It's been a big three and a half months for us over here at the Leguizamarama headquarters. Three and a half months of doctors, nurses, surprise pregnancies, monkey babies, Shane West wanting to be in a boy band, naked Shakespeare, Christmas parties held in basements, Sara Gilbert, witty one-liners, fights that never get resolved, medical professionals having sex with each other, memory loss, alcohol addiction, pissing on a taxi and Johnny Legz in crisp scrubs. This week, we talk about "ER-arama...
Aug 10, 2022•46 min•Ep. 99
And Just Like That, we are given the gift of Season 12, Episode 21 of "ER" - the final episode of "ER" to feature John Leguizamo. Together, we have watched the wobbliest character arch to ever be put on our TV screen as we follow Victor Clemente's journey through the Emergency Room of Chicago's County General Hospital. Throughout this episode, we see Clemente slowly lose his mind. He has dark circles under his eyes, he hasn't slept in weeks, he gives bad advice on how to treat the patients, he p...
Aug 03, 2022•45 min•Ep. 98
"No Place To Hide" is episode 19 of season 12 of "ER." It's an episode in two parts. Part one is like a normal episode of "ER". Liar Liar does an 'I Am Sam' plot but with dementia. The weird, funny dude is grumpy to the sexy, mean surgeon and then the sexy, mean surgeon kisses him because that's how lust works. Clemente is slowly losing his mind because Bobby is sending him threatening letters with dead fish in the envelope. For some reason, Clemente won't alert the authorities or tell anyone ab...
Jul 21, 2022•48 min•Ep. 97
"Lost In America" is the title of the 17th episode of the 12th season of the same medical drama we have been watching the last few months. Clemente has passed his drug test and is back working as a doctor at the ER. Hooray! He has shaved his face and put on a white lab coat and is no longer snorting drugs off of his naked girlfriend. He is, however, totally homeless. He is secretly sleeping at the hospital. Practical Magic wants to baptise his child. Bend It Like Beckham gets offered some sort o...
Jul 17, 2022•48 min•Ep. 96
Episode 15 of ER's 12th season tackles some full on shit. Clemente wants to come back to work at the ER and is shocked that his colleagues aren't too keen for that. This seems really unfair, even if he did disappear for over a week and came back wanted for the attempted murder of his married girlfriend. 8 Mile and Bend It Like Beckham clash about some stuff but it doesn't involve John Leguizamo so we don't care too much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jul 10, 2022•37 min•Ep. 95
Victor Clemente is back, baby! And it's incredibly full on. ER, Season 12, Episode 14 is titled "Quintessence of Dust" which really doesn't explain the episode at all. Clemente has returned to our screen, but even though he used to be a quick-talking, rule-following, stern surgeon in crisp scrubs, he is now a messy junkie without a shirt. Bobby (Clemente's lover's husband) sneaks into their apartment and shoots them both. Clemente rushes his lover to the ER and everyone he used to work with inst...
Jul 03, 2022•47 min•Ep. 94
ER, Season 12, Episode 12 does not feature John Leguizamo. We have to talk about it, but really, does the plot matter if Clamente ain't there? We chat heap about "The Menu" - a John Leguizamo movie that is coming out later this year which (based on the trailer) just SCREAMS five leguiSTARmos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 22, 2022•39 min•Ep. 93
Episode 11 of season 12 of the smash-hit medical drama ER is titled "If Not Now." It's two weeks post-Christmas. Liar Liar is pregnant with Practical Magic's baby and we learn that neither of them are 100% sure whether they want to abort or follow through with the pregnancy. This internal battle is presented to the audience through a series of flashback scenes that doesn't seem to suit the vibe of ER at all. We also learn that Practical Magic is a Christian with an excellent knowledge of bible v...
Jun 08, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 92
"All About Christmas Eve" is the 10th episode of Season 12 of the medical drama "ER." Practical Magic is now the chief of emergency medicine. To celebrate, he hands out Christmas presents to the staff at the hospital while wearing a silly little Christmas hat. He then, in the Christmas spirit, gives a bunch of people the night off which leads to a severe risk of death for many of the patients. The main plot is another shooting. It's very dark and sad, but gives a realistic depiction of how docto...
Jun 01, 2022•48 min•Ep. 91
ER, Season 12, Episode 9 is titled 'I Do.' Bend It Like Beckham's army boyfriend is back! And he spends the majority of the episode pressuring Beckham into marriage, even though Beckham says 'no' at least 100 times. He follows her around the hospital and wears her down until she finally agrees and they get married in the basement of the hospital once it has been decorated like a shit nightclub. Clemente and Practical Magic stop bickering and make peace (sort of) in what is a very unclear storyli...
May 25, 2022•44 min•Ep. 90
Today Mish and Zach chat about 'ER', season 12, episode 8. In this episode, a plane crashes right in the middle of Chicago. The episode cuts between the ER and the crash site. Velma is the most senior nurse in this episode. Bend It Like Beckham does a ride along with Jesse from 'Full House' in his ambulance for some unknown reason. Liar Liar and Practical Magic come into the ER after a night of sex, despite the face that neither of them are rostered on. Legz is trying to set up triage out the fr...
May 18, 2022•52 min•Ep. 89
'ER' episode 7, season 12 titled "The human Shield" opens with a man holding a young girl in his arms as he shoots wildly at policemen who (in return) shoot wildly at him. The man and the young girl get shot in the shower of bullets and the paramedics are called. Uncle Jesse from Full House enters dressed as a paramedic. Our favourite doctor Victor Clemente (Johnny Legz) asserts his power in the hospital by holding stern meetings with all of the staff. He loves a stern meeting. He fucks up a lit...
May 12, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 88
"Dream House" is the sixth episode of the twelfth season of "ER". Dr Clemente reveals himself to be a bit more open to breaking the rules. He secretly smuggles a baby monkey into the hospital because they have similar DNA to humans. Meanwhile, the lady from "3rd Rock From The Sun" gives Velma from "Scooby Doo" a promotion. Her first task in her new position is to fire someone. The girl from "Bend It Like Beckham" finds out that the girl from "2Broke Girls" who has been sleeping with the guy from...
May 04, 2022•37 min•Ep. 87
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Apr 06, 2022•39 min
On the 16th of November 2020, John Leguizamo zoomed in and did Conan O'Brien's podcast "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend". They chat about how long they have known each other, bullying and John's upbringing in Queens. John plays himself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 30, 2022•52 min
"Playing with Fire" is a 2019 family comedy directed by Andy Fickman of "Mall Cop 2" fame. It follows the story of John Cena and his arm veins as they fight fire and work their way into our horny little hearts. Jake Carson (Cena) is the superintendent of a group of Smoke Jumpers in California. When three kids come into his life unexpectedly, we are met with some very funny scenarios and a very unrealistic adoption. Leguizamo plays Rodrigo Torres, one of the Smoke Jumpers that works along side Jo...
Mar 10, 2022•50 min•Ep. 84
What do you think about when you think about the "Ice Age" franchise? We think about comedian extraordinaire Ben Russell! "Ice Age: Continental Drift" is the fourth film in the Ice Age series. Released in 2012 (10 years after the first movie) this film continues the crazy adventures of the ever growing ensemble cast as they go on a wacky adventure that is loosely based on plate tectonics. When Scrat (that way too famous squirrel dude) goes to the centre of the earth to retrieve a yummy acorn, he...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Mish and Zach love getting tagged in fun Johnny Legz clips on social media! They thought they had seen everything... until this clip popped up on Twitter! In a 20(ish) second clip, we see Leguizamo in a cool jacket and cap, attending the Rodeo Drive Planet Hollywood opening with actress Julianna Margulies. Everyone is having a great time UNTIL a reporter dares to ask John Leguizamo who he is... as if Johnny Legz isn't the greatest character actor of all time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Feb 27, 2022•29 min•Ep. 82
"Righteous Kill" is a 2008 thriller directed by John Avnet who also directed "Fried Green Tomatoes", a severely underrated Kathy Bates movies. "Righteous Kill" is a movie about righteous kills. Turk and Rooser (Pacino and De Niro) are two cops on the hunt for a serial killer who leaves little notes around their victims. The killer is a little bit too close to home though.... ooo aaahhh... John Leguizamo plays Simon Perez, a detective who suspects Dr Niro is involved in the murders. This leads to...
Feb 16, 2022•52 min
Encanto is the 60th animated feature film of the Walt Disney Studios. It tells the story of the Madrigals, an extraordinary family who live hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a charmed place called The Encanto. The magic of the Encanto has blessed every child in the family with a unique gift... every child except for Mirabel. When things start to go awry with their magical house, Mirabel takes it upon herself to figure out what is going on. Leguizamo plays Bruno, a dark and mysterious figure...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Zach loves two things: John Leguizamo and Disneyland. Enjoy this delightful mini episode as Mish quizzes Zach on all things Leguizneyland! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 29, 2022•20 min
It's mini episode time! These are cute little episodes that happen when Mish and Zach need a break from dissecting John Leguizamo's entire filmography. This week, Zach quizzes Mish on how well she knows "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." He also asks a couple of Leguizamo questions to keep it on brand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 19, 2022•19 min
It's a breakdown so intense... that it requires two parts! Please enjoy your mates Mish and Zach going absolutely batshit insane as they try and decipher John Leguizamo's career in the 90s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 12, 2022•50 min
The 90s was a special time. We had Westlife, Alicia Silverstone, butterfly clips, the planet Pluto, Bill Clinton, TV Hits magazine... but did we have Sexy Luigi? Take a journey with Mish and Zach as they dissect John Leguizamo's acting career during the 90s. Sort of. They basically just have a couple of breakdowns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Some would say that Steven Segal's number 1 fan is Dave Warneke, so naturally, we had to chat about "Out For Justice" with him. Opening with a quote from Arthur Miller, "Out For Justice" tells of the story of the thin, blue line that separates the police from organised crime in a particularly rough neighbourhood in Brooklyn... but it's also just about Steven Segal kicking ass. When Segal's partner is assassinated by a drug addicted psychopath, Segal goes on a bloody rampage to bring justice to t...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 75
"Nothing Like The Holidays" is a drama/Christmas film released in 2008 and directed by Alfredo De Villa. It follows all of the members of the Rodriguez family as they gather together at Alfred Molina's house to celebrate Christmas. This year, however, the Christmas prediod is laced with so many dramas - potential divorce, murder, dancing. Everything works out in the end though. It's a bloody Christmas movie! John Leguizamo plays Mauricio. He is a workaholic that is married to Debra Messing who d...
Dec 22, 2021•50 min
One of legendary Comedian/Broadcaster Kyran Wheatley's favourite movies is 'Romeo and Juliet' starring John Leguizamo... so naturally, Mish and Zach made him watch a small, arty, low budget horror/sci-fi/drama from 1991 called Poison, directed by Todd Hayes - a film made up of 3 small films. The first story is titled 'Hero' - a documentary style story about a young boy accused of shooting his dad and then flying away. Literally flying. Like at tthe end of the movie Birdman but with less Emma Sto...
Dec 16, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 73
In fair Verona is where we set our scene... with the legend that is Comedian Zoe Coombs Marr! "Romeo and Juliet" is a really old story about really young love, written by William Shakespeare (ALLEGEDLY!) The movie we watched is a 1996 action/romance directed by Baz Luhrmann. The Montagues and the Capulets hate each other. They fight lots like the gangs in "West Side Story" except without the songs and the dancing and the white washing... although there is a bit of white washing in this film. Whe...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 72
"Freak" is a 1998 film directed by Spike Lee. The film is a live performance of John Leguizamo's 1998 one-man-show of the same name. Leguizamo's show was autobiographical as he often talks about many aspects of his own life and upbringing. He chats heaps about his family. He plays them as well. John Leguizamo plays the part of John Leguizamo. Himself. That's him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 01, 2021•56 min•Ep. 71
Podcaster/Internet Celebrity/Tram Driver Nick Mason (The Weekly Planet) watches and reviews films regularly, so Mish and Zach took his expertise... and made him watch "Spawn." a superhero/action/fantasy released in 1997, "Spawn" (directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé) is the story of Al Simmonds, a US Marine Colonel that really wants to retire, but his boss, Martin Sheen, won't let him quit... which is totally illegal. Al agrees to perform one more mission for Martin Sheen. Poor Al is killed on this missi...
Nov 18, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 70
