What This Fuckin' Bitch Doesn't Understand
what does a fuckin' bitch have to do around here to get firebombed?? the minute hour
Jul 09, 2018•37 sec
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Banana Boye (Full Version)
inspired by Tim, The Enchanter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTHBfYOcKU music is Brazillian Flower by Jean- Jacques Perrey lyrics: he know the trends he's the king of all his friends oh honey that's our banana boye oh he has thick yellow skin and i wish that i was him a charming little banana boye you've never seen so much grace til you've seen his little face it fills my dark heart with utter joy oh he has thick yellow skin and i wish that i was him a charming little banana boye and everyda...
Jun 03, 2018•2 min
A Wooden Dress (The Dressmaker's Song)
lyrics: a wooden dress last night, i carved you a wooden dress to protect you from the world's unsavory caress from the world's unrelenting molest for no man I know can molest through a wooden dress. sculpted and flowing with wood grain a glowing a little leg showing this dress makes the rest look like crap! and it lasts! if you love it, it loves you right back! that's some magic it's wooden, not fabric! timeless, forever and built for all weather this dress is a treasure this dress buries treas...
Apr 19, 2018•3 min
The Hero of the Diner
the minute hour. music: Goodbye, Jerry - Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra Halzar - IT
Mar 06, 2018•9 min
How's Your Fiancee?
the minute hour lyrics: so how's your fiancee? is it serious? do you think it'll last? i only ask cause sometimes people get engaged as a way of saying "thank you for dating such a pain in the ass" or maybe you accept the proposal cause yes its a huge gesture spending the rest of your life with another a beautiful cover for all of your faults and your many shortcomings
Feb 28, 2018•1 min
Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB
the many mini mysterious misadventures of jack bb the minute hour. music: Jerry & Phil - Jerry Cotton soundtrack French Girl in Manhattan (w/ Marie France) - Jerry Cotton soundtrack Cristallo Cristallo - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
Feb 04, 2018•4 min
I Got Tampons!
locally procured butt plugs the minute hour
Jan 16, 2018•2 min
I'm Not Gay
in fact, i'm actually straight. music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence lyrics: I don't care what they say I don't care, I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay No in fact, I'm actually straight 100% stray-ay-ay-ait Mark that down in your books! I'm not one who would give a look or suck anybody's cock! no that's not what i want If i was gay everybody would know i'd run round the town to spy the seeds that i could sow all type of dick put em into my mouth get em real stiff and maybe bring em further south down to my b...
Jan 07, 2018•2 min
Why Is No One Talking About Fight Club?
im always friggin talkin about it become a $3 patron to get the zine https://patreon.com/theminutehour music: The Dust Brothers - Corporate World (from fight club)
Dec 04, 2017•3 min
Baloney & Figgs
You never have to be alone again. Season 4 - Relay https://patreon.com/theminutehour Music: The Beach Boys - Smile Backing Vocals Montage
Nov 22, 2017•3 min
I Don't Care
a tiny little ladybug. patreon.com/theminutehour Drums - Jim Dooley lyrics: i just brush my hair cuz idc x4 ooo a little ladybug x4 i just brush my hair cuz idc x2 i just scratch my head cuz its on FIRE i'll just scratch my eyes out with this WIRE! ooo a little ladybug! x4 idc x2 brush my hair x2 idc x2 brush my hair x2 Hair! oooooo a little ladybug i said ooooo a little ladybug i said ooooo a little ladybug OOOOO a little ladybug! i cannot say how odd it is to see this little ladybug he's stand...
Nov 15, 2017•2 min
The Haunted Darkness
album art by Droopy McCool music from: metal gear solid cliff martinez seafloored kevin macleod sam spence kano happy halloween
Oct 31, 2017•43 min
Do You Think I'm Happy
I got me a plaaaaaan Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Sam Spence - It's Over There Lyrics: do you think i'm happy when i lay in bed at night do you think i'm happy with the way i live my life everything i said to you turns out it wasnt true every night in bed is when i pay for what i do go ahead tell everybody all the things you hate about me i dont care what they think not with where im goin soon yes very soon i'll travel far away from here to...
Oct 12, 2017•2 min
Relay Part Two
Season 4 Relay - Part Two Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghUh0ORY_c support TMH at patreon.com/theminutehour album art by arthur hickman (arthurhickman.com) 0:00 - Chairman on the Radio (Kano - Another Life) 3:35 - The Chairman Returns (Sam Spence - Data Display) 5:58 - Research & Development Hell 8:53 - If It Flies... 12:00 - Vote BimStar! (Sam Spence - Flight To Freedom) 14:45 - These Demons of Fatness (Kevin Macleod - Clean Soul) 18:17 - Code Seven (Kano - It's A War) 24:57 - Ex...
Aug 29, 2017•40 min
The Chairman Returns (RP2 out in 10 days)
RP2 out in 10 days. music is Sam Spence - Data Display. get an FSPC poster - $5 + shipping. details -https://www.reddit.com/r/theminutehour/comments/6sge1b/god_bless_the_fspc_poster_now_available/
Aug 17, 2017•2 min
The Zqube
Buy it! Throw it away! Buy it again! Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Kraftwerk - Neon Lights
Jul 16, 2017•1 min
These Demons of Fatness
you WILL die you WILL die Season 4 - Relay theminutehour.com become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Clean Soul - Kevin MacLeod
Jul 05, 2017•3 min
Anything Is Possible
music from Antonio Prola, check him out: https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperJoe1337 https://soundcloud.com/longcatzmuzik theminutehour.com support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour
Jun 19, 2017•2 min
Can You Help Us?
I got an amp! Trying to make some original compositions. This was made for nsfwhistorypodcast.com - they requested an outro for their episode through my fiverr (https://www.fiverr.com/theminutehour) Lyrics: There's something wrong with my dick something really wrong i dont know exactly what it is but its really wrong i need some kind of fix i dont care what it is a sniff of something whiff of some to make me forget i lost my mom and its sad yes its really sad now i'm stuck with tom and he's not ...
Jun 11, 2017•3 min
Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy
Season 4 - Relay support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour theminutehour.com Lyrics "We Kiss For Fun" You've seen us on the street - Brother! Brother! We've been defending you and me! Model physique! But we're completely asexual. We got the brains! and the veins! to save the day! we'll save the day! we don't! have sex! with anyone! but we kiss for fun!
May 23, 2017•3 min
EXECUTIVE SCIENCE
Science! On the move! "The Holodisk" / "Not My Job" Season 4 - Relay support tmh @ patreon.com/theminutehour music: Sam Spence - The Defenders Bill Conti - Redemption (Rocky II Theme) Lyrics - "The Holodisk" The Holodisk guides science across the globe do not approach do not get close it'll blind your little eyes with all the science that's inside the holodisk gets it's order from high above yes it's on the true mission of god to create him then make him a star "Not My Job" Not my job and no I d...
May 03, 2017•5 min
Vote BimStar!
say his name everyday Season 4 - Relay support @ patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Flight to Freedom - Sam Spence
Apr 20, 2017•3 min
Relay Part One
Season 4 - Relay Part One support tmh at patreon.com/theminutehour album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com) 0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Perturbator - Welcome Back/Perturbator's Theme) 4:16 - The Minute Hour (Cliff Martinez - Only God Forgives) 5:03 - FSPC (Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero) 8:09 - Carman (Cliff Martinez - Chang and Sword) 10:31 - Steamy Creamy Crazy (Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip) 11:26 - Rodey The Long Haired Chef 13:58 - Club Magic (Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler) 17:04...
Mar 26, 2017•30 min
Steamy Creamy Crazy
BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, NOW! Season 4 - Relay Music Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip Lyrics: It...just...takes... two scoops in the bowl and then it's in the microwave until it steams and then two creamy scoops on top and I'll be your best friend!
Mar 14, 2017•1 min
Club Magic
MC ElectroChrist wants the magic in your soul. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: Please, just have a seat - here! So - pleased you could meet - here! We! Knew you were coming We, at Club Magic see... Watch! A flip of a trick - ahh! You too can have this - powahh It's built up inside you you must let it go free... (speaking part) Leave life at the door, dear no one's keeping score here. Live a life full of magic, live a life made of dreams... (speaking part) We w...
Mar 04, 2017•3 min
DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN
Oh to be a Dundareaton Redripulate. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Music: Philip Glass - Forgetting (w/ Linda Ronstadt, Kronos Qt, The Roches)
Feb 16, 2017•3 min
Rodey The Long Haired Chef
This name, it is not a mistake. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour
Feb 08, 2017•3 min
Vape! (To Save The Human Race)
Music: Den Harrow - To Meet Me Lyrics: Vape! Vape to save the human race - It don't matter the time or place, you just stop what you're doing and VAPE! Vapin' with all your friends this party never ends it could go on for days vapin' with all your mates It's just good harmless fun safe and good for your lungs you should vape with your mum we should vape with your mum Pinnacle of grace Pillar of my faith My only true escape - It's vape. Vape away the pain! Blow it all away! Find out what remains ...
Feb 07, 2017•1 min
The Federal Sports Protection Commission
The Holy Sports Order. Season 4 - Relay become a patron: patreon.com/theminutehour Lyrics: It's my job to alter the genetic makeup of all able men who apply You were once humans now transformed by science a SCUD til the day that you die. I'll change the life of any man all he need do is apply For sports we fight cause sports are right you'll play til the play that you die. Submit yourself and give in to us You wonder what's on the other side. It's life burning bright like fire in the night and t...
Feb 03, 2017•3 min
The <3 Land
Lyrics: Oh when we find The Heartland, we'll feel it deep in our bones We'll know it's there and we won't care what put us on the road. All that happened in the past are lessons learned and now we know that when we step into the heartland we've seen the end of our woes. And we say in the Heartland men are free! Free to live responsibly! And for all those who disagree-- We'll stop their hearts entirely Oh when we find the Heartland we'll have to raise the stakes. First I'll arrange the carriages ...
Jan 29, 2017•3 min
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