"All That" is essentially a sketch comedy show like "Saturday Night Live"... except it's for kids, and instead of beautiful people that went to Second City, it has a strange combo of teenagers that look like The Jonas Brothers and a bunch of shrill children. They're similar in that the sketches are really long. John Leguizamo stars in a sketch that is a parody of "Star Trek." In it, he plays a silly alien that is very annoying. He copies what people say and sticks his tongue out a lot. Hosted on...
Nov 10, 2021•58 min•Ep. 69
"Frogs For Snakes" is an indie comedy/thriller written and directed by Amos Poe who likes to make weird films. This film is from 1998 but has serious 1993 vibes. "Frogs for Snakes" follows Eva, an out of work actress that also does a bit of debt collection for her ex husband, Al, a famous and violent producer. She hangs out with a lot of her actor friends at a diner where many of them break off into random monologues from various plays and films. John Leguizamo plays Zip, Eva's new boyfriend. Li...
Nov 03, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 68
Joined by the absolutely hilarious comedian and podcaster Honor Wolff (Hot Department), Mish and Zach tackle this very expensive movie about dinosaur love. "Walking with Dinosaurs - The Movie" is a 2013 3D, CGI, live action family film based on the 1999 BBC mini series of the same name. The film is largely set 70,000,000 years ago. It tells the story of Patchi (voiced by Drew Barrymore's ex boyfriend) a dinosaur that has various little adventures during the annual migration of his dinosaur famil...
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 67
It's Leguizamo's first ever gig! Such a momentous occasion calls for a momentous guest - the hilarious Gen Fricker! Madonna’s song “Borderline” tells the story of young love. The female protagonist appeals to her male counterpart to either end their relationship or “finish what he started” and commit fully to their burning passion. She grows increasingly frustrated, claiming that her love interest is simply making a fool of her, playing with her heart and keeping her a prisoner, while she contin...
Oct 14, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 66
"The Greatest Freak Out Ever" is a YouTube video that was posted in 2009 by wafflePWn. It shows a young guy - preteen age - secretly filming his brother as he freaks out about his "World of Warcraft" game being canceled or some other gamer shit like that. In the video, he screams, paces, removes his clothing and tries to shove a remote up his asshole. It was later revealed that this videos was fake and totally set up but these two boys LOL. In the 2010 video posted by the same channel, John recr...
Oct 06, 2021•46 min•Ep. 65
"Repo Men" is a 2010 action film which is kind of set in the present day but also kind of set in the future. It tells the story of a future where nothing is different to 2010 except you can now get expensive robots on payment plans. It follows a Repo Man for robot hearts who goes on the run once he himself has to have a robot heart. John Leguizamo plays Aspery, a black marker organ donor who does the regular Leguizamo character journey - 2 scenes and a death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Sep 29, 2021•52 min•Ep. 64
"The Night Clerk" is a 2020 drama/thriller directed by Michael Cristofer (from "Original Sin" fame - a movie where Antonio Banderas spits in Angelina Jolie mouth.) This film follows Bart, a young night clerk with Asperger's Syndrome who witnesses a murder in one of the hotel rooms as he has set up the hotel room with hidden cameras. It's kind of a whodunnit murder mystery, except not really because it only has a cast of seven actors so figuring out who the murderer was isn't very difficult. John...
Sep 24, 2021•50 min•Ep. 63
"Ride Along" is a 2014 American buddy-cop action/comedy starring Kevin Hart and Ice Cube (writer of FUCK THE POLICE). It tells the story of Ben (Hart) who must prove to his girlfriend's brother (Cube) that he is worthy of marrying his sister. Cube is a cop who takes Hart of a ride along to see if he is able to handle the pressure. John Leguizamo plays a cop who is also a bad man. He has a cool fight scene with Ice Cube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 15, 2021•50 min•Ep. 62
John Leguizamo TOLD US to watch this movie. When Johnny Legz tells us to do something, we bloody do it! "Casualties of War" is a 1989 American war drama starring all these famous people when they weren't famous yet and when they were all very slim. People like Sean Penn and John C Reilly and our best friend, John Leguizamo (full Baby Legz). This film is based on the events of the 1966 incident on hill 192 during the Vietnam War. John Leguizamo plays Private First Class Antonio Diaz. Hosted on Ac...
Sep 08, 2021•46 min•Ep. 61
Johnny Legz arrives at a bar. He asks his friend Tito to buy him a beer. Tito ignores him and offers to buy a Bud Light for a pretty young woman at the same bar. This upsets Johnny, but he has a plan! He comes back to the bar dressed in full drag. Now Tito will buy him a Bud Light! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 01, 2021•47 min•Ep. 60
"Sanjay and Craig" is an animated kids show from Nickelodeon - an American pay television channel that bought us such bangers as "SpongeBob SquarePants", "The Rugrats" and a couple of public scandals. It tells the story of a little boy named Sanjay and his talking snake-friend, Craig. In season 3, episode 9, Sanjay and Craig and their mate in a blonde wig are watching an adventure movie. They then go to a convention called Tuffconbased around the movie they were watching earlier. While there, th...
Aug 25, 2021•43 min•Ep. 59
You just can't watch a "John Wick" film without inviting Wick's number one fan (comedian/writer/performer Michelle Brasier) along for the ride! "John Wick 2" is a very good sequel! It tells the story of John Wick who reluctantly has to kill a person, but then he kind of gets into it and kills a lot of people. Then he gets a bit too excited and kills a particular person in the wrong place. John Leguizamo plays Aurelio - the super slick car guy from the first movie. He's not in this movie very muc...
Aug 18, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 58
Mish and Zach are joined this week by the ridiculously talented actor/singer/drag queen sensation Tilly Capulet. Together they reflect on their time together as university mates, their personal relationships with Baz Luhrmann... and they occasionally chat about the 2009 arthouse film "Rage". "Rage" is about all of the different characters you will find in and around a New York fashion house. It stars heaps of really famous Hollywood actors that all wish they could sustain a lavish lifestyle by a...
Aug 11, 2021•51 min•Ep. 57
We have another sexy thriller, people! "Revenge" is a 1990 romantic thriller (according to wikipedia - 'romantic' isn't the word we'd use, hey?) starring the guy from "Waterworld", the lady from "12 Monkeys", the guy who played Zorba in "Zorba the Greek", one of the bad guys from Robocop and John Leguizamo from this podcast. The very visually appealing film tells the story of Jay Cochran, a sexy all-American fighter pilot that starts an affair with a rich drug lord's wife. After 45 horny minutes...
Aug 04, 2021•54 min•Ep. 56
"Joe The King" is a semi-autobiographical drama film from 1999. Joe is a disadvantaged preteen who lives with Val Kilmer (his alcoholic father), his super stressed out mother and his older brother who like girls and sleeping. Joe works at a really shit diner run by a total madman who is rude to everyone. To save some money to buy his stressed mother some new records, Joe steals money from the diner and everyone gets really mad at him. This movie is very depressing and has no lightness. It's a lo...
Jul 28, 2021•49 min•Ep. 55
"El Paseo 2" is a Colombian family comedy that is entirely in Spanish. Everyone in it speaks Spanish the entire time and the only version of the film that Zach and Mish could find had no subtitles. Lucho Calvo and his family want to have an awesome holiday together at a beautiful resort, but in his desperation to provide a perfect vacation for his family, all of his fun-filled plans are met with many funny roadblocks!... presumably. It was in Spanish and Zach and Mish don't speak Spanish so they...
Jul 21, 2021•43 min•Ep. 54
It's time to revisit "Super Mario Brothers" and Mish and Zach invited Podcaster/Comedian/Filmmaker Alexei Toliopoulos along for the ride! But this time, it's the Morton Jankel cut! Which is the exact same movie with a whole bunch of unnecessary stuff. This a 2021 fan cut of the 1993 action movie "Super Mario Bros". It's everything you love about the original movie, plus 20 minutes of unseen footage like Mario eating pasta sauce with his girlfriend and a rap song in a nightclub (which is painful ...
Jul 14, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 53
Writer/Producer/Comedian Luke McGregor joins the Leguizamarama family this week! He chats with Mish and Zach about M. Night Shyamalan's very odd thriller "The Happening" (which Shyamalan claims to be a spoof, but he only claimed that after it was a flop and it's totally not spoofy enough to be a spoof film, you know what I mean?) In New York City Central Park, people start to die by mass suicide initially believed to be caused by a bio-terrorist attack using an airborne neurotoxin. This behaviou...
Jul 07, 2021•46 min•Ep. 52
Mish and Zach recorded a Q&A a while back. This is that Q&A. It's about John Leguizamo, but it's also about haircare and doggos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 30, 2021•27 min•Ep. 51
It's the first official LeguizARIAS! An award show created to celebrate the first 50 episodes of Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama! Who is going to win?! Will it be Baby Legz? Dadguizamo? Rosie Perez? Hosted by Mish and Zach. Invented by Mish and Zach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 23, 2021•53 min•Ep. 50
Comedian, Twitch streamer, producer and writer Lena Moon was lucky enough to join Zach and Mish to discuss a two minute sketch called "Big Balls" which is about balls of all different sizes. "Big Balls" is a Funny Or Die sketch released in 2010. It is directed written and created by multiple men. It starts with two guys in an office having an argument, with one of them demanding a raise. The other says "where do you get the balls?" and in swoops Fast Eddie Tobrick who runs a company that sells b...
Jun 16, 2021•56 min•Ep. 49
2005's "The Honeymooners" follows the lives of Ralph, his wife Alice and Ed Norton (his goofy neighbour, not the actor) as the get involved in various schemes in their day to day living. Ralph makes many poor choices in absurd dilemmas. Regina Hall is in this movie too. John Leguizamo plays Dodge, a dodgy greyhound trainer that's in the film quite a bit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 09, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 48
"Love In The Time Of Cholera" is a 2007 movie based on a book from the 80s. It tells the story of Florentino (played by Javier Bardem and also a younger guy that looks absolutely nothing like Javier Bardem.) Florentino loves a beautiful woman named Fermina. He tells her he loves her and she tells him she also loves him. A few years after confessing their love, Florentino tells Fermina that he loves her again, but she has changed her mind. She now loves Benjamin Bratt. This upsets Florentino so m...
Jun 02, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 47
"Collateral Damage" is a 2002 action film that tells the story of Gordon Brewster (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger), an all-American, LA firefighter with a thick Austrian accent who witnesses the death of his wife and child in a terrorist incident. After he realises that the liberal snowflakes up in DC ain't going to do nothing about it, he heads to Colombia himself to kill the terrorists responsible. John Leguizamo plays Felix, the manager of a cocaine distribution facility. He is very sexy in ...
May 26, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 46
Genius comedian Annie Louey took time out of her day to watch "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" and then took even more time out of her day to chat about it with Mish and Zach. "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" is a 2001 American comedy film from the director of D2: The Mighty Ducks. It tells the story of a robber (played by Martin Lawrence) who tried to steal from a crooked billionaire (played by Danny Devito) but then Danny Devito stole Martin Lawrence's ring. John Leguizamo plays Mart...
May 20, 2021•54 min•Ep. 45
Comedian Xavier Michelides joins Mish and Zach this week! What a SUENO! "Sueno" is a sweet, low budget film from 2005. It tells the story of a young MexicanAmerican man (played by Johnny Legz) as he chases his dream of one day making a CD. We follow him as he puts together a band to compete in a radio station sponsored music contest. Meanwhile, he finds himself caught in a love triangle between a beautiful young nurse and a more age appropriate divorcee. John Leguizamo plays Antonio, the most 20...
May 12, 2021•57 min•Ep. 44
Professional comedian and podcaster Dave Warneke joins these two idiots to chat about the 1996 action film Executive Decision. This film is about a whole bunch of different men who, at different points in the film, make executive decisions. Some of them are good decisions and some of them are bad. Halle Berry makes an executive decision at one point too, sort of. When terrorists take over a plane with a massive bomb in it, Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell and a bunch of other guys decide to save the ...
May 05, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 43
Ben Russell is back! He loves the Ice Age franchise! While Manny the Mammoth and Queen Latifah are expecting a baby, Diego/Dennis Leary decides to venture off on his own. Sid the Sloth steals some dinosaur eggs and plans to raise the baby dinosaurs himself (which is very dark if you think about it.) When the mama dinosaur discovers that her children have been stolen, she is understandably pissed off. DrAmA! John Leguizamo plays Sid the Sloth (again) except this time he is arguably the central ch...
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 42
'The Hollow Point' tells the story of a guy played by Patrick Wilson (who was in 'Hard Candy' and he will forever be THAT guy.) He becomes a sheriff of a border town where bullets get smuggled into Mexico after the guy from 'Deadwood' shoots a guy. Patrick Wilson is a good man who doesn't want to be a bad man like all the other bad men in the movie, but it seems like deep down he is just a bad man. John Leguizamo plays the baddest man. He's like a psycho killer. He's not particularly relevant to...
Apr 21, 2021•57 min•Ep. 41
"The Take" is a drama/thriller film from 2007, not to be confused with the TV series "The Take" from 2009 about a criminal sociopath played by Tom Hardy. It looks pretty good, but John Leguizamo isn’t in it. The Take starring John Leguizamo is set in working class Los Angeles. Felix De La Pena is a family man that drives an armored vehicle for a living. One shift, late at night, his truck is hijacked by a very angry man and his very angry friends. Felix is shot in the head but he survives! Felix...
Apr 14, 2021•53 min•Ep. 40
