Diddy goes to the jury, Krispy Kreme keeps giving away donuts, TikTok influences how we eat, Hertz is using AI to ding your wallet and we celebrate the humble postal worker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Baths are better than saunas, extinct Pringles flavor returns from the dead, a fat guy does fat guy things and take your rings off at the gym! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We are not feeling good about the economy, being hot fills your pocket, Mt. Dew has a new jam and caffeine may be keeping you young! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pizza Hut is bringing the Hut Love, we're all nervous about traveling abroad, bars are out and pizza at home is in and Aaron Rodgers may finally be done after this season. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Diddy prosecution has rested, Arby's has a new sandwich, Subaru is tops, Mustangs are not and some people do not know how to behave at a restaurant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We're growing our own bacon now, don't even unsubscribe from spam, Qdoba is bringing back a fan-favorite and we're all frying this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today we celebrate a delightful pie, porno can be bad for your brain, Zillow says color matters, people are already saving for Xmas and my fanny had a busy weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I'm off tomorrow for a colonoscopy SO SAVOR THIS!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Not visiting grandma make be keeping her alive, we have a new sog-proof cereal, they're trying to stop us from peeing in the shower and we can get the Dirt Pie at DQ again! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tombstone is upping their game, our commutes are growing, bacon is rising, parents hate TikTok and Jolly Ranchers aren't food See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your morning breath is a snowflake basically, we swear a lot on the internet, you can get bacon-scented laundry now and Neal is back as my mailman! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Inflation isn't rising as fast as we thought (wut?) Hershey's and Pokemon have a new jam, buffaloes are winning in Yellowstone and for many of us, paycheck to paycheck would be a huge improvement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Outlook is bad, Chick-fil-A is testing a couple new sammies, we have a new South pole, smell is more important than looks and dogs be biting! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Atlanta is tops for grads, Meta is stifling your creativity, Chipotle has a new sauce, counting calories is no fun and we're going to have color-changing house paint! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Eggs are about the be really cheap, KFC and Chic Fil A have the trash drinks covered for Summer, Michigan is looking for Bigfoot and Diet Cherry Coke is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Eat your sugar, don't chug it, Dunkin wants you to wear it, smoking is down and so is feeding the birds in New Jersey See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Robots are becoming more human-like, McDonald's is running back a classic, Goldfish has a new jam and a ton of us are slumping at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's my birthday. As a small gift to myself I'm not going to write a description of what this index is about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Keebler has a super new cookie, offices may go extinct, smoke is in, pepper is out and it's Hug Your Cat Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tinder hates short kings, we only try 6 new foods a month, you should sing to your kids more and nobody is impressed with your 20 pull ups Troy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
19 minutes into date one and you're not thinking about date #2, ferrets are expensive, book clubs are a great way to meet a partner and the Taser guy is making BANK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dang bro.....May is already over. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Traffic up means fast food is up too, V8 is getting into the energy drink game because we need more of those at the gas station, we're only decent 19 days a month and West Virginia is where the dollar goes the furthest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Your Mom was right about standing up straight, 1 in 3 of us are into the stars, ChatGPT is spitting facts about your looks, bring the roids to Vegas and today we celebrate the brisket! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cereals are getting worse, we're not paying for the food we financed (lol, wut?), pennies are out, hurricanes are in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Memorial Day weekend and I just got paid. Every second I spend writing a description here is one more second I'm not enjoying a cold beer so here is your description, have a safe weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Using coupons is sexy now, Sprite has a new Summer drink that sounds awful, toss your cukes and you better bring something to the cookout! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sleeping 8 hours may kill you, Miller Lite is running back a classic from last Summer, Sonic hates making out, and we will go anywhere for some good eats See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We have a new ranch flavor headed our way, 9 hours of sleep is too bad, it's summer of scaling back and Wendy's is coming with the heat.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dark chocolate could replace your meds, we're self-reporting an F in a couple of areas, Naples it tops and today the Summer Bucket List is due! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
