Different Strokes What a show this week, the full crew is in the virtual studio and the complainers are complaining. This week Tyrone gets a new dishwasher, a man who really wants the latest Apple TV, a frustrated lady who polished her fridge too much, a football fan with a serious beef with Scoby, Ron uses his ghost busting equipment to diagnose a haunted washer, we have a lot of problems with a certain store who everyone wants to complain about this week, one guy is not happy about sharing his...
Sep 20, 2021•3 hr 57 min
Mouth Full Of Cox Welcome to Monday the 13th with Macron! What a day this was, we got to meet a lady who’s mop would not steam, a couple who accidentally bought a holiday villa in Afghanistan, a man who wants to loan money from Ronny the loan shark, a lady who wanted a refund because she couldn’t find her parking space, a lady who’s son crashed into a Pizza Hut driver, a very special guy who didn’t get his ticket to the big game, a man who was not happy to get a mouthful of Cox and Tryone got so...
Sep 13, 2021•3 hr 53 min
Into It On Labor Day Once again I forgot that Labor Day always falls on a Monday and so this is technically a holiday special, luckily lots of people were still around to argue about their complaints! Today we meet a man who confuses his accounting software with , a friendly lady who is sick of Samsung, a man who kicked off whilst buying sunglasses, we deal with a bona fide computer expert (standby!) we try to help another famous actress with her phone problems, there’s a bad boss who gives her ...
Sep 06, 2021•3 hr 51 min
Gouging Your Wife’s Purse Welcome to an other exciting episode featuring only the most premium first world complainers and menopausal misfits. This week we AI Verify a lady who is locked out of her Instagram account, meet a woman who was not happy at all about her free pretzel, a lady with a seriously overpriced exercise bike, a family who had their nice new house smashed to bits by Costco, a lady who did not want us to fix her lazy table, a guy who got ripped off on his Joe Rogan tickets and we...
Aug 30, 2021•4 hr 14 min
Flight Of The Litigator Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand. First of all skip the entire first hour if you just want calls, the first hour was spent discussing Macron’s recent Patreon ban and playing around with some technical problems, but after that things really got going. This week we deal with a famous rapper and his rental car, a couple who think pilots should have to wear face masks, a lady who was too fat to sit next to other people, a woman who just wa...
Aug 23, 2021•4 hr 38 min
Boxes Boxes BOXES Here we go with a whole new wild and wacky Mondays with Macron. This show name was written by an awesome guy at my new favourite hotel (sorry Sea Tac). This week Ron handles a real life star with airline problems, we give one lady some great advice about driving instead of flying, we have to ban someone from Chipotle after a comment about donkey balls, one lady attempts to catch a flight that leaves before she gets to the airport, Tyrone gets himself a whole new set of househol...
Aug 16, 2021•3 hr 48 min
Dirty Lowe Down Cluckers Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron that got slightly out of hand. This time it’s a lady who’s very important workmates ordered women’s clothes on her account, people are not happy being offered our amazing Olive Garden vouchers, we make one guy take a very long trip around Chicago airport, we are forced to terminate an unruly phone customer, AI Verify a Tesla buyer, try out our brand new hold trick on an unsuspecting Lowes customer, Ron cheers up a dude who got...
Aug 09, 2021•4 hr 11 min
What Happens In Stormy Stays In Stormy I let Munch name this show but those of you who caught this live know what it’s all about. This week on a totally regular episode we mess with a star shacked up in a Vegas hotel room with her own brother, we are forced to ban a guy who simply can’t behave on his flights, Ray has great difficulty delivering packages to one awkward customer, we meet a sensitive, one lady really enjoys the new and improved AI Verify, young man who is scared of the people at th...
Aug 02, 2021•3 hr 40 min
Blackzilla Vs Master Nerdy Gotta love it when the show names just write themselves as we go along. Amazing show this week featuring the return of the real Tyrone, and he’s back to stealing packages! We also ruin someone’s 12 hour hold streak on the phone to an airline, we cause some very confusing scheduling problems for one family, Ron accidentally charges $60,000 to someone’s company credit card, Ron highly offends a middle class coffee pot buyer, we meet a crafty man who thinks that Ron is a ...
Jul 26, 2021•3 hr 48 min
Are You A Lawyer? The big question on everyone’s lips this week is indeed; are you a lawyer though? This week prepare yourselves to deal with a lady who trashed her hotel room, a lady who gets her internet cut off for mouthing off, another man doesn’t want to pay his cancellation fees, a lady keep complaining about her horrible phone service, one man has trouble verifying himself for Yelp, one couple get very confused by our cruise offerings, Ron and Scoby get lucky with a female soccer (footbal...
Jul 19, 2021•4 hr 10 min
I Was Only Joe King Firstly thank you to the mother of the complainer who called her son Joe King and thus made this the easiest bad pun show name ever! This week Ron spends the entire show trying to get a gift of tequila and raw eggs to a hotel guest with too many people, we also helped Joe King himself deal with a very very serious flight issue in Vegas, we donate another customer’s refund to help get Donald Trump re-elected next week, we have a great discussion with an artist about who is lea...
Jul 12, 2021•3 hr 46 min
Saturday Night Ron What is this insanity? Mondays With Macron but on a Saturday? It really happened! This show was to say thank you to everyone for helping us smash our donation target this week and helped us replace our busted up TV. You guys are the best so we tried to make this show as crazy as possible and I think we did pretty well. Get ready to meet a man who really does not like robots, we cause trouble for one special little guy after his dad buys him an airline ticket, we reschedule som...
Jul 10, 2021•3 hr 36 min
Sea Slugs On A Plane Welcome to another amazing Mondays With Macron! This really was a show of epic proportions that mainly focused on airline complainers. This week we deal with a lady who has been driven insane by airline customer service, a banking customer with a phone that doesn’t well work, we have a fun conversation with a lady after making her hang up on the real customer services after being on hold for 10 straight hours, we deal with a real first world complainer who had to wait for on...
Jul 05, 2021•4 hr 7 min
Adult Dippers What a crazy show this week. Not only did we have the crazy Canadian CarpelTunnel back in the studio but we had a whole host of super crazy people who wanted to argue with us, despite our amazing customer service. This week we meet a serious technical computer expert who would never let his security be compromised, we meet a lady who for some reason did not want to donate the profits from her book to Melania Trump, we cause complete havoc for a whole bunch of airline customers incl...
Jun 28, 2021•3 hr 43 min
Fireman Ron And The 40 Year Old Virgin In this amazing and incredible show not only do we have some fancy upgraded webcam technology going on but sweet gentle Ron literally saves one poor woman from burning to death in a terrible house fire, tries to service a 40 year old virgin on Zoom, we attempt to derail some plumbing work live at the scene, we put another unruly child on the no fly list, Ron and Scoby attempt to hook up with a famous actress who really likes yoga but does not like to verify...
Jun 21, 2021•3 hr 42 min
Sassy And Horny This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don’t go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new vacation for him, a man who orders cookies from Ubereats, Ron gets intimate with one lady’s car and Ro...
Jun 14, 2021•3 hr 52 min
Male Parts And Government Phones Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn’t handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady has to get her husband to fight her battles for her, we meet a couple of stoner dropouts who for som...
Jun 07, 2021•3 hr 51 min
Hold The Squeak In this awesome show we meet a man who has a very serious problem with a squeaky chair, and no other problems at all! We also meet a lady who has real problems verifying her identity for her insurance, a lady who can’t find her invisible package, a lady who does not want to have Amazon Prime forced upon her, a very obnoxious woman with home security problems, someone who got banned from Twitter for hate speech who we will be catching up with on our next supporter’s show, a very a...
May 31, 2021•3 hr 59 min
Captain Pen is Here This might be my favourite show name so far. Take that censors! This show was packed with awesome complainers right from the start including a few who just wanted to take up all of our time and left us with a ton of people we still have to call! This week we meet a man who was literally begging for help and yet was still rude to us on the phone, we meet an all new type of superhero, a lady who should not have booked with Expedia, a man who rented a car and then pretended he d...
May 24, 2021•3 hr 41 min
Golf Venom What a show tonight! For some reason a whole heap of really crazy people decided to pick up the phone and argue with Ron including a man who showed up at the store way too late, a company that paid Google twice for the same thing, a man with some kind of alien life form in his golf clubs, a man who just did not like foreigners and wanted to do something crazy at his Airbnb, a man who had to go on the no fly list for his bad behaviour, another hacking problem over at Facebook and someo...
May 17, 2021•3 hr 59 min
Skin Flute Practise This show was kinda named by Ray and Dale from the Manhole so thanks for that guys! This week we got some great complainer calls including a man who does not want our special smart windows, a lady who doesn’t want to pay over $100 for some light bulbs, for some reason, we meet a man who lives with his mom and yet cannot find a date, a lady who doesn’t know that she is supposed to pee in her own cat litter, a woman with one of the most annoying voices ever and a nice old lady ...
May 10, 2021•3 hr 52 min
Whisky And Cat Litter Cigarettes I am glad somebody else named this show because frankly the names I came up with myself were way too vulgar to be accepted anyway. In this crazy show be prepared to send the kids to the neighbours house because sweet gentle Ron is once again pushed to the limits of his temper by some very unreasonable people. This week we get a lady who dirtied up her rental car and did not want to pay for the cleaning, another selfish family flying around during the pandemic, pe...
May 03, 2021•3 hr 49 min
The Notorious PIG With The Hairy Chest Back to the more obscure show naming again this week, you will just have to listen to the whole thing to understand this nonsense. In this show the complainers really made us work for our supper but we did get many real winners in the end including a couple of customers buying plants from some seed company and making a whole big fuss about it, Tyrone gets some new underwear for his new lady, one guy is way too dumb to understand how to work his shower, we m...
Apr 27, 2021•3 hr 47 min
Mike Lindell Vs Ron Blackman Well this was probably the easiest show ever to name. In this episode Ron and Ray take great displeasure in Mike Lindell and his failed attempts to set up a brand new social media platform and decide to do their bit to get involved when Mike announces he’s doing a 48 hour live stream to promote it. This show ended up starting super early and were busy working on this for hours beforehand, but I think the end result was worth it. Being the true professionals that we a...
Apr 19, 2021•6 hr 43 min
My Husband’s Purse Ron is finally back in business and showing the amateurs how to do calls. Sorry for the brief absence but we are about to more than make up for it! This week an angry customer attempts to Tweet Ron to death, we meet a top level business lady who refuses to pay for software, we meet a lady who forgot her password and that’s everybody’s fault, one lady refuses to take a layover at Jeff’s house, we deal with some crazy parties in people’s houses, we meet a man who is too ashamed ...
Apr 12, 2021•3 hr 33 min
7060 Pillow Biters I shouldn’t talk about where this show name even comes from but if you listen it’s definitely in there. This week we meet a whole new cast of characters including a very angry lady with some missing french fries, some really dumb people with hacked Facebook accounts, a very confused man with a rental truck, a family who were turned radioactive by the power company, a reckless couple trying to vacation in Jamaica, Ron helps one caller to stroke his pole, one lady really likes t...
Mar 29, 2021•3 hr 45 min
Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw Robot Ron is dead and you are all to blame! With that out of the way let’s have a rundown of what happened this week. Firstly Ron and Kathy have to deal with some serious abuse from a taxi driver, people just do not want to accept our premium monthly cancellation service, we meet a guy who is renting out his house for super cheap, Tyrone gets himself a new chainsaw, some crazy old lady asks for pics, and an actual racists gets what she deserves, and lots mo...
Mar 22, 2021•3 hr 55 min
High Birds Don’t Cry Welcome to a Macron Show with a fresh lick of paint, if you’re watching the video version that is. We also got another show name that just wrote itself and we introduce the world to Virtual Ron. Some people love him, others want to cancel him, where do you sit? On this crazy packed show we meet a man who is looking to hit the big time on the stock market, we meet a female magician who kinda likes Ray’s email, a lady who really really wanted lots of salads, we attempt to goos...
Mar 15, 2021•4 hr 6 min
All Aboard The Jizzboat I love it when the show names just write themselves. On this crazy action packed show we meet a lady with a very interesting last name who really wants her reward points back, Tyrone gets himself a new umbrella, a dating site customer tries his luck with 3 lovely young ladies, we deal with a serious complaint about Kanye West stealing art, one man doesn’t like what he did with his own hoodies, we try to sell some premium quality goose tape and we attempt to help several s...
Mar 08, 2021•3 hr 43 min
Babykill INC Welcome to Babykill INC where this show sure got dark real fast. This time we’ve got an old lady who can’t stop looking at Ray’s , a very angry redneck who invested his meth empire money into bitcoin, we meet another very whiny man who wasn’t happy about his flight and another one who couldn’t work out to use the camera on his fancy new iPhone, we also cause major disruption for someone trying to sell crappy jewellery, meet a lady who is planning to make bombs out of slow cookers an...
Mar 01, 2021•3 hr 41 min
