Cringe And The Wireless Cables Here we are again. Get ready for some more crazy Karens. We have a lot to get through this week starting with another guy trying to tell us where to leave our packages when making deliveries, a lady bitching about her flight being redirected, a man who complained about his plane running out of fuel, a very nasty Karen who didn’t want to be home when her delivery arrived, we have to AI Verify a very chirpy Comcast customer, a man who demanded that we bury his Intern...
Jun 12, 2023•4 hr 18 min
Doug’s Fruity Little Sign Well here we go again with another show that just got way out of control. You’re not gonna believe the stuff we got up to this week. This week’s crazy Karen’s include a family who waited in all day for their new Crocs, a man who seems to think that delivery company works for him, a guy who put up a fruity little sign trying to tell us what to do, a naked lady on a cruise who got very confused about how we were going to return her bags, Chumley accidentally ends up flyin...
Jun 05, 2023•3 hr 53 min
Memorial Day Discount Rattan Furniture Welcome welcome welcome to a big Memorial Day show with the Macron crew. This week it’s all about the Internet complainers as usual starting with a lady who did not understand how discounts work, we get into an altercation with a man over his package delivery and Scoby ends up with a brand new sweater, we deal with the homeless people living in the sheds at Lowes, one man takes his in a jar to the Olive Garden, Chumley politely explains to someone how our N...
May 29, 2023•4 hr 36 min
Borderline Scary But Funny As Welcome to our very special viewer appreciation week, and what a way to kick things off. This week was all about the crazy complainers that you people love so much. We helped one couple with their invisible table problem, Scoby made some money on the streets of India selling people’s prescriptions, we helped a lady who was having problems with her portion control at Panda Express, we made friends with a great lady who got into an alteration with Scoby over her husba...
May 22, 2023•4 hr 4 min
I Know What You Deered Last Summer Welcome to yet another show with a great wacky naming pun! This week the whole dream team is in force as we deal with another round of crazy Internet complainers. This week get ready to meet a woman who ran over a poor innocent deer in her rental car and then blamed it on us, a crazy man who was denied his dinner reservation for being too country, one lady got very confused by our AI voices when complaining about her glasses, a lady who got real mad that the ca...
May 15, 2023•3 hr 59 min
Ghetto Supastar Well here we go again. It’s the greatest day of the week, it’s the middle of Octember and it’s time to handle some Internet Karens as only Ron knows how. This week we come face to face with a man who got very upset about his missing bathroom delivery, a man who did not expect a budget experience when he chose a budget poor man’s airline, we make a textbook goosing by getting someone fully verified, we meet a very angry banchode who for some reason wanted her airline to pay for he...
May 08, 2023•3 hr 44 min
A Giant Cuck Of A Man This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and for some reason didn’t want to accept that is normal, a couple who left their iPhone on a plane and di...
May 01, 2023•4 hr 26 min
The Macronathon 2 Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a complete breakdown over broken toilets, took over every single silly conference call that we could fi...
Apr 29, 2023•24 hr 9 min
The Crying Game Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her courier to deliver address labels properly, a very chesty lady who for some reason insisted on showing her to...
Apr 24, 2023•3 hr 58 min
I Did Not On The Floor A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a smart phone, a couple who had a wild party in their rental property, a man who had a very strange interact...
Apr 19, 2023•4 hr 19 min
Ronny Cochran There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling us horrible names, we meet a lady who is raging about her pack, Scoby gets sexually harassed when at...
Apr 10, 2023•3 hr 57 min
You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel Here we go again you know the drill. This week don’t miss a very important announcement about The Macronathon 2 (Friday April 28th 2023) and also get ready to listen to sweet gentle Ron deal with a man who got locked out of his Zoom account and then had problems with some imposters on his call, a lady who’s fridge was too dirty for poor Scoby to handle, a big shot sports writer who demanded VIP service from his economy ticket, a Comcast customer who co...
Apr 03, 2023•4 hr 24 min
The Codeine Dojo Welcome to the Codeine Dojo! Where you get to fight people without feeling any pain. This week in the dojo sweet innocent Ron is forced to come face to face with a very angry airline passenger who couldn’t make up his mind which race he was angry at, a man who tried to scam a luxury 3 star hotel stay from an innocent airline, a heavily pregnant and very angry lady who managed to break her kid’s crib, a very very confused Ebay seller, a lady who finally perfected perpetual motion...
Mar 27, 2023•4 hr 27 min
Short Story Long International Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit card at Walmart, a doctor who’s wife sent his luggage to 4 different cities, a Frenchman who did no...
Mar 20, 2023•4 hr 12 min
Corporate Liaison Information Team I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot fetishists to purchase, a lady who can’t be bothered to be home when she’s expecting a package and that’...
Mar 13, 2023•3 hr 42 min
Ron Nerdbanger Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron says a genuine prayer for a man with leaky pipes, we meet a credit card customer who can not and wi...
Mar 06, 2023•3 hr 46 min
Professor Cosmonaut Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to get his docking station working, one lady suddenly doesn’t want her dishwasher repaired after hearing...
Feb 27, 2023•3 hr 54 min
Presidents Family Day Happy Presidents Day and Family day for you Canadians. This week we are debuting our brand new look studio! Big thank you to Ragman for hooking us up with all of this. If anyone reading this needs any graphic design work done then hit up Ragman in our Discord, he’s the man! This week as well as showing off our fancy new technology sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a couple who complained about their uncleaned hotel room, despite demanding a serious discount, an overbe...
Feb 20, 2023•4 hr 10 min
Taco Monday The 13th Welcome to a special show where we are of course celebrating Taco Monday The 13th, or if you’re on the Metric Calendar then it’s the 52nd of Smarch! Happy happy joy joy! Despite being such a special holiday sweet gentle Ron is hard at work serving complainers. This week we are forced to reckon with a lady with 2 broken treadmills, a Rabbi who has strong words for Elon Musk, a man with a dented fridge who does not care one bit about his carbon footprint, a lady who for some r...
Feb 13, 2023•4 hr 23 min
Save Wally Please thank Trainwreck for this awesome show name, as always you’ll just have to listen to the whole thing to figure out what the it’s all about. This week we focused a lot on the conference meetings as we, allegedly, received some information about them that turned out to be very useful. Don’t worry though there were still lots of angry complainers, I know you people like those. This week one man got very upset about being forced to pay for a stolen car, one man did not like his air...
Feb 06, 2023•4 hr 9 min
Stormy Twinkle These show names are making less and less sense, unless you watch the whole show of course. So this time around we’re forced into a disagreement with a man who broke his exercise bike, we have to explain to one lady that her extremely large family broke her thermostat, we set up a potentially amazing call for later this week for one man and his emotional support shower door, one lady gets her KFC order all mixed up, Scoby gets a date with a hot lady, one man actually prays with us...
Jan 31, 2023•3 hr 55 min
It’s Literally Better Business Communication Day So today we’re celebrating Better Business Communication day, literally, and it’s a real thing too go and look it up. The main thing is we discussed the merits, or lack thereof, of saying the word literally, literally in every sentence. As well as trying to school people on how to talk this week sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent lady out of Walmart and ends up getting the local news station called on him, one man is very unhapp...
Jan 23, 2023•4 hr 39 min
Smoking Joe’s Corporate Office Well here we go again, here’s another show that just had to get way out of hand. This week sweet gentle Ron is subjected to abuse from airlines customers who for some reason wanted to get where they were going, we meet a couple who simply refuse to purchase new shoes, Thank you as always to our kind supporters, Ron tries to save a lady who just accidentally married a deadbeat, we get subjected to some racial profiling by a very angry phone customer, one lady gets b...
Jan 16, 2023•4 hr 22 min
This Is Not Normal Something a little different this week, something a little more spicy, something a little more weird. First of all the over-eaters kindly gave me their moderator code again so we spent the first part of the show just having fun with that. We also dealt with a few complainers too including a man who did not understand how expiry dates work, an Amazon customer who does not like video games, a very angry man who had to wait 20 whole minutes to get his food served to him and we de...
Jan 09, 2023•4 hr 8 min
Blackman Monday It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man gets left at the airport because his kids are too annoying, we uncover a conspiracy to steal women’s un...
Jan 02, 2023•3 hr 38 min
Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked Well we’re back on the YouTube machines and crazier than ever. I did promise this would be a good show because Boxing Day is by far the biggest day for people complaining about stuff hands down. It just so happened that a certain airline also had to suddenly cancel 60% of it’s flights, which was a big help. Enjoy as Ron gets yelled at an abused to missed flights, Tyrone stealing someone’s guitar, one couple who really want to party it up in Mexico, a man who decided...
Dec 26, 2022•4 hr 5 min
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas Yes once again this show isn’t available on YouTube. This time it’s not technical problems, just that Ron needed a well earned rest and time to take care of his family and stuff. We are really grateful for all the messages of love and concern from you guys but please do not worry as normal service is resuming and Ron will be back better than ever. This show was kindly hosted by Ronny live in our Discord server. Very special thanks to Ronny who has gone a...
Dec 19, 2022•4 hr 31 min
Karen Bitchman You guys may be wondering what the happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings since it was last used and revert to an unknown IP address, meaning it took Ron about 2 hours total to resto...
Dec 12, 2022•5 hr 42 min
I Like Peacocks These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one lady was extremely angry that Ronny drove his delivery truck on her garden, Ron spoke to a real life...
Dec 05, 2022•4 hr 2 min
Lowe Down And Dirty Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is very angry that his new mop head came packaged in an invisibility cloak, one couple get very angry ju...
Nov 28, 2022•3 hr 52 min
