May 16 2025
Our water is about to get worse, the streets are gonna be packed for Memorial Day, overdoses are down, fighting with kids is up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 16, 2025•4 min
The Kluck Index
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Episodes
May 15 2025
Eggs are coming back down...sorta, pizza is still the king, chimps wipe, Kellogg's is killing your chances at custody and NASA wants us on Mars soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 15, 2025•4 min
May 14 2025
Porn may be outlawed entirely, Wingstop has a new jam, golf life could end your life early, some people love to be thrash talked and West Virginia.....is fat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 14, 2025•4 min
May 13 2025
Sweden's National Security adviser only lasted a day, Texas Roadhouse is rolling into Walmart, bagged salad could kill you and Olivia and Liam are tops! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 13, 2025•4 min
May 12 2025
South Carolina screwed up an execution, Moms eat a load of lefties, Florida Man is out there having a wild weekend at the National Park and Cracker Barrel is bringing back a classic! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 12, 2025•4 min
May 9 2024
Weight watchers is going belly up, tip some Moscato today, Billy Gates is blowing his load and for the love of all that is Holy please don't forget Mother's Day is this Sunday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 09, 2025•4 min
May 8 2025
Utah sounds like it's tops, 1 in 5 of us don't call Mom enough, Chips Ahoy! wants your foot and your dog has a mealtime ritual! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 08, 2025•4 min
May 7 2025
Today we celebrate the trades, sea lions could be drummers, Copenhagen is tops and we're getting a new Pope! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 07, 2025•4 min
May 6 2025
Doritos is bringing back a fan favorite, hiking pays some dividends, BK wants your teeth and Charles Dickens is running wild in Florida! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 06, 2025•5 min
May 5 2025
One fifth of Americans can't read what I've typed here, Hardees has a new jam, Warren Buffet is retiring and May the Fifth Be With You! *light saber noise See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 05, 2025•4 min
May 2 2025
Jell-O has a new Mom-pleasing flavor, Starbucks needs more peeps, diabetes is killing fewer of us, Meta has a new terrible idea and White Castle gets dirty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 02, 2025•4 min
May 1 2025
To quote Justin Timberlake "It's gonna be May." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
May 01, 2025•4 min
April 30 2025
Some in the Navy messed up at work, your next lawyer could be ChatGPT, White Castle rolls out a new treat and you can't afford a starter home in 233 cities now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 30, 2025•4 min
April 29 2025
Bomb Pop is finally doing something new, Insomnia Cookies wants you fattened up this Summer, we don't even believe half of what we see on the internet and some realtor made big BIG bank in Florida this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 29, 2025•5 min
April 28 2025
Shadeur Sanders had a tough weekend, baby making is up, 5 Hour Energy wants you running to the potty and California is running out of license plates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 28, 2025•5 min
April 25 2025
House sales are down, scamming is up, chicken strips are back at McDonalds and today is National DNA day! Happy weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 25, 2025•4 min
April 24 2025
Parenthood could be a helmet for your brain, today we celebrate the humble pig in a blanket, Progresso is zipping up it's soup game and talkin' to kids about puberty is rough! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 24, 2025•4 min
April 23 2025
The Dow is down, Virginia's flag sounds hot, we have a new color, the government wants ladies knocked up and college isn't worth it for the fellas anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 23, 2025•5 min
April 22 2025
Wingstop has a new banger, China is making a helluva bridge, not a ton of us are secure in our finances and it's Earth Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 22, 2025•4 min
April 21 2025
Farming robots are almost a thing, your natural scent could be the reason you have friends or no friends and Mt. Dew has a new Summer flavor only available at one place on earth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 2025•4 min
April 18 2025
Scientists see a first in the ocean, Subway is doubling your meat, making bank off your home sale could be over! No idea why this didn't upload last Friday lol See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 21, 2025•4 min
April 17 2024
Drugs are about to be in short supply, Starbucks is all about those aprons, the new iPhone sounds out of my price range and tons of us are in a relationship rut! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 17, 2025•4 min
April 16 2025
Scientists have figured out the perfect day, eggs benny are having a big day, walking may be good for your back pain and Red Robin is throwing down for National Burger Month! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 16, 2025•4 min
April 15 2025
"Happy" Tax Day America!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 15, 2025•4 min
April 14 2025
Taco Bell is bringing back a banger, Publisher's Clearing House is, or at least was a thing, Kraft gets bold and our fannies had a terrible weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 14, 2025•4 min
April 10 2025
It's booze screening day, Clearwater Applebee's sounds like heaven on Earth, the economy is getting worse, Hidden Valley has some new flavors and we lose some wild stuff in Ubers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 10, 2025•5 min
April 9 2025
Krispy Kreme is going hard for Easter, loads of us are asking family for money these days, Virginia is for lovers and people avoiding aliens and the Direwolf is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 09, 2025•5 min
April 8 2025
PBR is getting into the diet game, pollen is up, Clif Bars are getting hyped and March Madness is over! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 08, 2025•5 min
April 7 2025
Subway has another hit on it's hands, FOMO is not what you thought it was, tariff's are coming for noodles and Duke ruined my weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 07, 2025•4 min
April 4 2025
Krispy Kreme cannot be stopped, none of us can afford to see a doctor or retire as of this morning and we spent more on music last year. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 04, 2025•4 min
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