As is tradition, Beave makes up some shit on the fly and R and Midge have to bring in some of their own shenanigans to spice it up! Beave uses AI to find some of the white trash stories from around the United States and we attempt to rate them in some kind of order. We go off the rails a few times but stay on target, mostly. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or...
Apr 22, 2026•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 266
It doesn't matter where you work, America or Iran, you're gonna have stupid co-workers and incompetent bosses. Beave predicts what the war in Iran will lead to, Midge rants about just killing them all and Beave end on travelling. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodca...
Apr 15, 2026•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 265
R and Midge discuss TAXES, religion and how Midge's wife is making him a misogynist. Beave show up and tells us about going to the bar, cleaning up for a breakfast supper and how Helen Keller could mix up her boyfriend and her dad. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepod...
Apr 08, 2026•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 264
What better way to have a great life than hear Beave's most sage advice? Newton has some pretty awesome laws and Midge doesn't know any of them but he knows how to dome up! A tornado ripped through our hoods and went zipping and ripping all over our home town. Tom-a-hawk missiles, expensive, maybe. Worst commercial Beave has ever heard and then Midge rips into economics. Women make terrible friends to each other and Midge knows why. Beave breaks down the well laid plans to flatten Iran in an ins...
Apr 01, 2026•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 263
Beave loves riding a bike with a big ole dick attached to it! Midge wants a retard baby for a discount price. The cost of Midge's taxes have went down thanks to Midgette. The Iran War is going off the hinges and we have not ruined negotiations by bombing them during negotiations. They for sure can't get new nukes thought! We also chat about comedy, Skankfest and dream vacations. We wrap this glorious episode up by breaking the myth of price gouging and how to have "Unlimited Power"! Enjoy the sh...
Mar 30, 2026•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 262
Beave brings up the craziest story Midge has ever heard and it involves a sex magic cult! Do you know what or who Keysian is? Midge has a big tell all and it is kind of insightful. Will an ambulance save you, only if you're in it's jurisdiction. Old people can't handle the A.I. future and it just is going to get rougher for them. All of Midge's CPR questions get answered and he will never save a crack head! Papa roach is now hip and what is the worst thing that could happen at a gangbang? Enjoy ...
Mar 28, 2026•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 260
Beave and Midge come at you with the Snow Olympic idiots and hotties. Midge can't think well when he is in pussy. Micro penis problems and how to accept a micro penis. Thomas Massie and the Epstein Files. How the first feminist fucked us and why Twin Peaks isn't a place. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great ...
Mar 26, 2026•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 260
Beave vents about rich pricks in the airplane industry! Midge has grown tired of arguing for the umpteenth time. Beave attends a immigrants birthday bash and make him sing happy birthday. Baby Beave rolls! Getting reparations is easier than culling the population and Elon stops going to mars and picks the moon! We're totally a wholesome Christian Podcast! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate ...
Mar 23, 2026•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 259
Joy joins us for a great conversation about all things Amish. How they stink, treat their women and what happens when they're equipment gets stuck in a pond. Taxes get brought up and how we hate them and Midge rants about hating the news. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmac...
Mar 22, 2026•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 258
Another classic episode is in the bag! Midge brings up the idea of the learning rock. A device to teach your significant other what is and is not ok. Beave makes more predictions about Iran and talks about how awesome Ginger is doing! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachine...
Mar 20, 2026•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 257
This was recorded in January and I had to edit it in little chunks and did not take notes. Midge is sorry and will hopefully do better next time. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make s...
Mar 18, 2026•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 256
We go all in on WAR. War Department and how to classify wars! How to identify correct news info and to spin info to fit your side, which is the right side. We talk about the beginning stages of the war with Iran and we wrongly predict what comes next. We also have a debate on rape and Midge raps the first couple stanzas of DMX. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic...
Mar 16, 2026•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 255
We talk the fallout show and the ups and downs of the first two episodes of season two! We then chat about lore and why can't companies just make new locations in an established universe or unique stories!!! R chats about idiots shooting their dooms day sheds and more stories! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a ...
Mar 14, 2026•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 254
We figure out why Israel is always right! We debate how religion began and we bring you the history of the American Revolution, taught by Beave, R and Midge! We end on Midge evicting a raccoon from in between the floor of his second story home. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at th...
Mar 11, 2026•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 253
Welcome! Beave and Midge chat about why taxes fucking suck and why running for local government isn't easy. Midge rants about how women should use sex and give more sex in a relationship. Beave has a kid and has a lot less fun(beer) now. We go down the rabbit hole of what a moneyless society would look like and it goes off the rails, robots, sex, 12 inch toys. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, ...
Feb 11, 2026•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 252
Midge immediately starts off with good management vs bad management. This episode we talk about who our favorite guests are and how we rank them. The future of Midge's property and problems that have happened and potential fixes to land disputes. R likes Taken and Beave enjoys the Patriot, Midge is captain no fun and hates all movies and the fallout series. Midge vents about not getting pussy, wants to be put on a getting pussy diet plan and expresses concern with his H.R. department and the aud...
Feb 06, 2026•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 251
Beave loves his job and will attend all company shindigs, Midge is the complete opposite and will never talk about how much he loves a job. Beave has a plane repair story which causes Midge to have a heart attack at how much a tire costs. Malort is the worst beer ever, give it a try! The only way to stop drug dealers is to bomb the shit out of them. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, ha...
Jan 28, 2026•54 min•Ep. 250
It's almost 6am and I gotta work tomorrow. From what I can remember; Midge tells R's uncle to get stepping off his land. R claims that Midge can be bad or good depending on if he likes your or not. Beave talks about how much he loves his daughter. R talks invasion of Venezuela and Dearborn is a shithole but what's new? Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think...
Jan 21, 2026•2 hr 26 min•Ep. 249
Joy joins us for a raunchy good time! Rule #1, no one can just sit in silence on the show. Snowpocalypse happened and we all recount our tales of survival. Snowmobiles are gay. Midge will look at family boobs depending on whose they are. Beave regales us with his best winter story!!! The whole gang debates how trains work and why they should never be shut down for a snow day! The inaugural introduction of Fuck Bang! Midge describes the problems with Thanksgiving and why making up to his in-laws ...
Jan 14, 2026•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 248
We need more participation on Discord! So many great meme's and little snippets go unappreciated. Beave talks books and how the Lit RPG genre is great. There's a ton of different ways to rob a bank and we have the absolute best way! Was Epstein a pro or an amateur and difference between kidnapping vs trafficking. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yours...
Jan 07, 2026•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 247
Man, I don't remember it all but what I do was money problems and how kids view money. Bullshit about tariffs and how people don't understand them and a bunch of other topics! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You...
Dec 31, 2025•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 246
Midge's Dome Up gospel and poop hate, plus, R's positive energy. Beave fades into a corner as R and Midge duel brains - fisticuffs and bromance. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make su...
Nov 19, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 245
Beave has the biggest small announcement ever! Midge can't wipe to save his ass and has some memory problems. R is perplexed about politics and how tariffs are loved by idiots! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. Yo...
Nov 12, 2025•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 244
The dynamic duo of Midge and R will lull you into a wild ride about taxes, corruption and why beating your wife is ok. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new ep...
Nov 05, 2025•1 hr 59 min•Ep. 243
This is a short and sweet episode about why we might stop the podcast. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like ...
Oct 23, 2025•8 min•Ep. 242
I really can't remember what this one is about, besides Beave and Midge ranting about politics and wishing they could help people understand economics better. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscr...
Oct 22, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 241
Sonic joins us for the first time! R's son and all around awesome kid talks about all the good stuff! First it's his passion for tai kwon do! Midge finds out it is pretty cheap to kick kids. Second we chat about video games and how they are great! Third we talk about super powers and the downside to not having more than one power! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a to...
Oct 08, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 238
Beave and Midge have a late night discussion about money, politics, work place retards and more! Midge is debt free, he also had a fucky experience with the recording last Saturday. Beave is busy, surprise and is in crunch time mode with Little Beaveette on the way! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest...
Oct 03, 2025•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 239
Man, the episode is on time! Beave and Midge weave a tale of heroics. Changing an old mans mind about economics, why the age of consent was needed and the greatest story that could eventually be told. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachi...
Sep 24, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 238
Welcome to another glorious episode! Charlie Kirk, school shootings, Hogwarts mischief and fucked up things Midge says. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new e...
Sep 19, 2025•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 237
