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The MB Machine Podcast

Beave, R and Midgewww.thembmachinepodcast.com
Welcome to the MB Machine Podcast! -The MB Machine Podcast, a podcast for the twisted humor that people love. The hosts Beave, R and Midge along with their guests chat about random topics. No topic is off limits or too sacred to be made fun of. Email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 Twitter: @mb_machine Twitter: @TheBeave07
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Episodes

Beave Sucks Dick: Ep 236

Title says it all. Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Sep 10, 20251 hr 13 minEp. 236

Joyful Reunion: Ep 235

Joy joins us and discusses her unique difficulties as a parapro, home schooling and what R keeps if they get divorced! Midge and R chat about all kinds of nonsense. Ranging from why Midge's wife doesn't like whole fish, all the way to why siblings should be mature and not be dicks to each other. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you...

Aug 27, 20251 hr 24 minEp. 234

Brother's Bonded By Bourbon: Ep 234

It's another late episode because life happens. Want more of an explanation? Write us and you'll get one. This is an episode from Obscurity that R was relistening too and thought was hilarious! (Midge wholeheartedly agrees) So sit back, get some Bourbon and get blasted with R, Midge and the handsome rouge, Nekkie! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think your...

Aug 22, 202541 minEp. 234

Bi-Polar Bears: Ep 233

The gang is beat but not broken. We chat about everything that pops up. R's blue balls, funny racial jokes, politics and more. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss ...

Aug 13, 20251 hr 50 minEp. 233

Caw Goes the Goose: Ep 232

Nekkie joins us for one hell of a wild ride. Midge educates on the differences of the Nordic nations and the sounds that birds can make. Nekkie advocates for mayhem and shenanigans. R is baffled at most of the discussions and Beave goes Beave. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at the...

Aug 07, 20251 hr 23 minEp. 230

Mac Attack: Ep 231

Mac joins us and R has some of the greatest questions he could ever think of! Cheap weddings, how to not sound like a child lover and the most catchy word you could ever say! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You ...

Aug 01, 20252 hr 38 minEp. 231

Moving Week: Ep 230

Midgette, LD, R and Midge sit down to talk about why you don't kiss people in public and expect privacy at a stadium. Midgette vents about moving with Midge and other hilarious things! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail...

Jul 25, 202558 minEp. 230

It's Late and I'm Busy: Ep229

The episode is almost an entire day late and it's nobody but Midge's fault. I apologize profusely and will have more to say on the lateness of this episode next week. It turns out painting, moving, school and an anniversary in the same weeks means things get pushed back and forgotten. We talk about Long Island Audit and some other things. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea ...

Jul 17, 20252 hr 7 minEp. 229

How to Make Your Parents Mad: Ep 228

Guaranteed that one of our three ways will piss off your parents! Ebola is funny as long as you don't get it. Midge gives out acknowledgements on who was the most impactful on his life and way more funny stuff throughout the episode. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinep...

Jul 09, 20251 hr 58 minEp. 228

Jerkin in A Restroom: Ep 227

On this super amazing episode R and Midge talk about jizz and why it is everywhere. Ted Vs Tucker and why R loved watching the train wreak of an interview. How O.J.T. is all Midge needs to pass his class and R never wanting a dick modification. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at th...

Jul 02, 202553 minEp. 227

Audit the Government: Ep 226

This should not be considered legal advice at all. Look into your rights for your state and area extensively before attempting anything. We slam this bitch into 5th gear and chug all the way up to 100 mph! We start with Iran and why we hate war and end at differing opinions on cops and how to save money! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or so...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 58 minEp. 226

How To Be A Good Protester: Ep 225

We're all back in the studio again! Beave apologizes for his attempt to put an episode out. Midge has the perfect way to stop protesters and how to earn his respect as a protester. Beave loves Iran and thinks they will bring peace to the Middle East. R does R things and talks politics right off the bat and doesn't like social media. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a ...

Jun 18, 20252 hr 10 minEp. 223

Bro Thang: Ep 223

Just two Bros doing their thang. Trying to enlighten the masses with Bro-logues and laughter. Beave isn't in the studio so Midge and R bring you great topics such as, Jetta car buying, going to school on someone else's dime and political crap. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at the...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 20 minEp. 223

Korean Kommie Knights: Ep 222

Kimmie North Korea has an oopsie doodle with a 5000 ton Destroyer. We wildly speculate on what will happen to the poor unfortunate souls who launched the Destroyer incorrectly. We make fun of North Korea so much we draw comparisons to the South! Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at t...

May 28, 20252 hr 6 minEp. 220

Ass Blasting: Ep 221

Richard joins us! He hates credit! Midge has become a land mogul and vents his frequent frustrations over the last week. R gets serious about weather. Beave compliments Midge on his journey from Marxism to Anarchy. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email...

May 21, 20252 hr 5 minEp. 221

New American Religion: Ep 220

The pope dies and R wants to know why people are excited about it. Beave suggest lowering the alter boys age to win pope election. Beave brings us the greatest song ever written by Ye aka Kanye West. We end with how to make America more American. Enjoy the show!!! Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8 If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at ...

May 14, 20251 hr 55 minEp. 220

N-words In Space: Ep 219

We start with a great this or that, no one wants to actually answer it. We round out the the episode with some Rapeseed, two bits of not sound legal advice and how to get aliens to actually show up. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe ...

May 07, 20251 hr 53 minEp. 219

Cover Songs: Ep 218

The boyz discuss cover songs and what artists have the best covers. R talks about taxes and his inept local government. Beave loves Ye and everything he stands for. Midge pisses in the wind and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe...

Apr 30, 20251 hr 21 minEp. 218

Easter Fight: Ep 217

We talk politics, soccer, El Salvador prisons and school shooting. Rampant laughter and sic scenarios abound! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" o...

Apr 23, 20251 hr 51 minEp. 217

Pumpkin Spice: Ep 216

Midge opens up about his wife's fantastic pumpkin muffins. Beave announces his big family news and then proceeds to tell about his families ability to relay important news. R talks about video games and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, ...

Apr 16, 20251 hr 23 minEp. 216

Repentance: Ep 215

We are sorry for not being better at getting podcasts out on time and not having new episodes. In repentance we have the most vile, disturbing and down right trashy this or that Beave could come up with. Midge's skin crawled and R contemplated life decisions. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or emai...

Apr 09, 20251 hr 16 minEp. 215

RE-Upload: The Driver: EP 23

Welcome back to another Guest Episode with "Driver", he's an avid Stand Up Jet Ski Rider & Wheeler Dealer Extraordinaire! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on ...

Apr 01, 20251 hr 46 min

Beave's Anal Guide to the Galaxy: Ep 214

Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com...

Mar 26, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 214

Cheeks & Police: Ep 213

R & Beave run the show this week as Midge starts his journey as a contractor in general construction. The 2 guys discuss fire both in the air and in the field followed by an analysis of professionals starting side businesses. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail...

Mar 20, 20251 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 213

3rd White Trash Awards: Ep 212

It is the third white trash awards! The awards start at 14:52. Before the awards we have a quick lesson in tariffs, followed by how Midge changed his bosses mind. After the awards show crowns the winner we get a look at R's early life and why he knows about trash so well. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcas...

Mar 12, 20251 hr 34 minEp. 212

Ukraine Sluts: Ep 211

We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest t...

Mar 05, 20252 hr 15 minEp. 211

Red Crayon Blue Crayon: Ep 210

Beave fights fire with crayons! Blue is the color of the sky and red is fire. This episode was off the hinges, laughing, crazy hypotheticals and more. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave...

Feb 26, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 210

Pessimism: Ep 209

Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. Yo...

Feb 19, 20251 hr 45 minEp. 209

Next On Stage, Hydro Ho!: Ep 208

We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spo...

Feb 12, 20252 hr 11 minEp. 208

W.A.R. :Ep 207

We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us ...

Feb 05, 20251 hr 38 minEp. 207
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