We have ourselves a brand new guest! Sam!!! Sam will do anything at least once and has a extremely high pain tolerance. We have a lengthy debate on what single sexual pleasure you'd want for the rest of your life. Talk about way some kinks should be shamed and we add Mark Rebillet to the Everything Scale. It's a hoot and a holler from start to finish! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself o...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 123
We ponder all things about life and shit. How much Native American cum will it take to turn into a Native American? Would George Washington nibble on little kids ears and give them splinters? Lions, are they gonna smear the Kansas City no one gives a shit about them Chiefs, of course they are. This is a guarantee by R. We slap Louder with Chowder on the Everything Scale and have a tale about the worst boss and work environment in the world. R procced to have heart burn and stress just from liste...
May 17, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 122
R talks with Midge about his latest hobby, Hydroponics and a previous hobby, exercising. We start with how Midge even got started on wanting to do Hydroponics, the steps he has taken to get started and what he is most excited to do.
May 12, 2023•35 min•Ep. 20
We have the 5 picks for a team of highly skilled individuals to hunt down and kill M.A.P.s. Joining us on our adventure are Driver and back after a year away, Southern Comfort. We chit and chat about the lies that our fuck buddies tell us, where little dick dudes can find acceptance and why Horrocks sucks. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest th...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 121
The OG's are in the house today! We have economic planning, the last person on the earth you'd want a blowjob from and bitchin about our bitches! R was absent from the episode and he was sorely missed. Without his guidance, Beave and Midge travelled down some fucked up avenues! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachine...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 120
Heatstroke rejoins us after being away for a year! We talk about the police, township meetings and how to get the police called on you and what it's like to have a wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a...
Apr 26, 2023•2 hr 28 min•Ep. 119
Spunky British sluts go cave diving and dunk all over the place. We have economic advice, who would you rather sacrifice, and we end it all talking about some weird turds that Midge laid in the Super Bowl! Mack is a first time emailer and circle jerk connoisseur, regularly listening and singing our praises to the masses. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a...
Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 118
One is the greatest number that I ever knew, two isn't as good as one because one is the greatest! R comes at you solo and talks about hobbies. He loves making stir sticks out of his custom built forge, can't stop thinking about the difference between leather working and leather crafting and lastly wants to take the podcast down the hobby train for the next few months!
Apr 14, 2023•13 min•Ep. 19
What do you get when you mix a stylish beard, booming voice and a little bit of anarchy? Andy "motherfucking" Koons! Andy joins us to talk about his debut album coming out on May 2nd called "God Emperor". We all wonder if factory built pussy is like modular homes from the eightes. We encourage people to not shoot schools and to check their guns like Tiger Kings boyfriend does. Midge hollers about people hating gay people. R chats about war and Beave doesn't know how roller blades work. Enjoy the...
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 117
The one, the only, master of his craft, Midge comes to you solo. No co-hosts! Midge recounts the first and maybe not the last vaginoplasty he's seen. School shootings are terrible and there's nothing we can do about it. Voting for the worst possible canidates and how amazing his wife is. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at th...
Apr 05, 2023•24 min•Ep. 116
Hobbies, we all have them. R, Midge and special guest Nekkie try out different kinds of bourbon, R's hobby of choice. We try 5 different bourbons, Bullet, Woodrow Reserve, Evan Williams, Brothers Bond and Makers Mark. Through coughs, retchs and other noises they try and pick what they liked, disliked and hated about each.
Mar 31, 2023•38 min•Ep. 18
Nekkie and Brown Sugga join us for bashing on emailers, and listening to a drunken Midge ramble about anything and everything. We talk about going into medows, the most odd places we've had sex and the word faggot. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can ...
Mar 29, 2023•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 115
Todays chat feels empty-ish. Why? Becasue R has gone away on a grand pokemon adventure. The original cast, the OGs, the top lobsters and any other combination you can call two badasses chat about "women" having bulges, making "crime"cations(like a vacation but crime focused) and an update on Midge's life. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest the...
Mar 22, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 114
We chat about at what point we think people have actually learned, what has helped us learn and the direction that Obscurity will be taking moving forward!
Mar 17, 2023•19 min•Ep. 17
Have you ever wondered if you can un-do putting your tongue down a mans throat? Have you ever wondered how to tuck your dick to look like a woman? Have you ever wondered if it would be better to get raped as a kid or an adult? We have answers to those questions and more! Meatball rejoins us for non stop laughs and some sprinklings of serious shit throughout! He doesn't like pedophiles and Michael Jackson is his hero. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much ...
Mar 15, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 113
Most, if not all of us have played with little Green and Tan army men, Beave, Midge and R are no exception. We chat about using the word gay, who's the good guy in the Green VS Tan army dudes, thoughts on the tranny community and how one good broke nose will change your or your spouses life. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us a...
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 112
Welcome to the White Trash Awards. 3 Categories, Midgets, Beaver, and R. 9 total metrics and tons of laughs and debates. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms ...
Mar 01, 2023•3 hr 27 min•Ep. 111
This is a banger of an episode! We start off with the return of the laugh track!!(Beave) Beave was in Tennessee and tells all about his nights of drinking, shooting guns, making friends and surviving some super slick driving. We brush through current events such as, shooting balloons, Ukraine, and general state of the country. R and Midge get into a heated debate about suicide and whether or not people should be helped or not. Lastly, we talk about our awards show coming up!! If you're enjoying ...
Feb 22, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 110
R explains how we learn. When learning actually happens and how we learn. We learn all the time and we learn both positive and negative things. There's a ton of different learning styles and there's 3 different categories that they're all broke down into.
Feb 17, 2023•31 min•Ep. 16
What's worse than a child packing bricks of cocaine? The answer, packing bricks and not getting paid. New Zealand Navy has a bunch of gay coke addicts. Child labor isn't terrible if they're being compensated. Attack On Titian missed a huge opportunity to have giant dicks and tits on their show and thier Everything Scale rating is hurt by it. Trannie tits will never look like a woman's tits. And Joy tells how selling sex toys got her to come out of her shell! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying ...
Feb 15, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 109
Miami isn't the place for everyone. There's creatures with rows of teeth on land and in the sea. There's hurricanes, coke dealers, USSR style housing and everything is super expensive. Midge is not a fan of Florida. Beave brings a story of surviving off of three items in the Caribbean for 24 days and R mentions a VR full haptic suit that is used for porn. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourse...
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 108
Beave, R and Midge discuss what motivated them through life. Beave destresses with music, mainly guitar. R talks about how he attempts to stay motivated and life experiences that influenced him. Midge talks about crushing debt and how everything paints heaps of debt as normal. Enjoy the show!!!
Feb 03, 2023•50 min•Ep. 15
Beave and Midge attend the first show of the last stop of the Offend Everyone Tour! These lucky bastards left extremely early and had front row seats to two of the great comedians of this era, Luis J Gomez and Aaron Berg. It is a long tale of heroism, fags, retards and lesbians. We recount some of the funniest momets of the show and talk about how they effortlessly entertained the audience. All three hosts bond over sink cleaning stories and share the nastiest shit they ever removed from their p...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 107
1984 is a dystopian science fiction book by George Orwell, published on June 8th 1949. The Beave & Mick sit down to anguish about this book and how relatable it is throughout our lives! Thank you for listening!
Jan 29, 2023•2 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 3
WE SUPPORT FRANCE! Everyone should rise up and piss all over not retiring till your almost dead. The French to a good ole protest, Beave mentions Moonlight and sterilization practices. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. Our website has links to all our socia...
Jan 25, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 106
We chat about what three factors motivate people and what ones motivate us.
Jan 20, 2023•35 min•Ep. 14
When a problem comes along you must jack it. Don't wait for it just jack it. Jack it and save lives. Jack, it's what's for dinner. The Jack is strong with you. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our mer...
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 105
Woo-wee! All three of your sexy voiced hosts are back and talking crazy. Midge starts with horrific flashbacks to high school toilet seats and we discuss whether wet socks or a piss soaked ass is worse. R brings up porn managers and thinks it isn't ok to manage your child or any relatives porn careers. We pray for a Lions playoff appearance and Beave is educated on how gritty sex should be. Enjoy the show!!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, hav...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 104
We chat about New Years resolutions and Influences on our lives and how we deal with them.
Jan 06, 2023•45 min•Ep. 13
It's the New Year! R and Midge sit down and chat about recent events. Such as repairing a 6 foot privacy fence, pushing a yard tractor and having a kid steer. Death pops up again. Plans for the podcast for the year and Hooters. We also chat about the taxes and how it feels to be crushed under heaps of debt! Enjoy the show!!! If you want to contact us then email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com or use our website mbmachinepodcast.com! On the website we have links to different listening platforms...
Jan 04, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 103
