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That's A Nice Grill

What a beautiful thing. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour donate at theminutehour.com logo by Arthur Hickman Music: Welcome Back / Perturbator's Theme - Perturbator

Jan 21, 2017•4 min

Trials - Part Two 0:00 - Opening (Glass) 2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear) 4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass) 5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spence) 7:29 - HE'S ESCAPED HIS BODY (Martinez) 10:21 - A Very Scary Statue (Spence) 11:47 - No Need For Sleep (Glass) 13:52 - New Sheriff (Spence) 16:32 - BEATDOWN BREAKDOWN (LFO) 18:34 - I Live In A Big Clock Tower (Spence) 20:41 - Fuck The Kids (Spence) 23:37 - OUR LAST CHANCE (Martinez) 24:33 - ALPHA-RTD's Parole Hearing (Martinez) 28:54 - Bang You...

Dec 31, 2016•32 min

New Sheriff

There's a new sheriff in town. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Danger - Sam Spence

Nov 28, 2016•3 min

Fuck The Kids

The news has gotten NASTY!! Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour those two little fuckers those two little fucking fuckers my life is ruined they fuck up what I'm doin fuck all the kids we must fuck all the kids I tell ya I cannot stand them I don't give a single goddamn those little fuckers their days are numbered I would kill them myself if I thought I could get away with it fuck fuck the kids and fuck them for good cause we don't need them w...

Nov 23, 2016•3 min

A Very Scary Statue

art is alive Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: I have come to burn your town to the ground. If you run your bones won't even be found. Put you in a tomb that you built yourself. A tomb you thought spelled doom for somebody else but now it's clear for you all to see this whole time you've been proving to me you have to pay for all that you've done and I won't stop until I am done it's not your choice you don't get a say you made you c...

Nov 13, 2016•1 min

You Did It

You actually went and did it. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com You did it. You didn't think that you could do it but you did. You You did it Yes you did it You did! You! Are committed cause you did it didn't you? On one hand gotta hand it to you cause others will say but you will do it and we're gonna miss you so much and we hope you don't regret it because you already did it you gotta do what you wanna do You you did it yeah you finished livin, it's true there's no limit or decisio...

Nov 05, 2016•1 min

When I Get Upset, Bad Things Happen

Get out of town. Season 3 - Trials donate at theminutehour.com become a patron at patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Philip Glass - Kronos Quartet - Mishima - 1962: Body Building

Oct 31, 2016•2 min

I Live In A Big Clock Tower

Giant floating clock tower of doom coming to a city near you. Season 3 - Trials I live in a big clock tower, it floats round from town to town, with automat-ic turrets that shoot you down if you get too near. And its got these rocket boosters, that burn all the children dead - yes I know, that's fucked up, the truth is I don't give a fuck. Fuck everything that you think. Fuck your lives and your lies they all stink. I don't even understand the question, and I don't want to hear you explain. Oh I...

Oct 28, 2016•2 min

Trials - Part One

Trials - Part One. Season 3 Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff Original Logo by Arthur Hickman 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - My Robot Messiah 11:26 - How To Change Your Life 15:14 - Sweet Little Kevin 18:02 - My Robot Messiah: WHO IS ALPHA-RED? 19:42 - The Force is a Brotherhood 21:21 - Force Stories: Life of Brothers 22:26 - Please Give Me Back My Body 24:06 - Something Terribly Offensive 27:52 - My Robot Messiah: QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES 29:38 - Walk The Plank 33:03 - You Have To Relax 35:34 - My Robot...

Oct 23, 2016•46 min

Walk The Plank

Gold is such a fascinating adventure waiting to be discovered and let me just say just if i may the gold we're finding will be good! Now you are all so enterprising it's not surprising that gold, and finding it could make the best of you turn violent even though you know i'm your friend and i'll stand by you to your end and i'm your friend yes i'm your friend and i love you and i never ever want to see you go yes a true friend not a new friend what we'll do friends is catch a glimpse...of gold M...

Oct 01, 2016•3 min

You Have To Relax

a bug in the brain is what you make of it. Season 3 - Trials Image by Nivekin. (full: https://i.redd.it/yyygje9v76iy.png) Music: Dance - John Cage

Sep 14, 2016•3 min

Please Give Me Back My Body

the last moments of a very polite robot Season 3 - Trials Drums: Jim Dooley

Sep 12, 2016•2 min

Cruisin On My Bike

cruisin on my bike tryna pick up chicks cruisin on my bike gonna see what sticks cruisin on my bike and i feel alright cruisin on my bike in the middle of the night and im CRUISIN CRUISIN ON MY BIKE im CRUISIN i’ll fuckin kill you if you dont look at my bike cruisin on my bike and everyone’s watching they wanna see a trick but i aint stoppin cruisin on my bike til the end of my days cruisin on my bike til they take it away cruisin on my bike go head first into traffic cruisin on my bike now im d...

Sep 02, 2016•2 min

The Force Is A Brotherhood

Share your brotherly blood, we need it. Season 3 - Trials Music: Theme of Solid Snake/Opening - Metal Gear 2

Aug 26, 2016•2 min

The Immigrant Song

AMERICAN ODYSSEY: THE TRUE STORY OF REAL THUDDY DRUMS The Immigrant Song for the doubters, the faithless and broken. Season 3 - Trials Music: The Comancheros - Sam Spence

Aug 17, 2016•3 min

How To Change Your Life

kill yourself to save yourself Season 3 - Trials Music: Lightning (w Janice Pendarvis) - Philip Glass

Aug 08, 2016•3 min

My 30th Birthday

the life of the party. Season 3 - Trials Image by Nivekin. (full: https://imgur.com/CD7yGIb.jpg) Music: Blood Oath - Philip Glass (Kronos Quartet) Warm Funk Groove Drumless Backing Track - Drumless Backing Tracks (Drum! Drum! Drum!)

Jul 29, 2016•5 min

Something Terribly Offensive

I bop em til they don't bop no more. Season 3 - Trials Music: Are We Having a Party - Cliff Martinez

Jul 01, 2016•4 min

Sweet Little Kevin

This is your problem now, Kevin. Season 3 - Trials Music: You're My Dream - Proud

Jun 27, 2016•3 min

My Robot Messiah, Pt. 1

What can we learn from our robot failures Season 3 - Trials Music: Mishima - November 25: Morning (Philip Glass) Mishima - 1934: Grandmother and Kimitake (Philip Glass)

Jun 22, 2016•10 min

Judgement (Album)

Judgement Music: Philip Glass Sam Spence The B-52s Kevin Macleod Shinedown Audio: Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 4 Lords of the Realm II

Jun 16, 2016•56 min

Good Natured Pizza Delivery Guy Who Shrugs His Shoulders (A lot)

hang in there good natured pizza delivery guy, the weight on your shoulders gives you no choice but to shrug. Season 2 - Judgement Music: Are Years What (For Marianne Moore) - Philip Glass

Jun 09, 2016•1 min