Hello! My disappointment at the lack of dragons in fantasy football is palpable... Episode #384 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Highlander IV: Endgame, Legend (2015), Tron, Green Room and Batman: The Movie (1966) Television Talk = Weird Science Book Banter = Jacob Brumfield Gets Trumped Game Gabbin' = Skyrim Remastered: Falskaar Internet Intercourse = The Earliest Show, PewDiePie takes a Break, Phillip DeFranco, FunHaus plays Stay Close and The Pete Richards Podcast #1...
Jan 04, 2017•47 min
Hello! Your attitude is like a poop filled diaper. It's shitty and you need to change it. Episode #383 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Highlander III: The Sorcerer, Michael Moore in TrumpLand, Reign of Fire, Manson and Amanda Knox. Television Talk = Double Game Gabbin’ Dungeons & Dragons Session 3 - November 12th / 2016: De-Mayoralization Book Banter = Pendragon (The Pendragon Cycle #4) by Stephen R. Lawhead Game Gabbin' = Song Democracy Internet Intercourse = No Clip: The Story of Rocke...
Dec 27, 2016•48 min
Hello! 5 Years ago I recorded myself reading/poorly voice acting the entire script to the Bill Murray holiday classic "Scrooged" A holiday gift from the past gives me a little podcasting break whch I consider an x-mas miracle... Hail Santa.
Dec 21, 2016•2 hr 52 min
Hello! I think my least favorite jam has to be paper. Episode #382 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Highlander II: The Quickening, Justice League: Throne of Atlantis, Queen Mimi, Bone Tomahawk and The Prestige. Television Talk = Canada's Worst Driver 12 Book Banter = Arthur (The Pendragon Cycle #3) by Stephen R. Lawhead Game Gabbin' = Metro 2033 Redux Internet Intercourse = The Adventure Zone (Live at Boston), Pendleton Ward on The Duncan Trussell Family Hour, GM Tips with Matt Mercer, Kinda ...
Dec 14, 2016•43 min
Hello! Sex swings are easy to find but good luck finding a sex teeter-totter! Episode #381 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Highlander, Mr. Baseball, Austin to Boston, Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler and Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 1) Book Banter = Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Two Mules for Sister Sara, The Monkey King: Havoc in Heavens Palace and Cell. Game Gabbin' = Crypt of t...
Dec 07, 2016•48 min
Hello! Lactose Intolerant Vampires really hate Philly Cheese Stakes... Which is why every 10 episodes there is a two week break for you to catch up... Huh? Episode #380 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Big Hero 6, The Boy, Cake and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. Television Talk = Conan clips no longer available in Canada SO Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher Stuff. Take That! Book Banter = Merlin (The Pendragon Cycle #2) by Stephen R. Lawhead Game Gabbin' = Saints Row: Gat out of Hel...
Nov 16, 2016•34 min
Hello! As far as I am concerned there are way too many unexploded mimes out there! Episode #379 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Journey to the Centre of the Earth, Waffle Street, I Am Road Comic, The Trip to Italy and The Do-Over. Television Talk = Death in Paradise Book Banter = Taliesin (The Pendragon Cycle #1) by Stephen R. Lawhead Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup Continued (Lords of the Fallen, Teslagrad, Switch: Galaxy Ultra, Tropico 5 and Transformers: Devastation) Internet Intercourse = Pla...
Nov 09, 2016•29 min
Hello! Trump is racist in the streets and even more racist in the sheets that he has used to make his KKK robes. Episode #378 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Star Trek: Nemesis, Ghostbusters (2016), We Are Twisted Fucking Sister and Tomorrowland. Television Talk = @Midnight 90’s Episode & Modern Family (Season 8 Premier) Book Banter = Player's Handbook by Wizards RPG Team Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup (Badland: GOTY Edition, Broken Age, Dark Star, Gal...
Nov 01, 2016•33 min
Hello! Spread Eagle is MUCH different than Eagle Spread.... Episode #377 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Holy Hell, Captain America: Civil War, Keanu and Night Owls. Television Talk = Forged in Fire Book Banter = You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day Game Gabbin' = Dungeons & Dragons: First Time Leveling and First Serious Session (or Fallout Workshop DLC Thing…?) Internet Intercourse = Hound Tall Podcast: Scientology, TED: Bring on the Female Superheroes, Hot Ones w/...
Oct 26, 2016•35 min
Hello! Moths should be called Margarineflys. Episode #376 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = X-Men: Apocalypse, My Dinner with Andre, Now You See me 2 and Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau. Television Talk = Love Book Banter = The Kinsman Saga by Ben Bova Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Nuka World DLC (Completion) My First Foray into D&D Internet Intercourse = Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Adam Carolla Podcast, Funhaus - World of Tanks Paid to Play, Jeff Upworty...
Oct 19, 2016•37 min
Hello! I bought myself a Ronco 4000 and I set it but now I can not remember where it is.... Episode #375 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs and Finders Keepers. Television Talk = Archer (Season 7) Book Banter = Forgotten Realms: Double Diamond Triangle Saga Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Nuka World DLC (Weekend 1) Internet Intercourse = Danny O’Dwyer Leaving Gamespot Sadness and his last episode of The Point, WTF with guest B...
Oct 12, 2016•33 min
Hello! The M-113 creature must have really high blood pressure! #NerdiestJokeEver ? Episode #374 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead, Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile. Television Talk = Stranger Things (Season 1...) DOUBLE TV/Internet Talk Segment Thing = Freeman’s Mind Game Gabbin' = No Man’s Sky (Weekend 2) & Half-Life: Blue Shift. Internet Intercourse = Filling the Void with New Podcasts (Anna Faris is Unqua...
Oct 05, 2016•38 min
Hello! If you want to know the hottest trends you should ask a pediatric pulmonary specialist since they really have their fingers on the pulse of today's youth. Episode #373 Movie Monologue = Flight of the Phoenix (2004), The Fisher King, The Fundamentals of Caring and The Fault in Our Stars. Television Talk = HarmonQuest Book Banter = #JustTweets (Due to 9 part serial Fantasy) Game Gabbin' = No Man’s Sky (Weekend 1) Internet Intercourse = No Man's Sky: A Walk in the Digital Woods - The Point, ...
Sep 28, 2016•37 min
Hello! How did Cyrano de Bergerac get to the moon? Snot Rockets. Episode #372 Movie Monologue = Honeymoon, Weird Science, Batman: The Killing Joke, The Lobster and Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru. Television Talk = The Baby Bachelorette & Real Time with Bill Maher. Book Banter = The Fanged Crown (Forgotten Realms: The Wilds #1) by Jenna Helland Game Gabbin' = Wasteland 2 and Barony Internet Intercourse = California On Comic-Con 8, Twits & Crits (Funhaus plays D&D), Party Legends (Vi...
Sep 21, 2016•39 min
Hello! Dragon Ball A through Y episodes are impossible to find! Episode #371 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Dreamcatcher, Ted 2, Inside Out and Watchmen. Television Talk = Bar Rescue (Season 1 - 3) Book Banter = Dreamcatcher by Stephen King Game Gabbin' = Dragon Ball Xenoverse Internet Intercourse = I Hit it With My Axe (NEW Episodes 37- 40), Never Not Funny with guest Amber Rose, High & Mighty with host Jon Gabrus and Epic Meal Time goes to Japan....
Sep 14, 2016•44 min
Hello! Thank you so much to all the cosplayers who say yes when a strange man asked to take your pic while holding a cane for some reason. None of this would be possible without you so it is your fault basically... As per usual you can listen to the podcast with all the many pics I took over top of it on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/RPkM7j6x6iI OR Check out the Facebook page where all the pics are posted here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.952404634887239.1073741847.358011230993252...
Sep 05, 2016•1 hr 17 min
Hello! To celebrate this episode number that ends in a zero I have double movie monologued 4 movies and their sequels which is like 16 movies if my math is correct… Also if my math is correct in the typical 10 week on 2 week off formula it’s time for a two week podcast hiatus so that you can get caught up. Episode #370 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Bill & Ted 1&2, Cell 1&2 and Flash Gordon. Television Talk = Attack on Titan (Season 1) Book Banter = A Double Movie Monologue = He...
Aug 24, 2016•45 min
Hello! Glass bottom goats. Much less popular. Episode #369 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Down Periscope, The Train Robbers, Hell & Back, Trumbo and The Resurrection of Jake the Snake. Television Talk = Nathan For You Book Banter = Thud! By Terry Pratchett Game Gabbin' = Stardew Valley (Weekend 1) Internet Intercourse = Why Do People Hate PewDiePie?, Pokemon Go Viralness, In a Nutshell, Houndtall Discussion Series: Drought and Steve Agee: Uhhh… with Guest Michael Rosenbaum...
Aug 17, 2016•40 min
Hello! Are we to believe Zack Morris is a teenage boy who could freeze time & never went into the girls locker room to touch a boob? Episode #368 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F, WarGames (One Word Apparently?), Dirty Grandpa and Intruders. Television Talk = Down Town Abbey (Downton...) Double Television Talk!? = Review (Season 1) Game Gabbin' = Witcher 3: Blood & Wine (Conclusion) & Steam Summer Sale & Minecraft Internet Intercourse = Comedians ...
Aug 10, 2016•39 min
Hello! Yo' Mama so dumb she uses a letter opener for emails! Episode #367 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = 10 Cloverfield Lane, True Romance, The Grudge, Top Secret and Great Outdoors. Television Talk = Superstar USA Book Banter = Conan the Cimmerian: The Complete Tales by Robert E. Howard Game Gabbin' = Setting up Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas and Skyrim for Modded Playthroughs. Internet Intercourse = Finally caught up with Harmontown! (So searching for new podcasts) The Todd Berry Podcast, A...
Aug 03, 2016•52 min
Hello! In the year 366 Pope Liberius died. This is episode 366 of a podcast that starts with me saying "Welcome to the Librocube!" Coincidence!? Yes. Absolutely. Episode #366 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Cloverfield, Four Lions, National Lampoon: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead, Soapdish and Daved & Confused. Television Talk = Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 3-8) Book Banter = #JustTweets Game Gabbin' = The Witcher 3: Blood & Wine (Part 2) Internet Intercourse = Comedy Bang Bang #428 wit...
Jul 27, 2016•41 min
Hello! Yo' Mama so ugly she's like the Cryptkeepr. She delights in the misfortunes of others which I personally find to be an "ugly" personality trait. Episode #365 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2, Entertainment, Krampus, After Hours and Unbroken Television Talk = The Man Show (The Adam & Jimmy Years AKA The Good Ones) Book Banter = Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Far Harbour Finished and Witcher 3: Blood & Wine ...
Jul 20, 2016•39 min
Hello! In the debate of Pepsi vs. Coke I find that you can't pay a prostitute with Pepsi. Episode #364 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1, Deadpool, Where to Invade Next, Zoolander 2 and Television Talk = Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 1-3) Book Banter = A Double Television Talk! feat. Great Minds with Dan Harmon Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Automatron & Far Harbor) Internet Intercourse = Gamespot's 20 Year Anniversary, Geek & Sundry Let's Play: Job Simula...
Jul 13, 2016•30 min
Hello! "Aloha" means hello, goodbye and most people don't know also means being tickled by an aloe plant. Episode #363 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The Night Before, The Shawshank Redemption, The Barkley Marathons and The Witch. Television Talk = Africa Narrated by David Attenborough Book Banter = Double Secret Movie Monolugue Day! Featuring: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Hail,Cesar!, Little Shop of Horrors and Bridge of Spies. Game Gabbin' = Fallout...
Jul 06, 2016•36 min
Hello! Men eat Mars bars and women use Venus razor blades. Episode #362 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Prometheus, The Hunger Games, Patch Adams, My Awkward Sexual Experience and Welcome to Leith. Television Talk = X-Files (Season 10) Book Banter = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Avatar Book #1 & 2 Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls III (Weekend 2 Conclusion) Internet Intercourse = GameSpot News: Fallout 4 Bar Harbor, Baby-food Challenge w/ Vera Bambi & Elise Laurenne, Nexus Mods, Rob Reiner gu...
Jun 29, 2016•37 min
Hello! Whoever Smelled it Delled it. Whoever smelt it extracted metal from ore. Episode #361 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Terminator Genisys, The Exorcism of Molley Hartley, An Honest Liar and God's Pocket. Television Talk = Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 1 & 2) Book Banter = One of those "books everyone should read" list/challenge things. Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls III (Weekend 1) Internet Intercourse = My Most Popular YouTube Video Experience, Comedy Bang ...
Jun 22, 2016•32 min
Hello! Not only is this a very special Nerd-Cane Adventures edition of the podcast it is also the very first episode to have both The Missus and a non-The Missus guest! This is also the very first Niagara Falls Comic Con Nerd-Cane Adventure and my very fist time going to a con with other people. So many firsts! Something that has not changed is you can listen to the podcast with all the many pics I took over top of it on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/WT1tq1HgfpA OR Check out the Facebook page w...
Jun 06, 2016•1 hr 13 min
Hello! I like the crust cut off my PB&J sandwiches... what can I say I am a real "Foodie." (Regular listeners will know every 10 episodes you get a 2 week break to catch up! Like what is going to happen now...) Episode #360 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = AVP: Alien vs. Predator, High Plains Drifter, Frank, and The Last Mogul. Television Talk = American Horror Story: Hotel Book Banter = To Green Angel Tower (Book #3 of Memory, Sorrow & Thorn Trilogy) by Tad Williams Game Gabbin' = Ri...
Jun 01, 2016•33 min
Hello! My favorite sci-fi movie is 'Moon' because one of the cast members is Kevin SPACEy. Episode #359 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Alien: Resurrection, Star Trek: Generations, Orphan, Boyhood and Red Heat. Television Talk = Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. (Season 3, Episodes 11-15) Book Banter = Inside Google’s Plan to Make VR Amazing for Absolutely, Positively Everyone (WIRED) Game Gabbin' = Far Cry Primal (Conclusion) Internet Intercourse = Sir Patrick Stewart on The Nerdist Podcast, V-Sauce: ...
May 25, 2016•29 min
Hello! I have been banned from Chuck E. Cheese four counting wack-a-moles. Episode #358 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Alien 3, Justice League vs. Teen Titans, A League of Their Own and What We Do In The Shadows. Television Talk = Modern Family (Season 7, Episodes 10-18) Game Gabbin' = Far Cry Primal (Week 2-3) Internet Intercourse = Joel Ruben Leaving Funhaus Sadness, PewDiePie and some VR Portal Clone, Batman vs. Supemarn is apparently not very good? and Uhhh with Host Steve Agee and Gues...
May 18, 2016•31 min
