The Macronathon Here it is folks, the main event in full. All 24 hours of the legendary Macronathon. Please bear in mind if you’re listening back on the podcast machine we had to compress 24 hours of audio down to under 500mb so that it would work, so if it doesn’t sound as good that’s the reason! We recommend you watch the video version on YouTube though. Way too many things happened during this show to list them all but we had some very special guests in the form of old co-hosts, complainer ca...
Apr 16, 2022•24 hr 6 min
Breaking Bag I can’t take credit for this amazing show name, that goes to Clungy for this one. Well done sir. Amongst this week’s crazy complainers Ron tackles a lady who has serious problems with her insurance claim, we deal with a man who got his bank card locked for ordering , we somehow manage to turn a compliment into a raging complaint, we get a huge complaint just because some lady accidentally books the wrong flight and somehow that’s our problem, Ron has to close the office door on a ra...
Apr 11, 2022•4 hr 5 min
Requiem For A Hillbilly Welcome welcome welcome, here we go again with another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. Firstly this show features a very special announcement about the Macronathon! Please be sure to listen and help out in any way that you can! Secondly this show also featured some sad news when we called up our old friend Elmo Crudd only to find out that he sadly passed away last month. Our thoughts are with his family, Elmo was an awesome guy who we always loved having on the show h...
Apr 04, 2022•4 hr 17 min
A Slap In The Face First of all thank you to Will Smith for giving us endless material tonight. This week get ready for some red hot complainer action in the form of a man who had serious problems getting a hold of his package, a man who for some reason bought a Blu Ray player in 2022, a lady who did not understand how logistics works at all and for some reason objected to violence at the corporate office, we deal with more than one customer who didn’t return their rental cars, one lady is not h...
Mar 28, 2022•4 hr 24 min
Hysterical Millennials So first of all sorry that this show is probably slightly shorter than usual. Ron is still sick with the stupid So first of all sorry that this show is probably slightly shorter than usual. Ron is still sick with the stupid Covid and Carpel had to take a night off sick tonight but we did our best to seriously confuse some very angry people regardless. Thank you all for the kind support and help over the past week, it is very much appreciated. This week Ron tackles and actu...
Mar 21, 2022•3 hr 35 min
Colour Blind Ginger Wizards Welcome to yet another Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand and went on longer than expected. This week prepare for mayhem as we get involved in some more Zoom conferences, argue with a man who just doesn’t want to fix his own grill, Ron tells off a lady for taking unwanted pictures of employees, Scoby Ramone (RIP Scott Hall) deals with a comic book store full of angry nerds, we manage to prank a “celebrity” twice in less than one week, we deal with another st...
Mar 14, 2022•4 hr 40 min
What’s Up Dock? Well here we go again. Sometimes the show names just write themselves don’t they? This week Ron and Ray cause mayhem in some Zoom conferences, we meet a lady who for some reason is very angry about the $10,000 charge for her cruise, one lady tries and fails to save money by checking in early, we meet an actual real life Tesla owner, Ron gets into a fight with another angry anti-masker, one man is willing to go to great lengths just to get rid of the comedy tickets that he bought,...
Mar 07, 2022•4 hr 11 min
Don’t Speak To The Beast A word of warning, this show may contain scenes of satanic ritual and the summoning of beasts. Children should leave the room. This week a kind listener sends Ron a list of people who got a new mattress or bed delivered yesterday and sweet gentle Ron reaches out to make sure that everyone is fully serviced. We also had some complainers including a man who wouldn’t spring for a decent quality fitness tracker, one man who had a lot of trouble verifying himself so that he c...
Feb 28, 2022•4 hr 21 min
Tight And Ready It’s President’s Day and Family Day, but we don’t care about that because Ron and Carpel are tight and ready to take on some complaints! This week me meet a charming young lady who wants her ticket money back, a lady who can’t get deliveries because her apartment smells too bad, we meet a lady who really wants to talk about her job many, many times, Ron tries to help a family stuck at the airport, one man will ONLY deal with someone from corporate, we handle a larger lady who has...
Feb 21, 2022•4 hr 4 min
I Grew Up On A Phone It’s Valentine’s Day so come and get loved up with Ron and Kathy as they take on some very special complainers. This week we have big problems going down at Comcast, we meet a cheap who got his girlfriend some bargain basement flowers, Tyrone is now working in a school and stealing the teacher’s chocolate, Ron gets caught out calling a complainer that we’ve already called before, we also accidentally manage to get one guy the refund he wanted by sending him back to the store...
Feb 14, 2022•4 hr 35 min
Project Frog Welcome to a very special show as Ray unleashes the power of his top secret new machine: Project Frog. This show is best viewed on YouTube so you can see the video that, allegedly, happened during the show and experience the full force of Ray’s true might! Get ready to meet a guy who got the wrong fridge, a very confused airline customer who wants to spit chewing tobacco on his flight, a cyber security expert who was all too happy to AI Verify himself, a very angry young man who buy...
Feb 07, 2022•3 hr 55 min
Tinea Cruris If you want to know what this show name means you’re just going to have to Google it this time. On this weird and wacky show Ron comes face to face with a man who broke his bed due to too much self loving, one lady breaks her new fridge thinking it came full of food, Tyrone gets a brand new pair of jeans, one guy does not like our solution for fixing his tyre pressure light, one guy gets very upset about our newly updated AI Verify system, one lady refuses to accept our new plans fo...
Jan 31, 2022•4 hr 10 min
Engorged I love it when the shows just name themselves. Welcome to another insane Mondays With Macron. This week we have to deal with a man who gets very confused by all our robots, a man who lost his cake in the mail, a lady who has big problems with getting her new computer monitor from North Korea, a lady who bought tickets to a really lame music festival, and a travel agent who couldn’t decide what her client’s name was and got them put on the no fly list. We also managed to disrupt even mor...
Jan 24, 2022•4 hr 5 min
Slowbooks Well here we go again. A slightly shorter show on this alleged Blue Monday but I think we packed it even denser with the Internet’s best prank calls, just how you like it! This week Ron deals with an angry video game company employee that bought a fake designer purse, one man does not like being kept on hold with HP despite being a low budget customer, one ‘orrible lady is clearly trying to scam free Starbucks, we are forced to overcharge one man for his rental car due to his unruly ki...
Jan 17, 2022•3 hr 27 min
The Dirty Burger Casting Couch Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. Some very angry people around right now and we’re not sure why. Includes a lady who lost her couch in the mail and got very upset about Tyrone keeping it, we talk to a real life Phil Collins about his customer service issues, we meet a couple who’s kids were so annoying that their plane took off without them, one lady does not like being verified in order to get her hotel points, we meet a priest who bans Ray ...
Jan 10, 2022•3 hr 56 min
A Barrel Full Of Caramel Welcome to 2022! It may be a new year but we’re just up to our old tricks again including calling Mike Lindell, for some reason. This week deal with a news reader who looks like Sam Eagle and his petulant whining about a delivery, we try to help a comedian get his account verified, sweet gentle Ron tries to help a very angry man with a big drinking problem, one man has serious complaints about his missing couch, we manage to diagnose another broken dryer using only spoon...
Jan 03, 2022•4 hr
Liquor Store Gift Certificates Welcome to the very final Mondays With Macron of 2021 and as always we’re going out with a bang! This week one lady goes on an epic adventure to get herself a Playstation 5, Ron and Scoby are accidentally caught mouthing off about a customer whilst on hold and for some reason she’s not very happy about it, we meet a famous comedian who broke his own TV trying to play virtual reality, one couple can’t work out how the mail slot at Hertz works, we get yelled at by a ...
Dec 27, 2021•3 hr 46 min
World Championship Whining IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS SHOW YOU HAVE TO DO SO HERE: https://odysee.com/@MacronShow:0/World-Championship-Whining Welcome to the last show before Christmas. This time we’re really celebrating in style as Ronny does his best to get us into trouble! This week Tyrone gets into a heated debate with a real life wrestler, we meet a lady who was not happy about her rare beaver skin jacket, we manage to stop an actual Indian scammer, there’s a man who got...
Dec 20, 2021•4 hr 13 min
Hold My Toilet Wand This show name is not rude, Ron just found out that a toilet wand is a thing apparently. This week on Mondays With Macron prepare yourselves for a goose related extravaganza the likes of which we haven’t seen for some time. This week we meet a man who has problem with his chicken, a man who refuses to wait for 2 years to catch his flight, we deal with a whole bunch of people who are having problems with delivery services at Christmas, we try to find one reluctant man a specia...
Dec 13, 2021•4 hr 21 min
Pickle Makes A Beeline When you simply have too many show name ideas this is what happens. Featuring the world’s greatest Christmas jumper, this show was not endorsed by any of the “celebrities” we prank called tonight! This week we have to deal with an angry author who lost her luggage, some famous rapper’s manager does not like our phone service, one lady is completely hysterical about her glasses and has to get her super smart husband involved, one lady is super serious about not using Uber a...
Dec 06, 2021•3 hr 52 min
The 12 Karens Of Christmas Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron! Sorry the voicemails weren’t working this week, they actually all came in together right after the show and will be played on the next supporter’s show so look out for that. This week a real life Karen gets her Christmas decorations stolen by Tyrone, Ron manages to burst one man’s love sack, one guy can’t seem to find anything at Best Buy, another guy gets caught looking at in his car, one lady gets all upset about Ron taki...
Nov 29, 2021•4 hr 12 min
Elmo Crudd In – Try Not To Scratch It Another show that got way out of hand. That is all the co host’s fault and not at all to do with sweet gentle Ron who was only trying to help! Get ready for some sass this time around as we meet a foolish woman trying to fix her refrigerator all by herself, a lady who exceeded the weight limit to order takeout, a man who can’t stop getting scammed repeatedly, Dr Charles sets one man straight about what a good quality watch is, Jolo gets into a heated dispute...
Nov 22, 2021•4 hr 34 min
Gas Station Pizza Nothing like microwave fresh gas station pizza to start off your week! This week you should really watch on YouTube because as usual Ron is overexcited about the new Ghostbusters movie and is driving around in the Ghostbusters car. This week we deal with a lady who is upset about getting ghosted by her phone provider, a lady who lost her wedding ring in the mail, Ron gets into a very heated argument with a Dyson customer, one lady gets very upset and confused with Expedia, Jeff...
Nov 15, 2021•4 hr 7 min
Ron’s Horrid Birthday Full disclosure Ron’s birthday wasn’t actually Horrid, you will have to listen to the whole thing to find out why we named the show like this. Firstly we want to thank everyone for all the awesome birthday messages and support, we really appreciate it. CarpelTunnel is now back where she belongs in the studio with our new Carpel Cam. To celebrate we did what we do best here and handled the Internet’s best complaints of the week including another lady with a broken fridge, we...
Nov 08, 2021•4 hr 18 min
Supervise Me Well here we go with another lengthy show because once again things got seriously out of hand here at the corporate office. This time Ron gets into an argument with a couple of restaurant owners, we talk to another celebrity who doesn’t have a high enough credit rating for us to answer the phone, we meet a man who doesn’t think he should have to get out of his car any more to receive food, we get to laugh at one man’s internet history, one guy objects to looking at in order to get h...
Nov 01, 2021•4 hr 21 min
Sorry For My Apology Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. We had some very sad news to report this week in that our little friend Kevin passed away recently. We will be doing some kind of tribute show for him in the near future so look out for that. Also special thanks to all the kind people that supported us with donations this week, we really appreciate it! This week we had a whole cast of wacky complainers and things got out of hand big time. This week we meet a lady who does not adv...
Oct 25, 2021•3 hr 53 min
The Horse Hoof Inspector Well here we go again, another show that got way out of control. This week we get straight into it with an angry trucker who didn’t want to pay a late fee for being late, a man who insisted that everyone else apologise because he made a mistake, a man with a broken refrigerator who for some reason wanted it fixed, we meet a super famous Disney Plus customer, Tyrone gets some new batteries, several people get super upset about the AI Verify service, one man claims that sw...
Oct 18, 2021•4 hr 12 min
Doooooo Doo Dodoolooloolooo Welcome to another show that wrote it’s own name! This week get ready for some drama as sweet gentle Ron loses his temper with a corrupt journalist for writing a bad review of the new Ghostbusters movie, we all wish Jeff a very happy Canadian Thanksgiving, we deal with a banchode who gets caught looking at hard , we deal with a lady who doesn’t want to pay her monthly cancellation fee, one man gets banned from Party City for being a cheapskate, we argue with a very ag...
Oct 11, 2021•3 hr 41 min
Disrespective In this week’s regular Mondays With Macron get ready to meet some seriously crazy complainers including one man who made light of today’s tragic Facebook downtime, a lady who keeps getting emailed the wrong number, and extra extra large sports fan who couldn’t get her stuff delivered to the right trailer, a comic con attendee who was trying to scalp tickets, a man who who have to ban from Walmart for his terrible behaviour, a couple who don’t like us monitoring their home for them,...
Oct 04, 2021•3 hr 52 min
Pen Is On The Brain Welcome to another show with a silly name. This week buckle up and get ready for a man so famous and important that he doesn’t take his own phone calls, a lady who has to change her citizenship to take a flight, a couple who only bought half a bed and have a lot to say about it, another drunk insurance customer who crashed his own car and then discovered that it was two cars welded together, one man is dead serious about cancelling the big YouTube TV deal, one guy doesn’t wan...
Sep 27, 2021•3 hr 47 min
