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The Never Rad Miscellany

The Never Rad Miscellanywww.neverrad.com
The Never Rad Miscellany is a live dramatized table read of original audio science fiction serials in the style of The Thrilling Adventure Hour meets The Twilight Zone. Come see a live show in Phoenix!
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Children of Orgelthrek

The Children of Orgelthrek have an important announcement regarding the eternal worship of Orgelthrek the Devourer. Children of Orgelthrek is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Briauna Kittle as Main Course Frootle Oops, William Crook as Amuse-Bouche Tasse, Matt Braman as the Youth Pastor and as our voracious savior and savorer Orgelthrek. […]

Jan 29, 202011 min

Dark Sovereign 4

The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray. Separated and trapped in a vast, pitch-dark cavern below the planet’s surface, it seems like things can only get worse. What’s more, Posi is malfunctioning, Tamara is becoming more and more obsessed with the planet’s secrets, and Parker is falling deeper into the […]

Jan 29, 202027 min

Sputnik and Greeb 1

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]

Jan 29, 20202 min

Digiternia 5 – Relaxation

Wyatt and Vivian find themselves trying to guide the Computer through a series of relaxation exercises, because if she doesn’t calm down, Peaceful Digiternia Heights is in for some serious trouble. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, and Kitt Keller […]

Jan 15, 202021 min

Twin Star Recruitment

General Falstaff has an important announcement regarding the eternal fight against Orgelthrek the Devourer. The Twin Star Alliance is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Announcer, Ryan Jenkins as General Falstaff, and Kitt Keller as Natalie. Transcription: Twin Star Recruitment Part 1 ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program with […]

Jan 15, 20209 min

Volume 5 Intro

Join us as we begin another fabulous volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. Transcription: SCENE 1: The Intro CONRAD: Hello, everyone, and welcome to another outstanding installment of The Never Rad Miscellany. This is the fifth volume. We are so happy that this strange project we’ve undertaken has come this far and we are thankful […]

Jan 15, 20205 min

Volume 5 Announcement

NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix. Hello Never Rad Listeners. Volume 5 is coming up on December 22nd, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. Doors open at 5:30. If you’re around, please join us for the show. Visit NeverRad.com/ticket to purchase your ticket today. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d dot com slash ticket.

Dec 08, 201924 sec

A Gentleman About Space 04 – A Chilling Account

Space Lord Cesar Salamander is ready to make some money with a new business opportunity and make some moves at the annual Veronica’s Hush Hush Lingerie Ball. However, his beloved Aunt Berthatrude has cut off his cash flow…and now it seems like to get back in the green, Sal will have to solve a murder. […]

Dec 02, 201927 min

The Spirits Store

Come to the Spirits Store for all your haunting needs! The Spirits Store is written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice Ryan Jenkins as the Narrator. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. MFX: SPOOKY OR LIGHT-HEARTED, WHICHEVER IS FUNNIER. AD PERSON: Do you have a haunted house that needs a little more padding in […]

Dec 02, 20193 min

Frightful Things

There’s a store—a very special, very…unusual store—where you’ll always find exactly what you need. Frightful Things was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured dang near everybody—William Crook as the Devil, Ricco Machado-Torres as Buster, Jenae Hirsch as Tricia, Conrad Miszuk as Reverend, Briauna Kittle as Dorothy, and Ryan Jenkins as Lillith. Music and sound by […]

Dec 02, 20195 min

The Oxblood Club

In London’s most exclusive private club for the assistants and supporters of Mad Scientists, Mr. Igor and Mr. Renfield are planning a surprise. The Oxblood Club was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Matthew Braman as the Butler, Ricco Machado-Torres as Igor, William Crook as Renfield, and Ryan Jenkins Miss Billie Joel […]

Nov 26, 20196 min

Turnt

Enjoy this exclusive clip from upcoming popular TV show #TURNT. What’s up with Alex and Sam? Turnt was written by Matthew Braman and featured the voices of William Crook as Sam and Ricco Machado-Torres as Alex. ALEX: Whoah, hey! What up, my guy? Funny running into you here. I haven’t seen you in, like, wow. […]

Nov 26, 20193 min

Peaceful Digiternia Episode 4 – Halloween Mode

Wyatt and Vivian face a new challenge in Peaceful Digiternia Heights: Halloween Mode has been initiated. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, William Crook as Philip, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximilian, and Kitt Keller as Computer. SCENE […]

Nov 11, 201918 min

Bite Happy

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (BiteHappy is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase BiteHappy. BiteHappy is written by Kitt Keller, and features the voice of […]

Nov 11, 20194 min

Volume 4 Halloween Intro

Let’s kick off another exciting volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. This time, it’s Halloween. CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you so much for attending this special Halloween presentation of The Never Rad Miscellany. Before we begin, I would like to thank our patrons on Patreon for helping us to keep this production going from […]

Nov 11, 20195 min

Space PD Episode 1 – Priors

A bonus episode showing Detective LaFemme in her element. SPACE DETECTIVE SAOIRSE LAFEMME played by Briauna Kittle, SGT. HIGGS played by Jenae Hirsch, SGT. BOZON played by Ricco Machado Torres, FARLAX played by Jamie Haas, and JINTLEPRONG played by Conrad Miszuk. Written by Matt Braman. Music, sound, and editing by Matt Braman. Scene One Cold […]

Nov 09, 20198 min

Phoenix Lights Episode 3 – Jimmy’s

Emma Blaise has come to Private Detective Pal Vargas for help finding her missing husband, business as usual in the world of a private eye. But now, Pal and Emma are on the run from the US Air Force. It seems that the disappearance of military scientist like Allan Blaise might not be quite as […]

Nov 04, 201924 min

Announcement 3 – Audio Verse Awards Voting

neverrad.com/vote Hello never rad listeners. The never rad Miscellany is up for the audio verse awards. Head over to neverrad.com/vote to cast your vote today. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.

Oct 30, 201924 sec

A Gentleman About Space Episode 3: Up in Arms

The self-proclaimed dashing adventurer Space Lord Cesar Salamander has turned his attention to the issue of security. He sets off to procure a weapon befitting a Space Gentleman of his stature—as dangerous as it is sexy—and of course, his valet Q.C. Edgetest must shoulder the burden (literally) of his newest obsession. A Gentleman About Space […]

Oct 21, 201923 min

Dark Sovereign Episode 3

The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray, and things are starting to get tense. After an argument with Parker, Tamara takes Posi into the temple to investigate the next chambers…it seems their search has awakened a being Tamara never expected to encounter. Dark Sovereign is written by Briauna Kittle, and […]

Oct 14, 201928 min

Never Rad Announcement 3: Halloween

October 27th, 2019. https://www.neverrad.com/ticket CONRAD: Hello, Never Rad Miscellany listeners. This is show creator Conrad Miszuk I wanted to give you a heads up that our next live performance in Phoenix, Arizona will be Sunday, October 27th, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. The show begins at 6PM and tickets are just $10 in advance. Head […]

Oct 08, 201942 sec

Peaceful Digiternia Episode 3 – Compile

Wyatt and Vivian do their best to make a new friend, but the system, and its recently freed processing resources, have some surprises in store. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, and Kitt Keller as Computer. […]

Oct 07, 201917 min

A Gentleman About Space Episode 2 – Malodorous Masquerade

Lord Cesar Salamander, self-proclaimed space-ladies’ man extraordinaire, is off to seduce a pair of space-princesses at the signing of the Kylondrio peace treaty, but all is not smooth sailing. With QC exasperatedly at his side, Salamander navigates the high-intrigue worlds of diplomacy, journalism, and noise ordinances. If he wants to get the girl(s), he’ll have […]

Sep 02, 201929 min

Interstitial – Aud-Dribble

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Audribble is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Audribble. Audribble is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of […]

Sep 02, 20192 min

Phoenix Lights Episode 2 – The Force of Air

It’s June 1946, and strange things are in the air. Beautiful, mysterious Emma Blaise has come to private eye Pal Vargas for help: her husband is missing, and nothing about his disappearance adds up. As Pal tries to get answers from Mrs. Blaise, they both find themselves caught in a web of lies and misdirections. […]

Aug 26, 201926 min

Interstitial: Quality Control Records

The highly motivated staff at Miscellany Quality Control are here to take care of you. Our phones lines are always open; give us a call at (224)CALL-RAD. Quality Control was written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Caller, Briauna Kittle as Operator 1, Jamie Haas as Operator 2, and […]

Aug 26, 20194 min

Volume 2 Intermission

Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line. Intermission facts written by Conrad Miszuk. Music and sound by Matt Braman. Read by Jamie Haas. SCENE 1: THE INTERMISSION VOICE: Hello, you have reached the Never Rad Miscellany claims center. We are so sorry to hear about your loss. For loss of an […]

Aug 19, 201919 min

Dark Sovereign Episode 2

The crew of the Lucis find that they are stranded on the planet Hunk O’ Gray with no way of communicating with their mother ship. Captain Parker frets about repairs (and about everything else) while Tamara decides to dig deeper into the mysterious alien temple they’ve discovered buried beneath the planet’s surface. But Parker has […]

Aug 19, 201926 min

Interstitial: Caring for Your Kraken

It is important for every good citizen to learn the importance of Responsibility. This short film, produced by Coronello Pictures for the War Education Authority, is designed to help you and your child learn about the value of Responsibility and how every citizen can practice Responsibility at home by adopting and caring for a pet. […]

Aug 12, 20196 minEp. 12

Peaceful Digiternia Episode 2 – Maximilian

Wyatt Carney has hacked his own afterlife. He and ex-(in both senses of the word) girlfriend Vivian Hughes have built themselves a digital mall, complete with digital Muzak, as a meeting place to get to know their fellow digital decedents. Their first encounter with one of their Digiternia neighbors doesn’t quite go as planned…and what […]

Aug 12, 201927 minEp. 11
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