April 3 2025
Oranges are going up, Cheez-It is getting into he pizza game, Hooters has no money, learning a language can help you down the line and Popeyes is insane. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 03, 2025•5 min
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Episodes
April 2 2025
YouTube is NOT Mr. Beast's biggest moneymaker, salt may be making you depressed, Sonic is slinging deals and apparently we need to "micro-retire." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 02, 2025•5 min
April 1 2025
Happy April Fool's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Apr 01, 2025•4 min
March 31 2025
The economy may be slowing down for the next 3 decades or so, we all check out before a vacation, Taco Bell is loading you up and Little Debbie has a new jam! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 31, 2025•4 min
March 28 2025
Family Dollar got sold, Chomps is recalling beef sticks, boobs are shrinking and non-monogamy sounds great! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 28, 2025•4 min
March 27 2025
New Mexico sucks, saying no is big business these days, Coke wants their Coke back and it's Opening Day for baseball baby!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 27, 2025•4 min
March 26 2025
Jolly Rancher is coming back for the teeth it forgot, cursing can help with pain, we're group chatting out war plans and it's National Manatee Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 26, 2025•4 min
March 25 2025
Wendy's is going Lenten, DoorDash is doing payment plans (wut?) brass knuckles still not cool in Michigan and Segway is having a bad week.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 25, 2025•4 min
March 24 2025
The Madness has officially started, men are trimming their eye lashes now, Captain Morgan wants to filthy up your bathing suit and I have hit a depressing new screen time high. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 24, 2025•5 min
March 21 2025
Trader Joe's is gonna get you drunk, social media is ruining teens' lives, Wendy's and Cheez-It are collaborating and a 77 year old Florida man um, eats something he shouldn't. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 21, 2025•4 min
March 20 2025
Red Robin is getting hot, more of us than ever are working two jobs, not all of us are following March Madness, and it's the first day of Spring! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 20, 2025•4 min
March 19 2025
Harvard is letting the poors in, Forever 21 is going belly up, BuzzBallz is getting into the holiday spirit, we feel financially "stuck" and let's laugh today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 19, 2025•4 min
March 18 2025
Crumbl is celebrating St. Pats all week long, tornadoes are ripping up the Midwest, Florida man is stealing lap dances and our workday is a tad bit shorter than it used to be! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 18, 2025•4 min
March 17 2025
Happy St. Patrick's Day to those bold enough to celebrate on a Monday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 17, 2025•5 min
March 14 2025
Today we celebrate Pi Day, learn about meat thievery, find out which state is the most financially responsible and learn that marriage makes the gents fat as Hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 14, 2025•4 min
March 13 2025
Southwest is charging you for bags, we have a new Capri Sun, younger peeps are feeling the burn, LA is down, Irvine is up and Tuberculosis is back!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 13, 2025•4 min
March 12 2025
Stocks are down, Panda Express is up, 2013 is so back, lack of libido is a killer and don't even think about your loneliness! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 12, 2025•4 min
March 11 2025
Things are bad but they could be getting much, much worse, we bargain with kids for a week and a half, the hotter you are the fatter your wallet gets and Subway is losing their minds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 11, 2025•5 min
March 10 2025
Measles had a huge weekend, DIGG is mounting a comeback, using Instagram is basically the same as using drugs and it's time...for a time change See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 10, 2025•4 min
March 7 2025
Summer 2025 is bringing a new Baja Blast flavor, you can work for Lock Ness Monster hunting, parents are all lying on social media and IHOP has March all squared away for breakfast.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 07, 2025•4 min
March 6 2025
Sour Patch Kids have a new jam that could make your potty a disco, everything you buy is about to go up in price, most of our stuff is crap and Popeyes has a new bundle.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 06, 2025•4 min
March 5 2025
Happy Ash Wednesday, AI is not why kids are cheating, your sign may determine how you file your taxes, cars prices are gonna get super high and we all lie about peeing in the shower. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 05, 2025•4 min
March 4 2025
Arby's is resurrecting a fan favorite, ladies get serious about their health at a certain age, we're getting the right to repair, Walmart says we're getting pinched and we haven't seen many new movies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 04, 2025•4 min
March 3 2025
Hooters says they're fine and totally not broke, Andrew Tate is back here, kids can keep your brain preserved and over half of us lie at home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mar 03, 2025•5 min
February 28 2025
Beer is joining eggs, we're not supposed to buy anything today, a Jersey massage parlor owner has the worst name ever and we all eat trash! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 28, 2025•4 min
February 27 2025
Denny's is on that egg surcharge train, over half of us think porn should stop when things get serious, we don't trust self-driving vehicles and Wingstop is getting crispier! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 27, 2025•4 min
February 26 2025
Joanne Fabrics is dunzo, two weeks without your phone is going to make things all better, egg smuggling is a thing, one night of bad sleep can make you sick and Lester Holt is hanging it up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 26, 2025•4 min
February 25 2925
We use loads of space for golf courses, there is a new, even better weight loss drug on the market, the flu is going to kill us all, DQ has a new jam and a classic is back at Arby's! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 25, 2025•4 min
February 24 2025
7Up has a new jam, we may be giving the chickens vaccines, Hooters is going belly up and Ketamine is up, way up!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 24, 2025•4 min
February 21 2025
Panera has a new sammich nobody asked for, we have an OnlyFans beef, using punctuation could start a fight, an asteroid is going to smoke us all and half of dudes have never asked a woman out in person! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 21, 2025•5 min
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