KP Parker and Jacquis Neal talk cozy hobbies and scandalous waters. What You’ll Hear Birdwatching 101: KP reveals her peaceful weekend plans and why identifying herons feels like solving a soft, outdoor puzzle. We Got Weights in Fish: A sleepy dive into the viral Lake Erie fishing scandal that somehow landed two guys in prison for a very creative kind of cheating. Felony or Folly: The hosts debate punishment vs. proportionality — and laugh through the absurd aftershocks of fish filets, fake cash...
Jan 21, 2026•20 min
Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton slip into the story of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist — Boston’s most beguiling unsolved crime. What You’ll Hear: Top Bunks & Tour Buses: Josh reveals his upcoming rock ’n’ roll adventure (and the politics of sleeping on a bus). The Drowsy History: The hosts unravel the strange, unsolved 1990 art theft that left empty frames — and endless questions. Vibes-Based Crime: From mafia theories to museum gossip, they wonder who could possibly steal...
Jan 20, 2026•20 min
Jacquis Neal and Matt Bragg open a week of “Drowsy History” with guest Dana Schwartz, host of Noble Blood and Hoax. What You'll Hear: A Bedtime Lesson in Belief: Dana shares the unbelievable true story of two young cousins, a camera, and the photos that convinced even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that fairies were real. The Sleepy Detective Club: The trio unpacks how imagination, curiosity, and a bit of mischief can make history—one hoax at a time. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro & greetings 01:00 Dana’s bed...
Jan 19, 2026•23 min
Matt Bragg and Sophia Wilson Pelton cozy up for a Sunday Pub Chat about art, keepsakes, and all things delightfully human. What You’ll Hear Pocket Finds & Memories: Matt rediscovers a forgotten Prague souvenir tucked in an old jacket—and a sweet reminder of why little mementos matter. Fridge as Gallery: Sophia shows off her evolving collection of photo strips and tiny art prints, proving your fridge can be a love letter to your life. Art Talk, Lo-Fi Dreams: The two swap thoughts on the elusi...
Jan 18, 2026•17 min
Sophia Wilson Pelton and Kristen Meinzer bundle up and dive into the latest Nightly Book Club session — complete with snow pants, baklava mix-ups, and a few murder plots that go down easy. What You’ll Hear: Cozy Layers & Confessions: Kristen embraces pants-over-pants season while Sophia perfects the art of the double beanie. Reality, Rewritten: Kristen reviews 'Cue the Sun! The Invention of Reality TV' by Emily Nussbaum, a fascinating look at the invention of reality TV — from PBS to Love Is...
Jan 17, 2026•21 min
Josh Gondelman and Jacquis Neal unwind in the pillow fort and debate the bedtime reading life. What You’ll Hear: Page Turners & Pillow Talk: Josh admits he’s fallen out of his nighttime reading rhythm, while Jacquis recalls the summer book reports that ended his literary era. Screen Time Defense: The two make a strong, funny case for television as an art form — equal parts emotional and educational. Spoon, Snore, or Shove: A sleepy twist on “Kiss, Marry, Kill” reveals their true loves (and g...
Jan 16, 2026•21 min
KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton unpack the latest season of The Traitors—with game theories, cast critiques, and a few middle school confessions along the way. What You’ll Hear: Attention Bone Energy: KP remembers her theatrical teen years, when a sprained ankle became a stage for attention. Fixing The Traitors: The duo pitches improvements to the hit show—from giving challenges real stakes to adding a “doctor” who can save players each night. Cast Analysis & Chaos Rankings: KP and Sophia...
Jan 15, 2026•20 min
Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal stay up late to unpack the 2026 Golden Globes — from surprise wins to sleepy reactions. What You’ll Hear: Buzzing at Bedtime: Jacquis shares what it’s like seeing himself in a national TV ad during the Globes (and how it felt to be “text-famous” overnight). Globes Highlights & Head-Scratchers: The hosts revisit Nikki Glaser’s sharp monologue, unexpected wins for The Secret Agent and Hamnet, and a few shocking snubs. Champagne and Scowls: Kristen can’t get ove...
Jan 14, 2026•23 min
Matt Bragg and KP Parker share some questionable business ideas — and one that might actually work. What You’ll Hear: Paint Gutter Panic: KP unveils her latest invention, a wall-painting “system” that involves pouring entire gallons of paint down your walls. Oil Jello & Other Mistakes: From recycling hacks to olive oil Jell-O shots, the duo somehow stumbles onto a million-dollar idea. The Back Jack Revolution: Matt pitches the “Back Jack” — a stylish overcoat that doubles as a backpack. Secu...
Jan 13, 2026•23 min
Sophia Wilson Pelton scrolls for Josh Gondelman and KP Parker. Together they discuss indie sleaze playlists, celebrity drama, Sophia being a prophet, and the most legendary fan accounts on the internet: Club Chalamet. What You’ll Hear: Indie Sleaze Forever: KP hosts the perfect throwback New Year’s party—until a guest hijacks her playlist with five minutes of “woman screaming.” Club Chalamet & the Kylie Truce: Sophia unpacks the viral tweet heard ’round Film Twitter and the now-iconic tweet:...
Jan 12, 2026•23 min
Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman catch up over a pint for the Sunday Pub Chat. What You’ll Hear: New Year, Old Habits: Josh is feeling refreshed, while Matt’s still in Christmas lag—both united by leftover chocolate and gentle self-deprecation. The World’s Slowest Roadwork: Matt discovers a bridge project taking longer than the Eiffel Tower, the Titanic, and possibly human history. Trivia Night Troubles: From royal chickens to Looney Tunes lore, the quiz gets weird—and Josh’s confidence gets tested...
Jan 11, 2026•20 min
Kristen Meinzer, Jacquis Neal, and KP Parker swap stories about feeling ancient at teen-heavy concerts before turning their attention to Kristen’s never-ending battle with post–New Zealand jet lag. What You’ll Hear: Concert Crowd Check: Kristen recounts her surprising Lorde concert experience (and what it’s like realizing you’re the oldest one in the room). Phone-Free Dreams: The crew talks concert etiquette, phone habits, and why Mitski might be right about putting your screen down. Hack Me If ...
Jan 10, 2026•21 min
Matt Bragg and Josh Gondelman time-travel to 2002 and revisit the infamous “Tuck Rule” game — the snowy, rule-bending NFL moment that launched the Patriots dynasty and infuriated the rest of America. What You’ll Hear: Sick Day Energy: Matt braves a heroic cold (with full dramatic flair) while Josh celebrates dodging New York’s winter flu. The Tuck Rule Explained: Josh brings Matt deep into the Patriots-Raiders playoff that changed football forever. Sliding Doors & Sliding Teams: A parallel u...
Jan 09, 2026•18 min
Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal gear up for awards season with a cozy 2026 Golden Globes preview. What You’ll Hear: Globe Gossip: Kristen and Jacquis break down the quirks, chaos, and champagne-soaked history of the Golden Globes. Movie Matchups: Which 2026 nominees have the buzz, the drama, and the star power to win big? Hot Takes & Hopefuls: From “Sinners” supremacy to Wicked fatigue, they share their boldest picks — and who they wish would win. CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome & award season k...
Jan 08, 2026•27 min
KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer take a stroll through sequel chaos and hobby inspiration. What You'll Hear: Sequel Struggles: KP and Kristen debate the confusing world of movie naming—from Wicked: For Good to Rise of the Planet of the Apes—and wonder, does “Dawn” really come before “Rise”? Hotline Highlights: Listener Kelly from Chicago joins to ask how to talk about hobbies when yours feel, well, ordinary. Turns out, walking the dog, thrifting, and Gilmore Girls rewatches might be more fascinatin...
Jan 07, 2026•23 min
Jacquis Neal and KP Parker trade quarter-zips, jewelry, and spooky theater stories. What You’ll Hear: Horror, Live and In Person: Jacquis raves about a stage adaptation of Paranormal Activity that manages to scare even seasoned theater lovers. Snooze or Choose – Fashion Edition: From quarter zips to crew necks, the hosts debate which cozy layers earn a bedtime “choose.” Speed Listeners Anonymous: KP confesses her 1.3× habit while Jacquis makes a heartfelt plea for the power of the pause. Mixing ...
Jan 06, 2026•20 min
Sophia Wilson Pelton and Jacquis Neal face the universal truth: some days, you just feel ugly. What You'll Hear: Glow Up Philosophy: Sophia confesses her “ugly attack,” and the two unpack pimple patches, hair grow-out humility, and the surprising joy of subtle concealer. Spooning Logic: The duo play “Spoon, Snore, or Shove on the Floor” starring Shrek, Paddington Bear, and the Grinch (and later, a few famous inanimate objects). Bedtime Wisdom: Turns out, self-love might just be the most flatteri...
Jan 05, 2026•23 min
Kristen Meinzer and Matt Bragg swap travel tales and TV obsessions, from small-town holiday cheer to cozy British mysteries. What You’ll Hear Summer Christmas in New Zealand: Kristen recounts her trip to the South Island, complete with chicken cuddles, Santa in shorts, and Married at First Sight marathons with her mother-in-law. Travel Confessions: Matt shares his love-hate relationship with tropical humidity, time-zone chaos, and the art of sweating through a workday in Singapore. Carvings, Cas...
Jan 04, 2026•23 min
KP Parker and Matt Bragg trade life hacks, from chaotic shoe collections to the eternal quest for perfect bubbles. What You’ll Hear Poster-Worthy Wisdom: KP’s new mantra — “Bubbles are for outside, still water’s for inside” — replaces an unfortunate dancing slogan. The Shoe Situation: Matt confesses his slipper addiction and shoe rack woes; KP brainstorms hacks that quickly escalate into… a dedicated shoe room. Carbonation Nation: Why SodaStream bubbles don’t cut it, how to install a soda founta...
Jan 03, 2026•16 min
Josh Gondelman and Sophia Wilson Pelton spiral (gently) into their Roman Empires — from Ben Affleck’s back tattoo to the golden age of romance novels. What You’ll Hear The Perfect Sunday: Josh recounts an unreasonably wholesome day of stoop sales, karaoke, and ice cream — proof that friendship is the cure for all existential dread. Gone Girl and the Hat That Broke Hollywood: A deep dive into Ben Affleck’s refusal to wear a Yankees cap, plus stunt casting, phoenix tattoos, and why David Fincher’s...
Jan 02, 2026•24 min
KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton swap book reviews, survival trivia, and the world’s wildest sports — from greased poles to squirrel suits. What You’ll Hear The Book Club with Range: Sophia finishes The Road, KP finishes a “total stinker,” and both debate whether award-stickers actually mean anything. Adrenaline Dreams: From Red Bull Games to slack-lining crushes, the hosts confess which extreme sport they could maybe survive. Bear With Us: A deep dive into the legend of Bear Grylls, a karate-...
Jan 01, 2026•23 min
Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman cozy up with an unexpected bedtime story — and yes, it involves Amish romance. What You’ll Hear Hats Off to Small Wins: From finishing big projects to finally hitting “record,” the hosts celebrate the satisfaction of simply doing the thing. Return to Intercourse: Kristen reads from the Amish romance novella she wrote in a week — complete with barn accidents, buggy love, and NASCAR metaphors. Amnesia & Other Plot Twists: Josh shares a real-life memory lapse ...
Dec 30, 2025•22 min
Sophia Wilson Pelton and Josh Gondelman scroll through the week’s oddest online moments — from reality TV memoirs to confusing family photo shoots. What You’ll Hear Trader Joe’s Therapy: Why running errands with friends is the new brunch — and how to make it count as “quality time.” Siblings or Dating?: Sophia presents a truly baffling maternity photoshoot that tests the limits of human closeness. Pop Culture Homework: Sheena Shay’s memoir, Disney Channel crossovers, and why “The Sweet Life on D...
Dec 29, 2025•23 min
KP Parker and Matt Bragg hop in the pop culture time machine and take a spin back to the mid-’90s. What You’ll Hear: Book Titles for Your Life: KP’s “Oh, the Places You’ll Flow” meets Matt’s “All the Light We Cannot See” (with some real-world electrical issues). Cool Guy Olympics: KP revisits the golden age of the X Games and Tony Hawk’s legendary 900, a.k.a. when skateboarding met superstardom. Brit Awards Gone Wild: Matt rewinds to 1996, when Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker mooned Michael Jackson and acc...
Dec 28, 2025•19 min
Sophia Wilson Pelton and Matt Bragg dream up their ultimate unplugged vacation — one that’s equal parts mountain spa, lakeside reading nook, and zero beach sand. What You’ll Hear: First-Class Fantasies: From fake airline upgrades to the ethics of taking a cash bribe to give up your seat, Sophia and Matt share their funniest travel theories. The Unplugged Itinerary: Together they plan a dream getaway that’s cozy, quiet, and gloriously screen-free — part spa, part cabin, all calm. Chill vs. Thrill...
Dec 27, 2025•21 min
KP Parker welcomes comedian Deanna Ortiz back to the pillow fort for another edition of “Crime for Bed.” What You’ll Hear: The Gambling Nuns – Sister Mary Margaret and Sister Lana’s Vegas double life. Twenty Years of Embezzlement – How $800,000 vanished from a Catholic school. The Fall & the Fallout – Parents, audits, and an 80-year-old nun facing prison. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome & tea talk 01:36 The “crime for bed” story begins 03:00 Meet Sister Mary Margaret 06:00 Enter Sister Lana: V...
Dec 26, 2025•19 min
Jacquis Neal and Sophia Wilson Pelton air some nighttime grievances — from missing TV theme songs to buses that never, ever arrive on time. What You’ll Hear: This Is 40 (Almost): Jacquis returns to basketball and baseball after a short break, and his body promptly reminds him of his age — with love and soreness. Bring Back the Theme Song: A heartfelt ode to the lost art of TV intros, from Fresh Prince to Full House to the surprising triumph of White Lotus. The Bus Betrayal: Sophia vents about Ne...
Dec 25, 2025•20 min
Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal open the Nightly Hotline to help Maddie from Los Angeles navigate post-breakup concert ticket drama (and maybe get a little petty) . What You’ll Hear: Hotline Open: Maddie calls in with a question that’s equal parts financial and emotional — should she charge her ex for the concert ticket she bought before the breakup? Petty or Peaceful?: Kristen and Jacquis offer two sides of the pillow: send the Venmo request for closure, or just move on and make the night your...
Dec 24, 2025•21 min
Step into Kristen’s Corner with Kristen Meinzer and Josh Gondelman, where the pillow fort turns into a royal court. What You’ll Hear: America’s Royal Couple 101 – How Taylor & Travis became tabloid staples with staying power. More Than PR – From charity work to speaking out, why their influence goes beyond image. Swift-onomics – How the Eras Tour boosted economies like a royal wedding. Royal Ties – From homecoming king-and-queen vibes to actual royal bloodlines. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 Zoe Kravitz...
Dec 23, 2025•22 min
KP Parker and Jacquis Neal welcome Nora from Chicago into the pillow fort to unpack her viral “fried chicken breakup” — and the strange new world of AI-generated texts and post-long-term-relationship dating. What You’ll Hear The Fried Chicken Breakup: Nora recounts how a playful text about Hatch’s fried chicken audio turned into a ChatGPT breakup message — and the internet went wild. Text or Talk?: KP and Jacquis debate when a breakup deserves a call, and share their own texting fumbles (includi...
Dec 22, 2025•22 min
