NeverRad.com/TwitchAudioVerseAwards.net GARY NAME: Hi, I’m Gary Name, lighthouse keeper for Lux Prima Station out here on the edge of the galaxy. I’ve got a very special message for all you galactic citizens out there. Here on Lux Prima Station, I spend a lot of time alone with my thoughts, and sometimes, to help block […]
Pal and Emma set out across the desert towards the spot where Allan disappeared; meanwhile, Minnie faces an unwanted guest, and we hear for the first time from Dr. Blaise himself. MFX 1 INTRO MUSIC ANNOUNCER: Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for joining us tonight for the Joyce Cigarette Radio Hour. Joyce […]
7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Eyestalks up, Space B-Words! The Never Rad Miscellany Live Stream 4: Hot Pod is flying into your face this Friday, September 25th, at 7pm pacific time on our twitch channel. Brace for sci-fi shenanigans and a post show conversation with the galaxy-brained Never Rad creators, join us at neverrad.com/twitch. PS, the […]
The Astral Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Automatons, Robots, and Synthetics is counting on you. ASPCARS was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice of Kitt Keller as Lara Tragloffin and the artist Britomatone as DECCO. SCENE 1: ROBO REHABILITATION HOSPITAL MFX 1: SAD GUITAR MUSIC. TRAGLOFFIN: Every sun cycle, hundreds of […]
neverrad.com/twitch Hey there, flesh bodies! Briauna here to announce another Never Rad Livestream is coming your way this Friday, August 28th at 7PM Arizona time. We’re gonna have chatting, we’re gonna have performances, we’re gonna have… an awards show? If you wanna find out what that’s all about, that’ll be August 28th, 7pm Arizona at […]
If you suffer from moderate to severe plaque tentaculitis, there’s hope… We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! This quality product advertisement was written by Kitt Keller, and features the […]
A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]
Vigilant citizens! Thank you for enjoying this new instructional film about the vital importance of victory gardens from the War Education Authority and Coronello Pictures. Growing Your Victory Garden was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as the Voice of the Government, William Crook as the Announcer, and Jenae Hirsch […]
Do you suffer from Space Madness? Galactrosine may be right for you. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! MFX 1: Generic calming music NARRATOR: Space Madness. We’ve all heard […]
A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]
Buy one for your budding super villain today! MFX 1: Electric guitar music. SFX 1: Car engines SFX 2: Explosion(s) SPOKESPERSON: Hey kids! KIDS: Hey! SPOKESPERSON: Explosions! Action! Hardcore! Now you can play along with all your favorite heroes with the ToyBotics My First Doomsday Device, exclusively from ToyBotics. SFX 3: Explosions! SPOKESPERSON: Wow, look […]
Cesar is ready to party after moon cycles stranded aboard the Narcissus, but after some well needed advice from a lovely space detective, he decides to pursue a passion project. Transcription: MFX: INTRO THEME SCENE 1: SPACE MEGA-YACHT NARCISSUS SFX: ELECTRON RAZOR SALAMANDER: Q.C.Edgetest, will you hurry up and finish my shave? I need a […]
NeverRad.com/Twitch 3:30PM PDT, July 11th, 2020 Hey there, cats and kittens. It’s Briauna again sent directly from the Never Rad Miscellany to your earballs with only one pitstop for sugary snacks to let you know… we’re having another livestream! Crazy, right? On July 11th, 3:30PM Pacific time, we’ll be live on our Twitch channel with […]
twitch.tv/neverradmisc What’s up, my flip-flops and pleather sneakers? This is ya homedog Briauna coming at you from The Never Rad Miscellany to tell you, our loyal listeners, that we, the writers, will be streaming LIVE tomorrow, June 20th, 2020, over at twitch.tv/neverradmisc. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d-m-i-s-c. Starting at 3:30 Pacific time, we’ll be bringing you casual conversation, […]
NeverRad.com/YouTube June 3rd, 2020 3:30PM Arizona time. Hey, Never Rad listeners. Matt here. We’re going to be doing a live stream this Wednesday June 3rd at 3:30PM Arizona time over on our YouTube page. Be sure to subscribe at NeverRad.com/YouTube to make sure you don’t miss out! We’re going to do a Q&A so you […]
The damage to the computer’s processor was greater than previously understood, leaving our heroes back in their homes without a way to meet up. Transcription: DIGITERNIA 7 – ISOLATION SCENE 1: WYATT’S APARTMENT SFX 1: Restarting Sound. Ahhh! COMPUTER: Good Morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died! WYATT: What? I know that. I’ve been dead for […]
NeverRad.com/PatreonNeverRad.com/YouTube Hello, Never Rad listeners. Conrad Miszuk here. We’ve been kind of quiet lately for an all too predictable reason. We’ve had to cancel all of our upcoming live shows pending a time when we can safely gather a group of people in one place. We’re looking at ways of doing some live streaming, but […]
Space Lord Cesar Salamander runs his old school chum Ennui—er, Henri—who is now a galactic best-selling author. Over drinks in the hottest new restaurant in the quadrant, Henri and Sal reminisce over their schoolboy glory days: the nicknames, the jokes, the felonies. AGAS is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk […]
Captain Maximus Bradley of the starship Protuberance deals with a problem onboard. The Thing is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as Captain Bradley, Jamie Haas as Commander Glerb, and Briauna Kittle as Alez Callan. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. THE THING INT-EASA SPACECRAFT PROTUBERANCE – DAY, I GUESS? […]
Content warning: This episode of Dark Sovereign features references to emotional abuse, self-harm, and physical violence. The Sovereign now has almost complete control over the Lucis crew. Posi is malfunctioning, unable to power up and help the others. Parker is trapped in a spiral of devastating self-doubt, and Tamara is falling deeper into her obsession […]
Please hold. SFX 1: Answering machine sound REPRESENTATIVE: Thank you for calling the Miscellany Customer Service line. Your call is important to us; please remain on the line. Your call is so important… so very, very important. The full strength of all three of our emotions is focused — fully, unbreakingly, passionately focused — […]
Pal and Emma start to talk through more of the details of the scientific phenomena the Blaise team was investigating when Allan Blaise vanished. But their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of General Hillibrand, who’s determined to shut down Pal’s investigation for good. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices […]
You have reached the voicemail box of Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Pet Sitting is written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Nebbix, William Crook as Mrs. Fleese, Ricco Machado-Torres as Joburn, Jenae Hirsch as Chadrick, Kitt Keller as the Answering Machine, and Matt Braman as Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Sound by Conrad Miszuk. SCENE: […]
Good news for the residents of Peaceful Digiternia Heights: dream mode has been activated! Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximillian, William Crook as Phillip, and Kitt Keller as Computer. Music, sound effects, and editing by Conrad […]
Here we go again! Transcription: SCENE 1: THE INTRO CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you all so much for coming out to this fantastic event. I see a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones. Welcome. We have a big show just packed full of mind-blowing science fiction content, so I don’t want […]
C’est le super grand prix and Space Lord Cesar Salamander is on the casino planet of Montarlo to gamble (he has a system) and watch the Cloud Boat races. Sal drinks, bets, berates long-suffering robot valet QC, and accidentally ends up on the Cloud Boat Super Grand Prix starting line. Hopefully, space PD detective LaFemme […]
Support us on Patreon: NeverRad.com/Patreon SCENE 1: SPACE LORD CESAR SALAMANDER’S DATING PROFILE SFX 1: ACTIVATE HOLOGRAM SFX 2: FIXING A DRINK SALAMANDER: Oh, hello. I did not see you there. My name is Space Lord Cesar Salamander and if you are watching this holo-recording, which I assume you are, (HICCUP) congratulations. You have selected […]
We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]
In this special holiday flashback, we see Det. Pal Vargas meet her first client and make an important new friend against the backdrop of Christmas 1945. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, Ricco Machado-Torres as the client Alvin, William Crook as […]
Come to the show! neverrad.com/ticket Hello never rad listeners. Conrad here. The next Volume of the never rad Miscellany will be live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona on March 2nd. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. […]
