Look At Me: I’m Constance Now Be sure to watch the video version of this show to catch Ron suffering by eating the world’s hottest noodles live. Thanks to everyone that donated for this, this was probably the quickest donation goal ever reached because for some reason you all really seem to like seeing sweet gentle Ron suffer. This week we also meet a man who insists he does not want his Internet to be off for 2 weeks, another one of Tyrone’s lovers suddenly doesn’t want to buy him new things, o...
Feb 22, 2021•4 hr 9 min
Those Dogs Are My Children Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn’t want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn’t know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn’t know how to make fire, a lady who’s cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad about which seat she sat in on the plane and an entire apartment building who objected to having now p...
Feb 15, 2021•3 hr 51 min
Bogo The Monkey Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky customer gets to talk to Rachael Ray about her cannabis needs, one lady is simply not pure enough fo...
Feb 08, 2021•4 hr 19 min
I Didn’t Ask To Make Any Slime We’re back and better than ever! Sorry about last week’s technical problems but we tried to make up for it this time. In this show Ron catches up with some people who recieved horrible prank calls on Saturday, only people on Patreon might know what that’s all about. We also help a lady to make some cool slime even though she doesn’t appreciate it, we meet a racist lunatic psychic man, one old couple will just not hang up when trying to get their refund, we help a s...
Feb 01, 2021•3 hr 41 min
Homemade Swamp Jerky So I only found out that today was a holiday in the States and that might explain why basically nobody wanted to pick up for us today. Despite this setback we still managed to get quite a few very strange characters to pick up including the lady from the last Patreon show who just likes to scream, a lady who lost her cosmetics order to some guy called Tyrone, a lady who complained about getting an iPad instead of a Chromebook, for some reason, and then had her daughter call ...
Jan 18, 2021•3 hr 54 min
Come And Get Your Love Finally the show names are calming down a little bit. In this show the complainers decide they mostly don’t want to pick up, but that doesn’t stop us from forcing many of them to do so anyway. We also have great fun with some of our favourite multi level marketing scam jewellery sellers. We also manage to start our own brand new soap opera, cheer up an old lady who just had surgery, meet man who’s phone is way too fancy for the likes of us, we schedule some goosings for th...
Jan 11, 2021•4 hr 3 min
Should Be Included With The Bed Welcome to 2021 people let’s start things with a bang! Lots of crazy complainers this time around including a really lame guy who would not stop calling about his pizza, a lady who ordered Outback Steakhouse for a new year’s dinner, a couple who had no business being at a theme park, a guy who bought two treadmills, Tyrone gets a new shirt, we chat to a friendly cop who won’t let us prank people, Carpel loses herwith a very whiny complainer and Ron loses it when M...
Jan 04, 2021•4 hr 9 min
Paula Hole’s Bag of Genuine Super-Real 1000% Authentic Syphilis This is what happens when we let Munch name the show. Welcome to the last Mondays With Macron of 2020, and thank goodness. This show is full of surprises including an almost full Carpel face reveal, make sure you’re on Patreon to see the whole thing. To see out this god awful year we deal with a lady who for some reason did not want to be repeatedly charged for talking to us, a man with a defective blower, a lady who could just neve...
Dec 28, 2020•3 hr 40 min
Gary Christmas Ya Filthy Animals No we didn’t spell the show name wrong you have to listen to the whole thing to understand this week’s bad pun. In this run up to Christmas show we meet a lady who ordered the wrong shoes and refuses to stuff them with newspaper, there is a terrible incident involving a failed game show, Tyrone gets a new bread bin, one lady mysteriously gets a strange goose on her computer, a lady complains that she ordered Christmas cards and then they arrived and another lady ...
Dec 21, 2020•4 hr 17 min
President Truman’s Test Tube Babies Welcome to another 4 hours of the best prank calls around! This time we had quite the cast of characters including an old man who we tried to convince was an alien test tube baby, Ron helps a guy figure out how to use his masturbation machine and then he REALLY wants a refund for some reason, we try and fail to goose several very sceptical people, Tyrone gets a new trash can but doesn’t get to speak to the lady because Ron goes off on her, one guy really doesn...
Dec 14, 2020•4 hr 3 min
The Mayor Gets Warts From Mrs. Butt’s Box Once again this whole thing of naming shows after people with silly names is really getting away from us. But what do you expect from a show with a Mrs. Butt, a Mrs. Clim and a Warts? We decided to start this show a little later than usual and it kinda worked out because we got way more pickups during the early part than we did before, but I think the best calls are still towards the end of the show. This time we meet an actual town mayor who took a youn...
Dec 07, 2020•4 hr 51 min
Small Willis This is probably my favourite cheap pun show title I’ve though of this year, listen to this and and then tell me; do you see what I did? DO YOU SEE?! As well as this stroke of genius this time around we meet a lady who gets super angry at Tyrone for taking her coats, a very angry lady finds peace in having her phone reset, sweet gentle Ray suffers repeated abuse because of his Irishness, Ron threatens to put an old lady’s head through the wall for making out that People magazine is ...
Nov 30, 2020•3 hr 52 min
Midget Men From The Ukraine Another show where you just have to listen to find out where the name came from. In this week’s exciting adventure we catch up with Mr. himself, Ray steals a lady’s glasses, Tyrone steals someone’s house, one man causes a big fuss over $10, Ray is horrified to find on someone’s computer (and there is a LIVE goose in the studio this week!) we also have one complainer talk to a real live NFL player about his safety concerns and several people threaten to pull up on swee...
Nov 23, 2020•3 hr 38 min
Mars Attacks Hi everyone how ya durrrrin? So once again this week for the first part of the show only a couple of people wanted to pick up the phone, but boy did it get better after that! We had a woman who could not figure out what size jacket she wanted, Tyrone stole someone’s magazine subscription, Gaspian gets called a terrorist, a Boston Market complainer completely agrees with everything Ron says, a lady gets very very upset about her leaky vapes and Ron and Carpel do a lie detector test o...
Nov 16, 2020•3 hr 46 min
Ron’s Birthday Show Ron is drunk and he’s going to call again and again. That’s basically the summary of this show in which Ron is not fully competent to be operating the computer machines. For the first hour of this show nobody at all wanted to answer the phone, so enjoy that. After that we did manage to get some hilarious calls including an epic effort by Scoby to convince a man that he was really a woman, a lady who goes looking for Tyrone, a confused man who gets his political news from the ...
Nov 09, 2020•3 hr 33 min
Loud And Obnoxious Can you believe some sick individual would call sweet gentle Ron loud and obnoxious? Well it happened. We also try to help out a lady who got scammed with her $55 Yeezys, we deal with a father who wants his son to finally move out, we meet a very angry lady who keeps trying to cancel her ABC Mouse service, we actually talk to a real life dead lady, and there’s a couple who are having real serious problems with both of their computers, and many many more. Stay tuned because lat...
Nov 02, 2020•3 hr 51 min
The Macron Show Halloween Special 2020 In this terrifying Halloween spooktacular Ron gets dressed up in the Batman outfit that you guys sent in and proceeds to get very drunk and yell at a whole host of complainers, like the very irate lady who didn’t get her sticker, we deal with a serious deer rape incident, we meet a lady who expects everything to last forever, there’s man who gets Ron VERY angry when fails to complete even simple tasks. We also go virtual trick or treating at Kevin’s house, ...
Oct 31, 2020•4 hr 1 min
Seven In this magnificent little show we meet a whole cast of zany characters and it’s pretty much none stop red hot complainer action from start to finish! This time there’s a lady who insists on getting her seven, Tyrone steals someone’s return labels, we meet a lady who finds out the sordid truth about her ex husband and the bars through a customer service complaint, a lady who really does not want to fly to North Korea, a man who wishes to complain about something Donald Trump said, a lady w...
Oct 26, 2020•4 hr 4 min
Prank To The Future – Part 2 It’s that special date again, October 21st. The date that Marty went to the future in Back To The Future Part 2. Only now that was 5 years ago and only we seem to care about it, but it’s 5 years since we did the original Prank To The Future and we felt it was time for a sequel. This time around we convince a lady to speak to her younger self in order to cancel some insurance, we speak to an older and a younger version of Tyrone and we have some very bad news about th...
Oct 21, 2020•2 hr 37 min
My Husband Was Useless Tonight was supposed to be the end of complainers since one of our favourite websites finally took our advice and started actually making it hard to find them. Luckily we have a few ways around this and we are working on something even better for the coming shows, do not miss it. This time around we still managed to talk to a guy who really did not like swearing on TV, a lady who’s husband was just not up to the job of setting up online accounts, a man who had a strange go...
Oct 19, 2020•4 hr 1 min
Rally’s Gone Wild Hi everyone and thanks for being here for another exciting Mondays With Macron. This time around Ron is in a FOUL mood and is not taking any from anyone. You might want to ask the children to leave the room for this one as Ron’s language could strip the paint off the walls this week. This show gets it’s title from a lady who did not approve of the staff at Rallys smoking weed, we also met a man who swore to track us down even though he couldn’t fix his own refrigerator, we meet...
Oct 12, 2020•4 hr 40 min
LL Cool Jay’s Atomic Fascist Fiasco Thank you to Munch for the title of this crazy show. This week we meet a real crazy cast of characters including a man who is outraged at having to wait for 5 minutes for fast food, and then he can’t stop calling us back, a lady who doesn’t want to receive her gas in balloons, a dating site customer who couldn’t get enough , a lady who does not want fascist clothing, we organise a tactical nuclear strike on Tyrone, much to the upset of the customer and we get ...
Oct 05, 2020•4 hr 48 min
You’re Not My Dad Hi everyone. Here’s another little show that really got away from us and nearly ended up being 5 hours long. Firstly I apologise again that the very end of the video version of this show might be all messed up, including the end credits. That’s because my Internet sometimes decides to take a little break on it’s own. Tomorrow I’m going to call my Internet provider and yell at them until they have PTSD. Never mind though because most of the show is just fine. This time around we...
Sep 28, 2020•4 hr 49 min
Humidity With A Vampire Welcome to another silly and pointless episode of Mondays With Macron. This week we meet a vampire who gets moist for Ron, a man who can’t be goosed because he already has Indian scammers on his computer, we try our best to give a very eager young lady a proper job interview for the dollar store, Tyrone gets some new fitness equipment, we upgrade some lady to an awesome new TV package and so much more. We also premier a brand new Kevin song but the man himself is way too ...
Sep 21, 2020•3 hr 52 min
The State Of The Union Please excuse all the serious talk at the start of this show but certain things needed to be said and I hope it was beneficial and taken in the right way by everyone. Now onto the prankings; this week we meet an amazing business coach, a guy who has a stupid idea for a new game show, a man who runs away at the first sign of an argument over his distaste for fake crowds, Tyrone is now taking money directly out of cash machines, we meet a gym customer who wants to bring youn...
Sep 14, 2020•4 hr 7 min
Yeah Go On Then Once again this show is split into two parts if you’re watching on the video machines because the British Internet can’t stay connected for two minutes during these trying times. This week the goose is well and truly loose as Ray tries to fix some serious computer issues. We also had multiple dating site customers who needed some help, including one lady who was too old for Ron and another who did not like having her lifetime membership. We also called a British complainer who wa...
Sep 07, 2020•4 hr 3 min
Busting Balls If you came here for gratuitous vomiting them I’m sorry to disappoint but that was in the previous show. This show mostly consists of a drunken Ron yelling at a priest who REALLY wants his donation back, a drunken Ron yelling at a guy that we were trying to goose and scaring him away, another customer who was too smart for her own good in trying to catch Tyrone ordering pizzas on her credit card, a bunch of whiny dating site customers who for some reason do not want to pay to meet ...
Aug 31, 2020•3 hr 47 min
The Deep Dark Web Welcome to one of the most harrowing experiences of Ron’s life. In this episode you guys finally made him drink the hot sauce (2 shots this time) so thanks for that you sadists! We also made a bunch of random people very angry with us for some reason including a very clever lady who tried to trick Tyrone into admitting that he stole her package, a man who wants to keep his house a secret, several people who did not want to make mandatory donations to the Trump 2020 campaign, a ...
Aug 24, 2020•3 hr 57 min
Car Stereo Blunt Another show that got way out of hand, but that’s just how things have been going recently. Also once again my Restream died on me and the video got cut into two parts, I am taking steps to fix this! This show contains very strong language throughout and we tackle a lot of very explosive political views in order to expose what some of the *ssholes that we call really think. If you are offended by anything at all then don’t listen basically. In this show we repeatedly try and fai...
Aug 17, 2020•4 hr 28 min
The Leprechaun First of all sorry that this show is split into two parts for people watching on YouTube, my streaming service took a big towards the end of the show but you can find the last little part right here, and it’s worth it: https://youtu.be/G9BliMuCock This is also a VERY special show because a certain co-host named Ray told everyone he would do a face reveal if they donated five hundred shmeckles during the show, which of course you guys did so enjoy and remember no refunds! In this c...
Aug 10, 2020•3 hr 40 min
