Hello! The wheels on the bang bus go both round and round as well as up and down. Episode #357 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Aliens, Chappie, Daddy's Home, Meet the Patels and Sisters Television Talk = House (Season 4-8) Book Banter = Some Stuff from Wired Magazine cause my book is 1300+ Pages Long Game Gabbin' = Serious Sam 2 & Far Cry Primal (First Little Bit) Internet Intercourse = PlayStation 4.5, Gamespot's Occulus Rift Livestream, TED Talk Titles Times Two (Ocean Floor & Comp...
May 11, 2016•29 min
Hello! If a belly button is an outie it should be called a belly knob. Episode #356 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Imitation Game, Alien, Get Shorty and Be Cool. Television Talk = Olive Kitteridge Book Banter = Stone of Farewell (Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn book #2) by Tad Williams Game Gabbin' = Resident Evil 4 Internet Intercourse = Who Charted Live at SXSW w/ Guest Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins, I Was There Too with Guest Gilbert Gottfried, PlayStation VR Coverage, Reggie Watts...
May 04, 2016•30 min
Hello! If a belly button is an outie it should be called a belly knob, Episode #355 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Poltergeist, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Zardoz,, Roger and Me and Amy. Television Talk = @Midnight Tournament of Champions Book Banter = #JustTweets Again I Suppose... Game Gabbin' = Terraria and Anyone Play Starbound? Internet Intercourse = Funhaus Comments, Riftworld Chronicles 1 & 2, TED: Meet the dazzling flying machines of the future w/ Raffaello D'Andrea, Vsauce 3 - Logical P...
Apr 27, 2016•30 min
Hello! I heard about these ankle bracelets that prevent you from leaving the house but I can't find where to actually buy one Episode #354 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Sinister 2, R.I.P.D., The Revenant, Sour Grapes, Charlie's Country and Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 Television Talk = Heroes (Season 1) Book Banter = #JustTweets Game Gabbin' = The Quest and Learn to Fly 3 Internet Intercourse = Never not Funny with Guest Kulap Vilaysack, Epic Meal Time - Candy Garden, GameSpot & nerdist - No ...
Apr 20, 2016•30 min
Hello! With the popularity of the rowboat I am surprised the rowplane never took off... TOOK OFF. Episode #353 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Hateful Eight, Dope, Rock the Kasbah and Before I Disappear Television Talk = Jericho Book Banter = The Dragonborne Chair by Tad Williams Game Gabbin' = Half Life Internet Intercourse = PewDiePie: Firewatch (Full Game Playthrough), Conan and his wax figure, Periscope and Podcasts of the Week!...
Apr 13, 2016•36 min
Hello! I think I will eventually drop acid because I am having Acid Flashforwards... Episode #352 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Dallas Buyers Club, Batman: Bad Blood, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and The Wolfpack. Television Talk = The Birthday Boys (Seasons 1 & 2) Book Banter = #JustTweets and Shtuff Game Gabbin' = Sniper Elite 3 Internet Intercourse = Never Not Funny with Host Jimmy Pardo and Guest Richard Kind, The Adam Carolla Show with Guest William Shatner and Spoole Leavin...
Apr 06, 2016•42 min
Hello! Just getting over Bronchitis so will I use the cough button a lot!? Cliffhanger... Episode #351 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Adult World, Full Metal Jacket, Turbo Kid, SlingShot and Spectre. Television Talk = Shameless Book Banter = #JustTweets Game Gabbin' = Besiege, Eidolon and Qora. (Chinese New Year Sale) Internet Intercourse = Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Political Stuff, I Like to Watch with Jack McBrayer, Will Ferrell on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Penn's Sund...
Mar 30, 2016•38 min
Hello! I wanted to get you something special for episode 350 so I got you 2 weeks without a new podcast so you can get caught up! You're Welcome. Episode #350 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Trophy Kids, From Dusk Till Dawn, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter and The Lost Honour of Christopher Jeffries Television Talk = House (Seasons 1-4) Game Gabbin' = ARK: Survival Evolved and why its not as good as Rust. Internet Intercourse = Steven T...
Mar 09, 2016•43 min
Hello!When DJ BBQ told me he was getting "Grills" I was not sure if he meant for his teeth or his meats... Episode #349 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Martian, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, Summerhood. Straight Outta Compton and Ex Machina Television Talk = Rick & Morty (Season 2) Book Banter = Himalaya by Michael Palin Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup (Grow Home, Super Meat Boy, Hardware Rivals and More) Internet Intercourse = Victor Lucas & Tommy Tommy Tallarico Live Str...
Mar 02, 2016•42 min
Hello! If I worked at the Playboy mansion I would home from work. Episode #348 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Robinson Crusoe, Joy, San Andreas, Felt and Night of the Comet. Television Talk = Skins (Season 6 & 7) Book Banter = Robot Adept by Piers Anthony Game Gabbin' = Top 5 Things in My Man Cave That Would Make Good Video Games Internet Intercourse = Co-Optitude (Keep Talking and Nobody Dies), Gamespot 600$ Occulus Talk, Lemino's Top 10 Facts of 2015 and You Made It Weird with Host Pe...
Feb 24, 2016•39 min
Hello! An episode posted on my birthday!? Thank you for the rating, commenting and subscribing in iTunes! You should'nt have! Episode #347 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Paul F. Tompkins: Crying and Driving, Lumberjack Man, Knock Knock, Paton,Tangerine and Lee Daniels' The Butler. Television Talk = The Moaning of Life (Season 2) and Comedy Bang Bang (Season 4, Episodes 11-20) Book Banter = Lazy #JustTweets Day Game Gabbin' = Dragon Quest Heroes: Slime Edition Internet Intercourse = Comedian...
Feb 17, 2016•38 min
Hello!I've heard of Christmas in December and July but Christmas in February!? Episode #346 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Bill Murray Christmas, Strange Blood, Do I Sound Gay and Lawrence of Arabia. Television Talk = Childhood's End & Doctor Who Christmas Special Book Banter = Out of Phaze by Piers Anthony Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls 2 Internet Intercourse = Best of Comedy Bang Bang (Parts 1-4), Dan Harmon's Night Court Lyrics, Nerdist Podcast with Guest Quentin Tarantino and the last re...
Feb 10, 2016•38 min
Hello! My career as a hockey caddy was as short lived as the last campfire I made and for the same reason. Lack of sticks. Episode #345 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Ridiculous 6, Helvetica, Vacation, The Gallows and The Road Within. Television Talk = Peep Show Book Banter = Juxtaposition by Piers Anthony Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend Six & Seven) Internet Intercourse = Gamespot & Electric Playground Year End Lists, Jewish Die Hard with Phil Rosenthal, Welcome Funhaus's Ely...
Feb 03, 2016•40 min
Hello! I am really torn by my love of jumping into industrial shredding machines... Episode #344 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Call Me Lucky, It Follows, Tremors 5: Bloodlines and The Out of Towners. Television Talk = Master of None Book Banter = Blue Adept by Piers Anthony Game Gabbin' = Fallout (Weekend Four & Five) Internet Intercourse = My Life After 44 Years in Prison, Epic Meal Time Behind the Scenes Action, Electric Playground Cuts The Cord and HarmonTown Episode 1-10....
Jan 27, 2016•36 min
Hello! The last (but hopefully not forever) episode of the podcast Nerd Poker really had an "end of an era" feel. Part of which was a lovingly crafted, personalized and incredibly dirty rendition of Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" sung by Patton Oswalt which I have included at the end of THIS episode because it needs to be shared along with Nerd Poker as a whole as far as I am concerned. Episode #343 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Someone Marry Barry, Automata, Ant Man and People, Places,...
Jan 20, 2016•43 min
Hello! Fallout is a blessing and a curse in that it gives me so much content to talk about BUT I would rather be playing than recording this! The show must go on and on though... Episode #342 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Smoke, Road Hard, Stretch, Tig and Spark: A Burning Man Story Television Talk = W/ Bob & David and Supernatural (Season 10) Book Banter = Happyslapped by a Jellyfish by Karl Pilkington Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (First Two Weeks) Internet Intercourse = Gamespot's Fallou...
Jan 13, 2016•42 min
Hello! Non-Sad New Year! Back into the "Normal" swing of things after all our Hiatuses.... Hiatisis... Hiatusi...? Episode #341 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope and Brian Regan Live from Radio City Music Hall. Television Talk = Doctor Who (The Zygon Invasion & Inversion) Book Banter = The Broken Sword by Poul Anderson Game Gabbin' = The Room 3 Internet Intercourse = Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting, Wat...
Jan 06, 2016•31 min
Hello! Ho Ho Etc. Four years ago I recorded myself reading / "acting" out the entire script to the movie 'Scrooged' starring Bill Murray. It may sound like reading a script for 3 hours is a lot of work BUT now I get a little podcasting holiday in the month of December every year. Lovely. The podcast will be back on January 6th / 2016 so hopefully this ridiculous thing will tide you over. Merry X-mas, Happy Festivus and have a good holiday to all other fictional holiday celebrants! Sincerely, Jor...
Dec 09, 2015•2 hr 53 min
Hello! Regular listeners (if such a thing exists?) will know that because this episode number ends in a zero means it will be two weeks before the next episode so you can get caught up! So considerate and lazy of me I know... Episode #340 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Grey Gardens, Unfriended and Jiro Dreams of Sushi. Television Talk = Current Show Catchup (Modern Family & Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.) Book Banter = Tokyo Vice by Jake Adelstein Game Gabbin' = Rust (Revisited I Think...
Nov 18, 2015•38 min
Hello! A lot of time travel wibbly-wobbly stuff in this one probably because someone went back n time and gave bubblegum to a dinosaur if I had to guess... Episode #339 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Hot Tub Time Machine 2, Kung Fury and In Time. Television Talk = Skins (Seasons 3 & 4) and Doctor Who (Season 9, Episode 6) The Woman Who Lived. Book Banter = The 50 Funniest American Writers: According to Andy Borowitz by Andy Borowitz Game Gabbin' = Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone (Part 2, Fin...
Nov 11, 2015•39 min
Hello! This episode has a 1:4:9 ratio so prepare to have your mind blown! Episode #338 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = 2001: A Space Odyssey, Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films, Cooties and Black Mass. Television Talk = Rick & Morty (Season 1) Book Banter = 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke Game Gabbin' = The Witcher 3 - Hearts of Stone Internet Intercourse = The Last Episode of Epic Meal Time, Manda Coweld NYCC Vlog, What happens at the edge of the univers...
Nov 04, 2015•1 hr
Hello! I got a fever and the only cure is a a strong dose of antibiotics and an ice bath if my temperature gets above 107.4 degrees Fahrenheit. Episode #337 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The D Train, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and The American Scream. Television Talk = Doctor Who (Season 9, Epsidoe 3. Under the Lake) Book Banter = The Crystal City by Orson Scott Card Game Gabbin' = How to Survive and Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet Internet Intercourse = Trailer Park Boys Podcast...
Oct 28, 2015•41 min
Hello! The year 336 was a leap year so lets LEAP into some good 'ole fashion media consumption talkings! (Nice Segway Jordan!) Episode #336 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Obvious Child, The Baytown Outlaws, Nature Calls and Mortified Nation. Television Talk = Angel (Season #1) Book Banter = Heartfire (Book #5 of the Alvin Maker Series) by Orson Scott Card Game Gabbin' = Borderlands The Pre-Sequel Internet Intercourse = No Such Thing As A Fish, Spontaneanation with Guest Scott Aukerman and T...
Oct 21, 2015•43 min
Hello! This episode has it all! And by that I mean it has an entire universe hidden within its code...neato. Episode #335 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Avengers: Age of Ultron, Safety Not Guaranteed and Insidious: Chapter 3 Television Talk = Doctor Who (Series 9, Episode 1) & Comedy Bang Bang (Season 4) Book Banter = Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Season 8, Issues 1- More than 1/2 done or so...) Game Gabbin' = Gamespot's "Fallout 4 Show" Internet Intercourse = V-Sauce (The Zipf Mystery), Pe...
Oct 14, 2015•41 min
Hello! The ebb and flow of media consumption reached some highs in the episode. Karma for not murdering that wallaby perhaps? Episode #334 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Kill Me Three Times, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and Showrunners: The Art of Running a TV Show. Television Talk = The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 & 7. Book Banter = Alvin Journeyman by Orson Scott Card Game Gabbin' = S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Che...
Oct 07, 2015•42 min
Hello! Not since episode 111 and 222 has there been and time this podcast has been so 333... what? Episode #333 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = The Brass Teapot, Nymphomaniac Volume 1, Nymphomaniac Volume 2 and The Burbs Television Talk = Adventure Time (Season 1-5) Book Banter = Prentice Alvin by Orson Scott Card Game Gabbin' = The Talos Principle Internet Intercourse = The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, The 'I Hit It With MyAxe." Reunion Panel and The Flog (Cooking with Robin)...
Sep 30, 2015•34 min
Hello! A little behind the scenes action is that I write the episode descriptions before I record the episode itself (with the exception of the title). After writing this description I have no idea how I am going to fit all this in one episode and I am worried... *shudders* Episode #332 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Unfinished Business, Adult Beginners, As Above So Below and No No: A Dockumentary. Television Talk = Conan Throws Jordan Schlansky A Bachelor Party and Some Degrassi talk inclu...
Sep 23, 2015•36 min
Hello! A Brainfelt "Welcome Back!" from our little podcast break! This episode should have been posted September 2nd but I wanted to delicately slide in my very special FanExpo episode instead so that's what I did since I am the boss of this... Episode #331 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Jurassic World, This is 40, Sinister and Demetri Martin: Live (at the time). Television Talk = The Daily Show (Final Episode) Book Banter = Seventh Son by Orson Scott Card Game Gabbin' = Dying Light and Chi...
Sep 16, 2015•46 min
Hello! Well, Well, Etc. Nerd-Cane Adventures: FanExpo Toronto 2015.... Need I say more...? Yes probably... The Vulcan part of my brain has managed to turn the utter chaos of FanExpo into a sort of "formula" over the years and this is what it is: 1) Bring Nerd-Cane so you have someone to lean on while standing around all day for when your back starts to hurt. 2) Ask cosplayers if you can get a picture and then watch their confused faces when you ask them to hold Nerd-Cane in the picture. 3) Get a...
Sep 07, 2015•1 hr 47 min
Hello! Every 10 episodes we take a two week break and if my math is correct this is where that episode should be BUT with my now yearly special FanExpo edition fast approaching I thought I would have a sort of place holder episode since that makes a sort of Vulcan like logical sense... doesn't it? The FanExpo episode will of course be posted with all the Nerd- Cane Adventures pictures on my YouTube page. My YouTube page where you can also find things like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6...
Sep 02, 2015•20 sec
