On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big screen. We've also got battery brands, pastry sponsorships and a heated rant about not-so-self-made celebrities. GET STUCK IN! We love hearing from you so make sure you get in touch on our Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow, or drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Oh, and if you're enjoying the show, drop us a review over on ...
Apr 01, 2021•34 min
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street. It’s not all doom and gloom though, as the Suez Canal, garden centres and big bums are also on the agenda. Get in touch on Twitter, or send us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 29, 2021•34 min
On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjoyable feeling in the world is. We’ve also got new battery brands, steampunk stories and emergency ‘flashlights’, plus Luke gives us some tactical insight into how to master playing PUBG. Come and get involved! Send us an email with your latest nonsense stories over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, or get in touch on our buzzing Twitter/Instagram pages a...
Mar 25, 2021•32 min
On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the rather unappetising elements of the 1904 Olympics. That's not all - there are giant men on Luke's roof, Pete's been stripping in public over the weekend and a listener gets in touch with an incredibly chocolate-y email. Get stuck in! We want to hear from you! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with some of your own weekly nonsense, o...
Mar 22, 2021•33 min
On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious prawn ball ingredients... Elsewhere, we discuss jellyfish peeing etiquette and how to inject Minstrels before A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. GET INVOLVED! Have you installed something bizarre into your car? Or discovered something unusual in a prawn ball? Let us know on social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! ...
Mar 18, 2021•29 min
On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a model. Elsewhere, we review your generic Mum behaviours before the boys discuss their own, and a listener gets in touch with some exciting TV stories including their inspiring You’ve Been Framed debut. Don’t miss out! We want to hear your NEWS! Get involved and drop us a message over on Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow, or throw us an email ...
Mar 15, 2021•34 min
On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole adventures. Elsewhere, Luke shares some more valuable life hacks and a listener gets in touch with news on how to polish your chocolates. Also on today’s show, A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME... but there’s some controversy over this one. Get involved! Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or come and get involved on our social media - @lukeandpetesh...
Mar 11, 2021•31 min
On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames. Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out! Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general nonsense news? Get in touch on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at hello@luk...
Mar 08, 2021•32 min
On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’, for a lesson on BBQs. Elsewhere, we talk about the correct etiquette for a staycation, a listener gets in touch about plane engine failures and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Got any interesting crisp-based stories for us? Or maybe you've been a participant on Come Dine With Me and want to tell us your story - either way - GET INVOLVED! Drop us a mess...
Mar 04, 2021•33 min
On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane and into some dodgy workplace stories. Elsewhere, the boys chat all things DIY after Pete inherits a squeaky old park bench, and we make a final decision on who the real sidekick is. Don’t miss out! Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional content being uploaded! Or drop us an email over ...
Mar 01, 2021•33 min
On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical chat involving a ‘real dog shit sandwich’. Also on today’s episode, we hear news about a man posting cash through random letterboxes, a testicle epidemic, and a slightly heated discussion about who the real sidekick is on the show. Don’t miss out! Come and get involved over on our new Instagram page @lukeandpeteshow where there's loads of additional c...
Feb 25, 2021•33 min
On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover making milky tea on Mars. Elsewhere, Luke tells us all about his school art class battles and we get to hear some exciting VPN updates from a listener in Shanghai. Don’t miss out! Get in touch with us via email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Instagram and Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow's the handle! We love hearing from you (most of...
Feb 22, 2021•27 min
We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior design ideas. Elsewhere, Luke shares news on a shocking discovery about a 4-year chimpanzee war and we hear a heartwarming listener's story about taking plastic dinosaurs to the pub. Listen now! Got any exciting news for us? Drop us an email over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or give us a message on social media @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See...
Feb 18, 2021•32 min
On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, Luke and Pete share some of their food guru idols... Elsewhere, Luke tells us what he’s been doing to ease lockdown headaches and Pete shares his peculiar reality TV ice skating plans. Don’t miss out! Get involved by emailing us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or dropping us a follow on Instagram/Twitter - @lukeandpeteshow. Oh, and if you've read th...
Feb 15, 2021•33 min
We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy in the kitchen. Elsewhere, we discuss motorised robotic bins and personalised Scottish gritting trucks before ANOTHER NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME! Don't miss out! Get in touch with us on Twitter and Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow with your stories from the week, or drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Feb 11, 2021•35 min
On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house. Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out! Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently? Let us know over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Instagram@lukeandpeteshow. If you've...
Feb 08, 2021•37 min
On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been arguing with. Elsewhere, the boys discuss sleep-talking before receiving a highly anticipated email from the ultimate hard drive Yoda and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Don’t miss out! Got any news about random animal droppings or politicians you've argued with online? Get in touch over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or via Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpet...
Feb 04, 2021•33 min
On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths. Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now! Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with your latest news stories and any topics you'd like to hear us chatting a...
Feb 01, 2021•40 min
On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers. Elsewhere, Luke receives an email that’s kept him up at night, before another listener gets in touch about an awkward bedroom run-in with Linda Barker. Also on today’s show: A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME...and it’s linked to a rather suspicious aeroplane crash. Don’t miss out! Get involved over at @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Instagram, or dro...
Jan 28, 2021•30 min
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits. Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out! Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with any juicy st...
Jan 25, 2021•36 min
On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection. Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now! Get involved by emailing us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Oh, a...
Jan 21, 2021•30 min
On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to. In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jan 18, 2021•34 min
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks. Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in! Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Go and leave us a 5 star review over at...
Jan 14, 2021•31 min
We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make. Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now! Get involved over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Jan 11, 2021•35 min
On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane. Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans. In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Please take time to rate...
Jan 07, 2021•32 min
Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions. Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out! Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your New Year's eat...
Jan 04, 2021•34 min
Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave. Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out! Get in touch at h...
Dec 31, 2020•30 min
Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp. Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us! Email us ...
Dec 28, 2020•37 min
Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch. Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask P...
Dec 24, 2020•34 min
Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news about a cat getting its head shaved. Also on today’s episode, Luke details his childhood flute-playing skills before Pete tells us all about his most important Nativity play performance - involving pulling a man’s hand off… Elsewhere, we’re back with some of your exciting emails, including one pub’s unfortunate fruit machine scandal. Don’t miss out! G...
Dec 21, 2020•45 min