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The Kids Are Sleep

Sean Harvey, Shannon Harveywww.patreon.com

The #1 podcast for parents who need a break.

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Episodes

Pillars Of Our Community

The dynamic duo is back with all the hot takes from their weekend including a behind the scenes account of their attendance at the kid's school auction. The main host was yes you guessed it, the main host, which of course made it a night to remember. The second half of the show, the couple digs into the question box of the week "what are you unnecessarily frugal about and what do you splurge on?". This episode is guaranteed to turn you into pillars of your own community. Support the show http://...

Apr 25, 20241 hr 5 min

So Striking And So Married

Sean puts Shannon on blast for turning the freak knob to 11 this week out of nowhere. Gramma Shan has apparently turned into LSW Shan and Sean is her #1 fan. Then, Shannon tells a hilarious story about being pursued by one of the dads at her son's school. In the second half, you better buckle up for one of the funniest segments of Hot And Bothered' ever. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.insta...

Apr 18, 20241 hr 4 min

Whatever You Do, Don't Laugh!

The Harvey's start the show off with a new game where they try their best not to laugh while getting dad jokes hurled at their faces like LSWs. They then dive into the question box of the week - "what's an email/text/message you've sent or received by mistake?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/there...

Apr 11, 20241 hr 14 min

In Summatiation

The first half of the show the Harveys dish on Lizzo, the latest news with Diddy and explain his hilarious feud with 50 cent. In the latter half, they discuss April Fools stories shared by the audience but the show takes a very dark turn when Sean shares his friend's account of a horrific tragedy in Edmonton, Alberta. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , http...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 3 min

I'm So Disappointed In You

Sean and Rpm update the audience on the ongoing and ever changing Diddy saga. Then, Shannon asks the question, "what was something you hated that you're parents did, that you now do as an adult?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagram.com/therealseanharvey...

Mar 28, 202459 min

Hemorrhaging Money

If you've ever been through drams with a contractor of any kind, this is the episode for you. Shannon tells more tales from the kitchen renovation that just wont quit. Sean cleans a counter to save his marriage, literally. Then, the couple dive face first into the question box of the week, "if you were a disease what would your symptoms be?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the...

Mar 21, 202451 min

5 Stars

Sean gives the final update on the boy's basketball seasons complete with a championship game speech that would rival the speeches in the movie 300. Shannon fills you in on the remodel mayhem. RPM pulls up and helps the Harveys create a new system of rating humans, which turns out to be a 5 star idea. Then, they close out the show with the question of the day, "what's something you regret doing?". Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https...

Mar 14, 20241 hr 2 min

Super Hot, Hella Bothered

The title says it all, the Harveys are back with another heated segment of Hot And Bothered. However, before they can get there, Sean has to update everyone about his new "game changing" supplement purchase that should have him looking like a young Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in no time. Then, Shannon recounts getting yelled at by her husband and coach of her son's basketball team, in front of a gym full of people. Tune in to find out what happened next. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?a...

Mar 07, 20241 hr 4 min

It's The 50th Episode, Man!

They've done it! You thought they'd be dead, broke or in jail by now but the Harveys have made it to their 50th episode. The kid's are sleep, it's time to pour some drinks, smell the flowers and look back at the 5 moments that made this show what it is today. The number 1 podcast in the universe for people that just need a freakin break. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/thereals...

Feb 29, 20241 hr 1 min

Fegan Fox

Shannon and Sean come into this episode like wrecking balls. They're a little out of sorts so buckle up, hang on tight and enjoy the ride. Shannon shares your answers to the question box of the week "what's the funniest thing someone has said to you on a first date?" Then the second half of the show, the couple breaks down the first six episodes of the hit reality show Love Is Blind and shares their funniest take aways. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.co...

Feb 22, 20241 hr 12 min

I EARNED THIS!

In the first half of the show, the Harveys recap their epic Hawaiian vacation down to the last delicious pineapple. Next, they channel their inner Ms. Cleo as they go over the Super Bowl predictions they made on the Afterpod and see how accurate their crystal ball truly is. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https://www.instagr...

Feb 15, 20241 hr 2 min

Pineapples!

The Harveys have a new safe word and you'll never guess what it is. Sean and Shannon fill up an entire 20 yard drop box in single day (oh the joys of remodeling). Then, they close out the show with 'Confessions, Of The Week' and expose (anonymously of course) some of the craziest secrets you guys have been holding onto. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , ht...

Feb 08, 20241 hr

4 Minutes Or Less

Shannon starts off by telling a story about ratchet parents at the taekwondo class. Meanwhile Mr. Harvey needs someone to put some respek on his name. R-E-S-P-E-K..ok? Then Sean revisits the segment 'Reoccurring Dreams' to tell on his wife and her nocturnal infidelities. In the second half of the show, Shannon shouts out some of the new Patrons of the show. Then she tells a hilarious story about how Sean missed out on the best 4 minutes of his life. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc...

Feb 01, 202453 min

Literally The Best Episode Ever

The great Dj RPM graces us with his presence and brings the heat with his own edition of Hot And Bothered. The question is, who does it better? The Harveys then dive into your emails asking for advice and introduce a new segment, Dear Harvey. They "literally" give the best advice ever. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey https:/...

Jan 25, 202457 min

You Know What Jacks My Reacher?

The entire Northwest may still be snowed in but the Harveys are outside and so are the bad drivers. Cars have been piling up directly in front of their home, one accident after another and Sean spends an entire day with the neighborhood dad brigade trying to clean up the mess. Meanwhile, Shannon takes the kids sledding and ends up having to confront a bully for being so nasty and so rude to the kids on the hill. The second half of the show is the third installment of the first reoccurring segmen...

Jan 18, 202454 min

Ill Find You

Sean starts off the show by breaking down some of his more nuanced opinions about the Katt Williams' viral interview on Club Shay Shay. Then, the Harvey's bring you onto their living room couch as they dig into their premature reviews of Fool Me Once and Natalia Grace Speaks. This episode's question box is "what's the most toxic thing you've done to stay in a relationship?". Will the real stage 5 clingers please stand up? Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon....

Jan 11, 202455 min

New Year, Same Skanks

The Harveys head into the New Year by shouting out their biggest supporters. Sean let's the audience in on the best kept secret on the Showtime channel and the thing you didn't know you needed in your life until now. The couple then dive into the question box of the week "what's IN and what's OUT in 2024?" and unbeknownst to the rest of us, the answer to both questions is... skanks. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresl...

Jan 04, 202456 min

Favorite Moments Of The Year

The Harveys recap the week leading up to Christmas along with parties, kids games, ect you know life updates. Then, they get into an epic end of the year wrap up that you don't want to miss- "favorite moments of the year". The podcast is officially 9 months old and wouldn't be the same without your support so the Harveys along with their management team and executive and secret service thank you! Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https:...

Dec 28, 20231 hr 4 min

Are You Wearing A Diaper?

It may be time for Christmas break for most of you but the number one podcast for parents that need a break refuses to take one itself. This episode, the Harveys celebrate their oldest son's special accomplishment at school. Gramma Shan cries at the end of the Bachelor In Paradise finale for some bizarre reason. Then, they ask the question "what do you wish you had said to the last person you argued with?". I hope you packed your diaper because these answers might leave a stain. Support the show...

Dec 21, 20231 hr

So Nasty And So Rude

The Harvey's review the new Julia Roberts movie on Netflix and have some fun with some of the scenes. Shannon tells a story of her trip to the mall and the antics that ensued like only she can. They close out the show with the question "what's the worst way you've been broken up with?" and the audiences answers range from heartbreaking to utterly hilarious. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.in...

Dec 14, 20231 hr 10 min

Going Down In Snack Town

This episode Sean pulls out some questions from The Couples Game and the Harveys have a good old fashioned battle royal of relationship trivia. Then, they try something new by having a blind taste test of some kind with each person picking five items from Trader Joes for the the other to try and see if they wanna buy. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , http...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 1 min

Holiday Hangover

This episode the Harvey's recount their Thanksgiving exploits and share a bit of their own holiday drams. Then they go nuts over the audience answers to the question "what are your sex flaws?" Apparently, Gramma Shan isn't the only woman with bad knees and a great sense of humor to match. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey http...

Nov 30, 202359 min

Thanksgiving In Four Words

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This episode the Harveys reminisce on the days when they had to go to as many as three different Thanksgiving dinners in one night. They discuss the current controversy surrounding Diddy and Cassie. Then in the second half of the show they get into the question box of the week "ruin Thanksgiving in four words." Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therea...

Nov 23, 20231 hr 12 min

Airing Grievances

This episode, the Harveys celebrate their oldest son's birthday. Sean leads a discussion about the newest scandal involving the claims of a former assistant of Will Smith. Then the audience writes in and airs their grievances including the proper storage containment for hot sauce, the definition of good peanut butter and the frustration around slow drivers. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.in...

Nov 16, 202357 min

Let's Get Ready To Rumble

RPM makes his triumphant return to show after his two week long hangover after binge drinking White Claws like a crazy person at his surprise party. Sean shares a hilarious story of how a friend avoids trick or treaters. Shannon almost got into a fist fight at a youth basketball game which spurred this week's question box "what are the craziest things you've seen parents do at youth sporting events?" This episode brings new meaning to the term "Soccer Mom". Support the show http://vyorawellness....

Nov 09, 20231 hr 3 min

Tricks And Treats

This episode, the Harveys recap their 1st annual costume party, which doubled as DJ RPM's surprise birthday party. Then they take a moderately serious turn and discuss the current controversy surrounding Dwight Howard as well as Hasan Minhaj's response to being accused of fabricating jokes. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.instagram.com/therealshannonharvey/ , https://lnk.bio/Shannonharvey ht...

Nov 02, 202359 min

Don't You Know That You're Toxic

This episode begins with an incredibly detailed description of the shart heard round the world... Yes, Shannon sharted. The Harveys recap their latest trip to the Oregon Coast where Sean officiated a friend's 20 year wedding anniversary. The question of the day was "what is something toxic you actually love in your relationship?" and the answers may disappoint the Suffragettes. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppo...

Oct 26, 202349 min

Insane On A Plane

The Harveys have a confession to make and it might be hard to hear, but they've been separated from Will Smith for the last several years. Shannon briefly recaps her latest trip and that leads Sean into another round of your favorite segment "Hot And Bothered". Then the couple riffs about the question box of the week, 'what's your worst plane experience?'. Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www.patreon.com/TheKidsAreSleep https://thekidsaresleeppod.com/ https://www.ins...

Oct 19, 20231 hr 5 min

Wait Til You See My....Secrets

The Harveys open the show sharing a story about two "solicitations" that actually turned out to be wins this week. They then get into a few hot topics including the Drake/Joe Budden "battle" and how Sean gets a new nickname. Second half of the show, the couple discusses your feedback to the question box of the week "what's a secret you're currently keeping from your partner?" As you can imagine, things get pretty juicy #snailtrail Support the show http://vyorawellness.com?afmc=Harvey https://www...

Oct 12, 20231 hr 2 min

Emotional Damage

Sean falls down the stairs in his underwear, gets a massage, then breaks down the updates in the Tupac murder case. Shannon bids farewell to her star Weber State pupil, Damian Lillard, as he moves onto greener pastures. The question of the day - "What have your children done/said to embarrass you in public" - the answers remind us that none of us really know what we're doing when it comes to this parenting thing. Together we stand, united our children bring us to our knees. Support the show http...

Oct 05, 202357 min
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