Mac joins us for the fist time! The Audio Circle Jerk mastermind is also R's former gay lover and co-worker. We talk about how much money would it take for Uncle Bill Gates to fuck us, Catholic school girls aren't hot unless they're in uniform, and how great Midge's brother in-law is. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at themb...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 147
The Beave & R sit down to talk about life, kids, marriage, dumb fucks in Tennessee and fall weather. Hope you enjoy! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whate...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 146
R flies solo with his first guests Mick & Gator! They have a great time chatting about marriage, Hitler, cleaning up poop, philosophy and how to make new friends! Hope you enjoy the laughs! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never ...
Oct 25, 2023•2 hr 19 min
On this special solo episode with the Beave he does a spectacular musical piece honoring the fallen in the middle east followed by some wacky and serious news pieces! Hope you're all doing great because the Beave is always good! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also...
Oct 18, 2023•31 min
We have a bread new guest, Judy, self described heel of the bread and fucking hilarious. Also in the studio is Beave, Midge and fan favorite, Driver. We talk about the best way to convince your woman to cough up the booty, how important it is to get your wife to get off and why being home schooled isn't always the best. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a ...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 143
We're all in the studio and ready to party! How much cum do you produce? We don't care but we will have a contest to see which of the hosts has the most! Charities lead down the path of guberment and why taxes are evil and Midge explodes about it. R would like to point out that weird shit happens on this podcast all the time and Beave doesn't think government should exist! Also, Avatar sucks, Interstellar sucks, Inglorious Bastards is awesome and Tom Cruise is a duplicate. Enjoy the show!!! If y...
Oct 04, 2023•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 142
We have a brand new guest! Smiles joins us for non stop laughs and questionable morals. R and Midge give advice on how to deal with shitty co-workers and Beave has a great view of both sides. R is fascinated with killers that use hammers and don't let people suffer. Beave wants an over the pants hand job and he's gonna get one damn it! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you kn...
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 141
Beave and Midge go in talking about rappers and come out the other side talking about rapers. Beave yaks away about bachelor party shenanigans, how he has to do a full semester of college to stay a volunteer firefighter and what happens when you put your thumb through your jeans dick hole and your wife sees it. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great gue...
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 140
We have the ultimate debate, is it ok to rape a burglar? The answer might surprise you! Beave blesses us with his infinitely awesome presence and definitely is net neutral in his relationship. Hippies gonna hippie and make your Mackinaw trip fucking miserable. Midge believes everything is easier without a wife and R brings us a kid that "signed" for help but died anyway! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 138
Nekkie joins us and Beave abandons us to look at boats! We start with a zinger of a bathroom story, led by Midge and we discuss where cum comes from. Roller bladers are gay but not Midge. We talk Brooke Shields, government corruption, terrible interest rates, getting away with murder, all government officials are expendable and should be expended and staging a car hitting an animal. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 138
We have ranting about our significant others and how we wish we would say what we're thinking. Midge is incoherent from lack of sleep and Beave and R lead the show. R brings up the RNC and how it's a shit show. Beave goes gardening all by his lonesome and Midge has a dirty towel story. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at them...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 137
We are all happily married and want to stay that way. On that note, we talk about what we'd name an island if we owned it. The island in question turns out to be Alcatraz. Beave attempts to plug the newest book he is reviewing. Midge and R go ham and want to know what's the absolute worst scenario a government can put you in. Beave rants about the service industry and buys items from the gas station. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hat...
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 136
We have a brand new guest, Ben Dejong( De-young )! Ben has his own podcast, The State 180. Ben is a prominent member of the Libertarian Party, digs aliens and photographs weddings. We discuss what Emperor Palpatine's nuts look like, why and how Ben got involved with politics and how Hitler helped global warming. Midge wishes his wife didn't have a pubic bone and that he had an inch longer dick. Beave goes golfing with his wife and steals two dogs. R hates politics. Enjoy the show!!! If you're en...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 135
We put Paul Reubens on the Everything Scale. R is missing in action, so the Beave and Midge talk about needing sleep. If you're in court and you lose then you are fucked by whatever you fought over. I feel asleep during editing and can't remember anything else. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or em...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 134
All podcasts are now on there own RSS feed! Mick joins us and brings one of the most interesting articles ever on the show. We had the absolute best time of our lives. Non-stop laughs and tons of jokes at our own expense. We have holocaust denial, the everything scale will become three diffrenet scales and only Midge's will be right. We talk sex, money and a new way to power homes, enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea ...
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 133
All podcasts will be going to their own RSS feeds starting August 2nd!!! On this super special episode we have drop in guest L.D.! Laughs abound as we thank our ever persistent emailer, we slam dunk Weird Al Yankovic on the Everything Scale and we talk about the latest gossip involving In A Small Town. Things get serious once we start talking about comedians and whether or not it is their or the audiences' responsibility to know what there show is gonna be about, what movie is worth watching and...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 132
All podcasts will be going to individual RSS feeds! But you can still find all the links on our website! We are joined by the hilarious and truthful Frost Nip. This dude has had one hell of a life and dives into why he wanted to end his life, what it's like to get frost bite all over his body and the most peaceful experience he has ever had. Meatball is also in the studio and chats about how he became best friends with Frost Nip, about an uncle that was too comfortable and if Vodka is worth a da...
Jul 19, 2023•2 hr 48 min•Ep. 131
This episode was a banger!!! We have a psycho who wants to get up close with a tiger shark. All podcasts will be going to their own show page, all will still be on the website. Beave mentions the first book we all should read. Midge wants to know what happens if you hear your mom fucking. We celebrate pride month by talking about homophobic black people. Jesus blesses the podcast once again and we discuss how he was conceived. Beave tells how bitches can get a man to go to church. AOC and her na...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 130
R and Midge chat about the new email for Obscurity and plans to stop a threat to the shows! We talk about debt and how it is the devil and mama says don't do it. Obscurity's email is Obscuritypod@protonmail.com If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to mak...
Jul 07, 2023•31 min•Ep. 24
Welcome to a special episode with the great Beave going solo on guitar! He gets down and jams like a clam, then tells a joke without interruption followed by an incredible analysis of our current political climate. Find us at: thembmachinepodcast.com Twitter: @Midge_crazy @TheBeave07
Jul 05, 2023•33 min•Season 1Ep. 129
Mick and The Beave sit down to talk through a book written by Mark Twain in 1889, "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court". We really enjoyed this book and would recommend it to anyone who can read above an 8th grade level. We had more than a few laughs while talking about it. Hope you enjoy! Share & Rate the podcast!
Jul 02, 2023•2 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 4
We're talking about the elusive and never ending once they happen, female orgasm or lack there of in Midgette's case. Beave is absent and in true MB Machine fashion we make fun of him when he can't defend himself. We contemplate the end of the world, implosions and mercenaries. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachine...
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 128
Our grandfather ended up passing away. We decide to talk about his hobbies as a way to remember him.
Jun 23, 2023•24 min•Ep. 23
We are joined by the ever brilliant, ever illustrious and ever hilarious, Nekkie and Crooked Cock. Shenanigans ensue with a punishment plan involving rape, how we need to fight wars in space, and how drugs are not always a good idea. Midge goes cock crazy, Beave clarifies his stance on pedophilias and R knows a lot about hustler. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know wou...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 127
Our first live event. We chat with members of Decyphered about them, interact with the audience and just have a all around good time. You can find the band on Facebook at Decyphered
Jun 19, 2023•38 min
We have our first phone in conversation and in typical fashion it is fucked up. We talk about slaves and reparations, how autistic children don't understand what a union is and the last thing we want before we leave this world. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail....
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 126
On todays episode we have a man who wears so many hats even we get confused on what his newest and priority hobby is, Beave! Beave, the fan favorite talks all about his hobbies and how he got started on them and why he continues them.
Jun 12, 2023•38 min•Ep. 22
Our glorious and most loved guest Turbo couldn't join us. We chat about how Wish is janky and never fulfils our needs. Beave laments how good music will be forgotten because up tight assholes won't let their music be played or talked about. Midge hates how race changing a character is fine for some races but not others and R walks a bike path that takes an hour. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 125
This episode has it all. How to feel like you're running a shorter distance than you actually are, advice for the ladies and how to end all wars and disputes on the world stage. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you neve...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 124
We are joined by Sam. Sam is a recent college grad, tattooist and practices Wiccan. R gets a tattoo during the episode and we pepper Sam with all kinds of questions about rocks, spells and why she likes tattoos.
May 26, 2023•41 min•Ep. 21
