Iain finds himself in a milky situation, Jeremy Vine steals the Wright Stuff from Iain, Davy Jones’ willy, Iain interviews musician Richie Castellano, Jackie goes to see Paul McCartney with James Corden, Antiques Roadshow is faked?, Jack has a would you rather?, Iain gets a card from someone who mistook him for someone else on Twitter and we don’t injest germs like we used to?
New and Newish callers only, Dion from the LBC days returns, Gatford tries to prank, Buzz Aldrin phones in and says he knocked one out on the moon, Stu argues with Iain because he doesn’t have a hit, Fraser plays iPod roulette, Straight to air for the last 30 minutes and People won’t stop wishing Iain a happy birthday
The kids from fame, Iain held at gun point, Muhammad thinks evolution shouldn’t have happened, Iain runs out of topics, Gatford ask when have you been flabbergasted?, Me or the dogs?, Mo argues with Iain after missing the point, Lauren talks not knowing she was pregnant until she gave birth, Sam thinks her friend is a murderer, Cat theft and Pie-gate
It’s the 500th show, The bum trumpet, The Queen deserves to die?, Steve argues with Iain after he says we are being controlled by man haters, women, zionists and gays and that children’s books are pushing an agenda, Julian challenges Iain over Steve’s call, Jasmin says people don’t die anymore, Timothy Wiggly and Sheila and James play a car crash caller guess who
The Paul McCartney fan club meeting, Keeping fruit in your vagina to eat, How to deal with a rubbish present, Katherine takes over for the second hour, Who played Jack in Dave’s panto, Pegging, Iain’s arm rest fight, Magic Mike stripping on Britain’s got talent and Being proud to be British
Which instrument would you have sex with?, Iain dents his car, Sydney rings in to tell Iain off, Iain and Katherine fall out over a Birthday present, Zach is bored of his mums new baby, Iain wants a show baby, Dreamweaver gets naked in a bar, The kids from fame, Iain gets into the accapella beach boys and Sitting in first class while leaving your kids in second
Iain opens with another Africa medley, Haan Solo, Iain gets hate for getting his chest out on TV, Iain gets a trapped hair and Katherine tries to get it out, Andy is sick of boring people visiting him in hospital, Duncan wants to teach pigeons to eat cigarette buds, Sucking on a robot dick and Nigel from Maidstone’s hit new song
Iain opens the show with an Africa medley, Space docking, Iain tries a baked alaska for the first time, Spraying poo through a letterbox, Vinny’s misquoted lyrics, Iain questions if he should let certain callers on or not and whether or not some callers are part of the joke
Iain talks the Tommy Robinson sentencing, Duncan has a gift for the world, Is Richard Madely the new Partridge?, Barry from Watford’s computer course, Wings, Andre does Kylie, Spandau Ballet’s new member, Is the new Han Solo movie rubbish? Katherine calls John a liar and Iain leaves her on air by herself and Robin has a troll issue
Are Toto genius’?, Dale submits his song for the Yes word or the S word, Alistar talks being groomed, Iain plays out the interview he did with Kirsten Ashby who was set alight by an attacker, Katherine ruins Iain’s jokes, Jack plays version perversion and Top trumps of radio presenters
#FreeSpeech, Asim talks Tommy Robinson taking donations, Cursed phone numbers, How to say Grant, Leanne and Kevin flirt, Iain goes down a Toto Africa rabbit hole, Sexy instruments, Lawn stealers, Where has Katherine done it? and Iain scams the self checkout
Iain calls out the crappy talkSPORT parking, Iain gets mad at the YouTube people, A farmer mows Piss Off in his field, Iain deletes his Twitter after an e-mail, ISIS runing Talcum Powder?, Keith talks decriminalising prostitution, Chris Jagger, Tim compares tickets to books and Nigel from Maidstone wants in on Iain’s show
Alistar introduces a new spin off Yes Word or S Word game, Psychic Helen invites Iain to a ghost hunt, Iain plays out a public service annoucement by radio station CAVE-FM in America telling people how to hide images of underage children, Iain has a blazing row with Glynn, Iain talks to Paul Lotsof the manager of CAVE-FM who makes incredible and shocking claims and Andre does The Clash
Waseem returns, Brainstorm or green needle?, Weapons created by sound, Top 10 weapons, Daniel invents social phone, Simon argues with Iain over a mother forcing her daughter to marry a Pakistani, Jules gets upset because she is struggling but has to stay strong for her kids, Hannah puts a 9v battery on her tuppance and More sex up north?
Caddick commits a sex crime, Iain feels like he is exploting Nick as he is mentally unwell, Gavin awkwardly calls Bob Mills, New kids film ‘Show Dogs’ is propaganda and promotes abuse?, Yes Word or S word with Cleo, Elvis Presley’s ring, Noel Gallagher visited by John Lennon?, Ghost Elvis orgasm and The royal goody bag is rubbish?
Iain nearly follows through, Things get awkward with Waseem, Iain slags off a caller from another station and he rings in, John listens in on police radio, Noah talks being lonely and drinking to feel something and breaks down, Iain argues with Bill again after Iain claims he’s a liar and Iain gets angry for the remainder of the show
Iain talks about someone tweeting that they saw Iain at an AA meeting, An Anonymous caller stays on the line to listen to the show, Viagra in the chemist, Stewart talks bullying a bully, Dredge’s bear in a post office, Is an anal fissure or giving birth worse?, More Yes word or S word, Baby foreskin facials and Another Killer Kath story
The show has too many listeners so Iain wants the callers to ring up and leave, Mo calls again, Mexican fleas, Nice one cyril, Bill claims he now drinks 90 pints over 3 days so Iain says he has Munchausen’s syndrome, Gerry says he has the baliff’s coming round, Kath leaves because Ice is coming from the air con, Noel Taylor submits his song for The Yes Word or the S word and Katherine gives us another murder story
Iain interviews Niko Omilana on the phone as he went undercover in the EDL, Kadir is doing security for the royal wedding, in the wrong place, Mick has a will problem, Gary rings up to talk to Katherine alone, Nigel from Maidstone hopes the royals don’t “Have any trouble with the bombs” and takes part in the yes word or the S word, Katherine has a new real life murder story and The Lynx adverts ask us to suck our balls?
Which three detectives would you take to a desert island?, 40 Years ago today since Keith Moon died, Alistar apologies for abusive tweets, Iain plays The Yes word or the S word, Iain feels sorry for Meghan Markle’s dad, Celebrity Emoji’s, James gives us a song on his guitar, Ladies fingers, Kath’s murder story on Elizabeth Báthory and Several Emu’s
Sam gets berated for taking the night off to see Nickleback, Barbara Bain’s eyes, Iain bans “How are you?”, John makes a false claim, George Galloway’s George Galloway air freshener, The erection section featuring the 30 day sex challenge, Iain and Katherine take a SATS test and H. H. Holmes’ hotel of death
Iain is joined in the studio by magacian Pete Heat who does live magic, Andre does the beautiful south, Chuck Winkle’s sex tips, Gavin thanks Iain after his car crash, Shirley Ellis and Lacey’s benefits get cut due to a failed assessment and can’t afford food so Iain does a shop for her
Rainbow George has a proposition for Iain, Surviving a 33,000 foot drop, Mo corrects Iain on the brace position and is then homophobic and vows never to phone again, Iain wakes up to a man in his flat, Mo phones in again and vows never to phone in (again), Bill comes off weed and gets help, R Kelly banned on Spotify, AI making phone calls for us, Iain creates a hit new World Cup Football song, Hit or Shit becomes The Yes word or the S word and Scott Mills name drops Iain
Danny talks about scott hutchison from the band Frightened Rabbit going missing, Iain grooms downstairs for the first time, Josh thinks he’s through to talkSPORT, Mo calls Iain homophobic, Jonathan thinks he made Iain famous, Noah and Paul dicuss using the word transvestite, Aiden submits a song for a new feature called hit or shit where callers rate it, Crocodile attack on bride to be 5 days before the wedding and Gavin updates us after his car crash last night and acts strange
Shaving downstairs, Iain and Jackie talk coming off anti depressants, The Chuckle Brothers rivalry?, The problem with Jon Gaunt, Iain argues with someone over misgendering them on YouTube, Bill claims he drinks 90 pints a day, Sharon talks being abused on Twitter, Gavin calls in right after a car crash, Chris talks hearing a caller to Iain’s show who he knew years ago
Iain gets suspended from GMB, Iain talks streaming himself sleeping, Straight to air all night, Loony John returns, Mo doesn’t agree with Iain’s comments on Jeremy Clarkson, Glynn clashes with Iain, One caller has a divorce dilemma, Mo returns again for another argument, Top tips to spice up the bedroom and first there is a mountain
Caddick, Iain and Katherine do The Kinks Karaoke, Burger van in trouble for spot the midget game, Kadir’s life update, Sexy cleaners, Mo returns for round 2 over the strawberries, The Mo show takes over the airwaves, Stewart talks bullying a bully and it gets heated and Stewart’s girlfriend phones for a go too
Iain and Katherine are joined by Broadcaster and Columnist Katie Puckrik in the studio who talk murderers, taint and Mansplaining, Gerry gets banned from the post office, Mo argues with Iain after calling him selfish for eating the strawberries in the jungle, Manny updates us, The fanny remix, and Idiot aliens
Love in the country, Carlos from New York tells how his mum had cancer and was in debt, Iain thinks the release of the Windrush documents was covered up, Iain plays with George Galloway’s Fanny, Louise talks getting into the wrong bed, Tina’s sex is on fire, Saturday Night Live’s The Beatles offer, Russell loses his job over a doctor’s appointment, Iain gives Glynn some silence and Manny talks being sectioned and wanting to kill himself
Star Wars VR, Iain gets a blast from the past, A young boy called Adam is racist, Cleaning balls and bumhole, Iain and Katherine argue over Head and Shoulders overuse, Iain argues with Glynn, Andre’s garden, Dirty eye shadow names and Tooth pulling
