Karma is retired, which means we have a list of demands for anyone that wants to apply to be our new intern! Job description is roughly 17 minutes into the podcast. Joining us is Southern Comfort, not to be confused with Southern Brethren, SC is a wild man who just desires to sleep with Beave, his sister does so why can't he? SC is a avid disc golfer and thinks like Midge but with intelligence. Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If y...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 29 min
Rape is present in every society but how people deal with rapists is different. Beave & Midge talk about how to deal with a rapist and how Polaris likes to rape people over price. We have a new #1 on the Everything list! Law-dog made an excellent choice! Caffine and Coke are close to the same thing and can both be measured in ounces. Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for ...
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 61
What's the best way to stop someone from leaving the house? Throw yourself down some stairs. Law-Dog is on the show and it was glorious! We talk about crazy as hell ex's, which star wars film is the absolute best and why our list is just beyond ridiculous. Enjoy the show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The M...
Mar 09, 2022•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 60
Beave chit chats about fire department rules and why anarchy is the way. Midge yaks about audio editing blues and death. Both laugh and have a great time discussing poor people and why Ukraine is not looking like a great place to live. Enjoy the show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Podcast, Tw...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 59
We're back in the saddle again! Midge has a jury duty summons and the beave bets $10 he won't be picked. Kanye West loses his shit and turns people into skeet. Karma is accident prone and doesn't make it to another episode. All that and more! Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Podc...
Feb 23, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Beavette is on the show and it is a dozy! We chat about her first night time snowmobile trip, figure out why she doesn't want to be a nurse and Beave and Midge go on a government rant!
Feb 16, 2022•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 57
Midge and Beave discuss a wide range of topics! Joe Rogan is a sell out and has started censoring himself. We announce our thoughts on people asking us to censor, work place fun and all the fuddy duddys that piss us off and we thank Karen Goldstien for getting us rolling on merchandise. Enjoy the show!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmach...
Feb 09, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 56
Midgette joins us to chat about her life, taking care of horses, her non rebellious phase and the best thing to happen to her, meeting Midge. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 55
Karen is our number 1 fan! She has been anxiously waiting to sit and chat with the Midge(God), Beave and Karma! We reminisce about how we all met, talk about Karen's first house and the parties had there. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@...
Jan 26, 2022•2 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Mick is in the studio and he brought with him, Micky! We learn about the trials and tribulations of being a nurse, why the national guard is great but not great and that video game avatars can tell you if your life is depressing! Enjoy the show!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would lik...
Jan 19, 2022•2 hr 42 min
Ever wonder what happens when you try to dox someone and threaten to beat them until their limbs fall off, we have all the answers for you! Mick rejoins us for non stop shit talking about bands, haters, and silly cucks. We also introduce, Chad, a guy who picks when to speak to great effect. Enjoy the episode!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (...
Jan 12, 2022•2 hr 23 min
Driver is back and lets it be known that he has a special place in his heart for skanks, sluts and trashy women. Karma has a one off trivia segment with some very down to earth and nice questions. Beave can't hookup a new headset to a home phone. Midge talks about wanting to molest driver and all agree that lines have been crossed!! Enjoy the show!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Fin...
Jan 05, 2022•2 hr 2 min
Shopping lists are bullshit and significant others need to just ask for what the hell they want!! Men's nipples are sensitive and women have been know to orgasm when babies suck on their titties. This and many other conversations happen on the episode! Enjoy!!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) I...
Dec 29, 2021•1 hr 58 min
The Midge is all alone and attempts to bring holiday cheer by himself, though it be a mighty battle fighting Midget Seasonal Depression! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com
Dec 25, 2021•24 min•Season 1Ep. 50
The full gang is back with another fun filled episode about rebels, plagues, assholes at fast food restaurants and the magnificent scale. Thanks for listening in! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com...
Dec 24, 2021•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 49
This is our emergency podcast incase we couldn't get together to record one! We have the best Karma's Trivia to date and it's all about pizza. Midge talks and rants about things that annoy him and dicks, he mentions dicks. Beave debates on how he would judge a horse show and talks at length about the lockpicking lawyer. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) I...
Dec 15, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Midgette was sitting next to me and said the title at the video game she was playing. Kids are assholes and spanking them is a hot debate. A Eggheaded comedian is added to our scale sort of and that leads to a debate. We start out ranting about our inept boss who wants to be just one of the bros. Hope you enjoy the episode! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachin...
Dec 08, 2021•2 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Thanksgiving brings families together and poetry must be read eventually. The Ginger joins us for a special Holiday themed episode where thunder chickens cause a fire at the Beave's in-laws, the Jalopy fails and causes Midge to rant about the damn car, Karma explains she knows very little about Kyle Rittenhouse and The Ginger is loved by all! Enjoy!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Fi...
Dec 01, 2021•1 hr 37 min
What is the MB Rating Scale??? It is a comparative chart that has the low end at journey and the high end is Legion of Skanks and the Joe Rogan Podcast. We will be updating the scale every time we review a movie, podcast or band! This episode has it all, movie review of the Jungle, proper etiquette when sperm is in your mouth and sled club meeting shenanigans! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio ...
Nov 24, 2021•1 hr 51 min
Honestly, the editor was lazy and didn't get this done till right before bed. Few topics that he can remember, ball fro, a book about extreme ownership, Karma has no trivia and some other random shenanigans. Enjoy! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbm...
Nov 17, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Wow do we have some interesting topics today folks! CRT and why it isn't as terrible as you think, Elon Musk is a go getter, teachers getting lap dances from teenagers and "R" gives a rundown on the Whiskey Rebellion. P.S. Journey sucsk. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email...
Nov 10, 2021•2 hr 5 min
Holy hell is this episode everywhere. We got dog problems, a cracked out Midge, Beave needs a new toilet and Karma wants to become a yoga instructor and gives advice on proper cart advice for Aldi. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonm...
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Miscreants! Welcome to the best episode! Tampons are not covered by Karmas HSA account, nor is it working correctly. Beave fantasizes about spending $15,000 on a wire diagnosing tool. Midge yells about random shit and likes choices and because we weren't done nailing that coffin we mention a certain band, repeatedly. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Inst...
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 41
McKamey Manor, the best free torture simulator in the country. We learn about the owner and how being naked could solve most conflicts. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com
Oct 20, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 40
What's creepier then a sloppy cook? A sloppy cook in a slasher movie at a camp for teens. Sleep Away Camp is a gem from the 80's. It has everything, short shorts, mean camp councilors, and ass, bare naked ass. We give a complete walk through of the movie, mention how low testicles hang and say goodbye to Mr. Turd Ferguson. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine...
Oct 13, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Peeps, this is our first road show!!! If you pay careful attention then you will definitely notice ghosts(kids) jabbering in the background. We have one of the biggest influences in Midges life on the show, his father! Ralph tells the story of how he ended up in a wheelchair and does not like being detained at the border. The crew also gives their opinion on great bands again. Enjoy the Show!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podca...
Oct 08, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 38
First aid training and Vacation Friends dominate this episode. Spoilers for Vacation Friends abound, we really bash on the movie and let our disappointment show. Thanks for listening and if you want to contact us: You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbma...
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Welcome a new guest on the show who goes by "Heatstroke". He has no relation to Deathstroke so don't expect any violent tendencies from him, quite the opposite in reality. LOL. We have fun with him and talk about how we know each other. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email ...
Sep 23, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 36
We're doubling down on the nasty. This podcast is intended for mature audiences. If raunchy no holds barred comedy is what you're looking for then you're in the right place. Introducing our newest intern/director of social media, Mick! He will be updating our social media and generally getting everyone pumped about the newest episodes!!! Sit back and listen to the Beautiful voices of Beave, Karma, Mick and Midge lull you into a laughing fit as we tell jokes, talk about blowjobs and why the hell ...
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 35
The wonderful, saucy voiced Karma is back! From her bowels erupts fantastic stories of poop ladles, dreams of divorce and some thoughtful celebraty trivia!! As always we hope you enjoy the show! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts, Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine) Instagram (mbmachinepod) Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail...
Sep 08, 2021•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 34
