because I thought I was going to have to figure out like the hiking trail at Sabino, but he knew them all and he was the one who led us. Your parents are very adventurous. They told me about their trip to Alaska and now there in Tucson, and I just think it's it's great that they traveled together and do all that stuff. Um, and your dad is so sweet.

There was this woman who was mountain biking with her kids and she had no idea what she was doing. And the kid fell off the bike and your dad helped him up and he helped him fix the bike chain and stuff, and he kind of like gave him advice on on what to do. It's very sweet. Okay, I like it. No, I I love this trip for them, you know, for the listener does not. My parents just decided to go to Tucson, Arizona for the months because they have a friend who has a house there that

gave them like a deal on an airbnb situation. And they're there the whole month, and um, I love them being somewhere where they're just living their best life and they're not working, and my mom's not constantly rattled by like cleaning and figuring out, you know, bills and stuff. It's just it's nice to have them on an extended vacation where I'm like, oh, man, I want them to have I want everyone to have that kind of life. Eventually, before your parents left, they were talking to me and uh,

oh yeah, and your mom. Your mom was like, goddamn, e J's inviting after this, God damn, we got this house and e J Is having so many goddamn guests. I'm gonna have to clean and cook and entertain. I don't even And then true, they have had They didn't have time to call me about Bob Saget because they were so preoccupied with guests. The jazz festival in town and they basically had a bunch of jazz musicians hang out and stay with them. Yes, that's how cool your

parents are. My dad's best friend is a jazz musician named Steve Schmidt, who's really, you know, popular famous jazz musician in um Cincinnati. And so they came out and went to the jazz festival. I don't think he played in it, but um yeah, my parents are cool as fun. There's just no doubt if you have a friend that plays jazz who comes out and just is like, hey, you mind if I put my oboe over there? And the friend John Vester is famous in um Finland, Denmark.

He's a musician, John vest He lives in Venice, California, but he's super famous. He bought a place on like right off the Venice boardwalk in like the nineteen seventies and so he has this That's where I lived when I first moved to l I lived in his spare bedroom on right Venice board walk with my that's best friend from high school who just is just like this like kind of hippie ish dude. And and he's famous in Denmark. It's so interesting when people are famous. He's

not from Denmark. They just picked him up there like that sugarman. Yeah in South Africa and never knew that's wild. Maybe I'm famous in like um, you know, Jersey, Yeah, something crazy. It is interesting to look at your stats of like where people on Instagram are your fans? Like three in Australia. What's up, guys from well place? I didn't. I don't know. I think that sounds like a metal band. Um wait, have you watched No, but your parents were

telling me about it? Um? Okay, yeah, I've gotten some best seas into it and and uh Andrew obviously watched it way before I even finished it. I've watched it twice now. I love it so much. I just want to reinforce that it's really good and everyone should watch it's it's on HBO Max, and you should definitely watch it with in Finnish like that's I think Danish. No, it's Danish, like John Vester might be all over that thing. Um, you should watch it in Danish and then have the

subtitles on. But if you watch the first episode, be warned that at the end there is a text message that they do not translate, and you can just google what does the text message say at the end of the episode. But please do not do any research about what this show is about before you watch it. Just put it on and watch it, or watch it with English like, um, but you they're really good with English. And I was recommended be to someone who watched it in English Um, I'm also I reached out to the

girl from Kama Kaze. Her name is Marie Maria Ruther, the one that got hurt in Tonka. No, no, that's character. I mean I matched with him, but I once Chris Lily's a different character could be worried about. Well, she should be worried about what's her name from the show. Um, I've reached So I posted about Comacaze on my Instagram story and Marie Ruther from the show d m me heart eyes emoji, being like, thank you for posting, and I go, girl, thank you for bringing this character to

my life. You are insanely good. And now we're Instagram friends and it's just so fun. Another show I'm so into right now, After Life. Yeah, I've watched the first two seasons, so the third one just came out. I'm getting through the second season. I'm on the third episode of second season's let's do that. Um boy, that show is great. No, have you seen Afterlife? Yeah? I watched the first season. I have to catch up. Ricky Gervais is I know he's been on you up before when

we had it on Serious. He is so awesome and I was reading about him last night. Did you know he was a singer and in a band, like a pop singer before he was a comedian. He also worked in a regular office like he did. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't start like he didn't blow up until his forties, like yeah, and he had all that he had all that stuff to write about because he actually worked in Like that was based off kind of a true story. I like how the Afterlife kind of is like the Office.

They have an office setting. But Afterlife is on Netflix if you haven't checked it out yet. I can't recommend that enough either. That is a totally different kind of tone of a show than Kama Kaze. But um, it's so good show. The acting on that show. Every single character is fucking brilliant. The funniest character is the psychiatrist, who is also in Game of Thrones. I mean, all of these people are. Every British actor is in Game

of Thrones. I realized. Which is the show I haven't seen, even though I know it would probably be one of my faiths like Australians. And did you read that New Yorker piece about Jeremy Strong Kendall from Succession? So it's all about how serious of an actor he is. It's pretty good. I'll send it to you. It was. It

got a lot of headlines when it came out. So there's this New Yorker article about Jeremy Strong who's plays Kendall in Succession, and it's all about how his acting process and he's very method, meaning like he's in it and wants to he makes everyone else's lives miserable to get the role right. And if you're watching Curb this year, he's almost kind of like that guy on Curb that player plays young Larry who wants to like have the perfect classes and everything. And it's like, you read this

and you're like, this guy's obnxius. It was interesting though, because I was reading what did I read? That means? Um? I? I was reading the a New York timespeaks about Kathy Griffin and about her comeback who I'm a huge Kathy Griffin fan and always will be. And after she got she said, I wasn't canceled after the Trump mask thing. I was ruined. And they try it and she was

like she couldn't work. But she was talking about coming back from that and how and they were talking about in the article how women when they have similar so everyone came so the article about Jeremy Strong was not it didn't paint him in a good light. Some of his uh you know, co stars were like, yeah, it's annoying. He's annoying, Brian Cox, you know, the places, his father. It's like it's a whole thing with him and um.

And then after it came out and everyone's kind of making fun of them, all these people, Aaron Sorkin, all these people come out and say, like, we support him. He's an actor, Like he has nothing to be ashamed of, Like that's just the way he is. He's not an asshole, all this stuff. And then they were comparing that to like when a woman acts. If a woman were to act the way Jeremy Strong acts on set, it's very interesting to play that out and see how that would

be accepted, because I don't think it would be. And I think that, well, what was like what was I'm just trying to wrap my head about, like specifically, like what does he do that? Does he just obviously doesn't break character, but is he does he act like an asshole and be like, well, that's the character he does anything to get the role. He calls people to like he he's calculating and how he gets roles and how

he falls up with people. He's really talented. But he you know, he made kind of a connection with Chris Evans back in like his theater camp days, and so he emailed him and like tried to get through his agent like just I kind of that. But there was just something about, you know, I'm not doing a good job of painting it. But um, I was reading the subreddit and the thing about the Kathy Griffin, Then can

I explain what happened? Which is kind of interesting. So we all know she's no Cathy separate from the strong one. So the Kathy Griffin incident happened because she he had just said that thing about Megan Kelly where there was blood coming out of everything, and he was kind of commenting about her being on her period under that um and so she was doing a photo shoot and they went to the Halloween sort of get a mask of

Trump and they put a like the star. They put it in like one of the styrofoam wig things, so it was filled out and then they were like, we'll put blood on it because he said blood coming out of everything. And then of course it looks like a Severn head. But it was in the context of that line, which you know later on, completely out of context, and she did and she was investigated by the Secret Service

for wanting to like decapitate the press. I mean, it was ridiculous and it was just and he sicked his yeah, I mean they're both redheads. Oh yeah. Anyway, I just she's just so cool, I through so much. I just really admire her. But I also like Jeremy Strong, Like there was nothing about it that made me go, he's

an asshole. I just thought it was interesting. Like I don't know, I think like when you have someone like just a visual like so much of the things like where people you know, if it's a story of Jeremy Strong being a dick, but if it was caught on video right out of context of Jeremy Strong like throwing coffee on someone's face and being like that's the character, you know, like or whatever, you know, then it changes everything.

Like if you just heard that it did a really bad job, because honestly, but I just remember people making a thing of it and then everyone came to his defense, and I just I'm not trying to play the if it was a man card because I know that some women can be divas and people like really respect that

about them. But I just tend to notice that when if women like have like a way they do things, and it just I mean, even with this situation with this hotel room, I don't love it, and I want to switch to a better one, and I know there's some money in the budget to get me a better one, but I don't want that to be a thing that HBO and like everyone knows about me is like Nikki is. I don't want to be a diva ever. I don't want to be a nag. I don't want to be

a lot. I don't want to be a tease. I don't want to be da What are other things women don't want to be? What do you not want to be? You? You don't want to be a pussy a creep? Men don't want to be pussy, but I have. I mean, I'm kind of like with you on this stuff, like for me to ask for a better fucking very similar in a way. But also but there are people that just think they deserve it and they don't care like

how people perceive it. Like I'm not one of those people, Like I asked for a little bit more money than what they offered me for this, and that was a huge and I didn't get it, but I was happy that I did it, and uh, you know, and it wasn't like crazy amount of money. And then I was, you know, my thing that was like if I was on Shark thing. I was like, and they're like, well, we'll give you four percent. I'll be like, you know what, yeah, yeah,

but that's what I would do. Like I'm not really like, but I'm glad that I did it, But yes, I see your point. But maybe there's a room in the building similar prize in a different area, and honestly, I'd be willing to pay the extra like there with my HBO special right now, I am. It's been pushed like the air date has been pushed four months because I didn't get that at it done in time because I'm

just being tune, nitpicky about it. And you know, they have a certain budget allocated for like this is how much money we can spend on editing this, and I'm blowing past that severely because I just wanted to be great and it's just not yet to me, and it really has the potential to be and I wrote in the email to the guy yesterday, I'm like, I I got a really good song for it that I've wanted forever.

And it costs like thirty dollars, which is what any song that you would recognize or any that you wouldn't even recognize the song, but it's what it costs. And I said, um, you know, I'll pay my own money for extra editing. I just want this to be great. I think it could win an Emmy and I just want um. Or we could just get rid of the song and I could literally like we could do a sound alike that will cost five dollars, you know. So I'm but it's interesting when people ask for more, like

I was, what did you say it? He has written me back out, but in the Cathy Griffin article, this is what freaked me out. So this is what frayed her relationship with CNNU long before the mask incident. So she called I think it's I forget who was the president of NBC at the time, like Jeff Zucker or something like that, And she called him like ten days before she was supposed to do Christmas Eve CNN with Anderson Cooper and or New Year's Eve, Christmas Eve, the

count down to Christmas Eve. They're just counting like the five the twelve days of Christmas. So she was called Jeff Zucker, No, you'll love this too, because I was thinking of you, because you're You're really good when it comes to like stepping up and trying negotiate and fight

for yourself if you think you deserve it. And she said to him, I want, uh, this much more money because I think Anderson's making that and I want this much more money and or and he thought it was a threat that she would walk if she didn't get it, so he said, well, you're fired. I don't I'm not. I don't take threats like, don't threaten me with this. And he fired her, and then she apologized, and then she hired her again and then gave her less than

she was making before. And yeah, but this bitch like Kathy Griffin. The reason she I resonate with her when she says I hate when people say I resonate. She resonates with me when she says that she never sought out to be someone who was offensive or who like

had people hate her. I mean, we all get into this because we want to be loved and yet she But then you just get into it and you realize the hypocrisy and like how much bullshit there is, and you're just like fuck it, Like I just wanna I you know, if people are gonna not like me, that's fine. Like I read a you did I say that. I read a YouTube comment the other day under one of

my most popular videos. I accidentally read it because it was there, and it was nice because it said this is as nice as it can get from me, by the way, when it isn't a bustie. It said, god, admit, she kind of killed this one. Guys, that is all they're gonna give me. So what they were doing was writing in response to all the hate. And I constantly get guys telling me like, oh my god, your YouTube comments do not represent how we feel about you, and I'm like, I didn't, I don't read them, so tell

me that. But you know, it's people. The more people that know you, the more people are gonna hate you. It's just the way it goes. And I am getting so good at being okay with that. I'm so grateful that my fame has come in gentle waves and ebbed and flowed and because I would not have been able to handle this when I was in my twenties of people having opinions about me and making fun of me or like you know, just and you're you know, uh.

There was like a podcast that some people were making fun of me on recently, and it was like my peers like people that I'm you know, not friends with, but comedy acquaintances, and they're like trashing me on it. And it's all like good nature trashing. They're not saying, they're not like it. It's not the kind of stuff. I wouldn't be able to see them and be like, oh, that was nice, you know. I texted some of them about it. But it is interesting when you get to

a certain level of fame. If I were nobody, they wouldn't be talking about this, you know they would. But because I met a certain level of fame, you become a part of the like everyone could comment on it, like I had. I have a bit about I say Pete Davidson's name in my special. I am now able to comment on Pete Davidson's personal life in my special.

He's someone I was because he's not famous, I'm able to come And then another night I was going to Supernova in l A, which a lot of bestie showed up to those shows thank you so much because they emailed uh Noah or Carla, and Mulaney was supposed to show up this weekend. He didn't because of whatever reason. But um I, I didn't want to go to one of the shows because it was after I found out this podcast was talking about me, and I'm like, all

the comics are talking about me. Everyone's laughing behind my back to Da Da Da Da, and it was about the Bob Sagget song. They're just saying that. I was like cringe and it was cringe, and I admit, like there's cringe. There's cringe things about being sincere and it's fine, like I predicted it, But um I was just like in the state of mind where it's like I just

heard all these nasty things about me. Howard Stern made fun of me and was like this is the kind of thing like Nikki would make fun of Like what is she even talking about? And I was just feeling like, oh, everyone's like listen to this behind my back and they're probably like texting each other and making fun of me, which could be true on some scale. I'm not like completely, I'm not thinking everyone, but I didn't want to go to the show because I'm just like, I'm gonna see

other comics and they're gonna be like snickering. And then I was like, wait a second, John Mulaney might show up to the show. John Mulaney, who I read speculation about his personal life. I went on the Daily Mail to seconds, like a second before I was leaving to go, and I see pictures of him and Sarah Silverman walking the reser war in him holding his baby. I'm like,

everyone is following him and commenting on his life. How must he feel showing up tonight knowing that his acquaintance Nikki Glazers probably mouthed off on many podcasts about his personal life, knowing nothing about it. And it's kind of

what you sign up for. And I'm not saying that I'm not gonna stop talking and commenting on celebrities lives because but what I'm gonna do is except that mine is commentable too, and I'm able to be mocked by other comedians and it's okay because I know who I am, I know where, I know why I do things, and the thing about that making fun of me for the Bob Saget song on this podcast, Like, first of all, they're not wrong. It is a little cringe being like

that Sincere and Sacharin. It's so cringe. What I don't care about it, though, is that I didn't put out that song so I could get attention, so that I could I know in my deepest heart of hearts that I wasn't like, look how close I am with Bob. If anything, I'm like, I don't, I'm not. We We're only we weren't that good of Like I feel guilty. I've said it on this podcast. I'm guilty. We weren't that good of fronts. I wasn't trying to get attention for it. I wasn't trying to make myself more famous

because of it. I was just putting something out there that reflected how I felt. I would never have done it had I not already been in a recording studio recording songs that I never intended to release, which I could even prove that I wasn't gonna attend to release them with multiple conversations I had. I was paying thousands of dollars just to do this thing that I wanted

to do for fun, and that's why it happened. Um. And also my final thought about this is that because no matter what other people say, you're doing something for because I think I didn't listen to their thing, but I think they just said it was cringe and that it's like Nikki thinks she's like sweet, she doesn't sound that good whatever it was, and them saying, I know what I would say if someone commented this, let me just say that is that they're trying to get attention.

They're trying to be like I was so close with this famous person. I know I wasn't doing that. That's all I need. That's all that needs to I don't need to prove that to anyone, which I could, because I have proof that I've talked about not being that close with them. So obviously I'm not trying to pretend like I was. I just was feeling something and that's

all that it was. It wasn't And if my motivations were anything other than that, I would feel it would have stuck with me that they made fun of me, because they would have nailed it. You know. Yeah, I remember even before, like you know, people like commented on and you're like should I post this because it feels like I'm promoting like you felt weird about it to me. I remember also, it's like part of me is like you've matured in a way where you can be since

here and you've removed yourself from this toxic situation. That's that Isn't these uh comedy communities that if you're not the most toxic, you're not you're not being real or you're not being edgy. You know, it's not edgy always

being edgy exactly. Let me just say that the definition of edginess to me and actually pushing the boundaries is doing things that are risky for you because they might make you look stupid, they might make you look foolish, they might make you look weak, but you want to say them and do them anyway. Comics who are live on the edge and whose main objective is always to say the most offensive thing and make fun of everything,

there's nothing risky about it. Maybe the first time you went on stage and did that act where you're like, say the most offensive thing, maybe that was a risk. But once you have a fan base, there ain't nothing risky about going on a podcast. And granted I like these guys that make fun of me. They're so funny, and I like I like offensive humor. I like this, you know, I like that type of humor. That's how

I started in comedy, was like saying the worst thing. Obviously, my rose chokes are you know, representative of that, and a lot of my stand up act. But the thing I look, what comedy doesn't give me anymore, and doing those offensive jokes used to give me was a thrill that I might piss someone off and they might hate me forever, and it might ruin me. It might make me look stupid. I might say something that's out of line that challenges the way someone thinks. They're not challenging

anyone anymore. They have their legion of fans who agree with anything they say. There is nothing they're putting out there anymore that is ever going to make them look stupid or embarrassed or there's no risk anymore. And I'm not saying that it's I still think that it's valid to have that kind of comedy out there. It doesn't mean like every comedy, all comedy has to be risky. But what I did and what I'm doing with music is so embarrassing. It is the level of this is

going to get me? It is because it's going to it makes me Doing Dancing with the Stars was also another thing. I'm not saying I'm the best at this, but at least I took a fucking chance on something I wanted to do because it felt good but might have made me look so dumb and did because I've got first this thing that I sincerely tried, I failed terribly at I've looked more stupid than these guys have so much more and to me, and I'm not even the one doing the more, there are people that do

this more than I even do it. But to me, being an edgy comic is the safest ship going and we need to start acknowledging that because what really is edgy and what is like, you know, is doing things that might make you look dumb and like you dancing in the supermarket. Someone like made said something about like Nikki went from being like a great stand up to now you're posting pictures like video of this guy dancing a supermarket. You dance like a little spastic ballerina in

a fucking aisle. You tell me that is comedy, You askhole that is funnier than any one liner I could have written on Twitter or some like sweet TikTok I could have made of like when you go to the supermarket and you can't find the time, Like how many times I watched that original and laughed in bed last night when I couldn't sleep, like thirty five times? And how that, to me is way riskier than saying some like line about like race or trans rights or whatever

the forward like someone's mom. It's just like my thing too? Is that? Like it's like if I and I know we have to get the news, but like if your fan base attacks the person you make fun of, not in a comical way, but in the most harsh and egregious way to really rip at them and make them feel horrible about themselves, and you don't fucking tell your audience like, hey, look, we agree that this is funny, but attacking other people outside of us in a in a in a way where they flood the troll and

it's fucking it's whatever, you're fucking trolls, you're rady? Do they blood my comments on the sac video comment on on our YouTube page? Like a hundred of them and

maybe even more. It's oh, I got so many messages on Twitter like, where's your Louis Anderson song, where's your you know, Robert dust song, Where's It's just like, it's gonna follow me for a while, and but I'm going to have to I'm gonna put out an album and actually have success, and I'll get made fun of so much for I have so many more things up my sleep that are gonna be embarrassing. Bring it on. These

fucking pussies that comments the ship. They would never do anything that would ever make them look a little bit stupid in the name of being sincere and putting out actual feelings. And the second one of these guys heroes parishes, God forbid, Let's see if they don't fucking do something a little bit sweet. And and by the way, the way, anyone who is listening to these guys thinking they are like so brave and don't give a fuck, and they don't.

They don't try at all. Look at what they're wearing, look at the outfits they wear, look at the gloves they have on. They think about what they look like and how they appear all the time. So do I I'm not. I'm just saying it bugs me that they came after me. It hurt my feelings. It made me feel stupid. It made me feel exactly how I knew I was going to feel and how like I predicted I was going to feel. It's embarrassing to be made fun of. It just is, especially by comedians who's like

comedy respect. There's a way to be sincere in like this their fan base whatever. They're like, oh, we're sincere. We actually you know, when we have festivals, we all come together and we're so open to love you man, and you close every roast with I love you man, You're like my brother. But but there's like a way that they do sincerity where it's still like manly and edgy.

It's like I love my baby son. I taught him how to shoot a gun and kill his first rabbit, and then we ate it together right out there on the woods, you know, and it's like, wow, man, you fucking have some heart. But if it was like you know, I don't know, really putting yourself out there, are really like just like but then we'll be like, well, you know, or like I kissed a man or I blew up. It's like, yeah, we understand this, but you're it doesn't

mean that you're fan base. Don't attack people, and like, because I I interpreted it completely here we are talking about it. Yeah, no, no, no, I wanted to know what so I watched it and like, your song was the impetus for like one of the funniest moments they've had on their podcast, which was the tribute song that Jay and the guy from the comedy Jam wrote, but it was about Bob Sagett so and it had nothing

really to do. They wrote like a mock song. Yeah, so they're like, okay, well this inspired us to write our own songs, and Lewis wrote a song, a parody song about meeting Bob Saggen in the green room at Skankfest and Bob Sagen not knowing who he was. Two Tears in Heaven. And then Jay and Adam wrote a song um like a like a metal song, the Lincoln Park Song, and then they did like a thing that Corn did anyway, Yeah, and it was it was really funny.

It's like, it is funny. I would probably be making fun of me too, but I'm just getting defensive because I'm me. But I will say that, like the there, I don't mind what they did as much as like

what their fans did. Of course, like I like, but I didn't think they are terrified of looking like pussies never or or being vulnerable and really almost looking sincere like or or being made fun I mean I would be terrified being made fun of too, if all my friends constantly were on the lookout to make to call me gay and make fun of me like it's just and as a comedian, you can't do sincere things. I've chosen a profession where I'm going to get made fun of and this will haunt me for the rest of

my life. But I've given a chance to do it again. I might have released it under a different name or something so that no one could accused me of it, but that would have been weird because it's like, why is this random person we're singing about? Bob second, But and maybe I would have put more jokes in it, but the day I recorded it, I wasn't in a mood to make jokes, and it just happened. And that's

just what happened. And you know what, But I think that this can be a lesson to everyone because I was thinking about how he could make this, like, oh, how is this about a larger thing than just myself, And it's just you can't control what people think about you.

And if you know what your own intentions are and you know who you are, even if someone's calling you racist, someone's calling you a diva, someone's calling you a bit, someone's calling you lazy, if you know someone's calling you fat, if you know you don't, you actively don't want to be that thing. Maybe you are fat, but you don't want to be it. You know that that's it's not your fault, and also that it matters what I think.

Like I remember Rachel Einstein she Um. I remember one time she was worried about some person she was working with thinking something about her because they knew someone who probably would have lied to her about her to them. And I was just like Rachel, it just doesn't matter because you can't control it. What are you gonna call them and say, I think you might have heard this

thing about me. It's out of your hands, and you know that you're not that, And all you have to do is just keep living from that place of not being the person that they are thinking that you are,

and it'll catch up. There are so many times I have heard things shitty things about people, And I go into a situation thinking a person is gonna be one way because I've heard rumors, and how quick how easy is it to disprove that once you get to know a person, and even if you don't get a chance to disprove it, Like I'm not going to get a chance to make these people like me. They'll never like me, these guys and and the haters. But um, I know who I am and that's all that matters. And they're

not affecting my well being. They're not, like, you know, hurting me. I'm not reading their comments. My friends and family might. But I know even if I did put that out to get attention for being friends of Bob Tacket and because I wanted anyone hear my cool new voice that I think I'm deserved to win in a fucking Emmy four um, which is not true. But even if that were true, who the funk cares? That's another thing.

When people like put an Instagram post where you know you'll you'll go, Nikki, isn't this guy just trying to get attention for this? And I go, even if he is, isn't that sad? Shouldn't we just like let that like and it's not, that's not I'm not hurting anyone. But if I weren't really, like god, I want everyone to know I'm so close to Bob Saget and that like famous people love me if that were me, it's not. It's really in the scheme of things to be a

bad person. That's not really that bad. It's not true. But like even if it were, it's but I know who I am. How many people were probably talking about Childish Gambino when he was like trying to do like R and B music, when he was a stand up comedian. I mean, and now he's off to making one of the best shows on TV. And I'm not saying people will go, well, that's not the same because he's more

tone like whatever, like you know what I mean. Like they have this idea of like yeah, and they want to keep everyone in a box because they don't want to go outside that box. That box is scary. I don't want to step out there. It's so scary to potentially look stupid. And that's why I love you. That's why I was so attracted to you and your version of stand up because you You've taught me to lean into that of like who cares if my I'm looking in the Instagram and I'm trying to look a little

bit hot here and it's also funny. It's also funny. That's good enough, and maybe I am trying to look a little hot because I look good? Who the cares?

And what if I like, I look like I do a silly dance and it's like, I don't know, it's just I get comments though, like look there, I I lean like, I know, like there's a way of me being like, oh, I could just dance down the thing and like, but also want to be respected for my jokes, you know, because I do think I'm a good joke writer, and I do think like I actually can tell a story very like whatever, I'm very compelling on stage and that I'm I don't just rely on like you more

than that. And I'm not saying that that's what you think, but like, you know, I get comments all the time where it's like you're nothing without Nikki, You're you know, I know. But even if you read it like but I'm saying, no, no, I agree. That's what I tell my I do tell myself. I go, look, I actually worked eight years or seven years before I even met Nikki.

I actually like I'm extremely talented on my own, but you read that and people from Afar, it's still it gets into my brain and like you just got to go back to what you can control. And in trying to convince people, no, no, no, actually this just keep telling good jokes, just keep telling good stories. Keep like because you do know you're a good storyteller. You do know you're a good comedian. They might not know that or see that yet, but you can just keep doing

it and then it will eventually get out there. They might not see it, but it's so funny. Like how you come up though, is like how you're perceived. Like everyone gets a break from someone else. Everyone can always go you wouldn't be anything if you didn't do that like I have. There's so many people have helped me along the way that they could. And by the way, people can say the same thing about I'm nothing without you, like what do I have to be? It's the same.

I feel that way about you sometimes a lot of times. So, um, do we have any time for any you know, we have to go to a break. Let's come back with why do I care? And just cut right to it, all right? Why do I care? Why do I care? Uh? Let me get to it. Sorry, Oh yeah, I have all the swells out there. It's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. But why do I care? Taylor Swift fires back and singer Damon Albarn for claiming she doesn't

write her own songs. Can you listen? It was quote, I mean, yeah, I'm I don't even want to comment on this. I'm so upset about it in a way that you don't think I would be. So. So he goes, Uh, she doesn't write around song. So Damon went on to say that doesn't count. She co writes most some of them. The reporter said, whatever, he goes, that doesn't count. I know what co writing is. Co writing is very different

to writing. I'm not hating on anybody. I'm just saying there's a big difference between a songwriter and a songwriter who co writes. Doesn't mean the outcome can't be really great. That is like not attacking at all. He didn't say that she doesn't write some of her songs, but maybe she does co write some of them. Does she not like does she not like bring in producers for me she does write, but he was insinuating. He definitely wasn't

sinuating that. When it says Co write that she's not doing the writing, Is that what you got from it? I didn't. I mean absolutely, But the truth of the matter is this was This is exactly what we were just talking about. I was a little disappointed with her reply because she wrote, fuck you bitch, I'll find Oh sorry, that was a different quote. Okay, uh, I was way. This guy is the was in the band the Gorillas, you know, with the z Y. I ain't happy. I'm

feeling sad he's one of the gorillas. I'm feeling bad. I got sunshine. I was such a big fan of yours until I saw this. I write all of my own songs. Your hot take is completely false and so damaging. You don't have to like my songs, but it's really fucked up to try and discredit my writing. Wow. And then she writes a follow up. She goes, ps, I wrote this tweet all by myself. In case you're wondering, no Co writing on that tweet. Motherfucker, he's here. Here's

when I saw that. I first read taylor response before I saw his thing, and I thought, this guy must have really been really mean, and then I read his quote, and I go, we would never hear about this guy's quote unless Taylor commented on it. Um. Ever, who is reading an article about what the co founder of Guerrillas who had a hit in two thousand one says, Andrew, you want to scoot up closer? Um? So the only reason we know about this, I get it. I get

this is exactly we're just talking about. When someone says something about you that isn't true, and how you respond and how um and and how hurtful it can be when you know it isn't true and you you perceive that maybe a lot of people are saying this about you. I gotta be honest, No one thinks Taylor Swift ain't writing our songs that girl. I mean, I know, I mean,

you know what. I don't want to say, no one, because it's almost the same thing I was just saying of, Like, when one person says something that people can latch onto it and then it can be that come the narrative about you. But there are so many documented uh you know, it's so well documented that Taylor Swift writes literally everything

she does, and she has a hand in everything. She's almost you know, it's almost too much sometimes where you're like girl, like she's writing songs for other people, like that she should be record on her own. This girl is one of the greatest songwriters in the history of the world. There's no doubt about that. The fact that she got so upset about this hurts me because I'm like Taylor, you have nothing to prove anymore. You don't need to get mad at this guy because his voice

means truly nothing. You are so solidified in the annals of music history as one of the most prolific singer songwriters who will ever exist, right up there with the Beatles, like net like with the Beatles. That answering this guy is just beneath you. And the fact that he made you so upset makes me think, Babe, what's going on? Like this? Doesn't you? It makes me feel sad for her that she got so upset about this. And but don't you think this mindset is the same reason why

she writes songs. It's the same reason why you write and do everything you do, like Yes herself, because this guy's life is ruined now for a while because of how much her fans hate him, and I just think it was I think it was an overreaction fans. Thank god for Taylor for reactions I have, But her fans are going to go and she'll never once right. Hey, you know what, back off, back off. Look, it was between me and him. I made this public. It's not

really you don't have to. I can really agree him or whatever you said that about those guys about me. It was immediately what I thought about is this. I was thought I felt bad for this guy yesterday because he followed up with the greatest response ever. And I'm on the Taylor Swift subread yesterday. It was like, I would never want to discredit you as a songwriter. I am so very sorry. I mean, it was a context, he said a little bit. It was absolutely they were

talking about co writers in general. I butt her name was thrown into it. They took out any other name that was associated in that mix. I'm sure it was taken out of context. And the thing is maybe he was feeling a little jealous of her and he threw under the bus because he was like, I like Billie Eilish more than Taylor Swift. He mean, he said a couple of other things that were like not nice. So I'm gonna be fired up to if I were her.

She I just it makes you realize there's no one that's immune to like feeling really attacked when there's ridicule, especially when it puts into question the thing that you pride yourself on, the most that no one can take from you is that you write your own stuff. Someone said that someone else co wrote my jokes, I would fucking lose my goddamn you know, like that is what

really dick for stage time. I was like, Okay, I know I didn't do that, but when someone said no, men wrote jokes for you, I was like, how fucking dare you? And I did blow him for the joke. No. But my thing is is like it's also comes like you like these guys that were talking ship. She respected this guy, so I'm sure she's like, Wow, this guy is a great song or however she viewed it. Yeah, I mean, I think it's interesting to say you're a fan of someone until they insult you, because does that

change their music sounds that's a little weird. Yeah. Um, I just felt to meditate more. But that's it. But I will say that she um I was reading the subrite and I thought Taylor fans would be like, that was a sincere apology. People cannot fucking apologize anymore. No one will take an apology. There's no apology that's ever good enough for people. Once they want you, once they want to burn you at the stake, you apologize, then you're weak, and then they jump on. Epologizing is worse.

There's nothing you guys open your minds to people apologizing. It's so weird and my fans don't need to hear this because they're fucking open to it. But I'm just like sad about it. Let's get into reddit. Um. It's time for Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your Reddit dum um alright, so like, yeah, go pee, I'll stay on here and keep this going. Um. So, I wanted to play a really funny clip from UM I guess

magnum p I. Did you see the one? And it's like, I don't know if it's gonna go well on audio, but you can check it on the video if we could put it on. It's magnum p I and he's like obviously investigating some kind of crime and it's you know, what's his name Tom sellum Selleck, and he's running up some stairs and he sees a nun on a ladder and he has his gun drawn and he's like searching

for whoever the suspect is. And he sees a nun on a ladder and he kind of looks at the nun and she looks back at him, and he's like kind of like, oh, okay, she's just a nun. And then he he says that, then he runs back up the stairs. She says he runs back up the stairs, and then he gets a little bit of like a suspicion and then all of a sudden, you see her from behind pull out a gun. Us don't work up strong, And he says to himself right before he realizes that

the nun. So, the nun is in the background pulling out her gun and you can see her about to shoot him, and then he like, you know, he just kind of thinks to himself, and then right before he turns around to see her, he goes, nuns don't work on Sunday. Then he turned around and he shoots the nun before she's able to shoot him. But it's just so funny how like you would never put that together and go it's Sunday. Nuns don't work on It's just like the dumbest thing at windows. Why would a nun

nuns don't work? Why is this not on a ladder fixing a window like a very high ladder twos like thirty ft up? It just made me laugh. Um. That was from the subreddit Funny. We have a question for Andrew because when I was watching that clip, I was has anyone ever said that Tom Selleck and you could be related in some way? Here? Wait till you see this photo and I think we should post it. Um, I'll send you a photo no where I'm very Selicky mixed with Ron Jeremy. Oh yeah, you got a little

bit of round Jeremy. I see that. Um. But on the top, no, I see that. No, I see that Tom selicks, especially in this last clip, and we just showed. Um. This was from True Off my Chest is where people just like vent something and this thought made me think of you, Andrew. It said, the fact that women's legs are naturally hairy to me is such a mind fuck.

My dislike of hairy legs on a woman feels so natural to me, but it isn't it's a socially impost preference, and it I had been born any time before, the women would be all walking around with hairy legs and men wouldn't give a ship because it would be normal. It's hard for me to believe my preference for hairless legs is a social construct because it doesn't feel that way, even though it is. It makes me wonder what other aspects of myself that I believe are inherent are actually not.

Um Andrew, you feel the same way about women's hair on their legs, don't lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna say that if I if so, Brando might not shave her legs during the winter, and or like she lets them grow a little bit like there, they do feel a little tarantula, but not fully. You said the look of ankle hair on a woman's leg could make you unattracted to her, But a woman with fully grown out leg hair, it does not help my penis stay hard or get hard. I agree with that. I have

the same thing with um men not driving teslas. Yeah yeah, yeah, what I mean? What is it about a man that like where a man groom themselves where it's like I couldn't date a man unless he was groomed in a certain way. I'm just trying to think there's nothing. I mean, I don't really mind a lot of body hair or anything like that, and not them. I mean, there are women that will go if you have back hair, I'm

not dating you. Like some size penises. There are women that are like probably grossed out by that, but you should be grossed out by penises in general. Yeah, the fact that we haven't learned to like crave penises as weird, like just want them in us. We do, but like physically, like why don't they don't look more appeeling? I guess because we don't need to put them in our mouths. It's just something you've seen your whole life. It's what you see your whole life. If I saw leg hair

my whole life, right, it would be more acceptable. Although no, I do remember that in like fourth or fifth grade one girls had hair, like some girls would shave until their knee, yes, and then it would be like even if it blond, they go, it's blonde. I'm like, yeah, but that's a lot of blond, right, you know what I mean? Even then I kind of knew that, like I wasn't that attracted to it. I'm the same way. I mean, I feel like so much more of a woman when I have shaved legs. But it is interesting

that makeup though. It is just something that highlights things that are already natural for a woman to look pretty. Yeah, like that are already like. But the hairless leg thing is completely I wonder what that is signaling to a man's brain that they are more sexually attractive. That is kind of an evolution, Yeah, hairless being like if a woman's hairless, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, young, it's you. You're right, you don't get you don't get hair on your legs

until you're older. It's a dolphin with long hair. I would be turned off. Like there's something about, like, god, have you seen that TikTok of someone putting those like uh like hard spaghetti through a hot dog and then

cooking it. It looks like a centipedecee. So you put it to a hot dog and then you throw it in boiling water and then afterwards all the spaghetti is you could strike it through you know what I'm saying, And you put in the water and so it looks like and then you pull it out and it's just this dru and then they put it in a bonnet. It's like a spaghetti dog. It just makes me sick. Um. So this is one from life pro tips. I just thought this is good for me and the bestias and

you too. Know life pro tip always tell kids that they have a cool helmet. Positive reinforcement with helmets can cause them to wear them more in the future and potentially save their life. I thought that was good. Yeah. I mean again, that goes to like being manly and being tough as opposed to is it stupid Tony Hawk wears a helmet. That's what says here. Also by your kids helmets that look cool like their friends have. That's

a good point. Was there anything when you were a kid that you were like, so I needed to have like a cool backpack, Like I was so worried that I was going to have a lame lame jim shoes, lame backpack, lame backpack, lame bike, lame binder. Yes, remember the velcro binder came out and couldn't be too colorful because I couldn't be a girl, so it had to be manly, maybe like a dark blue. Um. Okay that

I'm wearing now for sure. Let's go to the final thought, and let's play the clip that I just found on Redditt this morning. That is so weird of this guy trying to pick up this girl in like a thrift store. So it says it actually reads it for us so we can listen. It's so creepy. You're gonna love this. I was just trying to thrift. My name Glory, all right. I just think you're one of the most beautiful girls ever. Nt thank you. Can I buy one of those things

for you? Oh? No, it's okay, I'll be fusure. Yeah, I'm fine, Okay, Yeah, yeah, are you Jason similar? No, I'm not. I'm only seventeen, so okay, well it used to be. Yeah, it is all right. I got the injury vote a month. I SI ago on my knee is kind of a trillion. It's kind of danged up. Um, I get bitten by a chick. Actually, maybe you can guess which one is is bad? Oh, I have no idea,

you know, I can't tell. I used the right one anyway, A little in the country, and I got a bunch of stuff that I it's kind of trying to keep up off her work, but it's kind of falling behind. I'm looking for someone to help me. Okay, it's a paying thing, but it's basically involved getting my stuff of the garden in process and some things like tomatoes and that kind of stuff. All right, I'm getting a phone call. I actually have to go, oh god, what the fuck?

I mean? That's a guy that eventually he tries that a bunch of times and obviously never it never works, or he tries it on a mentally ill person and they do it, but he's gonna murder her, and then he one about the murder because no sexually harass her. But no. Well, someone commented and said, uh, yeah, I have a farm with an empty storage container that I'm currently looking to lock someone up in. Are you interesting?

She's like, actually, yeah, that sound one of my acid vants has sprung a leaka do you know how to weld? That's another comment. These people are so funny on Reddit. Um yeah, and also, hey, girl, want to check out my gross knee, like my pussing knee that up in by a tick, like what is wrong with people? And also that girl, uh, teach our children to say leave me the funk alone. Dude, or like go get you

don't want to like elevated. I guess it's hard, I know, but there she's in a public place where there could be other people. But like, man, that is so the hanger. The hanger sounds add to the tension to oh yeah, I freaking yeah, I ever tried to pick up a girl in public? Like total ship to tone because obviously we would never do anything like that. But has there ever been an attempt to talk to a girl in

public that you had an attraction to? From afar and like, I'm going to say this right now, and you might not believe me. I don't think I've ever maybe not okay, silber, so sober, sober, not drunk. I've never hit on a girl in like a hitting no way in my life, that's I know. I mean, I believe you. I don't think I've never been at the gym and been like, oh, are you like lifting? That's cool? Like I love to lift a handful of times like that. But I think

it happens so often. I think it really put out a vibe of like, don't talk to me, and not that I'm like I'm the other girls are asking for it. I'm not saying that I just I just don't get it a lot. And I have to imagine it's not because I'm guys don't want to rape me, but um it's like but I'm talking about like just even just like I get it, just want to sleep with me. Um, No,

it doesn't. It's never. I'm almost offended that people don't do it more often because but I've I think I've done I've given my number to like God, I've like just gone up and like given my number and walked away back in my twenties a lot not so I mean sober. Yeah, and they never do. It's a good move though, because you're kind of like you're not really you're risking it without kind of risking it because you're

kind of like you're going forward. But if they don't call back, I know you did that at the hotel that one time. There was the bell man. There is a bell boy at the hotel. I just checked out of yesterday and I went downstairs and I had all my luggage in my room stacked up, and I had a tip on it because I was going to go down to the lobby and be like, hey, can someone go up and get it? And I go down and

they're like, oh, this guy can get it. And he rounds a corner and he's the most attractive person I've ever seen, maybe, And he's the bell boy and he's probably like twenty two or something like he's way young, but he's just gorgeous. I couldn't talk in front of all these employees at the at the front desk. I was like, I have um and I had to look at the ground. I felt insane. I was so it wasn't like I was like trying to be like flirtations.

I couldn't. I was too astounded by how attractive this person was, and I felt embarrassed to be in their presence, and I was like, it's, um my luggage is um up. I couldn't look at him. Have you ever seen someone so good looking you couldn't look them in the eye. Yeah, yeah, I think so. I can't like put my finger on it. But I've been around attractive enough people that are just like, oh, you're not even uh, you're not the same kind of person as me, Like there's two different kinds of people,

and you're in some kind of weird cheekbone. And I felt like he looked if I looked him in the eyes, he would know how much I felt he was hot, Like that's something in my My eyes might turn to hearts or I don't know why I couldn't make eye Conda because I thought he would know everything and it would be so embarrassing that this old woman thinks this guy is so cute. But it was. It was like I was a seventh grader and there was like a hot boy at the locker. Next it was so funny.

I felt like kind of alive again. I was like, oh my god, that's so funny. And then I was like, how does my room look? What did? I also don't expect it like it's your oh yeah, And he also just saw all here like rooms. He's like my dirty luggage. I'm like Curtius Crisiship. No. I mean, I was just and then it's like the people like not trying to fuck the bellhop? Or do they just try to suck the bellhop? Do we think we're better than the bell hop? I was like, this is a White Lotus episode season

to waiting day. This guy, this kid, I couldn't I've never seen someone just where they just walk in and I'm like a modeling acting. He was so sweet. It was just like a young maybe he was older than twenty two, but he was just nicety. He wasn't like like he thought he was cool. He was just like a sincere bellman. That was like, I'm sorry, I don't know you're He was like, what's your name again? Because they're all is tell where they're supposed to know your names.

But he didn't know my name. And I'm like, miss Glazer, it's Miss Robinson to you. It's funny, it's this makes me think of So last night I watched Euphori episode three with this past season, and there's a beginning episode. At the beginning of episode, it's about like these two high school boys that end up like following that they love each other, but they can't be together because it's

like the nineteen fifty or sixties or whatever. It's like an origin story for like one of the other characters, like the fathers whatever. Long story short, Oh my god, there's one guy, Like they're both extremely attractive guys that look like they're in their twenties playing high school kids whatever. But the one looked just like Brad Pitt, like like a young Brad Pitt. And I literally typed like, I

don't know why. I just had to google it. I had to find out look like Brad like looked like typed in You Know You four episode three the guy that looks like a young Brad, Oh my god. And it's just like so funny. And I found them on Instagram and I'm like going through it like it kind of looks like Brad Pitt, like like I'm like analyzing how hot he is? Does he look like Brad Pitt the same? It's so lame. Oh my god. The wormhole

I got into last night was so embarrassing. I was looking at some couple that is like, looks perfect, and I'm like, what are you doing? Its three? You should go to bed, And I was just like, oh my god, I'm so happy for them. They're really cute, Like, let's I want to hear what her voice sounds like. She's really hotty but she's got a weird voice. And I'm like and then I'm just like, god, they seem so happy, and I'm like, just go back to like, just get

off of this. And so I go back to Reddit and it's just a picture of a wart being dissected and I'm like what, and it's just it's just I'm in the subreddit awards like Looking, and I'm deep in it, like two years down looking, and I'm like, it just was such a quick reminder of like, who I am.

I'm the single mom with a U T I staying up late watching some couple being like they're not that happy, and then I go back to like me and my wort D. And then the next morning you go, hey, I gotta sleep in an extra twenty minutes because because that's what I was up late doing last night. It's ridiculous. We gotta go. Thank you for listening to podcast. We'll be here all week and all month, really in Mexico.

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