#162 White's Bottom w/ Carlisle Forrester

You know what? I was supposed to go watch my special with Chris and go over it. And he was like, I could do it a day, hang and do that, and then we could go take a break and then I come back and hang out at night. Um, And I said no, because I have my eyes set on a nap man. I got got just I got two naps in yesterday too. We shot at We had to wake up it early. I had to wake up ten to let the people into set up the shot. Then I got a nap in from eleven thirty to twelve

to eleven forty five fifteen minute. Then I shot a thing at twelve to twelve thirty seven, and I got a nap in from twelve fifty to one thirty. That was a pretty The two naps snuck in and in a very small window happens better than a full nap. It really was restorative. But I've I'm definitely nappen later today. I feel like I've been napping, needing a lot of naps recently. Let me just introduce our guest. She's here with us, Um, she's sitting in the chair next to me.

You can watch it on YouTube in a couple of days. Welcome to the show. UM, big longtime fan, longtime listener, listens to I think almost every show certified bestie. Here, certified bestie. It's Carlile Forrester. What's up? You can follow her on Carlisle Forrester on Instagram. C A R l I S l E Forrester. F O R R E s t E R. Hey, wait a second, my nephew's name is Forrest. Yeah I heard that Forrester. I didn't even think about it. How it's part of your name.

Did you get a lot of like Ron Forrester run? I got a little bit of that. Yeah, if I had a son, I'd probably name him Forrester because I'm I'm my mom's maiden name Carter. No, because it's because it wouldn't be well for some reason. Carlyle is my mom's last name, and I like that as a tum. Her real name is Esther, Esther, Carlyle. What's your dad's last name? Your Forrester? Do you no? I know, because you're gonna take your us Okay, carly is your mom's

last name. Her mom is a fair maiden. Yes, I know. But your mom's maiden name is Robin, Robin God. I wait, will you give me the first initial? G Gershwin, it's not far off sho think Jewish, green, green, black, No, it's greenspan, greenhorns. No with green green, thinking Jewish, greedy. There's many horrible names I want to say, but no, it's um even worse. It's a gendel. Gendel. Oh, I wouldn't have got which is actually Jewish? For I'll rob

you and and take your money and add interest. You know what you can tell is Jewish who makes anti Semitic jokes. That's like when you are watching TV when you see a comedian or someone like making Jewish who was doing an impression of a Jewish person the other day and it was pretty anti Semitic, and you go, oh, was he Jewish? Like we were just were like, oh, yes,

he's Jewish. I don't know, maybe he was sage. I guess it's like when you know, black people get to say d N word, and so Jews really lean into. Oh that's the Jerry Seinfeld thing of like, I think he just converted to Judaism purely for the jokes. Yes, yes, I think you offended as a Jewish person. No, it offends me as a comedian. Yeah. So And in Curb this year, there was the guy that ran the studio to Jewey and he just lead with jew like every

joke because Jewish. Yeah, because what it does if you're let's say you were Jewish and Elon is like that he makes everything. I'm not sure. And I think that's why he liked me initially, because he thought you were Jewish, so and who else I thought you were Jewish? He died thinking I was Jewish pilot at our last textic change and he said we were long lost relatives that were terminated in Europe or in Russia. And I was like and someone goes, oh, we thought you we Jewish,

and go that's what that means. I was like, damn it, I was last Google search, is Nicky Glade are really Jewish? I'm glad he died of thinking I think that makes you Jewish. If Bob said, if a if a male jew dies thinking you're Jewish, now it's got to be a female. No, that's that's only a few. Well that's the mother thing. I mean, it's all so stupid. Yeah, the mother has to be that Jewish um funeral ceremony.

Have you ever been to one, Carla? Not? No, not a Jewish ceremony of any sort, an induction on a dress. It was so beautiful. First of all, they did the Hebrew prayers um and they sang, you know, it's like huh like there's a lot of like you know, like but then might the Semitic thing I've ever heard? Then

they read it. Then they had the English version and read it and it took two seconds like it was the singing it and he would really I'm wondering, when you sing the cantor, Yeah, when the cantor sings, do they like take liberties with what becomes a longer thing to say. Yeah, it's kind of like the Star Spangled banner. Now people just make it their own. I mean, I'm wondering. To be honest, I fascinated to listen because they wrote it phonetically so you could follow it along with I

don't know, I don Yeah, it was cool. I liked it. And then, um, it was a short service to they didn't work around they're saying to prayers and then we're out, and then we go to the grave site and we each everyone at the grave site got to shovel some dirt onto That surprised me that you did that. I thought you were joking. No, it really happened that everyone

got to do it. I guess is it like a handful or an actual shovel shovel you I was kind of like intimidated because I had to put down my purse because you have to put some hev into it. First time that many celebrities have done hard labor for us. Can I have my driver? So you know it is it's touching. You know what, do you know why they do that? Why? Because it's the last thing that they can't do for themselves, the dead person. What about like engrave the stone and put it up. Yeah, I guess

that's the second to lat thing. Maybe that's already done by the time you put the dirt on. But no, it was really UM. I felt honored to be able to do it, even though it was incredibly it's pretty saying when you do it, it hits the coffin, it's it's it was. No, I didn't because I cried already so much. UM not during that. No, there was no

jokes made, you know, especially during the internment. But like the you know, the speeches people were making jokes, they were you know, some guy did a UM said like the top ten things he learned from Bob Saget, and one of them was, um, being famous is way better than not being famous. Another one was if you ever, um accidentally say, ah, what's it called? When you make a poop joke? Up? If you ever make a scatological joke in front of children, always follow it up with

with that was fucking wrong U Jewish jokes. And that's kind of the way Bob was. UM. But no, it was it was really touching. But I didn't cry that. I cried when you know, his daughter spoke and his wife spoke, but um, and a little bit at the party when you know, stay most was shared. They were just touching moments. But now not like it was just too there's too many standing. You know, Mary Kate, Nashley

Alston are right in front of me. If there's too much to take in and you try trying to stay centered, but there's so many people, like it was just it was a lot and it's yeah and I um, they were like, it wasn't many at the funeral. I was surprised. There was maybe like seventy and then the party hesitate to call the party, but it was like hundreds afterwards. So now could people choose not? Was the funeral like

a cap thing? Because I don't know. I got invited Jeff Jeff Ross told me about it because I asked him, and then so I just went. It wasn't like they checked your name at the door or anything. I sat. It was in the very last row. Outside it was actually beautiful. They were like birds chirping, and they had it all. They had a speaker outside and a screen so you could see what was happening inside. And it was a very small um what's it called? Yeah, yeah,

it was small. I didn't know it was. There was nothing about it that said it was like it was just a cemetery. It didn't seem different. I just shape or like the pews looked like Catholic pews. You know, it didn't look any different. Just you know, uh, first run in the mill there was a burning cross in the front yard. That's different. That's been happening a lot. He was madd No, it was. It was short and great, and uh, I love a short service anything a wedding funeral.

I could have kept going. I was. The speeches were really good and there was such a good sound. Bob would have been happy, because if I my funeral has like shitty sound and people can't really hear what's going on when that bothers me so much. When and people that give speeches talk like this and they don't know how to hold it because they're just not professionals talk like this. But you could hear everything so crystal clearly. It was really good and you can see it when

it's outside. There's you have to turn the speaker way up. I went to our you know, our friend R. Finlay's wedding and he had like a literally a hundred and forty five year old rabbi doing the service, and they gave him I don't even know if the speaker worked or the speaker was down where you couldn't hear one word. So it was just for like forty minutes just and everyone's like this. It was. It was really shitty. Did

he comment on it later, Yeah? Did our Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean he was probably embarrassed a little bit because it's like the one thing you need. It's kind of like a comedy show when the mic doesn't work and you're like really right, yeah yeah, what? Um so what was the like is the vibe like of of l a funeral different? Have you ever been to a regular funeral? Yeah? My grandma and uh friends you have been to I've been to funerals. Does it feel like people are like, so,

what project are you working on? Does it feel kind of like a networking I mean a little bit like the memorials afterwards that it was at Jeff richards House, who is one of the creators of full House and his house. This house was like a rented house that he just owns to rent out. It's two d dollars a month to rent. It's like you walk in it's like a Bachelor. It felt like you were at the Bellaggio, Like it's just so ordinate, big hallway, marble everything, big shark,

shark tank, Um, Barbara Lorie, Mr. Wonderful World. Yeah, there was like a fish tank that had like big sharky fish in it. So it's just like your well, this was the after service thing. Great food at that thing. Feels like you should not deserve the party unless you go to the funeral. No, because I think that it was funeral smaller for more close friends and just those who found out about it. Like I'm not I wasn't more like there was, That's what I'm saying, Like, I'm

just surprised that it was a bigger thing. It held more people, so it was like more people were able to and it was everyone was giving speeches. It was just like a free for all. It was great. Um was there a band? No, But you know, John Mayor and Chappelle got up and talked Um, John Stamos, He went on for a little bit, but not too long.

Now they the whole cast of Full House went up first like one but when I walked in, Stamos was on and then it was Um, Joey, and then it was um no, then it was a producer from Full House, and then it was and it was just you know, story of story. At some point we were in the back. I was wearing like shoes that were uncomfortable and we were starving, and so we went and got food and like sat out for Because we were in the back,

we couldn't really hear that well. It wasn't miked as well as a funeral, and so we missed out on a little bit. And then it came back in when Chappelle and Mayor were on and then Mike Young, his opener who I met when I was in Milwaukee, went up and um, just fucking killed. He's like, I have to follow Chappelle and he went up and he did really well. It was awesome. Um, but it was um yeah, it was it was. It was good. It was Yeah. I have a couple more stories from it, but I'll

save those for another time. But it was great. Yeah. But funeral do you remember, Carlile? The most memorable? The last funeral. I went to my grandmother's funeral and I got laughs. It was in Oklawina, Mississippi. He got laughs. What did you say this? Is why. Because the priest was giving the talk and like we all called my grandmother Nana, like everybody knows, and they get this priest that like did not know Nana at all. I don't know why they had her priest first, like he did

half of it. And then they called in some outside priest and this priest came up and he kept being like and Nana was a great woman, Nana lived a good life. We all loved Nana, and I just go Nana screamed it from the views and then everybody and then everybody was like, oh, thank God. And it was like that relief laughter because everybody was like looking around, you know, but I couldn't take I had to say it. It was like, dude, um, I was that same thing

happened at my grandma's funeral. They kept calling her Patricia, which is her daughter's name, and so they kept saying Patricia, like your first dog and your porn started such a common thing because like very commonly the priest will get the family wrong and they'll be like his wife so and so, but you can't get the name of the dead person, like that's the thing, her Patricia, And then what did you said? They were named Mard. No, I

didn't go it's a perfect I didn't yell Marge. I got up and I did a speech and I said that grandma was a badass, and everyone was like blasphemy in the Catholic church. She said us, Oh my god, oh my god, I remember we were in Um what did you go to? Your is your grandma having a funeral? She didn't have a funeral, she just had um like a thing on zoom, to be honest, And then we were supposed to do a party, but then everyone got COVID. So no, it wasn't really that touching. Uh, but yeah, um,

what do you call it? I remember my couple of funerals, but like one was my grandpa Henry. I was in the Greek Islands and we couldn't get to an airport fast enough, and we're like Grandpa would want us to keep getting hammer drunk and me and my older brother that's what Grandpa would have done, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he wouldn't wanted to fly. You toasted into him that night if you remembered to do so. Well, I think I did know by saying my grandpa died today, I

missed the flight. I can't be there really miss. That was the night we did the pub crawl and sell Pascy and from put on snorkeling gear. Grandpa, Grandpa would have wanted you to cock blocks for sure. I remember my grandpa's last words was I love Dawson. Just represent when you're in Dawston. He was always the Dawson head for sure. Uh yeah, and I you know, I just remember he climbed through my window in the middle of the night. Dude, do do dude? And we Yeah, but yeah,

that was the night we saw Paisy. I jumped in the pool. But I just remember, so I wrote a spell Grandpa wrong? Yeah, how did you spell it? A MP? Did you do? I'm guessing you anything. There was definitely a Tampa right. Oh. I would get anything to reach my met my cousin Billy somewhere and do email it. Yeah,

emailed it, find it. I don't know. Grandpa is like if you called your grandmother Graham and then you merged the name, like you know, they're the celebrity when they make them one word, that's what you thought of them as a couple. Yeah, they were Grandpapa, they were. I didn't have I didn't have typing grandpa and good did you mean grandpa? You googled it like it's gonna exist. No, No, I looked through my email. No, I just don't have like I think I had hotmail then, but yeah, I was, yeah,

something like hotmail. Let Grandpa's lie. They're not going to correct you on that. Love drinking, Miami Vices and Tampa. He was my rock, my lovely grandpa. Was his name rock? Was his name rock Rock? No? It was Henry. Okay, oh yeah, that's right. But that's what Henry would have wanted. It is so funny to be like they put it on them that that's what they would want. It's so funny.

I did that a lot with Bob, stuff of like, yeah, he would have want like I, well, I did it in the sense of like I don't want to go to this fucking party thing. I don't feel like being around all these celebrities. It's stressing me out. But like Bob would go to mine if he felt so so anxiety, he would still go to mine. So I was like, Okay, Bob would do this for me, so I got to

do it for him. Bob would not listen to his speeches and get food before everyone else totally what he would listen to a few and he go take a break, and that's what would But that's what I think bold. How do you spell Bob? The three bees? Bob is a great name. It is my cousin Bob, who was with me when I met with his name. He went by Bobber as a kid and I still call him Bobber, which was a fun name, had a cool vibe to him. He's very cool. And his dad's name is Tomer. I

grew up with this. I didn't even know. Wait, don't you have like I have? Well, my mom as a family of ten, so I've nine on her side and then two on my dad's side. Can you name to nine? Nancy, Jim and Michael, Julie, Tomas, Peggy, Wait, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie, Tomer, Peggy, Chucky, Talley, Bob, Mom and dad or something like that. Nancy, Jim, Michael, Julie, Tommer, Peggy, Chucky, Tally, Potty, Bob and Dad. And are you close with any of them? Well?

TV is my other uncle, n TV Bob. His name is Bob, but my dad gave him the nickname TV Bob because he should have been on TV because he was so funny. He literally is one of the funniest people ever, and so we call him Uncle t V. Um. There's Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie Tomers bunny Hair, Bunny Hairs. Then I have Uncle Blue, right, Aunt Satellite and cousin dish and I don't know, just naming all the times of ways you can get. And we just had a

new second cousin streaming about. He's young though, Oh my god, we will never forget our I pe baby quimby TiVo, Oh TiVo. He's on drugs now, but he's doing his thing. He's just you know, he's stopping when you're a young actor. He became big way too soon, too fast. Yeah, too fast. Um, but yeah, that's so funny. I mean, you don't really think about you as like white trash and then what what about Boba and Tomer and TV makes you think white trash? He because he's the only one family had

a TV sweezed. I'll go into his trailer. I'll fifteen of us and uh, Aunt Nancy would hold up the antenna's. We were not white trash, but we were like there you know, Catholic poor, but like, yeah, there's a little white trash in me. Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, but the word trash is so mean. Oh, I thought, have you been seeing this TikTok trend or like on Twitter when people want to make fun of white people are like, you know what people do They write y T for white.

They do that so that it doesn't get like so people don't google. I don't know. It's just to protect the algorithms so that people don't know what you're talking about white people. But it's white. Ty is white. I always thought it was YouTube, so it was like, oh, YouTube, Like I don't think it's white. I think it's whitey white. No, I think it's why. Yeah, like would be like ship wait eight with a T on them would be eighty wait, no, would be eights stories from Carlos. We'll come back with

those uh coming and we're back. Carlisle has been sleeping in your bed. That's what you just said. It's a little rocky, it's a little rough. I got nervous last night because I like, I like to sleep with the pillow like all around me, and there was a pillow on the floor that I think was in here that was made out of this like rough stuff. No, that's yours. That little those little I knew it. I picked them up with like the tips of my fingers that are

calloused so they wouldn't soak in any of that. Snuggled it for half the night because I just wanted like a fluffy thing to lay on. Poke up in the middle of the night, so itchy, and I threw that pillow down and I was like, god, why did I get that off the ground, Like what is it? And you know what you're You're like half asleep and you're like making something and I was like, I bet like this Luigi's pillow, it might have fleas And I was just like itching, But now know is you're come? Oh

my bad, No it wasn't. My comment was with you because the little ones, the little the dumplings, Yeah, they were so little. Where did you even get those? They are the size of like at that airplane pillow? Like, um that story the it's like Moogie or something like an Asian. I knew it was like one of those little tiny Asian stories and that was like little practical small things. Yeah, I love those stories. Everything is so

simple there. But apparently they're too small. Like my coffee table I bought, so that was like your sex proper. It's for one coffee. Yeah, it's a it's it's like a coaster. Yeah. I went up and saw his apartment yesterday. He was a great rug. Um, really cool new chair you got in that tiny little coffee table. But the coffee people is cool and I think it goes it actually works with what you visited my room for my apartment. Yeah, no,

it's nice. I like it a lot. Are you surprised with how adult it looks because you have an adult in there. If it was just you, I would be surprised. Good taste does not surprise me. Um, No, it looked great and um it's a it's a big it's a bigger space than I thought. And it's like, yeah, it's I think it's perfect for you too. Yeah, it's awesome. Did you that pillar I didn't come on, by the way, the square blue one? Yeah? Where do you come most of the time when you are finishing with your gal?

Can I ask them? You can ask it? Man? I sure? I mean wherever? Not an inner? Yeah, but like where just like on her though? Like or do you do it? On, like do you get a tissue or it's a fun time. It's not. I used to my girlfriend in college would make me put down a towel and then the come on the towel, which was just very embarrassed. It's very well because I'm emasculating. That emasculating had been through so much. It was something, well, it was multiple she would clean

the towel. It wasn't just the same towel over. Well, if it was at your place, it wouldn't be Oh yeah, for sure, I buy my towel would come already. Yeah, I got this is when I'm there's there's stiff, like the kind of the rugs you put in your car on the you know, well we all know the famous carpet story, and you would just wipe your common same. They moved finally one day and there was just a

slick spot where slick it was crusted over. But it looked like that you know when you drive on a highway and there's like that black road up ahead, it looks like shiny black and it's like a mirage. It looked more like my eyes when I wake up in the morning. Just crust, just so much crust and I think my mom. I was like, Mom, I think I was eating peanut butter and jelly jelly. Wait, so your white trash? Yeah? What watched The Tender Bar? The other not.

Have you seen The Tender Bar. It's on Amazon's bed Afflecks movie He's in So good and it based of a book. No, it is not so good. George Clooney directed it. It's just cliche. The whole thing is cliche. It's like a young boy who like is smarter than his white trash family and his mom believes in him. She's a single mother who's been abandoned by the father and the uncle's cool and he gets there is a bar. So I relate to that. Look, this thing's gonna win

Twitter Oscars. Okay, it is Wait, what is it a movie? It's a movie. It's a new ben Affleck movie. Amazon, Amazon, The Tender Bar. Yes, it just sounds like chicken tender. I don't know why it's like our tender No one knows, but it's the Tender Bar. But I said to Carlisle during it we were watching, and I was like, does

this remind you of your life? Because it's like a kid out of growing up at a bar kind of kids, always hanging out of the bar, and her family owned a bar since the early eight Yes, then the cool uncle. It's a bartender. God, he's so hot in this too. I'm the whole movie. I'm waiting when is he going to bang someone? I just want to see him passionately, like hook up with someone. He has sexual attention and he never gets away out. Why is he in a movie where he's not having sex up? You know, maybe

he just didn't want to paint his back. He's just like being a good uncle, but he has to get rid of that tattoo that yeah, no one wants that could but they could. They could probably paint over that tattoo. So you grew up in a bar car and grew up in a bar. It's been a lot a lot of time playing those games, all different kinds. We had a basketball game, so my dad would like open that up so the balls would just come roll back the whole time. Well, yeah, I don't stand in the cage,

which was cool. I could actually make the basket, and then you'd be in a cage like they always wanted you to be. They're like, yeah, go in that basketball game. Yeah we could see you over there. Uh, that's Tetris and was a big Tetris. Tetris came out and it was like a huge Tetris, Like he was so huge on the corner of the bar. I think they just had sing. I feel like the basketball game was just a milk carton in the back. Yeah. You like he

couldn't he couldn't rig to like stay on. So they would just give me like a huge sack of quarters for Tetris and I would just like play it endlessly like your iPad. Yeah, totally just have sack of quarters.

I just heard on the radio to day that Tetris has been known to if you get in a car accident and you played they you know, if you could have trauma and you play Tetris right away after the trauma, that which is weird to like hands when a game boy right after they've been in like a horrible cook like t boned and their leg is like, you know missing. I'm not white dress, I'm poor Christian Christian poor sounds so much Catholic poor, too many kids, So wait, so

what happens I didn't that's an alcoholic um. So yeah, people if people play tet Dress after a traumatic event, they don't have memories of the event, they don't have as much PTSD of the event because you know, and then this is another one of your weird stats are like it was on the Courtney Show today for Tuesday Tidbits,

So what happened? So someone gets horrible like PTSD and so then they grab Yeah, and then this at the BDS compared to people that would just ruminate on it and write down what happened to that would be any

video game or just Tetris is that they found. And it kind of makes sense because when you close your eyes after playing Tetris a lot during the day, see a Tetris and it doesn't happen with like you know, today on the Quarty Show, Courting was like, oh, it doesn't happen when I played Candy Crush, but when I

play Tetris, I see it. And it's like that is interesting that Tetris can kind of just like get your mind off things in that way and kind of rewire your brain to because trauma actually has a physical manifestation in your brain. I mean, it's not just it makes sense because you know that's emotional, and then Tetris is like the most analytical thing you can. You're just literally putting together squares. It's like a puzzle. I bet your puzzle.

Whenever someone starts telling me about their molestation, I'll just go, oh my god. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like it's triggering because that would remind me in my childhood of when it happen. So I don't know. Well, I mean, I think it depends on what your relationship to Tetris is. But I'm just saying a game like Tetris will get people to listen. It's the only way I got through. I like Snood too. Oh yes, Snake was cool got me.

That's how I got called cheating in college. Oh yeah, because you were playing Snake after you already entered that is, so you too, just like quickly do something. He had all the answers to a test already that we're in his calculator, and then he put them all in like he didn't even mind, like he was doing the like how long it might take someone who did not like who did the test. He just quickly filled out all the answers and then uh wait, he decided to wait

the rest of the time and play Snake. And so the professor saw and was like, there's no way you're done, and he's like either he's coming up with some weird equations left, left, right, this is. This is Andrew Colin works. Yesterday, we got lunch because we were having doing the thing with a bunch of cameras around us, and they bought us lunch, and we got our lunch, and Andrew quickly got his and went up to it or went down.

Let me just make clear, he went down to his apartment and um, the woman that gave us our lunch came back and was like, I forgot to give Andrew his sauce. He has no sauce, so he's just eating like sauceless food, like sauce on the side food. And it was already three minutes after Andrew had left, so I said, I don't even worry about it. He's already eating. There's no way that he goes this doesn't have any taste.

I'm not going to keep eating it until I get the right amount you and I texted you and I was like, Grace is bringing you sauce and you were like, it's okay, don't worry about it. I go. I told her you already ate it and you were like already dead, I know. And then she brought it. I put it on and I was like, it is better, so much better it is. I mean, but it had sweet potato beans chicken and had things inside it, I know, but

sauces everything. You just for like, yeah, I just didn't want to come back up nine floors and we both live in the most annoying apartments ever. They're so far away from the elevator, and I was just like, I don't need me so today. Yeah. Also, we only had thirty minutes between whatever. So wait, so you grew up in a bar. What's the most redneck thing? A lot

of chicken tenders. She grew up on tenders. I like the idea that you got these quarters and then it just went back to the bar and then they just recycled them. Yeah. Wait, so what's like the most like red nicky thing that you can remember? Um, what was your first car? My first car wasn't red nicky. It wasn't a Zuzu Trooper. You know, this is the Catholic They don't even make those anymore. I'll randomly see one sometime I'm like, oh, this is my high school car.

But it was great. I had like a huge sunroof. We could all like hang out a cheerleader. She won state. Yeah, popular, Well it was it was both. It was I thought you were like the hot girl that everyone hated. So I got bullied my ninth grade year and then then I made up with all my friends, like each girl got there was always a girl that got bullied ninth

grade because my tids exploded over the summer. Didn't have enough money for a complete new wardrobe with these new tids, so I was wearing like really tight stuff and like all the older girls were just like, she's a slut. Look at that little whore, and they wrote slut on my locker. Like one day after lunch, I was like I left the cafeteria and they were all these older girls following me, like the juniors and seniors, and I

was like, why are they following? It so weird And they were going, Carly Forrester is a hork because they used to go by Carly because kids can't pronounce Carlisle in the South. Uh, And they were like, Carly Forrester is a whore. Carly Forster is a slut, and just like saying that really loud, and I was like, what the funk? And then I got to my locker and it said slut really big on it. Oh my god, the the assistant principal coach. How rest in peace? He loved me so much. Yes, he died and he was

so sweet and he loved me so much. He had that painted over I think in twenty minutes. Yeah, like he did. He was such a good man man. So sad? Did you cry? God? Yes? But you know what I told my mom and she cried so hard, and that's when I was like, Okay, I'm never telling you anything again. Like I felt so bad for it made her so sad. It made me strong. I lived through that made you played after did you want her to do? Like? Isn't that nice that she was sad? What did you make

it about her? No? It was no, it was so nice, but I just felt bad, like it made me hurt all over again to see how sad it made her and my two I had two, You were failing her, Like I had two friends that were sophomores, so they were one year older than me, and they always drove me to and from school, so they were there with me and they were like we got her, miss Pat, We're not going to let that happen again. And then like we were all just like telling her that it

was going to be okay. Yes, all that. So, so when you do you have a lot of rednecked parties. They're like out in the woods, like just on a trunk listening Jason Aldean or something. We okay Jason Aldean, Remember when we're saying nineties country together. Yes, yes, that's what we did in high school. We would go out

to this place called White's Bottom. There would be a bonfire and we would drink and it was why I just think it was white like the color it was, why it was w y a t t and just everybody pronounced it wrong, Yes it was, and it was like it was say l a w y e er lawyer law she said last night. She goes, well, you can do the laws. Showed up and I go the lar. She goes Lars called her. That's what you're saying, her friend, Jamie. She goes, well, she guess what did you hear that

Lars called her? And now she's going to get a settlement. She goes large and I go the Metallica Lars and I go Lars Lars. Yeah, Laws and The Real Girl, The Good Girl. That movie is so weird. Did you ever see and the Girl? Isn't that Ryan? Ryan y No? Ryan, people are screaming it right now. Ryan the hot one, the one that everyone loves. Yeah, he's literally and everything. He's like the most the notebook you were always talking about Ryan, Ryan Reynolds. No, that's that's going. Yeah, your

mom's maiden name. Listen, you gotta get blanking live. We gotta get to the news. So let's do we all go down to white bottom, White bottom, Wat's bottom. Oh man, man, what a what a great day. It's Tuesday, folks. You know what that means. It it's Tuesday. We got car Nile. What's your middle name again, Esther Carlisle is my middle name? Oh right, Trooper, But it's no, that is my middle name. My first name is Esther Nikki Wait. I don't even

know if they make a Zuzu's at all anymore. I don't think they do, not even yet, so that yet they do. My my my name. My cousin just had a paper. She's making them still. One of my cousins has so many fucking kids, dude, she has like seven or eight kids. I can't keep I see a picture my friend sent me a picture that my friend, my my other cousins sent to the other day of her family, and I just was like, I thought it was the duggers. I thought he was sending me a picture of the duggers.

It was like, I cannot believe how many kids my dog cousin has. It's so wild. I'm making up for all the ones you're not gonna have. That's true, you're fine with your family tree keep going like no Glazers dead. But it would be even if I had a kid, you know, like I would unless I have a kid as a single mother. That's kind of like it's kind of resting on my shoulders. You should be able to

have both names. I know, well, you could do hyphenated, but then what if my daughter who's named Glazer Reynolds or Gosling Glazer Gosling. What if Glazer Gosling then marry someone who wants who is hyphenated who wants and then they have a baby and then it has to be Glazer Gosling. Uh Phillips Houston. You know what they call those what lawyers? Right? Those are lars alright. First stories about a hacker. Hacker nineteen, that's his age, all right.

He takes control of more than twenty Tesla vehicles in ten countries through a flaw on a third party software let him unlocked doors and windows, start the cars without keys, disabled security, spy on the drivers. I'm sure, dude, maybe due to far because all all Teslas can fart. We learned that from an Uber driver because Kyle Kyle getting car farted. And then we got in an Uber in Monterey to go to our show and I did not feel like talking to the Uber driver. And Andrews like, Tesla, Okay, hey,

is this thing fart? And I hope. I just looked at my goat. No, we're not doing that. I'm not gonna be here in part Sounds of the Way show because I was working on my notes and the guy goes, I'll tell you something. All Tesla's fart. He goes, because because Andrew goes, I think one of my friends he has a Tesla, couldn't fart. He goes. Plea's lying to you because every Tesla is capable of parting. It's like the new women don't fart? Oh women, All women named

Tesla fart um. The amazing thing about this is this guy he wasn't like trying to be like a piece of ship. Like he reached out to Elon Musk and was like, hey, here's a flaw in your system. So I wonder if the guy he should get a job. To be honest, I mean, I think he will probably get a job or murdered. Seriously, Hill commits suicide by

getting run over by a tested self. The Tesla played like Tesla's farted, Like you know what, sometimes too far because you're holding one in and you like go to pick up a box or something, you beend a weird guy like you bet an angle. It runs over a person, it's and it's like embarrassed as my legs broken. Yeah that was the worst. I look bad that day. That would be cool. They'd call it tesling. Oh man, I yeah, I farted during the Presidentiary Award. Yeah, and just was

on the third one. I farted so loud. I did five sit ups in a minute or two minutes because yeah, that was there and someone was holding my feet. I feel bad now. Some people say they want to go back in time and like who killed Kennedy or like go back and I just want to witness that moment. That's the only thing it is. And you looking at the window crying writing what was great? Too? Is like like it was a month before that I farted in class,

but I sneezed. I snarted, and I blamed Kareem Basali to this day, I blamed Kareem for I go, There's no way I could art and sneeze. And everyone bought it. Everyone bought it. It's like opening your eyes when you're sneezing. You're like, it's it's like your belly while you're beating the ship out of a dog. What got dark? Okay? But yeah no, but this hacker stuff like have you

seen catch me if you can? So that guy after he got arrest and got out of jail, ended up like working for the FBI because he was catching people that can do They used the criminal because they're the ones that can beat the system. I mean, I'm have you seen the movie, Charus? Have you seen it? Chars? Have you seen it? Chris Noah, what's an award winning documentary about? Yeah, cycling? I want to know we're trying to get through it. Why does this movie to test it? Well?

I wanted to watch the movie because I love documentaries and I this thing won an Academy Award or maybe an Emmy over my friend who produced the Jim and Andy, the one about Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman. He said that they got beat by Charus, and everyone that was in the van with us was like, well, Charus was fucking great. And so I've been watching a Chris and I don't. I am so sick of documentaries that are

made by guys that think they're cool. Documentary by a dude is like and they're like acting like they're doing it nobly. They really just want to be in camera and be like quirky, like they're supposed to be behind the camera. But now we're forced to watch this person like in front of the camera being like a little bit like inquisitive and you know, just like questioning things. And does have a good story. It's about a guy who wants to do doesn't take a regular guy, takes

steroids under the um like a god. Not in that sense at all. It wasn't so he wants to be in the Tour de France. No, it's the there's this huge it's Tour de France. On steroids. Literally, I mean literally, but it's like tour to France for people who are insane, Like it's like all the hardest parts of France in one thing, and they don't test, they don't test for it. But he wants to see like how much he can change with the steroids, and he wants to see if he can beat all of the piss tests, like to

see how Lance Armstrung did this. So then he's like using this Russian doctor that ends up being like, uh, fired from the It's just I don't understand why it's interesting. I don't get what the stakes are. I understand that this guy now is being like, you know, it's kind of like the guy that named McDonald's every Day. I love that one. But that's that's the thing about McDonald's. You can eat McDonald's every day and not gain weight. Look at me have bad like but you just the

problem is people eat too much of it. If you eat a normal amount of McDonald's, a normal amount of McDonald's, I feel like they will face one big No, it's not good for you. But I'm just saying you won't be fat if you eat. No, they're eating big amounts tolories of McDonald's a day. You're not going to gain weight because it's not but you're you're gonna have terrible cholesterol and have heart disease and all this. It's bad for you, but it won't make you fat. Just stick

to the happy meal. Yeah, I mean that's a fashion inside the calories. Yeah, but it'll clog your heart, but it's not gonna make you fat. Bad fat doesn't make you fat. It's eat because they eat. So what did they get at McDonald that super supersize it? Yeah, and then they also on top of that, they get and they eat all during and it's empty. It doesn't make you actually feel full, and so you keep eating. And it has sugar and salt in it that makes you

crave more. I eat it a lot. That surprises people. Yeah, but she like, but I'm just saying, like it doesn't register in your head, like, oh this is bad for me. It's sometimes and I'm really hungry. What's your order? It's satisfying to me. It always tastes the same. It's like Starbucks, no matter where you go, it's there. I get a happy meal. I love this, that's it, and you happy. Keep those I mean, it's something, what do you get?

What happy meal do you get? Um? So I get the cheeseburger happy meal, but sometimes I'll also get a four piece McNugget the side because I like a variety. So I like a little bit of things, but like different things. Yeah, you're not gonna gain if you eat a happy meal three times today, you're not going to get happy. That is the amount of calories you should be having. We should be I bet you if you go back to nineteen sixties McDonald's cheeseburger, it goes It's

like a taco bell taco. They disappear in your mouth. I know, but that that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's not actually good food. But if you eat it in in portion, if you eat two thousand calories McDonald's, you're not going to gain weight. Because that's how my bar he had a bit on he was on Fallon recently. He's talking about how he's at McDonald's and a guy like recognized him who was on a road trip, and he's like, yeah, on a road trip to stop and

buy what about you? He's like, I live And he was googling diabetes because his friend said because you've been having some like whatever physical He's googling diabetes in line at McDonald's and I wrote him, I was like, that's like googling AIDS at a at a brothel. But like, yeah, I don't know. It's just really funny to think, like I get Chick fil a all the time. I mean the same thing. Yeah, for some reason in your mind, No, you think chick fil A's healthier, and I know not

though it's the exact same thing. It's just more expensive. Taco Bell me up though I tried to talk about my last road drink. It's bad for you. It's so quick. Yeah, it's not me. Taco Bell is like rat meat. I mean, I'm sure McDonald's is to worry about like heart disease in my cholesterol because I don't eat. I eat very healthily, but um, do you guys think about that? Like I'm not trying to be like I don't have to worry about it. I'm wondering, like, register when you eat? Because

I don't eat fried foods. Ever, does it register like this is bad for your like cheese and lots of Like, honestly, do you think of us? Because because do you think about that on the podcast about the fried food thing. And I have been really trying to eat more salad like this now that I've been here, if you noticed that, I've been eating like tons and tons of salad. But first of you, what I eat more salad? Yeah no, but most people go, I'll eat more salads. No, no,

what we need a judgment on this. I think both work, to be honest. Yeah, salads like our portions, like single portions are salads, but salad in general, I've been eating more chicken. Like if you were eating more chicken sandwiches, you'd say chicken. You wouldn't say I'm eating more chicken sandwich, but you would say I'm eating more chickens and say I'm eating more chickens. I get that, But I think with salad, salad, any kind of lettuce or like a chair.

I don't know that story. Oh it's amazing how we can get from Tesla's to say I am worried about my heart. By the way, yeah, because my everyone in my family have had heart attacks and I've had minor heart Eat more salade. Die. Twenty year old beauty blogger claims that using semen as face cream is the secret to glowing skin. Nicki's been doing this for years, and she's been trying to get the word out. No, it's my secret. You guys, don't give it a word. Cheap, homemade, alternative,

too expensive products, products are too expensive. She called her friend on FaceTime, Hey, can I get your semen? She puts the semen with lotion and she's been using it on her face she put on trying to get followers. I mean, there's no way you get semen on your

face a rise. It kind of like pulls it back, almost like those, um, those face masks that used to Like I put on a faceman sesterday, I felt like someone came all over me, dry and it pulls you exactly what you're saying, But that doesn't mean it working. Just because it dries and pulls your face like that doesn't mean it's doing what you need it to do. But why wouldn't it work? Like my thing? Like what

is in there? Like a lot of these things have like foreskin of babies or whatever, right one of them. I don't think that there's four skin and calm. I don't know. I mean, like I think there would be science behind it if calm was really good for your skin. They wouldn't just I think this is a ticktiker trying to get falls. I'm great skin. I don't know if it's a filter or what, but it's probably a filter, because men can never tell when they're filters. They always

they think everyone has great skin. Men need to be a lot more discerning. I mean, is an amazing photo. I mean, look at this. Yeah, that's a filter. Look, I'll give it a try. I'll use it on my elevens. I that's the part you want tight, I just a little. I didn't get any out. Yeah, I'll report back. I mean, I'm not going to be able to get a steady supply of it for a while because but I want

all of it every time my yeah to swallow it. Yeah, my stomach is glossy and shiny and yeah, um no, I don't want to like I don't when I have sex. The final part is like a fun part. I don't want to hold out a jar and like screw on the top and put it in my little refrigerator in my bath. That's exactly where she keeps hers, a little tiny fridge right in the fridge. Why thank you? That reminds you of this Icarus movie. They're just freezing piss. My girlfriend was like, hey, I want you to come

from my face. It is like, it's pretty intense to hear that, to be like, I want your come from my skin. Care do you like it? I mean, it'd be helpful if mom helping her. I don't know if might come after I eat Chick fil a. You're going to break out, you know. I don't want to come on my face outside of a sexual thing. You know how like when your horny come on your face is like a great idea, but when you're not, Yeah, it's ridiculous, gross, wild. But what are we putting on our faces? Like, what

are in those face masks? It's it's it's my dermatologists come. Nicole called back to the thing that wasn't on the show, but you'll see it on something we taped. Maybe probably not the next story, all right, women snaps a selfie on top of her Wow. Speaking of car crashes. Rapidly sinking car after crashing through the ice of a frozen Canada river while Good Samaritan's Russia savers. So this girl cratches her car and is standing on top of it, taking a selfie of her car going into the lake.

I'd probably do that because you're like, I'm gonna be rescued. This is insane. This is gonna be a funny picture, like what she supposed to do? Just sit there. I guess it is hilarious, but that wouldn't be standing up. I mean that seems like a very risky situation to be standing and sit, and I'd still take a picture. I don't think there's anything wrong with taking selfies when something horrible is happening. Look, it's horrible, that's her horrible thing.

If it's something horrible to someone else, if her baby was strapped in the car seat and that thing, I think that would be inappropriate. But I mean she seems to have a handle on things. Yeah, selfie handlestick. See her selfie picture of that. That is hilarious. I mean it's very funny. But I do think it's just like it just shows where we are, I know it society of like oh I got stabbed, like we want like like your car is literally I wouldn't take a self

because I wanted likes. I would just be like, it's hilarious that my car is doing. This has already happened, It's happening. I just have to wait for it to go under. I mean, what was she gonna do? I mean, I don't yeah, you just I don't know. Just everything. It's not sinking. It looks like it's like stuck that way, So I feel like she's she's on a sturdy car. But but you're right, I don't think that I would think to do that. Believes charged her with one kind

of dangerous operation of a motor vehicle. So it doesn't help your case if you're in front of a judge and it's like, oh, so after you accidentally crash your car, put it on TikTok. You know what I mean? At good point, Yeah, that's not gonna help you. You you think a lot about likes. I'm just thinking I want to capture it to show my friends and be like, isn't this wild? You would definitely post it. Yeah, but I'm not thinking about like people are gonna think about content.

You think about content. It's funny, but I'm not like, oh this is people are gonna like. I don't think about likes. You think about content, which equals I think about like, oh this is in this thing, and I want to show people something that's interesting, but I'm not like this will get me likes? Do you know what I'm saying? The difference between that of like this is something entertaining for the math is I have to document this because what I say, I mean, I think that

goes hand in hand. I think a funny thing. You pay attention to likes is what I'm saying. I pay attention to the first ten minutes of likes, and then I don't care anymore. And then you were racing if it's not doing so well, and then I killed yeah, and then I cut my wrists and then I found that while I'm in a car, I just don't think about likes ever, Like yesterday, I had to go into my Instagram and so you were saying that you were

getting shadow band, so you obviously pay attention to life. Know, people told me that I that I was shadow band because I wasn't showing up. I would have never noticed. And then I started paying attention, but I truly wouldn't have noticed. Truth touche. Let's go to break and come back with a Reddit dub. Why do I care? Oh? Yeah, why do I care? Okay, Andrew, why do I care? Why do I care? Why do you care? Picture justin Oh picture picture justin Land jokes about coordinating outfits with

model wife Kate Upton on Instagram. We may or may not have coordinated these matching outfits, and by we I mean Kate relined equipped. Um, how do we feel about matching with your spouse? And match and we don't talk about it? And that's really fun? Actually yeah, I think it's cute. But when on purpose it's a little it's kind of there's that couple that's like, I'm wearing makes you two have fun? Like I think it's like whatever can bring some spice to a relationship that's a monogamous,

years long, committed thing. If you're goofing around together and something's fun to you, just do it. I think it's sweet. I see a lot of people making fun of the matching Christmas pajamas and I love it. Yeah did you do? Yeah? Yeah, you've done. No shame. I think the Christmas tomas are stupid because you can only wear them once, you know, I mean that's the rule. What's the rule? I mean it feels stupid. I think people are trying people putting

on their faces I mean more than once. I actually brought mine here because I thought it was gonna be Oh my god, Carlole thought she was walking into a tundra as seriously going to like do some studies of penguins and an aren't. Because this is what I thought. I have so many furs and hats and like this leg warmer look is my thing while I'm here in St. Louis, because I just I felt like it was gonna be cold and you were going to be used to it and cranking the A C the whole time, yeah, which

I am. I mean like she turns it up to like seventy four sometimes and I won't out here it is. I'm just like, how would you sleep with that? I sleep with it fifty nine in my room. I like it to be outdoors cold and bundle Yeah, so good. We never really found the right thermometer, yeah or no. Yeah, I keep it around. Yeah, that's the right time. Just when you sleep, do you sleep in like long clothing and then you also have it to seventy four like you like it to be hot in the room hot

in that. I have sleep in long clothing because my boyfriend is like you, and he went to crank up the A C. Like he sleeps with a c blaring, and I like the white noise too, because you grew up in a barn in Mississippi, because you know, we didn't have a door on that barn. And I sleep you know, the boxed wine seller back in the I just slept on the box of um. Okay, yeah, I don't mind up Kate Upton and that justin Verlinda. I'm always kind of jealous of the relationship. They seem really cute.

I mean they're very successful and hot, gonna be hot. Um alright, guys, let's get it to redd it dumb karaoke mode. This is your red alrighty, let's see what we here. Saved lemon, Look, lemon, look lemon? Look where the hell is this? Okay? All right? Um oh, this was really funny. So this girl was doing a TikTok

and then her boyfriend was like walking. She probably lives with her boyfriends, a young girl, she's probably like twenty, and her boyfriend interrupts her TikTok to like say something, and it's just like shows they're kind of cute relationship and like she's getting a kick out of him. Okay, so she's about to do like some kind of dance and she's like, this is for all my girls or something. Okay,

so this one is really for the girls. Okay, so what are you and either yeah, okay, I'll keeping trying. He's outside the door out the other night and the bag, trying to tell me there was a hundred in there, which means the bag and I'll tell you what it looks like about So if I find out that there's only like, send me some roles in that bag, we're calling tokyo strongly word besses. He eats it all of that without knowing she was filming. He's just like, and

they're not they're not good enough factors. I watched it twice to like check and break it down. Yeah, and people in the comments will always kind of bust it if it's fake, and no one did, so that would make me think she had a guy over she ate thirty six. Oh well you should see her answer and she's like, no, I didn't. And he's like, but he's just cute that He's like, that's what he's keeping tracking And she and I liked it because she got a

kick out of how cute he was. And she's just like looking at the camera as he's talking, knowing she's capturing it, being like because he's like, because I'll tell you what, there's less than seventy in there. Um. This is from suspiciously Specific. This is the subbreddit suspiciously specific, and that's when someone has you wanna try to say that. Um, this is when something is just too specific and it's funny. So this is a tweet for my guy named Mark Leidner.

Each morning, I put one uncooked ravioli in a thermos, I pour hot water over it's steeping it like tea, and then I drink it all day at work. I work at the White House. At the end of the day, as I take the last sip of the tea, the soft gravili slides into my mouth and I eat Those guys works in the White House. It seems like something that like just it's during Trump era. Having a ravioli just sit on the bottom and then just slide down

like an oyster. It's like a human noise. It's like, yeah, okay. This is from the subrenit psychology and it says, yes, your dog can understand what you're saying. To a point graduate student working on dogs scent detection abilities, says this, and then, um, a really interesting thing I found within the subreddit is that, um, most people go seeing as we all agree that dogs are highly empathetic and intuitive. They understand a lot more than just what one is saying.

Sometimes words are not even necessary. And then this was interesting. Dogs and humans co evolved together. Dogs can read a lot of human body language and facial expressions from birth. Dogs are one of the only animals that watch our faces for cues. There was a study done that I read about a few years ago where puppies would follow a human's eyes human humans eye gaze to determine where

a toy or treat was hidden. There has also been research showing that humans can differentiate between different barks and can tell if a dog is excited or distressed. I definitely can tell when a dog is like fucking scared. Dogs and humans both had an impact on each other's development. I think that's very interesting. And dogs are one of the only animals that look you in the eye and that you can go over there and they'll you like, look at something and they'll look in that directly the

impression over there. No, no, we won't even have to say it. Yeah, they're yeah, well it's a podcast. Well I think like dogs know, like if you're on the couch and you don't want to be talked to, they know, like they'll go on lay on their beds. You just have to kick them real hard and they get it. They can your body language when it hits them. It's interesting.

How um And someone said, um, there was a study recently this was really cool that found dogs can tell the difference between their native language, a foreign language, and a gibberish language designed to sound like their native language. So if I was just like but I hadn't a good a little like like something that sounded like that didn't sound like it, but it sounded like English. You know those things that sound like what English would sound

like if you didn't speak English. Have you ever heard that? But yeah, kind of like that. Well Luigi knows Gibberish. Did they go into the goolulu? That was a bad one, look at them. But it is interesting when you remember hearing that dogs were the one of the only animals that look you in the eye, and it really is like that look to you for and oh no, I heard that they are the only animals that can understand a point, and we'll look towards a point that you do.

I mean, anytime I think about this stuff. Dogs help blind people walking. But but cats don't follow a point. Squirrels won't follow a point. Other aunt birds won't follow a point. Like to point out something and have the dog look and know that you're sick, that's a pretty incredible thing. My dog that I have now is the first one I've ever had that watches TV. That's so she legit watches TV. And if something's too violent, we have to turn it off because she's watching it, and

she does. She respond, I gotta show you videos your dog does have humanizing Yeah, your dog, it must be the humanizing. Did Bruno watch TV? Ever? Noah, I don't think he did dogs on TV? Yeah, he has your dog. Your dog knew when a TV if he saw a TV dog. That's cool. I wish Luigi watch TV sometimes because he's just like staring at a pillow and I'm like, dude, we got back right up here, Like you could be entertained by like moving shapes and colors that watch that.

But she likes to watch stuff about animals on those nature shows and all kinds of stuff and she's so entertained. Well there's a dog channel. Um, this is the girl. Uh. This is from hole up h O l u P. It's where something at the end of the video was like wait what and this girl, um reminds me of myself. This is a joke that I would have made. But she's sitting in the backseat of her car and her dad is asking her what did you just say? And

her mom's driving. She's a teenager. Did you say everyone in this car has been insided you're at one point or another. She's just like, everyone in this car has been insided you're at one point or another. You would say to you something that I would say when I was thirteen, and everyone would just be like, nicky, why would you say that? Like your sister's reaction to she's like, oh my god, you're crazy. Yeahs like why would you? And her dad's just like giggling. Um, let's see, what's

a great family. I'm jealous of that family, right. I picked this one for you, Andrew. This is from subreddit dating girls have tried a massive dick and an average dick? What do they feel like? For measurements? Massive being eight plus inches, average being five and a half six to six and half inches, Like, what's the difference? Do you prefer one at at all? Do the styles differ at all?

Asking for a friend that um someone said, I feel I've had a pretty good range of dicks I've enjoyed, but ultimately I think I'm gonna land on the best sex I've ever had has been with someone with an average size. For a few reasons. Number one, with a huge one, only so much of it is useful. After that, it's extra, and it's extra like that's likely to get smashed into my cervix. Also, I got considerably more uties

with large ones too. With an average size, I can enjoy the fact that he's all the way inside of me and it doesn't hurt, purely pleasurable. And the fact that he's all the way inside of me and I don't have to feel fearful of it makes a huge difference. Any comment. Have you had a huge, massive dicks? Yes, And I feel like it's stretching you out for the next guy that you're going to date that's not a player, because guys with huge dicks always have like a big ego to go with it. I feel like, oh so

they're not. They're not someone that you're going to be with their fun boys. Yeah, they're stretching you out for no reason because they're not going to date you. But do they really stretch you out? Can you really feel a difference, Like what do you feel? What's the difference you feel? No, it's probably not. I just I've only add big, you know, huge dildos in me and it feels great, but it's like it's it's painful, So it would be hard to have that all the time for

penetrative sex. It would be something that I would be like, this needs to be a special occasion, final thought. But also guys with tiny dicks, like I wouldn't want to date that, and not even about the size. It's again the ego that goes with it, because my caro pinis person has a micro penis personality. But they shouldn't. I think we change the culture about it. If they don't grow up hating themselves because of it, we won't deal that.

That won't be the fact if everyone can just like who they are and not feel so insecure about it, or if the guys with the huge dicks aren't so cool and have to be like shit because of a big dick, which I just feel like just comes with it in my experience. And I don't know, I don't know. I mean, i've I guess i've I don't remember dicks really that well, but I do know that I love the idea because I remember thinking a guy had a big dick, and then I talked to someone who looked

up with him and she's like, no, it wasn't. That was like really but gigantic. No, Like I just I just guess I didn't have much of a reference. But I will say that I am very interested in like fisting and like having a lot of things up there, like seeing how far, like stretching, like and I never thought I would be because I hate lending my like sweaters to friends that I think might stretch them out,

Like I hate getting sure stretched out. I don't want to have a kid because I don't want my stomach stretched out. But for some reason, down there, I know it can snap back pretty easily, and there's just something about like getting there. I never thought fisting would be something I'd be interested in it or like would ever want to achieve. I've never done it before, but like it's a lot of the porn I watched, and I remember a lesbian friend of mine telling me that she

fisted her girlfriend and it was like the biggest orgasm. No, I've asked for it. I'm on my own. Believe I'll get there. But it's that's not that's the thing. You have to work your way up to. Yeah, you can't. That's the problem. A lot of porn they just have an right away. They just fist her right away, and it's like it comes after you come a lot like you gotta like really relax to be able to like like you have to have like an epidural to get it,

so you can't just go right in. And I think that, um, it's something that I'll work my way up to, but I think it's so hot and I never would have thought that was hot. But it's not. But it's not because I'm like I need something bigger. It's just like fun once in a while thing. I guess it depends on like how big their fist is. No, I mean everyone has like a guy has like a pretty normal site, like I want maybe a girl fist like that is

not that big. You're going thumb in, yeah, you go like or you go like this that that is not that big. I would probably be able to take that today. Yeah, you can take that today. I have a pretty small like I could definitely fist myself. You can take a nap after, but a fist is this. This is like trying to get coins. Also depends how far you go up the arm, like some people can go to the elbum. Well, that's when it's hitting your service. That I really related

to that, like something that's going too deep. I don't like deep. I'd rather like wide than deep. I saw something that I googled and stayed up all night searching. But no, no, that a women's vaginas are actually built for five and a half inches, like naturally, that's what the vagina is built for, not for anything more than that that. I type that in specifically, and then number five point six four. No, I might think I've figured it out. I did the calculation. Your dick is longer

than six inches. Yeah, that's a big dick that it isn't isn't six like long? I think six average. I think I'm I measured it the other day. What I need is more blood. I need more. You need a new ruler if you're measuring your dick, get a ruler that's made in China. Yeah. No, I mean, I just I could use some more somewhere, with some more blood. I'll tell you what you do. I've I've had where you put like a smaller dildo and then you put your dick with it and you get double pen with

your dick, and that it makes a joy. I mean, that makes a massive one. Sometimes I'll throw a finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll bring a couple of friends to the party. Yeah, you know, David, he's got a he brought some fuking natty lights. Yeah. I don't think I was a little reluctant to tell my guy, like, um, I couldn't want to get fisted someday. But also like, and I'm not really like, I don't want to be ruined. But there's ways to do all of these things and not ruin you.

I mean, women have babies and no one goes, oh my god, she's such a fucking horse, she's at her pussy'll stretch. I mean I say that, but well, a baby is way bigger than a fist, by the way, way bigger. No, I know, but you're not calling women to have baby's horse should because they had sex for sure, And no, I was just confusing. You definitely know growing up you're like, oh my god, you got fisted, like fisted for summers. Yes, yes it does. And so I'm

pretty reluctant to even admit that I maybe knuckles. I want to get knuckled. I want to That sounds that's harsh too. Maybe, um, I want to get fispounded in my No, that would I want to get you punched? No, what's the game in? Um? What about like monoed or something like another word for hand That doesn't sound Maybe someone could think of it. Yeah, maybe we'd get monoed point shoe. Yes, you are so smart. When he's outside, he's like a little so much from being like such

a cocky like badass on the streets. Oh not in a Catholic church. But then you bring him inside and he turns into this like I've been in this, I'm a puppy in the window. Like he puts on such an act. Look at if I just go, are you a baby? Are you a little baby? Oh? No, oh you're b become your baby. Come here, baby, come here, Like if you just baby him, he'll turn into a little baby. Come on, you can do it. Oh that's a little baby, baby, Are you so scared? I can't

show you the world baby. If you look at the video right now, you guys have to he's such a but then he can be like such a little bit, you know, it's a look at Oh he's just a baby, digging his head in my arm. Oh look at this. It's pretty cute, right, I was kind of suffocating him, are you guys? We gotta go. I'm just playing with a dog on a podcast. We've really jumped the dog. We've jumped the shark tank today. Oh god, um, we have another. We have two more shows coming for you

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