The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 4A: SECRET IDENTITY PT. 2 CORMELIA: There, I have isolated the crystal’s structure and chemical composition. I can tell that I am just on the cusp of an amazing scientific breakthrough, Violet. VIOLET: Truly outstanding, Cormelia. But I sense something is […]
neverrad.com/twitch 7PM MST/PDT April 23rd, 2021 First of all, thank you for clicking the link that played this audio file. I can already tell that you are intelligent and conventionally attractive and getting moreso by the minute. If you would like to add hipster cred to your already amazing personality (hipster in a good way […]
The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. And Sponsor Mulgreens will always be there for you. It has always been here. SCENE 3A: SPUTNIK AND GREEB – Polycule SPUTNIK: You think everything is going fine, and then BAM! SFX 1: Car Crash. SPUTNIK: It hits you like a ton of bricks. JORDACHE: […]
The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. Scene 2A: DUMBHEART Pt. 1 NARRATOR: Last time on Between the Decks, Lieutenant Yelani Gorsht was sent on an away mission to the planet Burmfurkegyrpt. Things went sour. GORSHT: The giant spider-scorpion-wasp-wolverines are attacking! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SFX 1: An explosion. NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back […]
Finally, you can get what you really want from a subscription box and coming up on space pay-per-view, it’s the battle of the millennium. SCENE 1A: NRM HEADQUARTERS SFX 1: A science fiction noise. NRM: Is this you? PERSON 1: Not another subscription box. When did I order this? I’ve really gotta cut back on […]
neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]
We have reached the end of our Halloween special! MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ music NARRATOR: Alas, my peregrines, our time together has drawn to a close and we now must bid an ominous adieu to our festive confabulation. Remember, my friends, that the secrets of the midnight are always waiting for us out beyond […]
A hot new subscription box that you won’t find on any other podcast!CryoCrate was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voice of Briauna Kittle as Jorsh. JORSH: Hey there, bromigos. Jorsh, here. I want to talk to you today about a totally rad product that I definitely use myself—no, no, no, no, no, don’t […]
Ghost hunters Fren and Nova head to the haunted Sindri Space Station to “get to know” the local specters.Fren with Boonifits was written by Briauna Kittle, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Fren, Briauna Kittle as Neva, and Kitt Keller as Skatch, with Fox Williams reading the stage directions. MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ […]
A new insurance company that looks after all your needs. All of them.Eidolon Mutual was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Deep Voiced Narrator, Fox Williams as the Newlywed, and Briauna Kittle as the Real Estate Agent, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. DEEP VOICED ACTOR: There […]
Are your murders feeling a little stale? We can help.Murder Consultations was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Host, Conrad Miszuk as Rosco and Detective Jean Louis Frunk, Kitt Keller as Terry and Tiff, and Briauna Kittle as Ashley, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. MFX 1: […]
Have you been looking to add something new to your beverage rotation? Gay Water was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voices of Fox Williams as Man 1 Briauna Kittle as Man 2, and Conrad Miszuk as the announcer, with music by Conrad Miszuk. MAN 1: Hey man, long time no see! How have […]
It’s orientation day for the new crew members of the Sindri Space Station!Orientation was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voices of Kitt Keller as Skatch, Ryan as Marsh, Fox Williams as Denny, Briauna Kittle as Chipper the Orientation bot, Capt. McCluskey, and Dr. Adamantium Figgis, and Conrad Miszuk as First Officer Radamanthus, with […]
Banshecil If you’ve been suffering from supernatural problems, there’s hope.Banshecil was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Ghost, Kitt Keller as Woman, and Briauna Kittle as Woman, with Ryan Jenkins reading the stage directions. GHOST: Six months ago, this was me. SFX 1: […]
An instructional film helping loyal citizens everywhere stay vigilant against the threat of space ghosts. Types of Space Ghosts was written by Kitt Keller, featuring the voice of Fox Williams as the Narrator and Briauna Kittle as the valued Citizen, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions, and music by Conrad Miszuk. MFX 1: Fanfare […]
The sci-fi classic Secrets of the Midnight introduces 3 spooktacular stories of Halloween haunting for the Never Rad Halloween Special. Kemboi In the first installment of the Never Rad Halloween Special, we hear excerpts from the audio recordings of Kemboi was written by Conrad Miszuk, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Kemboi, Fox Williams […]
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. HOT POD PART SIX MFX: Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back to HotPod. The podtestants…and, uh, the producers…have just found out that fan-favorite Jahn Smythe isn’t who he appears to be. MFX: Confessionals music cue NERF: Hello, […]
Attention Miscellanists! The Twitch livestream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th, has been moved to Dec. 18th at 7Pm MST. Due to unforeseen scientific phenomena and Conrad moving house, the live stream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th will be moving to Friday, Dec. 18th at 7pm MST. We hope you’ll be able to join […]
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX: Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back to the HotPod, the sexiest escape pod this side of the Kuiper Belt. The podtestants have been figuring out how to make it through their new existence as shipmates […]
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX: Return from commercials cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back, to HotYach—HotPod. The podtestants, crammed into a single-being escape pod with the productionbot staff, are coming to terms with their new reality. But will party-boy C’Thad and the Captain upset […]
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX 1: Return from commercial music HOSTBEING: Welcome back to HotPod. Jahn and C’Thad have been planning a rager for the surviving HotPod podtestants, but not everyone is on board. Capt. Hedley, in direct violation of his employment […]
We hear more from the Podtestants and our lovely sponsors. SCENE 3: HOT POD PART TWO MFX 1: Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING: This week, on HotPod, the podtestants readjust to life on B-deck Escape Pod 6. CTHAD: Yo, homies, where’s the action at? It’s time to get this party started [“started” has like 6 syllables the […]
The exciting reality television show Hot Yacht has taken a turn when the Starship Sean Bean ends up on a collision course with a star and several cast members are forced to board an escape pod. HOT POD PT 1 MFX 0.1: Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back to season 22 of Hot Yacht! I’m your […]
We’ll be back with some more ridiculous public domain sci-fi. https://www.neverrad.com/twitch Hey, Never Rad Miscellanists, it’s ya’boy Conny Mizz. We’re doing another one of those short story reading events this Friday, Black Friday, November 27, 2020 at 7PM Arizona time, which is also currently Miscellany Time. We’ve got some great stuff for you! Be sure […]
Vol. 8, Part 6, the final segment of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 11: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART SIX MFX: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO: This is it folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]
Vol. 8, Part 5 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads for a new brand of tea, another PSA, and some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 9: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FIVE MFX 1: A GRAND […]
Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FOUR MFX 1: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO: Welcome back, Hot Boy […]
Vol. 8, Part 3 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring a PSA about space drug safety and an ad for some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART 3 TANGELO: Welcome back to the 273d […]
Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART TWO MFX: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. BARRISTER TANGELO: Welcome back to the […]
Vol. 8, Part 1 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 1: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART ONE MFX 1: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. SFX 1: APPLAUSE. […]
