This is a cock heavy episode, Midge goes crazy with cock looking fever, and we have Bubbles, R, Long Dick, Mick, Karen and new guest Richard! Richard loves stinky, sticky weed and attempts to argue why it is better than heroin. This episode is all over, rape, blowing up buildings, getting gas quicker, and all sorts of things! Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @MBtheMi...
Aug 03, 2022•3 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 81
This episode was a blast!! We had on I-Mex our first guest to travel over 100 miles to come on, first bi-sexual and holy balls was he hilarious! We hope that we will be able to have him on again! We also had on Bubbles! Bubbles is our number 1 fan, remembers what we said better than ourselves and is also freaking hilarious! Midge fucked the pooch and forgot to push record on I-Mex's mic and feels incredibly stupid. Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - T...
Jul 27, 2022•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 80
The greatest woman alive blesses the Midge and Beave with her presence, Lez the Lesbian, also Midge's Mom. She created 3 glorious children and raised two other god tier children. She will give pointers on how to properly eat pussy and points out that the 1980s were rough. She takes fast, laughs hard and likes a good menthol orgasm! Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @M...
Jul 20, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 79
This episode is brought to you by the real MB Machine, the one that really matters! In this episode Mick & Beave decide that now is the perfect time to rate all of the Cohosts by putting up a poll on Twitter. Then they go on a wondrous journey of Mick's "Clown World" where we explore the crazy thing we call reality through "News". Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @MBtheMick, Midge...
Jul 15, 2022•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 78
Beave, Midge and Ginger all discuss how to clean the gene pool. Helen Keller is thick as fuck and finds her place on the Everything List. Loitering in a vagina, is it ok? Self rape is a great way to get what you want out of a relationship and many other topics that make us question life. Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Po...
Jul 06, 2022•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 77
The Sound of Music is the next big hit movie we review. We actually enjoyed this movie and we have a special guest on to review it with us!!!
Jul 05, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 6
Today we review "Ford Nation" by Rob & Doug Ford, the story of former Toronto Mayor following him through his personal and political life. Join Mick & Beave to review and discuss this political and cultural phenomenon. Email: TheBookStopsHere@protonmail.com Social Media: Twitter- mb_machine Facebook- The MB Machine Network Instagram- mbmachinepod...
Jul 03, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 2
We have the extremely reduced but still fantastical Karma and Driver joining us on todays episode for some weird and great conversations! Elliot/Ellen Page is added to the list, Karma gives her awesome ass wedding speech again and Driver and Midge smell a funky relationship between Beave and Karma. Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, ...
Jul 02, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 76
Emotional Intelligence is your ability to identify and mange your own emotions. Midge and R discuss their own levels of emotional intelligence and ponder if the Uvalde shooter had any idea how to manage his own emotions. Enjoy the show!!!
Jun 27, 2022•44 min•Ep. 3
We start out with the best and lead into one of Midge's biggest fuck ups. Just know that on any good recording equipment the amount of time left till the memory is full will be displayed. We have late night at work google searches, a few items added to the everything list, dicks are not mentioned till the last half of the podcast, and when no means no. Enjoy the show!!! You can listen to us on all major podcasting apps, Spotify, Apple, Google etc. Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook - The M...
Jun 22, 2022•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 75
Van Wilder a college age dude that goes around granting wishes like Jesus and trying to get everyone laid!
Jun 21, 2022•50 min•Ep. 5
We got a wild ride for you today! "R" is back in the studio again! Disney is a super expensive vacation and we add them to the list. We chat about sex dolls at length and we plan on starting our own sex doll factory. Bunch of sex talk and typical laughs all over the place!! Enjoy the show!!! You can listen to us on all major podcasting apps, Spotify, Apple, Google etc. Feel free to reach out to us on Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter - @mb_machine, Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com an...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 74
Plumber, the man, the myth, the legend is our next guest and he has some great stories. Firefighting, video gaming felons and a ADD kid lead to some great laughs. R is our co-host and he disagrees with Midge on what does and doesn't count as incest, Cowboy Bee-bop is the shit and he is looked up to by all his siblings. Midge goes on a rant or two and Beave doesn't want to get left out! A show is added to the everything list and so much more is discussed that I'm running out of room. Enjoy the sh...
Jun 08, 2022•2 hr 47 min•Ep. 73
Snakes On A Plane, the action horror flick from 2006 has one memorable line. "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" Agent Flynn
Jun 07, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 4
Today is the day! We have two phenomenal co-hosts, Karen Goldstein and Ginger! Karen was recently in a local play and broke so many legs. Ginger is here to tell you how whales sleep and honey badgers are not to be messed with! We talk about Uvalde and how we can prevent kids from dying, we talk about the right to bare arms and we have a surprise stop in guest with one hell of a sexy voice! All this and more, enjoy the show!!! You can listen to us on all major podcasting apps, Spotify, Apple, Goo...
Jun 02, 2022•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 72
Beave has a bachelor party on a party bus and demands everyone tells a story about drinking with him! We have so many guests, Southern Brethren, Lumberjack, Meatball, Plumber, Chad, Driver, Bayou Boy, Heatstroke, Ginger, Blunt, AND your hosts Mick and Beave! Beave has run ins with the law, while intoxicated, loves to beat the shit out of punching bags, while intoxicated and likes to throw corn stalks on a helpless woman, while intoxicated. This is by far one of the funniest episodes ever! Enjoy ...
May 25, 2022•53 min•Ep. 71
Alien VS Predator, we got early 2000's action with slow mo every where. Beave and Midge ruin their childhood memories after watching this movie.
May 25, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 3
PeeWee's Big Adventure, a spoof movie about a guys that gets his bike stolen and doesn't realize that women want him. He also dresses real nice.
May 18, 2022•53 min•Season 1Ep. 2
First up Defendor! This is a dark humor, drama, action B flick! Midge and Beave give a run down on almost every aspect of the movie and screw the order up completely!
May 18, 2022•46 min•Season 1Ep. 1
With us today is "Q" the man with a story for everything and laughs almost as much as Beave! "Q" tells about his brothers wife, tripping balls at a Disturbed concert and not remembering it, how to avoid a holding cell and the best way to dig finger nails out your ass. Karma is back! She brings a dream and some thoughts on making 2.5 million dollars. Beave interrogates "Q" and chit chats about former work places. Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addic...
May 18, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 70
The second exciting episode is here! We talk about self monitoring and how it seems most people do it but some take pride in not.
May 18, 2022•38 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Your two wonderful Cohosts, The Mick & The Beave, sit down with our fans to review Robert A. Heinlen's "Starship Troopers" written in 1959. You probably recognize the name from the movie (released in 1997). We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with comments or books you would like us to review we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Podcast, Twitter - Mb_Machine, and our websit...
May 18, 2022•2 hr 11 min
Welcome to the pilot episode of Obscurity! This is going to be a deep think style podcast with your hosts "R" and Midge. We discuss when we first noticed micro transactions in the video game industry and where we think micro transactions will be in some years.
May 18, 2022•35 min•Season 1Ep. 1
Well, we have another hot episode today! Beave's Mom joins us and tells us about her childhood milking stories, a skidsteer replaces her on the farm and she will not be cutting her hair short! R is our co-host and does an excellent job of asking about faith and sticks up for paramount plus. Beave is Beave and says Beave things and surprisingly, laughs. Midge can't not talk about penis and a happy Mothers Days to all you Moms that love The MB Machine Podcast! Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify,...
May 11, 2022•2 hr 19 min•Ep. 69
We have another new guest, LD, Midge's other brother! Our rotating co-host is "R" and wow do we talk about all kinds of family stories, how to deal with your significant other shitting the bed, our hopes for our nieces sex life and so much more! If you're having a downer of a day then this episode is sure to brighten it up! Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can...
May 04, 2022•2 hr•Ep. 68
Today marks the first new guest in months, JJG, he is a Jui Jitsu fanatic that wants to have his second amendment right in its entirety. Driver joins us as our co-host and wow does the conversation go everywhere, Star Wars, Batman, commercial blowjobs, tears for lube and more out there stories. Midge & Beave get another email from Karma and it sparks great debate once again. Enjoy the show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to con...
Apr 28, 2022•2 hr 20 min
Mick and Mick-ee return for laughs and crazy ass conversations. Mick-ee laments about being named after a Jew hating mouse, doesn't care about racist comments if they're a joke and totally would rape a woman with pencils held together with rubber bands. Mick has concerns about his dad's health and the hosts desire to sleep with his dad and hit him with a branch. Elon Musk takes over twitter and the tweets about it are hysterical. All this and so much more on the latest episode! Enjoy the show!!!...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 47 min
You're in for another wild ride with Midge and Beave!! Karma sends in an email and starts a few lively debates on how good our significant others cooking is and deserts aren't fucking savory. Beave and Midge chat about two different shootings, Kyle Carruth and Daniel Knight, they're not law experts. Some other tidbits thrown in and one hell of a show!!! Enjoy! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just...
Apr 13, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 65
Wow, this episode is everywhere. Starts out with why Midge feels so tired and ends with Mad Max. We talk about the school system and how they are indoctrination centers. Beave loves Disney and pops a boner while talking about them being their own county. The Oscars and the bitch ass slap that happens is discussed and what Beave and Midge would've done. Only way Beave or Midge would be in an open relationship is if their significant others were ok with getting butt fucked when ever and where ever...
Apr 06, 2022•2 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Halo the game that started Beave and Midges 20 something year freindship is burned, raped, cut up and raped again by the Halo T.V. series. Beave goes on a rant about everything that he did not like and they both try to figure out how to make it better. Midge has car problems and Empoereor Beave demands blowjobs from all his subjects. Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funs...
Mar 30, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 63
