Beave is gone. Midge is pissing out his ass and Midgette gets called up for the big game. She weaves the tale of surviving the recent Tornado, berates Midge for being stupid and does not Hawk Tua spit on his thang! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can ...
Jun 26, 2024•53 min•Ep. 177
Beave and Midge are back!!! Joining us with some of the most delicious brandy ever is Mick! We cover politics, Natalie Portman, why we had such a long absence and the two emails we had from over a month ago! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, s...
Jun 19, 2024•2 hr 22 min•Ep. 176
Been busy, bunch of ball busting, laughs and hilarity throughout. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our...
May 22, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 175
Michigan and most of the Midwest was hammered with Tornados and brutal storms. Beave and Midge recount their survival stories and why idiots stare out the window to see a tornado. Midge has revelations that all people are idiots and Beave makes fun of Stormy. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or emai...
May 15, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 173
Midge is back! Beave and Midge figure out how to tell if you're gay with a simple hypothetical question. Beave slams it into gear an carries the show to infinity and beyond. Beave goes ham on war, twitter spaces and when you can tell that your bitch is leaving you! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com o...
May 09, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 173
Times are good, times are fast, if you don't have food, you'll get a missile up your ass! - Israel (Probably) Today's episode is a Beave special and has some half assed tunes that he tiredly strums to the audience while mumbling about politics and life. Godspeed you filthy animals. thembmachinepodcast.com
May 02, 2024•30 min•Season 1Ep. 172
Midge starts it with a rant about workplace harassment. Beave is a workplace harasser and tells of a sweet trip to HR. We discuss the end of the universe, why debt is stupid and the comedians who are gonna be at Skanfest!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com....
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 171
R spills about how much he likes the New Fallout series on Amazon. Beave tells about some of the initiation rites to become a volunteer firefighter. Midge is pro defensive rape. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you neve...
Apr 17, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 170
Heatstroke is our guest and the name of the game is: how much sexual harm can you handle and not be fucked up. Midge is fairly certain he could've spread his ass and had a dick rubbed on it and been just fine. Beave knows way too much about the anatomy of ducks and R wants to know how to get angry make up sex; if Beave can do it than so can anyone. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or s...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 169
Did Diddy Do it? Can Mexican's fill pot holes before a bridge collapses? When is it ok to indulge in poop play? These and many more questions are answered by the dynamic duo of Midge and Beave! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to ma...
Apr 03, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 168
Beave and Midge are exhausted and vent about the state of the world, Russian plays are a no go, FF7 is amazing and is anime adjacent, and last but certainly not least, Beave cries over a dilapidated alley. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, sub...
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 167
Midge and R knock this shit out of the fucking park! We talk about getting people banned from the gym and how he has probably offed himself. Florida people are crazy and don't know where to sell unwanted children for crack. We have a quadriplegic(auto-correct for the win) pedophile that can't commit crimes and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a grea...
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 166
The White Trash Awards are here! Beave, Midge and R argue about who/what is the trashiest! Driver, Richard and Bubbles join them and hysterical hijinks ensue. Driver wants to see asshole ate and is willing to pay Midge to do it, Richard and Bubbles just sit back and enjoy the chaos. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembma...
Mar 13, 2024•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 165
Beave is a hell of a catch and bitches find out. Midge is under the weather and needs join brought into his life, hence him goading Beave into ranting about politics, talking shit about Jessie Peterson and meandering about how wonderful of a weekend Beave had. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or ema...
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 164
Good times equal, Beave getting laid before the episode, emails, hashing out the White Trash Awards. Bad Times equal, Midge arguing with his wife, not being able to find a judge, Taylor Swift, Skanks disputing contract and more!!! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonma...
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 163
This banger of an episode is brought to you by face herpes. Don't get herpes on your face, it's a drag. Beave and Midge swing hard and hit it out of the park on all topics! We've go George Floyd, face herpes, ball sack pimples, cumming down our legs, fuck Amazon Prime, Kim Congdon and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at...
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 162
Beave christens Midge as the official Dr. of the Podcast. Ball blood is magical and essentially is your own free source of everlasting life. We watched the majority of Putin's interview and we're both pleasantly surprised. We have a cure for the serial killer population and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachi...
Feb 14, 2024•44 min•Ep. 161
We have on the hottest tamale, the greatest woman that Midge has ever married, Midgette. She tells where the best spot to masterbate at work is, why it's still gross as fuck and that Midge only lasts for two minutes. Laughs abound as we all discuss the emails, Vince McMahon and our workout Journey. P.S. Journey still sucks. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would mak...
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 160
Bang bang bitches! We immediately launch into how comedy is unteachable and how we think you should view comedy. The Lions of Detroit come up and Midge has a fit about who they draw as Wolverine. Texas has a lot on their plate with a possible revolution, fentanyl and having a fort named after a loser. Ben Shapiro raps, hates flagits and debates a "dude" named Destiny. We have a very intense debate about bacon, butter and toast and their place on the Everything Scale. The Middle East is still in ...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 159
Beave and Midge discuss all things Skankfest because we got VIP tickets for it! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our web...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 158
Richard is our last minute guest! He likes golf, weed and not going to the gym. Midge goes ham on cleft lipped kids, the disabled and any other undesirable people. Beave tells a golf story that doesn't deal with golf at all and R tries to bring reason to Midge's rants.....unsuccessfully. They all discuss the likelihood of picking a woman out of a lineup and put a stamp on what is and isn't gay. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, ...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 157
Oh it's another banger of an episode! Beave starts singing love songs. Midge is slightly intoxicated before work and R gets flabbergasted by the new Trash Award rules. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a n...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 156
The amazing Trio is in the stuido and reminiczing about the year! We go over the most memorable moments in our lives and what it meant to us. Midge chats about cosmology, R talks art and Beave attempts to be a Lions fan! All this and more, Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 155
Beave and Midge are in the studio and topics have a hell of a range. We have a dinner with cops everywhere and Beave sweating the entire time. Midge realizes all uniform wearing individuals are fags. Beave was destined to not be a top tier dick sucker. Parents occasionally gift items for a nice fuck nest. Midge shares his super cool trick to make a grocery trip insanely shorter. The two then discuss what Christmas is like in Hell and branch off to crumpling kids to bring them to God. Beaves mess...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 154
We have an email and the greatest question ever proposed to humanity given to the dynamic duo of Beave and Midge. We have it all on this episode, Fun God(Beave) lays down the 6ish commandments of fun. Midge kick starts the laughs by stating what a complete breakfast looks like. Beave chats about a official unofficial Christmas Party. R is absent. We have another conspiracy, this one involving deer. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate ...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 153
Welcome to the best damn definition of karaoke ever heard! R spends a weekend with his son and has a great time doing nothing productive. Beave has the best Friday night doing karaoke with his cousins and Mama. Midge gets the boot by his brother in-law and makes a friend from work! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmac...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 152
Beave flys solo in this episode with a smattering of topics separated by an inconvenient break in the action. He rants about Ginger bangin old bitches and GTA 6 being criticized by the old fogies! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to...
Dec 06, 2023•30 min•Season 1Ep. 151
Beave, R, Midge and Nekkie all sit down for a great chat about seeing your sister naked, how many people would it take to repopulate the earth and Nekkie's dream job! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a ne...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 150
We welcome back Southern Comfort and discuss his latest stand up shows, he is a sucker for getting his soul sucked and how to blast your balls off with the testicuzzi. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a n...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 149
Beave come in hot and fires up the podcast with a rant about work and he feels like everyone has felt about work at some point. We broach the Isreal Palestine conflict and how everyone is wrong. Midge gives Starfield a big maybe play it, maybe don't and we round the episode out with some great Secret Santa ideas! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great g...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 148
