Oh hi, back again with a lil more, this time with some touchstone friends. We tried to talk about lesbian sluttiness, but then her daughters walk in, so we shifted the vibe quick, but I left the recorder running, Figured why not post it. The rest is just us talking, reminiscing a little which we do all the time, and maybe not all of it will relate, but may be worth a listen. P.S. The sound quality is trash because I STILL don’t know how to edit or publish a podcast properly. Email: info@thelesbi...
Aug 17, 2025•30 min•Season 2Ep. 101
This episode was recorded in pieces--beginning, middle & end--spread out over the last five months. It’s been sitting on my laptop with a few other podcast files waiting to be published, but finally, here we are. The episode starts off a bit odd because I had to cut the intro where I say hi because it was choppy. Yeah and I cut out some crap I didn’t mean to, so the ending’s a little janky, but hey, DIY vibes, ya know Anyway, you understand these things. First is a quick update, where I’ve b...
Aug 04, 2025•59 min•Season 2Ep. 100
In this ep, I talk about my first experience getting flamed on Bluesky after advocating for fairness and safety in women’s sports. It's a heated topic ya know, caring about the safety and rights of women and girls, especially in the LGBTQ+ and trans activist community, where that’s seen as a no-no. I talk about the smearing backlash I received for standing up for the protection of female athletes. Plus, I touch on the importance of lesbian visibility and the ongoing fight for our right to exist ...
Mar 10, 2025•30 min•Season 2Ep. 99
I talk a little about Ellen DeGeneres’ quiet exit and the strange way her legacy is being handled. Ellen wasn’t just a talk show host, she was a groundbreaking lesbian figure in mainstream media. Despite her flaws, she did pave the way for a certain kind of lesbian visibility, and it’s strange how her departure was met with silence instead of recognition. I also want to acknowledge something important, the Lesbian Mafia is entirely my creation, but for about 2+ years into my hiatus, I became inv...
Feb 17, 2025•32 min•Season 2Ep. 98
For over a decade, I disappeared, not just from podcasting, but from my life. My mother was ill, and caregiving eventually became my full-time world for about 15 years. This series pulls back the curtain on some of that time, I'm sharing therapy sessions recorded during those years with my psychologist (modified voice for anonymity). It’s an unfiltered look into the struggles of balancing family obligation, lost dreams, and the challenge of remembering my-self. After so many years of giving ever...
Jan 28, 2025•39 min•Season 2Ep. 97
A special concoction brewed by a talented acupuncturist. A lil about how Wendy Williams is the undisputed queen of radio. Plus, a chat with longtime LA friend about the unforgettable experience of the LA fires and life right now in California. Referenced: Gisèle Pelicot's ex-husband, dozens of others found guilty in rape and drugging trial in France https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gisele-pelicot-france-husband-dozens-of-men-found-guilty-rape-trial/ Email: info@thelesbianmafia.com Follow on Bluesky:...
Jan 15, 2025•33 min•Season 2Ep. 96
EXCLUSIVE: Luigi Mangione's mom has something to say from the other side! Along with return guest: Aaron Kimberly, We talk Canadian politics and we pick up where we left off last time and get into it into some of the topics we started discussing. The complexities of gender from a detransitioner's perspective. During the episode, Aaron discusses the book Understanding Transgender Identities: Four Views Aaron's Twitter : https://x.com/Aaron_GDAC Email: info@thelesbianmafia.com Follow on Bluesky: @...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 95
It started when I spotted Paul Newman’s cookies in the green market, which got me thinking about his legacy charity with wife Joanne Woodward. I'm so impressed by how these two very imperfect people created something so beautiful. Paul passed years ago, Joanne is now nearing the end of her life, yet their incredible charity is still thriving. I also share my recent attempt at Pure Barre (spoiler: it’s definitely a no-go for me!), my port wine recommendation, and why I’m (big shock) upset with De...
Dec 02, 2024•37 min•Season 2Ep. 94
Visited with a longtime friend for dinner and while she’s straight, nobodies perfect, ya know. This is just a lil bit of our chat about the loss of her mom. We also talk just a lil about abortion. And she also echoes my sentiments on the fake standards on women set by the manosphere and Incelville. Meantime they're they’re lucky if anyone's interested at all. No matter how hard societies attempt to undermine heterosexuality, the fact remains that men are fundamentally attracted to women. And hum...
Nov 02, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 93
Aaron Kimberly, a whistleblower exposing practices at the gender clinic where she once worked, discusses concerns about the fast-tracking of medical gender transitions. She shares her own experience of having surgery approved after just a few visits with a family doctor at the gender clinic and one psychiatric consultation. As a psychiatric mental health nurse, Aaron has raised alarms about the urgent need for accountable practices, if any at all, in medical gender transition. Her advocacy is in...
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 92
Who needs lesbian social events or lesbian dating apps when I’ve found straight divorced men right in my building? My 47 year old boyfriend doesn't wear a too-tight polyester dress though, so I guess the lack of said dress just puts me in the boring 'het' camp now. When I wanna feel unique and special, and really stand out from other hets, I could always force him into a dress and we can be keer together. I also dish on 'Beverly' and her relentless snake-oil antics. I can’t escape her at the gym...
Sep 21, 2024•17 min•Season 2Ep. 91
Thinking out loud about how LGBTQ and queer identities intersect with the experiences of Lesbians and the issue of Lesbian erasure. Seeing how the drive for inclusion at any cost (mostly for 45+ yo straight men who identify as "lesbians") within the queer framework has led to the exclusion and underrepresentation of Lesbian women. Where do we go from here? Article referenced: A Straight Man Walks Into A Lesbian Bar https://so.gay/everything-else/news/so-gay-is-a-proud-presenting-media-sponsor-of...
Aug 31, 2024•20 min•Season 2Ep. 90
Late-night recording, Scattered ramblings. A very unfocused chat with a long time friend (Patti). We touched a bit on long-term friendship, parenting, and a lil commiserating about our entirely shitty families . I came to the table with no topic for this podcast and was very tired, so it's pretty unorganized. We also talked a little about the Olympic disaster and, toward the end, I'm rambling some more about how trashed lesbian culture is again, but yeah for the sake of very inconsistent consist...
Aug 18, 2024•37 min•Season 2Ep. 89
In this solo episode, I recount my latest Pilates session (a newish venture) and an assisted stretching appointment where I found myself in a compromising position with my Flexologist when she revealed details about her polyamorous lifestyle. And she later shared that her kid is trans, possibly thinking we might have something in common. Don't worry, I quickly clarified that. Apologies for being a cheapo with the content, but tune in for this very brief, if not abrupt, update... Fondly yours, Sa...
Jul 28, 2024•12 min•Season 2Ep. 88
Some comments about Panera's shocking lethal lemonade. Then, I sit down with a dear friend who opens up about her journey. After six years together, her partner's decision to transition gender sparked a serious shift in their relationship. From the initial discussion to the swift decision for bilateral mastectomy surgery without any psychiatric eval. She deliberately avoided the psychiatric evaluation and searched for a surgeon virtually who would perform the mastectomy without requiring one. Al...
Jul 09, 2024•56 min•Season 2Ep. 88
Just some thoughts on LGBTQ+ and how Transgender activism is impacting the Lesbian world. Planet Fitness Transgender Policy (referenced during episode) https://t-nation.com/t/planet-fitness-transgender-policy/287277 Subscribe to The Lesbian Mafia on iTunes/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id220131747 Follow TLM on TwitterX: https://twitter.com/TheLesbianMafia Email: info@thelesbianmafia.com Sit on our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/The-Lesbian-Ma...
Jun 19, 2024•28 min•Season 2Ep. 86
The miraculous world of Chinatown massages. Close encounters with trees. The question of whether it's fair for everyone to let uber-hot women work. Also, the often underdiscussed allure of menopause and the very often overlooked freedom that definitely deserves a spotlight. Giving meno-merrymaking the bloody attention it secretly craves! Email: info@TheLesbianMafia.com Twitter/X: http://Twitter.com/TheLesbianMafia FB: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100072111250307 Until next time, Sandi...
Jan 11, 2024•22 min•Season 2Ep. 85
Observing the world of fitness, where each workout reveals the sad state of the womenz. Also, in conversation with old friend Dante, we explore her transformation from a glamorous exotic dancer past to a masculine identity. Feel free to reach out at info@thelesbianmafia.com for any inquiries or communication. Looking forward to hearing from you! Emailing burns calories! (Not really) Until we meet again, Sandi
Nov 26, 2023•29 min•Season 2Ep. 84
Rant about the not at all hidden risks lurking in our favorite fast food. The inconvenient consequences of convenience dining. McDonald’s revenue soars as it hikes menu prices: ‘$18 Big Macs’ https://trib.al/QOtdhJm Dunkin Donuts nightmarish sugar & pesticides: https://twitter.com/modelthins/status/1702309923575513435 Starbucks ditto Dunkin Donuts: https://twitter.com/No0orah/status/1702013355806933041 Remembering late Mom's house-dresses. Still in the process of trying to figure out the foc...
Nov 01, 2023•9 min•Season 2Ep. 83
It's been forever. Missed you terribly, but hi again =)
Oct 10, 2023•11 min
New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven't posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos! Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle this tough issue once and for all! Music: Earth Versus the World - The Polish Ambassador Love to love you, Sandi Catch up with us at http://TheLesbianMafia.com and http://twitter.com/thelesbianm...
Nov 30, 2012•8 min
Ciao, long time. Ignore the color of the audio player (on the site) it's ugly and needs to be changed. Nicole begins with an audio apology for being a slacker s.o.b so I “audio” answer because these bitches do NOT help me for shit! Let's hope they aren't as LAZY in the sack as they are with NOT EVER helping me with this podcast!!! It’s just me and Nicole on this one and it’s gets a little contentious and I do some yelling because the Lesma bishes have been slackin’ too long but it’s all in good ...
Apr 26, 2012•37 min
Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly and if you don’t like this one, blame the listeners who finally got us to get it done and post this one! Longer than usual mono where I talk catalog models, and things. Nicole decides to record while drinking which is the first time anyone on the show has...
Jan 19, 2012•53 min
mono is super short and TBFTGOG plays for too long but what are ya gonna do? experimenting on skype with Lale in LA and of course the sound is dreadful. we talk cigs, lesbian repair men, and more!!! Nicole and I chat about her leaving the psych ward gig, coming out at her new one, and other stuff like what to do when you find out that you’re not sexually compatible with your partner late in the relationship. disclaimer: horrified at even the possibility of my nephew being gay because I know exac...
Nov 04, 2011•42 min
We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but here it is regardless, because we feel intensely pressured to post content even if it’s devoid of meaning … like Julie Chen’s every tear. Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable, which is lazy, so it’s tinny, there’s lots of shouting and the sound goes in and out. You know we like to keep it Hollywood. And while we realize not every song your girlfriend/partner likes is autobiographical, especially if ...
Aug 24, 2011•36 min
Not really sure what's happening here but at listener's requests we tried AGAIN do to a prank and clearly it's not working out. Just can't seem to get thru them like we used to, not sure why. We will try again in the future and hopefully get them right again. After the Gay Girl from Damascus hoax revealed that Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View on the World" was yet another hoax. The site is still up, they've accepted zero accountability and if possible seem even crazier than we already thought the...
Jun 23, 2011•39 min
Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with lots of potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Niki pretend to be a couple on the rocks. At 59, Mom spontaneously tells her very first joke ever, from of all places, an ER bed during a medical emergency; conversely, after decades of buffoonery my trying out some goofy generic one liners like “T...
Apr 30, 2011•41 min
20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore. blogs referenced Why we have too few women leaders http://is.gd/jgBNG LGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy Defend Islam While Women are Whipped http://is.gd/iHfnz
Jan 18, 2011•55 min
Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs… Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment http://is.gd/iDPAZ Music: All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey http://is.gd/iEJky update: was wrong re: Malkin. knew disparity btwn top 20% & bottom 80% but didn’t see the connection btw...
Jan 18, 2011•24 min
Solo Rant. Lots of yelling. Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that. Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school me and let me know my place. I’m certainly not as smart as he is if I don’t recognize what a “MASTER of Intellect and Genius” 0bama is. Interesting choice of words, Master. Surely, I must not be as much of a GENIUS ...
Jan 18, 2011•26 min
