Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman This show name may have given birth to a brand new regular on the show. What a special guy. This week is Thanksgiving week, we have a special FREE show taking place in Discord on Thanksgiving Thursday at the usual show time, it’s open to everyone so just hop in the Discord and join the fun! This also means that this week nobody wanted to pick up the phone for random companies, this made Ron very angry and only made things better though. This week we deal wit...
Nov 21, 2022•4 hr 3 min
Wild Goosing This show name literally came about because we all mis-heard a complainer, it’s not even funny. Sorry about that now. Don’t worry though as this week we have a fresh new look, a bunch of new technical problems and some crazy new characters. We’re also forced to deal with an ATT customer who acidentally cancelled all of his lines, a silly woman who didn’t know how to work her TV, a man with a tragically broken washer, a very irate man who accidentally gave all his money to his mortga...
Nov 14, 2022•4 hr
Ron’s Birthday Boob Job Welcome to an extended special episode of Mondays With Macron as we celebrate Big Ron’s birthday week by annoying people on the phone and showing up to Zoom conferences that we weren’t invited to, amongst other things. This week we cause frustration for a famous doctor by trying to force her to speak at our made up conference, Ron gets screamed at by a super irate UPS customer, one man has been pre-ordering video games like a total dweeb, Ron would never do that, one man ...
Nov 07, 2022•4 hr 42 min
Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles Well well. Mondays With Macron landed exactly on Halloween. Get ready for a treat this year as Ron and Co go trick or treating at hotels with the ghost of Kevin. We scare the out of people in Zoom meetings and there’s even a special poetry ready by Dale from Zoom Security and Ron himself that you don’t want to miss. Oh and we also called some complainers too and tested out the new improvements to Ray’s special advanced goosing system. You’re just going to have to...
Oct 31, 2022•4 hr 12 min
The Raven It’s almost Halloween! Get ready to scare up some Karens with this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron. This time around it’s crazy complainer central. Get ready to meet a lady who is sick of automated systems and then gets to test our brand new AI Verification system, a man who spilled bodily fluids on his brand new laptop and then came crying to us about it, an airline customer who was sick of all the foreign people calling up, a man who had terrible problems with his insurance servic...
Oct 24, 2022•3 hr 46 min
Green Volcano Espresso Well here we go again with a show name that just wrote itself for me. Thank you for that guys. This week get ready to meet some crazy complainers in the form of a very flamboyant man who had serious problems with his exercise bike, a lady who was kicked out of first class because her name was too ghetto, tragedy strikes at the corporate office as one woman’s case manager is tragically killed after crashing his blimp into a school (yes you read that right), one lady is outr...
Oct 17, 2022•3 hr 57 min
Turkey Vindaloo Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone! Help us celebrate in the only way we know how by handling complainers and disrupting Zoom meetings. This week prepare yourselves to meet a lady who’s deadbeat husband did not qualify to get the new iPhone 14, Tyrone got to order some pink sportswear, one lady simply did not wish to wait for spinster special wine delivery, one guy did not want his Olive Garden gift certificate, one lady gets incredibly freaked out by our Mercedes commercial, C...
Oct 10, 2022•3 hr 57 min
Bing Bang Boom Boom Here we go again you people. This week there was a lot of focus on Zoom bombings, so you guys might want to check out the YouTube video and not just the podcast! We did have usual list of crazy complainers to deal with though including one man who demanded to be asked 145 questions security questions, a super first world problems Karen who was not happy about her late wine delivery, a man who was very angry about his terrible phone reception, a man who got very upset about ha...
Oct 03, 2022•4 hr 1 min
Vinny The Guinea Welcome to another show name that just happened to write itself. This week we tried to focus on some Zoom shenanigans so this show is much better watched on YouTube. We also had some very angry complainers too and this week sweet gentle Ron is subject to more abuse from a roided up gym owner, a furious phone customer, a lady who accidentally booked two flights and then managed to get them both cancelled, a lady who accuses us of making fake deliveries just because she was too bu...
Sep 26, 2022•4 hr 3 min
I’m Gonna Find You I Know Who You Are Welcome to another crazy show where once again the show name is in no way a statement of fact and is rather a quote from a very special complainer. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man and his unruly girlfriend and daughter causing mayhem in their rental car, a Lowes complainer who just couldn’t get to the point, a very angry electrical accessory buyer who made a full report to the BBB, Tyrone gets his hands on the latest iPhone 14, we mee...
Sep 19, 2022•4 hr 12 min
I Killed My Mother Well here we are back in the UK and back up to our old shenanigans once again, it’s another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron with another silly show name! This week prepare yourselves to meet an actual Irish couple with airline problems, sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent man out of the airport, one man is very upset about his Fedex delivery, we meet a lady who cannot understand why her dog’s pee smells like pee, we argue with a “famous” rapper who keeps ...
Sep 12, 2022•3 hr 59 min
I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots There’s another vicious rumour going around that today isn’t Monday. Well if that’s the case then how come there’s a new episode of Mondays With Macron? Well!? Okay then. On this week’s show I think we broke the world record for most bad numbers called. Seriously for the first like 45 minutes nobody at all answers, you could skip it except you’d miss all the awesome banter. After that we had to deal with a very angry Italian American pizza delivery driver who didn’t...
Sep 06, 2022•4 hr 17 min
Lana Backwards Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron featuring another great show title. This time around sweet gentle innocent Ron is forced to deal with an Angry man who messed up his own hotel booking, a very angry podcaster who did not like Tyrone stealing her new microphone, a Home Depot customer with a missing sink, a lady who’s sister ruined her cruise, a wannabe actor who was very angry about his new phone plan, a very confused banking customer, a lady who did not want t...
Aug 29, 2022•3 hr 34 min
Eeny Meeny Heiny Know I think I deserve some kind of award for this show name, just listen to see why. Hi everyone and welcome to Mondays With Macron. There are cruel rumours going around that this show happened on a Wednesday, this is a right wing anti-Monday biased piece of fake news, it’s always Mondays With Macron. This time around we deal with a very confused lady who got very upset with our soundboard antics, a lady who wanted us to bend the laws of physics just to install her new speakers...
Aug 24, 2022•4 hr 11 min
Mr. Bidet Here we go again with another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week we are pleased to announce that by very popular demand the Macron Show hold music is now available as a ringtone in the iTunes store. Go check it out now and be sure to leave a good review! We also played a brand new Macron Show rap song at the start of the show so don’t miss that either! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a crazy man who tried to steal a car from Hertz, a lady who was too lazy to bury he...
Aug 15, 2022•3 hr 55 min
Maureen Gets Creamed This show is dedicated to Maureen Cream, just listen to it if you want to understand! This week we’re celebrating Ron’s 20th year as a Walmart employee, watch on YouTube to check out the swanky new uniform! On this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron Ron deals with a man who doesn’t understand how delivery companies work, we meet a turbo Karen who complained about the people at Walmart, we meet a lady who didn’t want her luggage to say the word on it for some reason, we help ...
Aug 08, 2022•4 hr 2 min
Skyway To Here we go again, another show that started kinda slow and then just got way out of control. I had to think of this show name myself as there were way too many silly ideas coming from you guys. This week we confuse the out of an airline customer who just wants to know which terminal he should go to, Ron agues with a particularly over-entitled Amex customer, one couple leave their fresh food out in the sun for an hour and then wonder why it now has ants on it, we meet a super famous new...
Aug 01, 2022•4 hr
Mile High Blumpkin Well this was bound to happen when you let Scoby name a show. You guys might want to watch this one on YouTube as around the 30 minute mark we had a very special Zoom meeting with an old friend of the show that you do not want to miss. As well as catching up with Mike we also dealt with a very angry airline customer who missed their connecting flight, a lady who cried because Carpel does not care about her kids, a man with an exceptionally low credit score, a man who made up s...
Jul 25, 2022•3 hr 41 min
Belligerent Denial Brace yourselves you people. Ron is back in action and better than ever! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man who cannot understand why Taco Bell doesn’t have a space for him to change his soiled baby, an old man who isn’t happy with his sunglasses, a lady who is not keen to replace her seat belt with a belt from the grocery store, another overweight exercise bike complainer, a man who wanted Lowes to show him how to fit his own doors and service his wife, a...
Jul 18, 2022•3 hr 53 min
Panty Crickets Welcome to another Mondays With Macron live on a Monday. Today was Monday, anyone that says otherwise is just spreading fake news. Just accept that it’s Monday okay and we’ll all be a lot happier. Call it Monday 2.0 if you wish, but this is still Mondays With Macron! Thanks to Dale for this show name by the way, love it. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who is frustrated about her missing travel points, a lady who got confused about changing her flight, a v...
Jun 28, 2022•4 hr 28 min
Deodorant For The Brain Welcome everyone. First of all a big happy birthday to Dr Charles who turns super old this week! This show featured a lot of very angry people so you might wanna ask the kids to leave the room when you’re listening. This week we meet a very angry airline customer, a man who couldn’t get his packages delivered to the correct state, a very angry man who doesn’t know how to turn on a router, we meet a lady who doesn’t know how to follow instructions when renting a car, Ron a...
Jun 20, 2022•4 hr 11 min
Inappropriate Welcome to another action packed Mondays With Macron with a highly appropriate title. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a celebrity who cannot figure out how to use Adobe products, a lady who did not understand how condensation works, a lady who managed to lose her rental car, another lady who broke her treadmill by being too fat, another fat girl who didn’t want to wait for her oversized jacket to be made, Scoby gets into an altercation with a man for not deliverin...
Jun 13, 2022•4 hr 35 min
These Boots Were Made For Stealing Well it finally happened. Watch this show on YouTube to see Ron suffer through eating super hot wings and then being forced to down a whole shot of hot sauce for your amusement! This show also features the debut of TorFan and his crazy characters, he did a great job. This show was basically thanks to Diesel who made it all happen so please say thank you to him too! This week Ron has to deal with a man who was too fat to order more donuts, Tyrone gets himself a ...
Jun 06, 2022•4 hr 19 min
Wanking In Memphis Let’s celebrate Ray’s birthday in style! I had such a nice normal show name lined up too, and then we went and talked to a lady who was ordering horse on the Internet, so that went out of the window. This week Ron kicks someone out of Disneyland for mouthing off, we deal with a man who thinks he can dictate to companies about what they can and cannot do, Ron gets into trouble for talking about wanking off horses, Ray embarrasses a pastor as his birthday treat, one lady complai...
May 30, 2022•3 hr 52 min
I Will Find You And I Will Kill You Well we certainly had a whole heap of fun with this show, even if some of our complainers were not too happy with it. This week we have a lady who is very unhappy that her boyfriend installed a toilet cam in their new house, Ron gets death threats Liam Neeson style, we meet a couple who were too lazy to use the stairs at their storage company, Ron deals with a pervert, one guy can’t understand why his chronic alcoholism would affect his driver’s insurance, one...
May 23, 2022•4 hr 15 min
Callous And Cold Hearted Welcome to another weird and wonderful and slightly longer than usual MWM still live from Canada! Be sure to check the announcement about our meetup this weekend as it’s going to be awesome for you Canadian folks! This week we deal with a man who tried to claim reimbursement for a boojie hotel, we meet a lady who does not like people who don’t speak proper English, we get into an argument with a man who bought a cheap freezer, one lady gets banned from Facebook for her c...
May 16, 2022•5 hr 28 min
Canadian Bacon Well Ron made it all the way to Canada! This show is brought to you by the new laptop machine that you guys helped us get with the Macronathon so we want to thank everyone again for making this happen. This is the first time we’ve attempted a show on the road so please forgive any technical issues, they will all get ironed out going forward. Expect supporter’s shows back to their regular schedule. This week most of the complainers really didn’t want to talk but we did manage to de...
May 09, 2022•3 hr 44 min
Pull Out Couch Come take a nice relaxing break with your family on Ron’s pull out couch! This week get ready to deal with a creepy man who kept buying his kid’s teacher random gifts and then arguing with Lenny about it, a man who moved house and wanted us to relocate our gym for him, an Airbnb customer who did not like the gentle sounds of jackhammers outside his apartment, a man who would not wait until June 2.0 for his vanity, we meet an undercover banchode, one lady is delighted that we provi...
May 02, 2022•4 hr
Ron’s International Weddings Well we’re back once again on our regular schedule, at least for now. We want to take a moment to thank everyone that helped with the Macronathon. We managed to raise enough for a whole portable studio for Ron and thus we are about to being some epic adventures with the show, stay tuned to find out more! This week the complainers were out in force including major problems with a certain cruise company, a couple who booked a cruise but wanted compensation for having t...
Apr 25, 2022•3 hr 58 min
Mr Bender’s Caulk Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming after last week’s epic Macronathon. That show will be up on the website and on YouTube in full shortly (as of writing this it’s still processing on there lol) This week however Ron and Kathy deal with a lady who really wanted to get some free air miles, a man who just wants his door installed but cannot seem to get to the right department, Scoby gets into a crisis whilst trying to deliver someone’s art, we try to give one lady...
Apr 18, 2022•4 hr 17 min
