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The Monster Hunters

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Take a trip back to swinging London in the early 1970s and meet Roy Steel, ex-big game hunter, and Lorrimer Chesterfield, a brain in the shape of a man. Together they are The Monster Hunters. Their mission: to protect the country from vampires, werewolves and a whole pantheon of unmentionable terrors! Taking its cue from the classic period of British horror and adventure, the 1960s and 70s, The Monster Hunters is a comedy adventure series written by and starring Peter Davis and Matthew Woodcock.

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Episodes

The Vampire Tree

The Vampire Tree. Everybody who visits it comes back changed, those that come back at all.  ‘That tree was different. That tree enjoyed its work. It remembered.’ Support Definitely Human productions and get access to extra content at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 24, 201943 minSeason 3Ep. 8

The Funeral of Roy Steel

The note delivered read ‘You are Invited to the funeral of Roy Steel. No flowers by request.’ Then came the aeroplane ticket. But what mystery lies in wait on the mysterious and beautiful island of Isla de los Poderes? Join us for The Monster Hunters 2019 Halloween Special! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 31, 201950 minSeason 3Ep. 7

The Hell Shaped Room

Shadwell Crake has risen and the world has changed. Now old friends and old foes must join together in a last, desperate attempt to stop him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 03, 201941 minSeason 3Ep. 6

The Eyes of Shadwell Crake

A powerful being, trapped for centuries, demands its release. Now the Monster Hunters face their greatest challenge yet! As they struggle to save the world, has Lorrimer Chesterfield crossed the ultimate line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 201932 minSeason 3Ep. 5

The Scent of Fear

Mysterious creatures stalk the streets of Cambridge. But fear not, the Monster Hunters are on the case! However, they might not be the monster hunters you were expecting... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 201938 minSeason 3Ep. 4

Queen of the Yeti Men

An incredible life changing discovery inside Mount Everest itself! Who are the Kantaks? Who are the Naylim? As they are drawn into life in the mountain, will they ever see their human civilisation again? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 13, 201941 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Death on Hell Mountain

A dangerous journey to the Roof of the World, one that will tax our heroes both physically and mentally... As they find themselves up a mountain with no books or booze, can Roy and Lorrimer best Mother Nature herself? Scale the heights of adventure in Death on Hell Mountain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 06, 201935 minSeason 3Ep. 2

The Parliament of Wolves

A meeting at a deserted warehouse, and a change of direction for our heroes! A conference of werewolves and a struggle for power! Join The Monster Hunters for a brand new series of adventures as they lift the lid and discover the true nature of London’s steamy underworld! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 27, 201939 minSeason 3Ep. 1

The Rapping on the Mirror

What sinister secret hides within a mirror so ugly that no sensible man would have it in his home? What happens when the thirst for knowledge overtakes Lorrimer Chesterfield like a horse left unattended at a water feature? What use is Roy Steel when he realises he can't punch a mirror? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 20, 201947 minSeason 2Ep. 13

The Doll's House

What horror could be changing so many of our wealthiest industrialists? What chills await in a mysterious private gallery? Is Roy Steel finally losing his famous lady powers? All these questions and more will be answered when you enter The Doll's House! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 201944 minSeason 2Ep. 12

The Monster Hunters and the Box of Desires

A terrible box that must never be opened... An ancient horror, its talons on a mission to kill! A dark night, a fearsome tale, an instant soup. It can only be The Monster Hunters Christmas Special! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 06, 201950 minSeason 2Ep. 11

A Knife at the Museum - LIVE!

A face from the past...what power does she hold over Sir Maxwell House? A scream in the dark...how can a man bleed to death via his knees? A dinner and some wine...but is the desert DEATH?! Join us for the Monster Hunters Halloween special recorded live at the 2014 London Horror Festival! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 30, 201952 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Destroy All Monster Hunters

BEWARE ALL MONSTER HUNTERS! THE POWERS OF EVIL FOLLOW YOU LIKE A TERRIFYING CAR! FEAR, ALL MONSTER HUNTERS! YOUR NEMESIS CAN SEE YOU WITH HIS DEADLY EYES! PREPARE ALL MONSTER HUNTERS! FOR THE BATTLE OF YOUR VERY LIVES! Featuring Dan Starkey (Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adverntures, Wizards vs Aliens) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 23, 20191 hrSeason 2Ep. 9

The Whispering Fog

BEWARE! The deadly killer that stalks the streets of Old London Town! PONDER! The terrifying secret that terrifies behind the door of a terrifying house! COWER! From the housekeeper who lives only for kippers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 16, 201948 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Bride of the Deep

A holiday at sea, on course for danger! A mysterious woman with a mysterious past and a mysterious destiny! An undersea people, ready to fulfull their prophecy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 09, 201950 minSeason 2Ep. 7

The Beast of Albion, Part 2

A horror from beneath the earth ready to return! A face from the past with a vendetta against Roy Steel! A trip to the shops with a detour into danger for Lorrimer and Sir Maxwell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 02, 201939 minSeason 2Ep. 6

The Beast of Albion Part 1

A horror from beneath the earth ready to return! A face from the past with a vendetta against Roy Steel! A trip to the shops with a detour into danger for Lorrimer and Sir Maxwell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 26, 201838 minSeason 2Ep. 5

X: The Terror from Beneath

SET COURSE for a million year old horror from beneath the very earth! FEAR the creature from beneath! Fear its deadly legacy! A legacy of fear-y terror! LISTEN! Listen to the sound of its screams! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 201833 minSeason 2Ep. 4

The Prey of M.A.N.T.I.S

MANTIS: A million pound brain with a printed circuit for a heart! MANTIS: A computer designed to find a legendary beast. But first it must destroy! MANTIS: Isn't even shaped like a man! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 201835 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Green Prison of Death

BEWARE! The terrifying horror from the vegetable kingdom! WITNESS! Two men left to their own devices! THRILL! As your ears experience fear so powerful they'll want to move to Spain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 05, 201836 minSeason 2Ep. 2

They Stole Lorrimer's Brain!

WITNESS! A fiendish doctor with a lust for brains! EXPERIENCE! The horror of his menagerie of beasts! GASP! As The Monster Hunters begins it's second sensational series! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 201838 minSeason 2Ep. 1

The Haunting of Roy Steel

WHY is Roy's wife sat in Roy's flat? What does she want with Roy? How many times can you put the word Roy into a paragraph? WHAT horrors lie in the spooky old house? Do the secrets of its curse lie in the mind of Mrs Brownlow? HOW? Just how? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 21, 201851 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Taste the Scars of Orloff

WHO has resurrected the fearsome Count Orloff from his ultra secure resting place? HOW secure was his resting place anyway (hint: It was designed by Sir Maxwell)? CAN our heroes prevent the entire country falling victim to Orloff's terrifying powers? and, WHAT secret sits in the relative safety of Roy's flat? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 14, 201853 minSeason 1Ep. 7

The Powers of Lord Greg

IS Roy Steel's visit to the town of Karnstadt the work or a devious mastermind or an over enthusaistic tourist board? WHO is Lord Greg Powers and what grudge does he hold against our heroes? CAN Lorrimer Chersterfield save Roy from a perilous fate of terror or will his own problems overwhelm him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 07, 201839 minSeason 1Ep. 6

The Voodoo Zombies of the Snake Woman

WHAT ancient evil is coiled beneath the streets of London? ARE the living dead really on the loose? And could these two events be connected in some way? (HINT: Yes) WHO is the mysterious Tiffany and what hold does she have over Sir Maxwell House? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 201834 minSeason 1Ep. 5

The Hour of the Witch

WHAT terrorful craze is sweeping through the innocent ladies of London like some kind of terrorful craze? WILL Roy Steel become a victim of temptation? CAN Lorrimer Chesterfield convince the police to drive at a sensible speed? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 23, 201836 minSeason 1Ep. 4

The Hand of Anubis

WHAT are the contents of the mysterious package from Egypt addressed to Lorrimer Chestefield? IS the title of Episode 3 a clue, or simply a coincidence? HAS the greatest monster hunting mind of the 1970s fallen victim to an ancient curse? WHAT use, if any, is Sir Maxwell House? Or will he be plying our heroes with drink again?Join us and discover the truth behind the death of Margot Chesterfield in Episode 3 of The Monster Hunters, The Hand of Anubis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Oct 16, 201834 minSeason 1Ep. 3

The Heir of the Dog

WHAT is the fearsome beast terrorising England's Richest Man? WHO is the mysterious Madeline Lockheart and what secrets does she hide? WILL Roy Steel and Lorrimer Chesterfield save the day, or are they doomed to make wisecracks and bicker like normal? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 201838 minSeason 1Ep. 2

The Discoteque of Nights

Two hundred years ago the forces of evil were finally vanquished into Hell. But today, in 1971, they have returned. Sir Maxwell House has called Roy Steel and Professor Lorrimer Chesterfield to his house to discuss some strange occurrences revolving around London's hottest new nightspot, The Discoteque of Nights. This is a job for ... The Monster Hunters! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 02, 201834 minSeason 1Ep. 1