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The Lesbian Mafia

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The Lesbian Mafia Manifesto: because Lesbians are not bisexual. Learn it b*tches. Leeearn it! We love our bi friends, but they are not lesbians.


After decades of media and porno assault on lesbian sexuality, identity and culture, if anyone ...male, female, gay, bi, try, or otherwise - gets the simple truth above twisted, then they’re phobetards. Can't help ya. We understand that nothing in life is black or white, and there are myriad reasons lesbian women can wind up living heterosexual lives: internal or external homophobia, bad relationships, economic concerns, religion, kids, or the fact that most lesbians can make just about anyone go running with their hair on fire back to straightsville . But for the most part, it’s really simple: if a woman regularly enjoys the menz, she is NOT a lesbian. End of. She may be primarily attracted to women and/or “lesbian-identified” or whatever, but she isn’t a lesbian if she's mixing it up with dudes; that's called bi or queer.

And please do not come with Jerry Springer questions about your gay guy friend who had sex with your lesbian friend under a magnolia tree back in 1992, got preggers and they had a baby named Emily, and ask ... “Is she a lesbian?” Look, we don’t know WTF your friend is! Thanks! Catch you later, potato!
 

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Episodes

(71) Are We Podfading?

Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more! This one’s a little slow moving, it’s been a while. P.S. – If you mis-take this intro for “making fun of fat people” and NOT the hilarity of a crazy news piece, you might want to continue l...

Jan 18, 201145 min

(70) What The Hell Is Going On?

Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is going on in the world that some VERY delusional people actually think this is a topic for debate. (update: there were some issues w/ today’s podcast post. no one was able to link or comment....

Jan 18, 201131 min

(69) IMPORTANT: NEW FEED ADDRESS AND WEBSITE RELAUNCH!

Hellooo! As of May 3, 2010 this program is relaunching it's website http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and has a new iTunes address: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id370996168 Please come by http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and check out the new digs. It way more user friendly and functional, we hope you like it. We'll be taking your comments feedback and suggestions on the site and at info@thelesbianmafia.com. See you there! Love you long time. Sandi...

May 01, 20103 min

(68) Eat Me

Due to the high volume of requests we've posted this recent material that didn't turn into a show, so here are some lazy files off the portable. March was our 3rd anniversary, thank you very much to those who have donated, and/or purchased apparel, and for tuning in and hanging out with us. We love your company! We've also received your voice-mails and will incorporate them in to future shows, please be patient it may take a little while but we love hearing from you! http://www.twitter.com/thele...

Apr 18, 201036 min

(67) bell hooks

Hello Lovers, We are still on a bit of a vacay and hope to return soon. In the meanwhile, we managed to snag part of an interview we heard on WBAI with esteemed author, thinker, teacher, and foremost theorist on feminism, gender, race, class and culture, bell hooks, author of over 20 books. She discuesses parenting, critical thinking, Precious, conflict, the deradicalization of feminist women's studies and black studies, women's health and self-care. First, there is a highly relatable funny open...

Mar 24, 201027 min

(65) 'Outrage' Director Kirby Dick

Interview with prolific filmmaker Kirby Dick on his controversial movie Outrage, which outs closeted gay politicians who vote to pass anti-gay legislation. His film SICK (1997) won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance and the Grand Prize at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Dick also directed the controversial TWIST OF FAITH (2005), a film about a man who confronts past sexual abuse by a priest, which was nominated for an Oscar. Closing commentary from Sandi. Outrage is available for purchase on Amaz...

Feb 01, 201057 min

(64) Love & Rage (Mini)

She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

Jan 12, 201015 min

(63) Stop the Insanity! w/Susan Powter

Out Three-time New York Times best-selling author and creator of the “Stop the Insanity!” movement, Susan Powter, like you've never heard her before. We talk Wellness, Radical Feminism, Lesbian Culture, her new book The Politics of Stupid and more ... http://susanpowteronline.com ____________________________ PS. The Trevor Project crisis and suicide prevention for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth 1-866-4-U-Trevor http://www.thetrevorproject.org __________________...

Dec 21, 20091 hr 2 min

(62) Intrvw w/ Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams

After reading about Playboy's first out "lesbian" centerfold, Stephanie Adams, "switching teams" on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story. http://stephanieadams.com http://www.GODDESSY.com We would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for the contributions to this program and continual support, especially the recent contribution to LOVE 146 in honor of The Lesbian Mafia. http://www.love146.org...

Nov 18, 200948 min

(61) Gettin' Hyphy

The Ariana Nation is getting hyphy on Biden; We gettin hyphy on The Penis director Polanski who rapes 7th graders; Some of YOUR voicemails; Chat w/Bobbi about Jada & Lil Kim's cheek bones, Cougars, LTRs, Chat w/Niki about Guns & Women, 911 Conspiracy Theories, Dancing Guidettes ... http://www.altfg.com/blog/directors/roman-polanski-petition Woody Allen signed this petition. WOODY ALLEN! You can't make this shit up. The only ones missing are R. Kelly, Phil Spector, and Baretta ... but the...

Oct 18, 200944 min

(60) Just A Couplea Hos

Feminism, Bailout disgust, Chat with Kaye about straight on straight sexual harrassment, the women's movement, the black power movement, gay life in Jamaica from a straight native's perspective, Buju Banton, Rap, MacKenzie Philips, ect., ect. Check out Lizzy the Lezzy's site and fun new book: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

Oct 06, 200940 min

(59) Show Me Love DJ

Fantasies of the Sarah, Chat with Nikki re: Pimping Miss Universe, Anti-Relationship Relationship talk, Kim Kardashian's curves, Jessica Simpson's diet and more! http://www.thelesbianmafia.com Twitter www.twitter.com/thelesbianmafia Facebook search and add us! Myspace www.myspace.com/thelesbianmafiacast Lesbian Mafia Apparel: http://thelesbianmafia.spreadshirt.com LISTEN TO THE LESBIAN MAFIA ON YOUR PHONE! 651-925-1610 Leave a message on Voice Mail - 206-984-4093...

Aug 29, 200951 min

(58) Slut Bitch Cunt

Eminem & Dr. Dre's bitter response to Mariah; Another Rant about Republicrat Demublicans; Nikki, Bobbi, and Lalee call in to chat about H20, a Sexless Marriage, Crooked Cash Businesses in the NY, Rude LA Drivers, Tranny Chasing Music: Talk to Me - Peaches PSA's: Kiko Lombardi of Visitronix.com

Aug 03, 200944 min

(56) Painkiller

Wisdom Teeth, Percodan, 7 day junkie, Addiction, Politician/Banker thug class and Argentina, Mute MSM report on nothing that mattters as usual, Myspace is up and running, thankfully, http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=211975370&blogId=488907509 The Lesbian Mafia is a federally registered tradmark. Music: Painkiller - Steve Bug (feat. Miss Kittin) Space Cowboy - Eve St. Jones Behind - Flanders

Jul 06, 200922 min

(55-A) O Solo Mio mj, perez, pride

Be sure to tune in to part B. of this show which is right under this one :) Late posting this so it's a bit dated. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do. Part A. RIP MJ or maybe not; Perez: Is language an excuse for violence? Does hating on the victim of physical violence make the haters abusive? How would you disable an aggressive person in your face acting like they were going hit you, knowing you were gay and unlikely to strike back at them? Republicrats;...

Jun 28, 200929 min

(55-B) MJ Overkill & Otherness

B. Late in posting this sorry if it's a little dated. This is a portion of the show 55 that was going to be cut and tossed, thought it was overkill on the Micheal Jackson talk. For those of you who are interested and want to hear yet more MJ talk, tune in. There are also some musings on closets and celebrity culture that ended up in this post as well. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Jun 28, 20095 min

(54) Potty Training & Stalkers

Opening song by Wendy Ho, widely known and beloved in the community and gay rights supporter. To purchase more of Wendy Ho's music go here: http://www.wendyho.net Friend Wendy on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wendyho (Don't listen to S, it's show 54 not 55, it's 54) A Smother's love, Getting scammed for juice, Why does Heide http://theheideshow.podomatic.com say lesbians look like men? Potty training, Do-me more, Big-Hollywood Limousine Celebutards love Criminal Wall Street Bail outs, Stalkers...

May 30, 200944 min

(53) Skeleton Closet Confessions

8 minute Mash-up, Then Nikki Guest Hosts and says it's show 54 but don't listen to her it's #53; ate mail from God?/Yeshua; Aimless feminists; and answer listener inquiries from show 52 re: (Sandi's) run in with a past flame's ex-hubby a few weeks ago and we both confess a few skeletons in our closets ...

May 02, 200944 min

(52) Three Legged Lesbians

Donation thank you's; Multi-Tasking; Stupid Americans; Oxymorons; LoHans Solo 2.0; Odd Couples ... and more! Reproduced and renamed song *You're a Stupid Cunt* by Kiko Lombardi of: http://www.visitronix.com Music bed provided by DJ Toni Teresi http://www.myspace.com/nypstar

Apr 10, 200948 min

(51) Guest: Shannel of Rupaul's Drag Race

McDonalds after midnight, Musings on (Logo's) Rupaul's Drag Race, Shannel (Bryan) talks about why she chose to leave Drag Race, Life as a seasoned Drag Entertainer, and Beauty secrets! www.myspace.com/shannellv www.shannel.net

Mar 22, 200941 min

(50)-Shows & 2 Years / Let's Get Serious

Show #50 starts with an awful PC Love Song, Sleepy after posting show 49 it turns into a more reflective monologue about the past two years; Then come YOUR voicemail's of well wishes! Please PLEASE forgive us if your call did not make the show. Listened to all of them and every single one was appreciate more than words can say. Love you bastids! Music provided by Funky House London Style: http://funkylondon.podomatic.com Always & Forever Yours, Sandi...

Mar 19, 200937 min

(48) Glossy Glam Drag Race

Intro from Our Friends at the I'm Going to Kill You Podcast Rupaul's Drag Race, Bigots From All Walks of Life and/or Opposing Parties Etcetera Can ALL Agree on One Thing: H8 Legislation. PC Polizia, Homogenization, the Fairness Doctrine, Freedom of Speech, Women and Food, Stupidity: the Side Effect of Narcissism and more ... www.imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com http://www.myspace.com/rupaulsdragrace

Feb 25, 200929 min

(47) Lesbonanza

Sandi talks to Nikki and Lale about Electro-Shocks, L Word Spoiler (not so much), Thrillaaah Micheal Jackson, Lady CaCa, The Lesbian Mafia Stimulus Package: 350 -1 millions, Revolution and more ... NEW! The Lesbian Mafia is now syndicated on www.NoSaintsMedia.com & Tuesdays @6pm EST On: www.RadioDentata.com! & Daily @12pm EST On www.ReapSowRadio.com Come and give the show a listen! Myspace http://www.myspace.com/thelesbianmafiacast Twitter http://www.twitter.com/thelesbianmafia Lesbian M...

Feb 04, 200951 min

(46) New Years Poo

Rectifying Rick, Burka's, Poopy diapers, Bitter Old Cat Ladies and Dirty Old Dog Men, Burn that Sex, Kenosha, Marshals ...

Dec 30, 200841 min

(45) Asexual Lesbian

Ordering bibles, Religious blobs, Chat w/Lale re: Rehab, Gays, Marriage, Relationships, Sex, an Asexual phase

Dec 07, 20081 hr 1 min

(44) Part 2 Interview w/Melissa Ferrick & Prop H8 Protest Recap

Prop H8 Protest Observational Observations,, Part 2 of the Melissa Ferrick Interview! We talk File Sharing, Touring, Sobriety, Porn Names and More. To Catch Melissa Live Check Out Her Tour Schedule ... http://www.myspace.com/melissaferrick The Lesbian Mafia is syndicated every Tuesday @6pm EST On: RadioDentata.com! & Daily @12pm EST On ReapSowRadio.com NEW! LISTEN TO THE LESBIAN MAFIA ON YOUR PHONE 651-925-1610...

Nov 17, 200842 min

(43) Exclusive Interview w/Melissa Ferrick! (Part 1)

**Exclusive Interview w/Melissa Ferrick (Part 1)** Prop 8 Turrets by Yours Truly, Part 1 of an Exclusive 2 Part Interview w/ Out Lesbian Singer/Songwriter, Indie Icon, Melissa Ferrick! We talk New Couches, New Album: Goodbye Youth, Touring w/Ani DiFranco, Relationships, Coming Out and More ... FRIEND MELISSA FERRICK: http://www.myspace.com/melissaferrick The Lesbian Mafia is now also syndicated every Tuesday @6pm EST On: RadioDentata.com! & Daily @12pm EST On ReapSowRadio.com NEW! LISTEN TO ...

Nov 10, 200857 min

(42) A Frannie & Freddie Halloween

A Bi's Revenge, Battle Weary Rant, Cinnamon Buns, Hairy Legs, Women & Guns, Wall Street Perps ... NEW! The Lesbian Mafia is now also syndicated every Tuesday @6pm EST On: RadioDentata.com! & Daily @12pm EST On ReapSowRadio.com NEW! LISTEN TO THE LESBIAN MAFIA ON YOUR PHONE 651-925-1610 Listener Voice Mail - 206-984-4093 Lesbian Mafia Apparel: www.thelesbianmafia.spreadshirt.com

Oct 30, 200839 min
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