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The Kids Are Sleep

Sean Harvey, Shannon Harveywww.patreon.com

The #1 podcast for parents who need a break.

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Episodes

The Champagne Guy

Welcome back to the number one podcast for parents who have 10 year olds and are super emo about it and definitely need a break. The couple recap their weekend of celebrations and catch up with a quick chit chat. Then in the second half of the show, they play a game no one's ever heard of "Would You Rather". Let's be honest, everyone's heard of it but not like this... Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ htt...

Nov 19, 202457 min

The Circle Jerk

Welcome back to the number one podcast for people that are tired of being forced to watch terrible political ads and now that the election is over, are ready for a break. The Harveys start the show by reflecting on the outcome of the election. Sean gives his first hand account of a few very heated political exchanges he personally witnessed this week. Grandma Shan rears her grey haired head into the discussion as she learns the literal meaning of a saying she's been saying for years and get's he...

Nov 12, 20241 hr 6 min

You Didn't Get My Sext?

Welcome back to the number one podcast for haters, critics and disgruntled rappers who all need to take a break and listen to some funny ish. Sean jumps right into the show by calling Shannon out for something she of course does not remember doing and he's not letting her off the hook this time. Then, he tries to make his wife jealous with a story about a steamy sauna seduction. The second half of the show, things get even hotter with the question box of the week which is more of an advice colum...

Nov 05, 202455 min

Scare BNB 2

Welcome back to the number one podcast with the best editor who's birthday The Harveys are celebrating and they drive him so crazy he likely needs a break. The couple catch up with the normal banter back and forth about their week in review including a fight over the pettiest thing that almost leads them to divorce court. Then in the second half of the show, it's everyone favorite segment from last year: Scare BNB. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/The...

Oct 29, 20241 hr 5 min

Trolls Be Trollin

What's new with your favorite podcasters? All will be revealed in their longest episode yet. Surprise Surprise, Sean is in his feelings because a certain someone made an off handed comment about his snacking habits and all hell broke loose. Shannon gives a graphic update on her surgery recovery. Then, the Harveys end the show with a brand new segment where they address their haters directly. Bring your haterade and buckle up! Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patr...

Oct 22, 20241 hr 20 min

Nip Tuck

Welcome back to the number one podcast for people that feel strife and choose to go under the knife. Shannon is in recovery mode from her lift but she's back like she never left with all the details you didn't know you needed. Then, the Harveys play a new category game, see if your guesses are as good as theirs. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://ln...

Oct 15, 20241 hr 9 min

Battle Of The Sexes

Welcome back to the number one show for people who wake up at 5am and listen to podcasts at the gym while they get after it. The main hosts with the most share funny but true stories about their adventures in the Mecca and the Motherland, also known as Walmart and Target. Then, they introduce a brand new segment that's guaranteed to be bigger than Texas called Battle Of The Sexes. Only the strongest sex will survive! Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/T...

Oct 08, 20241 hr 7 min

Twelve Person Floater

Welcome back to the number one podcast for women that play hard to get and the men who are tired of chasing them! The couple recaps their weekend events including a very scary & traumatic incident Shannon experienced. Then in the second half of the show, The Harveys dive head first into the question box of the week "what's something scary you're surprised you survived?" Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.co...

Oct 01, 20241 hr 9 min

The Goddess Of Steps

Welcome back to the number one podcast for people who get their steps in! The couple has been on their gain game and come in hot to share all about it. They dish all things Diddy and catch you up on their crazy week. Then, stick around for the hilarious second half of the show when they dive into the question box of week "if your ex was a food what would they be"? Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https:/...

Sep 24, 20241 hr 2 min

Raining Cats and Dogs

This episode the Harveys go off about the events of the week including chaos in their neighborhood and Shannon's mammogram appointment. Sean explains how you earn a Bachelorette degree and they finish the show with the question box of the week "how can you tell that someone is attracted to your partner". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Sh...

Sep 17, 20241 hr 3 min

We Do Not Accept This Rose

The kids are back to school and the couple is back to work making you laugh. They get deep as they breakdown the massive Bachelorette controversy and share their thoughts surrounding it. Then in the second half of the show, they get a little bit closer to their audience and connect over recent write-ins. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Sh...

Sep 10, 20241 hr 4 min

Calling King Harvey

The couple start the show by talking about a scary accident out front of their house. Sean also gets supes vulnerable about a recent guy chat and it'll make you love him even more than you already do. Then, in the second half of the show the dynamic duo revisit everyone's favorite segment "hot and bothered". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bi...

Sep 03, 20241 hr 9 min

Dear Harvey

This week, your favorite podcasters re-cap an amazing summer and gear up for another school year. Then, they proceed to fix your marriages, save your relationships, and make you overall better people, in a hilarious edition of 'Dear Harvey'. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey...

Aug 27, 20241 hr 2 min

This Or That

Catch up with the Harveys as they come in hot fresh off their vacation and share some of the highlights of having Sean's dad in town visiting from Toronto. Then, buckle up for the second half of the show where they play a game "this or that" where naturally Sean keeps it simple and Shannon is all about the details. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https:/...

Aug 20, 20241 hr 2 min

Guess who's back?

This episode, the couple breaks down the highlights of the Olympics like an Australian breakdancer that stole show but of course in true Harvey fashion they forgot their favorite part so you'll have to tune into Patreon Thursday for the Afterpod. Then, they pole vault into a discussion about online trolls. In the second half of the show, they dig into the question box of the week "what made up sport would you win a gold medal at every time?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey...

Aug 13, 202456 min

The Bloat Goat (Free Patreon Episode)

Sean's down bad with covid, so for the first time ever in the history of the show there will not be a new episode this week. To make it up to you guys, the Harveys have decided to give you a taste of what you've been missing over on Patreon. If you like what you hear, HEAD OVER THERE AND SIGN UP so you don't have to miss another Afterpod! Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/thereal...

Aug 08, 20241 hr 3 min

Ma'am, I'm Sorry But I Can't Take You Seriously

Sean starts the show off with a special happy birthday shout out to Shannon. They read a DMs from the fans and end up having a pretty serious conversation about polarization in American politics. Then, the Harveys get patriotic because it's time for the Olympics baby! To close the show, they asked the audience "when was the last time you made of fool of yourself?" and the answers will have you laughing out loud at the office with your headphones looking crazy AF. Support the show http://vyorawel...

Aug 01, 202452 min

Warm And Fuzzy

Sean breaks down what a whiskey club is and the happs from his most recent event. Shannon takes the boys out for a night on the town. Then the Harveys introduce their newest segment, the opposite of Hot And Bothered (named by one of their amazing patrons), Warm And Fuzzy. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram...

Jul 25, 202456 min

Are You Smarter Than A Kindergartener?

Sean and Shannon celebrate their 12th wedding anniversary. They bear witness to some major drams at the pool. Later, Sean tests Shannon to see where she stacks up against your average school child. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey...

Jul 18, 20241 hr 13 min

Griselda With The Black Hole

Episode 69 starts off with a bang when Shannon reads a comment from the AfterPod that is so smart and so brilliant. Sean becomes insufferable about his apple watch fitness stats. The Harveys also reach out to the audience to name their next segment. Then, they dive into the question box of the week "what's something you've done that you don't consider cheating but other people might?" and it makes for a hilarious conversation. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.pat...

Jul 11, 202454 min

Shannon Bellafonte Hibiscus

Sean gets a compliment this week and "surprise surprise" runs with it like he's in a 4X4 relay race for an Olympic gold medal. Mrs Harvey got a compliment 13 years ago and she felt today was as good as any to remind her husband. In the second half of the show, Shannon Bellafonte Hibiscus asks the question "what's a conspiracy theory that you believe wholeheartedly?". So get those tinfoil hats ready and enjoy the show. Happy 4th of July! Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https...

Jul 04, 202455 min

Avid Readers

Guess who's back? The Harveys are back from Toronto like they never left and they're sharing the inside scoop on their trip from the plane ride, to the family visits, to the food. Sean and Shan hit you with stories that are heartfelt and sentimental but they also are sure to make you laugh your butts off as well. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://l...

Jun 27, 202455 min

Wake Up Tired, Go To Bed Wired

The Harveys are back, they're hot, they're bothered and they're funnier than ever (if that's even possible). Also, Church Camp Shan shares some hilarious stories from her childhood, how the fear of God kept her from cursing until she was a fully grown adult. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealse...

Jun 20, 20241 hr 3 min

Well, Well, Well

The Harvey's found a hidden palace of p*ss in their bathroom courtesy of one or both of their sons. They give a review on Netflix' newest Ashley Madison documentary, then Sean tell's his own personal story of his experience with the website. Speaking of stupid things, Shannon asks "what's the silliest thing you've said in an argument?". Let's just say they're not getting it together anytime soon. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https:...

Jun 13, 202455 min

Things That Make You Go Hmmm

The Harvey's celebrate their youngest son's 7th birthday with a bang. Shannon runs into her arch enemy at the pool. Sean asks the question "what's something you think is weird AF that's become a societal norm in 2024?". Then, he pushes Shannon's buttons to the point that the loose cannon makes an appearance and literally tries to bite his head off his shoulders. Will they kiss and make up? Tune in to find out. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsA...

Jun 06, 20241 hr 6 min

Shannon So Nasty, Shannon So Rude

This week the Harveys bid a fond farewell to a Portland legend, Bill Walton. Shannon gets so nasty and so rude with Sean on vacation. They share some fun stories from their Memorial Day weekend getaway at the Oregon Coast. Then, to close out the show they share the hilarious answers to the question of the week "what's a study you think needs to be conducted?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www...

May 30, 20241 hr 1 min

Wash Your Lips

The couple dive right into current hot topics and nothing is off the table. They share their perspective on the Harrison Butker commencement speech backlash as well as the Diddy controversy. The second half of the show, they return for a crowd favorite segment everyone likes to call "these are your confessions.... of .. the .... week!" Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealsha...

May 23, 20241 hr 1 min

Grandmother's Day

In the first half of the show the Harvey's deal with a pressing matter that has been affecting the nation for far too long... Grandmothers taking all the glory on Mother's day! In the second half of the show, Shannon asks the question "what did an ex give you that you still have today?" and Sean's answer may surprise you. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , ...

May 16, 202451 min

Drake V Kendrick

Ok ok, so in case you've been living under a rock, this past weekend, the biggest battle in hip-hop history just took place and Sean and Shannon are here to break it all down... briefly... the rest of the conversation will drop in a bonus episode on Patreon. In the second half of the show, the couple digs into your answers to the question "what's the worst thing you've done to an enemy during a feud?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep ...

May 09, 202457 min

Who Can Name Four Dinosaurs?

The first half of the show, Sean reads some hilarious comments, as well as a few Hot And Bothereds from the patrons over on the AfterPod. RPM is back as a guest of the show and he dishes a serious of questions to the couple and their answers might just surprise you. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/t...

May 02, 20241 hr 3 min
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