Iain witnesses the most beautiful bottom ever, on a man, Iain gets the key to his new house, Andy likes people pooing on his chest, Iain compiles a list of people who need to repent, Tony rings up steaming drunk again, Porn for the blind, David Babcock admits his love for his hoover and Bill reveals he was homeless for a bit
The show comes live from a listeners house, Iain has a shocker setting up for the show, The Gary Glitter documentary Iain and Katherine made, Burrowing mango worms in skin, People trolling Iain on Periscope and YouTube, Rainbow George invents Party Dating which already exists, Nigel from Maidstone does Carrickfergus, Tony phones in drunk again and has monthly blackouts, John vents and Orlando Bloom gets sweary
The Pied Piper, John talks an ambulance getting a parking ticket for being on a double yellow line, Dr Richard Schlong talks the summer penis, David Babcock’s spooky story, Iain is joined by Niko Omilana who talks his new venture with Iain called Brooklyn Tidel, Sex with a bush, Straight to air for the second half of the show, Iain orders a pizza, Terry talks audio cassettes and Using viagra
Iain continues the 1 minute game, Chuck Winkle’s Donald Trump song, Iain thinks we lived on Mars, Do women just give in when a man likes them?, Summer penises, Iain does an Instagram live where people can join him with video, Bicarbonate of soda deodorant and Ben and Iain argue over dairy and cows
Iain goes kite surfing with his kids, Nollock gets banned for life, Iain plays the 1 minute game with the callers, Kath and Iain fall out when Iain removes Kath’s mod powers, Katherine reads her daughter’s diary, Iain doesn’t like this country, Andre surprises everyone, Iain and Kath try to get a picture of Katie Puckrik in the Daily Star and Iain and Katherine end on some ASMR
Enter the dragon remake, Iain is leaving to become a farmer, R Kelly’s apology, Drunk Tony won’t stop phoning in, Erin hates her driving lessons, Libraries are awesome, Things get awkward with Tony when he books a ticket for the rabbit hole, Dash cam weeing, Medieval times and Strangers find romance on a plane but it takes a turn
Real life animal cakes, Iain calls all callers the C word?, Last nights show makes the papers, Frank has an ofcom for the BBC, Iain gets a text saying he’s a twat so he phones the person up, Thomas Walsh from Pugwash, Angela’s mum approves of Iain, Iain’s prediction about Rainbow George comes true, Sally has a moth mouth and Nigel in Maidstone is keeping himself busy
Iain isn’t feeling great, Elon “Alan Mosque” Musk apologies, Gatford is house bound, Jonathan rambles again, Oga is 27 and a virgin and wants to spank a girl, Brian Harvery says he’s being held prisoner in his own home, Iain and Katherine’s soundboard news, Punch and Judy are rubbish? and Love on a bet!
Caddick’s relationship isn’t going great, Oga tells us which animal he would have sex with, How men can give women an orgasm, Ken says Iain mocks Jesus, Nick Knowles reveals why his album didn’t sell, “Cinnamon” is unpleasant and fat shames Iain, Nathan For You, Mamma Mia, Chemda from Keith and the Girl talks men not knowing when women orgasm and Nigel in Maidstone sings at a restaraunt
Iain and Katherine go see Paul Simon, Steve Bannon felates himself, It’s become acceptable to be nastier, Katherine has a terrifying experience on the way home, Roger and Iain talk the rise of attacks on disabled people, Dr Pimple Popper, Elon Musk’s Pedo comment, Murry Wilson drunk and arguing with The Beach Boys, Leon Rolyat on The Yes Word or S Word, DJ Dan is a theif and Iain’s amazing accents!
Iain is joined in the studio by Matthew Polly who talks his Bruce Lee book and talk Bruce Lee clone movies, Iain introduces Caddick to Holly the tech op, David Babcock plays with his hoover, Gavin wants to meet someone for a car carrying £1,000 in cash, Chuck Winkle gets invited onto Air Force One, Sam’s baby is in a full body cast, Straight to air for the last 30 minutes and Agony Anna
Iain is joined by Matt Haig in the studio who talks his new book, Twitter addiction and Ken says Matt doing Yoga is demonic, Caddick’s James Bond book, Andre gives us a song, Piers Morgan gets owned on GMB, Mo is protesting Trump, in a different town, Build a bear dumping, Iain wants a beanbag, Richard gets personal and calls Katherine a bitch and Virtual Reality can solve fear of heights?
Should Gareth Southgate be sacked?, One footballer should carry a gun, Iain wants to be liked, How can we make things a little bit better?, Martin betrays his friends, Nigel from Maidstone does Miley, Michael talks the impact of Twitter on real life, Kasif brings up dark owl memories and Panther like beasts
Iain feels like he is missing out on the World Cup because he doesn’t like football, Russell talks having a stroke, Iain keeps dumping Katherine, Ray wants to go out with someone who was married to his best mate, Iain sings Angela a love song, Iain suggests that Gavin might be making up his stories, Kinder egg in the vagina, Foreign objects up the bum and 30 year age gaps
Bust Tommy Robinson out of prison, Bullshit with Howard Hughes and yeti, Shaggeh Poneh, John takes issue with people protesting Trump, Jasmin wants to be killed by the electric chair, Iain hurt his neck, Wolf Whistling, Rob Burnett calibrates Katherine, Ray talks turning around while walking to compliment a woman and psycho swans
Iain is joined by fan of the show Lee who wanted tips on radio, Iain’s Japanese band, Iain tries to get a shoutout from hits radio, More kids try to prank but fail, Tony rings up to talk about brexit but ends up revealing he is lonely and scared, David’s mum received a letter from his dad and asked to burn it when he died, Ray wants to know if he is a pervert, James thinks the Russian football team are bionic, David the bus driver talks rude people on the bus, Nigel goes accapella and Are animal...
Iain and Kath discuss the controversy of Scarlett Johansson taking a role as a transgendered character in a movie, Lewis Hamilton wearing a kilt as an apology, Alex asks did Bush do 9/11?, How would Iain and Imani Coppola murder people?, Kids try pranking, Michael Flatley making a movie, Katherine sings let it go to Mo, Pulling faces at kids and Brain tricks
Iain discusses true crime documentary The Staircase with Chris Warburton who does the Beyond Reasonable Doubt podcast, The No Mo Song, Rachel talks being treated differently at work after having a breakdown, Martin Sweetheart talks consciousness and prostate tubes, Nigel from Maidstone is lonely and Iain plays Yes or S Word with his song, Iain tries for a new catchphrase, Sarah does a quiz with Iain and Katherine, Brian gets awkwardly personal and Katherine potty mouth
What did you do to avoid the world cup?, Iain talks going to New York Pride and being gay, Nick talks having a friend with psychosis, Swingers hotel, Iain and Paul went caving, Awkward talkRADIO bitching in the office, James McCartney’s awkward BBC 3CR interview, The Moany Mo song and Straight to air for the last 30 minutes!
Love island is mean, Caddick has a girlfriend, Iain blocks Twitter and Facebook on his phone, Flat earther Sharon, Keith talks being circumcised at 23, Darren has bed bugs, Katherine Boyle as Gemma Collins and her new book, Katherine disses Elizabeth’s marriage and Andre finishes the show with a song
It’s the trial of the century as it’s talkRADIO vs Alan Caddick for crimes against the listener, Judge Katherine Boyle presides over events, but will Caddick be found guilty or not guilty?, Iain is joined on the phone by Ron who makes Patriot canes, Kath fans are out for blood, Lee wants radio advice, Nigel from Maidstone updates us on his mum, Iain offends someone on Twitter, Iain plays the Yes Word or S Word with Paul McCartney’s new song and Invisibility cloaks are possible?
Caddick and Sally prepare for their trial on air tomorrow, Victor wondered what happened to Iain after the 11 O’Clock show, Bumhole bleaching, Martin is glad Iain’s show isn’t about Trump, Muslims and immigrants but it’s all Martin talks about, Mo thinks Iain is improving, Penis lightening, Nigel from Maidstone gets upset as his mum is in hospital, Life on Saturn?, Things get creepy after a Neil Diamond song and Fake CGI people on Instagram
Iain is joined on the phone by Uri Geller, Iain brings in his bloody shirt from the owl attack and wants to cull all owls, Gavin says his dad is beating him up, Why are bits of the body rude?, Katherine gets a pushy parent, Wasim doesn’t make sense, Jamie calls in to argue with Iain about legalising weed, Arrogant birds and Kasif berates Iain for being attacked by an owl
Iain gets attacked by an owl and ends up in A&E, The trial of Alan Caddick begins, Iain talks seeing the In & Of Itself magic show, Iain introduces a log book for the show, Iain talks seeing the Fred Rogers documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor?, Rainbow George finds out Iain doesn’t click links, A caller lies about the DAB signal and it gets psychedelic. Katherine reads Gemma Collins hilarious Now magazine interview, The Staircase and Katherine goes on the Slip n Slide
Iain has stopped caring, Rainbow George and Iain play Jeopardy, Kevin talks the Cannabis Oil story helping children, Keith spoils another movie, Organ dating website, Chuck Winkle’s commentary on the moon landing, Darren has chronic pain and can’t get any help for it, Penny Up with The Queen, Bonking bonanza and A buscuit fiasco
talkSPORT talking balls, Iain and Kath meet Bruce Johnston, People who have brought you pleasure, Why don’t the gays fancy Iain anymore?, Wasim doesn’t make sense, Billy gets the Yes Word or S Word treatment, Carlos in New York gets a new friend, Magnet fishing and The Motorcycle sidecar comeback
Iain interviews musician and ex Wings band member Denny Laine, Iain speaks to Ed Booker who has had a 7 foot ghost following him around that ruined his relationship, Iain encounters rude people at a restaraunt who stare at him, Madonna’s clairvoyant dad story, Iain’s world cup remix, Space Cadets and Katherine and Iain’s kids smuggle drugs?
Celebrities favourite pets, 100 stories in 100 words, Zach can’t count, Other Zach DJ’s for Wagamama, Katherine has a go at a kid for kicking a can and Iain berates her, Katherine’s mum, Biance talks exorcisms, Andre does a good deed, Iain plays another Yes Word or S Word, Video footage to challenge results at sports day and Just Giving taking from Grenfell?
Iain has an auditon for an acting part which leads him to ask what was your dream job?, Craig talks losing his job and finding his long lost dad, Dan does an impression of Barry from Watford so he calls in and remembers when Iain was on the run, Opening a letter left by a loved one who has passed, Iain and Kath play with a translation app, Katherine talks how the BBC made her lose her confidence, Iain interviews Ryan and Chris who do the Take It Away podcast about Paul McCartney and Iain plays o...
Iain gets mistaken for Ian Dale, Iain decides he’s going to be honest for the show, Dean thinks he’s being filmed like in the Truman Show, Iain has an awkward call with John who sent dick pics to Iain’s female listeners, Gary has an attitude, Barry from Watford tries to inject a bit of fun into the show, Ban the burpers, Is fortnite bad? and Most horrors are based on sex?
